Find a picture with more talentPro tip: You can't
>>151395360
hail moody
Micro Penis, Jr.
Never a doubt. KC has 3 wins this year. One ended Russell Wilson’s career. One ended the Ravens season. One ended the Lions brief reign atop everyone’s Power Rankings. Rashee gets back next week. Offense been back since #TheTackleThatTurnedTheTide Look out.Once Again... Inevitable.
>>151395375those uniforms were so good, the new ones just look like the navy and red coltsboring as fuck
>>151395345And no one said a word...
Darnold-sama...I kneel
>>151395360one picture of drake maye
>his QB has thrown an interception this y-ACK!
Mahomes throws to a player who choked his girlfriend, and then KC scored a td by a running back who is a multiple time domestic abuser. Followed by the PAT by their openly Christian Nationalist, misogynist kicker. While they look forward to the return of their WR who tried to kill a family with his car. This is Chiefs football.
>>151395454Gonna cry about it?
>>151395432holy kinoalso my god what a drop off from darnold and poopee poop
We need a safe space for discussing the Chiefs without getting our feefees hurt. Should we move all discussion of the Chiefs and our golden Mutt to a new general, /kccg/?
>>151395432Seahawks finessed
>>151395432>pff
>>151395454No way..... is this a real mp4?
>>151395432This is crazy
>>151395345It's really hard to reconcile with the fact that a lot of football players work really hard and have the right mindset but at the end of the day, they'll never be good enough to make it in the NFL.
>>151395454why do you spam the same shit over and over? It might have been amusing once, but then you ruin it. move on anon... just move on.
>>151395474It also includes EPA
oopsie daisy!
>>151395489TWISTED TAILA THOUSAND EYESTRAPPED FOREVER
The anti-analytical Luddites are retarded af
>>151395480>there are teams that passed up on Puka and JSNLol
>>151395498YDKB
That first rashee rice reception gon hit like crack
>>151395454Don't forget the coach and his son (formerly sons)
My QB fucking sucks but nobody notices because the team around him is so good. Even spee hasn't noticed
>[Hoge] Caleb Williams said he and Troy Aikman did not have their usual broadcast production meeting before MNF. Williams was at Halas Hall late the night they were supposed to connect. He called Aikman when he was done, but he didn't pick up. They ended up not connecting.who does Aikman think he is? Mark Sanchez?
>>151395510You can hit this crack (bussy)
Chiefs rookie LT, Josh Simmons, has quit on the team. Discuss.
>>151395525>Ohio State players
>>151395516aikman was a bus-riding bitch with worse career stats than Rex Grossman and Jay Cutler whilst being on the consistently most stacked team in the league.he's also a bigger bussy biologist than caleb will ever be, from what i've heard.
>>151395537Seems like a great dude honestly and I'm a Giants fan.
>>151395525Whats to discuss doe just gotta wait the story will come up eventuallyTo be honest i didnt even notice he wasnt on the field last game
>>151395534their receivers are bretty darn good
Mahomes gained Rashee Rice but lost his rookie LT due to mental breakdown. The NFL gods are trying their hardest to nerf Mahomes but it won't work.
>>151395525statmutt, your input?
>>151395525First we had "The Tackle that turned the tide" now we have The Tackle that ran away from the tide
>>151395565The Tackle that turned to hide
>>151395565basterd that was a good one
>>151395525to be fair Lane Johnson had anxiety issues and got over them.
>>151395570kek
>>151395558>>151395534Prior to his injury the biggest concern for scouts with Josh Simmons was character related. >>151395551>To be honest i didnt even notice he wasnt on the field last gameThat's because they invested 20M in a backup linemen. Josh Simmons sitting out is a blessing in disguise since it lets them see more of Jaylon Moore who can become a long term replacement for Jawaan Taylor next season.
i miss brittany mahomes. shoutout to brit
Aaron Glenn could actually finish the season with a winless career record as a coach. How funny would that be.
fucking insane how dowdle is on here after only starting 2 games all season
>>151395610The chargers wheels been falling off since week 3 they should lose this
>>151395618we'll always have the dance I will cherish it forever
>>151395474What's wrong with PFF?
