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what do jap fans think of ohtanis slump? surely hes brought shame on his people
I don't care if the Jays lose, just don't get swept by Seattle again.
1988
poo crew karen vs doyerpaco https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760547355693276.mp4
mariners
>>151393558kek rare veteran doyerpaco w. i'd still fuck that brewie milf though i'd love to shut her up
>>151393578lol are you the same anon that said you'd plap philly karen's cheeks?
>>151393584I remember when MadBum vs Kershaw was a thing, feels like we won't ever get another pitcher rivalry like that ever again.
>>151393591nah wasn't me she was kinda gross
>>151393592I remember when Dave Roberts tried to pull Buehler and put in Kershaw so he could have his own MadBum moment but he just ended up giving up 6 runs in 1 inning lol.
>>151393592Miz vs Skenes could be it but the pirates will never get out their own way enough to compete
loving all the pre-cope for when the dodgers inevitably repeat. keep it coming!
reposting>>151393388> But since when is deferring a billion dollars in salary “doing things the right way”?If your players want to win, they will do anything to make your team win. Other players could have done the same, A decent contract in MLB sets you up for life AND the life of your family, you don't need to defer it all like Ohtani.I could argue that is less about money and more about being lucky that Ohtani wanted to go to the dodgers, but is just not only luck as shown by the angels where they accomplish fuck all with Ohtani, he went to the dodgers to win in the first place.>>151393432The point was that the other teams that spend a lot of money don't have as much things to show compared to the dodgers. Money absolutely helps and would be stupid to say otherwise but it gets to the point that money is not as relevant if you have a good team foundation, which the dodgers already have.
I had a dream last night where my snake ate a blue jay l.
>>1513936072023 nlds game 1 is a kerchoke gem
>>151393630not reading all that support your local
>>151393638tell me more
>>151393630No one cares pacopaco
>>151393647
he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.
>>151393647doyars represent mexico & japan. cope.
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>151393698support your local or rescind your sports fan card
>japs and mexicans getting cucked by Americakek
>>151393709Dodgers represent LA and the surrounding cities. Nothing more nothing less.
>>151393669I also had my pet lizard and frog out. I think the jay was also my pet but I dont have one IRL like the others mentioned. I still tried to save him but I couldn't. Then I woke up.
who else here jombie?
>>151393722They're an American team and every time an American team gets a player from another country we are Cucking that country out of their player.
>>151393712Sorry...
>>151393719>japs and mexicans getting cucked by America which is cucked by israelit really do be like that
>>151393713sorry bro, I freeze global.
>>151393730I dont remember asking you a damn thing ever chikaner. I don't care about your culture war race obsessed flag faggotry, I'm here to talk baseball. I don't like the dodgers because they are a successful division rival not because of some mental sickness that prevents me from acting like a normal socialized human being.
>>151393638sea sneks sneaked up on ya....they just might get ya
>>151393757>i don't like the dodgers because i'm a different type of mexcrementcool story paco
thoughts?
>>151393722>he says this after 30000 anti-dodgers posts shitting on japs and mexicanspretty convenient innit
>>151393558based Dodgerchad
of course a bunch of spics don't identify with America
>>151393727yo WHAT THE FUCK???
>>151393771mexicans canonically claim that chicanos are not mexicanif you went on /int/ you'd know this
>>151393757Based snek bro
>>151393776not my point
ohtani needs to wake the fuck up
>>151393771>everyone is the same
behold, the hispanic ethnic tension of /mlb/
>>151393757based snek
>>151393790not my point
imagine being inferior to a mexican kek
>>151393770Last career start for him
>tfw you have all but a handful of country flags filtered feels good man
The Milwaukee Douchebag Cry Babies.
do not reply to zuttkaner
>Last career start for him
Mariners!>humpy has a victory sash and his own randy chain nowkek
Brewers fans in July, after going 6-0 against the Dodgers in the regular season:>Haha where's your payroll nowBrewers fans in October, after falling behind 0-2 against the Dodgers in the NLCS:>Payroll inequity is ruining baseball!
>>151393852are they going to have him win again today?
you should understand it's not like i actually think they represent mexico and japani don't know what to say to those who can't get it
>>151393558kek flyovers seething
the only thing that terrifies a doyerpaco more than ice?Salary Cap
>>151393198>>151393680yeah he looks silly but I can appreciate the hustle. pages didn't even try when it looked catchable and would have protected a no hitter
>>151393850kek hispanics do look like that
rockies
>>151393877no, no. you mean an ice cap
>>151393856He should win all races now.
