Rematch time
*dabs on you in style*
>Waiting all day for Monday Night
>>151364139then why is the official team website https://www.commanders.com/
Tyrique redemption game
Go bears
>>151364106>needing a hail mary to beat the eberflus + shane waldron bearsPathetic
>>151364106I work with a gambling addict and stated that the game wouldn't hit 50 points and the bears would win outright and he made a really retarded parlay out of it. >deebo 1 touchdown>something elseHow fucked is he
>I'm Joe Buck, that's suspected alcoholic Troy Aikman
>>151364106this is the real game tonight
bad day to be a bear
Would you guys say the Bears and Commanders are now a rivalry or is it just a forced narrative?
>>151364281>>deebo 1 touchdownHe has a heel injury and probably won't play much unless the Bears are really good
Say hello to Aaron and his new husband!
>>151364314Nah, this is just the second game. Yeah the Bears got memed hard after the first, but it's not a rivalry yet
>>151364281Can you do a mathematically impossible parlay like under 20 points and 7 different players to get touchdowns and if os why don't more people do this
if you don't watch the game while wearing your team's gear, you're not a real fan
>>151364314battle of the zestiest QBs
Bears 13My Commies 41Cap this
>>151364314Its the definition of a forced narrative.A historically bad coaching staff losing on a hail mary is literally not noteworthy. It wasnt even the worst meltdown the bears had last year.
it's ogre
Joe Buck!
>>151364367It's been over all week
>>151364390Daniels is better than Williams tho
Go Bears
>>151364405Hes pretty good at getting injured
Never forget
>>151364390You have to go back
>>151364106Well commie bros I want my bears to win but at least I can assert that I'm smarter than if they lose
>>151364449I never left :)
so soulful
>>151364452**assert I'm smarter than Poles
>>151364328>>151364357All rivalries start with one game
For me, It's the United States Navy and Redskins Football
USA USA USAI LOVE YOU ALL /sp/ no homo
What an incredibly based anthem
>National anthem at sporting events Do Americans really? This feels like 1930s Germany
>>151364506Which is why I said "yet". If the Commies get another meme win and they play again in a year or two from now, it might be a rivalry
Based Sailor
>>151364506The NFC North actual, real rivalries, nobody gives a flying fuck about the redskins.Sorry my guy, its not going to happen no matter how much E!SPN tries to force it
>>
Been a while since I’ve caught a SOUL national anthem.
>>151364508>>151364510>>151364538That’s the way the anthem should be every time. None of this “soulful” reinterpretations or oody melancholic bull shit. Just bombastic and full of life! ‘Murica!
The Washington Redskins
Streaming MNF for anons, VC opendiscord.gg/cleanitupjanny
>>151364573NTA. I'm a Bears fan and I fucking hate the Commanders. We're out for blood here fr.
>>151364550Better than 2020s germany
I'M SCARED
>>151364608Cool it with the racism
>two monday night games>we get the one with Joe Buckit's not fair bros
>>151364573
praying for some hardcore zesting tonightthe outcome doesn't matter
>>151364635I wanted Brady, he's good luck
>>151364635>Anon is....... disappointed
>>151364618>We're out for blood here fr.Thats every week, against every team.Redskin fans are literally delusional pretending this is a "rivalry", when we literally have green bay vs chicago, and the Lions + Vikings have become decent.On what planet is this a rivalry?Its a rivalry every time the bears lose to any team?lel
Is nobody watching this game?
Both of these teams would bootyblast the chiefs
>>151364652>last game of note was in 1940Nice rivalry
Are Caleb's nails pink?
holy shit this is the most boomer defense I've ever seen. They would have been elite like 8 years ago
My reffies WILL bootyblast both these shit teams
*sup faggots*
Kek yup, there's that defense
>>151364734A handsome woman
the defense actually showed up
WTF the Bills are getting heemed?
>>151364734she should just connect her eyebrows in the middle so they match the logo on her hat
Did the defense just... get a stop???