>>151395629im nooticing some big name isnt here..
>>151395577they had big dom to straighten him outwho do the chiefs have?between this and doing things like causing a highspeed pileup on the freeway I am detecting a pattern
>>151395637Yes
>>151395629Why come Saquon didn't come out?
>>151395652yeah, where the heck is mccaffrey?
>>151395498PFF grade isn't even an analytic it's just some gay think tank's arbitrary opinion based on vibes
>>151395652>>151395660
>>151395660interior OLine is fucked up and the offensive coordinator's solution to this is to run Barkley up the middle and do nothing but run Barkley up the middle
>>151395653they can put a tay tay song to help healing him
>>151395645They don't have the necessary information needed to make accurate evaluations so their rankings are based on guesswork and thereby meaningless.
>>151395704It's in a chart though, so it's fact.
>>15139568095 carries is insane work lmao they miss Gainwell so much
>>151395680
>>151395537Go to bed, Skip.
>>151395645It's a bunch of dudes saying "just trust me bro". Trust in another person's eyetest rather than yours. They end up in weird situations where Sam Darnold is ranked as the best QB when everyone knows this isn't the case. If your ranking formula does not spit out Brady, Mahomes, Peyton, or Marino it's useless.
Who is the Janetty of football??
Fun fact:The NFL record for the most rushing attempts (carries) in a single season is held by: Larry Johnson – 416 carries Season: 2006 Team: Kansas City Chiefs
>>151395742I still believe in my dawg but he needs to work on his ball security, even if it comes at the cost of some broken tackles
>>151395525gonna come out in a week his papa was dyin or some shit in hospice care and josh simmons presence has had him hold on for a week longer than doctors were expecting while everybody is expecting a jovan dorner belchening
>>151395751>mac jonesliteral bizarro world shit
>>151395774Larry Johnson was a beast.
>>151395432epa means heterosexuality rating???
>>151395751>Scam WardHow much of this is Callahan's fault?
>>151395793at least 50%, the rest is on cam tho
>>151395570I'm gonna hit Nick Wright with this if the story is true keeeeeeeeeek
All banter aside, I am incredibly gay and love sucking dick. Hopefully I can suck Kyle Shanahan's dick in the near future. I love being a faggot.
>>151395793Who knows. We'll find out.
>>151395807Good taste hes the cutest coach he looks so mysterious#billsmafia
>>151395807/mlb/ is over there.
>>151395807purdy is really doing anything he can to keep the starting job from mac huh
>>151395792Ain't no way Kyler's that high on heterosexuality chart
>>151395525DAT NIGGA DEADVAXIES ARE U OKAY???
>>151395789The Chiefs had Priest Holmes, Larry Johnson, and Jamaal Charles all within 10 years. They also had prime Kareem Hunt before he got himself cut. If they never get another star RB, then they can't complain.
>>151395840He's mentally quit on the team.
>>151395774how many yards did he turn that into
>>151395807just don't expect him to return the favorhe's probably not that good of a cocksucker, what with how easily he chokes
>>151395737I forgot to update it. Don't ask why they're smaller
>>151395777It does feel like this or found running naked in the woods with no in between
>>151395537factsthose eyes dont lieand they are the same eyes aaron has
>>1513958571,789 rushing yards17 rushing tds
>>151395525Hopefully not a Belcher situation
>>151395614catch her in a city touring near you!use code: patty cuckitini for 40% off
>>151395843Kareem Hunt led the league in yards in 2017 then the Chiefs kicked him off the team since he lightly tapped a girl with a force that literally couldn't blow out a candle light.There's an alternative universe where the Chiefs had Tyreek, Kelce, and Kareem in 2018 and they bootyblast everyone.
well, /nfl/?
>>151395875Why are they smaller?
