Matchday 3 of concakino qualifiers >today Honduras vs Haiti 7pm ETCosta Rica vs Nicaragua 9pm ET>tomorrow Curacao vs Trinidad 6pm ETJamaica vs Bermuda 7pm ETPanama vs Suriname 8pm ETEl Salvador vs Guatemala 9pm ET
allez... nicaragua et haiti ?
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>>151362786Nicargua can still qualify or get playoffs but it would take a lot going right for that to happen. Haiti have a good chance though if they beat honduras tonight
>>151362816let's go>Suriname>Guatemala>Curacao>Nicaragualove me some debutants
>>151362902>>151362910>Nicaraguakek no. '>we' fucking suck
>>151363350didn't know palma left celtic
>>151362772We better beat fucking Suriname convincingly, I'm tired of seeing our team playing down to competition.
>>151363525Yeah he hasn't been there for a bit now
Unexpected easy win.
>>151365570ticos thought the same last month>>151365518could be worse you could be like us and play down to everyone because our duel nats don't respect the difficulty of the region
I'm glad but choco scored so it's overall still a loss
>>151365624Big difference between 2-0 and 3-0
>game is 3-0What went so wrong with Haiti
>making Hondurass look competent this entire group is utter shit, including CR.
>>1513663421804
Good game, still some sloppy defense and offense down the stretch. Maybe Nicaragua doel us a solid.
Choco lozano will cost us in the long run as he always does. It's just a matter of time
guess its over for haiti. costa rica seem so bad now I'm not sure if they would beat honduras for them to still get first
>>151368048Haiti can still get 2nd place, actually even first place isn't crazy.
>>151368220Costa Rica will beat hondunegrosTrust
>>151368220>Haiti can still get 2nd placeI know but they lost their 3+ gd so they'll probably end up having to beat Nicaragua by a lot
>>151368461They are at home at least, same for CR.
Keeeeeeek
COME ON CHAPINES SCORE SOM FUCKIN GOLES
>conceding to nicaragua again>>151368584yeah, hopefully they play in DR instead of barbados or something so they can at least get a decent crowd. Although they do seem to fill the small stadium at barbados sometimes
Fuck this lazy teamOnly when they're against the wall they do something
NICACARAGUA ON SUICIDE WATCH
N I G G A H O W
rip murillo
the downfall of costa rica needs to be studied
what is he doing
sovl
>>151370712This is the level of futbol we might see in the WC btw
damn
Hang this goalkeeper
nicaragua could've probably been one of those annoying teams that grind out a draw if their keeper wasn't so dumb
That goalkeeper was pure ass poor guy
Do anyone else think the Nicaragua GK sold out? Nicaragua was practically out before the game
>>151373320i think he's just bad and inexperienced he's only 22 according to google
bump
We play tonight It’s rainy
>>151382360I heard you guys tried to keep the suriname team up
>>151382444>Play dancehall to a Caribbean countryWhat where they even thinking
>28 teams have qualified for the World Cup>still 20 spots left14 will be decided in November (11 UEFA, 3 CONCACAF)6 will be decided in March 2026 (4 UEFA, 2 Interconfederation Playoffs)it's too much isn't it who's actually going to watch Curacao vs Uzbekistan
>>151382557more importantly, who's going to pay 200 dollars per ticket to attend that in the middle of the USA
>>151382570at 12pm on a boiling hot Tuesday
>>151382444our social media ridiculed and bullied the perpetrators
>>151382570Bold of you to assume we’re not gonna get grouped in Mexico or Canada
>>151382511tbf they aren't an island you can't blame them for thinking it would work>>151382570I thought tickets were starting in the 1000s
>>151382655do Jamaicans like cricket or football more?
>>151382661They’re more of a running nation
room has been carrying that curacao defense this window>>151382661football. The oldheads like cricket though but interest in the sport has kinda died in the country. I never see anyone my age talk about cricket but everyone on the street will be laughing when man utd lose a game
>>151382686do Panamanians like beisbol or futbol more?
>>151382702guess that explains why the Windies have been so terrble for the last decade or sosad!