>>151364685Bills game is more interesting
Remember ben, never trust swift to do anything
>someone gave this bitch another chance lol
FAVORITE ACTOR DENNEHY FAVORITE DRINK ODOULSBEARS HAWKS SOX BULLS
>>151364670It's Bears fans pushing the "rivalry" you retard
Why are there so many aids pills commercials and faggot couple commercials on right now? I thought that packtards already played this week...
The bears got a field goal
I drink spotted cow while watching my bears idc
>>151364816MURRAYOLD STYLEMALORTSOUTH SIDEDIPPED ITALIAN
>>151364734>shocks you ZAP ZAPIt’s gonna happen cl0ts
>>151364819Sure lil bro.
>>151364828From Jake Moody
>scoring on an opening drivethis new feeling is nice
Hate to be that guy but the black in the stands looks degusting
>>151364843I have a spotted cow keg in my backyard. I don't even want it im just not giving it back
BIILLLL
>we're running Moore and Ja-corey againGod we need Terry and Brown back
i wish i picked up some chicago deep dish for this game
Refball
Bears have taken a serious turn. They look legit
my fucking god that has to stop being called a penalty
based refs
My reffies :)
>>151364954they will find a way to disappoint
>>151364941i'll deep dick your bussy after the game
>>151364961>>151364970>>151364959what was it? watching the other "game".
Touch is roughing? Commanders are pussies.
>>151365008RTP
I've been trying to be less of a NEET shutin and so I was thinking of going to a local sports bar for the Thursday Night Football and trying to talk to people/women. Good idea or bad idea?
How did you guys celebrate Columbus Day?
DEEBO MY GOAT
>>151365008>pass rusher jumps to try and block a pass>fingers on the follow through touch the QB's helmet>BENULTY
>>151365008grazing the helmet with a defenders hand
>>151364994what did he mean by this?
Jayden, no!!!!!
REVENGE
S O P H O M O R ELUMP
Brisky feeling frisky
His name is Bill
>>151364686based and andy reid dabbed
did he just not see him lol
Kek worse than Hurts
lol
Jayden? poo poo
STINKY
My nigga Brisker
Oof this is a rough matchup. I don't want to watch this. But I did wake up early for Broncos-Jets...
Bo Nix doesn’t throw that pick.
>>151365029Good idea as long as you don't act like a retard.
>rg4
>black quarterbacks
jaydensisters..
I am using this walrus to represent interceptions.
Bo Nix would never
THATS MY #2 PICK!HIS KNEE IS STILL HURTING
>>151365032Jerking off to Latina porn. Happy indigenous hotties day boys.
PICCKLKK DRAGGONNNNNN
Was that ball under thrown?
Tyrique still needs a pick 6 to complete the revenge
LFG FUCK THESE FAGGOT PUSSY COMMANDERS AND THEIR LGBTQRS+123 FANS.
>>151365086>as you don't act like a retard.Tips on not doing that? And how do I start up conversations with strangers at a bar?
SLUMP
I got up because my pizza got here, what happened?
horseshit roughing call
>>151365094coward
>>151365097Damn andy reid looks like THIS now?
>>151365128God hasn't finished punishing you for your racism
>>151365073Always has been
I don't know what this game is about but I am a fan of bears. Anyone else?
>>151365128da burrs
>>151364106Anyone still ranking Daniels above Maye is a certified retard and should not be respected or listened to.
RG4 threw an awful pick and now he’s laughing it up on the sideline. Bad look.
>>151365029Everyone is at the bar to be with their friends, or they are old fuck bar flys you dont want to associate with.Join a club or league of some sort if you want to make friends and go out.
>>151365117>his QB has thrown and interception this y-ACK!
>>151365117>>151365112fucking kekliterally direct to the defense
The block from Monongai was great, wish the throw made it
>>151364816Bears posters are so fucking wholesome
>>151365160They're just an incredibly root for-able animal across sports
>>151365160No, but I'll still root for my boy Benny.
>>151365117a MAHOMESIAN pass
>>151365122Idk bro, I'm a sperg too. Just talk about the game with people who seem friendly, i guess.
