>laffspreviously on /hoc/ >>151359052
Who was in net for the leafs?
this is the thread
>l3ffs >l3ffs >l3ffs
lot of nuckies puck watching there
byfield is in the jail cell again.
>>151365257Stolarz
I’m surprised Gary is letting the Blackhawks Mammoths game run usually he just simulates these ones
Finally, the bad guys will lose tonight. Go Flyers!
panthers suckcancucks suckleafs suck
>cantpucks
flames pwn ftw
dirty ass kangz, should be two guys going.
>>151365211>>151365312How the fuck did those bums lose at home , with stolarz in net and out shooting the wings over 2:1?
>>151365353because theyre the leafs
>"They have great team concepts, just like the Blue Jackets"
Kaprizov score :)
my sharkies will beat the canesies
kingsbros... not like this...
>it was 2-0
>>151365353They haven’t thought up a new gay catchphrase to replace the core 4 with
SCARRRRRRRRR KITTIES SHORTY
THE FINNISH CONNOR MCDAVID
Uh are you guys watching the wild kings game?
why does xhe rb make 2 threads every time a new one is needed?
>>151365510No
what the heck garry
>>151365524retardation. it's rampant these days.
>>151365510Yes>>151365550Nice to see vladdy fitting in well
>>151365550powerful play
>>151365510YEAH IT'S WILD
Wow I knew Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre was on their broadcast but I didn't know his voice was so French
>>151365510Waiting for Wallstedt to collapse in the 2nd
4th quarter Game on the line3-2 CountWho do you wwant making the Shot McDavid or Guentzal?
>>151365636Shut your whore mouth.
>>151365702Michael Jordan, obviously. Best teammate money can buy.
>>151365702is either of those guys even good at basketball?
nigga think he roenick but he hronek
SHERWOOD
gary once threw me into the saalacc pit
>>151366037BARS
gary should relegate my nuckies
>>151366092what's their minor league team again? seattle or something? maybe they should play instead.
>>151365550wow a 5 on 3 goal, that kaprizov contract is really paying for itself
>>151366141seethe more softpusy.
what happened to allen
>>151366150But they sold the land
>>151366150I should make a day for all of the people of lived in my neighbor's house the past 15 years. Been about 3 families now. They deserve it since, you know, they were the "stewards" of that land a while back.
>>151366150Let me guess, the towns don’t organize anything so nothing happens that day
(((game management))) thanks gary!
>>151366362horrid looking family.
for me: it's the sound of a collective "OHHHH!" from the crowd whenever there is a big hit or something massively disappointing just happened on the ice.
ep40 is fucking cooked, somehow even worse this season
>>151366478i always hate it when the home team cheers when their player gets dropped because they think there is going to be a powerplay, but then there isn't a penalty called so now it just looks like they cheered on their own player getting dropped
>>151366502My team has never experienced this one...
>>151366492two seasons in a row where the fourth line is the best line. allvin has got to go. he has set this team back further than tre set the flames back.
Last time I’m betting on the canucks
>>151366492I hate to say it but he needs Miller to bully him back into form, but Miller is gone now so it's over
never stake your success on swedish fowards or goalies. d only
scarrrrrrrrrr kitties!!
>>151366551what even is the 1st line nowglad for canucks fans that ep40 is not on it any case
>>151366478>something massively disappointing just happened on the ice.The Penguins take to the ice
jackets pp is ASS
BENNETTTT
One hockey journalist who only tells the truth and one hockey journalist who only lies
was walking down the street earlier today and say mike babcock bite a live rat in half while standing at the bus stop
two hockey journalists buried in the same hole in the ground
Where is that gay finn that was just shitting on Bennett
queefer sherwood can't do it all by himself
connor neckguard is a very streaky player he will go like 20 games without doing shit and then suddenly have 10+ points in 4 games. we are in his cold phase now.
>>151366756Nicky Santoro:A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
nathan mackinnon is my pain relief mvp
for me it's ibuprofen
tylenol for me, hoping that a little more autism will convert all of it into the good kind
>>151366931the suppository kind?
>>151366931codeine for me
>>151366825Yeah
>>151366931i do this as well, got some 2-year old hydrocodein in the bathroom drawer, but I'm afraid to take some with how much booze I drink every night.
