Nagerbreak is over at last sub-editioncoming up: the return of the bundes, Klassiker edition>Fr., 17.10.D'doof - Braunschweig [18:30 Uhr]H96 - >SchalkeUnion - M'ongbach [20:30 Uhr]>Sa., 18.10.Paderborn - Bielefeld [13:00 Uhr]KSC - K'lauternMünster - DresdenMainz - Leverkusen [15:30 Uhr]Leipzig - HIVWolfsburg - StuttgartHeidenheim - WerderKöln - AugsburgBayern - Dortmund [18:30 Uhr]Bochum - Hertha [20:30 Uhr]
>>151378794Can he save Mongbach?
we watching Italy - Israel?
"hiv" , wir sind im jt thread.
>>151378865Yes>>151378877I prefer HIVtard over JT thread
>>151378902its a bremtard thread
>HIV mong absolutely boiling 24/7you love to see it
>bremer israel shill is missing this Chadnaldo kino classcouldn't b me
Jt = based
>>151379128curse vishnu
151379088cucknaldo is a pathetic little bitch just like you lol
drinking Herrengedecke and listening to ATR
>>151375301See how its starting again? Before yesterday you posted around a month ago saying that you havent been here in years and that it is still the same 5 people posting as a decade ago. Yesterday you said you are only here twice a year and how it is the same 5 people posting and baiting each other. Now you are here the "third time this year" (you probably are here every week btw) and all of a sudden it is 15 regulars and 3 guys circlejerking. You will be here forever btw
>>151379088just watched the replaysI wish we had a knipser like thatimagine Woltemade receiving these balls, don't have to imagine, we saw the Wirtz pass
lol
>>151379825Hollerchad is the closest we've got in a Ronaldo regen, player type wise
>>151380131it isn't going to be someone raised in a DFB academy. be real
>>151380246Unterschichtmongsissies... were all gonna make it
151380246Promi Big Brother participant in less than a decade
>>151380317he has a story to tell
@15138031799% of bundes players would dream of having a Promi Big brother participant worthy career like Basler
>Spainfirst, unbeaten, 15:0>Englandfirst, unbeaten, 18:0>Germany>lost to Slavs, 8:3
beer Bier BEER, the
151380246Ich war niemals ein Star, holt mich hier raus participant in less than two decades
and Woltebitch is going to participate in the Bachelor Gay EditionKEK
>>151381080he's bigger than that alreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YMC-6hNaNM
Why did our national teams get trashed by Japan? Are they retarded or something?
>>151381121Eras come to an end
>>151380372Nowadays it takes much less than Basler's career to end up at Promi Big Brother
>>151381121grudge performance by the little jigger Asano
>>151381179footballer wise? idk there was Odonkor once toohavent watched a promi bb staffel for some years now
>>151381106he comes over as really low iq in that video..
>>151381217In general. I recognise zero so called promis whenever such shows are advertised during half time on Sat 1/RTL
>>151381332most of the time they recycle reality tv people from shows like Bachelor, Love island and the other trash tv
>>151381103lol Woltebitch is gay haha
>>151378291Who the fuck watches Turkey vs Georgia
>>151379634Youre confusing me for someone else you sad little rat. Its not a single person thinking youre a bunch of faggots
>>151381563Kwab>>151381694Probably one of the usual ronnies having a melty after last thread
>>151381788>exact same typing style and seethingof course, you are someone else kek
Brot mit Nordseekäse
>>151381951Again, im sorry, not really, to destroy your Tatort wannabe delusions but i am not the guy youre thinking about.
GuMo
>>151381264>in that video
>>151380310Wirtz has been abysmal this season, not just for Liverpool. He couldn't even bully weak oppononents with the national team. I think something is wrong, he's like a completely different player
Jz 1 Gösser Märzen (8am edition)
>Sechs Spiele, sechs Siege, 18:0 Tore – England als erstes europäisches Team qualifiziertTaktik Fuchs bros
>>151388459nothing is wrongthis is his normal formhis last 2 seasons were ausreißerhe's the next Werner
https://www.abendblatt.de/hamburg/harburg/article410213138/fussball-hamburg-tsv-moorburg-verliert-660-und-schreibt-heldengeschichte.html>the names
>>151390255>schossen diesmal Jaan Garip De Sousa Baptista zehn Tore und Walid Chaaban 17 Tore in nur einer Partie. >sagt Mesopotamien-Trainer Michel Aydogdukekwell yeah, these "people" are unironically missing an important part of the brain that would prevent normal people from doing this when playing vs 5 peoplethe breakfast post should be known by now
Giulia Gwinn
>Trotz der schwierigen sportlichen Situation beim FC Barcelona denkt Marc-André ter Stegen (33) offenbar nicht an einen Wechsel im Winter. Und das könnte auch direkte Auswirkungen auf seine Chancen haben, als deutsche Nummer 1 zur WM im kommenden Jahr zu fahren.
>Bayern München, Real Madrid und Manchester City sind bereits Beobachter – eine ganz konkrete Wechsel-Option könnte sich ihm aber zunächst woanders eröffnen. Sogar eine Kontaktaufnahme soll schon erfolgt sein.>Der FC Liverpool soll einen Transfer-Angriff auf Schlotterbeck planenOh no no no bienchen bros
De Thomas
>Nun bekommt Mesut Özils bewegte Karriere erneut eine große Bühne: Im Bremer Theater feiert am Donnerstag das Stück »Der Zauberer von Öz – eine Fußballtragödie« Premiere.
