bon gamin edition
Tom is fucked.
GAMROT
*enters thread*
>>151366993just lost
>>151367019it was close tho
>>151367134wasnt
>>151366948Not a real belt btw
>>151367147facts dont care about your feelings
>>151367150Arguably it's more of a real belt than Tomala's. GODne won his belt by styling on Derrick Lewis.Tomala got his fake belt by being promoted to champ in a instagram post
maloom
>>151367205someone post pvz's butthole.
>promoted to ufc champion
>>151367250Bobby and Tommy
>>151367205they do, actually
>>151367276Two TKO merchants who eventually got exposed by flashy black kickboxers.
lmao you got your heem in Miami? uhh.... hahahaha
I coined "tko merchant" and "brutal tko"What have you done with your life?
>>151367019damn I just lost The Gamrot
you will live to regretch this joe hogan
i showered
when gane loses will they all stop posting about him do you think
You now remember lil ank
Dee's Dees
A nice set of tits really makes a lady
Poor poor piggy
tramilla bros..
>>151368290>if this thing that will clearly never happen happens I will vacate
>>151368290> SO WHOLESOME OMGGane is gonna kill this reddit bitch but before he does he'll rape his faggot friend in front of him
>tfw you realize its impossible for Gane to lose
surrey city bros..
>>151368290Disgusting disfigured demented deformed balding transvestite piglet freak.
Was Andrew Tate actually a good kickboxer?How would he have done in his prime in k-1?
>>151368415just put it back in place wtf
>>151368478He was extremely competent. He would probably be top 15 in his prime.
>>151368480he would have paranoia about it dislocating again during the fight
>>151368549fear is the best motivator
for me its I would walk out to Breathe by Fabolous and then choke out my opponent
>>151368343>>151368372>>151368412>>151368447What will you do with yourselves once GAYNE gets exposed(again) and is heemed stiff in the middle of the octagon?
>>151369709ok but how do you know it wasn't part of Gane's plan to get heemed?
>>151369709I'm not a ganecel don't loop me in with them
GDS will be cured soon
It's sad cause Gane actually used to be one of the most popular fighters on /heem/ but now it's all just shitposting, contrarianism, trolling and irony boying.
>>151369966why does dana white suddenly turn into a retard when out of sight
Stipe Miocic, Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, Anthony Smith, Alexander Gustafsson, Daniel Cormier, Ovince Saint Preux, Glover Teixeira, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Ryan Bader, Brandon Vera, Matt Hamill, Jake O'Brien, Stephan Bonnar, André Gusmão, Moyses Gabin, and Carlos Eduardo all lasted longer in their fights with Jon Jones than Ciryl Gane did.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Movsar Evloev has not fought in 2025
One of the symptoms of Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS) is a intense desire to lie about past events and spread misinformation, e.g. “Ciryl Gane has lost to Jon Jones”, “Ciryl Gane isn’t the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion”.
feeling a little schaubulent myself today
Ariel started the show today saying how proud he is to be an American because America stood with Israel, then celebrated Indigenous People's Day and made no mention of Columbus Day.
>>151370114Anti Gane Propagandist
>>151370478whatever as long as he shouted out canada thanks giving today
>>151370488yes
If we killed all the Gane haters what part of society would suffer?
>>151370665the gay part lol
>>151370683Excellent and factual post
>>151369914Shit...
Gane has 0 ground game. Tom gets the take down and ground and pounds the frenchie.
>>151371001riveting analysis b you come up with that all by yourself?
>>151371031I did. There a problem?
Why is Jones bald sometimes? What's the lore here?
Tom must be shitting himself from the fear at this moment
Today I had a hard sparring with the guy who initially invited me to do martial arts many years ago. We were totally equal even with the fact that he's a lifetime roider. I remember when I fought him for the first time many years ago, I went to kill and he went extremely easy on me and even then he made me tap like 6 times in around 4 minutes. Today we both went all out and we still had a draw. Sorry for the blog post, but it made me feel happy with my progress through the years specially when I realize that he's even better now than he was when we first fought. I love fighting, it's the only way for me to remain on control of my autism and self destructive tendencies. I remember punching myself in the head a lot of times and getting extremely angry over absolutely nothing before I started fighting. Nowadays I'm almost 100% in control, today is not one of those days as you can tell from this post alone, but I'm still proud of myself for not getting heemed by a my friend today.
>>151371073seasonal shedding
>>151371198Tom fights better when he's scared
>>151371212when can we expect you on the contender series brazilanon
khabib won his belt off real new york gangsterAl Iaquinta. Tom was given his belt because he cried enough about jon jones.
