teams: england: pic relatedliterally who: literally who?
>>151377210sanchingz got 3 baby mommas trying to get some money off him nowAND one tranny called cocaina (im not joking)
time to dab on these pathetic shitters
England fans get stabbed by some paki then sing a fruity oasis song
>>151377210>konsa>spence>rogersliterally not good enough for the england first team
Yakub approves of this match
>Kane's backPrepare your arses for a dreary 1-0, followed by more whinging about atmosphere from are Tommy Tuckle
>>151377210what's the score?
>>151377248lewis skelly isnt even good enough for the england u21 team
>>151377246>tfyou should know better than anyone that pakistani/indian/bangladeshis are soft as shit
>>151377249i praise him daily for creating me
aaaaaarsenal aaaaaaaaarsenal aaaaaaaarsenal
>>151377293you stealing chelsea songs now
>>151377302well we tried making our own and came up with north london forever so its probably for the best
AND ITS [POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE][POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE] FCWE'RE THE GREATEST TEAM IN FOOTBALLTHE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
>>151377313not even a north london clubgrim
>emma lost for the 4th time in a rowkek>>151377320HELLO! HELLO!WE ARE THE [POST-INDUSTRIAL SHITHOLE] BOYSdidnt ask..
>>151377332
>>151377210lads this team is literally shitthere are 3 good players in the starting 11i thought this was our year?
>>151377354>no bellingham>no foden>no palmer>no rashfordits an improvement
have wales, ireland and scotland already qualified for this WC?Qualifying is so easy nowadays i dont pay attention until the real thing starts
>>151377377NO SAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>>151377377same, we secured our spot long ago, was surprised to find other teams still scratching and clawing
>>151377348I hate her so much it's negatively influencing my opinion of all Brits.
>>151377393shes half romanian half chinese and was born in canada dont blame us
mason greenwood, joint top scorer in ligue one last season with ballon d'or winner ousmane dembele, should be recalled into the england squad
>>151377377need asian wife
>>151377392even mexico can somehow qualify and theyre dogshit
plss saaar...english roses....
>>151377413I will never forgive the jews for what they did to her
>>151377377Seriously though why don't Indians just wash themselves and stop shitting in the street? Not asking the world here
>>151377436heres a live video feed from north london
>>151377413lol only after watching some Trailer Park Boys clips recently did I realize that was Ricky's kid.
>>151377449>'seriously though why dont fish throw their lungs in the bin and just breathe air, not asking the world here'
>>151377458i will now go to north london and make more proper bri'ish
>>151377251>more whinging about atmosphere from are Tommy TuckleEngland are away so I doubt it.
>>151377458the food checks out
>>151377458what the fuck is in that bowl? dirt??
>>151377497that's a full english if you can believe it
>>151377458Imagine having sex with this girl, imagine pumping a massive load of sperm directly into her womb as she wraps her thin arms around your neck welcoming more of your sperm for her enjoyment.
>>151377509full english breakfast is peak, lil bro
any latvian anons going to join us?
>>151377458>Happier than I'll ever be with all my first world comfortsIndustrialization was a mistake
>>151377537Comfy as fuck
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Finland again Grandpapa' one child begs.'No, no! The legendary brace vs Norrth Macedonia!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Albania...Grandad..G-Grandad?'The rocking chair creaks to a halt.A serene expression is on your face and all of Kane's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His World Cup hat trick against Panama, The legendary double in Volgograd. That tap in against Kosovo. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Kane.'
>>151377520ya sure if you've got four hands, two stoves, three hours to waste in the morning and 150 dollars to spend on a breakfast sure
>>151377547doesnt workhe won the golden boot at a world cup while rooney has fewer world cup goals than john stones
>>151377549>150 dollarsyou dont need to drink champagne with your breakfast thats just for posh cunts
>>151377549>tp>tf
Christ they suck.
>>151377593so they're gonna win
>>151377593Sherlock Holmes over here.
>>151377549fat sheila does me a full english for a fiver at me local cafe
>>151377593quietly confident we get a draw
whos up for a cheeky slurper 1-1 for 80 minutes then 2 late goals?>>151377616why are all our women so fat nowadays. i miss the size 0 era unironically
might watch deal or no deal instead to be fair
>>151377616I'd give fat sheila a full english
>>151377640>itv has an entire quiz channelhas ''free''view gone too far?
>>151377644course you would thats your bread and butter
>>151377664i should go to okinawa or hawaii one of these days
FUCK ENGLAND
>>151377640Deal or No Deal is the stupidest show ever. There's literally no strategy involved, it's just dumb luck and everyone making gay comments to each other before they open their boxes.
>>151377683Maybe one day.
>>151377698The show could be over within 5 minutes, but gotta drag it on for an hour.
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY
>>151377636Damn fat sheila looks like that? I'd eat there every day
>>151377719>ywn climb inside the mr blobby suit and fuck the qt inside while the show is going onwhy even live
>>151377719
name a latvian football player
>>151377616how fat is this aussie waitress of yours?
>>151377777
Negru
>>151377777Based
>>151377777well done youve ruined the thread
>>151377719what the actual fuck is this
>>1513777777 goal thriller incoming.
>>151377777sigh..*upvotes*
>>151377348She's a disgrace.