>>151390797Müller is starting to look more and more like Brazzo lolI imagine he'll come back to Bayern in 2 or 3 years tops to do the exact same thing as Brazzo, hopefully with the same gangster look. That should make negotiations easier
>>151391018Based, bundes meet up?
>>151390576what a pussy whipped loserIstanbul is as nice as Barcelona
>>151392136Nobody wants to live in a muslim shithole, not even turks themselves otherwise they wouldn't come here
>Als Abschluss plant der Verband im Falle einer Qualifikation ein absolutes Highlight. So würde das letzte Testspiel, also die Generalprobe vorm Turnierstart (11. Juni bis 19. Juli), in den USA stattfinden – gegen den Gastgeber.DFB geschmackssicher wie immerWhat if in July the average goyman has worked himself into a rage over America like against Qatar?
>>151392247you're massively overrating germany lol
>>151392275>als abschlußretarded as always from the dfb, there needs to be more than 1 game to get used to the USA climate while playing
>>151391018why tho
>>151390797Just saw a Lisa Müller interview on TV. No wonder he's trying to get rid of her. She is so incredibly fake. The way she talks, her plastic face... wow wtf happened? I don't remember her being like that a few years ago
>>151393173CSU connections
>>151393292t
>>151393292The ironic thing is that she talks like the typical leftie Genau-Gockel. That's their favorite word in the world for some reason. They don't use it to say "exactly", they simply can't build a sentence without saying genau or tatsächlich although it makes absolutely no sense. God I hate these people so much. How did it even start
not satisfied with riding her husband's expensive horses as sport Lisa now wants to cash in on Thomas' name to prove that she is a strong independent womanCSU or perhaps FDP, Lisa will find a way to make life worse for us
>Ein 66-jähriger Deutscher ist am Landesgericht Ried in Oberösterreich wegen Verhetzung, Nötigung und Körperverletzung zu zehn Monaten bedingter Haft verurteilt worden. Dabei handelt es sich um eine Freiheitsstrafe, die drei Jahre zur Bewährung ausgesetzt wurde. Das Urteil ist laut „OÖNachrichten“ noch nicht rechtskräftig.>Nach Darstellung der Staatsanwaltschaft soll der Mann im April 2025 auf einem Wochenmarkt eine muslimische Frau mit Kopftuch zunächst wüst beschimpft und anschließend körperlich attackiert haben. Demnach habe er sie mit den Worten „Scheiß Allah, Scheiß Islam“ beleidigt, sie gepackt und versucht, ihr ein Stück Wurst in den Mund zu schieben. Dabei soll er gesagt haben: „Ich esse Schwein, jetzt isst du auch Schwein.“
>>151394267Most based Ösi in Großdeutschland
>>151382539you are not very convincing
>>151394329>nazi reading comprehension
>Der verurteilte Gewalttäter Jérôme Boateng darf beim FC Bayern hospitieren. Für ihren alten Kumpel sind die Bayern bereit, die eigenen Werte zu verratenColor me surprised
family is a core mia san mia value tho
#miasanbunt#miasanvielfalt#miasanfrauenschläger
first afd politician on a talk show within months, its a 4 vs 1 and they all attack her lmao
yes yes, goooood morning
>>151402007Gluten Morgen
>>151396286Most popular party in Germany btw.
>>15139628640% in Sachsen-Anhalt btw
>oats prevent you from absorbing iron, zinc and calciumjust fuck my shit up.why did no one ever tell me this???
>>151402790and yet they still can’t win a single BürgermeisterwahlKWAB>>151403064>unironically believing this >muh iron, muh calcium nonsense absolute meme
>>151403064Mike phelps spielt im b00n?
>"Hab' nie aufgehört, die Form zu halten": 65-Jähriger glänzt gegen Viertligist GreifswaldAchtligist SFV Nossentiner-Hütte zog sich gegen Regionalligist Greifswalder FC achtbar aus der Affäre. Die eigentliche Attraktion des Landespokal-Duells aber war der 65-jährige Ersatzkeeper des Underdogs
>>151403087Yes, Bremi. 40% are not yet 50%.
>Sachsen-Anhalt has a Bürgermeisterwoah, thx for the info Ronny
>>151402790>40% AfDeppenthank god I live in a civilised bundesland
Eating onion soup. Want to buy a Kürbis later and try some Schnitzterey. Nerver made a scary Kürbis face before
>>151404017print of a photo of your face and glue it on
>>151404017Don't forget to roast your Kürbis (with some olive oil and salt) in the oven unless you want to be one of those guys that make Kürbis soup once and never again because there is no flavor
>Ex-Trainer Jürgen Klopp kann Spiele seines ehemaligen Vereins Borussia Dortmund noch immer nicht unvoreingenommen und neutral anschauen. "Ich möchte, dass Dortmund gewinnt", sagte der 58-Jährige vor dem Bundesliga-Gipfeltreffen des BVB mit dem deutschen Fußballmeister FC Bayern am Samstag (18.30 Uhr/Sky) in München bei RTL/n-tv. "Ich möchte, dass Dortmund immer gewinnt. Außer wenn sie gegen Leipzig spielen, ansonsten sollen sie gerne immer gewinnen."UHMMM BIENCHENBRUDIS...?!
