BHARAT MATA KI JAI

YFI

>>151382569
>we tolerate everybody except people that disagree with us
That's my biggest gripe and my biggest criticism of the conservative side of the spectrum. Commies if nothing else know how to wield power and they created this cancel culture shitting up the world to boot

>>151382697
do you want conservatives to also wield power in this way?

So you guys like having sex and travelling?

YFO actually

i travel to the letterbox sometimes

>>151382720
Arthashastra teaches this. Wipe out enemies of society by all and any means neccesaary. And that's the key word: society. Do what is needed for a successful society. Bending over to cancers of society like faggots and islamists is not that. And Chanakya knew a thing or several about nation building

cheeky bet on aussies to lift the moral victory in the ashes

>>151382796
should be minimum laws, maximum social pressure on abnormality and society destabilising behaviour

>>151382879
point 2 really requires us to become a Christian nation again

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>>151382879
Like i said using the example of faggots, can be tolerated up to a point and should never be encouraged (endlessly promoting fags in tv/media and having trannys in drag going to schools)

Give credit to the chinks as far as i'm aware they've crushed the cucktian missionaries (aka CIA) and islamists alike

>>151383016
true, or at least some kind of religious framework
basically every religion has an esoteric and exoteric aspect, and the exoteric exists mostly to keep npc's in line on a societal level

ive honestly thought about starting to go to church again
I did for a bit during covid, felt like the right thing to do during what was clearly a very satanic time in our country

>>151383074
just being on 4chan means we are usually outside the norm but there is rightfully a stigma attached if mentioned irl
should be the same for gays and footfags and any other weird antisocial thing

Unironically might start smoking so I can stop vaping. Infinitely easier to quit cigs

>>151383225
Mandir > church
>>151383367
>that's gay
>stop being a faggot
Doesn't register with zoomers there is no antigay stigma. Though that's not my point, just should never be promoted by the state

>>151383514
>there is no antigay stigma
not anymore but there was up until recently, because of a concerted push for "normalisation"

>>151383582
its already on its way back now that the right is starting to win the culture war, but probably close to a decade before its back to 2005 levels

>retarded extremists describing their fantasies
every one of you stupid faggots will be up against the wall the second you try something.

>faggot thinks you will get shot for quitting vaping

>>151383980
chill out champ, no need to try troll here

>>151383436
>quitting something that tastes disgusting is easier than quitting something that tastes like sunshine
checks out tbqh

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How are Britis even real?

bit of a stretch of incredulity by triple M to claim that there wouldn't be any Pearl Jam or Nirvana without Hunters & Collectors

>>151384878
if he was hit on the leg by a ball in a car park it'd be an LBVW iykwim haha

>>151385551
kek

>>151384878
beyond bong ingenuity to erect a mesh covering at this other area

Been shitting liquids for the last 2 hours
This is NOT a civilised country
Knew I shouldn't have shook hands with all those guys pretending to be my friend

half the videos on sky news have israel or gaza in the title and the rest sneak the topic in regardless of whatever the title says

id tell you to hydrate but that will prob make it worse
you may need to subsist on your stored body fat for a couple weeks

>>151385551
>there are no funny micksperg post-ACK!

lad probably has a couple years' worth of storage to spare

>>151386905
this but youtube livestreams recommended, i use a frontend and never watch those kinds of videos
really makes you think what narrative google is pushing

>>151386988
i use freetube but playback in the app has been broken for the better part of a week and i have to open youtube embeds

>>151387068
try newpipe or maybe just invidious with PIP

rip D'angelo :(
https://youtu.be/H_WzjiTzZBA

>>151387152
used to use invidious but it was a pain how often the instances broke or were limited and have set up multiple profiles in freetube now
usually an update fixes whatever bullshit youtube changed and they are out after a few days but maybe it's on my end because no updates as of yet

>>151387243
>it was a pain how often the instances broke
fair enough
i remember it happened a few months back and the only one that really worked was nadeko or something
didn't try too many but the ones i used to use were getting fucked by youtube
like shit maybe don't paywall background play if FOSS cunts can do it for free
as if they need more money