>>151377777COOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>151377777basedfuck jannies
>>151377806wasn't interested until I saw the belly button piercing, what a game changer
>>151377837you know thats a dwarf
>>151377846zoomers have normalised dwarf/midget pornmidget is one of the top tags on porn sites nowadays
>>151377856grim
>>151377777Well done lad
>>151377846thats the appeal
come onlatvia
>>151377846>>151377856when my wife got pregnant i asked the doctor what the odds were of the baby being a midget he said not to worry only a small chance
>>151377846speaks to the power of the belly button piercing I guess
was watching a little of the brazil japan friendly earlier and half the thread was watching along with anime vtbuersit was very strange
>>151377777tik a boo son
>>151377846Erm, it's little person now.
>>151377878what even qualifies as a dwarf, 5'6 and under for men?
latvia have a nice flag i like the off centre stripe and the unique colour over shadowed by their neighbour estonia having a better flag albeit but still one of the best in europe
>>1513779055'8" and under
proper pagan thismight sacrifice a goat after the game
i love england :)
latvia's national anthem sounds like that scene in a film when all the good guys get killed off at the end of the 2nd act
>>151377905>>151377940send me a link to your 'cord, I have some ideas of my own
Other national anthems are too long desu
>tfw ugly>try tinder>only girls that want me are pakistani>theyre all 8/10+ but im not into race mixing or indian girlsits so joever
>>151377963Just accept them bro, nothing wrong with creampie an Indian girl
>latvia's anthem
is chase a rich person thing or something, sounds american to me, never heard of it heredunno why they would sponsor english football on itv
>>151377963get a indian girl
this match has cagey 1-0 written all over it
>>151377963Get into tying broads up and whipping them.The one's that are into that don't judge men on their looks, only on their whipping and roping skill.
>>151377963Mate, literally go out with one and make her do British East India Company roleplay.
>>151377971>>151377978>>151377984GTFO he's not a pervert
>>151377963the white fever epidemic amongst indians is going too far. i see inbred looking guys with model tier indians all the time now
Is Englel's left back situation that dire? I rate Lewis-Skelly but he's barely had a look in this season behind Calafiori.
you lads think the jeet girls will actually meet up with ugly anon? they probably just like the ego boost of whites swiping on them
>Spence converted to Islam just so he could be the first Muslim NT playerremember when people used to convert to religions that they found most appealing?
>both teams have a foreign mercenary managerState of em
>>151378011hes an andrew tate muslim not a real one
>>151377777whoa
tommy tickle's barnet looking weird
>>151378014forens out. we have plenty of world class english managers to pick fromuncoil the coyle
>offsideKane ruined it again.
>harry mong
>>151378046saka was offside before m8
>>151378024his full name is also Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence kek
>>151378054yeah I saw the replay. state.
Every time I see england passing it right to left across the cbs I want to stop watching
>>151378058>Hotep
did you lads see spence's trousers the other day?
>11 men behind the ball counter attacking againFuck off it's so boring, do your fans like seeing you do this?
>>151378058problem, edomite?
>>151378085i edomite heem you if you're not careful lad
bvsed away crowd
>>151377977They're a challenger bank. Unlike traditional banks which are supposed to have physical high street branches you can walk into (although in practice you can't do this because they all get shut down and they're only open when people are busy working), these new waves of bank are managed completely digitally (usually via apps or websites).
very strange kegs
>crowd mocking Tuchellmao based. moaning BASTARD
just stuck a tenner on latvia to win 1-0dead cert
>>151378103Did I hear there's 2,500 there? Not bad.
TOMMY TOOSHOOLS BARMAY ARMAY!
has poo smellingham been frozen out or something?
>>151378111Looking like PS2 game characters.
>>151378111bit like a sleeping bag
>>151378112what did they say?
>>151378120Riga's a comfy day out tbf
>YOUR SUPPORT IS FUCKING SHITLmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao>>151378113post the receipt then.
>>151378103God bless Ryanair for the cheap flights to Riga
>>151378134we'll sing when we wantare we loud enoughsomething like that
>>151378138>post the receipt then.oh, but i did
>>151378136Yeah I'd like to visit Latvia and Estonia.
Kane's a bit shit, should replace him like the rest of the squad
>>151378134they're singing>WE'LL ONLY SING WHEN WE WANT TOand>ARE WE LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?plus>>151378138
>>151378111I wish I could be so carefree to not worry about staining the bottom of my trousers.
>>151378158i dont even like wearing white tshirts
>>151377348what is wrong with her face? Inbred paki genes?
Another fucking sitter missed by Kane. I literally yelled so loud. HOW IS HE MISSING THAT.
>>151378122Bellingham has become a proper cunt since going to Madrid, apparently a lot of the squad dislike him and his attitude, wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't play for Tuchel much at all to be honest, he fucking hates that shit
>>151378158wore this size jeans in the 90s, nightmare if it rains because it soaks half way up to your knees
>>151378172yes
>>151378175that bloke is a paid fan, was cheering france in 2018.
>>151378011Cannot fathom why any literate person would convert to Islam of all religions.