>>151365160they are equally adorable as they are dangerous.
>>151365194Memphis Grizzlies included?
Jayden Daniels mom keeps pussy away from him. What's your excuse?
>>151365122hey man, do you like bears?
>>151365122I'm not that guyI would avoid talking to random women, especially since you are a self confessed NEET and are unsocialized. Try going consistently. If you go at the same day/time every week you'll eventually start running into the same people and make friends. Also find the bartender that ENJOYS talking to guests. Don't force a bartender to yap if they keep going to the other side of the bar or seem focused on business. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT talk to female bartenders until you are a regular. You will either come off as an annoying creep or you will get fleeced for big tips. It's okay to sit at a table out of the way a couple times until you get comfortable. Do not be afraid to mention significant things in your life, like trips or events you're looking forward to. The people that actually enjoy your company and like you will remember those things and ask you about them later on. It's a really easy indicator for who you can actually expect to be your friend instead of just an attention needy aquaintance.
>>151364816based soxchad
>>151365128Dan Quinn, the King of choking, is your coach. That's what happened.
>>151365128Post 'za pics anon
PASS IS.....BACK AT THE WALL....RODGERSRODGERSRODGERS!!!TOUCHDOWN, AARON JUDGE!
>>151365122just watch the game and outwardly express the most notmie opinions ever without getting too loud or emotional
Bro the Commanders suck
This commanders defense looks like fucking garbage.
why the fuck did the bears draft another TE?
that ref looks like mike tyson
>>151365292because ryan poles is the dumbest GM in the league.
>>151365256That's Shannahans fault.
>>151365292Panic pick after the Raiders took Jeanty
>>151365292Tight End is my favorite position, if I was a GM I'd draft one every year :)
Got my flu shot yesterday
>You be rooting for the bears right anon?
>>151365292Passing up a corn-fed Tight End is heresy. Even if he doesn’t pan out for you, he’s good trade material because every team wants one.
>>151365292Kmet has stone hands
>>151365246This sounds incredibly complex and hard to remember in the moment, do I really have to jump through such hoops just to have sex?
Tried to touch my penior to no avail
>>151365292Their draft was a disaster at trying to get a runningback. Poles failed trades and tried to be the smartest guy in the room
>>151365339just be yourself
>>151365308>Jeantykek
I think the Bears can get the #7 seed. That's the ceiling though.
>tiddie kisser: professional backupjesus christ why do I need to be reminded the bears fucked that draft up every day.
>>151365339Nothing I said was complex or hard to grasp. I would suggest having a wank and staying inside instead.
>>151365292The problem is that they got this loser instead of Tyler Warren
>>151365343What happened man?
>>151365332did he sell his crypto linkies??
>>151365364I'd be ecstatic for that
>>151365374this too
>>151365318Where can I find BLACK QVEENS in my city? How do I flirt with and seduce BLACK QVEENS as an autistic whyte boy?
>>151365339>do I really have to jump through such hoops just to have sex?Not if you go after men
We are setting the stage for Hail Mary part 2 kino
>>151365210They are just big dogs at heart. But they could defeat a gorilla in a 1v1...
>>151365108latinas aren't indigenous retard
>>151365339>do I really have to jump through such hoops just to have sex?This isnt even to have sex, thats to not be ostracized at the bar.Join a Bowling league dude, go to the local boardgame shop and play magic or D&DIts much more your speed
God damn my bears look good, we are so much better than everyone thinks
>we gonna let em knowThis guy's songs all sound the same.
>>151365368>Nothing I said was complex or hard to graspI'm a sperg though and in the pressure of the moment I feel I'd fumble and forget stuff or just act generally nervous
>>151365386You give them money but also beat them.
>>151365386Just go up and talk to them. Try not to be beta as that gives them the ick
>>151365386just go to the next marvel movie premier and scream at the theater screen witty quips
>>151365418Nearly all of them have some degree of native ancestry.
Nahshon Wright hasn't done shot since week 1
>>151365418How do you think the Latina was created anon?