>>151382719if it makes you feel better the lesser antillies countries and guyana still seem to care judging from the full stadiums I see of the occasional cpl clips
>>151382711Baseball, but footy is a close second
>>151382702>room has been carrying that curacao defense this windowHe doesn't even have a club right now kek
>Curacao 0.40 - Expected goals (xG) - 1.95 Trinidad and Tobago
CURAHOW?!could we make this a thing? we could spam it when curacao scores a goal and stuff
>can't string 2 passes together against bermudaThe curacao loss couldn't have broke them that bad. I really wished people stopped overrating this team just because a few of them play in the championship
based spicer
>>151383105They aren't really a high scoring team so that's to be expected they don't really have a good forward but they're really good defensively and attacking on the wings on the counter
Is Managua a good city for tourism?
>>151383294At least they're creating chances I guess
Jamaica with teh quick 1-2 punch
There’s an obscene amount of traffic right now and I don’t know if I’ll make it home to watch the start of the game Fuck this country’s traffic Fuck carsFuck gasoline
>>151383460We wish we had a metro
>>151383563In it’s current phase it’s pretty much worthless since most of the population live in areas that are not connected to metro stationsYou still need a vehicle transportation and there’s no such thing as sidewalks
need a goal on kurac trinidad game for 18000 euros win lmao im about to have a heart attack (im not cashing out)
>>151382711We’re a beisbol and boxing nationFutbol is mainly played by kids in poor areas of the capital city and in colon mainly
CAM ON CURACAOSCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
>>151383744or don't
looks like raeGAY boys are going to the world cup
>>151383888we still have to beat curacao on the last day. And trinidad hates us so I wouldn't say we've won that one already either
>>1513827111. Baseball 2. Soccer3. Boxing4. Track and Field
>>151383351>visiting cities in central americayou're doing it wrong, my man. the beaches and rainforests are what you should be visiting
>>151383946>BaseballWhere do people watch Baseball? I feel like I see most people playing soccer. Baseball is not even an option as a sport in the top high schools.
>>151384150It's more regional, and the top high schools hardly focus on sports we're not America. Go to Rod Carew in April and you'll see teams from everywhere in the country.
goal for netherlands B
>>151384408>the top high schools hardly focus on sports we're not AmericaThey do have their leagues for other sports though. Look at Kiwanis for Football and Liga10 for soccer for example. They are established leagues where the best schools compete against each other.
Go Ahead Eagle's very own Margaret!
can a nigga get a stream?
>>151384537Based webm Jamaicanon
>>151384554nice header kek
>>151384534Panama game is being shown on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjt5Kj5RsKM>>151384537>>151384554based webm
>>151384532>>151384490its canover>>151384534https://streamed.pk/watch/panama-vs-suriname-4497740/alpha/1youtube on the concacaf channel has better quality if you have a vpn
>>151384554Lel
>panamanian finishing
We're so shit
>>151384677SOVL
Unc still got it
UMMMMM
>>151384510I see that on COS, they also have the Little League and high school tournament for baseball
Oof, that should have been a 2nd goal for Suriname
Panama's CB don't know how to cope with Suriname's rotating false-9
>>151384510>established leagueslmao those are newly established (at least for liga 10) and are for rich kids or wannabe rich kids >kiwanis football is an established leagueWhat the fuck am I reading
>half the track is in darkness lmao
When the Suriname goalkeeper was young, he was working as security as a big electronics store. One time he ran after a thief and got stabbed
>>151385055Such is life in the tropics
>>151385093Life ain't easy in wild jungles of Breda
>>151385116>i came from the hood>the hood
free kick of the year
Almost fucked the keeper up
Keeper is hard-carrying kek
Goddamn this dutch keeper is a wall
GYATT
Half-time slags (of Surinamese descent)
kek
>>151384726for now until he plays a decent team
>>151385367el salvador was racist, panama tries to keep them up and they just keep winning
VAMOS MI GUATEEEEEEEEEEE
Didn’t these two retards went to war over a football match or was that Honduras
>>151385455honduras
>>151362772Sometimes I forget how bad the concacaf is. It's a wonder how good Mexico is despite being in such a bad region. It's like we get to beat the US every few years for the gold cup. Boring!
el SEXO
>>151385596How to get a Panamanian girl, thick in all the right places, as a tall green-eyed white Dutch dude?