>>151378186he's also gay
>>151377393>>151377813>>151378172
No idea why I subject myself to this slop everytime
>>151378186>>151378197explains why i saw him in the man u crowd last season
>>151378225>>151378231based
>>151377458face filter
Lee Dixon is the most annoying commentator - and that’s saying something. He’s talking about Latvia like they’re San Marino, which is ironic because he was at fault for the goal we conceded against San Marino in the 90s
>>151378225
>>151378225>>151378231tragic selection of slags
wait, emma lost AGAIN?holy shit
>AnderSHITEvery fucking game I think 'this time it will be different' and as usual, 11 men behind the ball with counter-attacking and England can't jhit the target, can't score sitters.
>>151378238Woah, when did she get them hangers?
>>151378243beaut. wife her i'm gonna
>>151378241i like him, hes one of the few who admits he doesnt wanna be there and shits on the teamsreminds me of based lawrenson from back in the day
>>151378193we got an earth rocker over here
>spacka
>rogers>can't even fucking hit the ballthis is so boring and infuriating.
>>151378186i said this guy was evil the minute i heard him speak 4 years agoi should genuinely be a judge
stop whinging you fannys
>>151378231wait, thats not emma!
>>151378277>this is so boring and infuriatingEngland under every manager since Hoddle
>>151378268>wife her i'm gonnaBased stroke poster
>>151378270the co-commentator needs to be a cynical sarcastic wanker i agree.
I HATE SMELLY HE IS SO SHIT TAKE HIM OFF AND NEVER PLAY HIM AGAIN
>>151378241No he wasn't, it was Stuart Pearce.
>>151378309this but unironicallyhes weakmind AF too
I might actually just go to bed and find out the score in the morning
Jaden Philogene would have had a hattrick by now.
>>151378317>pxlick
>>151377837>>151377846Was fine with allat but then I saw the tattoo and lost interest
>>151378243
>>151378317phwoar proper fairground that
>gordon
Skelley playing shit
>Gordon
>>151378324wasnt remotely ironic but glad you agree
>>151378317Fair too white for my tastes, only one muzzie present, where is your diversity?
>>151378340love our katies
>>151377777Checked
>>151377806God bless LA Ink and Pawn Stars for sneaking Suicide Girls into their cast list.
>>151378340Wa wa wee wa mmmm
>>151378357Can confirm my beautiful Hull is very white.
>>151378340>mid feetPass
>>151378317>hullthoughts on Welly?
>>151378363Mhmm
>>151378373 I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>>151378357don't you ever get bored of being as autistic as you are?
>>151378412you think thats bad, wait til you meet the format autist and dave
Fuck we're shit today
>>151378411>and this is my son fat fuck
>gordoncan't even keep it in the fucking pitchthis is so fucking miserable. i'd love for a big andy carrol or crouuchy to just spam crosses to because this is misewrable
>>151378436>today
One-footed inverted wingers were a mistake.
Does the squad practice utterly shit and aimless waist high crosses all day because we're pretty fucking good at them
Why is Gordon getting shit ITT when its clearly Skelley shitting up the attack
>>151378434Worst form I’ve ever seen for a dumbbell row in my life. Her right thigh is getting more of a workout than anything elseI would rape this silly woman
i miss when we had stuart downing and adam johnson on the wings
>>151378471
>>151378469might help if you watched the game and saw him unable to control balls, dribble or shoot. just a thought lad.
>>151378469probably gooners thinking theyre safe outside their containment thread for an england game
Spence is so wank
>>151378479Might help if you wasnt a faggot
>>151378469people expect something from the goblinskelley is so bad that him being bad isnt worth mentioning
>>151378434More effort Katie.
>>151377777Jannies are trannies
>>151378474Downing was great both for England and Boro. We don't talk about Adam Johnson
>>151377806midge
surely half time is coming up soon this half is taking forever
>Gordon literally takes multiple shots and blazes them outside of the stadium>can't dribble properly>NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S THIS PLAYERS FAULT I'M NOT OBSESSED IT'S ALL YOU OBSESSED [Club fan] WHO HAVE YOUR LYING EYES DECEIVING YOUNo, I won't stop shitting on a player for being shit, sorry.
>>151378478>>151378500yeah, that's what i meant to post
>25mins in>Can't score against fucking LatviaDon't think its coming home bros
>>151378527Hi Arsewog
>>151378500>>151378434>that formyou'd be suprised to learn she's a professional athlete if you didnt know
Gordon!
>>151378533gottem
APOLOGISE
>>151378527OHNONONONONONO
Based Dobby
>>151378533???? Skelly is shit too but Gordon is being even worse. So I was rtight on the money you're so weird freak obsessed with club rivalries.
Qatar 2-1 UAE after fucking 15 minutes of extra time
SPEAK NOW FAGGOTS
>>151378396Didn't mind it but I was always a Spiders lad
based gordon read the thread and decided to shut you lot up
>>151378434>>151378500Wish my lower back wasn't fucked, I'm getting mogged by lasses
>>151378537
>>151378529Don't worry, when we shoehorn in Foden and Bellingham we'll be guaranteed to be knocked out by Belgium in the round of 16.
FLASH GORDONWORLD CUP WINNERS 2026
>>151378527SILENCE ARSEWOG
AW will be seething over that one lmao
>>151378554>freakhi dave
I apologise to Gordon. But he has been shit until that goal.
>>151378554Gordon just scored, Arsewog.
>>151378565That doesn't look strenuous at all. What's the point?