>>151369709he's most likely getting subbed
Tom was given his belt because Jon Jones was so afraid of him that he turned down 30 million and retired.
Merab is based frfr
Tom was given his belt because he gaped his boy pussy for dana and hunter
technically if jon fights at the whitehouse he will walk out as the HW champ since the title isnt vacated until the main event bell rings.
>>151366948
>>151368072why is she willingly letting goob turn her into full plastic? she's supposed to be a nice girl
>>151371212Congarts man. How many oil checks occurred ?
Gmhh
>>151371862ur a loser
>>151371862Cannsomeone tell me what the fuck this means and why this cake boi always says this
Islam Makhachev's 155lb title reign recap>volk1Heavily disputed decision. Shrouded in controversy (unsanctioned IV drip, previous PED pops). All time win.>volk2Severely compromised opponent both physically and mentally. Free win and a non canon win.>poirierpicked apart an over the hill brawler and submitted him with ease. Elite performance over a regressing fighter>moicanodropped badly by 1 day notice replacement layup. round 1 finish was expected yet still surprising.>overall rating 9/10. Quality over quantity
Do you protect yourself at all times /heem/?
>>151372057no I trust my opponent
Nigger
>>151372093Fuck off
>>151372093great post
>>151372293it's not though. it's racist as fuck.
It would be nice if JDM beat Islam, but I have no expectations for it to happen.
>>151371620That would be funny. But that's only when the next title fight is fighting for a vacant belt. Tom got the Whittaker treatment, where he's promoted to champ at the post fight conference right after GSP retired and relinquished. That's why in all the whittaker vs izzy promotion, he was listed as undisputed champ, he got ppv points for being champ and had the gold C next to his name at the walkout.
>>151372298thank you for saying what y'all of us were thinking
>>151372032he broke the defences record and nobody gave a fuck, consciously or not everyone knows he's been propped up
AARONFUCKINGPICO
>>151372093Wish I was next to you so I could Steiner Screwdiver yuo
Joe Pyfer has a harder cock than Conor McGregor
The name’s Kirk. Charlie Kirk.
Charlie "Remember the Name" Kirk
>>151372550When you’re famous they let you do it, grab em by the pussy
Blessed autumnal schaub
brendan schaub x whitney cummings
I'll never respect merab and
>>151372724Apparently the Thicccboy bike club was just a cover so Schaub could bike out during covid and fuck her. Super based
FAKE BOOBS IS THE BEST BASE FOR MMA.
Beautiful bam hole is the best base for MMA as shown by paige vanzant
can't wait for reinier to become the next champion
>>151372925personally i can wait
>>151371721Alex "The Rock" Pierrhea lost to Jizzy and Mahogmed.
>>151372686for me, it's watermelon schaub
>>151368447Monitor
>>151373014Alex won more, they both flatlined each other and Izzy needed oxygen to get up (without having any follow up shots landed). Izzy needs to move up and challenge him one more time if he wants to win, I'm afraid.
Khabib has higher GOAT ranking in terms of fight performance, but Pereira has a higher GOAT ranking in terms of legacy and achivements
UFC’s Right-Wing Problem on Full Display - Luke Thomas Get Politicalhttps://youtu.be/dGbOe3oxJ-M?si=rfWPszZg-83ITLgX
>>151373040Izzy was permanently flushed a while ago, so it's safe to say that's not happening.
>>151373111
zamn, jew jitsu got very popular in the last week
>>151373199He’s based for shitting on Rogansphere comics but otherwise an annoying libtard
>>151368290Merab and Aljo did it first.
What a faggot. Someone show up to his jitsu class and heem him
memoryholed moments in history: gooby's dick pics
Joanna got thicc
>>151373278fake tits and a bbl
>>151373278pics?
>>151373265Gurufag seething
When I found out Puffy was Somalian everything started to make sense it was like waking up next to the couch and seeing the missing puzzle piece underneath
>>151373246The MUSUMECI effect
Gane is the type of guy that would film a cheese pull
Merab sucks. Everybody knows it would be actually impressive if he was knocking people out 4 times a year. But no, he's a boring decision merchant.
Merab is based as fuck and is already the bantamweight GOAT and potential overall GOAT
Merab would get his bussy raped and gaped by TJ with one arm or even Cruz.
My favorite aspect of Merab is his gratitude
>>151373368why can't you contain your homosexual fantasies?
Who has greater chance of becoming first 3 weight world champion Ilia or Alex?