>>151395486first time I've posted this
>>151395897During that time in america everyone was crazy with feminism and performative actions :/ poor Kareem
>>151395901I'm not telling you my birthday fed
>>151395901cardinals ball boy. fitting for the jobber i am
>>151395901>role playeri guess I can be a longsnapper or something
>>151395901>owner of the CommiesMy first decree is we're going back to The Football Team
Fun fact: Rashee Rice was on pace to rival Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase's stats before he got injured. Chiefs just got him back.
>>151395901ball boy for the fucking browns (I share the same birthday as lebron)
>>151395901>owner of DEM BOYZi think i'd sell the team and retire
>>151395901>Starter for the ChargersFuckin yikes
>>151395903I thought I told you NOT to ask thatI must've zoomed out on the ESPN website or something because the snipping tool was giving me smaller images and I couldn't be bothered to go back and re-snip
>>151395925fat retard mahomes was the one who injured him jej
>>151395558kek
>>151395914We don't need you to tell us something we already know.
>>151395901>all-pro for the VikingsHow long until I can trade to a team with a chance to win a ring?
>>151395565
>>151395947based i also believe in the power of data
kwab status?
>>151395947Like I said, all charts are facts.
>>151395947Imagine sucking Cris Collinsworth's dick on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>151395629Rico suave is a fucking monster
>>151395967eternal.
>>151395901>Mascot for the BrownsPut me out of my misery
>>151395988birthday soon huh pal hang tight
based caleb ignoring the haters
>>151396001heartwarming: caleb says he ignores the haters
>>151396001Whats Troy Akman problem?
>>151396001>could care lessTherefore he cares somewhat
>>151395947MOOOOOOOOODSHE SAID THE BAD WORD
>>151396026>>151396038hol up
>>151396009>"Caleb Williams said he and Troy Aikman did not have their usual broadcast production meeting before MNF. Williams was at Halas Hall late the night they were supposed to connect. He called Aikman when he was done, but he didn't pick up. They ended up not connecting."godleb was busy gameplanning and it made troy all cranky and pissy
Anna Litics? never heard of her
My chiefies got them boiling again
>>151395901>OwnerOh nice!>Baltimore Oh....
>>151396010frontal cortex
>>151396078Something the Jets gm would say
>>151395947the motte and bailey routine of "analytics in general are good therefore PFF player grades are good" is stupid. their grading system is inherently flawed and the grades themselves are just vibes>well akshually over a large sample sizeno. they aren't mostly good with occasional bad examples, they are constantly bad.
>>151396009caleb stood him uptroy is right to be pissedno one ignored the aikman
>>151396108why do the commentators need to meet with the QB? although, i guess this is why they suck off mahomes, allen, etc since they have in face meetings and it would be awkward if they were talking shit about them
WTF is a player only meeting? How is it different from other meetings with coaches?
I'm the only non-qb dickrider on /spuh/
Bakey?
>>151396134Ebonics, heavy ebonics.
So 1/3rd of the way through the season who are coach of the year candidates?>Mike Vrabel>Ben Johnson>Shane Steichen >Jim Harbaugh>?????????
>>151396150Duuuuval
>>151396150Todd Bowles
>>151396150shanahan
Bo Nix has the best OL and defense, yet his lackluster play is holding the team back.
>>151396149boo boo Shoester was ready under 500 lol you bum. Learn some respect
HOLY FUCK JOSH SIMMONS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>151396160He's a Trevor Lawrence
>>151396150Kyle Shanahan
>>151396150shanahan or bowles depending on which of them goes further in the playoffs
>>151395947YKB
>>151396134>WTF is a player only meeting?It's a meeting of only players where they air their grievances with each other and the team as a whole. It's supposed to help them get over any problems they might have with each other and bond as a team but from what ex-players have said the it's just a bunch of guys cursing each other out that solves nothing and is just a giant waste of time.>How is it different from other meetings with coaches?Coach meetings are usually about either the game they just played or preparing for the game they're about to play. They're not really about hashing out emotional problems.