>surinamean freekicks
this is comical
>>151385628speak passable spanish and just feed her drinks
Someone dope-check this GK
call me ismael
No hay sleccion centroamericana mas pecho frio que Panama.
>>151385909>t. Malding hondunegro still mad after getting jobbed by Panama at home for the 2018 qualifiersMany such cases!
>>151385850he's just that guy
>>151385931Both 2018 and 2022 teams were terrible, this one is too btw, so that is to be expected, but Panama has repeatedly bottled qualifiers which they should have easily gone through.
>Panama
Kek that dive
>stretcher team comes out and the ref tells them to fuck off
>>151386004> repeatedly bottled qualifiers which they should have easily gone through.lmao hondunegro have you seen our league or stadiums If you would you wouldn’t say “easily go through”On the other hand your country has played this shit their entire existenceYou should qualify every year or at least have a performance like Costa Rica in a World Cup instead of getting raped every time you participate
Lmao, Boëtius actually has a cap for the Dutch senior team too
>Canadian RefsThis shit is so ass.
nice pass, suriname
it’s either a gifted penaltyor it’s either a Suriname own goal
>>151386279this smells like a KWAB on our part bro
>151385573>mexico>good>weshit bait, not even worthy of a (you). ywnbam
why are they chanting USA?
>>151385779Panamanian girls are extremely high-maintenence, aren't they?
>>151386284It most definitely is This team hasn’t been playing well in a while. Hondunegros showed us our place last gold cup and the copa América before was a flukeThis whole country thought this generation was good because they beat the worst Costa Rica in 30 years like 4 straight games (non qualifier games I might add)
>>151386418We use US Dollars here so yes
Bring back moustaches
>surinamean finishing
UNCAF needs to be nuked fromOrbit for allowing literal who islands to BTFO them like this and not do anything to improve themselves.
>>151386550When did Suriname become an island?
>Dick Steel
LONDOÑO
>>151386550>american education
Not even a punishable handball in the first place
>>151386567More importantly why are South America teams playing in CONCACAF? >Because they regionally and culturally identify as-None of that shit please.
>>151386612>*chicano education
>>151386633>why haven’t u given us our free pen
>>151386644Is this your first World Cup qualifier?Nigga just watch the shitshow in UEFAYou got exposed there’s no unexposing
>yellow card to the coachlmao
BASED REF
why do they keep chanting USA
>>151386633>when i look into your eyes
>>151386673What shitshow? Genuine question.And you think I give a shit about where Suriname and shit are from? I said what I said, UNCAF should be nuked from orbit for allowing shitters as such to beat them lmao it changes nothing.
>>151386713The likes of Suriname have gotten much better recently because they started handing out sport-passports to players instead of just relying on their own.
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING USA,
No era
>+10
>>151386713>And you think I give a shit about where Suriname and shit are from?No, I genuinely don’t because you’re some illiterate American It’s just funny how you tried to back off but it just didn’t work
vaxx'd status?
Het is voorbij...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Poor Suriname Getting scored by Guatemala and Panama in the last minutes
we didn’t lose, yay!
Maybe next world cup bros...