>>151404453>"Ich möchte, dass Dortmund immer gewinnt. Außer wenn sie gegen Leipzig spielenembarrassing sell-outthat Neger has earned over 200 million and he still sells his soul to say shit like that
>>151404453Mainz bros??
can >our bois defend the world cup title?
>Mittelfeld/Angriff
>>151404857>Neger/Moslemtake your pick
>>151404838>6 actual germans
>>151404908
>>151404838
>>151404965Based kodi
tick tock
>>151405799>Me cozily chilling right over the boarder in comfy ösiland
>>151405799Their number just keeps going up
what's jt doing in austria
>>151406163*Sips red bull in ur're path*
>>151403064Just do overnight oats to prevent this from happening.
>>151395543Only linke Luschen and Alexander Gauland are angry about this.
>>151404838where is squirrel? :(
>>151407236what if I want to eat them before going to bed?
GuMo Auge might be the hardest motherfucker left
GuMowanted to post that picture, too
>>151407519You don't need to literally have them sit overnight you dummkopf. It's just a matter of waiting hours so ensure that you make „overnight" oats im morgen
hannover auswärts?! isn brett....
>>151417770Schalke bros we are sooooo going up
>>151417058>not a single Neger or SandnegerProblematic.
>AfD 21%, Grüne 20% in BaWüOh, good. The Wessis, slow as they are, are beginning to get it.
>>151418105>doesn't actually show the last frame before contactOh, Tom..
GuMo, finally international break is over and I get to see my Stuttgart afain
>>151418116reminder that tom is a based ossi
Potsdam is a Wessi town
>Der Klassiker
>>151418640>Reus>Lewandowski>Bellingschinken Seniorwtf are they doing?
>>151418640Thunderbros...
>>151418794That pic is from 2021
>Der ehemalige Top-Trainer, der seit Beginn des Jahres als „Global Head of Soccer“ bei Red Bull tätig ist, bekommt nun einen weiteren Posten. Die Deutsche Fußball Liga (DFL) gab am Donnerstag bekannt, dass Klopp zukünftig Mitglied einer neu ins Leben gerufenen Expertengruppe wird.>In der DFL-Mitteilung heißt es: „Inhaltlich wird sich die Expertengruppe unter anderem mit der Ausbildung und Integration von Talenten sowie der Weiterentwicklung von Club-Standards und -Strukturen auseinandersetzen. Erste Ergebnisse sollen im Frühjahr 2026 in den Liga-Gremien und anschließend mit allen 36 Clubs besprochen werdenCan Kvltkloppo save German football?
>>151418892We have sunk so low since then...
>Der Deutsche Fußball-Bund hat Innenverteidiger Finn Jeltsch (19) vom VfB Stuttgart und Alexander Staff (17) von Eintracht Frankfurt mit den Fritz-Walter-Medaillen in Gold in den Altersklassen U19 und U17 ausgezeichnet
>>151418955good picks
>>151418955Stange clears desu
>Barcelona are interested in Bundesliga striker Fisnik Asllani to replace Lewandowski.>His price would be less than €30m.
God damn what an 000ting Friday bundes game to look forward to
>>151419844How does this joke club even dare to look at new players when they still owe countless clubs over 220m for their current players including 20m for Lewandowski?Not to mention the 2 billion debt for all the other shit
>>151419889>you must follow ze financial rules
>>151419900My point is you must be retarded to sell a player to Barcelona at this point
>30m for Asllani>retardedthat's more than what BVB paid for Beier. also overpriced but Beier had a better track record
>>151419937and born two months apart lel
>>1514199372 completely different players
sofuckingback
>>151419889They just make up another 17 year old super talent that is the next MessiRonaldo and worth at least 50 Billion € - yet you can't find a single team on this planet that shows any interest nor any legit offer ever for such super talentsBusiness as usual, they do that for 20+ years.
>>151420006Did you see the reports about PSG arabs promising to go all out on Yamal and do everything possible to sign him? I wouldn't even be surprised if they bid 300m next year and Barca having to cave in because they can't afford to pay Messi wages again. Messi has already ruined them financially
>Am 6. November empfängt England-Klub Aston Villa in der Ligaphase der Europa League Maccabi Tel Aviv. Knapp drei Wochen vor der Partie verkündete der Verein aus Birmingham, dass Fans des israelischen Klubs beim Spiel nicht dabei sein dürfen.
>>151420105But thats so he plays in Saudi Arabia next to penaldo and other washed up ex stars. This is not a serious offer, more like a polite "How much for 1 Farcelona pls?" buy-out proposal.
>>151420122why wasn't BILD outraged like that when Eintracht fans got b& from Napoli?
>>151420158because Crackfurt assis deserved it unlike the Jewish fans
>>151420183those same Maccabi ultras chimped out in Amsterdam only last year
>>151420140No, PSG is set to make Yamal their next Neymar signing. It's only a matter of time, 3 years tops
>>151420224Oh haven't seen that one yet. Only knew about the joke Saudi offer casually throwing around 400-500m or a bit more change.I thought PSG learned their lesson to not buy pointless "stars" for the image while getting the next version of ultimate dress room cancer.