>team spends billions of dollars more than anyone else>fans can barely put two pesos togetherthis is nuts
zuttkaner shows up and brings the thread to a screeching halt with his brown schizophrenic mind
sweeping the Dodgers twice in the regular season was like winning the world series for sewerflyovers kek
>>151393887>doyerpacos have to save up for years to afford a ticket to see the dodgerskek
Cubs prob gonna lose their bench coach to the poodrecacas. Not sure the pay raise is worth getting harassed by a bunch of **** **** trash
>sweeping the Dodgers twice in the regular season was like winning the world series for sewerflyovers kek
>>151393770I saw a post on X.com The Everything App that suggested he was going to give up like 50 homeruns and I get all my opinions from social media so that's what my thoughts are :)
>>151393558kek she even has the karen hairYCMTSU
>>151393952I'd fear God of he did that to me too
>>151393947>Not sure the pay raise is worth getting harassed by a bunch of **** **** trashjust get ICE to stand outside the stadium
>>151393887no alejahmed, this is nuts!
sewers vs doyers rivalry feels incredibly forcedi suspect it's butthurt cubes fans
>>151393877>muh salary cap >NFL has hard salary cap>Chiefs have been in the Super Bowl for 5 of the last 6 years>NHL has a hard salary cap>Panthers have been in the last 3 finals>Lightning in 3 consecutive finals before thatMLB has more team turnover than the leagues with hard caps.
>>151393992there is no rivalry
>>151393992Cubs fan here. I don't give a shit about the Brewers
>>151393994said fear on displaythanks sanchez
starting to look like no based ball in 2027https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46576425/mlb-playoffs-2025-dodgers-brewers-nlcs-world-series-passan-labor-battle
>>151393992It's literally all the "cubgers" posters
>>151393994chiefs are in because the refs rigged everything for them for globohomo to try and make mutthomes the face of the NFL, this argument holds no waterhttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453
>>151394009Can you refute it? NBA and MLB have soft caps with a luxury tax. NFL and NHL have hard caps. If it's so unfair why do the leagues with hard caps keep having the same teams in the finals?
>>15139402380% of cubgers posters are cubs posters though
>>151394026>resorting to conspiracy theorieslooks like I've won again, fag
>>151394035already done>>151394026you're afraid. doyers went too far with these deferred contract loopholes. there's never been a better time to implement the cap, especially if they win again. I wouldn't be surprised if every win the dodgers get right now actually hurts their long term odds
Cubs fans are behind every post ITT. It's so obvious. This entire genny is just cubs fans pretending to be different people talking to each other
>>151394051>statistics and published academic papers are conspiracy theorieskek
no salary cap is fine. it just makes it even sweeter when the mariners beat the dodgers knowing they spent all that money for nothing.
>>151394035Because when teams draft and develop well they don't get their entire team gutted by the big dogs come free agency.
>>151394060>just ignore all those cubs posters, t-they're gone now it's really just doyerpacos, honest!
>>151393994The NHL has had three different teams win back to back cups in the past decade despite their pathetic salary cap >>151394009holy cope >>151394056>doyers went too far with these deferred contract loopholesYou do realize they can patch those loopholes without a salary cap
>no salary cap is fine. it just makes it even sweeter when the mariners beat the dodgers knowing they spent all that money for nothing.
>>151394038he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.
>>151394056>deferred contract loopholesAre other teams allowed to defer money?
>deflecting to the NHL because you know the NFL is the historical gold standard in american paritythere's a reason it's "Any given sunday"this is really just your inferiority complex to Football, isn't it?
>Padres spend a fortune>I sleep>Mets spend a fortune >I sleep>Dodgers spend a fortune>THE SPORT IS RUINED
I don't care about a salary cap, or floor, or deffered monies, or even sign stealing.
>>151394075lol incredible that you save/scrape things like that from sites called basedbooru.here, I got this from reddit. enjoy
>>151394088There are 4 major sports in North America. The two that have a hard cap consistently have the same teams in the finals.
>>151394095It's just butthurt flyovers
>>151394085Why would you? It's like opting into a 30-year mortgage when you just put a 70% down payment. The Dodgers Ownership group is planning to go bankrupt and defraud it's investors lol.
>historical gold standard in american parity>the chiefs have won the AFC 5 of the past 6 yearslol
cubgers isn't a baseball thing, it's a shitposting thing>doyerpacos shit up the thread with tranime and vtumors>cubesfags shit up the thread with autistic forced memes
>>151394121thisit's just another jew york scam
We need to seriously consider the fact that god himself prevented PCA from robbing those home runs…
Rockies are pumped for their gold glover finalist
>>151394075I'd be embarrassed if I wasted all that time making that image
>>151394095dodgers spent way more than either of those teams with their deferred contract into bankruptcy scheme
baseball is the flyover of sports compared to the NFL
The Dodgers only won 2024 because they paid for a ring
>>151394144heroin is not even a thing anymore. it should be, it's safer than fentanyl.
>>151394153now add the deferred salary
>>151394131You're not fooling anyone.
>>151394155no… NO!!!