>>151373399ilia without a shadow of a doubt
>>151373345No one who crotchsniffs is based
>>151373412Dana will somehow fumble both fights even though they would be the biggest in UFC history
Luke Thomas is based
>>151373451he's willing to let ilia go up to 170, especially if islam beats jdmhe doesn't want pereira to move up cause he knows he can't win and it would ruin the ufc's only star
>>151373451make your own fight org then
>>151373469Where did he say he would let Ilia go up to 170? I doubt it he would probably say he’s too small. And the only reason he said that about Alex being too small is he doesn’t want to lose a PPV star and wants him to defend LHW as many times as possible to make him millions.
>>151373489Which is also why I doubt he will make Ilia vs Islam as if one loses he loses a PPV star. Don’t know how big Islam PPV’s are but I assume they’re one of the biggest rn.
>>151373489“Islam moves up and obviously if Islam won the title, you immediately have a superfight with him and Ilia,” White said on the Full Send Podcast. “
>>151373489>>151373493PPV buys are down across the board and will become obsolete in a matter of months, russia and middle eastern countries don't have to buy PPV, so no islam is not a ppv star
My favourite aspect of Merab is his porn star collabs
>>151373495Somehow he will fumble it. I don’t trust him after Jon vs Tom
>>151373523they got jon everything he wanted and he still backed out, dana's fumbled a lot of fights but that one's not on him
>>151373528He fumbled it for a full year while constantly saying the fight was made, that’s inexcusable. I’ll believe Ilia vs Islam is happening when I see it but Dana is washed as a promoter and is going into boxing while also running powerslop.
>>151373337Going to decision and winning every time is pretty impressive.
>>151373519he’s literally meThe wifeless men. We will dance again
>>151373554Opa!
>>151373548how did dana fumble it if he got jon everything he asked for?
>>151373564Because he said it was made for a full year when he knew it wasn’t. Wasted a year of Tom’s life and diminished the UFC’s brand. Didn’t have the balls to strip Jon immediately.
>>151373345guru why did you start slurping merab? bit of a fairweather fan, aka a fake one cazzie. you're as bad as rogan now mate
>>151373602Hey mate can you please stop impersonating ne?
It’s not Merab’s fault every other bantamweight is shit. Those nerds need to get fitter.
>>151373624Bro O'Malley literally stopped smoking and gooning and performed worse
>>151373368No, I'm afraid the last Jaxxon podcast, he said he truly believes Merab is the GOAT and doesn't think he or anyone else could beat him. He was damn near sucking Merab's COCK when he was a guest.
>Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxBNlqHTbf0Didn't know Marv isn't training with Extreme anymore, even for sparring. Maybe he will not be as shit.
>>151373629I don’t believe him
Darren Till is only 32. A UFC comeback is inevitable.
Merab-san...
>BJ PENN seems to be suffering from Capgras Delusional Syndrome (a psychiatric disorder in which a person holds a delusion that a friend, spouse, parent, other close family member has been replaced by an identical imposter).>Penn was ordered to undergo testing with a doctor at the Adult Mental Health Division in Hawaii. best of luck, BJ. hope yo get wellit's only a matter of time before all fighting spirts are banned, you realize this, don't you?how many of your favourites are going to end up like Gary Goodridge, BJ, Chuck, Tito, et al
>>151369709I'm afraid Tomala Trannyspinall has 0 heems in the UFC however
>>151373724Neither does Jon or Alex or Gane
>>151373706Poor umar
Anthony Smith:Lasted longerCame closer to beating Jonesthan Gane. Smith is above Gane all time.
>>151373749Nah, thiago finished smith in 2 rounds, and we know Jones is better than thiago. It's far more likely Ciryl Gane was asked to throw the fight early with Jones so that Ngannou's value would drop, in turn greatly tarnishing the PFL's value. Which is what Dana needed. But I wish it were true. I can't STAND Gane.
>>151373728Umm monkey bros this doesn’t fit our narrative…
>>151367407I'm a "technical heemer".
>>151373728Gane has a heem, cazzie.
>>151373766Kek it was weird seeing him and dana laughing immediately after the fight
>>151373766Smith is a better grappler than Gane not a better fighter, which is why he was able to last longer. If Gane could grapple he would’ve lasted 5 rounds or stopped Jones.
>>151373794He wasn’t even out just in pain
tom is getting GANED soon. cazzies will seethe, Jones will feast.
>>151373816>Jones will feast.no he won't he missed out on 30 million and a fight at the white house
>>151373816Many are saying this I fear>>151373822>he doesn't know
Why does heem cope for the gay black man so much?
if i were tom i would lose on purpose just to see gurus reaction
>>151373796The fifa points will be in your account shortly
>no he won't he missed out on-ACKKKK
>>151373844I don’t think he could lose even if he tried to lose. Gane is pillowfisted and can’t grapple. Tom will kill him in 30 seconds if he wants to.