>>151420005Wieviele Plätze noch, damit der Gruppenkopf gesichert ist?
>>151420251we need 9th
>>151420254Are there so many groups this time around?Three group heads go to the US, Canada and Mexico already, don't they?Usually that would mean, only the world's top 5 teams become group head (assuming all of them qualify).
>>15142027248 teams WC slop means 12 groups.
>>151420313Then DFB got lucky, I guess.Assuming they qualify, of course.
>>151420210no they didn’tthe Amsterdam muzzies and muzzie cocksuckers were the ones that chimped out for no reason
Shalom bremi
>>151420461Both are garbage.
>>151420511but only jews are full of shit
>>151419859I'm watching a movie instead
>>151420529lol
>>151419859planning on watching it in either in an Union or a Gladbach Fankneipe so it should be a good time
>>151420243>I thought PSG learned their lesson to not buy pointless "stars"I don't think they'll ever win another CL without those stars again. They were absolute shit and barely made it to the knockout stage last season two points above the 25th Dinamo Zagreb, they were just lucky that all the other top teams were at an all-time low in the knockout stages so it didn't even matter that Kvara and Doue were shit-tier finishers that wasted nine out of ten 100% chances and Dembele was injured most of the time, as always. They'll never get that lucky again
Beginningchuds how many today?
7
>>151421230browns finna get silenced
How we feelan fellow WestFC bros?
Schalkechads how many for schallenchad tonight?
h96 getting their shit pushed in so far
>schalke erster
bizarro /bundes/?
>>151421320Im thinking 5
we are so fucking back
Rochelt looks like the blud from ratatouille
Kicked hsvchud out of the zweite bundes league lel
based moussa "ghosty" sylla
>>151421424So it seems so it seemsMost dangerous lead tho
wir brauchen das 3. vor der hz
>>151421478you're gonna regret that ;)
>>151421506Melody this isn't between us
>>151421550Ohnonononono adminbros...
>team shartking is so shit xe kicks the best competitorskwabsel>>151421550send new invitation link ASAP or I will be the last one laughing..
>Spürbar mehr Begeisterung strahlte der 60-Jährige derweil verständlicherweise auch nicht aus, als er auf die aktuelle Personalsituation der Katalanen zu sprechen kam. Allen voran die Offensivabteilung leidet unter zahlreichen Ausfällen - beispielsweise von Ballon-d'Or-Gewinner Raphinha, der bereits die letzten drei Pflichtspiele verpasste. >Kicker
FRIDAY NIGHT /BUNDES/!!!!!!!!!!
>>151421576>team shartking is so shit xe kicks the best competitorsHe would have to kick out everybody to be first lul
Schalkebros, this is it This is the moment Im starting to believe again>>151421644Wb bongbro
Tbh I haven't paid attention to my bestbundes kicker team since deadline day
>>151421717SEND LINK N0ER
>Fortuna fans whistle at their team for retaining posession, start cheering and laughing at their team when they lose it needlesslyThat's why Düsseldorf will never be a big club. Düsseldorferianians are entitled pricks, it's the first game with their new coach and they mock their own team.
>>151421705cant look at the standings but >it's real
>its a questionable handelfmeter episodeyikes
>>151421748t kölnersissy
>>151421909most scandalous decision in years wtf how much have >schalke paid? it literally otuched botch of his arms
>>151421730>...>Anonymous>10/17/25(Fri)19:17:35 No.151421730> >>151421717 (You) #> SEND LINK N0ER
>>151421915no era is correct tho
>>151421940
der ball war nicht im tor du idiot hahahaha
not ordering sky so how do i watch
>>151421919sie lachne jetzt hier..
>>151422140wers die hurre
>>151422284das bin ich du respektloser hund
>>151422307fikc mich brudi
much in glad /bundes/ bachheh monchengladbach much glad that /bundes/ back bach hehehe
>>151422319den deutschen sprach mir heilig seinsein mein muttersprach
schalke brudis wir gehn hoch>HANNOVER FÄLLT HANNOVER FÄLLT
>Hangover
TITZ = FRAUD
>>151422398wow big news
>>151422424hahaha /bundes/ retards literally claimed that us sacking him was the biggest mistake ever tho???
I guess i will support monchengladbach
>>151422436watch him cry about the elfmeter later
>>151422477he has every right to do so
>chudbachKWABSEL
DOOKIE
>>151422475o balls
>>151422482pretty clear no era tho
>>151422542Richtig den Elfmeter zurückzunehmen. Der Schalker spielt immerhin erst mit dem rechten Arm und dann mit dem linken Arm den Ball. Minus Mal Minus macht plus lernt man schon in Klasse 5. #H96S04
>stadium completely silent all of a sudden happened again award?
happened every spieltag 20 years ago as well chuddy
someone died during Nagibreak
DOOKIE AGAIN
MOST DANGEROUS
>>151422715>oder so
>>151422768indeed
Tabakovic should have started this whole time
here we GO
abseits according to my adleraugen
based Fluppe
>pimmel
>>151422907LOL
>>151422907You might have to go to jail for that.