The zebras hate the bears
>>151365418dumbass
FOOOMBLE
>>151365458They are in ESPNs pocket
>>151365251>>151365193>>151364843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqrtoFWglMY
>>151365459I love my GOAT
FOOOOOOOOOMBLE
FOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
FOOMBLE
>CARMELLA WOULD YOU FOOMBLE THE BOOOOLLLLLL
Lmfao
BIG BURR DEFENSE!
My Buccies would bootyblast these shit teams.
>>151365386You don’t, unless you just enjoy walking around the mall one day because she suggests you should go and then you’re working overtime just to make up on the money you ended up spending at the Louis Vuitton and Cartier store for some mediocre hood pussy. Her baby daddy across the hall is the one she’s actually spending real time with anyway. Stay away from these folks.
Yellow first down line was the wrong way for a second. It amused me.
>>151365432>Just go up and talk to themBut like where are they? I did a bunch of errands today and the only black women I saw were elderly. Where are the young black women at?
da BVRRS
>picture of cat
>>151365383What a cool bear. Surely it's going to win something this year?
>>151365425I'm unironically diagnosed. I'm just giving you guidelines to avoid immediately losing all chance at making friends.>don't talk to random women>don't force bartenders to talk to you>don't talk to female bartenders socially>go frequently and consistently so you see the same people>talk about your real life to see who pays attention, those people will actually be your friend>it's okay to lurk a couple times until you're comfortable with the spacethat's it
Why are the commies shitting the bed tonight?
Bill you're still my dawg
2 NFL games are on and both are looking like blow outs. Wtf? I might have to pick up hockey at this rate.
My Broncies would booty blast both of these shit ass teams.
>>151365508What an oddly specific scenario
>>151365531because Gayleb and the Burrs are elite
>>151365501>embarrasses you in the playoffs last year and ends your seasonHeh nothing personnel kiddo
>running backs named bill
>>151365543they looked like ass against the jets
>>151365531They have looked like shit since the preseason.
I put my redskins jersey on and it's been all downhill since :(
anyone else keep glancing up and confused with the scorebug in the top left?
Lets go Bears
>>151365531Bears are actually really fucking good
>>151365541Bills can come back at least
>>151365531My 'ders always play the worst 1st quarter football
does anyone else feel like there's an increase of fumbles this season? games seem really sloppy
>Go all in>This is the resultWTF Commies...
daniels fangirls i need you to promise to stop avatarfagging with your QB for one (1) week
Does Washington have injuries on their D-line or something? Swift never does anything
bears
Are the Burrs good again?Also Chicago is the only city worth living in the USA, integers confirm
>>151365531Doing what they are meant to do I guess
Oh brother, this team fucking STINKS
>>151365571Fluke/london
>>151365486>ITS A RETIREMENTTT TURNNOVEERRRRRR
>>151365597if you lose, that is
Bears doing some things!!! Lets go..
>movie commercial with Keanu as an angelHuh, could be funny>it’s a Seth Rogen shitting on religion again project He’s not even insightful about it, ever. Pass.
They're just setting up the come back
>>151365602Afraid so
I want to have sex with my 76 year old neighbor. I've been watching too much granny porn.
Troy is drunk
I'm not worried at all
>>151365651Just do it. Imagine the gumjobs
>>151365651Maybe she feels the same?
>>151365456spanairds raping central/south american savages. i see a usa flag so that doesn't apply even if you consider rape babies indigenous which seems paradoxal. Fap to injuns or your own ethnicity to really honor the spirit of the day
>>151365665if the commies win they're 1st in the division right?
Second fumble in two games for Croskey-Merritt.
>>151365651flat chested spinner grannies HNNGNGGGGGNGNGNGNGGGGG
>>151365641Bears doing bear things
My Zesty QB :)
TOUCHDOWN CALEB!!
TOUCHDOWN BURRS!
Damn, the commies defense is fucking ASS
GAYLEB DOES IT HIMSELFLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151365687I think the Eagles hold the tiebreaker, but I dunno
the absolute state of the bills
GODleb
So the Bears winning the NFC North or not?