Examples of deferred compensation in MLBShohei Ohtani: Defers $680 million of his $700 million contract, which will be paid out from 2034 to 2043. Blake Snell: Has $66 million in deferred money to be paid out from 2035 to 2046. Freddie Freeman: Has $57 million in deferred payments scheduled between 2028 and 2040. Will Smith: Has $50 million deferred from 2034 to 2043. Tommy Edman: Has $25 million in deferred money to be paid from 2037 to 2044. Mookie Betts: Has $115 million in deferred salary payments and an additional $5 million of his signing bonus paid from 2033 to 2044.
love my small market scrappy dodgers
>>151394131Metsineriants ftw
>xhe's talking to himself again
>>151394168holy fucking basedare other teams even trying?
mariners dont fit in your forced meme, it's a white fanbase which doesn't spam autistic memes or tranimenor do the giants for that matter
>>151394168so do they just declare bankruptcy in the late 2030s or are they expecting inflation to continue and they're actually paying these guys about 50% less than they think they're making?
>>151394168>dodgers only sign team-first players willing to defer money>no rules stopping 29 other teams from doing thisbut you don't understand it's not fair because I said so
>>151394206does it matter? either way it's kikes in jew york up to their usual tricks
the hysterical reactions after ohtani joined dodgers should really be studied
>>151394218>team firstweird way to write glory hunter
Yeah this is good baseball discussion thank god that spammer isnt here
>alejahmed thinks his memes aren’t autistic lol
stove's heatin' up
>>151394176they had to play the #2 seed and now the #1 seed. incredibly hard path for the scrappy upstarts.
>>151394226you got cucked out of your player jap you don't get credit for anything, your leagues are trash just like thirdie dogs and their povertyball leaguesit demonstrated the failure of the japanese league to compete
>japs are literally celebrating being sports cuckolds who get their star players taken from themvery dishonorabru
>>151394227>a professional athlete is glory huntingwell yeah of course they are what the fuck
>>151394220Yeah, the players dont get paid if the dodgers go bankrupt. Otherwise they need to know inflation is going to eat their pay out. But perhaps they know. Perhaps they are aware they're not actually making as good money and the front office isn't actually taking advantage of them
>o-ok fine they're actually glory hunters not my "team player" meme but t-that's normal!
>>151394255>japanese players are dominating america's sportwho exactly are the cucks in this scenario
>>151394279>>151394255good discussion
coming soon
>>151394241>Mets have signed Joe Jack 2026 is right on schedule
The best part about Ohtani's deferred salary is that it's a middle finger to newsom and his literal faggot cronies.
>>151394249how many times should i tell you that i'm not even a fan of ohtani? he really makes you guys unhinged which is intresting to me
>>151394272sports players are notoriously trash with money to start withthey might be betting inflation doesn't eat the dollar (lel) or that they make more by glory hunting and getting endorsements.the real irony is the legit reason to do this is because commiefornie has oppressive taxation and they are doing an end runaround on them with these schemesif california had any balls they'd ban the practice.
>>151394293ohtani allows us to dream
>>151394279>japanese got fucking nuked twice and became a cultural vassal of their nukersnot a good look weebbro
>>151394302>FUCK we got cucked>I-I don't carejust like thirdies and krauts in povertyball kek
>>151394312that's so funny kek. funny shitpost fren
>>151394312it's been the most popular sport in japan since 1920s
>>151394098One of the bravest posts I've seen on 4chan
>>151394293so he's openly committing tax evasion and people still think he isn't the type to gamble?
Babe Ruth loved Japan :)
only a few years left for english teachers now that AI has gotten goodbetter make the best of them "jap"bro
>>151394334thats tax avoidancecould be part of the doyers strategy is to get enough fans that the state of california doesn't have a mandate to punish it/close the loophole
two nukes wasn't enough KEKI call them the Los Angeles Deferrals
>>151394168Shohei: 68m/yearSnell: 6m/yearFreeman: 4.75m/yearWill: 5m/yearEdd: 3.5m/yearBetts: 10.45m/yearAt worst its 97.7m/year when they are paying every contractAll of these players sacrificed their pay and will receive less because of inflation, all of that for giving their teams a bigger chance to win. Imagine if you, as a team owner, asked your fans and players "i will spend 100m/year later, and that may fuck the team over, but we will a lot", anyone would say fucking yes to thatbesides if the dodgers become a dynasty, doesn't matter that they spend 100m/year on someone that isn't player, other players will be willing to come play because every player wants to fucking win, the amount of money they receive is absurd anyway.