I love how anti-racist football ultras are now. It's so heckin wholesome the fact that they're welcoming their replacements into Europe.
>>151422952Agreed, sister. I can finally take my wife's son to our heckin nigball game so we can waste 2 hours of our lives while consuming goyslop in the meanwhile. Truly, life is so wonderful.
>>151422952I definitely agree but its kinda sus when you say "replacements" XD
Onecase only Kvltgart! Holding high the spook of Fullspiritfootball in these trying times.
I speak german but I use English grammar and refuse to use the dativ+ genitiv cases (everyone hates me)
>>151422140Edels Stube, brudi
>>151423214schick link für bestbundes liga :3
English bros...
>cucklas
>ynr Kackbach made insanely good transfers
>posted it again award
posting this until you admit that you were absurdly wrong and absolutely unreasonably cocky but as that likely won’t happen I’ll just keep on posting
>ynr don_rollo101 saying Polanski is their RückrundenEdin
isch uniron vorbei für kackbach
Anyone has the "bissu deppert?" variation of this picture? It was posted here a couple times around 2012 or so
The archive only shows the thumbnail but the real picture doesn't load anymore
>2012oh brother
>>151424026>>151424046
>>151424232Thank you bro
The Trommel..has found a home...
>>151424358>supporting 2 clubs kek
>>151424503>not having a fatherBrown?
>>151424513>supporting a different club than your fatherErziehung fehlgeschlagen
>>151424546He supports Aue as well, though. So I guess you tried and failed to rile me up once more.
I trink the Bier
so my first point as true??? Lmao >>151424503
>>151424607I'd support my dad even if he supported 100 clubs, because I am not, see >>151424513, brown.
man you Ossis are fucking retarded
It's pretty common for people to support a more regional club but still be a Bayernfag when it suits them.
>>151424665first you say supporting 2 clubs is le brown (gala/fener + real like most turks), then you admit your dad supports 2 lolsalam aleikum Emre, your dad's döner shift is over?
>>151424599me too
>>151424795Your reading comprehension seems to be severely lacking. My god.
>>151424783He pretty much stuck with the Hühnchen since the so-called Wende, so I have a slight preference there as well, i.e. I prefer them over, say, Dortmund or Stuttgart.Several people here stuck with their idols of that time in fact. Schalke, Bremen, Hamburg just have some random supporters over here.
>>151424925its your ESL confusing the shit out of people
>>151424969>I have a slight preference there as well,B R O W N
Ich liebe Zwiebelkuchen
t0me to drink some coffee
Gluten morgen
gotta hand it to Mongbachanon, he was right as far as exceeding expectations goes. I mean I expected them to be shit but I had no idea that they would be this disastrously bad
It's getting coldGrünkohlsaison has started Life is good
do dortmund have a chance
>>151434861Nah it's gonna be a blowout againBayern are in the weird spot where they're too rich for the Bundesliga but too poor to ever win any international title again.
>>151434861not on our refs watch
>>1514348615-1 for Bayern
>>151434925jobes parents are going to be seething
>Unzählige hungrigen Gäste des McDonald's Barsinghausen vor den Toren Hannovers mussten Freitagabend viel Geduld haben, die Schlange am Schalter schien endlos – Schuld war Schalke 04! Das Team kaufte fast den kompletten Laden leer ...>Gezahlt hat übrigens Torwart Loris KariusCan we just get Diletta as Präsi already
it’s absolutely beyond me why in the world anyone would go to eat food at McDonald’s. It’s not even cheap anymore
>>151435183tyb KariusGood performance and generous on top of that
>>151434861>dirtmund and winning vs BuyernThat happens only once in a generation
>>151435183>Millionaires getting McDonald's shit instead of good burgers from any non chain burger restaurant or something like GoldiesI will never understand this
>>151434968Jobe is an even bigger fraud than his mentally ill psycho brother
>>151435475>what is a treat when you are tracked the whole time
>>151435485McDonald's is not a treat. The burger quality is just laughable by todays standards. Mostly because they still use frozen patties like 50 years ago when that was normal
>>151435409It's tasty and convenient
>>151435542why are frozen patties bad for you?
>>151435409>>151435475It's about quantity and speed above everything else. So that McDonalds was just located conveniently compared to other fast food chains
>Brajan Gruda ist eines der vielversprechendsten deutschen Talente. Jetzt wurde er zusammen mit neun weiteren jungen Ausnahmekönnern von Lionel Messi geadelt.Einer für den Nager?
>>151435603they placed a burger kang next to a meccy a few years agonever looked back
>>151435988Burger kang is somehow even worse than mecces nowadays
>>151436046the xtra long chili cheese is goated
let's fucking go
Burger kang burgers taste like they're microwaved wtf are you niggas on lmao
no one asked you tho? fucking kys
lieberchad won, darmchuds lost
They shill the nfl here so hard lul
>>151436186I'm literally american, nobody knows burgers besser als UNs and therefore burger discussion is by default including americans cope and seethe piefke fotze
>>151436138should I call the ambulance in advance?
>>151436046Burger King is just as bad. It's the exact same outdated concept and the new prices make it the worst bang for your buck in every town no matter where yiu go
Never ordered anything from McDonalds or Burger Kind. Didn't have a Döner in many years either.