>>151373851>no belt on the line Gimmick fight. Jake Paul can fight the winner on Neggflix.
>>151373851they didn't even get the date right kwab
LA LA LA LA BUSSYSPINALL THOW THE BUSSY BACKLA LA LA LA TRANNYSPINALL WITH ZERO HEEMS
>>151373863>white housethere is much more on line from Jones side.
>>151373867>
>>151373868>zero heems So Jon has negative heems then
>>151373869Yeah getting heemed by Alex in front of Trump would be pretty funny
>>151373874
aspinall vs gane is a great fight. The shitposting will be awesome no matter who wins
>>151373882Yeah Brazilian monkeys spamming about Trannyspinal and retard sons even if Tom wins will be heckin epic man
October 18th, PFL Rwanda takes place for the 2025 PFL Africa semi finals. Live and in person, will be none other than Africa's own, Francis Ngannou. The PFL, along with The Ngannou Foundation, will be ushering in Francis' Vision for the future of MMA in Africa. And this time, that includes the event being headlined by Africa's own, Patrick "star boi" Ocheme. A decision made by Chairman Ngannou. An event FOR Africa BY Africa. You don't wanna miss it.
I can’t see Islam defending his belt against 170 contenders if he wins. He’ll fight Ilia after JDM or retire.
>>151373902If I wanted to see monkeys fight I’d go to the zoo
>>151373927Islam’s team just said he’s not going back down to 155
>>151373927>>151373970Dayna said if Islam wins "they have to make that fight". Likely at 170 if they both win their next matches. This is NOT good.
>>151373979No he didn’t
you accidentally bump shoulders with kai kara france and he turns around and looks at you like this. how do you respond?
>>151373902Lets GOOOO
Tommy Retardo Jr. thowing feces and shitting on shoes
>Dana said
no offence cyril but i think im going to beat you decisively but afterwards i hope we can go on to have a great friendship for a long time
>>151373992I shit my pants right then and there
>>151373992heem him with an uppercut making him bite his tongue in half and bleed to death
>>151373992Like the guy on the right
Lets be honest in regards to the reality of the situation. If Tom loses, he's retiring and going to the dubya dubya e (for a year before getting fired for not being a draw)He's said he was close to retirement and that he seriously wants to go to the WWE. Both Tom and his Dad have said this recently. I also think this is why the UFC doesn't fully get behind Tom in promotion. They know he has one foot out of the water already.
while dana was promoting slapi wasn't watching wmmawhile dana was bragging about being banned from casinos in las vegas i wasn't watching wmma
>>151373851I HATE THIS RETARD FUCKUP NIGGER SO MUCH NEVER LET HIM FIGHT AGAIN
>>151374039monitor.
>the youtube mma community it's mexicans arguing with each other on streamyard panels
>>151374039kek it's fake b calm down. they dont' even have the correct fonts
People forget man, Hunter ruined Volkov and Pavlovich's friendship
>>151374065>Dana said
>ACK!
>>151374068this is true but pavlovich was the one being a bitch about it
>>151374061>IM SO MAD GRRREEEE I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING ANYWAY!Why yall uncs like this?
>>151374085>>151374068Volkov said they were never really friends, sergei didn’t want the fight because he knew it was a bad style matchup
I pulled a dictionary looking for the word ''whorehouse'' and i found a picture of Miami, not sure what they mean't by that
I wouldn't want to be merab on December 6rd, lets just say that
>dana said
when will they learn lmao
>>151374089the latest drama is someone made an ai video of two of them kissing and now the guys banned
>>151374071Yep. World title main event is a stipulation of Trumps white house event. Likely will make Jones fight Aspinall if he wants it bad enough and to make everything right with the ufc, then promise him if he wins that he gets the biggest bag in December 2026 at MSG against Pereira in a retirement fight.If Gane wins, they will likely do Pereira vs Gane NOT at the white house and have him fight Jones in December if he beats Gane.Mark my words.
>>151374101>mean'tRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>151374127Jones will never ever fight Tom. If that isn’t clear by now you must have a mental disability of some kind
>>151374124Who kissing? MMA joey and MMA guru? I thought you were talmbout messicans?
>>151374142one called idaho skatesman and another one i don't know his name
Can Yan beat the wrestlefreak?
I think Schaub's wife is rocking fake tits and a BBL>inb4 jannies get bitterThis is Schaub's wife, a pillar of mma, this has everything to do with combat sports.