>>151396001>I could care lessIts couldn't. COULDN'T, you fucking groidscums.Saying you COULD care less means you do actually care to some level.
the concept of an online players meeting is so fucking hilarious the dolphins aren't a serious team
>>151396218Players only voip sesh
>>151396211I look like this but prefer Fanta
AFCW is visually the most appealing division in terms of watching their teams play against one another.Best looking uniforms, stand out against one another, none of the teams secondary colors are garish like the Seahawks action green Red/White/Yellow- ClassicBlack/Silver- goatedblue/orange- complimentary colorssunshine yellow/powder blue- warm summer vibesNothing tops it. Maybe if eagles kept Kelly green full time, but honestly nobody there competes with the raiders
ATTENTION!!!The Baltimore Ravens are 1-5
>>151396218imagine all the beeping fire alarms
>>151395947This is a truth nuke if I ever heard one. Cool it with the racism though.
>ayo tyreek if you wont stop teabagging my metaself im gon have to report you for sexual harassment
>>151395746>They end up in weird situations where Sam Darnold is ranked as the best QB when everyone knows this isn't the case.How is it PFF's fault you're too stupid to know what a grade is? It's not a holistic evaluation of a player's career. They are grading Darnold's play this season.
>>151396236Redskins, and I mean the Redskins, were the best logo and color scheme unironically.
>>151396149why do quuefs players look the same after getting btfo'd?
>>151396249imagine receiving a txt msg from Tua late at night with a Zoom link
>>151395925
projected standings
>>151396260Are you too stupid to understand that their grade is pointless because it's based on nothing more than "we think he played pretty well desu". PFF is no more credible than you are. Do you also put stock in power rankings from random youtubers?
AFCW colors really span the diversity of humanityyou got the red team, you got the black team, you got the yellow team, and you got the orange team
>>151396242If I was a QB, I would marry someone who looked like Harley Dean, Teanna Trump, Jenna Foxx, Channell Heart, or Willow Ryder.
>>151396196Can a player simply choose to not show up? I would skip those if I could
>>151396297>Purple people?! Hey man, we gotta draw the line somewhere.
>>151395570
Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones are both playing like top 10 QBs right now. Are they here to stay?
>>151395925>pace
>>151396294Me gusta muy
>>151396295>Are you too stupid to understand that their grade is pointlessThey are rating player performance, which is obviously one of the primary determinants of team performance week-to-week. The model isn't making MVP or Super Bowl predictions, merely analyzing available data. You're the kind of retard to call passing TDs "meaningless" because Jared Goff leads the league in that category
>>151395557>it won't work
>>151396236Ugliest is AFC North
>>151396380Agreed, while I think individually all of them could work in certain divisions and have merit by themselves, when paired against each other it's kitsch.
>>151396236>AFCW is visually the most appealing division in terms of watching their teams play against one another.>Best looking uniforms, stand out against one anotherthey dont play colour v colour though, which they should, white should only be for colour clashes
Ball
>>151396340Rashee Rice is to WR's as Pace Picante is to sala's.
What did they mean by this?
rashee rice will never be the same again
Who’s getting Rabbi Jakob Meyers?
>>151396380Numale opinion. Ugliest is the AFC South minus the colts
>Niggas said Baltipoor was a contender before Sept
>>151396481well they were, then all of their best players got injured
>>151396481We don't use that n-word here, chud.
>>151396490>Muh injuriesSoft ass niggas>>151396493Sorry, sir, it won't happen again.
So when is Tommy Cutlets having his breakout moment and becoming a top 10 starter?
>>151396160>>151396180Bo was slow out of the gate last year too. He'll be ELITE with the upcoming schedule.
>>151396507He's already elite, you dunce
Redden this bussy.
>>151396437The dick
>>151396457Giants are looking at him, Waddle & Olave according to rumors.
>>151396512Oh boy
>>151396513>He's already elite, you dunceNot in these first 6 weeks you piece of shit.