>>151387314
>like shit maybe don't paywall background play if FOSS cunts can do it for free
it would save them bandwidth
a bunch of the videos i play are just for background audio to passively listen to while on other tabs

Zia Yusuf has to be a cia plant or something
hes too well spoken and sharp

what cheating has the bcci done to give their team a leg-up in the women's world cup? looking through the fixtures, they play almost every sunday for a start

bard actually went to India to watch the women's world cup

alright lads

hot weather is very feminine

>>151388664
https://youtu.be/n6FDrlOGLzw

going overseas so I have something to post on cric about

>>151388734
applied for a £566 refund yet mate

>>151388888

Get in the fucken plane lad
Fix that scoliosis and 'em sunken eyes
And 'em shaking knees will piss right off and maybe
You'll come back to life
Gotta get to Ibiza

>convict hours

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More cricket related discussion in AusGOD hours. Britzoloid hours are just blogposting or Britjeet shitting up the thread.

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>>151389034
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>11 wickets at 24 and batting average of 25 so far this summer, career first class bowling avg of 24
explain why neser shouldn't be next bowler picked or an all-rounder option

>>151389168
You could put a scarecrow in and Bongs would still lose

>>151389182
>You could put a scarecrow in
renshaw is a possibility

konstas with an elite and muscular 0 (4)

Haydos doesnt think marnie should open but I dont see any other option
plus haydos is basing that off his last 3 years of low scores, not the elite summer hes started

Found Mick lads
>>151387156

the feeble british flogposting syndicate

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prob just considered discarded goods at this point but this is handscomb's return for the australian summer, as well as 85 (144) today

>>151389221
doesn't matter, he HAS to play the first test for some reason

>>151389221
boland is in form
that will be zak crawley in a few weeks

>>151389544
youngest player to get hundreds in each innings of a sheffield shield since ponting or something
too bad it's taken nearly a year with the rest of the shield season plus tests for australia to get his 3rd

South Africa looking a bit fucked here

they're cooked m8

>TNT turn to cycling and rugby commentators for UK Ashes coverage
>TNT Sports will rely on rugby union and cycling specialists to lead their Ashes coverage from the UK in an unusual hybrid commentary model which will also involve a team of pundits in Australia
tfw when you spend all your money on the bid itself kek

>>151389702
is this how you win the moral victory?

>Sean Abbott became the first player to be subbed out of a Sheffield Shield match for an injury other than concussion under Cricket Australia's new trial rule
hmmm

>>151389734
we like the sub rule here

>>151389734
karma

make it 14 wickets for neser, and leading the shield

>>151389731
are there even moral victories in cycling?

big fan of cricket
strongly dislike anything which i personally do not consider to be cricket

>>151389785
https://youtu.be/2QBcc87yoc8

>>151389370
theres a few players like that the selectors just won't look at because they've had a shot previously and are considered too old

Janny, Janny, Janny, don't be lazy
Janny, Janny, Janny, don't be lazy
i know it's hopeless
i know it's sad
i know you're stupid
i know it's sad
but janny janny janny
janny janny janny
Don't be a jerk Janny
don't be so cruel to me
don't be a jerk Janny
don't be so cruel to me
It's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)
it's out of love (no it's not)

https://youtu.be/rsdmq7tbunA

Brevis underperformed today, just 54 with the bat

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Once again it'll be up to the Hindu /strongmind/ to save the pathetic choking wh*te saffas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh30W2F_yRc

>>151389873
just looked up his internation stats, oof

>>151389920
They have the eye test down in the stats? No? Didn't think so

>t20 babby
>eye test
lel

David Warner started as a T20 babby

maybe the queer eye test lmao

>>151389981
Don't think they have that in the stats either

reminder the entire indian women's team failed the sniff test

*craackkk*
*tsssssssssstk*
yep

usman and marnie batting tomorrow morning

lads I don't feel good about pooth poofrica winning this one

don't worry next game will be an 800-4d type affair with no winner

>world champions lose to a team that play 2 tests a year
lmao nice sport you've got there

Brevis' 54 would've been a Lara-record breaker on a better pitch

>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary rhys sylvester bowen
*disappears*

a tale older than time

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Zutted

>using poof as an insult
yikes, cric is faggot friendly mate

It's just a round-about way of calling someone a turk

Pakistan won by 93 runs

Didn't win the mace though did they

Eng W vs Eng W soon

more like Eng L haha

>Konstas' Test hopes fade with a duck on 13-wicket day
He's done and not just for the Ashes

too much money and effort has been spent on an article and youtube B-roll by Murdoch, he's getting another go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjyQJDO0lOA

roses are being smashed

Whats a par score on this pitch?

