The sports gods have nerfed Mahomes by taking away his weapons for the last 3 seasons. He has them back.
>mexicans root for the chiefs over their local because they racially identify with mutthomesKEK
This is some Simpsons Softball 9 misfortunes shit.
>the rig 3what did they mean by this?
YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team, Da Bears, have:>their franchise quarterback>the most sought-after coaching prospect of this decade+>their run game improving>a much-improved o-line>a very good defense that will only get better>their GM that can only go up from here>all their picks to add onto the run game/defense/o-lineand have won their last 3 games?
>>151381339shantneed nu
His biggest weapons wear striped shirts
>>151381366not even the biggest team in the NFC northsit down pal
>BREAKING NEWS:They still haven't fired Chris Grier.
>>151381369But enough about Josh Allen
wetbulb temps are destroying the US…. it shouldnt be 90 degrees in october
For no particular reason whatsoever, I want to say a really bad word
Multiple Owls incoming
>>151381364The only rigging was the league making the Chiefs play every day of the week which hadn't been done since the 1927 New York Yankees. They whored them out for the Taylor Swift ratings which resulted in everyone on the Chiefs getting enjoyed for the Super Bowl. They stole a 3peat and valor from us.
>>151381378the London KWABs
>>151381381you're right>fag died in 2013>fag hired in 2018
Four (4) NFCN teams in the playoffs
>>151381397>which resulted in everyone on the Chiefs getting enjoyedNice job autocorrect.
>>151381384must be youit's 65 in chicago
>>151381383>my black sonCute
>>15138138457f high here tomorrow. Cozy.
Patty Cuckitini
Jayden lost to Caleb lol
>>151381421
>>151381421Still hilarious
>>151381421reading posts like these at 2am just hits different man kekd
>>151381339>taking away his weaponsThe refs?
>>151381440>TFW you hit the bong too hard and spend the next 10 minutes coughing and trying not to die
lets all take turns making out with the wet spot between jwnnys thighs:3
>>151381450ts nigga smokin like he suckin dih ong fr
>>151381444Please invent a narrative and stick to it. Earlier in the season when the Chiefs were struggling you guys said it's because the refs abandoned them. Now that they are winning it's because the refs are helping them. Which one is it.
I fucking love Nando's
>>151381450was it ever confirmed if this is actually sean payton
>>151381384this chart is lying its nice and chilled in vegas right now
>>151381450Had that happen the other day. Got clogged somewhere, then it pulled through in an instant and tried to kill me like wtf.
>>151381461>most literal queefs fan
>>151381466Rumor is dude likes to party.
Episode of >"The way it was"With Sammy Baugh and Sid Luckman watching highlights from the bears redskins 1937 and 1940 championship games. It was pretty based, Sammy baugh looked like late stage Marlboro Man and Sid luckman Looked like he fucks. Good for bears and commie bros.
>>151381450Bo Nix wachu doin
>>151381410>Bears week 11 @ Minnesota: W>Vikings week 11 vs Chicago: WBased retard
>>151381454thats like 30 guys gross
>>151381476https://youtu.be/nh1ps3LjST4?si=TLFp9KDgOytXo5V_
>>151381466No, that's definitely 45 year old Co Ed Shane Patton
>>151381461both are true. And they still managed to lose the game against the Jags even with the help from the refsKEK
>>151381479T.T I'm retarded. Ok vikes squeak in at 10-7 then
>>1513813660-2 in division games sit down
Not being racist but you can't trust "people" with that skin color
>>151381500SO FAR
>>151381502i miss being racist on /tv/ so fucking much
>>151381410You are absolutely fucking delusional if you think the Bears are beating the Eagles, Green Bay twice, and the Lions who put up fucking 50+ points on their ass
>>151381511Well then call the fucking psych ward because I'm a full on schizophrenic
>>151381495>run a pick play>get blown up by CB>QB throws to wrong WR>cry refballyou'd have been better if you used the chiefs pick play touchdown
>>151381511I have them splitting with GB. Learn to read. Eagles are frauds. Lions game was a fluke.
>>151381410The Bears arent beating the Lions, Vikings or Green Bay, they will be 0-6 or 1-5 if the Lions let them win the final game of the season because theyve clinched at that point.
What about THIS play?
>>151381429They're both doing well this year. GG commies, thanks for getting flus fired>>151381500You mad?
>>151381537Kino. This needs some Scott Joplin playing with it or something.
>>151381533Bears go 0-6 versus their division and still make the playoffs. Book it.
>>151381533>lions in a clinch gameBig talk from the only north team that lost this week
>>151381507You got blown out by the Loins, and you lost the easier game against the Vikings, the home game will be harder for you to win there. The Bears are going 1-5 in division games at best.
>0 penalties Holy refball
I like football!
>>151381442He was abandoned by his previous owners. I found him and his brother starving when I went to do a walkthrough of the apartment I was moving into. He is very friendly, and he sleeps under the blanket with me. Loviest cat I've ever met.
>>151381537>everyone is white
I like racebait and shitposting!
>>151381565This shit right here is why mahomes is a bitch and why the league sucks. It’s not even just that players can’t do this per the rules it’s players are pussies now that don’t even want to do this (because they’d probably tear their acl)
>>151381567>counting the Ben Johnson warmup games as indicators of current and future formshiggydiggy
>>151381384Beautiful autumn weather in Virginia today. Is this what global warming weirdos do all day?