>>151396512This bald cracker resigned btw. Would have loved it if he lost everything and died in poverty but we live in a racist ass country.
QBs stats are officially in for the week lads. As before, here's the tl;dr in regards to the red dotted lines:>Upper left quadrant: QB is good, but o-line is dookie>Upper right quadrant, QB and o-line are good>Bottom left quadrant: Both QB and o-line are shit>Bottom right quadrant: QB is shit, but o-line is making up for it
The biggest winner of 2025 thus far
M V PVP
>>151396545I wish this country was even half as racist as you faggots delude yourselves into thinking it is.
>>151396553Shut your bald, cracker ass up.
>>151396565There are no blacks on here. You're not fooling anyone.
>loins with no CBsVs>busc with no WRsWho wins?
Threadly reminder that /nfl/ is a Bears fandom genny. Let’s try to keep the discussions being had here focused on the flagship franchise of the NHL, Da BVRRs
>>151396553>ignore the young Republicans' texts>or the illegal government troops ignoring the constitution arresting old women at courtWhew, that was close. Is the new Taylor Swift album good, is Kelce in it?
>>151396574Not so fast.
>>151396547
YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team, Da Bears, have:>their franchise quarterback>the most sought-after coaching prospect of this decade+>their run game improving>a much-improved o-line>a very good defense that will only get better>their GM that can only go up from here>all their picks to add onto the run game/defense/o-lineand have won their last 3 games?
>>151395758Belichick>sucks by himself>old>fat
>>151396573Bucs coaching and Baker are somehow making 5th stringers look elite, Lions got gaped by a half-awake Chiefs team
>>151396574My fun fact of the bears is that Mike Ditka is a part owner of the Lingerie Football League.
>>151396575>Muh Republican textsThe nominee for VA AG was calling for children to be murdered. Also, I saw how you faggots behaved last month. I don't care about some shitposts in a private group chat.
Aura
>>151395345>Vikings Eagles>Lions BuccsWho you guys picking?
>>151396597Whoever Roger Goodell wants to win. I trust his vision for our league
>>151396584>gayleb>franchise QBhis only decent game was against a cowgirls squad with the actual worst defense in the league
>>151396597Carson Wince revenge tour, and this >>151396602
>>151396597Lions and igglesHutch will kill Bakey esp now that McNeill is backIggles are questionable but the vikes are downright shitty
>>151396582I hate waifu autism, especially with anime girls. I'd love to kick her in the head repeatedly.
>>151396553Everyone's a racist. Even the most faggot liberal person checks the neighborhood and schools when purchasing a home to avoid the groid.
>>151396589>half-awakeSo you weren't watching the game then got it
>>151396590>replaced with the X League which covered them all upbooooooooooooooooooo
What if the Giants pull an Iggles and just don't run Skattebo at all?
gaping the lions isn't an accomplishment, that team is ass
>>151396334>top 10They're currently the 2 best QBs in the league
>>151396010>>151396211In an attempt to add another dubious assertion to our collection of rhetorical proclamations, we may state with absolute assurance that there are but two kinds of people in this world: those who feel very angry when someone omits a negative particle in “I couldn’t care less,” and those who don’t give such matters much thought. Is there a meaningful difference between these kinds of people, or these two phrases?We understand why could care less sticks in your craw: it appears to mean something rather opposed to what it purports to mean. The person who says “I could care less” is, on the face of it, stating “Yes, it would be possible for me to care less deeply about this matter than I do, and therefore I am betraying some unspecified degree of care.” But if you are the kind of person who cries out against this abomination we must warn you that people who go through life expecting informal variant idioms in English to behave logically are setting themselves up for a lifetime of hurt.Both could and couldn’t care less are informal, and so you are unlikely to use either one in formal writing. If you have need of using it in some other context, and would like to avoid alienating some portion of your audience you should stick with couldn’t care less. And if you can’t get past some people continuing to use could care less, and the fact that there’s nothing you can do about it, you may console yourself with the notion that at least they are not saying “I could care fewer.”