>>151378527umm
>God save the QueenDamn retards in the crowd
arsewogs literally have their own safe space on /sp/ because they're too fragile to talk to anyone else
>>151378595in fairness who changes the words of a song after 70 years
>>151378591yeah, horsing heavy weight with bad form is better than fannying about with light weights and strict technique
>>151378595So Camilla isn't worth protecting?
are balts just not into footy? i always associate them with hockey and basketball
Scoring against Latvia is not impressive or noteworthy
KEEP ALL EMMA RELATED POSTS IN HERE PLEASE>>151374494>>151374494>>151374494
>>151378595
I see the Welsh child rapist is seething in this thread too.
>dave shitting up england match threads now that arsenal players are getting picked againgrim
>>151378615bit like ur life lad lmao
>>151378622Dave doesn't exist schizo
>>151378622trvth nvke
>>151378615>noteworthyIt is quite noteworthy if England win this game, because they'll top the group and are heading to the world cup.
>>151378621>Welsh child rapist? what?
>>151378591The woman in the one you replied to will be activating and promoting more muscle growth in the targeted areas than the dumb bitch lugging the weight 2x as heavy in the other webms but mainly using her thigh muscles to do so
Serious Q - with these slow VAR reviews where play continues... if you scored then VAR awarded a pen, does that goal also get rolled back?
I member when Latvia took part in the 2004 Euro, where they managed a 0-0 draw with Germany. My uncle shouted "COME ON LATVIA" during that game.
>>151378641dave
Gordon scored a goal? Fuck me maybe Tommy Tuchel isn't a fraud
Harry Kane score a goal
>>151378641There is a Welsh paedophile who has a weird obsession of hate against Arsenal. For years he shitposts about them. He tried to rape his underage niece but only managed to sexually abuse her before he was stopped by his sister. He got out of any punishment by stating he was autistic and didn't understand what he was doing. He got expelled from the family home until he was let back in (and rewarded his mother's forgiveness by punching the walls for some reason). On top of that, getting laughed at my an e-girl whore and insulted by Nigel Farage.
>>151378605More effort Emma.
Rashford would already be on a hattrick
>>151378591Get attention for bending over and lightly brushing the weight against their knocker
>>151378479bet you feel like a right twat now
Lewis-Skelly should be nowhere near the England national team. Beckham-style red card waiting to happen.
>>151378676>not even full range of motionNo wonder she always quits
All character posters should kill themselves
>>151378662that doesn't explain anything>>151378672that does. grim of grim.
>>151378657ok dr kike
>>151378672Miss Aisha dearly
>>151378676
>>151378671love her and her big breasts
>>151378693Good post
>>151378641he's back from the dead to haunt /sp/
>>151378676thats the exact motion i'd do with my hips if i were behind her
>>151378672>weird obsession of hate against Arsenalyou sure this isnt just some weird schizo character in your head AW, because thats how it sounds
Arsewog thinks he's much cleverer than he is
What are we all gonna do when Keir Stasi blocks 4chan in 2 months?
>>151378658no u silly>>151378659Marian Pahars was underrated
>>151378715>>151378719trvthnvke
>>151378725>politics politics politicsOh do fuck off, I'm trying to watch some shit football
>>151378605>>151378676>>151378697Enough with these weak women, here's an actual hot athlete
>>151378725revolt
>>151378713190s back?
I'll take /tennis/ in this thread over those /epl/ weirdos.
>>151378725>2 monthssauce?also just go to 8chor get a free vpn
>>151378725cant even use a vpn can you? guess ill be checkmated and have to go elsewhere
Serbia losing 1-0 to Andorra.
God johnny pebbles is so goodhaving to go back to declan shite is going to hurt
>>151378725Yeah thats gonna suck. Will miss posting with you fags
>kane
Swear every time I natural squat my natural gait gets fucked for days
>>151378725We've been living on borrowed time since the online safety act nonsense came into effect
/gladiators/ next month
what are they saying>tuchel tuchel give us a ???
>>151378760>or get a free vpnYou can't post with a VPN on 4chan. View it, sure. But they're blocking it because Gook refused to respond to questions or some shit. And Sharty reported it saying it hosted CSAM.
>>151378754basedBIG MILKERS!
>>151378725If I'm still alive in two months I'll fucking kill myself.
>>151378748More condition pls.
>>151378766ah but of coursewe needed at least one match to fuck my acca up
>>151378789i post here with a vpn all the time..
>>151378785Give us a Song!
>>151378789you can if you're a gold member
Isn't 180 also a tranny now?
>>151378781Yeahhhhh buddy. Except, Diamond, Athena Sabre and Legend will be missing in action so its gonna be shitshow
>>151378789>You can't post with a VPN on 4chan.4chan pass allows for VPN posting.So even if one were to use a free VPN, they'd still have to cough up $20 for a 4chan pass.
ON OUR WAYON OUR WAAAAAY
>>151378803Then your VPN provider isn't blocked or you bought a 4chan pass.
>>151378808>i literally can't stop thinking about trannies every single dayYou should speak to your GP, mate.
>>151378806>>151378821would kill the number of brits here though making it pointless if you want to talk about english football
>>151378808the signs of what?every tranny ive seen is sub 5'10
wish gordon was this good for >us
>>151378838Don't worry I'm sure Farage will repeal it, he promised too! Politicians don't lie, do they?