>>151366931Opioids or bust
>>151367060/hoc/ is a training camp for fentanyl zombies and if I start talking to the guys at the bus stop about the Islanders I will unlock secret dialogue
Canucks need to score some goals to tie this game up
scarrrrrrrr flyers win!
>>151367188meet me at UBS arenaGate C we can talk about Matthew Schaefer
BowerBlay
If the Canucks score a couple more goals, they will take the lead and win the game. >>151367206
he can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc
>>151367230>dirty hit by bennett>gets scored on 2 seconds laterkek
extended empty net attempt sequences are one of my favorite parts of the game
>>151367292Wocc the hoc
>>151367264BussyPlay
>>151367230Stanley Cup defending in Gary's league
>>151367311for me it's the scrambling that occurs
Unironically, when does the league step in and do something about Pettersson?The Swedish grifters era needs to be brought to an end.
most gordy howe hat tricks: rick "unlockitbud" tocchet
>>151367325
GOD DAM THAT PANTHER SQUAD IS ASS
COPE-itard
My Flyers :)
>mfw fell for it again
Finnish goaltending is the problem here
lmao three Pettersons. you can't make this shit up
why are there so many
>>151367479imagine being the lesser known elias pettersson
>>151367479A lot of Peters in Sweden
>>151367479There’s a rumor here that Petey is really anxious getting hurt over all the negative attention that he gets online, so that having these other Petterssons is a mental health tool he uses to convince himself everyone is actually talking about EP25 or Marcus.
I focus on the pain
>>151367621>waiting for wallstedt to collapse in the 2ndApologize to your fellow countryman right now.
>>151367656He’s been doing good :)
flames knights looks like a banger
>>151367701Hello Fellow ZoomerIt is indeed LIT AFON SIGMA
>sit through the first two shit games of the season>need to take care of things around the house>miss today Flyers game>It's the Flyers shit canning the PantherMaybe I just should just skip this season
nice 5/5 on hokkei bets today. guess it was my lucky day.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151367847doused
2 balds
Here we go kollaps incoming
Is Ryan Smith the best owner in hockey?I mean, this dude seems to be a fan who just happened to own a team (two counting the Jazz) and he seems super duper committed to.Delta Center seems like it’s getting a bunch of updates and the players seem to like him too.
>>151368063Good job, faggot.
>>151368134it was really weird how everyone kept complaining about some sight lines in the delta center when the yotes were playing in a college rink and were bouncing rent checks to their regular arena.
Well at least the Canucks hit McDavid tonight
My penguins ):
I’ve just gotten word that the new Stars alternates will look like the 99’ jerseys and I feel like /hoc/ manifested that.
I like it when the goalie does a little circle down to the corner after giving up a goal. I call it "the autism roundabout".
Yeah I'm convinced Sabres gonna win the lottery I just feel bad for the kid desu
>>151368553i did that
>>151367401He's been raped right?
>>151368638surely gary wouldn't give another generational talent to a loser team, he has to have learned his lesson from mcdavid
>>151368648This retard is so bad that Calgary won't give Dustbin Wolf a day off
>>151368679groped at the very least
>>151368648Based. I think this same way every day.
>Stop being fed PPs>Offense evaporates minnesota mild
>>151368738seethe more softpusy
why does rick tocchet like zegras more than michkov
>>151368738i would simply stop committing penalties against teams with big pp
>>151369008Because Rick Tocchet is a retard that thinks it is still 2004
>>151369008he'll never forgive michkov for what he said about dump n' chase
gary sure loves his OT and SO this year, huh?
>>151369103me too
Absolutely>mild
>>151369283seethe more softpusy
>That boy is corrupt>Get PTSD on the daily>He sure fucked me up>And yes I'm talking 'bout your baby
>(((gary))) sucking off the kangz againhockey viewership down again in LA or something?
inb4 "it was 3-0"
I genuinely couldn’t tell from that sequence if the wilds penalty kill is good (they stood there and did nothing) or if the kings PP is that bad (they took shot after shot and nothing went in. Not once was the puck cleared or even touched by a Minnesota player.