>>151396640Lions are better than your team tho
>>151396547>Hurts just sliding straight to the left every weekKek, it's Kino!
>>151396648my team beat them week 1 :)
>>151395901>all-pro for the BengalsJUST
>>151396646
>>151396648>this turd is less shitty than that turdWhat's your point?
>>151395959Data is gay and lame and loses against dreams, feelings and intuition every single time >t. Masters in Statistics
>>151395901Wait, my birthday is on February 29th, do I just become the Jets?
My QB is dat nigga. Your QB ain't dat nigga.
>>151396654Well MY team didn't lose to the browns
>>151396596Why wouldnt he pig a sloot with fatter tits? There must be plenty of Khazar milkers in NY/NJ
Bakey is so unphased by going on the road.He won in Detroit last year, he won in Seattle this year, and he'll win in Detroit again.
>>151396672Lmaaaaoooo this nigga had his 7th bday last year. Get the fuck outta here kid
>>151396669it's a tool not a bible. worshipping a hammer is dumb just like retards who refuse to use it
>>151395577Lmao what a fucking faggot
>>151396684>No Evans Godwin or Egbuka to bail him outLol Lmao even
>>151396623u rn
>>151396593Oh ok, I guess it's ok then. Did you hear about the VA AG thing on Asmongold?
>>151396691I 100% share your opinion but also I am deeply annoyed by """"data"""" and """"studies"""" and """""evidence""""" being so prevalent in everyday life and gay online debates
you cheered about a man being brutally murdered in front of his children you do not have any place to be moral grandstanding, get back on topic triptranny
>>151396701>meanwhile, loins + brian branch suspension
>>151396701Tez Johnson finna go for 150 and two tuddies.Also decent change Mike Evans will play in this game anyway.
>>151396639Daboll is desperate for his job so he'll run him into the ground if anything
>Blo Dix
>>151396730Oh I know, gonna be hilarious to watch
i ate too fast and now im sweating
>>151396584>their GM that can only go up from hereOn what grounds do you base this assessment bearsfren?
Can any non busc homers tell me how good tampas run and pass defense are?
>>151396710I hope Iran gets the bomb and sneaks backpack nukes into Tel Aviv.
>>151396752>runelite>passbottom 10 in the league
>>151396748You can't get worse than drafting a punter in the 4th round
>>151396737Joe Burrow's a moron for signing that Bengals contract tbqh
>>151396783why, its not the bungles fault hes a glass made bitch
>>151396781Raiders once took a punter at 23
>skat and poo
>Chiefs, Vikings, Eagles, Bears, CowboysIs there any fanbase worse than these? They're easily the most caustic faggots in the whole general whenever >their teams win
>>151395959
>>151395360Not even the most talented panther pic
>>151396771Too bad for the buscSun God is prob pissed after that 4th down drop
The Bills are who we thought they were
>>151396781Fair point but you can always draft a guy that ends up getting killed or arrested before ever playing
>>151396370You can't be that fucking stupid.
>>151396826future super bowl champions?
>there's a good chance that Bobby Wagner will end up second overall in career tackles by the end of the seasonWho would have thought that Wagner would end up being the best defensive player on the LOB
>>151396822I have no idea what that means
>>151396861>He doesn't know what that meansWhat's it like not knowing ball
>>151396892pretty good actually, my favorite quarterback leads the league in PFF rating
how much longer before we admit that mac jones has stolen the job from purdy?
He's half a troll and half an insider
>>151396861>not knowing one of the best Egyptian deities and WRs in the NFL
>>151396900>PffWhat did I just say
>>151396912Oh yeah Amon-Ra. That went over my head, I'm retarded.