>they're called the dodgers because they dodge taxes
>>151394355deferralpacos kek
>>151394356nice cope, now do the time the playing part of the contract is for
>>151394358KEK
>>151394356they have to win 7 out of the 10 ohtani years for it to be worthgood luck
>here, I got this from reddit. enjoy
the deferrals don't give the dodgers any competitive advantage as far as skirting the CBT. I'm not even a dodgers fan you guys are just whiny casual faggots. Very funny 2015 era /pol/-lite memes
>>151394168>>151394356>>151394367Player Contract Value Length (Years) Avg $ per YearShohei Ohtani $700,000,000 10 $70,000,000Blake Snell $62,000,000 2 $31,000,000Freddie Freeman $162,000,000 6 $27,000,000Will Smith $140,000,000 10 $14,000,000Tommy Edman $65,000,000 6 $10,833,333Mookie Betts $365,000,000 12 $30,416,667
I post here because I have schizophrenia
>>151394386
>>151394356support your local
>>151394390>>151394356so the dodgers are hiding 180M/year effective payroll right now under 90M/year in the future
>>151394316can't you argue like a normal person? i wouldn't say anything if you were just saying japs are cucked because most talented players going to MLB. i would say you might be right, but that's not what i was talking about that and how he makes you guys unhinged are two different things obviously
>>151394356eyes off paco
why can't every team do deferrals?are they poor
>>151394413no, i've seen this cope from thirdies and canadians before. our league is superior and cucks yours. you have a foreign flag. i'm holding this over your head because that's what you do on flagboards.
>>151394387What I’m just NOT gonna make fun of them? Idc what the actual financial implications are lmao.
>>151394425dodgers plan to go bankrupt (and are owned by a NYC investment firm)Most owners dont want to do that because they have actual pride in their ownership
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
i'll let you guys look up the term "brinksmanship" but that's basically what the NYC jews own the dodgers are doing, financial brinksmanship
>>151394079reminds me of Mike Hargrove and the 2007 Mariners, though Shildt didn't quit mid-season.
Golden Glove 2026 confirmed.
>>151394413You are arguing with a literal 70 iq troll with an actual schizophrenic headcanon for who everyone on mlb is. Stop replying you aren’t gonna get a coherent argument.
>>151394426but i never claimed NPB is better than MLB
>>151394445honestly, I can see it happening. His defense got better after August
>>151394425they don't have a mega investment firm owning their team nor a massive RSN deal like the dodgers do
dodgers took a page from real madrid/barcelona, spend a ton of money and go into debt to try and amass an army of nonwhite third world fansexcept those two are backed up by the spanish government so their debt is irrelevant
non white thirdie fans nigga that's you...
>>151394465>a massive RSN deal like the dodgers dowait so this is all being piggybacked off the fact that south california is infested with a trillion chicanos?
dodgers will have no problem paying ohtani's contract when the time comes with all the nip bucks he's brought in
are you telling me you can't watch dodger games over the air
>>151394482holy copejapan's economy is hanging by a thread
>>151394463baby jeter project is back on
>be local doyerpaco>be cucked out of watching game without paying jews hundreds of dollars a month>choose to go to game instead>be cucked out of tailgating
>>151394512grim
>>151394503That's been Japan since the 80s.
All you have to do is hide his posts and ignore him. Idk why you guys keep replying.
it's just baseball buddy
>>151394535other than a handful of people this general is full of witless humorless faggots
>>151394535I tried telling you twice already. He doesn’t care about baseball or sports. He’s just here to racebait and you’re trying to win an argument with him.
>>151394533He doesn't even understand that most nba nhl and mlb teams use RSNs kek
Which one of you fuckers did this?
>>151394535yeah it is just the little man compared to the NFL
>>151394554that funky muncy
>>151394554more like fartman21
>>151394535we also have to realize that it's just entertainment in the end
>>151394554go back
>>151394554Probably (You), still got a brief chuckle from me tho.
>>151394548sadly it's not just him
>>151394571Or what? What the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot? You’re powerless
>>151394554>chartmanwinky?
Will they bend the knee again if they win?
baseball is just a sidequest
>>151394554stay here
>>151393558Damn you Brewhoors for makin root for Doyers!
Why do they even separate awards by league still? Pre-Manfred it made sense since the NL played actual baseball and the AL played clown shit, but now they both play the same bastardization of the sport and even have much more interleague play
based manfred has changed a lot about the sport, very glad to see! Next up, salary caps!
>>151394585They love Trump
>>151394629they're the canonical team of the state of california whose entire existence is defined by seething about trump and MAGA though
I need it...
oh right they are owned by NYC in the end, so commiefornia cucks learn their place lel
>>151394367How is it cope, thats what they are going to spend on some period max, there will be some years where it will be less.And again, any fan of the game would say yes to winning more even if they "may" sacrifice the performance of a decade.Some teams are already sacrificing performance with trades, the padres did it this season for a better chance of winning 1 (ONE) year and it didn't work out, they will have a rough start in the future and have nothing to show for it.The dodgers will at least have a decent team in the future and will have to make some sacrifices but if they win a lot it will be very worth it, some players will want to be there even if there's a lot money, Roki already set a precedents and there's no doubt more will come if it works out, it sure as hell seems like a better strategy than the other teams that spend big.
she’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with her and without her. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, her trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and her having conversations with herself.
>>151394665eyes off paco
>>151394671I’m literally a guy tho
mets have the #1 ranked farm system, their future is bright
I'm female tho
My Dodgers :)
if deferred contracts are so genius why is it only the team that doesn't have an actual owner the one that's abusing them?