>>151381517You sure are if you're a fan of the Bears>>151381529>Eagles are fraudsYou can only say that if you beat them>Lions game was a flukeman I didnt realize that getting 50 points put up on your ass was a fluke
>queefs rise to 3-3>swifties have a collective meltdown Why lmao
>>151381535number 95 had to run laps for giving up on the play, publicly shamed during a presser even
>>151381576If you ignore the black guys then sure
>>151381450I saw a guy collapse one of his lungs from a bong hit. I ran away we were in the woods
>>151381537>They're both doing well this year. GG commies, thanks for getting flus firedYou guys spent all of last year saying this, and we were cool. Then, as soon as you got a lead, you turned into gigantic faggots. So fuck you, man
>>151381576Retard
>>151381561Bears will lose the majority of their remaining games, they were 4-2 at week 6 last year and then lost 10 straight. Bears suck>>151381565Ok so then they wont let you win cause they havent clinched and they'll put up another 50 on your ass?>>151381586The Bears roster and QB are ass.
>>151381558Based Gruden
thats it thats the post
>>151381565geg what year is this footage from? early 80s bucs? who's the qb
>>151381631>Ghost chair glasses
Roger got his wish and now we have a bunch of 9-8 teams playing mediocre football. It’s like the entire league has become the Steelers. This shit is gay.
>>151381631
>>151381622Anyone who lives or roots for the teams in Washington D.C. , the metaphorical heart of evil in this country, is a bigger faggot
>>151381461Goodell Made the call
>>151381619thats called a pneumothorax, happens to tall guys who smoke weed
>>151381627
>Raiders @ Chiefs this weekwe finna sack mahomes 5 times and loose
>>151381648https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e5iMwa7z61wDid it get posted here him sadwalking after the 1-4 loss? His little tag on his shoes flopping.Such a bitch kek
>>151381641You mad, bitch? Fuck you gonna do about it?
>Their offense still looks pretty bad.Mahomes without his WR1 and WR2 leads the league in total TDs and total yards.>Their defense is midThe Ravens and Lions had the #1 scoring offense when they played the Chiefs. They dropped 30-40+ points on everyone else but when they played the Chiefs they were held to 13 points by the 4th quarter. Anon stop smoking crystal meth.
>>151381627Bears are ass, yes. But they're going to start the season 7-2. Look at this
>>151381535borderline>>151381495clear flag
>>151381495You're right, it occurred +1 yard from scrimmage.https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/defensive-pass-interference/
>>151381691Giants and Ravens are losses. Lamar will be back by then and the Giants are a good team
>>151381670that Bear would be dead by now if he was alive to see the last time you won a superbowl
>>151381691you could lose 3/4 of those games. there is no such thing as an easy game in the NFL
I don't know ball kiwi anon, please explain why Goff who has the best OL and weapons got outplayed by Mahomes who arguably has the 10th worst weapons. Chiefs best WR for 3 weeks was Thornton who got kicked off the Patriots practice squad.
Just don't trust em
How does Allens marriage even work? Does Hailee go to Bills games? Do they see each other every night?
>When asked to give himself a letter grade, Cam Ward gave himself an F>However he added “Once I play how I want to play, I think the league will be fucked”Kek based retard
>>151381758see >>151381754
>>151381735>youBears win all 5 of those in disgusting fashion that makes the fanbase want to kill themselves. I've seen the script. They then go on to finish the season 8-10, and many member of the fanbase actually follow through. Cope happens and Poles is fired.
>>151381765none of your fucking business, buddy
Mahomes with and without weapons. >Chargers and Eagles fans still think they would have won those games if he had his weapons even tho they only won by 3 points.
>>151381800B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!B-but Worthy and Rice are shitters they make no difference!!!!!!!!
A pitcher just got banned for life in the mlb you think players on rosters as big as the nfl don’t take dives for pay?
>>151381800>top 5 since arbitrary timeframeWow, truly the GOAT
>>151381815Investigate Darius Slayton
>>151381537based Dick Butkus
>>151381810It's hilarious to me how people have dismissed Rashee Rice as if he wasn't Mahomes' most reliable target by far. He'll probably need a bit to shake off the rust but it's great that he's back.
>>151381832They did, the charges were dropped
>>151381824It's not an arbitrary timeframe. He leads the league in total TDs and yards despite not having his weapons for half the season and now that he had them the gap will only grow.
Bro didn’t even react. Stone Cold Nigga.
>mutthomo obsessed anon and methlahoma anons shitting up the threadNah
>>151381754this was clearly all because of the Chiefs were gifted 15 yards in penalties
>ummm no you can't discuss your team that has been absolutely phenomenal for the better part of a decade, discuss these other shitty irrelevant teams instead
>>151381852same as every day, just need to add bk spamming pol topics to round out the genny
>>151381839Rashee was leading the league in receptions before he got injured and was trending to be a top 5 WR. >>151381852I'd love to talk about other teams but the Chiefs are still the only relevant team in the league after the Eagles imploded. Who should I talk about the Bucs who have no history of success post the Brady era? The Colts who have a fraud QB?
>>151381870Bk is a janny who attempts to get anons to offtopic post about politics so he can ban them. Absolutely small hat behavior
>>151381842Like everything that shitter touches
>>151381844>noooo he only has a probowl receiver and HOF TE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou do realize every team is also missing key players you astronomical faggot
What is their problem
>>151381901Nobody likes Caleb's fruity ass
>>151381518>be retard>pretend to know what a pick play is
>>151381908His boyfriend does.Checkmate.
>>151381895Yet when other teams miss players it's : "AWWWW YOU POOR BABIES, YOU'RE SO STRONG AND BRAVE FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING!". When the Chiefs miss players it's: "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, EVERY TEAM MISSES PLAYERS, YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING DIE!" You're all insanely biased against the Chiefs.
>>151381912
>>151381895>he only has a probowl receiverLOL who? The last Chiefs WR to have a 1k yard season was Tyreek Hill back in 2021. >HOF TEYou forgot to mention he's 36. He's still the 2nd best TE in the league behind Bowers but he's still 36.