Both of these teams suck at shootouts
>>151369626i think spending an entire 4v3 throwing the puck into each others skates suggests it's the second
>I can't score
The GREAT VALL of ST PAUL
>2 Minnesota babby rival teams win in shootouts>they face eachother tomorrowGary thought I wouldn’t notice that but I did.
Suck hard for Connor Bedard
>>151369886Good story. Go tell your boifriend about it, faggot.
>minnesota mold
>>151369939I just told you though *kisses* you're so silly
>>151370189you're so fucking gay trb
>>151370218trb is your boyfriend?
The Church of Gary is our covenant. Our offering is the blood, our faith the conduit
>>151366931Based same
>>151370266Go be a fag somewhere else
>>151370365frig off antisemite
The absolute state of Los Angeles and it's surrounding suburbs Anaheim, San Jose and Las Vegas.
>>151370544More like the absolute State of Hockey.
>>151370610Whats wrong with the state of Minnesota?
He's a piece of shit who gave up effort after getting the bag.
>>151370736Who can blame him when the only veteran he could look up to in his first years on the team was Loui Eriksson.
>>151370736jt miller was right all along
what's up with the islels
>>151370736Somehow he manages to have a worse contract than Nurse
>>151370710A 3-0 lead in the first transforming into a 4-3 SO victory for starters.
Flames record isn’t even that bad we have the same record as some cup contenders now
>>151370864why are the dumb whores in the background laughing
>>151370987What else can you do when he's about to be paid $11.6M for 8 years?
>>151370857They lack scoring and defensive depth.>>151370864He's so like his older brother. Every time anything went against him he hanged his head, smashed his stick into the boards, dragged his skate to the bench, looked up and sighed, etc etc. You could see on our coaches faces that they wanted to kill him whenever he did that shit because the rest of the team grit their teeth and tried harder the next shift. But if Emil Pettersson had a bad start of a game he just became worse and worse. Then they shipped his ass to another SHL team halfway into the season. Good riddance I thought, despite us losing a Swedish Championship because Elias Pettersson signed for the team that we shipped his brother too and he was absolutely dominant.
Teams that took fewer shots went 8-2-0 today.
why did the flames lock in wolf long term when dan valdar is playing better?
>>151371085>muh shots taken
the hot cleaning lady just walked in to clean the bathroom as I was unleashing a devastatingly powerful morning marnerand since the toilet bowls over here don’t have water in them….. it smells like (your team’s city) in herechances with the 7/10 maronite qt = blown like a 2 goal lead
>>151371101Cause they are retarded
>>151371101Because they need him to be good. If he isn't a Vezina calibre goalie they will just end up a shitty bubble team anyway.
just got here what did I m iss?
>>151371371the starting gun
>>151371371just gary's usual antics
>>151371163Vpn on retard
>>151371371
>>151371189I wish I was a retard
>>151371409gary is really pulling out all the stops to try to rig it for utah it seems
>>151371416It was obviously done out of rage when they lost possession. Imagine the amount of screens, buttons and levers Gary has in his lair
>>151371101goalie contracts are a gamble that you always lose
>>151371481wym grubauer's contract is a steal of a deal
Every flames contract signed over the summer is ageing like milk it’s time to fire conroy
>>151371622Wolf made the flames lose the last two games singlyhandly but go off sis
>>1513716222 fakes in 1 picture das crazy
Bustard cant even get a shot
>>151371642So what?
>>151371698He doesn’t win goofy ahhh caseOH blud
>>151371681he should have picked mikheyevs pocket and scored the empty netter at the end there
>>151371710Don't care
whole bunch of crap on tomorrow thanks gary
My Debbie’s won (:
>>151365211my wingies
>laffs
>>151372065Was the Yzerplan just to never lose to the laffs?
>mountain boyshehehe
the toronto maple leafs aren't in a playoff spot!
>>151372766honourary mountain bro
zero remain, all have been tainted by the garypoint
Tax bros...
https://youtu.be/5sow7fCL3k4?t=657
>>151373122Kek
>>151373001Would that even matter?
>>151373059>texas low>with their property taxesnah
im sorry i ever made an identity over myself and my teambut the fallout of my actions are pretty funny
>>151373600flamesfag?