Had Kane to score in my bet
>>151378810did a cum to diamonds Instagram a couple of days ago
>>151378725Ghost post in the archives.
>>151378810why are they all MIA?
>>151378725Maybe the blue boards will be safe but who knows with this fucking joke of a government.They should at least let us have the circus even if we're barely affording the bread. Its like they're trying to start a revolution
>>151378779He could just split 4chan up again. 4chan losing UK traffic will kill it lmao. 25% of the traffic.
>tfw i log in on a vpn to view /mug/ once a week
>anderson
>>151378887>Maybe the blue boards will be safe but who knows with this fucking joke of a government.4channel was abandoned so that's unlikely.
>>151378887>we're barely affording the breadeven that theyre fucking with
>>151378867All injured mate. Legend tore his bicep and all the girls had ACL tears
>>151378863Basically hoping for a penalty
NEVER DOUBT
>>151378907women really need to do something about their knees
>>151378896Won't be the same without >us posting.
>>151378863KANNEEE!
>>151378863OHNONONONONONO
Cheeky Kane goal.
>>151378905I too get all my news from down the pub.
HERE I AM ROCK YOU LIKE A HARRY KANE
b-but /sp/ told me he was a penalty and tap-in merchant
Typical 25 yard tap in from Kane.
EZ
>>151378947with his left foot
HARALD HARALD HARALD
Gordon Banks-like save.
>>151378919>female type pubic hair patternwtf, how are our pubes different in pattern?
>>151378939What? You cannot offer free refills for any sugar/calorific drink any more. This isn't 'news down the pub' it's legislation as of 1st of October.
>>151378863Hope you got your Money's worth!
>>151378965They don't get them on their balls
Penalty for England lads
wasnt even watching what was that
>>151378939Same in Nandos.
>>151378917Pen incoming>>151378927>>151378928>>151378983Love Kane
>>151378991Yanked Kane down. Watch Kane miss.
Soft penalty but meh.
>>151378990here we go Harry (p)ane
>>151378968>You cannot offer free refills for any sugar/calorific drink any more.FATTIES SEETHING
Kane will miss anyway so who cares.
>>151379011fatties say they barely eat anything and drink diet drinks whilst having 3 dinners and snacks in between
good pen tbf
NEVER. IN. DOUBT.
is kane better than rooney?
What a marvellous penalty kick from England's very own Sir Harold (p)ane
Comfy
>>151379003>>151379030you lads know whomst sir harry is? why would you even post such nonsense
>>151379044He's certainly done better in major tournaments than Rooney.
How could you drink a litre of Coke anyway?Sugar free, fair enough. But that much Coke would make me boak
What shall I get lads
>>151379059I have a pint of Cherry Coke every day Should I cash out lads??
>>151379059Statistically speaking, three glasses of Coke are more unhealthy than three lines of cocaine.
>>151379059>boak
>>151379084Koala and Penguin looking like top lads to me
>>151379044Yes, the only reason it's even a debate is because Kane wasted most of his career at Spurs which results in him being underrated.
>>151379084the pow glove
>>151379091incase latvia get more corners? dont be silly
>>151379119What if England sit back in the 2nd half?
>>151379011It's to fix the fatties, but instead of punishing people who can perform some measure of control, you should just have a tax on a fat people. They have to pay higher tax to cover infrastructure, healthcare and so on. If you're above 35 BMI and have no medical reason for it, you should have to pay more tax. That'll get people to stop being fat. Making Fatty McFat who is addicted to coke pay another £5 for a glass of coke won't stop making them fat because it's the PERSON that is the problem, not the drink. But hey I'm sure the government will love it, extra money for no work.I find it hilarious how the government looked at Brave New World and 1984 and went 'man that shit is weak, we can do it far worse'.I wish I had a bit more than £500k to my name so I could leave this shithole of a place.
>>151379115I get a milkshake from Wimpy.Also I love Wimpy a lot.
>>151379115please can we stop talking about politics and talk about football?just bc it's half time doesn't mean y'know
>>151379084Some friends to talk to rather than posting in here sadcase.
ive seen enoughtommy tuckle in
>>151379084Mario of course
Halftime gyaldem
>>151379148*outlaws football*
Its a peasant tax to stop poor people becoming a hindrance on the NHS.You can still have more than 1 Coke but you have to pay for each drink.
>>151379084please can i have a panda, babe?
halftime spooky images...
>>151379149We are his friends
>>151379142just move to the based carribeanit costs 100k of property investment to get citizenship and everything costs like 10p so youre a millionaire. and theres no rules and 25c every day
>>151379142>I find it hilarious how the government looked at Brave New World and 1984 and went 'man that shit is weak, we can do it far worse'.You haven't read either book.>I wish I had a bit more than £500k to my name so I could leave this shithole of a place.You could very comfortably start a new life abroad with less than 10% of that.
>>151379142>you should just have a tax on a fat people.i can only agree
>>151379141England will 'sit back' in the Latvia half
>>151379142I can assure you that no-one at a healthy weight is going for multiple soft drink refills with their meal. As silly as the change seems, this is a change that will only affect fat cunts.