Hmm, I'm thinking Hugo Chandler has a certain ring to it
>>151374160>vini vidi vici tattoored flag
>>151374135If he wants to come back he will. If not, he won't fight again. He as zero leverage now. The only other way would be if Alex gets the HW title. The spectacle of him trying to be a triple champ is bigger than a Jones vs Pereira fight alone. And it's not furthering the title's legacy, which they want to be valued. And the title on the line makes it a bigger promotion no matter which one of them has it.
>>151374160>BBLstraight diaper butt like my boy bapa b likes. gawl DAWG b
Is Schaub married to a Cantonese woman?
>>151374035This was after Tito beat Guy Mezger of the Lions Den in their rematch. He taunted Ken Shamrock in the corner at UFC: Young Guns. The brash, young Tito wore a vulgar shirt saying "Gay Mezger is my bitch" and got into a verbal confrontation with the corner. He was beaten by Guy Mezger in their first encounter, then went to war with the Lions Den, demolishing Jerry Bohlander before going to avenge his loss in dominant fashion against Guy Mezger, completely shutting down his gameplan and imposing his will. Bohlander and Mezger were both submission wrestlers trained by Shamrock and were lightweight tournament champions.
>>151374440nah b plastic mexican the nose job really blurs it
>>151374440She is megsican as shiet bapa
>>151374488*plastic messigan as shit
>>151374271Wow that butt is a peach of a beast, wanna go all ''Bean, cheese'' over it fer sure
>knee stompinto>eye pokeinto>double leg (head rammed into the crotch area)into >arm bar into>yaaay guys i love you guys alex was a great opponent for my legasy
>turn on a modern horror film>every woman has balloon lip sirgeryan allegory to be sure
BBL Tomala sadly
Ya Ali
Ye blogbuster
>>151374524>>arm barreally b
Can't believe im sick..... My throat is so sore and everything in my mouth and throat burns when i swallow, thankfully i feel fine beyond that.
>>151374555i spelled legacy wrong as well
>>151374563Stop swallowing pozz daddy loads
Anyway Gane by BBC slam
>win a ufc fightnow everyone's a fashion expert
>>151374563Cool it with the blowjobs bapa, that galactic throat has it's limits
as someone that's never been to a mma gym an arm bar would probably be the most easy submission to get on alex
>>151374591Kek did the lad dirty with that headline now all he will ever be known as "the lad with the galactic throat"
"I wanted people to look at my throat and think 'Damn, you could fit the whole of Africa in that thing tenfold.'"- Tom Aspinall
>>151374623Delete thisChama
>>151374488Damn she looks like a dumpy Polynesian! Straight out the BJ Penn clone factory
Jondaddy’s BBC broke and bodied that piglet freak Tomala Throatspinall
3Iatlas is going to bring their best fighters and Dana is going to set a event that will shatter PPV records
if gane entered the ufc 20 years ago he would be unbeaten honestly
*bzzzt*
Me to Aspinall haters
AAAAAAAAAND NEW LEGITIMATE HW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
What result causes the most seethe? A draw? Tom's knee blowing out again?
If you don't wear red today gtfo my heem
>>151374793gane being submitted in the first round AGAIN
>>151374804I don't think that would cause more seethe than a draw desu
>>151374809gane would be seething his career would be over if that happened again
>>151374793gane wrestlefucking tom for 5 rounds
>>151374793gane losing will cause a spammy meltdown of epic proportions
>>151374804Maybe on heem, most of the wider fanbase does not like Gane
Gane moves like a butterfly but Aspinal stings like a bee
>>151374818i like gane but i just want him to lose and then buy a nice farm in botswana were him and family can leave europe and move to
>>151374793Gane winning a controversial split decision
>>151374814There is honestly a strong possibility of this happening. Gane has been training with dagestanis non-stop lately.Tomala might kill herself after she gets completely embarrassed in all departments KEK
>>151374817That happens if he doesn't make the gamethread I'm talking widespread seethe like how you still can't mention Merab/Umar without a squeal emanating from the distance.
>taken down 4 times by volkov
>>151373851chills...
>>151374591>there is a black hole in the center of a galaxySo why did Asspinall get a bunch of black holes on his throat? LMAO
>>151374836That’s just Pakispammy though, the majority of fans were happy Merab wonI know brazzas hardcores exist off heem but they’re a small vocal minority
"Precision Beats Power, Timing Beats Speed."Cyril Gane.