>>151373600what does "an identity" mean
>>151373034retard 2 points for a win 1 garypoint for losing in OT, no garypoints were awarded to those teams
2 garypoints for "winning" in coinflip
>>151373747nah thats me
Huomenta. The rain is gone
the bruins are, dare i say it, fun to watch
Good morning /hoc/. Hope you enjoyed your Canadian Thanksgiving yesterday! Please give a big round of applause to your final three contestants in this year's KWAB Cup!
>>151374134calling it now>shorks 49-33-0>isles 36-44-2>sabres 31-50-1
this guy was a fucking monster a decade ago. what happened to him?
>>151374871Severe ankle injury which needed surgery to replace the tendonHe was never the same after that
>>151374130They suck but they’re fun
Today's meeting dragged on way too long and I almost Marnered my pants as a result.
Last undefeated teams remaining >Dallas Stars >Carolina Hurricanes >Seattle KrakenThey all play today. Stars v Wild, Canes v Sharks, Kraken v Habs
>>151375080And they will all remain undefeated it looks like
>>151373539Yeah a lot of people choose to ignore the fact that states with no income tax usually make up the difference somewhere else with another kind of state tax.
>leafs are 1-2-0>marner gone, mcdavid never signing>the window is closingkek, fuck the leafs
>>151375029It's embarrassing to get a too many men penalty at the office.
wasn't paying attention and took my melatonin instead of my morning vitaminsthis is gonna be me in half an hour driving to workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aicfFxaYVyM
>>151375080SEA-MTL looks like an over
>>151375206>inherit a teams of stars who like to hold possession and create offense off the rush>let one of the stars walk for nothing>we're gonna be a dump 'n chase, hard forechecking team!>Nylander why aren't you producing?!>Matthews why aren't you ever getting the puck?>we're gonna have to dump 'n chase even harder boys>Treliving, get me another clunky skater that hits hard but otherwise has 0 hockey sense, minimum age 30 years, oh and make sure to overpay him of course
>>151375080Idk Sharks have to win eventually don’t they?
flames vs knightsfight the break of dawn
>>151375080stars is a lockcanes could go either waykraken is cooked
business idea: if there is ever a point in the season where 1 team is undefeated and 1 team that hasn't won a game, immediately scrap all plans and have them play a game. if the undefeated team loses they have to swap point totals
to the tranny:when you phonepost using wifi the ip is tied to isp. when you phonepost using an americhad sim the ip is tied to the american cell service. I'm a geezer and have no idea how to evade fourchannel's vpn detection, and I have no interest in learning how.also:>laffssincerely,angry abdul
where will matthews force a trade to?
>>151374134Trying too hard with the forced wrestling memes
>>151375252>when you realize keefe was the best coach they had
>>151367057>I'm afraid to take some with how much booze I drink every night.afraid of what, a good time?
>>151375362lol get a load of the new guy *jerks thumb in the direction of the compete dork we now have joining us*
Could the Buffalo Sabres of 20 years ago have gone to the SCF and win if they didnt have injuries from every series?
>>151375518How am I a supposed to know?
>>151375103in alaska the penalty is being forced to live alongside cavemenand all the avocados at the store are severely un-ripened
>>151375518I miss that jersey
>>151375531Everything is the stores is always unripened. On the other hand Anchorage has one of the best food scenes in all of America.
>>151375534they were great jerseys, this was their worst one tho
>>151375534can't say I'm a fan but considering how much worse every other jersey in that franchise's history is, I can't blame you
>>151375566>food scenes
At the doctors office surrounded by old people. I fucking hate old people.
>>151375638you're a scumbag
>>151375644Fuck old people
>>151375650you're losing your soul brother, be careful before it's too late
>>151375638check them into the wall
>>151375566Los Anchorage is a shithole truly befitting a person who would use the term "food scene"it's the armpit you have to drive through if you want to go somewhere better>but muh thai food truck plebbit deep fried oreo meme restaurantfagI had one good steak at Simon & Seafort's other than that I can't recall a single pleasant dining experience in the entire city and I spent 10 years driving or flying through that filthy whore
>>151375518No because we have no clue if they had the same production
>>151375638it's a bougie boomer worldwe're just living in it
>>151375704i hate itwhy cant they just fucking die already
Bud said sorokin was good
>>151375720Bud parrots whatever fits his current mental state
>>151375709we only hate the devil and his demons on /hoc/i understand your anger, tho
calgary flames playing tonight
We love the research triangle here
I just hope everyone is safe out there todayremember, we're all in this togetherkeep your stick on the ice
>>151375629Fuck off>>151375693Simon and Seaforts is ass so your opinion is shit and discarded.