FUCK LA
My Dodgers won
>>151394293My favorite part is that is reset the market for more retarded owners as if there was no deferral at all. By the time trumpflation is done Ohtani's contract will end up being like 250 mil in modern day money while Cohen will be spending the full money on Soto annuallyAnd that's not even mentioning that he is one way and doesn't pay for himself (and then some) in deals with his home country, since I don't think the DR even has that much
>>151394548even though i'm awere of him, you need to accept it's not just him and it shows how fucked up the us is to some extent
>>151394766He’s not American. If you let your worldview be dictated by what you read on 4chan or Twitter then there’s no hope for you bud.
>>151394683and it's only getting brighter under david stearns' drafting
The Pope has DENOUNCED The Cubshttps://x.com/SoxOn35th/status/1978470677821673552
>>151394766vpn off
>>151394744>trumpflationYou Lost
Hmm. There are fans of a few teams really mad about the impending cap. I wonder what they have in common
>>151394827cubs confirmed demonssad
above the dodgershttps://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/how-the-mets-built-one-of-the-most-productive-farm-systems-in-mlb/https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46070464/2025-mlb-prospect-rankings-update-farm-systems-30-teams-mets-dodgers-mariners
>>151394875This.
>>151394817we actually don't know who he is, and twitter and 4chan are just part of the world. you just need literacy to not overestimate or underestimate.thinking it doesn't reflect reality at all is pretty naive if anything.
>>151393770I actually think he could have a better game than people expect. Scherzer's problem this year has been giving up a ton of deep fly balls that turn into HR's or doubles, and Seattle's park is really good at keeping those balls in.
Hes female tho
>>151394876
please tell me japs dont celebrate when their players get cucked from them
I need to be bent over and filled up...
snell could use some sleep
>>151395053it depends on the money after all. for instance, japs are still salty about roki.
i dont know why people come to the one website where you can be racist and nationalist, then go to a board for competing nationalists (one with flags) and complain about people being racist and nationalist
>>151395138>it's ok if my wife cucks me if i get paid enoughdo you know the joke about the woman who will sleep with a man for 10 million and then won't do it for a dollar and gets outraged and says "what do you think i am, a prostitute"?we know what you are we are just haggling over the pricebut you're not japanese anyway you're just an english teacher
>>151395139there are levels anon
>>151395139t. election tourist
>>151395139>POLYTICKS POLYTICKS POLYTICKS POLYTICKS!!!!!!you don't belong here and you never will.
>>15139513950 IQ take
>>151395154the point is, just like mlb, most people mostly only care about their teams and not the country. i don't really consider that's a bad thing, at least for now
>>151395184>>151395165>>151395176>i lost the election and am brown so i do not like these topicsyou'd be doing the same thing if harris won
>>151395251see>>151395184
your side couldn't even win the Real Sport of America kek, it went to a Red State
>>151395291see>>151395184
>>151394015just say no to the salary cap
Hng ...
braves brah wtf?>"There should be a ‘American Citizen Drive’ selection option on Uber. I don’t want to be driven by someone who was riding a camel 12 months ago," Rocker said in the disparaging post.
>>151394862>You LostNot a counter-argument.
>>151395251>>151395291see >>151395184
>>151395323Holy based Rocker
>>151394862Win or lose the money printer will go brr
Expect the umps to go all out to screw over the Mariners today.Manfred doesn't want both series to end in sweeps, but he also doesn't want the Dodgers to collapse.He would also like to squeeze more viewership out of Canada for another game or two.Expect the ALCS to go to game 5 or even game 6.
This thread is amazing. Tons of baseball discussion and funny shitposting.TWO SCOOPS! KEK
Zuttkaner kek
ITT: funny shitposting
Hrrk!
>>151395251
im a believber tonight
>>151395529me 4th from the left
>>151395529kek!
>twitter is adding flags/int/ won
>>151395529doyerpacos are the ones spamming tranime though?
>>151395529Lmao based
>>151395585>FAGint
FAGint kek!!!!
>>151394035If the Salary cap doesn't mean anything and won't stop a team from consistently dominating why are you opposed to it's implementation?
>>151395529lel
>>151395529FAGint lost
>>151395561based
>>151395650FAGint lost!!!
>>151395529Kek it's kino!
browncord got real fired up about twitter becoming /int/ kek
>wonned 4chan>wonned the election>wonned twitter (twice)yeah, i'm thinking we're back lads
>>151395676/int/ lost though bro, and I say that as a fellow /int/ chad
We lost
Cubs won that game
I want to get off poopdickschizos wild ride :/ When baseball?
>We should lockout baseball because the Brewers are choke artists am I reading this right?
>>151395706hold on I wouldn't go that far
>>151395529kek!!
>>151395529kekini
>>151395529/int/ won you piece of shit!!!