>>151374863He lost this fight btw
>>151373902Lets go chat
>>151374836do you mean on /heem/ or in the real world
21 million pula for this gane and his family could live a good life here
>>151374863The GDS patients genuinely think Poolkov won this fight. Mental illness is a scary thing
This weekend's card is pretty good for even fights. Lots of, what are in my opinion, pickems, as I have highlighted in green.Yes, I believe even the main event is a pickem, even thought the bookies are tending to favour RdR quite a bit.
>>151374883ganebros...not the MMA Media scores
>>151374883The absolute state of Ganecels, and by extension, Franciscels
>>151373902>FRANCIS NGANNOU...........atendingKek
Gane won the 3rd round by heel hooking volkov
>>151374883one of the judges was a civil rights lawyer or judge or something
Gane winning via fouls is the answer btw
>>151374883literal peanut gallery takes
>>151374883Damn, this Segura fellow seems to have a high IQ
>>151374910Adelaide Byrd is far more knowledgeable fersure b
>>151374883Bell curve momentDanny Segura must be 140+
Yousri 'nafri beast" belgaroui.23yo prosepct is gonna wreck havoc in the MW division
>>151374917Adelaide is more corrupt than incompetent but she is also incompetent.
>>151374891Rdr will win a decision b
As a lot of you know, I could heem the crap out of everyone in this thread.But what some of you don't know: I'm still just a human. And when I make a post about heeming the crap out of you, and it doesn't get any replies, that hurts.
Not surprised cazzies don't know Gane already beat volkov in 2021
>>151374926Being an idiot is the best way to be corrupt because your incompetence keeps you below suspicion.
>>151374928Allen is doing well at the moment. He performed ddmirably against Imavov and Hernandez, only being a rung below these two fighters -- one of whom (Imavov) is the next title-challenger, and the other (Hernandez) is Khamzat's toughest challenge according to many people. And then he fairly comprehesinvely beat Vettori.Meanwhile RdR's only top win is Whittaker, whomst might be flushed.
>>151374946>Meanwhile RdR's only top win is Whittaker, whomst might be flushed.And this was a narrow victory, I add.
>>151374937literally trevor peek with less power
>>151374937spivac here is ganes wife once his careers over and all he's got left is cte
>>151374883this image perfectly explains why almost all those guys are just small media members and not judges aka the people who are actually trusted to judge fights
RDR beat Bo Nickal. That's levels.
>>151374946I'm afraid Rdr is simply built different sadly. Unfortunately his only recent L was to a roided up Russian MMA GOAT
>>151374937High iq brain stem shots here
>>151373305When you die you're going to be reincarnated into a Worm
Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Spivac in exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds without absorbing a single strike.
LET ME BANG MAN
Sometimes you just need 3-4 shots and a couple decades to beat a guy. Like Tito and Chuck. Never give up!
I also think brendan allen will win here's why
>>151373851The definition of a shit work is literally not knowing what's real and what isn't anymore
>>151374988Thanks
>>151374049Why does this guy never fight? Him and Salikov. It's not like they're getting any younger
>>151375004He fought earlier this year, he is booked to fight Rakic next later this month
>>151374975He beats Perry in the rematch.
>>151374172Remember this guy ahahahaha! Link it, link the video
>>151374970>MMA GOAT who lost to reug reug
>>151375004Props for knowing who Salikhov is.
Brendan Allen is going to get blended with some garlic runtz and smoked by the dutchman
>>151375016I mean he is on a 5 fight win streak in BKFC
>>151375046I just think Perry's record has aged like shit. Wearing down a 40 year old featherweight while still getting peached up wasn't very impressive.
>>151374975Holy shit Sam Alvey was there?
The UK government just fined /heem/. We have to get our get back.
>>151375091Just give me 5-8 hours so they aren't ready
remember when all the fucking retards thought bongs would suddenly disappear from 4chan as soon as the clock struck midnight ahahahahahaha
>>151375091>the internet is americanit's in english so that isn't true
>>151375113h-heh, y-yeah, what a bunch of dummies!
>>151375012We're at the end of the year. I'm just grateful he's fighting next month, thanks for letting me know. I think he'll beat rakic. Unfortunate match up because rakic needs a win
>>151375113By my hand, you will
I wonder if you knowHow they live in Tokyo
Herb Dean be like "I'll be over here don't knock anyone out"
>>151375036Thanks fellow English brother. It's the casuals and us
biologically engineered mma fighters
>>151374996What?
Fuck England
>>151375150Props for knowing English
Herb Dean be like "Don't come looking for us in Bulgaria"
Dont put your hard earned money on RDRIts a tawf matchup trust me
Big John McCarthy be like "Woah, Jon! You just raped that guy! Not cool!"