>>151381908The male cheerleaders do
>>151381339All 3 of those fags would be backups on >my team lmao
>>151381895>Lions only lost since their defense was banged up>Ravens only lost since their defense was banged upthat's what chiefs fans heard all week
>>151381942RIP Bengalsbro
>>151381927>concessionYou clearly don't what a pick play is lmao
Chase Young is by far the biggest bust currently playing in the NFL. Get this fucker off of my team already.
>>151381952see>>151381927
>>151381942>All 3 of those fags would be backups on >my team lmaoTrue but your team would still lose to the Chiefs since you lack and elite QB.
>>151381952retard ive played madden i know how to pick a fucking play
>point out every team has injuries>chief fans start screeching how it's differentThis is the same shit with Lamar Jackson every other year
>>151381384where the hell did you get this, its in the 50s-60s in norcal right now
>>151381956Posting a reaction picture doesn't prove anything anon lmao
>>151381962lameme is trash and his vagina is dripping everywhere
when my packies last won the superbowl there was drama because they literally could not accommodate all the players they had on IR
>>151381948Seahawks actually>>151381959Darnold is outplaying Mahomes and has a better record
>>151381962>>151381895Chiefs haven't had their WR1 and WR2 combo for the last 2 seasons. >2024Rashee and Hollywood got injured>2025Rashee was suspended and Worthy got injuredCan you blame us for being hyped.
>>151381975I still haven't been convinced the Ravens aren't giving Lamar a mental health break.
>>151381975>mahomo fan calling any other QB womanlywew lad
DEADLY WETBULB TEMPS SURGING THROUGH SOUTHEASTERN USA:Yesterday parts of the US south experienced wetbulb temperatures up to 94F (34.5C). At these temperatures, no amount of shade or hydration can save you. Without AC, you die.And this is just the beginning.
>>151381981See picrel, I warned Vikings fans all of last season that he would look good during the regular season then turn back into a pumpkin during the playoffs and I was proven correct. Don't make the same mistake they made and listen to me.
>>151381537Damn nice throw by the holder, they should let that guy try at QB
>>151382010>work outside in Vegas in 115 degree weather>muh wetbulbLol
>>151382010I hope that weather comes up north, it's cold up here. I understand global warming is an issue but I honestly don't care, I like warm weather and I'll be dead before it becomes an issue for my generation.
>>151382010Woah what was the death toll?
>>151382015You're talking to a Seahawks fan, I go into every season expecting to go 9-8 or 10-7 and to go one and done or miss the playoffs completely. And when you consider that they had to choose between Geno, Darnold and drafting a new QB then they made the right decision, especially since hes only getting paid $33 million a year
>>151382065based rattman
>>151381981>Darnold is outplaying MahomesNo he's not if you combine rushing stats. Mahomes has the most total TDs and total yards. Mahomes didn't have his best weapons for most of the season as well. Plus he has a tougher strength of schedule.
>>151381800Chargers didn't have a LT
>>151381364lol
>>151381901Caleb is such an anomaly. As a zesty black QB the media should be sucking him off 24/7 but everyone collectively decided to hate him
>>151382071>No he's not if you combine rushing statsDon't you regularly discredit Allen by removing his rushing stats? Why is rushing bad when Allen does it, but good when Mahomes does?
Boys I think we have our starting Left Tackle.
>>151382071>muh yardsSeahawks are playing a harder schedule than the Chiefs, look at the combined records of their opponents
>>151381981darnold may be outplaying mahomes, but that does not make him the better playerget off the internet bro
>>151382010I work on massive boilers while they're up and running, that's not even that bad.
The Seahawks have a good team and I'm tired of pretending like they don't. Wouldn't be surprised if they made it to the NFC Championship game and took down the Eagles along the way.Which AFC would be the most fun SB matchup for the Seahawks?
>>151382100And I forgot the picture.
Behold the greatest team in NFL history
>>151382103I never said he was the better player, I just said that hes currently outplaying Mahomes.Get off the methamphetamine bro
>>151382079>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookie and had 0 professional games and has gotten better.>Chiefs LG, Kingsley had 0 professional games at the guard position and is now playing better.>Chiefs WR2, Xavier Worthy got injured, he's back.>Chiefs WR1, Rashee Rice was suspended and now he's back.Chargers won fair and square but we started out the season hurt and had room to grow whereas your Chargers lost another guy on their OL and won't get better. You are no longer on our level.
>>151382052Cool it with the antisemitism, chuddie
>>151382065>Next year Dart will have Nabers and Jordyn Tyson or Makai Lemon
>>151382124>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookiestopped reading there. you guys said he was already playing at a pro bowl level in training camp
>>151382124>Chiefs LT, Josh Simmons is a rookie and had 0 professional games and has gotten betterFriendly reminder that you were saying that Simmons was looking like a pro bowler before the season even started because you read an article that said he was showing good fundamentals lmao
>>151382096>Don't you regularly discredit Allen by removing his rushing stats? I do that. But when their passing stats are practically identical but one QB has better rush stats you have to give him the edge.>>151382102They beat the Dolphins, Titans, and Raiders kek. They don't have anyone as good on their resume as the Lions or Lamar Ravens.>>151382103>darnold may be outplaying mahomesI wouldn't even give him that argument anon. Both QBs have similar pass stats but one has better rush stats >>151382071
>>151382122josh allen, jared goff, justin herbert, and tua tagovailoa have outplayed mahomes at times. they still don't come close to mahomes' overall body of work
>>151382124>our
>>151382106>>151382146These are garbage and an embarrassment to the burrs, stop posting them.
>>151382151Now you're just moving the goalposts. What does that have to do with this season
Lets face it chaps between refs and coaching the product is bad this year. Chiefs probably walk the owl by default
>>151382150>They beat the Dolphins, Titans, and Raiders kek.the seahawks have not played any of these teams
Deserved loss.
>>151382142He's actually quite solid from what I've seen but calling him the next Trent Williams was just absurd
>>151382157Ok, you do better then.