>>151436238I'll call the Wambulance for you after Tigginator shuts your mouth today
>>151436249How often do you go outside every week?
151436237stop yapping, still no one asked you
>>151436237What made you move to little Österreich?
Grodowski dare I say it?
>>151436294Energy drinks
>>151436294not getting a job in germany kek
Bundes meetup in freilassing montag?
keep the eyes on your back open.
I don't have eyes on my back
DIE FOR ISRAEL GOYMAN
T I G G I N A T O R
>>151436238BUT NOT FOR ME
TIGGINATOR AGAIN
TIGGI :D
>named handwerker>is footballer
>>151436138Wat Nu?
>>151436785see you @ 16 uhr
>>151436157MacGoynalds is still worse. Actually, as far as I'm aware of the burgers get flamed with a propane gas flame and later they once again heated in a type of microwave with the cheese on top.That outfit 10 out of 10 btw.
>chudrich banklele
>bayernwinslol
HOW MANY FOR HOLLERCHAD?????
sorry bvllz your title dream ends today
>>151437288They have titledreams?
>>151437327with a win they'd be 2 points behind b00n after chadmund pwns the hühnchen
>ossicucks creating a choreo for a n0er
GRI
>leverkusen hat 2 deutsche spieler That's bullshit, This should be b&
Damn hsv SUX lel
FUCK OFF
https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k00022025/group?joinByToken=2PrcXYVtkdgqynBW2QaPdbKnEZd1RDpAfsLTAV3
>HIV
>jt boughted höler instead of baumchadner
SAMBI
CANYOUFEELIT
>HSV season starts now
my fucking neger Grüll
>Bre"men"
>Brewomen
>>151438300>>151438303haha
>Heidenheim
>>151438321xD
based Amiri
EYYY MALLAAAAAA
>dribble>shoot>scoreit's that easy
Treegardener ? decrypted and unlockedalso this is the year of the Wolfsburg relegation
>based tietzer inKölnercucks... We lost...
who /missingJT/ here
>>151438436you retard
Wulfsburg NEEDS Wultah!
we are all missing JT
>>151438321kek
>>151438321K W A B S E L
>>151438465this sovlless club doesnt deserve him>>151438481hes literally the ösi flag
>Bremisandrylumi
>Bremetten, Bremösen, etc.pp.
>bremenanon said us beating heidenheim was nothing special bok bok bok
>>151438504U RMRGAY
>Andrichhow is this guy still getting call ups
Well? Was is long ago?
>>151438652>Was is
>Serge Gnabry muss aufgrund von Adduktorenbeschwerden passen.
I don't think Leipzig played this badly since they moved up to the Bundes but they somehow get the points they need. I still think Werner is a fraud.
saturday night /bundes/
>>151438664where is InSaneZ?
>>151438667cuckzig didnt play bad. the HSV completely nullified them
>even IF Dortmund wins Bayern will be first
Sieg für Bönn, ihr Pisser!
klassiker wont even be close desu
HIV SISTERS.....
we deserved so much more vs the bvllz
>>151438698you Sissi
Who even gives a shit about this retarded league? Whatever happens bayern always wins the league.
time to catch the last 20 minutes of the Woltebitch no show
>Blud was in a coma for 2 years.
>>151438687>HSV completely nullified them>literally lostyour schizophrenia is reaching critical levels
>>151438722#freeBeier
>>151438730we had more possession and shots, nothing i said was untrue
>>151438786how can you lose to a team that you completely nullify? did HIV score 2 own goals?
based WOLTECHAD DOES IT AGAIN
>>151438720.
NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK
>>151438720Ach Uli...
>>151438846dont call me that fat b00n pig ever again
>>151438815>>151438841I have to admit, that heel trick is nothing to sneeze at.
>>151438720Wirtzzzzbros...
lol newcastle is losing
>Woltebitch getting mogged by the Unc Welb0
come onhe just stands there and they overlook him??
>team kwabzelerofc he has it easy against a blundershitga coded team
Bayern 1 Dortmund 3there I said it
Time for Der Klassiker
Germanbros.... I think the blundershitga ösi meme team is winning the kicker league...
what we snacking on what we sipping on
>>151438722>Königtransfer benched again
>>151439025absolute kino
>>151439321making schnitzel tßh
is this where the commentary of the derby der klassiker(one team was inconsequential up until the mid 90s) will be taking place?
>>151439321Gösser Märzen, jägermeister, österreichesqualitätkartoffelchips, one cheeseburger and some käsespätzle
eyes off, customers
>der klassiker
cuckmund bros, I don't feel so good...
need a diaz masterclass tonight
>>151439321drinking Jevermight eat some of the Vollkornbrot with cheese and vegetables I bought on the market this morning
War das grade ein Live Sänger?
LUCHOOOOOO
tune
>80s montage music
C'mon Dorkmund, score some GAWELS!
>>151439327cant wait until the winter transfers to sell that temu belligol fraud
B00nbros LFG!!!!!t ostbayernchad
>der klassiker>dead thread
I thought it was tor
>Michael
>>151439025looks like the 90m were a bargain
>>151439800bundes threads have pretty much been dying a slow death the last few yearsthere's 2 or 3 guys who make such abysmal posts that no one wants to post anymore when there's no match on
ザ・王道
>>151439837skill issue
Warum sagt der commentator Biden so oft?