>>151378725Depends how they implement the block desuIf it's blocked the same way piracy sites are "blocked" then setting an alternate DNS will be enough to bypass it
>>151379169
kane if i had a gf you could put it in herbut i think that pen was a bit silly who tf cares if some bloke exposed your tummywummy bitch
>>151379164The issue is the entire system is built around being poor. If you're poor, you get assistance all the way. Have a stroke but have no money and need care? Paid for by the NHS. Have a stroke but have scrimped and saved all your life and have a £300k house? Sorry, you gotta sell it to pay for your care. Work all your life, pay taxes all your life, have two kids and want to leave them your money? Sorry, can't do that. 50% has to go to the tax man :)
>>151379084baz darkyear
>no manchester united players in the team>winengland will win the world cup if there are none of these cancerous fucks in the squadremember the fergie era mongs started the cliques
>>151379182The second-half is guaranteed to be a borefest. Probably no goals at all.
>>151379183it depends, if i get a glass of anything with my meal its usually like 200ml or something, i need atleast 2 refills of a 200ml drink if im eating out, thats like 3 gulps
>>151379182Based
>>151379203>rooney>rio>scholes>carrickna, just na senpai>
>>151379183Never been anywhere that does refills except water
>>151379174why haven't you done that?
>>151379197With respect to Kane give how he breaths normally god know what he sounds like mid orgasm
>>15137920050% has to go to the tax man :)I wish inheritance tax was that high and that it started lower.
>>151379200Nobody pays for NHS in UK
>>151379213i agree with youbut carrick was kinda shit. even hargreaves milner gareth barry was better than him
>>151379221you've never been to a toby carvery?
maybe i should enter that competition, mr itv...
>>151379177>You could very comfortably start a new life abroad with less than 10% of that.Yeah I could go live in a shithole on £50k, sure. But a proper first world country? Nope. £500k isn't enough. Afaik you need £800k to be able to go to say, Australia (not a good example as they rival us for retard laws) without having a job already lined up. USA is the same. Canada is the same. You need huge sums of money unless you got a job already lined up OR a degree that is always in demand (say, medical degree).>>151379183Depends on the meal t b d e s u.
>>151379221based pizza hut do itsovl
>>151379231if you need care after a stroke and have a house is what he said
>>151379213>pooney>the bloke with fewer wc goals than john stonesterrible ball knowledge
>>151379238Not for a while no
>>151379220what children's book does this remind me of? i was born in the mid 90s if that helps
>>151379191
>>151379249canada is even more expensive, is even colder has even softer laws, and has even more browns than hereand you have to share it with the french
>>151379213all of those players were shit for england
>>151379266mr happy
>>151379231Everybody pays for it, retard. It's paid via tax. But round the clock care post stroke is not paid for by the NHS UNLESS you cannot afford it yourself. So they will take your money until it is gone and then the NHS covers it.You can do a 30 second google search to find this out.
only stroke im finna have is on nhentai later
>>151379249Eastern Europe. Go bulgaria
>>151379290hahaha what categories haha
>>151379249>a proper first world country?If you're complaining about England and Australia then you're not going to be much happier in America or Canada.>You need huge sums of money unless you got a job already lined up OR a degree that is always in demand (say, medical degree).With half a million pounds you could get any qualification you want unless you're clinically retarded.
>>151379290hope you have verified your identity first citizen
>>151379249>USA, Oz, canadaWould rather be here than those
>>151379275It's just an example on how 'first world' nations have retarded liquid cash requirements to turn up without a job already in place or a accepted degree. USA is really the only place with 'reasonable' laws and at least you can pick where you go and the ethnic makeup and all that.
>>151379256Yeah well I didn't read it
>>151379278>Rooney shit for England>Is Englands second all time top goal scorer having only recently been dethroned by Kane as the top
>>151379266
>>151379290isn't that site completely blocked now for us?
>tfw remembering someone last week seething at the gubment on /sp/ because they couldnt get a womb transplant on the NHS
>>151379315hmmm no but thank you that's a good pull
>>151379142>>151334634
>>151379312>USA is really the only place with 'reasonable' lawsgr8 b8 m8
>>151379316use a VPN not that i've tried or anything hahaha
Linnea Quigley in night of the demons
Just tuned in>this stadium has trees instead of fans
Rate my local takeaways meal deal- any 10" pizza- cheeseburger OR chicken burger and chips- can of any soft drink£11
>>151379302America doesn't arrest people with five armed police officers because they mentioned transgender people in a negative light on twitter. America doesn't arrest people for 'being hateful'. I don't want to be able to sling slurs at people 24/7, but stuff like the Online Safety Act make 'dog-piling' on social media a crime and posting any content that causes 'undue distress' gets you a two year prison sentence (and funnily enough Ireland made this law too but made the extra step of even HAVING the content on your devices a crime).
>>151379344shes hot but what kinda name is quigleysounds like some inbred name
>>151379314He was pathetic in every tournament except for 2004. Statpadding to become England's all time top goal scorer against eastern european shitters was an embarrassment. Rooney was an international bottler.
>>151379348Trees are people too.
>>151379348yeah its a kino stadium
>>151379339So... now the VPN provider who tracks your use knows you're gooning to futa?
>>151379354pretty good deal
>>151379355*yet
maybe Tuchel should get an England legend as assistant??would that help his popularity?because the results can't be it
>>151379354feel sick just reading your fat poor person post
>>151379364Ok Zach
>>151379380thats why henderson gets picked
>>151379372Yes I am gonna be very fat soon :)
>San Marino need to lose to have a chance of qualifying for the World CupI love this nonsense qualifying system.