400

wouldn't mind smashing some english roses (with my dick) iykwim haha

afghanistan mogged bangladesh for 200 runs lads
it's not even an upset anymore, they have overtaken them in cricket standings

you can tell it's freshie season when sad cunts are actually posting about cricket in here multiple times an hour

>he stays in the general all year round

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yes.

>>151390873
you're not that special

meant i don't think at all

Yeah the ausposter thats stays in here all year long with the two or three brit faggots and sebshit is an absolute gaylord

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fuming.

he'll probably kill himself along with the britblogs when they're exiled from 4chan

afl has arrived for the summer i see

>english women are one of the "big 3"

there are at least a few of us, don't want you to confuse me with the bloke with fucking awful taste in who recently discovered rym & pitchfork.

do you guys have souls?

imagining how sick bard's mate must be of the tyrant bard and his overbearing itinerary

>>151390481
who else are >we going to drag out long term
renshaw is dogshit for long stretches of his career and is almost 30 now, bancroft was wasted and pucovski was /weakmind/ and was getting literally heemed every other game

motherfuckers shit on acdc for being braindead then cite some motherfucker with a pink noise generator running into a band filter with a 909 for 9 minutes as a beacon of real music

>>151391048
no idea but i will trash the selectors when their choice doesn't pay off

>>151391048
clearly threw a dart at a board to get the yoof on board again. why not give jake lehmann another go, the public love father-son shit.

there's like 2 dozen bowlers with a bowling avg under 20 in the shield so far
all the openers are just cannon fodder that hope somebody in the middle order will bail the team out

steven 'I am legally blind' smith and fatwa islam have earned their spot in this glorified victory lap of an ashes series. to say otherwise is ageist and racist, possibly sexist too.

>>151391071
it's not really that confusing

>>151391098
jake lehmann ever being in the conversation at any time of his career is a damning indictment on the state of australian cricket

>>151390247
so true

>>151391173
it was a joke, much like labiashag, smoth, cuckwaja for the past 5 years. what difference will a new dead weight make?

we all know mcgurk is the next test opener for australia

>>151391009
Do you worry about your soul? If so fear not because that means you still have one.

remember when carey was in form and then cricket ended for 6 months?

Englands brave Joe Poot has declared he is ready to break his century drought in this upcoming Ashes series.

criminal that kurtis patterson and cam bancroft couldn't get a game for years

souls are so prevalent, belonging to everything, and overlapping and effecting one another that it is absurd to consider them as a separate entities unless you approach metaphysics as if you were viewing it with a microscope. it's just the one big soul.

dare I say it, hurricane hilton cartwright?

10th listen of the new geese album. I no longer like it and find it annoying and I probably won't listen to it again

>>151391241
t. communes with demons on drug trips

>>151391230
kurtis patterson was cooked and left cricket for years m8

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>>151391230
bannedcroft is a fuckhead who fundamentally destroyed test cricket in the eyes of the general public for the good part of a decade. supplicating fuck, imagine ruining your career for warner of all people. Sad!

>>151391247
mad how like 10 years ago he was scoring runs at an insane rate then just decided to be dogshit for a while

don't even need to open the picture seen Capture-bannedcroft.jpg so many times over the last decade

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sure it wasn't this one?

don't even remember that

>>151391303
should be banned from the game for life for any one of those answers

Based rain sparing >our blushes

>>151391303
>coldplay
why are normies like this? what next you listen to u2? how about oasis? the verve?