>>151439838你好吗
>>151439321Schüttelbrot and Kloster Scheyern Hell
>>151439321je kankerr moeder
>>151439470Time for some Berg König™ Märzen I'm thinking
>>151439945我不会说中文
based harry
Warum spielt kane als Nummer 10?
Eating the Rosenkohl
I hate to say it, harry good
Hope Harry wins a CL. He deserves it more than anyone else
>Diaz x2
>>151440016hufschmied arbeiten etc etc
why does the german team to play in a ucl final,most recently, never seem to be able to close the gap with bayern?
>>151440007Kompany is trying to make Jackson feel good despite being completely useless
>>151440007Es gibt keinen guten nummer 10
>>151440007Jackson kann nur stürmer spielen, auf jeder anderen position ist er scheiße
>>151440048retarded decision like not trusting the based manager that put them there
>>151440048Dortmund's new player signings have been abysmal in the past few years except for Guirassy. They wasted all that money on shitters
>>151440059they proudly employ kiddie diddlers in their company and youf doesn't want to get molested anymore
Jackson? More like jackshit
>>151440059It's just like when I try to speak German irl
>>151440113newest schizo theory just dropped
>r00son
>kimmich having to play as a dm and rb becoz soulja boey is str8 dookieMotM locked
>this fucking ref
what a hothead
and the rigging begins...
>red literally playing for b00nLel
Jackson is so fucking slow man fucking christ
>kimmchi corner
nornigger temperament
KAAAAAAAAAANE
and just like thats its over switching to napoli
>>151440234>(Du)
ABLA
>>151440113did you mean to reply to>>151440048because that would actually make sense with the faggot diddler coach scandal that Dortmund is trying to ignore just like the press
>>151440154>being this schizo forcing the club to take an official stance onyeah this is only made up lmao
>open stream>2 min later game is over
HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
HE SHOVED GIRAFFITHIS SHOULD BE RULED OUTB00N RIGGI INCUMMING
BANE
>>151440257Thank you for ruining the game
KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE
Kane might unironically be the best player I’ve ever seen in the bundes
I missed Der Klassiker, always kino. Heja bvb
HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD
>>151440266kek no
YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how was this not a 2nd yellow????
THATS A FUCKING FOUL
>>151440293Fogel zeigen is literally a straftat too btw
if >>151440293 is no yellow, >>151440298 is not foul. simple ass
Ich frage mich warum buyern huhchen Jackson gekauft hat, er war immer scheiße
ohne den beiern bonus sind diese schweine NICHTScan't wait until they embarrassing themselves in the Champions league again where the refs aren't biased
Based
>>151440352>can't wait until they embarrassing themselveslelis this the hiv tard
>>151440378bok bok bok you penner
>>151440395HA HA HA
151440395lmaoexposed and seething
this got the chicken stall successfully rattled again kek
So Buyern scored one? I'm outNext I'll watch tennis. Djokovic is playing
>>151440352buck broken
>>151440464BASED tennisist
FUCK jackson bro
@151440481every other team in the bundes gets called a foul there for the shove vs Guirassy
>>151440523Djoko will soon retire I reckonBetter than watching Buyern win the Schale for how many times now (50?)
>>151440608Stfu loserbernd
>>151440597>>151440293
Loddar saying as it isFix is always in
>>151440758
>>151440682what white i you depp
>>151440758loddar saying what everyone but bundes customers saw
hivtard is extra mad today because his shitty club lost to red bull kek
get my clubs name outta your mouf you obsessed chudwe played our hearts and deserved a win today, i can't be more proud
>>151440352Ah yes, same as when Chelski was supposed to rape us
dortmund isn't even competitive
should've been 3-0 bvb so shit today
>>151441030The league is not competitiveIt's a joke
base Kimmich
embarrassing performance by cuckmund so far
>>151441021that wasn't me
>>151441093>today
>>151441133Second half can only be better.
Kommen irgendwie nicht raus
>xG: 0
>kein Torschuss>~20% BallbesitzGebt den Bayern doch einfach die Schale.
>xG 0ahahahahahahahah
>they dont know
Ayran really is the best palate cleanser
Doofmund is dead
>>151440229Hope Kompany subs Jackson at halftime. He's unironically the worst Bayern striker in at least two decades. Just give him back to Chelsea in the winter transfer window
>>151441362Evet
>>151441362Müllermilch Kefir is a million times better
they couldn't get a neutral 00pert for the klassiker?
I BLLV IN DORTMUND
>Interessant auch: Beim Tor von Kane hat der VAR nicht eingegriffen, auch wenn sich der Engländer mit einem kleinen Stoß gegen Guirassy durchaus einen entscheidenden Vorteil verschafft hat.
>this header
>zu wenig für ein foulthis will only fuel the brainlet artificial rage even more kek
>its artificial bro anything but admitting the hühnchen get favoured by the refs always
JACKSON CAN YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING GOOD BRO STOP LOSING THE BALL
Jackson so ein Holzhacker
Gänsebeinli fliegt. Yay or nay?
>>151441925goal = automatic VAR check (unless it's Buyern)
>>151442058>another denied ampelkarte(X) to doubt to be hoeneß
>>151441827see >>151422514
j00on no show
>goatretzka ines is über
Jackson not great huh
>Jackson
bvb getting more dangerous
>>151442282>>151442301>>151442317matchcount?