>>151395529polposters btfo kek
We could have had Dodgers vs Padres NLCS kino
FAGint kek
>>151395760
>>151395760ohhh thats a kekkie
>>151395769love that film
kek browncord seething it up today
>>151395782They're samefagging their own posts. It's insane lmfao.
>>151395760KEK
He can’t stop losing oh my sides and all of my keks
All aboard!
>he won't even be able to avoid flagposting culture on twitter>he'll have to go to redditwe're simply The Superior Culture
>>151395796It's mets kid, but to be fair I gotta give props where it's deserved. The please fuck my ass meme gets me going!!
>>151395804aychiwawa
>>151395804Mother of god
>>151395812Yatta!
>he actually makes his own comics making fun of himself then replies with reaction images lol lmaoale o no no no
>MESTizos>they're actually all a third african lel
>>151395804based based based!!!
>>151395804Let's throw a royal reference in there puh lease!!!
>>151395824hoochiemama you figured it out!
>>151395804>>151395812>>151395818>cubes fans have to identify with a winning team to cope with being a loser teamlmao
>>151395808Mets kid? Idk I think it’s cubspie, she’s back with a vengeance..
>>151395824if there was baseball to talk about (there's not right now) then it would be ignored.instead you insist on shitting all over the place, then cry when you get your own shit flung back at you
>>151395842Cubspie... My queen...
Cubgers won that game!
>>151395841It's insane. You post one thing they all come out of the woodworks. Im starting to think these creatures are a hive mind of sorts...
This is psychotic
>>151395861>phillies are going to sign this fat retard
Cubtropolitan cord is on one today bros, best steer clear
This thread fucked my ass
imagine being a discount mexican aka a burrito rican kekthey must get so fucking mad when people assume they're mexican
>>151395864I'm sure you're aware of posts like "mitchie mania" and "mettie jetties" in /nfl/... Well in /mlb/ it started with little statements that normal people would loook past..."sorry sir" or "I honestly had no idea"...during the first few uses no one really thought much of it, nd then as it became used more annd more some anons would notice statements like that. Some anons weren't having any piece of it. Soon they would "melt down" in the thread similar to what Carr has done in this one. Then all of a sudden you have more and more people using these statements in some weird ironic sense of humor. Before you know it the general got consumed by these memes, also known as "the 2018-2019 offseason" and the "2019-2020 offseason" in /mlb/. They use the lack of sport to establish memes. The thing is, they mostly communicate through what's similar to telepathy. It's a literal hivemind that envelopes more and more people and unspuspecting anons to post like that. Before you know it the entire general is consumed under the thumb of this "hivemind" known as the PSYCHOGANG. It's next to impossible to prevent unless you snag it in it's infancy, which unfortunately /nfl/ didn't. I think >we are doomed unfortunately and I may leave because of all the things I've seen on this vietnamese basket weaving forum, psychogang takes the cake as the most bizaree entries. I've even seen it consume tripfags on /mlb/ that are actively opposed to ircs and discords. It's fucking crazy and almost like a massive inducing insane trip.
>>151395895The fuck?
>>151395877He’s coming home. Again.
>>151395889one time I said puerto rican too quickly and I guess it sounded to close to "porto rican" and one of them came up and lectured me on how offended they were and how insensitive as I was so now I exclusively think of them internally in ethnic slurs
>>151395895Is this why /mlb/ has been the only general, or even board, to mindrape the /int/ posters? Or is it a different reason
What do I do for the next 4 hours?
lmao chuds are so retarded
EWW
>>151395940>chusd
>>151395895Honestly this makes sense from someone who lived through it. I basically chalked up the apologies as genuine up until a few years ago. Now I look back on it and realize how fucktarded it really was. Gaysconsin? Doggie doos? Those two came up back to back around the same time.
>>151395940just a bit of banter
>>151395926cause mlb is for frens and they are non frens
>twitter with flagpostingoh this is gonna be fun kek
>>151395920yeah it's mad how touchy basically identical brown people get about their perceived differences
racism is beneath me
>>151395895Tourists have no idea how deep this goes desu
>>151395895
>>151395895These assholes are mental
/nu/>>151394966>>151394966>>151394966>>151394966/nu/
>>1513958952018-2019....now that was an offseason to remember...Mmmm....
I could go for apoundin
>>151393548blue jays are asshole creatures. they will kill and eat other small birds.
>>151396071Hey chin up buddy. Remember your mantra. "Berds!"
I hope my Mariners can win the ballgame tonight. I'm worried George won't be as on point and the bats will go cold.
>>151396071It's a doggy dog world out there
>>151396107waka waka
>>151396117see>>151395184
https://vocaroo.com/1id9jB8EwfK1
do you feel it? dodger magic is back
>violates the sanctity of baseball in multiple ways>b-but there's NO WAY we'll get a salary cap
>>151396146the level of seethe about the dodgers over the last 24 hours or so confirms this
will be raising our hapa daughters as mets fans
>>151396170And as boys, but that will change too
I expect the doyars to repeat but that's okay they're a very good ballclub and winning a pennant is a way bigger deal to me too bee quiet tbqhfamily.