>>151386732This is happening around the Caribbean as well. I know curaçao was doing this and some CFU member (I don’t know if it was Montserrat or French Guyana) was doing this as well. Though at the same time all of the Central American Teams have gotten worse as well.>>151386824‘ok’
Man, I dont think a single underdog won today across any confederation, how boring
TROLLBAR
>>151386896French guiana maybe, Montserrat has to do it since they only have 2000 odd people on that island the rest are in england
Gg all of you
>+12
GG Suriname
>>151387002Cute perro
>>151386878>balboa de latangmi
>>151387017VAMOS LPMVAMOS GUATE EL SUEÑO ESTÁ INTACTO
sorry for taking so long my vpn was being a pain
>>151387017>El rancho cagado y orinado de El SHITvador
>>151387017BasedFuck BukeleFuck salvanegros
>>151387067>vpnU mean ur not in jamaica mon?Bomboclat
>>151386644>None of that shit please.What else are you expecting to hear then? Turkey, kazahkstan, azebaijan and georgia all play in eufa instead afc for the same reason
>>151387017The state of the field >>151387087Letting him get that open on what potentially is the biggest game in Suriname history
>>151387103I use vpn to record the streams on concacaf yooutube through obs. vpn kept giving me netherlands and suriname and curacao games are blocked there
>>151387087Retard GK made that shit erroneous pass that led to the goalAll that good effort for almost nothing
>>151387123I trust Suriname to do better than Panama in their remaining games not gonna lie, I have faith
>>151387123they were about to transition into attack tbf vaesson just made a poor clearance and gave the ball back to panama
>>151387170I think neither shall passWe will get jobbed by Guatemala away and our former coach that coaches now for El Salvador will make us his cuckI think it’s either between guate or el salvanegro tbhwy desu senpai
>>151387103you can use VPNs to bypass region locks for free streams on Youtube and other websites. I use VPNs to watch F1 and UFC
>>151387199I don't think el salvador are getting another win desu, only good guy on their team is gil and even if he does score the defense will still let him down. I can see guate sneakily stealing first though
>>151387260Don’t underestimate the power of el bolilloHe’s the only one capable of making our shitters advance to a WC in a qualifiers with usa and mexico
>>151387199> former coach that coaches now for El Salvador will make us his cuckTrust me when I say this, El Salvador is not winning another match. Gil is playing well today, and Ordaz is trying but the rest of the squad is literal shitters. Like genuine, bottom of the barrel, shitters.
off the line, damn
>>151387306They should’ve beaten us last matchWere any of you guys watching
>we draw last minute>guatemala wins or they drawso basically nothing happenedchristiansen is one lucky mf
>>151387319Yes I watched that match. El Salvador has no forwards. Yes there was some flukey refball and Canadian ref-ing is absolute dogwater, but El Salvador genuinely sucks. They are losing to fucking Guatemala. They’ve never lost to them. They couldn’t even grasp a point against Passport Bros Suriname while Guatemala could salvage it.
>>151387352I think that you think there is an abysmal difference level between concashitters when it’s actually not that wayBut that’s just my theory
>>151387352We didn't salvage shit. Suriname tied it in the last minute on a lucky volley. El Salvador has lost to us literally dozens of times we just don't play in qualifiers that often.
Like literally there are teams that don’t compete in FIFA that could qualify or make a good run for it like GuadeloupeIt’s like you guys have never watched a gold cup before
>>151387330Didn't see the match. Would you say a draw between you and Suriname was a fair result overall?
>>151387381I think there are levels to this, but in the grand scheme of things they are all shit. We can all agree about them all being shit.I’ve watched El Salvador for years and they have, genuinely, gotten collectively worse each time. The only slight improvement some could make is that they make it to the third round but that’s about it.
>>151387146BomboClat
>>151387425MaybePanama played well and missed many chances the first couple of minutesThen Suriname did the jobWe just held in there but didn’t really look like we had a clear chance since the first half
>>151387410> El Salvador has lost to us literally dozens of times we just don't play in qualifiers that often.Well I meant in Qualifying. In friendlies it’s different, same with the gold cup.
What went wrong and can they still salvage it? I expected goup a to be tough for panama but the ticos shocked me with poor they've been
>>151387518>hire incompetent manager one after another since you fired the guy who took you to heaven in 2014>team goes to shit because there is never a complete process Many such cases!
>>151387518Both them and Curacao have the same schedule so they just have to get better results, they can definitely beat El Salvador and probably can beat GuatemalaBasically it'll come down to who chokes on the last break, because one of them definitely will, it is Concakino after all
>>151387416Martinique is the team that'd regularly qualify if they were allowed to compete in the WC, Guadeloupe are hit-and-miss
>>151387416> Like literally there are teams that don’t compete in FIFA that could qualify or make a good run for it like GuadeloupeYa that’s part of the problem. UNCAF has allowed them all to catch up. Set aside nationalism of each country within it but allowing literal non FIFA affiliated teams to not only compete but look good is the issue. Yes you have passport bros as mentioned but even then letting it happen within a decade and not improving is also part of the problem.
>>151387585>UNCAF has allowed them all to catch up.Guadeloupe made the gold cup semis in 2007T&T was a force in 2002Jamaica was good thenI’d suggest some lecture
EL SALVADOR IS NOTHING BUT A BITCH ASS ANTI FOOTBALL COUNTRY!