>>151391356
>rain stops
>dls revised total
>15 overs remaining
>20 runs required

>DAE H8 U2?!??!?
NPC take

I don't know much about music, but I know what I like. and it's not the irish

music takes in /cric/ are generally quite grire

girl band I remember having at least one great album

holding hands with jamie was the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU yep still slaps deadarse fr

not just perpetually putting out the fall cover albums like every """modern""" post punk group from the british isles and half of the ones from america

The Mask is kino and he arguably should be unbanned for that answer

>>151391414
elastica

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insane how hard it is to pirate music in the current year. literally just soulseek left I think

Finally stopped shitting liquid and feel a bit better
Being surrounded by loud uncouth Indians when you're feeling at death's door is NOT a peak travel experience

>>151388894
I'm sad on your behalf but I understand why you need to make that decision

>>151391028
He'd be absolutely lost without it desu
The itinerary is working an absolute treat

>>151391485
YouTube to MP3 is instant and effective, just a bit of a pain having to do it song by song, but that's not too arduous

>>151391493
absolutely not doing that lmao

not an audiophile and happy with 320kpbs mp3s but that is just an insane suggestion

told you not to touch the street food

everyone who goes to india gets critically ill. everyone underplays it though in order to not be seen as unintrepid

>six string hack listens to yt2mp3 128kbps rips
Fucking howling at this mentally zutted shitter. A disgrace of an arrogant, tuneless, rhythmless subhuman

*whistles Soul Limbo*

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>>151391519
Yes it's because they don't want to be seen as the opposite of fearless, bold adventurer's that they don't talk about the hygiene concerns in India.

>>151391493
have done this with some aussie albums i couldn't find anywhere else
>copy album playlist into jdownloader and download all video files
>bulk convert with vlc
>bulk sort/rename/grab album info with mp3tag

yeah, that's what I said, but with more words

>>151391502
Why?
Just find the HD uploads and you can download it at the same quality

>>151391504
Think it was touching the Indians that was the problem
Had quite a few handshakes but then ate restaurant food with my hands without washing them first, only have myself to blame really

>>151391519
I'm happy to admit that I'm unintrepid
It's a dirty country and the hygiene standards are quite poor for lots of people
Still worth a visit thoughever

The only way I would go to India is if I was forced and I would view with much trepidation.

>>151391539
really damning stuff

>Absolutely no difference to the earlier conditions. Still raining pretty steadily. The good thing though is that we are still more than three hours away from the cut-off time.

>>151391579
You'd miss out on cheap curries
You'd only have yourself to blame for that

>>151391562
it literally cannot not exceed 128kbps var mate

>>151391594
Simply not true
Any YouTube to MP3 downloader lets you choose the download quality
So if the original audio was uploaded in high quality, you can download it in high quality

bourdain, ignoring the memes was the best at the travelogue in the early days where he didn't shy away from how ill he got. remember one where one of the camera operators had to be basically MASH'd out in a helicopter

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>>151391485
tried the greyed out one and it had seeders

no it is absoilutely true
if you pay for premium you get access to 256kpbs but they literally do not otherwise have audio at a higher bitrate available

>>151391610
what's this on? I'm using rutracker after what.cd went down but the site is basically dead these days

>six string hack fully exposed as a dumb cunt not knowing about yt bitrate limits
No wonder he can't get a real job or even real friends, he just has a little coconut patsy who does what he's told to make his arrogant little incel self feel good about bossing someone around

Reminder as soon as i posted about my on pitch he started pretending he used to play for a sunday league pub team lmao as if

having a chill convo in here bro, why u harshing it?

>>151391631
Same, just ru and slsk tradersden ocassionally. Fucked if nothing else comes along

>>151391631
qbittorrent search engine with a bunch of extra torrent sites through jackett
here's the description page for that one
https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6708962

>>151391622
Ok I googled it and you're right
My most humble of apologies

>>151391606
So true
If a day spent shitting liquid is the price you must pay for beautiful food, then so be it

https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25LgKq/greta-thunberg-they-kicked-me-every-time-the-flag-touched-my-face
makes you think

>that's an expensive piano
>still wants to pipe up about music
cute

every musical thought or opinon bard hard put forward has a big fat * next to it because he was literally listening to 128kpbs youtube rips lmao

>>151391695
watched an interview with one of the guys who said they all got strip searched