>>151375720this retarded place said dustin wolf was good and he's shit three games in.
>>151375859>deflects classic fartnado
>>151375720Goalies from 15 years ago were betterLundqvist > ShitsterkinDiPietro > Basedcopein
>>151375650Would but I can't pull milfs :(
>>151375880lundpads got exposed as an equipment abuser
>>151375849>t. I give it a 7/10 mouth feel kwab
>>151375865Yeah, he's been bad. I haven't said shit on him in years but the retarded leaf wants to be all over my dick.
>>151375891i think you mean tim thomas?
>>151375880could it not be that forwards got better at a quicker rate they know more now how to screen properly and which angles to shoot from that has a high percentage of scoring etc
>>151375917thomas was long gone before gary shrunk the pads
>>151375849said I had one (1) good steak therebut thank you for extrapolating that into a 5 star review, cityfaggot
>>151375903are you ready to admit you're retarded like the rest of us?
muh Linxies are on
why is this nameflag discussing literally anything but hockey
>>151375961because it wants attention lol
>>151375961trb is incapable of discussing hockey. at best he can greentext city names and say if the score is tied
>>151375952go ahead, but i said that years ago. the entire team has regressed so much that anything I said about them is a moot point.
trb gives us live updates on qmjhl action more like the REDEEMED bitch
I think Wolf will shake the rust off and re-establish himself as the best goalie in the league
>The NHL will get to 36 teams. Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix are a given. The most intriguing will be that fourth and final team. Who gets it?its going to be funny when there's 36 teams and teams will be forced to either sign McLeod and Formenton or some ECHL rejects who played in the KHL.
>>151376021quebec city haha jk :(
>>151376021>Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix are a given.why thoatlanta has failed twice, phoenix was a fucking disaster, houston... I fucking guess I know gary loves forcing sunbelt shit and it's a big enough market but is there even demand?I mean holy shit, *I'm* a sunbelter and even I think if they added four new teams they should be putting them in places like Quebec and Hartford. I make fun of the mammoth for their complete lack of aura but at least utah is a fitting place to move a team.
>>151376021You can say the same thing about every expansion since 1967. Bobby Orr spent his career beating up minor leaguers and losing to one of the 5 other competent teams (Habs, >laffs, >rags, Hawks, Flyers).
>>151376047the only reason they want Atlanta and Houston is because of the "large metro area", and Phoenix is much the same. It feels less like Bettman wants to have a competent league but rather more fodder so the values of franchises go up.
>>151376047Quebec City has also lost a team twice. Hartford played in a fucking mall.Atlanta, Houston, Arizona, Toronto 2 in that order
>>151375946If you went to Simon’s and got steak when Club Paris was down the street you definitely don’t know what you’re talking about
>>151376078>Toronto 2I want to call you a fag but the prospect of a second toronto team being even mildly competent and making the laffs even more of a joke would be amazing
my shannonies :)
CE SOIR
>>151376021cope it will like totally grow the heckin sport, this is gary's train either get on or get off chudand what a perfect time to attempt a massive increase in the number of hockey players and spectators! as AI data centers and EV charging demands place unprecedented strain on the energy grid, it's totally feasible that "small town america" will just start organically churning out more indoor hockey rinks and increase the available talent pool to meet the demands of an already more cost-prohibitive, time-demanding sport with more injuries among young players than all other sports combined. yeah no gary and I talked and we decided there's no way pedro will just keep kicking his soccer ball with bare feet after he attends his first San Antonio Salsa game, and there's no way cleetus the cowboy will want to play football once he goes to his first Charleston Choo-Choos matchyeah fuck it 36 teams is brilliant why stop there? hell make it 40 goy!!!!