>>151387544>2014anon...also bolillo was shit he just got lucky because of the rigged goal we had against costa rica because conCACA is too poor to afford goal line technology
>>151387640T&T and Jamaica are Powerhouses in the Caribbean. You could argue the same for Haiti. Those aren’t who I’m talking about. I’m talking about Guadeloupe, Curaçao, the Dominican Republic, ffs El Salvador couldn’t even beat PUERTO RICO. That’s what I’m specifically talking about.
>>151387657I meant CR dummy not usWe are the oppositeWe stick with coaches even if they are complete shit and it makes no sense
>>151387701I’m talking about Guadeloupe too which is why I mentioned they have performed better in a gold cup (over 18 years ago) than lel salvador has done their whole existenceName one Salvador player that isn’t mágico GonzálezName one Guatemalan player who isn’t pescadito RuizYou can’tIt’s not that hard to top that
>>151387576>Basically it'll come down to who chokes on the last break, because one of them definitely willfor some reason I feel like that would most likely be us>>151387655at least the cuscatlan is cool
>>151387734Literally take us for exampleBefore the year 2000 no one cared or gave a fuck about this sportNow 18 years later and we made a WC and over performed those countries in gold cup results and copa americaSame thing with Canada
>>151387576Fuck, I meant SurinameBut honestly it applies to Group B too
>>151387702yeah my bad kekI just saw that anon praising bolillo and I thought you were doing the same thing
November seems like perfect month because it's our national fucking holidays. We separated from Colombia, we created the symbols, a lady shouted and now by November 18 we'll celebrate a second ticket to the biggest event in sports
>>151387702>We stick with coaches even if they are complete shit and it makes no senseI think christensen has done a good enough job to justify sticking by him tbf despite the nations league and gold cup finals failures
>>151387769>>151387734That’s because the people in charge of the sport actually started to care. Most of UNCAF that hasn’t happened. Guatemala despite taking a two year ban is as good as they have been, El Salvador has regressed, Honduras ran out of talent while Costa Rica’s talent got old and those have not done anything to improve the situation in their respective places.You could literally say the above for Mexico and the United States as well. They are much worse than they were in the last 10 years.
>>151387789I’m just glad we got rid of dely ValdésSome idiots want him back
Guanacos tongue my anus Football won today We're so back
>>151387815anulo mufa
>>151387851>actually started to careI don’t think anyone in Canada cares or here (except for when the NT plays)Guate (not that much anymore) and the other central american leagues mog usI just think FIFA splashes more cash into our federations perhaps? Idk >>151387845I honestly don’t think it’s his fault most of the time. This time I will put the blame on him because the players he is using are mostly out of formI blame the media for giving the players too much egoThey’re literally sub IQ guys in their 20sIf they think people think of them as gods they will think they are themselves
>>151387873For reals, bitch as salvis crying for phantom penalties
>>151387926>I don’t think anyone in Canada cares or hereI think he means the federations which in canada's case is true. Jessie Marsch isn't the type of appointment you make if you're a federation that don't care and they've been putting effort into improving their domestic football with the cpl and canada cup. The players definitely care now too and canada are the only ones in CUM actually trying to get serious friendlies to play in preparation for the world cup instead of playing uzbekistan or something. The only major flaw with the canadian fa is that they're broke
Puta, al fin
Who won
>>151388818fifa
>>151392139Yardie bro, why you guys, you know a good place to get some red snapper?
brehs...
>>151393580Press S to spit
Was the El Salvador national team perpetually cursed by God because Magico Gonzales SA'd a minor in the 90s?
I hope Guatemala qualifies
>>151392218I don't really eat fish desu so I couldn't answer you on that>>151393580just beat el salvador 6-0, how hard could it be?
>>151414704WE CAN'T SCORE FOR SHIT
>>151414923We just need to tell the old farts to un retireI’m sure they could score against former salvadorian gangbangers
>>151414923Is the game on, right now Panama bro?
>>151415941nah, I'm just venting.
>>151416113Please let Guatemala win
>>151419857How does 0-0 sound?
>>151422530Nah, give them a meme 1-0 Guatemala win pls.
>>151422557Let's meet down the middle and make it 1-1, all our games seemingly end like that
>>151424199No, Guatemala needs a big win to stay in the race