>>151382193>my work didn't give me Columbus Day/Injun Day offAre they woketards or chud Nazis? I can't decide
>>151382193>Literally named after a guy(that wasnt even from new york) who killed native Americans for the US government Big oof
>>151382140>>151382142Two things can be true at once. Josh Simmons is a great LT but was nervous in his first couple of games as a starter.
>>151382188Oh, mixed you guys up with the Colts schedule. >49ers, Purdy was injured>Steelers, Rodgers is 40 years old>Saints, lol>Cardinals, lolOnly good team is the Bucs and you guys lost to them.
>>151382247Josh Simmons falling to the Chiefs was malpractice by the other teams in the league. It was the most obvious thing ever that he was going to be good.
>>151382188He’s so mindbroken by the Colts that he’s getting them mixed up with other teams
>>151382247No you're just fucking retarded and thought he was going to make an immediate impact at a pro level like Walter Jones or Ogden did
>>151381974>>151381927
>>151382290>and thought he was going to make an immediate impactHe unironically has made a huge impact. Mahomes now trust his OL and is statmogging the league again. He has the most total TDs and total yards.
1. Chiefs2. Buccaneers3. Broncos4. Lions5. Eagles6. Seahawks7. Packers8. Colts9. Steelers10. Patriots
>>151382315Queefs and Loins way too high
Reminder that chiefs jeet is a fairweather poster who will abandon the thread after a chiefs loss and won't return until their next win
reminder that I like football
I can't believe the chiefs offense was putting up better numbers after playing two of the three most injured defenses in the league.
>>151382338where as you, as a seether, will continue to seethe win or lose
>>151382351it's more embarrassing that the rams didn't
>>151382383>i'm not mad, you're mad!
>>151382351>>151382391>Chiefs didn't have their weapons and they don't mention it but will mention the Lions being injured
>>151382408
Our WR1 and WR2 were also out and we only lost by 1. Therefore we actually won... r-right?
the AFC is dogshit bro
why is white folk so violent
>>151382431Yea but you had 5 refs on your team, and >we had our best CB out so it evens out to still losing.
>>151381339You could put those 3 receivers in a blender and you MIGHT get a pro bowler if it’s a bad WR year
>>151382431you will bounce back. you can't win every one score game.
>>151382433what's the updated interconference record
>>151382313Now look at the opponents they've played the past 3 weeks>decimated Ravens with no pass rush>the shitty Giants>the choking LionsThe Lions are the only good team they've beaten this season too
>>151382431see pic>>151381800
>>151382438SOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151382438shirtless is a fucking unit, 2v1 from the low ground.
>>151382453>GiantsMeant to say Jags, the Gnats are the only other team they beat
>>151382438those 2 in the background>WORLDSTARHIPHOP HERE WE COME!
>>151382448All you need to know is >my Colts are at the top
>>151382453>chiefs are injured in week 1 and 2>HAHA DOESN"T COUNT>chiefs are back to healthy>YOU ONLY BEAT INJURED TEAMSon you
>>151382453>>decimated Ravens with no pass rushThat Ravens offense was healthy and they dropped 40 points on the Bills yet were held to 13 by the Chiefs>the shitty GiantsThe same Giants that beat the Eagles by multiple possessions and sent the Chargers home crying?>the choking LionsThey were on top of everyone's power ranking heading into that game.
>>151382471bruh, it's the cards...
>>151382474>being this retardedI said they were playing some pretty bad pass rushes this year. And you'll be pitching about injuries again when a linemen inevitably gets put on IR
>>151382488that's a good leash babby
The stoolers are currently these best team in football and everybody clapped
>>151382480This isn't college, retard. There are no "ranked" wins.
>>151382503being in a happy and healthy relationship does wonders
>>151382518college teams are unironically better than the cards and titans
>>151382412because their mid tier weapons aren't that much better than their bottom tier ones.
>>151382477>ignoring the no pass rush part>ignoring that they also got spanked by the Saints and let Dak drop 40 on them>power rankings >mfw I have no face
>>151382315If Bo Nix wasn't playing like shit the Broncos would be the unanimous best team in the league.>>151382336>Queefs and Loins way too highThe Chiefs started out wounded and got stronger since they had a lot of room to grow see this >>151382124 whereas every other team got weaker
>>151382477The Giants were still trotting out Russell Wilson
>>151382412>Chiefs didn't have their weapons and they don't mention it>and they don't mention it>they don't mention itAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
drop literally everything you're doing right now and go on X, new Dov Kleiman tweet just dropped.
>>151382535A 3-3 team that hasn't been above .500% once this season doesnt deserve to be anywhere near number one
>>151381691People won't start rating the bears until after this part of the schedule. If they go 4-0 instead of the bears stick rising every team they beat will be considered f tier.
tfw no gf
>>151382035I'm not bringing kids into this world
>>151382552If you want to be a schizo who just looks at the win-loss record without context you can do that, but the rest of us will look at strength of schedule, history, and roster health. Chiefs have a history of making it to Super bowls, they are the only guaranteed lock. Your shit team has no history of doing anything.
>>151381709>bears are ass>giants are a good team>Lamar will fix the ravensI don't think they sweep these 4 but the bears aren't looking up at the ravens and giants
>>151382572I message a girl to ask her out and she hasn't responded in several hours.........
When Dov speaks the whole world listens
>If you want to be a schizo who just looks at the win-loss record without context you can do that, but the rest of us will look at strength of schedule, history, and roster health. Chiefs have a history of making it to Super bowls, they are the only guaranteed lock. Your shit team has no history of doing anything.
>>151382572
>>151381781>they finish 8-10Based 8-9 7th seed retard
>>151382591Dov is jumping the gun with this tweet. Very disappointing.