>>151442328the hufschmied got them right where he wanted them
FINALLY. Jackson is so fucking shit
For fuck's sake
achdujemine
>>>>>>>>Kimchi
HAHAHAHA
>hdmi
In Bavaria are they known as Bayern Minga
>>151442469only people from munich would say Mingabut people just say Bayern, nobody ever mentions the 2nd part
sub in Karl to force the yellow red on benz baini
>my neger B0er coming onnach 70 Minuten hat der endlich mal ne vernünftige Idee
>whistles every time some buyern faggot flops to the groundgod, this ref is retarded
>das neue Dortmund
ERA
>schizo Lothar thinks the players can hear him
Schlotti is so fucking based holy shitbest defender we’ve had since peak Hummels
>Kovackek
get up pavloBITCH
>bellingshart
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this ref in unbelievable... either a complete and utter retard or bought
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holy shit
KWABVB
It's over
>>151441030Jt pls
OLISEEEE
YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>job(b)e(r)
>Ballannahme auf der eigenen Torlinie
>the Königstransferehehe
okay olise that goals wasnt that special no need to celebrate this hard
BELLINGSCHINKEN JUNIOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
i really thought dortmund could do it
>>151442923seething
what a pass from Kane tholeast fraudulent englishman
let's talk about the Kane pass.
Based Goalise
kloschüssel completely silent btw
EIN SCHUSSEIN TORDIE BAYERN DIE BAYERN
>>151442963no need to talk about it. that’s simply world class
>>151442923yeah but that pass from harry was chefs kiss
>>151442954Kane's passes are the best in the world right now, now that Messi is finito
>>151442975hivtard pivoting from the ref to the fans
>>151442963Kane? More line inSane! Lmao
>>151442980can't wait to see him in the nt
BOK BOK LOADING
didn't bundes fans (not /bundes/) not rate kane when he first came
BRANDT BRANDT BRANDT
Couldn't they have done this 20 minutes sooner?
>>151443033he would not look out of place at the copa cabana
>>151443024only the schizo
>>151442998you're so obsessed with me
>based fellow Bremen chad comes on>scores instantly
>>151442980This is the future of Germany and Europe in general
>>151443066it's just incredibly easy to spot your retarded posts
>>151443096it wasn't even me but i can't deny its another horrible atmosphere there today
>>151443129ofc
>kane took a shot to the bollocks and walked away
pane needs to be drug tested ASAP after that game >>151443153yeah as always innit
>>151443160in the UK balls are on the inside not the outside
>>151443196>yeah as always innitthe ofc was my reply to "wasn't me"fucking mongoloid
Kane & Schlotterbeck absolutely world class
You just know that Uli will sign Schlotterback now
>>151443218bok bok bok
>called Schlotterback>Slots right in the backWho writes this shit?
>Kim inI swear if he leads in the 2-2 with a mistake I will crash out
this match was a tactical failure from Kompanynever should have subbed in Goretzka
>lutscher diaz
>>>>>>>>>>Lucho
frbidmip
>>151443273saw a post someone saying Kane was doing what Goretzka should be doing all matchspot on lmao
i see this meme in the UK about people shouting Goretzka at Goretzka is this true
Swedish twink crippled
>matchday 7>advantage: 7 points>21 points divided by 3 equals to 7cya schizos next matchday
good game, dogshit ref
Kane is a monster.The other guys missed some easy goals.
yeah definitely seemed like Goretzka just wasn’t on the pitch while based Kane was absolutely everywhere
10/10 performance by Kane tonight. Not only did he score a goal but his passes were out of this world again
>losing to a team which has fucking boey as a starterjust dorkmund things
>Jackson>Lucho>Boey>Goretzkaall shit today but given the dominance in the first half i'll overlook it
>>151443409
is it still dusel, if it just keeps happening with the refs?
>>151443397Playing Boey instead of Kimmich as a right back would make me fire Kompany within 3 months tops if I was in charge
>>151437346KWAB
I'm here for the weekly APOLOGISE to Kane.
>>151443587What is there to apologise for? Everyone loved him from the start. The only people that were critical were the ones who said that 100m were too much for a 30 year old BEFORE he started playing for Bayern but he immediately proved that it was actually a bargain
>>151443587heard from a lot of bongs that Kane would NEVER go to farmers leaguehow about an apology for that
>>151443352
>even more can can
>Karbownig
>>151443780Heard from a lot of Germans that the EPL is a farmers league and Kane was too scared to go to a proper league like Bundes because he'd be exposed as a PL babby.
>loaded the washing maschine one hour ago>went to check if it finished by now>forgot to even start it
dicke fette Hertha
>>151444254you know that it takes about two and a half hours on average unless you use some meme program?
bundesliga is a jokeonly world class players are Kane and Olise. res is championship tier.
Schickeria sissies get more insufferable every week
>>151444340No shit, that's not my first time washing my clothes. 30 °C Feinwäsche takes 70 min with my machine
>>151444588oh so NOW they dont want him as nachbarn, huh?
>seguinbin so froh dass wir den hirnkranken spastiker los sind.
NEU>>151444756>>151444756