This defense is hard to watch man
ZESTY TD
>>151365730I thought it was division record, commies are 1-0 and the eagles are 1-1
HiRyS, iiiiiiit's TouchdownRyS!
Is Caleb the best Bears QB in like 40 years
Zesty touchdown
I think Caleb's ceiling this year is pretty damn good but in year 3 he could make a Josh Allen kind of jump. Another off-season in this offense will do him wonders probably. Of course, I'm saying this as someone heavily invested in him. If Caleb busts, I will legitimately consider suicide.
why the fuck are /sp/ anons so desperate for sex that'd they fuck grannies? Am I being psyop'd?Also can't really enjoy Bears actually being good knowing that ICE raids in Chi are ripping apart innocent families right as we speak
>lets go bears chants in your home stadiumFucking pathetic
Why did the Commies think it was a good idea to go to the retirement home to put together a football team?
>8 page paper assigned October 10th, due November 9th>haven't even STARTED it yetBe fr with me bros, have I fucked myself
>>151365757I can never remember how tiebreakers work. But yes, if that's the first one then >we'd be on top
>>151365739Last like usual
>>151365774shut up bitchknees
>>151365762I think it's time for some new re-gens
>>151365727Yea people talked all week about how bad the Bears D is while ignoring them leading the league in turnovers and the offense feasting on shitty defenses like the cowboys. Not saying it'll be easier but this is a close matchup.
>>151365642Shitting on the Christian religion again you mean. You’ll never see him make fun of Islam. It’s what (they) do.
Fucking rock hard man. My bears are so fucking back
NFC North is going to be the best again.
>>151365787yea it's division record
what's his name again??
>>151365825Best at going one and done.
>>151365787Overall record>if tiedHead to head record>if tiedDivision record>if tiedConference record>if tiedOpponent record>if tiedPoint differential
>>151365808I didn't gen that one, but I do have a passing TouchdownRyS now. And it's actually drawn by a human.
>>151365821easy anon
>>151365833>>151365854Sankyuu. So yeah >we need a win to be atop the division. But it doesn't really matter until December
>Shit team>Shit team plays the Cowboys shit defense>Shit team gets confident>Shit team goes on a runHad the Commanders played the Bears before the Bears played the Cowboys, they would be winning by two TD's.
What's everyone drinkin on tonight?
>>151365819Im going to ask you an honest question.Why the fuck would I watch a movie shitting on Islam?Im an american, I left the christian church. So did everyone else my generation. Islam means literally nothing to me, nor my peers.Obviously its going to be pointed at christianity.
Lisa Salters is so fucking sexy
who was in the wrong here?
man its kinda cold
Genuinely who even is the best team in the league this year?
Jayden doesn't look very Japanese...
Do these threads have a tradition of posting half time bears just like eplel threads have half time slags?
>>151365642>>151365819Written and directed by Aziz Ansari, actually.
>>151365847Ha, we'll see.
>>151365774at some point between 25-30 a switch flips and you're randomly attracted to older womenyou stop seeing them as authority figures or mothers and start seeing them as just womensuddenly you start to notice the ass and titties on all women, regardless of age and there's nothing you can do about it
The Bears are the TradCath football team
>>151365833>>151365854God I hope we reach coin toss one day
>>151365651Time to learn some handyman skills anon.
>>151365884My Colts :)
>>151365878Impossible to know without knowing Deebos route.
I have literally never been to Chicago in my life. What's it like?
>>151365651nothing wrong with that
>>151365884there's no great team, but a lot of good teams.
>>151365916I had a layover in their airport and it was the worst airline experience ever
>>151365658Prime time is prime time baby, Troy doesn’t give a shit if it’s a Monday.
>>151365916Extremely affluent and beautiful. Gentrified to fuck.
>>151365875>Im going to ask you an honest question. Why the fuck would I watch a movie shitting on Islam? Im an american, I left the christian church. So did everyone else my generation. Islam means literally nothing to me, nor my peers.>Obviously its going to be pointed at christianity.