>>151379354pretty good. are you close enough to pick it up? i imagine they try to force a minimum price point for delivery.
>>151379355>America doesn't arrest people for 'being hateful'They quite famously arrest people for less.>stuff like the Online Safety Act make 'dog-piling' on social media a crime and posting any content that causes 'undue distress' gets you a two year prison sentenceI agree it's rather silly, my preferred solution is banning all American social media so everyone can stop being so batshit annoying.
>>151379355Yes it's bullshit butThe US has crazy Israel laws, ICE, gun violence, terrible media, people even more retarded than us, shit work conditions, gangs, and half of it speaks soanish
>>151379390you sure about that
>>151379354>letting strangers touch your food
>>151379377They tried to introduce 'hate speech laws' to USA about two decades ago and it was slapped down with a quote by the judge going along the lines of "You can't force social cohesion in society from the barrel of a gun'.
>>151379369>futa*hags but yes i goon, they goon, we goon shrimple ass
can get a 12 inch pizza from the iranian lads in sunderland for a fiver desupretty litty IIDSMS
>>151379382I get about 60k a year>>151379391£8min order. Delivery is like £2.5 total.
>>151379380I love Tommy T
>>151379412fat and living like a poor person then
Wales had a rat in their game last night.
>>151379410what kind of hags, ill acceptlibrarians, teachers, witches, aunts, and must have glasses
back in the day when Serbia, Andorra, Latvia and Albania were all under the Yugoslav flag this group may have been a genuine challenge (even though it would only have 2 teams in it)
>>151379428
>>151379405Yep. Because they did well in the Nations League.
>>151379428was it at old trafford?**i mean because its got a rat infestation not because bruno has transferred nationalities
>>151379437Look at him go.
>>151379437Scouser on the pitch
>>151379428Bale still plays?
>>151379430you have good taste, brother
>>151379442>>151379452kekaroo
>>151379427I am 83kg but larp as fat :)
>>151379466>kg
KANEJust the 15 goals in eight games...Serbia Hamburg Chelsea Hoffenheim Werder Bremen Pafos Frankfurt Latvia
>>151379478You dont go gym?
*breaks your legs*shant get 1 back
>>151379466what is that in stone?
Completely forgot there are Latvia fans in this stadium desu. They've been silet all night.
Whys everyone rocking the gervinho headband nowadays>>151379496you break it you buy it chump
>>151379430>no mothers
>>151379501About 13
>>1513795011 or 2 large stones
>>151379492>gymim not americantrue englishmen play team sports with friends to stay fit
>>151379501one of those stones Obelix carries around
>>151379437
>>151379507Keeps the hair out of your face if you want to grow it out but it's not long enough to tie it all together. Although in Gervinho's case it was to hide his massive 5head.
>>151379525merci je comprends maintenant
>>151379524circle jerks don't count mate
if you know what your weight is in kg but not stone youre a nonce simple as
>>151379513i cant enjoy direct wincestno sisters or daughters either. got to be one removed like cousin
>>151379524Rugby is rather gay
>>151379480YOUR FARMBOYS ARE TERRIFIED
>>151379527Why does that ferret lay down a Dairylea cheese cover?
GOALLL
E N G L A N D
lollll
kek comedy one
>>151379542every digital scale reads in KG by default nowadaysmaybe its cos theyre all made in china idk
Lel golazo
poor fucker
That's a commically bad own goal. He wasn't even in front of the goal.
>>151379527This has to be AI otherwise I'm having an existential crisis on the consciousness of animals
>>151379409They're passing anti antisemitism laws daily.You know what semite means?Better believe as soon as Ds are back they're gonna use that to go after anyone mentioning muslims.
game overnow what...
>>151379586https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouse_Hunt
ITV haven't updated the goal graphic >:(
If that happened in a womens game you'd never hear the end of it.
Based Gordon getting corners for my bet
>bowen STILL hasnt accepted his fraudulent bald status
>>151379603our womens team would beat latvia 5-0
>>151379617this, and they STILL wouldn't give them equal pay...
>>151379588Battlefield 6
Sudden diarrhea attack lads oh dearMade the toilet
>>151379617Reckon your mum could take 11 men on, the saucy minx.
you see smelly slapping that latvian lad on the arse
>>151379633disgraceful display saar
>>151379449KEK!
>>151379617They've beaten them 20-0 and 10-0 respectively in recent years.
>>151379633Enough time to get a YouTube video sorted though?
>>151379662Umm
>>151379654If the pattern continues our womens team would beat latvia 5-0
>>151379662why do they always hike their skirts up so high?
>>151379662SEXXXXXXXX
Lads can you go 5 minutes without being a nonce
why is england making a lot of goals now?
>>151379657Ofc
>>151379685to tease older men
>>151379704Tuchel is retarded like Southgate We should have 3 trophies by now
>>151379704no southgate
it's Leah for me lads
>>151379701We're the country of Jimmy Saville and Prince Andrew. What do you think?
>>151379685to bait their teachers into exchanging sex for A+ grades
>>151379704Tuchel effect (he is a versatile coach really, unfair that he gets compared to Simeone)
>>151379727Mid but id throat her after 2 pints
>>151379727Well done Leah for bringing it home twice in a row.