>>151376021The Richmond Rebels
>>151376021Santa Fe Saints
>>151376021>Phoenix are a givena given? they dont have an arenathe people of arizona voted to keep a landfill over an nhl arenaIT AINT FUCKING HAPPENING
>>151376239i fucking dare hockey fans to actually think why phoenix is good without saying "well it developed Tage Thompson and Auston Matthews", because for two decades Arizona was nothing more than a punching bag
Gary wants to be remembered as the commissioner who successfully expanded the NHL into markets previously thought as unviable. He won't stop adding teams to shit markets nobody asked for until he croaks, quality of the on-ice product be damned.
>>151376247>hockey fansHockey fans dont want 36 teams, youre thinking of Gary and his jewish media arm
>“You may get some cash up front, but over time, it isn’t the boom that sometimes it’s portrayed to be,” Bettman continued. “So, no, we’re not focused on expansion anywhere right now to the extent that somebody wants to come in. And I’ve said this probably than you want to hear it, if there’s an applicant who can show us strong ownership and wherewithal, the suitable market, a suitable arena, and can make the case that it will make the league stronger, then we’ll take a look at it. But we’re not in an expansion process and we’re not committed to expansion at this point in time.”Gary killed expansion rumours you're all parroting old news
Americans are done with their country more and more of them are becoming Canadian. We’re winning they’ll never surpass us in hockey!
I can't wait for Americans to learn about Mississauga
Mild vs North Stars is the game of the night
flames are playing :)
>>151376537The Edmonton of the GTA
My penguins play late tonight
Did y’all have a good thanksgiving? I just had turkey frozen sandwich meat since my family hates my political views so I wanted invited.
>Brady Tkachuk out for at least 4 weeks>Gary still won't give my Sensies their first round pick backAmazing.
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
What are you reading? I'm reading king's it
>>151376777The Brothers Karamazov
>>151376777I don’t read
>>151376735I always use walking the family dog as an excuse to avoid political conversations
>>151376793based, I've only read notes from underground and a couple short stories
>>151376777i cant read
>>151376777oathbringer
>>151376777/hoc/
>>151377031I liked Way of Kings
/hoc/ can read?
>>151376777Chevengur, but it's one of those that I probably would have loved if it was shorter
>>151377135No
>>151376777It and The Stand are my favorite King books
>>151377135just the classics
for me it's classic bob salvatore forgotten realms
>>151377074oathbringer gets heavy fucking heavy about 1/2 way through with dalinar's baggageway of kings was a great read
So does Berube get fired first, or Treviling?
oh, wow. just wow.
DUNDUNDUNDUNBUTDUNDUNDUNDUNBUT
>>151377194yzerman
>>151377238our resident raped bitch isnt gonna like this
I’m feeling really down about my Canucks. Just an awful start to the season.Was hoping /hoc/ could cheer me up and conceive me it’s not that bad for my Nuckies?
>>151377252yeah well my team is shit and run by retards so I don't wanna hear it pal
>>151377216mental, puzzling and mind boggling that none of these are contenders
>canada's last baseball championship>1993pottery
>>151377216Who was the last undefeated team last season? I feel like it was the Jets but I can’t remember
>>151377358canada has never won the wbc
>>151377369also kwab
>>151377352im predicting a randies/stors finalthird year in-a-row, if that matters
Don’t forget Pavelski will be dropping the puck tonight
>>151377425Didn’t ask
My unofficial official prediction for this season is the condensed grueling pre Olympic schedule and then the Olympics will change the course of who makes playoffs. There’s already a growing mountain of injuries and fatigue will set in and then it’s anyone’s game really.
>>151377238reminds me I need to take a 12 RW
>>151377508You make this in special Ed?
>>151377508lol
How many NHL players do you think wear glasses or contacts?
>>151377517every /hoc/ filename should be my-image.png
tell me about this team called kraken
>>151376777Genjimonogatari
>>151376344there are still hockey fans that think Phoenix is viable because of...one playoff year of success
>>151377468*16/93 RW
>>151377952Phoenix, Atlanta and especially "Toronto 2" would all be compelling to me personally. Fuck Houston though
>>151375252>>let one of the stars walk for nothingMarner decided to leave because he knew the dogshit Leafs were never going to win. Tavares at 35 years having done nothing in his playoff career decided to re-sign instead of leaving for a contender. That's not to mention clowns like Nylander and Matthews. Loser squad. Berube is the only redeeming part of the entire operation.
>>151378077>Marner decided to leave because he knew the dogshit Leafs were never going to win.maybe if marner wasnt so dogshit in elimination games...