>>151365911>broader shoulders than hipsMan
Yo nigga get on bf6
>>151365916Beautiful during the summer, frigid hell in the winter (still kinda comfy if you aren't a southern bitch.
Sam Hartman is so dreamy
Why no woman punters in the NFL yet
Troy moved on to the whiskey already
>>151365916>Much better than any flyover shithole>Strong neighborhoods >Good for America public transit>World class food
>>151365875>>151365940lol ingrained persecution complex strikes again.
>>151365916there are really nice places and really shitty places
>>151365843jacory, not calling this nigga bill
Fuck these refs
Refs bailing us out. We have to capitalize.
My reffies coming in clutch
>can't let the chosen nigger look like shit>REEEEEEFFFFFS
>>151365911How fucking bad is Anthony Richardson than Danny Dimes can make them look elite while Richardson made them look like bottomfeeders?No one thought the Colts would do shit this year
>NahshonNah son
We want a close game tonight gentlemen
nahshon wright fucking sucks holy shit
>>151365899I'm 28 and I don't find grannies attractive because I'm not disturbed; STFU porn addict
>>151365819Shitting on the Christian religion again you mean. You’ll never see him make fun of Shinto. It’s what (they) do!
new to the game, is this shit rigged? some of these flags/penalties look completely fake
Gotta keep the Commanders in this game for the viewers garbage team
>>151365953She didn't harm the ratdog at least
THIS WEEB HAS NIPPON FLAG ON HIS DOME
>>151365953>cries after 10 seconds to get sympathynah, manlet deserves whatever he did after that dive.
>>151365763Not until he starts hitting receivers in stride, but he seems to be learning a hell of a lot faster than Fields anyway. Doesn’t run like him though.
>>151365953Wtf is her problem?
>>151365889Cool it with the racism anon
smol foomble
>>151365642seth rogan is the new kevin smith, but somehow less funny
>>151366023Yes
GO BEARS
>black qbs
imagine if jaylon was playing
>>151366023They want a close game, so they call penalties to make a close game. It helps create NFL narratives and hype
FOOOOOMBLE
DRAGON
Small hands
>>151365916It's a great city to visit, especially during the Fall/Spring. Living here can be kind of mid though, the winters grind you down and the traffic sucks
Ball is covered in butter this week
>>151365782No, just get your ass to the library tomorrow. If that shit can be double spaced it’s a day’s work, maybe two.
Trash ass refball td. Fuck that gay ass bullshit
Vegas made the call
>>151366035it's a tranny
>>151366023>>151366025>>151366055>is winning>still seethes
>>151366043regression to the heeb
They got vasoline on that ball?
>>151365953Dee Reynolds broke her foot
any questions?
Absolute reffies plan, but that was a sick catch
refball raping my bears as per fucking usual
We're so fucking back
5 just needed time to turn on
only 1 foot in
I don't understand why you man blitz against good QBs, it's way too easy for them to find someone to throw to for a huge play.
Pleasure doing business with you, Commanders
>>151366043Uhh...>>151365895
Oh no no no bears sisters, it's like you didn't even realize this is a repeat of commanders and chargers from last week kek
>>151366083Look at this anon typing with his White Cane
>>151366016maybe you're just a pedophile
>>151366108one knee=two feet.
>>151366105No shit
>>151366111Check your account, I think you'll find another payment
>>151366108Knee counts as 2.feet, nigga You don't know ball.
>>151366069I'm in law school, it's 70% of our final grade and everything's curved. No way I'm only putting a day into it
DC bros has the Trump crackdown actually made your city safer or is still a shitholeIf my job makes me RTO I'll probably have to move to DC fuck
>>151366112he almost ruined Parks and Rec, if it wasn't for Pratt and Offerman he would be an unknown
>>151366139>>151366127why don't more players just run on their knees then?
>>151366139You don't know ball.
Have you gotten your Covid Booster yet?Trump just got his!Good enough for him, its good enough for me!
Change the name back.