>>151375161Not needed, it's the native language for us Frederico
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>>151375171Funny you mention him, John McCarthy recently announced that he would return to refereeing. The best is back.
>>151375158Cum
Big John McPorky
dios mio
>>151375177SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH
No LOVE
>watch Aspinall mini doc >"Oi me early career was tough financially and MMA was waaaaay different back then"Your dad paid for your can crushing and you started in the 2010s you bum.
>>151375232>back when I started, the average heavyweight didn't even throw leg kicks!
Andrew Dice Gay. Respectfully.
Ridder me this.
Abus vs PyferDusseldorf vs PhillySpear vs Broadsword
>>151375233Leg kicking GODspinall is incredibly dangerous I fear
Aspinal tapped from a heel hook
Stuart Austin was going to beat anyone on that night. It just so happens he was facing the future GOAT.
something tells me that gane is gonna win by heel hook
Aspinall derangement syndrome has always been rife in this sub
gane? went life and death with puivasa
This ugly narcissist made a documentary about his fake title KEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPhWfbjijLk
>>151375305I told you that. I was also lying.
>>151375308Aaron fucking Pico
>>151375314Aspinall? Too scared to fight Tuivasa
>>151375316>The DocumentaryAw thanks TNT I was almost confused.
Apparently paddy the baddy fucked a tranny the other week
>>151374937brutal standing tko
>>151375283stop posting photos of aspinall jrthis is your last warning
The belt aspinal owns has ''interim champion'' written on it, he never got the real champion's belt, look it up
>>151375365>UFC 196 was 9-11 years ago
>>151375365Ngannou left with the lineal belt
>>151375392Nope
Anthony Joshua is the lineal UFC HW champion
The champion has a name
>>151375406Usyk, actually
wonk nose ____bo ______
>>151375412Usyk is a mixed martial artist
>>151374836buddy nobody gave a shit about outcome of that Merab fight besides the Instagram lions. just like nobody will care if Gane gets submitted again. Gane getting fluke KO would cause seethe of unprecedented degree everywhere. Guru would fucking rope himself for an example.
Usyk? You suck lol lmaoo
>>151375448Keep your UDS in /box/ clozzy
Merab is obssessed with Umar for some reason, i never once saw the latter talk about him or trash talk him
>>151375458I predicted Usyk win.
>>151375463Pigmar really wants Daddyrab to prolapse xer bacon busssy again i fear.....
>>151375463Probably doesn’t like the fact that people are already talking about a rematch. Though that’s because he’s cleaned out the division, literally suffering from success
>>151375463you wouldn't get it. Merab is a real one for it.
Merab sees Umar for the nepo baby he is.
Nobody gives a shit about Merab vs Yan 2. Umar is the only hype fight in the division, Merab is doing good business by keeping the rivalry going
i give a shit
Last Kodytender of the year tonight
>>151375406>>151375412Its still with Francis, you cannot lose the UFC MMA Heavyweight lineal title in another sport like boxing or hockeyThat would just be gay
>>151375512How many rivalries are in the UFC rn, can't think of any
OH HE TOOK HIM DOWNOH HE LET HIM BACK UPOH HE TOOK HIM DOWN AGAINOH HE LET HIM BACK UP AGAINOH HE TOOK HIM DOWN AGAIN
>>151375543No sweetie, he got KOd I fear
Whilst Merab was working construction with a receding hairline, Umar was in a soviet lab getting pumped full of meldonium. And now merab has the money and a fully restored head of hair the spoilt brat wants a piece of the pie. Fuck him!
>>151375562In boxing, which means nothing for an MMA titel
>>151375316>Still bitter that Jon refused to do an interview with him KWAB
Put ya mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot.
Steve Erceg, lmfao
Umar literally hasn't said anything since the last fight
>>151375616Actions speak louder than words.
YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN FIRST!
>>151375605
Should Max put the BMF belt on the line vs Charles Olivera?
Taptora ducked the greatest boxer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qyYkj_JRk>come here>im here, what can you do>now come here, i will show you>call me ok?>ok ok i will call youkino
contenders today, last one for this season
>>151375689The greatest rivalry since Cody/dillawshaw fer sure bapa
Scratching my nuts and sniffing my fingers HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNow that's life at it's peak
You have to be maan first
>>151375689>I will show you what I am going to do, come hereCHILLS!
I just realized something. None of the dagestani guys are known for their knockout power. Not even the big ones like Ankalaev and Imavov. Khabib and Islam too. It wouldn't hurt their popularity if they had some power. None of these guys can talk either.