>>151378077Nylander is going to the Stars when his youtube channel gets enough subs.
Takagi?
>>151378259i miss her so much
>>151378179I don’t think he’d fit the culture (Finnish)
>lane laine>18 millions/year
>>151367230I love this goal because Bennett travels about twenty feet to deliver an elbow, misses and gets scored on
>>151378077plus they have a depleted farm system, and wasted draft picks like a 2nd rounder to get an oft-injured fourth line plug in Scott Laughton
>>151378102I love how leaf fans all pin the blame on one single guy EVERY SINGLE SEASON. Who's gonna be shot out of the canon when they dont make the playoffs this year?
>>151378422Matthews
>>151378513Balding nigga got no goals
>>151378422>nooo you cant just blame your stars when they put up zero points in an elimination game
If you gas ownership, management, media and the fans, laffs might be good someday.
>>151378685yep gas gary
The rest of the Canadian teams will be living in the Flames shadow for the foreseeable future
>>151378724Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151378758Women and trans women loves the flames for sureThey are not the bad onethey are the good one
Watch the laffs get worst without the Shannaplan
>>151378782They've been shit for 70 years. Can they find another level of shit?
>>151378762those are my wild
BLEH!!!
>>151378833They can be a non playoff team again
>>151378857Hey I remember making this, Biz hast he best costume every Halloween
>>151378780Everybody loves the Flames
I guess we should penalize Canadian teams for having the most endorsement opportunities for players if we are going to use location as an excuse for success or lack thereof. Maybe build a better team if you want to win. Nobody was going to Florida for 3 decades and now suddenly they are only winning because of no income tax. A sad excuse for inept organizations.
>>151378869They're a non playoff team for many years. They just show up on the schedule.
>>151378422If the laffs actually played as a team they'd win something.
>>151378904not me
>>151378894Biz gives out full-size Snickers every year
>>151378909I dont believe the income tax argument was ever real and just a psyop talking point for bored media outlets
>>151378955He wouldn't happen to hide >>151375740 in them now would he?
>>151378913just like my wild
>>151378952I think you do, but you're scared to admit it
>please don't talk about my laffs, talk about this other team or I'll cry
>>151379026you are dumb
>>151379067>no don't cry anon, we'll stop saying laffs are monumental shit, won't we guise?
>>151379067just like my wild
>>151379123> We certainly will. Anon won't have any reason to cry after we go dark on the shit laffs.
BETTMAN CONFIRMED FLAMIAC
>>151379237He looks abit smarter than a retard
who's winning tonight?
>>151379212>>151379123>>151379067No woman, No Cry
The Holy ghost is a flames fan
>>151365702Depends. Are they in field goal range?
>>151379277you would need to be dead to enjoy watching that team
>>151378417you're not going to believe me, but they actually gave philly a first rounder for him
>>151379307Jesus is a FlamiacSatan is a Canucks fan
I guarantee Crosby wins the ballon d'or this year
>>151379307I'm alive and I love the Flames
>>151379447BASED FLAMIAC AND ALIVER
imagine all the poor souls that chance across /hoc/ and see the flames posts thinking they are a good team then start following them as new hockey fanschilling thought
>>151379447>I'm alivei disagree
>>151379484in 1989 the flames won the cup
>>151379484The Flames aren't a good team, they're a great team with great fans
>>151379250flames
The flames haven't been good since Lanny McDonald
>>151379544>1989
>>151379544>>151379605Same year the Cold War endedCOINCIDENCE????>Yeah, probably
>>151379250Wolf is going to shut the haters up tonight
>>151379643the cold war is ongoing
>>151379667The nu cold war isnt as kino as the old one
>>151379667Gary's ice cold war on Canada
>>151379667no, this is the New Cold War, CW 2.0>taste the same and cost WAY more than it used to
>>151379643>>151379722thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1276 days ago?
>>151379741Cogito, ergo sum
>>151379774raped bitch
>>151379774raped retard
>>151379774I thought it was cum
>>151379823You would think a thing like that, wouldn't you?
>>151379848you got a lot of bud's cum in your asshole on the chilly evening of 04/17/2022
Why does trb larp as an expert on ego death despite not being able to admit he lost to bud and mitch?
i'll cook new, any theme?