>>151382575>this retard actually thinks he's on the fucking team
>>151382575>Chiefs beat the Russell Wilson led Giants, one of the most injured teams in the league and the >Lions>Chiefs lost to the Chargers who were missing their starting LT, lost to the extremely overrated Eagles and and lost to the Jags, the best team they've played this seasonIshygddt
>>151382275That pic at 31 was great value but it's hard to maintain a long career after tearing your patellar tendon. Especially for linemen.
>>151382412>and they don't mention it
I don't think we can beat cracklanta
Chiefskiddies are so sensitive kek
>>151381800Mahomes's victory against the Giants does not count because the Giants were without their generational qb Jaxson Dart.
Who here has the best rice puddin recipe?
>>151382196Ok
>>151382275>It was the most obvious thing ever that he was going to be good.Dude what are you talking about? You had no idea who he was until the Chiefs picked him. I even remember there was at least one you complaining for drafting an injured player
How will you react to the Eagles figuring it out and winning a bunch of games in a row again?
>>151382477>they dropped 40 points on the BillsMy Grandmothers bingo team could drop 25 on the Bills
>>151382629>>151382607>>151382592>>151382552Just google the standings if all you care about is the win-loss record. A true power ranking factors in history, strength of schedule, and injuries. Sam Darnold has more wins than Mahomes but history tells us he chokes in playoff games whereas Mahomes was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 super bowls.
>>151382566every team that loses to the bears immediately plummets down in the power rankings while the bears stay firmly between #20 and #16This will still be the case when the bears are 13-2
>>151382714>the Eagles figuring it outFiguring WHAT out? Didn't you guys spend the whole off season talking about how intact the roster was between seasons?
>Just google the standings if all you care about is the win-loss record. A true power ranking factors in history, strength of schedule, and injuries. Sam Darnold has more wins than Mahomes but history tells us he chokes in playoff games whereas Mahomes was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 super bowls.
>>151382727The Playbook
I'm thinking about reddit again and how they have superior football discussions
>>151382595mathematically possible, libtard
>>151382714You got blown the fuck out by multiple possesions against the Giants. Get your shit together before talking. Giants rookie only had 2 games under his belt, if you can't beat him now imagine when he gets more experience.
>former Jest players know the team is so hopeless they're telling the fanbase to just die and give him their body partsGrim
>>151382738>youI don't play for them, fucking retard.
Fuck I really want some rice pudding.
>>151382750and that a euphemism for asian pussy?
>>151382749Proof?
>>151382733This, but unironically.
>>151382629
>>151382758Asian semen
People are currently moaning about Aikman apparently being mean to Gayleb yesterday. I watched the game but i dont remember him saying anything out of line
>>151381641>Roger got his wish and now we have a bunch of 9-8 teams playing mediocre football.He told the refs to look out for the tush push and now the Eagles can't win wtihout cheating. He banned Rashee Rice and now the Chiefs can't win. He succeeded at destroying the two super bowl teams.>>151382010>>151382573>I'm not bringing kids into this worldThat's what you retards get for engaging in retarded culture war distractions and not focusing on the mega corps and boomers who were ripping everyone off. Now they're passing tax cuts and fucking all of us over. Vote for your financial interest, not social-culture war distractions and that goes for both parties.
Did everyone forget the Eagles started slow last year, then curbstomped every team they faced in the playoffs?
>>151382781I heard he hates mutthomes
>>151382714
>>151382792Who doesn't
>>151382791Hurts looks like dogshit this year
>>151382792Based
was travis hunter even on the field on sunday?
>>151382801He looked like dogshit in 2023 and won a Super Bowl the next year so…
>>151382799every other commentator especially collinsworth and romo literally cannot talk about the mutt without cooming
>>151382781>>151382792After this tweet he started seething about Mahomes and makes big deal over missed ref calls which happen all the time during games but he only points it out when it happens to the Chiefs. He's the one who started the media frenzy over the refs in 2024 and would have succeded again had the Chiefs won that Jaqs game.
>MVP leader Baker Mayfield vs Second year QB Drake "Him" Maye
kek the seethers come out like roaches
Dov already ended the debate about this
>>151382474>chiefs are injured in week 1 and 2anon I
>>151382799jeetsbeanersschizos
>>151382809Yes but he was obsolete on both sides of the ball
>>151382835>This screenshot was made before the Rice suspension was announced and before Worthy got injured but I'll post it anyway.
>>151382856not a ball knower, why was Rice suspended? caught with gay sex?
>>151382799Children
>>151382818Maye is unreal
>>151382856>Worthy gets a boo-boo in the opener>d-doesn't count
>>151382871Caused a high speed collision on the highway endagering multiple people and got caught on camera.Apparently Rice getting suspended for this was a personal slight against the Chiefs according to the statmutt
>>151382835>Brazil is a home game for the Chiefs
As a @Dov-head, I feel secure in the knowledge that, though the ignorant may chastise us in the present, history books will smile upon us, signifying that we were the true ball-knowers.
>>151382871Gay sex is not only condoned but encouraged on Goodells nfl, do ask and please tell
>>151382573>>151382789Our ancestors had kids in a world in which children had like a 50% of living past the age of 5 and everyone thinks we live in a bad time because of some light bulb temperature and from what they see in the news.
>>151382893oh, was he the cunt that was doing like 200mph and then left after killing someone?it's disgusting how millionaires and athletes just get to walk away from shit like that>2 game suspension in the NFL>for murder
>>151382894any NFL game that takes place in a third world country is a home game for the chiefs
>>151381369ZERO PENALTIES
>>151382906No that was some Raiders player who got arrested several years ago. Worthy didn't injure anyone but he did commit a hit and run
>>151382816>He's the one who started the media frenzy over the refs in 2024 lol real ball knowers know that Chiefs have been refbabies since Mahomes came into the league.