>>151365953How do you do this at an airport? There is a cop every 3 square meters at ohare.
>>151365875Oh well shit, I guess if you were never a part of it, it’s not really that culturally relevant huh. Why would anyone have anything to say about it, anon never stepped foot in a mosque after all.
>>151366081No way
>>151366157They will damage their knees and have a shortened career, like Jayden Daniels and Robert Griffin 3rd
>>151366105I'm positive bears will prevail
>>151366149Noticeably less homeless people
>>151366152But he is not, in fact , Seth Rogen.
>>151366128>>151366127>>151366108>>151366079>>151366078LOOK AT THEM SEETHE LMAO
No defense. Shit teams
>>151365872Mike’s HARDER lemonade. Cuz I’m getting harder with every Bears drive (and every Latina posted).
>>151365916Great nightlife, great city to live in in your late 20s early 30s, move to the sticks when you eventually knock a girl up because it's not a place for children
>>151366145the irony being that us american indians (yes, we hate "native american") were fans of them when they were the redskins. now most of us are chiefs fags
>>151365953kek i thought he was bowing at first
>>151366196no, he's somehow even worse
>>151366215bullshit, post skin color
>>151366159Ball is my middle name. Stay in your lane, nerd.
>>151366147Day and a half then?
>>151366198I was just saying one knee=two feet though?
>>151366147>I'm in law schoolBased, me too
Roschon can run again? Maybe they could get him at fullback
Just run the ball and the Commies can't do shit
>>151366177>I guess if you were never a part of it, it’s not really that culturally relevant huh.Yes, unironically.Let some british faggots make islam comedies. Dont cry like a baby that americans writing american comedies arent writing about shit thats irrelevant to americans.
>>151366240>>151366147>falling for the law school scamOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>151366226The point being generic Seth Rogen gripe does not apply to him.
SWIFTSWIFT!SWIFT!!!
>>151366147Start soon and keep chipping away at it. Give yourself plenty of time to revise it once you're done. What kind of paper is it?
>>151366232>posting pictures of yourself on 4chanyou don't understand anonymity do you?
ben, cool it with the meme shit
>>151366235do those bad boys eat thistles?
how bout dem bears
>>151366261hes a street shitting jeet. hired by seth rogan to write. hes far far worse and deserves much worse
>>151366260I'm planning on going to law school soon...
>>151366240How's it going for you? It's my first semester, first year and I'm nervous because I've never had classes where one exam is 90 or 80% of your grade before. And everything being curved makes it hard because to gauge not just how well you understand the material but how well you understand it relative to everyone else.
>>151366274Baller bear shit, Yo
Is that really worth a challenge?
>>151366257The really stupid part is it's a movie about a discount angel, angels being part of a whole shitload more religions than just christianity.
Even the ref side eyed that challenge
>>151366284dried out? idgi
Jesus Christ Washington...
GOTTA GET THAT 1 YARD BACK LOL>COMMANDERS
>>151366268A legal memo based on a fact pattern we're given, we have to research and find the law on the issue and give our client's chances of winning.
>challenge 1 yard gainlmao what the fuck are you doing
>challenging a 1 yard gainhow fucking scared are these guys?
Y???????????????????????
Troy is SLOSHED
This black ass nigga ref has it out for the bears. Sick of him
Coach of the year
>blowing a challenge for 1 yard
>>151366299Don't listen to that anon, he's probably just going to talk about the jews>>151366300>It's my first semester, first yearMe fucking too man. I've found my Property and Civil Procedure classes easy, but Contracts is kicking me ass. I have no idea what Consideration even is
How is that a catch? I thought this was the Pros?
Troy is wasted
>challenging a one yard gain
Dan Quinn is dumber than Dan Campbell
>>151366320Probably recently washed and then lain out to dry.
They don't care about the yard, it's about sending a message to the refs
>>151366337>>151366336>we suddenly hate refs getting the calls rightLmao what a bunch of fags you are
It's a game of inches, men. Helluva challenge
>>151366274Just seal meat everyday would get a bit dull, eh?