>just download the HD version from youtube. it's the same as 320 or flac bro
dear oh dear lmao
probably the most grire bard take since the whole mainstream author situation. basically outed himself as a tech boomer there. me? my cope would be to blame the grimdian surroundings and (part and parcel) illness / fever causing wild hallucinations

>>151391722
Elgar's Cello Concerto remains the greatest piece of music of all time, no matter what quality you listen to it in

>>151391695
remembering the time she had that private meeting with known fellow climate concernee leo dicaprio at age 17.
quite like greta

it is quite funny how everyone collectively decided greta was actually cool like 3 years ago

it's not even the worst part of ripping from youtube
the "single" tracks in an album playlist are always the music video, which can be a different volume to the other tracks and/or have other bullshit in it the that the album track doesn't

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greta's bookshelf featuring a lonely planet for her own country

better read than gravity's rainbow tbf

>– And then I put on my frog hat. When I’m about to get off the boat, there are a bunch of police officers waiting for me. They grab me, pull me to the ground, and throw an Israeli flag over me.

>Greta Thunberg describes how she is dragged to a paved area fenced in with iron fences. This is a protracted scene that lasts for over six hours, according to Greta, and is confirmed by several participants in the flotilla that Aftonbladet talks to.

>– They dragged me to the opposite side from where the others were sitting, and I had the flag around me the whole time. They hit and kicked me.
>Greta laughs.
>– Then they ripped off my frog hat, threw it on the ground, stomped and kicked it, and kind of threw a tantrum.

frog hat lmao

>One scene was very moving, she describes.

>– I needed to go to the bathroom and asked to do so. Then I had to be led through where people were sitting and they saw me.

>A female member of the Swedish delegation said, “We are with you, Greta.”

>– Then she was taken aside and assaulted, says Greta Thunberg.

>– When I continue through the rows of people sitting there, they say ‘Slay!’.

>(Slay originally means “to kill violently.” But as internet slang, it means to do something extremely well. Greta Thunberg says it all the time).

>– They say ‘Slay’ because they know it’s my word. And those who say slay get beaten by the guards. I continue forward and then someone shouts ‘Slaaaay’. And then more and more people join in and shout ‘Slay’, and when everyone is shouting it, they can’t assault everyone. It was...

we can read it if we want spastic

I'm giving you a curated selection

>>151391784
getting chud patron saint tate getting put in jail shit was funny

nothing else worth seeing unless you want greta feet pics there's like five shots of her feet only

What a little pussy bitch 128kbps six string hack and bnonce turned out to be. Wouldn't dare step on court, on pitch or inside the squared circle they'd get zutted

>/cric/ - crick and et

how you faggot plastic wall m8? sorry for not giving you attention for 35 seconds

>128kbps still too scared to even reply
Mentally zutted no wonder he ran away from a little on pitch kickabout then lied about playing for a pub team

>>151391877
>noooo you can't just off topic post when there's no proper cricket on

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morning all, here's the sip

oh no, covers are off

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almost completed marathoning the latest redbar

baddies love this kind of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5GXD63-AyE

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Alri.

Still baffles me that Indians don't care about Test cricket enough to buy 330 rupee tickets to watch the players they basically worship as gods

Sign of a severe mental deficiency

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URewU5ll7VY insane how good this is

>>151392162
The tech world is the way that it is because they have attention spans of a goldfish

want to call in sick tomorrow and listen to diamond jubilee over and over

>128kbps still malding about being exposed

>>151392191
Another thing I can't believe, adjacent to this, is how awful their websites are (e.g., for trains, other tickets) when there's 1.4 billion of them and they're supposedly skilled in tech

I can completely believe it lmao

>>151392146
nepalchads keep winning NPNPNPNPNPNPNP JAY NEPAL JAY PASHUPATINATH

Will grab a cup of coffee from the captain's cafe tomorrow

how much longer is shitjeet going to beg for (You)s from bard? getting a bit humiliating at this point because he keeps getting ignored and that's 95% of his posting over the last 5 threads

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>>151392555
they switch to gloating eventually

>>151392555
you boys talking about me?

>grimdia flag bard
reddit
>nepal flag bard
4chan

simple as

>>151392656
Gimme a week and I'll be based and 4chanpilled then

>>151392822
Travel to Bhaktapur if you can, Patan and Hanumandhoka pale in comparison.