>>151379921Poutine
>>151379926mhhh
>>151379926Damn good choice
>>151379921Halloween
I’m sitting in the urgent care waiting room for a suspected spider bite on my ass.
IT'S GAME DAY!!! Pietrangelo the Golden Knight discovered a new set of Armour, but little does he know he's no match for WEEGAR THE FIRE MAGE!!! COOK HIM ALIVE, MACKENZIE!!! GO FLAMES!!!
>>151379954Sunbelt karma
>>151379950neet!
NEWWW>>151303687>151303687>>151303687>151303687
>>151380002Kill yourself cricger
>>151379967Nobody deserves this
>>151380002fake, early, and gay
>>151378422Leaf homers are mentally deranged. They think the team didn't want Marner back KEK. The GM admitted it outright, and then traded for a tiny soft bum that sucks with the inept cope that he would replace Marner's offense. But if you ask these homers, they say the team is shifting to a more playoff style. 9 YEARS IN to the rebuild they are shifting. Sure... cuck is in the city's DNA.
>>151380021>making the second round with a rebuild roster
>>151380017Does it hurt? Is your ass swollen?>Would you like /hoc/ to pray your spider-bitten ass, Anon?
>>151380058Yeah it’s like a red, hot, swollen welt on my ass/hip that is kind like scabbed over and very tender. There have been so many spiders coming in lately so I fear the worst.
What I wanna know is, what were you doing when the spider bit you?
>>151379954Did you bring the spider with you?
>>151380087Pretty sure I was sleeping. Don’t know if it was last night or the night before because I only noticed it because it hurt.
>>151380100No I couldn’t find the spider in question
>>151378941play like a team when the highest paid player and captain is the most selfish player in the league. The worst part is that now, with how pathetically soft the league is, we don't even get to see this cupcake get beat up and humiliated. The other team just ignores him as flails around and falls down with no one near him because he can't handle the pressure.
>>151380058your ass was swollen after bud finished with it
>>151380101Have you noticed any superpowers since being bitten?
>>151380129what a hot take
>>151380136OOH good question
>>151380136I would never get that lucky unfortunately
If swamp anon dies from his bite it will make me feel better about Florida's cups
>>151380135kwab trb BTFO
>>151380124I like the logo
Jesus made Lanny Mcdonald to forgive the sins of all NHLitesBask in the glow of the Trinity of Calgary, The Flames and Lanny
>>151380166Well, /hoc/ likes nicknames, and I think we should call you Peter Parker from now on>What say you, /hoc/?
happy bud1276
>>151380267your nickname is trb
>>151380274Waiting for 1337 day
>>151380339All the kids who ever said 1337 not as a joke are probably rich now
>>151380274>>151380279>>151380319>>151380328All very good posts
>>151379212>anon, what if the crying lafftard goes VPN to cry?
>>151380392Kind of like how you go cry to the jannies whenever you're called a raped retard
trb is having a tough bud1276
my laffies winning tonight fellas?
Just got home from waging and took a huge marner
>>151380460Doubtful
>>151380460Smashville has been playing above par recently; you may be in for more tragic displays from Austin
Could the next thread me flames themed please?
>>>Auston []
I wake up and the inside of my butt hurts maybe I have spider bites too
>>151380528too late, it was already decided
>>151380460https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/cayden-primeau-to-make-first-start-in-net-for-maple-leafs-vs-predators/
>>151380528There’s been enough Flames editions for the rest of October.
Thinking about watching the caps game because national broadcast games are comfy
i made a new one>>151380565
>>151380562I'm watching the Kraks_Hasb game cause home games at Bell Centre are the tits >this image is unrelated
>>151380392>we must not speak of the shit >laffs in the lafftard's or xher VPN's presence, anon.
>>151380152It's not a hot take. And after the Olympics when this bitch ghosts again, we'll be hearing more of it. He can't hide behind Marner anymore.
>>151381195Who was marner hiding behind?
>>151382002Nobody? He's the only one who took any heat in Toronto. You retarded Leaf homers don't know up from down. Marner's gone now though, so you pussies have no one else to point to anymore.
>>151382636>no one to point too Cope ,I'm currently blaming this game and the season on Mathews