>>151396195I got a very good balls n club for ya
>>151396164>violates the sanctity of baseballin what way? all the changes he made have been positive to MLB
>>151394168>>151394356Teo is so irrelevant you forgot that there's also 23 million in deferred money in his contract to be paid out from 2030-2040
>>151396164Deferred salaries are the problem, not a lack of a salary cap. Outlaw that shit and make the Dodger actually have to pay for their absurd team and things will change.
>>151396215The extra inning ghost runner is the worst rule ever implemented in any sport.
>>151396219>Outlaw that shitThe players union would be against that and would cause a lockdown. Players want control over their salaries and how they will get paid
>>151396227Fuck the players. If their over payed faggot asses don't want to play get some scabs, go grab some Dominican/Mexican league players.
>>151396227>lockdownit's not a prison anon
>>151396243this is how trevor bauer comes back to pitch for league minimum
It's clear Bananaball is taking over.When the inevitable merger happens, will the MLBAB have 2 leagues or 4?
>>151396226no it's not, you're the only person that thinks this
The thing that makes people extra mad about the deferred shit is that it literally doesn't matter for the Dodgers, they get that money back and then some from the trust fund that runs them. When other teams have a couple million going to a player after he retires, they lament how their payroll is screwed because of these deals and it's seen as a reason why they're locked out of contention from some free agents because tens of millions is being spent on retired/traded players. But for the Dodgers it won't matter, even when they have to start paying over 100M a year on retired players golfing and bowling and cover Ohtani's soapland visits, they'll still magically have enough in the books to pay for whatever superstar free agent is available next decade because the trust fund has infinite money
>>151396278shut up queer
>>151396278the trust fund is planning to go bankrupt
why are doyerpacos so afraid of the financial repercussions of their actions
GROSS
>>151396274Everybody that isn't a fucking owner hates that fucking rule. Actually kill yourself you cumguzzling waste of life.
>>151396310Sorry sir
>>151396292genocided that freak
>>151396310That one’s on me
eww
>>151394827>Leader of largest confirmed pedophile organization>Sox fanThis shit writes itself
how can you be poorer than blacks
>>151396310He didn't know you asshole
>>151396310Please have mercy
>>151396170dodger fan for sure
aren't hispanics technically hapas?
>>151396310Ya gotta show some mercy here
browncord doing the replymeme
IM GONNA ZOOOOOOOOT
I love being a white brewers fan
>>151395931I'm cleaning the carpets.
>>151396310I didnt know... Gomen!!!
>>151396284>100m/year>bankruptreally?
>>151396310Look, honestly, I'm sorry
>>151396310This was an attack
WS gonna be whites vs browns but they'll try to angle it as a "west coast supremacy" thing if they're brown
>>151396310
>Dad salty he learned a bunch of squatting retards got kicked off Chavez ravine and gave me all his hats cause he blames the team somehow >always tell him when the Dodgers win a big game I love this shit.
https://x.com/MLBNow/status/1978542894488203333Recker...how could you...
>>151396310Gomen nasai....
>>151396452you're rude
>>151396463Based* more like it
>>151396473My mistake
reddit has better baseball discussion
why does ohtani crumble in the playoffs?
>>151396495Oh like you wouldn't crumble asshole
>>151396453no…
how do the japs that move to LA get along with the jews who control it
>>151396523about tree fitty
Damn you loch ness monsta!!!!
wait so burrito ricans are discount mexicans and their canonical team choked historically to miss the playoffs?
Pls I didnt know...
>>151396537three dollars and fifty cents
>*sits down to watch the doyers*
>>151396537I honestly had no idea
wait, seriously?
>we're not just brown and foreign, we're poor too!
If the Blue Jays win the next three games they will be up 3-2 heading back to the T Dot...
>>151396510im not paid abillion dollars
a brewer fan is crying rip up the cba
>>151396585Oh boo hoo
>>151396585Surprisingly, this turns many trans
>>151396568why go 3? if they win 4 they will go to WS
>>151396649i'm not a math genius, plus if seattle wins game 6 then it will be a game 7 in the alcs
haha brewersyou suckyou always suckedno one ever believed in youeveryone knew you'd chokeyou will never win the world seriesnot if god granted you a thousand chances to replay these games would you ever go the distancethis is all due to the fact that... you STINK
>>151396668And yet, the best the Cubs, schizo.
I'm surprised Dansby wasn't a finalist purely for this annoyance in the wild card series, fucking Dansby....
>>151396668>>151396592>cubes still seething about the sewerslel
>>151396678the best the cubs? not good english on your part, though i tend to agree
>>151396683The Reddit numbers didn’t like Dansby on defense this year but he passed the eye test, at least for me. I guess his range might be getting worse
>>151396678Erm…
>>151396678>>1513966853 > 0 little bros
>>151396685It’s one guy who has multiple personalities talking to himself.