>>151379685An advertisement of their fertility.
>>151379727Need her to french kiss Mary Earps and I can die happy
Ah lads the toilet is ruined
theyre just getting corners to annoy that gambling anon
Have realised I don't mind the England NT but I despise English commentary. Just so obnoxious and openly biased
>>151379732Saville is from Leeds not England
>>151379749just shit in the river like everyone else
>>151379705Based. If there's one thing I like about London is the various transport options
>>151379749Talk to this guy >>151379633Maybe he can make you a new one
>>151379759we are like this for all sports desui agree its shit though
>>151379761>t. Ranjesh
Big Dan Burn not playing?
>>151379757Pls no
>>151374494>>151374494NEW
ARISE
not trashford and his weird head ffs
>>151379800On now kidda
>>151379813he really do look like an alien frfr
>>151379772I am that lad it's a crime scene
CAM ON INGERLUND SCORE SUM FACKIN CORNERS
aw they subbed off vape
last 3 shags ive had theyve all called me 'daddy' during sex. im not even older than them. is this some new meme or fetish thats come around?
>>151379857That's code for "pls choke me"
>>151379857>newYou're shagging prossies
>>151379857Haven't has sex in 5+ years. Am I missing anything?
>>151379857Every girl under 25 is pornsick and has a boomer fetish due to growing up watching all the 40 year old boomers in porn banging ''teens'
>>151379852why would aw care?
>>151379857You should call them mommy and see what they do
>>151379880hm?
>>151379881I did this and she made me a packed lunch
>>151379777It's not so much the bias in favour of England it's the ex-player club shit I can't stand
>>151379886I don't know who that is
>>151379904his majesty
What is this phenotype? I am VERY attracted to itAlso, CAM ON ENGLAND.
>>151379923deano-ette
Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace in football?
can we all insult bowen so then he scores and then we post APOLOGISE
>>151379941ange postecoglou?bruno fernandes?
>>151379923it's like someone tried to make a euro girl but only had asian molds and improvised
bowen is a bald fraud
>>151379923Prefer her as a brunette. Can't believe she is a feminist in real life as well as in SEAL Team. Kinda kills any attraction
>>151379941Emiliano Sala fell pretty hard
>>151379941Mo Salah Virgil Van Dyke
>>151379941kobbie mainoopele when he diedis a ref even considered 'grace'
>>151379964wow i like her more now :)
how is bowen even in this squad what are these crosses
>>151379978Palmer and Madueke are injured.
>bowen
>>151379881
Anyone else get random pain in their balls?
Personally dont want Palmer or Bellingham in the squad. We are playing very well without them.
>>151380007this but foden
Remember when everyone had a melty over the "woke" flag on the back of this England kit?
>>151380007this and foden in addition
>>151380007>>151380011this but Kane
>>151380011Oh yeah him tooSick of hearing "we have to fit them all in the team".
>>151379997yes and it's devastating (on account of how big my balls (and my willy for that matter) are)
best in the world vs latviayoull never sing that
>>15138004017 goals scored 0 conceded btw
>>151380022>>151380011i dont care how good he is for pep, foden has been given too many wasted opportunities for england
bowen is shit and will never score in the next 5 minutes
>>151379941Diogo Jota. Completely disappeared this season, he'll need to be careful or his career will turn into a proper car crash at this rate
eze win
HA
GOAL
>>15138005318 goals now :)
NO EZE SCORED WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN QUICK CALL PEOPLE ARSEWOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>151379876WTF went wrong with gen Z in the UK?? all the women have a height/age fetish, all the men have a midget fetish, all the female browns have white fever
>>151380069Fun fact, BBC did an article on 007 and they listed Wirtz as a 007 (though did mention the assist in CS). Apparently Cunha is 007 and some other player I forget who.
>>151380094cunha gonna break the 008 streak vs liverpoolPLEASE GOD BREAK IT OR IM GONNA KMS
>>151380056you're going to kick yourself for your choice of words if you do a little research
>>151380094The 007 joke worked for Sancho because he's English. But since then the joke has just been run into the ground.
Might play some MGS3 soon
>>151380094cunha can barely get minutes at the 15th place team.hes just not built for a big club. wolves should try and buy him back for cheap>>151380122yeah twitter kids got hold of it and ruined it. many such cases
>>151380122You're crying because theyre saying it about a liverpoo player
>england haven't conceded a goal yet in qualify>18:0
>>151380122I dunno senpai.>>151380145If this ends without conceding, doesn't Pickford break the clean sheet record?
>>151380139im a United fan..
>>151380127Im waiting because my mum has bought me Delta for christmas :)
does harold ever score freekicks
>>151380122I just learned it was a James Bond reference so I imagine most people don't really make the connection
harry..
>>151380157Blades mentioned
>KANEHe should have had four.
>>151380145Shit group but I'll take it.
>>151380157based hammer
well boys cant complain with a five nil
>>151374494post match celebration
>>151380190Should have been higher. Kane missed two sitters.
>>151380200weird gimmick this, even for you 190 lad.
>It’s also worth pointing out that this will be 37 World Cup qualifiers without defeat since 2009 … the best current run of any European side.
What makes Mark Pougatch worth hiring?
Foden is the most disrespected player in England by far. Would be levels above Rogers or Saka.