>>151393041
Other than the ABC trek, I think it'll just be a couple of days in Pokhara and a few in Kathmandu. Could do it as a day trip from the latter, I guess

Airee is out of this world. He's had a runout in all 5 games in these qualifiers now.

most people don't need to travel to india to figure out these basic truths about indians

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPOOLmvCLhE/

Rory is coming to the ashes
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP0_VLJDUe-/

got on the scales this morning. yikes didn't realise it was that bad

>>151397403
what was the final result lad?

95kg at 188cm
happy at 78kg

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immaculate

been up and down for a while and realised last year you can lose weight just with focused intent and visualisation
it also repairs the skin and i've 80% faded a scar i've had since a kid

just gave the new geese 2.5 stars on rym doesnt hold up on the 11th listen

poof didn't even thank me for a link to his tranny album

did write a post cant remember why I didnt post it but the intent was there

probably got distracted by certain man's youtube rip suggestion

For me? It's yt-dlp

marnus approaching another 50
is he actually back?

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>Another rigged tournament

>>151400059
>4 hundreds in his past 5 games
Britzoloids, our response?

>>151401796
did he make the 4th? cricinfo keeps stopping randomly and it says he's still on 94

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>>151401820
Aye. CA website has it updated.

>>151401820
cricket.com.au is more up to date, cricinfo just periodically picks up that data

ah, never really followed domestic cricket on there live and assumed it was like internationals

probably get called back up to the australian side but has blown his load for qld now
i mean how many hundreds in short succession can a man maintain

what is the current state of cricket?

queensland

found a username:pass for cricket.com.au

>>151401850
you get a free stream and audio commentary on there its much better other than the ui

still boggles the mind the engineering that goes into building big stadiums, bridges, skyscrapers, etc

based labubu

They don't teach sovl in engineering though

Even just a year ago this genny wasn't as pathetic and anaemic as it is now.
What a grim decline.
Sad!

Farage will save /cric/ in 2029. Enjoy the slow decline still then.

>click on catalog
>ctrl-f /rug/
>0/0

remember this kid who wore his brother's cricket whites on a day as a painter's shitkicker and went home with them covered in gap filler

filled your mums gap last night champ

kwab, can't even get a double ton

Bit rude to say that about your mum

>convict hours

gotten

any good cric 'micks lately? haven't paid much attention to this flogposting general

watching cricket is an ok 'mick but you wouldn't get it

the summer of marnus lads

*takes a grim poo*

just checked into the ER

>

apologies, meant to quote this
>It was the fifth time that Boland has dismissed Konstas in Shield cricket and the third time in the last three innings he has faced him.

pretty sure sam heazlett did something like konstas getting a few hundreds early on in shield and then just fizzled away into obscurity

>goes to bindia once
>gets violent diarrhoea
>good morning sir, you want to buy very cheap vinyl record downloaded at 128 from youtube sir??

>>151402886
kek

hes really not going to live that down

tragic stuff from a man ostensibly "into music"

the itinerary must be amended

>>151402886
heh the full experience

>>151402919
There is a reason 128kbps is a pathetic lowlife "civil" servant. It's where the arrogant schmucks with lower than average IQ but thinking they have an above average IQ end up
*whistles Soul Limbo*

Peter Thiel is an anagram of The Reptile

What does palantir even do

/cric/ needs new poosonalities for the summer. I say we all invent a new one and we start our narratives on the 1st of november

I could post some poetry if you'd like

>>151403132
spies
everyone of their products and services has disgustingly accurate names

>>151403124
>it's real

everything spies now. everything you say or do even offline is being used to feed large language ai

yes but not everything is named after something like a palantir
if you knew what one was or wasn't esl you'd know that was the point

talking about the first paragraph not the second I am familiar with your virgin freak lotr references

>>151403309
palantir is their company name not a product or service l2r

so what is your grievance then retard

I have never read Lord of the Rings

is that unusual?

i have never read lord's

my grievance is clearly you not being able to read a single sentence
where's your visa

prose fiction is gay

epistolary is gayer

irish nonsense is gayest

I like iambic verse the most (in the autistic sense)
paddybabble is okay but ur right about it being gay.
I have a statue of Apollo sitting on my desk right next to my fleshlight.