>>151382835>>151382871>>151382887That prediction looks pretty nice in retrospect when you see what Mahomes stats look like with and without his two best weapons (see pic).Eagles only won by 3 points, not a single one of us think that game plays out the same if he had Worthy and Rice.That prediction was made when Rice had a delayed suspension and when Worthy was healthy. Like I said the Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs since a rush team is not going to beat a pass team.
>>151382781reddit is being gay, and the gay aids is spreading to twitter. i don't remember him saying anything eithert. bears fan
>he actually thinks the files are realKEK
>>151382953No one asked and no one will read
>>151381450>TFW you watch a Jets game too hard and spend the next 60 minutes raging and trying to kys
>queefs are counting garbage time touchdowns again
>That prediction looks pretty nice in retrospect when you see what Mahomes stats look like with and without his two best weapons (see pic).>>Eagles only won by 3 points, not a single one of us think that game plays out the same if he had Worthy and Rice.>>That prediction was made when Rice had a delayed suspension and when Worthy was healthy. Like I said the Eagles are a bad matchup for the Chiefs since a rush team is not going to beat a pass team.
>>151382856UH OHSTINKY
>>151381364Kek
Im a bears fan, AMA
>>151382065>sam darnold and daniel jones are fringe mvp contenders I hate living in New York and being a fan of these terrible teams, but good for them. They caught a loooooooot of shit over the years.
>>151382315I just don't see the hype on the broncos
>>151382910correct: 4 declined penalties vs 4 accepted penalties against the lions (ie same)
It's time to say itThe Big 4 needs to be reevaluatedJosh Allen = chokerLamar Jackson = chokerJoe Burrow = injuredPatrick Mahomes = queerAllow me to introduce the REAL Elite 4 of the NFL:Jared GoffBaker MayfieldDrake MayeJaxson Dart
Why do McDermott and Harbaugh still have jobs?
>>151382727>Figuring WHAT out?Please understand, Patullo doesn't know how to call plays yet for an entire game. He's good for 1 half but 2? Nope.
>>151382987How much dick do you suck daily
>>151383009this is racism
>>151383009The Champion of the NFL:Sam Darnold
>>151382987>cubsOh so you're a faggot. South side superiority
>>151383045>cheering for the suxkill yourself, poor
Is he the Jim from the Office of the NFL?
Why can't Mahomes consistently win without his best WRs like Baker does?
i really like the way jaxson dart looks but that kid has gotta learn how to slide
>>151382980Congrats, the Eagles proved they can beat the Chiefs without their WR1 and WR2. We all saw in 2022 what happened when both teams were healthy.
>>151383093He knows how to slide. He's just playing reckless because his coach is pressuring him to win because his job is on the line.
>>151383095you can thank the refs for that one lol
>>151383080Chiefs best WR was Thornton who got kicked off the Patriots practice squad. The Bucs have an abundance of weapons hence the reason Winston, Brady, and Baker all led the league in pass/TDs at one point. All those QBs were on their way out of the league before they joined that team. Patriots didn't want Brady. Baker and Winston couldn't make it as a backup QB.
Why is Mahomes so much worse than Tom Brady at age 30?
>>151383121i really dont think so, he didnt slide one time just took unnecessary hits
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>151383138>The Bucs have an abundance of weaponsyeah and they're all injured right now but baker is still playing better than mahomes
>>151383181Is that the new retard owner for the Colts?
>>151383121He played baseball so you're probably right
>>151383136well I don't have a synced view from when he grabbed his hips to tell you if it's pass interference or defensive holding
Cam Skattebo is cool
>>151383136Mahomes is so good, how does he do it?!
>>151383143Brady wasn't coming off of a Super Bowl hangover which is a phenomena that affects all teams. Fun fact: now that Mahomes has Worthy his TD rate is close to his 2018 season where he had 50 TDs. If he started with Worthy and Rice I think he goes for 60 TDs.
>>151383138lol Baker throwing TDs to Bo Nix's brother who is a 7th round rookie
>>151383234too bad he will be mentally retarded in 3 years time, like Peyton Hillis
>>151383207Yeah
>>151383237>Brady wasn't coming off an all-time pathetic Super Bowl lossYes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like Patrick
>>151383237>injure your own WR (twice)>draft a nog who almost kills someone committing a crime>OH POOR US!and Chief fans are fucking clueless why everyone hates them
>>151383235refs save me!
Mahomes will be a nobody when he retires. No one will care about him in 20 plus years. Just the flavor of the month guy between the Tom Brady and Drake Maye eras
>>15138169172% chance the saints cover the 5.5 spread. 65% chance they win.
>>151383095what happened in 2023 when they actually played on a non-slip-n-slide field?answer me that one FAGGOT
>>151383181That's right, I just have sex with her
>>151383280you really need to learn footballputting your hands on the hips of a receiver and turning them will be called 100% of the time
>>151383080>>151383194>>151383239Mahomes has more total TDs and total yards despite playing most of the season without his WR1 and WR2 unlike Baker who only recently dealt with injuries. Chiefs strength of schedule is harder as well. >>151383278>>151383272>Yes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like PatrickBrady was getting booty blasted in the earlier rounds of the playoffs at age 29. He couldn't sniff a Super Bowl in his late 20s unlike Mahomes who went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.
>>151383321explain this
>>151383335Tom Brady's worst SB performance would be Mahomo's second best KEK
>>151383181Don't talk about my wife like that
>>151383280I wonder if the queefs have a dedicated practice period for their various flag begging performances.aybe they even have their analytics guys study which tantrums are most effective.
jay ajayi whatever happened there
>Mahomes has more total TDs and total yards despite playing most of the season without his WR1 and WR2 unlike Baker who only recently dealt with injuries. Chiefs strength of schedule is harder as well. >>>Yes we know, he doesn't play like shit in Super Bowls like Patrick>Brady was getting booty blasted in the earlier rounds of the playoffs at age 29. He couldn't sniff a Super Bowl in his late 20s unlike Mahomes who went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.