Can someone explain how Cal wasn't a finalist when all the numbers suggest he should've?
>>151396696And yet, the best the cubs, schizo.
>>151396548Sovl
>>151396703i could split myself into a billion personalities and they'd each have more soul than your pathetic poo crew
>>151396703We ain’t even schizo!
uh oh flyover fights!
milwaukee vs chicagothe battle of the shitholes
>>151396703he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.
>>151396719*kills you with in one punch*You weren't ready for this
>>151396719chicago flyover? lol, stay off your mom's computer timmy
>>151396703is he unhinged and copy and pasting posts across multiple threads?
lots of sewer seethe going around right nowlol bro wasn't ready
uh ohwe've got flyovers in denial lads
>>151395760kekkies!
Oh it’s the fucking faggot chikaner go away you’re not fun to shitpost with
>>151396750Consider the graphic sir
no one even knows who you're talking about
nobody cares about the sewers except the cusbcordtake the L lil bro
>>151393548They might win one more game.
canada is a flyover nation state
>>151396523they don't
My Doyers struck a nerve :)
it's just me and you in this threadyou actually thought there were others?
you're brown
White American here, we say lads all the time
>>151396784Based… BASED!!!
Square up!
>>151396784o no ya don’t!
Allow me to clear a few things upThis is the objective list of the top 5 gayest teams:1) Brewers2) Twins3) Mets4) Rays5) AngelsThanks
Dogpile this punk!
>chicanos dont know about white dialectsoh my
reminder that ohtani should be in federal prison right now
From what I gather, the state of manager searches are going like this:>Angels: set on Pujols>Giants: interviewed one guy>Twins: Trying to poach bench coaches from other teams to take the job>Rangers: Already got Skip>Orioles: interviewed a former Mets manager>Nats: nothing>Rockies: nothing>Braves: nothing>Padres: spot just opened
>dey not like uswhy are proud chicanos appropriating negrospeak
Gape em!Rape em!!!!
>>151396817いや... いや!!
sewer keki would have let that pitch hit meezpz if you have your fundamentals down
Chadres, someone finally is taking the "THAT'S WHAT'S IN" curse from us....https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1978495338278220061
>>151396817He didnt mean it please..HE DIDN'T KNOW!!!
>>151396839You wish, that will be forgotten by tomorrowHey you know how the padres can be less cringe?
>>151396839How many more curses do we have left to break
>>151396863If FC wins it all, the big one is broken
is san diego superior to LA or why do the poodres cause so much seethe in doyerpacos
>>151396878WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTIt's the poogays that can't stop seethingThey can't stop thinking about dodger cock
ohh faveLA isn't just a meme kek
>the better your city is the less you need to cope with sportsexplains why there's more doyerpacos than poodrepacos and no gnatspacos
Salary caps and deferred contracts wasn't being brought up when LA was getting swept and beat all season long.Now that LA is putting an ass whooping in the post season and are two games away from coming back to the World Series, it seems to be problem now??Funny how that works huh??Remember Milwaukee swept LA 6-0 this season?? Money didn't seem to be an issue then
>the fact that LA is a shithole compared to SD and SF comes up>doyerpacos immediately try to deflectkek
>>151396897>>151396924cope and seethe wildcardtards
>>151396939kek seething faveLAoid
everyone hates the brewers and padres
>>151396941LOL yeah so much seethingwe're about to repeat and i'm seethingi live your wildest fantasies, but i'm seething
Lmao keep talking shit about the cubs. See where that gets you. And I’ll just leave it at that.
we'll have more rings than the yankees by the end of the century too
>>151396878Off the top of my head, stuff SD has over LA:>stadium is in a better spot and convenient to get to by public transport>more stuff open late>LESS* homeless camps(obviously not none, this is California after all)>the downtown area around the stadium in general just looks nicer and cleaner(Echo Park is the only nice area remotely close to Dodger Stadium) compared to the run down strip malls with beat up roads and barred windows that surround Dodger Stadium>despite dodger stadium literally being a parking lot, parking is more convenient for Petco lol
Also, mococo's pussy is significantly tighter than fuwawa's
I only watch baseball. is there a more unhinged board on sp than /mlb/?
>>151397003now say something nice about LA
Padgers GODS
>>151397095I did, Echo Park is nice. I will say, they at least somewhat rectify their public transport issue when it comes to their other sports. LA Live/Crypto Arena/Peacock Theater/the Convention Center all being in the same area and right next to a transit dropoff is pretty much the same thing people wish they would've done with Dodger Stadium even if the area surrounding those buildings are also run down and kind of shit.
The best rookie season fWAR stats since 2000
>>151397211>Julio was a rookie in 2022wtf why do I think he's much older?
>>151397280>ringless poverty franchise bootyblasted by the Yankees Yah OK!
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