concerned about how white and male this is
https://adelaide.4wdshow.com.au/whats-on/special-guests/

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>Outback Mike
>Shaun Whale
>Jesse from 4WD 247
>The Duck
state of pozzies

ronny dahl must be the gash king

bangladeshi woman batting is a fucking nigar

>>151403500
yes but imagine the absolute state of bogan sandgroper women that involves for him

just fell asleep

making my return to the gym tomorrow morning
need to sort my body out again

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looks like a regular coltrane on the glass sax

been listening to cindy lee - diamond jubilee (2024) on repeat all day. that is what you call a modern day triumph not geese - reddit (2025). makes you realise why women were so lackluster compared to women matt was actually the talentless hack of the flegels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PEA7oHFS5w

>>151404112
>why women were so lackluster compared to women
why preoccupations were so lacklustre I meant to say

weatherald surely in the selection discussion?

bard and zachy really are the entirety of brit posters huh?

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How does this affect England's chances of winning the Ashes?

>>151405999
not sure any of bazs mates do anything tbqh

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Not the coach they should be worried about.

Dailymail's done a nasty hit piece on good 'ol Paulie without saying much directly about WHY he isn't with the national team. Makes one start to wonder about what's really going on.

Until this bit caught my eye.

>Daily Mail Sport understands it is extremely unlikely that assistant coach Paul Collingwood will be included when the ECB announces the backroom team for the series Down Under, in the next few weeks. That will mean his absence from the England coaching team – from which he disappeared ‘for personal reasons’ on the first day of the one-off Test against Zimbabwe in Nottingham

In an astonishing coincidence, on the day Collie went missing on May the 22nd, as per news reports from a month ago;

https://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/13429626/english-cricket-figure-investigated-over-sexual-assault-spiking-allegations-by-metropolitan-police

>A well-known figure within English cricket is being investigated by police over allegations of spiking two women and sexually assaulting one of them.

>As first reported by the Daily Telegraph, a man in his 40s was questioned under caution by the Metropolitan Police in June after a complaint over an alleged incident on May 22 at a pub in the SW6 area of south-west London, which covers Fulham and Parsons Green.

Dailymail really doing their best to tell us without telling us.

oh no no no Collie, what have you done lad?

>>151382510
oh u know just third world things

>>151406612
aye nice connecting the dots bard
that makes a lot of sense

aye thanks mate. cool it with the schizo rambling though. Am not bard, am not the yank, am not britjeet, am not daniel or any of your other imaginary friends.

>>151406856
you wanna be bard? like feel free to if you want, seats open

cheers mate, but I would rather neck myself and anyhow am too rich and buff to be bard

>>151407001
>canada
lol

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Just realized they put in the flag for the Republic.

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>>151407055
Yes saars, we are real Can-adians saar.

>everyone is over 30

all from software jobs too?

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>Eight men arrested in alleged $400,000 mail theft in Canada
elite batting lineup

Congratulations, you have uncovered a Khalistani terrorist cell, please proceed to execute them. Or.....our assassins will.

>>151407235
Imagine a world without indians

20 TEAMS CONFIRMED FOR THE T20I WORLD CUP 2026.

India, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Australia, Bangladesh, England, South Africa, United States, West Indies, Ireland, New Zealand, Pakistan, Canada, Italy, Netherlands, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Nepal, Oman, UAE


thoughts, /cric/?

did namibia get in with that win over SA the other day?
up the nams

>>151407576
>hosted in india
full rigging engaged

group stages leaked lads
>group a
India, Canada, Italy, Netherlands, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Nepal, Oman, UAE, Ireland

>group b
Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Australia, Bangladesh, England, South Africa, United States, West Indies, New Zealand, Pakistan

>>151406612
>englunder
>is a rapist
Every. Single. Time. Without fail.

>>151407235
Zuttian (Jatt) spirit

lmao bard is literally spending so long on his toilet he's unironically become an elite detective

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Doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to guess a filthy englunder (a ginga at that) is a rapist

>>151408598
>on his toilet
why can't he immerse himself in the local culture and go outside?