>>151383335>11 TD, 2 INTsLOL that's technically 12 TDs and 1 INT, since Kelce dropped that TD and turned it into a INT. So their pass stats are identical but Mahomes stat mogs him in rush stats.
>>151383356Didn't he have the knees of a 60 year old coming out of college? The fact he did anything at all is impressive
>>151383335Wrong. Look at the Buccs injury reports.
>>151383377he was really good on the phins iirc
>>151383383I don't follow irrelevant NFC teams. How many games has Baker been without his WR1 and WR2?
>>151383355obviously. It's literally part of their strategy
I'm a retarded homosexual who doesn't know ball... John Madden would say I have severe mental retardation after a 15 second ball talk with me... My GOAT is a fraud who will never be the best ever...
>>151383181>>151383318what an absolute classic
>>151383394Like I said, someone with knees that were as damaged as his having good pro years is impressive
>>151383410>he spews bullshit amd stats without wven knowing what he's talking about
>>151383410lol he's missing his top 4
>>151383427truly the faustian spirit
>>151383346probably a lot like thisshit like this happens all the time, but this one play didn't decide the game
>>151383374>>151382978>>151382728>>151382592I'm considering taking this to a hire authority. My post were getting wojacked back when that hacker group had access to the server. They were bullying me and tracking me between different boards and generals. I could be on /a/ or /vg/ and all of my post would be jacked. And now after the server is allegedly been fixed my post are still being wojacked. The hackers are back.
>>151383413funny because every webm from the rams game I saw they were begging for flags, my team begs for flags (and they're a shitter), every team begs for flagsyour cope is too much
>>151383302but look what he's accomplished by age 30 anon
>>151383302Mahomessisters, our response?
>>151383302>>151383486>Mahomes will be a nobody when he retires. If he retired today he ends his career with the 2nd most playoff wins of all time.The 2nd most super bowl MVPsThe 2nd most pass TDs in the playoffs.The highest TD and yards per game in NFL history.The only QB to win 3 Super bowl MVPs and 2 league MVPs.The only QB to never miss a champoinship round.He's already on MT Rushmore.
>>151383473>run blatant pick play against Jags>flag>Mahomes runs up to the official and cries>pick up the flagI have never seen that shit in my fucking life
Herbertsisters...our girl's latest album was a flop...we need to find a new beard and fast
>>151383557>2ndStopped reading there I only talk about first place
i cant believe we have to deal with another 10+ fucking years of the pats being good
>>1513823151. Buccaneers2. Chiefs3. Colts4. Eagles5. Steelers6. Patriots7. Chargers8. Falcons9. Bills10. Bearsfyfy
>>151383597trumpenstein made the call on behalf of (((Kraft)))
>>151383138the belishart era patriots are not competent evaluators of talent lmao
why would an NFL quarterback be on Mt Rushmore, a memorial of US presidents
Mahomes discourse is absolute cancer.
don't worry guys the phins are going to win every game left in the season and go on to the owl hell yeah lets go boysnah i'm just kidding fire chris grier.
>>151383600My falcons arent that good, just get a 10 point lead and make Penis come from behind.
>>151383302>a first ballot hall of famer will be a nobody when he retireskek you need to dial 8
I don't give a shit about politics or who performs these awful shows but I knew Kelce was a fag for a long time and I took a lot of heat here in philly for saying so.
>>151383576BOGGED. Imagine the chaos when the other shoe drops on all these bogged and botoxed women.
>>151383660This isn’t a real quote
>>151383660>numale who is marrying a tranny giving opinionskekhe's right but not for why he thinks
>>151383660you're pretty retarded if you think that's a real quote
>>151383653>make Penis come from behind.hehe
lions lads, how can we ever recover?
>>151383624MAHOMES HAS CANER??!?!?!?!?!1
>>151383576 Lando Norris’s dad managed to find one and have enough left over to pay off the team to get his son the title.
>>151383673It hardly matters, chuds have no media literacy and just like inventing things to be mad about.
>>151383649Imagine that stinky ass animal jumping into your pool and leaving flesh eating bacteria in it.
>>151383690Brian Branch is based, don't care what (((he))) thinks
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GO
>>151383713You know pools are filtered right?
>>151383713yeah he's pretty based I agree.
>>151383690Chiefs bullied the bullies.
>>151383690They'll recover faster than Juju's nose will
>>151383690he makes a fair point
>>151383707based /F1/ enjoyer
>>151383713That's the animal's habitat. The humans are the intruders
whos your favorite talking head? mines rich eisen and cowherd
>micro penis is goo-https://x.com/NFL_DF/status/1978083607076909314
>>151383660wtf I never knew he was this based
step on refs
>>151383791Theo Ash
kill refs with force powers
>>151383660>I don't give a shit about politics or who performs these awful showsproceeds to bitch about politics and a halftime show that only women should care about.fag
send refs to the shadow realm
>>151383791Colin Cowherd is entertaining but he treats his audience like retards. At the start of the season he said the Chief dynasty is over. Now that they're winning he's saying everyone was overacting to the chiefs struggles. No other person in the media flips flops as blatantly as him. He's a gifter/vibes merchant.
>>151383660based jason
>>151383819Not watching this Spics half time show.
assault refs very wellbeing
>>151383852i like him because hes biased against zesty bucks
Dov posted about that we don't need to discuss it further
>>151383852his audience is retards
give refs ptsd
Hello filthy plebs, give me your organs.
i will be watching the TPUSA counterprogramming halftime show thanks
>>151383851remember that time alvin kamara ran into a sideline official snapping his leg in half and you could literally hear him screaming in agony and kamara just got up and walked away?
form sexual relationships with refs...wait maybe not that one
>>151383908sonic spinball into refs
>>151383690He's right you know
Dov is the greatest storyteller we've ever seen. He is akin to Dostoyevsky in his ability to delve into the human condition. He teaches without even trying
>>151383908the chain gang are not refs
>>151383908kek
>>151383899If he paid me I'd do it desu
intimidate the refs into submission
>>151383865not my halftime show lookin ahh
>>151383953i didn't say it was a ref
>>151383961Sorry pleb, that’s illegal. Gotta give it up for free.