>>151366361ty
>>151366332In which jesus plays amogus?
AND THEN A TIMEOUT KEKWASHINGTON???? YOU GOOD?
They should drink more
>>151366331Damn, I can't offer any advice, then. I have to write one later this semester.
>>151366323>>151366330>>151366336>>151366337>>151366348>>151366357Apologize
>>151366368What message? The refs have been sucking their dicks all game, do they want it sucked harder?
>>151366349I've worked in law firms and I still work in a legal field (patent law)it's a scam lmfao and you will want to KYS working in a law firm unless you can completely embrace being a corporate shill
>>151366389Cool. He just saved them from a flag. Now what faggoy
>>151366389>wins the challenge>wastes the timeout anywaylmao
Dan Quinn challenged that specifically to take my ppr away.Fucking reprobate
What a disaster
it was to stop the clock retards
>>151366349"consider" dis dick in yo mouf
Never knew Bruce was so "jewy"
>>151366400Sounds like you just suck
>>151366417so why take the timeout after retard
>>151366417>then call a timeout anywayliterally wasted a challenge for nothing
>>151366417Okay that makes bussy sense
>>151366349I don't have Property and Civil Procedure yet, it's a second semester class at my school. Other than the Legal Writing and Research class I have Torts, Contracts, and Criminal Law. Criminal Law is the best for me with Torts sucking because we have a first year new teacher who clearly just doesn't want to teach Torts.
>>151366401>>151366395You can just tell these shitcongo fans are have spent the last year seething about the Hail Mary and the fact that they drafted gayleb instead of jayden daniels lmfao
>>151366417Everyone point and laugh at this guy
>>151366431HEH DQUINZ... HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
>>151366425How do you think he went anywhere in the music industry?
>>151366417Are these clock retards here in the room with us? What are you worried about happening if they aren't stopped?
>>151366425You thought he was a working class guy?
>>151366429alright don't listen to me and get into debt and enter the shitty legal field. If there's anything America needs, it's more lawyers
Bussy
go for it pussy
>>151366431How was it a waste if the challenge was correct lmao are you dumb?
>>151366475based
>>151366400Is estate planning work comfy? That's what I'm thinking about going into. I have no desire to work 60 hours a week for Shekelberg and Goldstein, even if I could make $200k a year right out of law school.
>>151366349Also yeah fuck consideration. I get it in a vague sense but every time I try to write an answer about it I have no clue how to phrase it
am I stupid or does it feel like there's been five minutes on the clock for an hour
New >>151366451New >>151366451New >>151366451
>4th and less than a yard>passyou deserve to miss it
>>151366484>throw away a timeout right afterthat's why, you retard.
>jestNever not funny
>running all over them>pass on 4th and 1
Phewww
I guess that 1 yard mattered
Just run it with Roschon dumbass
Are the bears going to prevail against overwhelming odds?
>>151366484You only get 2 challenges per game anon
>>151366400>I've worked in law firms and I still work in a legal field (patent law)Isn't the money crazy good in patent law?
APOLOGIZE
Questionable play call
>>151366514That's why Joe buck is a nepo babby
>>151366505>commies challenge 1 yard and win it>bears end up 1 yard short on 4th down and turn the ball over LMAO STAY MAD BEARS FAGS
>>151366518Not if you win both. And the bears ended up 1 yard short of the first down lmao
>>151366523appellate is where it's at
>>151366590>putting yourself in the position where you have to win a challenge to get a second>against the ref team that has been the most unreliable with the most flags thrown this seasontop kek
>DOINK haha fuck you retards
>>151366561nick kick retard
THROW IT AWAY
>>151366299Don't do it. t. Lawyer
>>151366300>>151366349It's not too late to quit. Billing hours is absolute hell. Do literally anything else. t. Lawyer
I like how they picked the worst possible team name as a replacement and still haven't made a logo or anything (That W isn't a real logo, looks like some fake shit in an unlicensed football game)
>>151366489My wife just quit her estate planning job because it's so boring. But at least the billing hours isn't as much of an issue.