>>151375744Wow what great insights from Finland really illuminating
How much you weigh right now fat fuck?
>>151375458Fury won twice.
>>151375744Legendary Finnish humour
>>151375744Chills.
it wouldn't hurt finland if they had some fighters
>Chills.Honestly? Respect.
>>151375766Props for knowing who Mr. Finland is
>>151375689>im gonna slap your arse
Big ko power
Fighting is for low IQ people, which is why we don't do that crap here.
Can someone webm gillian robertsons latest ig reel
>>151375781I could do that easily yes
>>151375754Back to your containment thread nonce
When will he come to the UFC. Come oon
>>151375766Reminder that one of the women that Colby had in his cringe instagram videos is a now dead pornstar called Sophia Leone
>>151375787Literally who? No i wont be looking at the filename.
boxing is like the paintballing of fighting brother
Holy crap THE arslanbek makhmudov??
>>151375801Honestly? Chills.
>>151375797Yesss him. I know you're excited about him fighting Joshua
Brazzas above middleweight have proven to be gigacans
Mike Thai Beck OralGuay.
>>151375810Well you can live in your own mind or you can just observe and have the real answer. He's an animal
Post times where Nick and Nate did some thug gangster ass shit
>>151375801For me it's Beterbiev, he is a heemer
Kennedy Nezzuhchookewoo
>>151375828One of my favourite boxers. Might bet on him again in the trilogy. He got robbed
Farid Bash a Rat
>>151375826I paid $40 for this photo
Beautiful body shot quit against someone half his size, future 3 sport combat champion!
>>151375846
>>151375851Shut the fuck up. You guys spoil everything. Agit is about be be champion, he's pretty much unbearable so not a bad loss. As little Arslanbek was still learning
Wtf is up with ufc 323? Easily the worst card of the yearAnother merab main event? Really? Ridiculous
>>151375858Just magnificent, post more.He shots are so big, and he always pulls his socks up so high haha, I don't know why. Looks like a medieval English peasant boy from the waist down
Also who cares about size, you are gay
Seriously another merab main eventWe just seen the guy fight a week agoWhat the actual fuck Dana white
>>151375867Send him 2-3 years to kurdistan
What the fuck happened on 323Did they just decide to make the most boring event conceivable?
Someone needs to slap daner aroundNO ONE wants merab vs yan 2Fuck offAlso>PantojaWould rather watch wmma
>>151375871>>151375893Fresh opinion coming at you straight from retard town
>>151375904For Yoga?
>>151375874I prefered his fight against bivol, most title fights this year didn't have the violence these two had, not even the dubois fight, it felt like they were trying to take each other's heads
>>151375921So hyped up to see merab beat cans he already fought against for the third time if the year!!!! Kys
>>1513758827 inches isn't big
>>151375846Props on having 40 dollars
Famous can Petr Yan
>>151375927You can't even let this guy touch you. Jesus. Have you heard about the gym stories? People genuinely won't soar him.I lost money on him so I didn't enjoy that fight kek. It was how all boxing should be at that level though, most simply aren't fulfilling the requirements
Merab vs Volk is the fight to make.
You just know Merab has got an absolutely gigantic weiner.
>>151375969Volk is so much bigger, he'd easily ragdoll him
>>151375927Beterbiev vs Benavidez would have been interesting. Artur will likely retire after the 3rd Bivol fight.
Umar should walk out to trapped in the drive thru
Famously big man Alexander Volkanovski
>>151375984Yes but have you accounted for the fact that Volk is a bum and Merab is the GOAT?
>>151375962Just realised my English brother was messing with me
>>151375996Volk is very very bulky
>>151375997Volk is not a bum. Merab admitted that Topuria would dust him in under a round and the size difference with Islam would be laughable
would love to see paul felder, brendan fitzgerald and jon anik on a ppv commentary desk
Why did Dana take a shit and turned it into ufc 323
>>151376029Nah what is volk cookin
Yeah mean just put two fucking whole fillets cooked medium rare on a burger why not
Volkenburger.
Are we really sure Volk is that much bigger
Those staked didn't even look medium rare they looked like the fucking cow was still mooing
>>151376073Incredibly homosexual post
If you don't want cold raw ass stake with pickled jalapenos on a shitty seed bun with lettuce from a salad bag you're gay
If you complain about steak being 'too raw' you are indeed gay
>>151376112We don't sign our posts here.
Merdab should be cut
Brick burger
>>151376118If you want to make people laugh you're going to have to do a big better than that
Merdab should be raped
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