I'll be watching the TurningPoint's halftime show
>>151383908I remember watching that shit live on redzone and you could hear the guy screaming in agony then it just switched to a different game lol
>>151382412I’m convinced this chiefs schizo is just an epic shitposter
>>151383981based, but cringe
>>151383841No I don't buy Kelce is a forced faggot and I got sick of him years before he retired
My patented fraud test: Add up the total wins and losses of your team's opponents they beat and if it's above .500 your team is not a fraud.
I got that D Hop kushRun it up, Reggie BushSplashin cash like they tagged meRunnin thru 10 toes down dragged me
bear bros, we're in good hands
>>151381383you can see that stacy switft is mad she has to associate with all these negros now that she's dating kelce
>>151384046Now let's check who the Lions have beaten
>>151382471I haven’t seen a single Colts game. Are they really legit or are they just the 2024 Vikings 2.0? The Steelers and Jaguars don’t pass the eye test and look inferior to those Vikings from last season. I haven’t seen anything from the Colts though
>>151384079theyre pretty legit but havent faced real competition yet
>>151384046>Giants 2-4>Ravens 1-5>Lions 4-2Total wins 7Total losses 11Chiefs bros..........
>>151382525The best CFB roster of all time would blown out by a triple digit score playing either of them or even the Jets
>>151384073You're right. The Loins are dogshit and it's not impressive to beat them.
>lions
Lions beat your favorite team
start race wars in the ref community
fingerbang female refs and get divorced and lose your job
send refs the check but don't actually have money in your bank account
>>151384119>b-but they were #1 in a lot of power rankings!real ball knowers knew they'd be nothing after losing their coordinators
>>151383181get out of the genny
>>1513840792024 Vikings had a better defense
>>151384184That's why you should carry cash
trap refs aboard the world champ float by sabotaging the mechanisms
>>151384213>Lands are running out of water and people's electric bills are doubling just so this zoomer can generate this AI slopFuck humanity I'm now rooting for the billionaires and black rocks of the world to keep fleecing these dumb fucks.
>>151384288>DA PLANET THAT'S 70+% WATER IS GOING TO RUN OUT OF IT BECAUSE THE JEWS ON TIKTOK TOLD ME!!!
Dov brings the facts while /nfl/ operates in fiction
>>151384317Truth nuke
>>151381364topkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyLAmh54G5Q
>>151384317The only person I trust during this troubling times
I don't think there's a DB in Detroit's secondary that can match MVP Tez Johnson's speed. I'm predicting a breakout game of 150 yards and two tuddies on Monday.
>>151384451this is such a big boy throw i cant get enough of it
>>151384421real agendafreetv energy in this image
>>151384451The interesting thing about him is that he had a bad 40 yard dash at the combine despite turning heads at the senior bowl. He's probably one of those "fast game speed" guys or whatever
>>151384421These people are not visually appealing
>>151383413The NFL doesn’t have an embellishment rule. Technically the could call it unsportsmanlike but the Chiefs do indeed do this as strategy (which Mahomes didn’t deny when called out for it last season) and get away with it, drawing penalties.
>>151384451>Suckanneers are bragging about barely beating a Purdy-less 49ers.Sad. Let's be honest the most schizo fanbase on /nfl/ has been the Bucs and I'm not even talking about the webm spammer who was outed as being a Bucs fan. The Eagles are the only great team they played and they got blown out despite Baker statpadding in garbage time.
>>151384507I think Egbuka was much the same his 40 time didn't blow people away
>>151382431No
>>151384555>These people are not visually appealingYou see another man and immediately rank their attractiveness. I see men and couldn't care less what they look like since I only do that with girls. Anon, I think you are on the wrong board try >>>/lgbt/.
>>151384451On second watch, although this is good work from Bakey it's also abysmal defense fron the niners.
>>151384559>blown outIt was a one possession game.And the Rams lost to that same 49ers team so they couldn't be that bad. And now everybody is dickriding the Falcons so that win is looking stronger and stronger by the week AND the Texans look like they're starting to come on. So fuck yourself, cocksucker.
AHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
what team relates to this the most?
bakey? quakey.
>>151383569you don't know what a pick play is, sorry
>>151383708ironic :^)
>>151384601just came from there...that is NOT a board about lettuce, garlic, bacon, tomato sandwiches.
>>151384625>It was a one possession game.You lying piece of shit. They were down 31-13 with only 3 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. That game was over and Baker started statpadding in garbage time once the Eagles defense eased up on him.
>>151384687Lakey
>>151383917do you have the one where the ref stops the play and then puts his dick against the center, then proceeds to thrust his hips into the guy as he passes him after?
>>151384732They were on the fucking 10 yard line with a chance to tie the game with 8 minutes left in the game you schizo faggot. Kill yourself.
>>151384747....uh no anon you doing ok?
>>151384747not sure, let me check my chiefs folder.
New>>151384751>>151384751>>151384751
>>151384559the Schizo has accused everyone of being the flu poster now. maybe write another essay?
>>151384487and by that you mean he overthrew his receiver
>>151384627that's a good leash babby :^)
>>151384766based>>151384767cringe
>>151384487Deep throws are incomplete or intercepted 9 out of 10 times. When they connect, they get made into webms. It’s like that Mitch Hedberg joke about casino advertisements showing people winning. This is what happened once. Though to be fair Baker has done it a few times this season