>>151396930It's ok anonI'm retarded too
>>151396908Sounds about right
>>151396908Literally none of these will happen
"Physicians could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this tent before. There could be physicians anywhere." The cool New Jersey wind felt good against his bald head. "I HATE PHYSICIANS" he thought. Back in the New York groove reverberated through the entire stadium, making it pulsate even as the overpriced Manhattan cocaine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of physicians after dark. "With a Jaxson Dart, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>151396956The guy that broke the Burns trade and Dart start news has said Waddle is on. I don’t believe it either but man…
>>151396908Pats need a RB more than a wideout.
>>151396738This team's downfall in the postseason will be hilarious
>>151396908I can see this. Bowers completely replaced him, and hes not that great of a blocking TE.
>>151397008Do you faggots just forget that we won a Super Bowl just 5 years ago with many of the same players still on the team? It's not like we're some up and coming team with no playoff experience. No reason to believe this team can't make a run if they can get healthy.
>>151397036Jalen and Nick own your shit team now and are choosing to keep the blueprint to themselves until it's too late for you to adaptYou're a wildcard exit now
>>151397036The GOAT isn't on your team anymore. You have Baker Mayfield. I'd be surprised if they make it past the divisional round.
The only good thing to come out of this god forsaken town is the Bandits.I'm not sure how I feel about that.
>>151397064>Bills fans already assuming razors in the cake after 2 losseskek plonked
>>151397064no the best thing to come out of buffalo (meaning leave that piece of shit town) is me
>>151396800>another poster whose team Jalen and Nick DOMINATED together comes to cry about it once again
I want to fuck all of my female coworkersAlso go Ravens
>>151397062>The GOAT isn't on your team anymore. You have Baker MayfieldWhat did he mean by this?
>>151397064You have the Goo Goo Dolls too bro. Iris is a good song.
>>151397145Stopped liking that song when I was 16
Bo Nix is just such a joy to watch
>>151396294way too high on the AFC east bottom feeders, CIN, and TEN, way too low on CLV, JAX
>>151397164This. Low IQ ball watchers don't understand complimentary football. He's 4-2 and literally had the Broncos in the lead at the end of the 4th quarter in his only 2 losses on the season
>Blo DixKEEEEEEEEEEK!
>>151397145That's their only good song
>>151396652His completion percentage is fine, it's the EPA that's fucked and that's playcalling.
>>151397131I meant that a hilarious postseason choke is incoming.
Year four of asking for the Killers to be the next halftime show.
>>151397235the black pedophile jay z only hires DEI bands
>>151397235you need to be brown to be the halftime show
This is your life, eternally coping and seething on a mongolese clam scraping forum; worshipping qb cock and latching onto a team in a desperate bid for an identity. You lesser males disgust me
>Hey bro did you see the latest power rankings?
>>151397235Give me some Jethro Tull or Steve Winwood
>>151397084It's a repeat of the last five years.>Bills start strong>Bills lose two back to back games against teams who are seen as mid or bad>Bills rally and go on a massacre for the last few weeks and usually only have 3 to 5 losses for the season.>Bills lose in Divisional or Championship to the Chiefs>Rinse, wash, and repeat.>Allen will be the next Marino or will carry on the tradition presented by the Sabres and goto a team in Florida and win the Superbowl. It's not as bad as the Sabres are currently, and I'm grateful to be out of the drought. But it gets old losing to the fucking Chiefs. Every. Fucking. Year.I just want to live the moment that my grandfather and great grandfather lived at the AFL Championship at the Rockpile in 64. Instead I get stuck in some twilight zone bullshit and relive the AFL Championship in 1966 every year.
>>151397235The last legitimately good SB halftime show was Prince almost 20 years ago. They aren’t worth watching.
>>151397235Cuckoldry, sending me straight to my knees, see him slide between your thighs, fucking yet another guy, maybe this is is kinda gay, want to clean up anyways, hoping that he cums insiiiide, cause I'm mr cuckguy
>>151397273>>151397286
>>151397296Katy Perry was good for what it was.
>>151396845IAYC
>>151397317Don't like the music but the stage show was cool.
>>151397296>>151397317Maroon 5 was ok
>>151395901nigg
https://x.com/realskipbayless/status/1978447012984152193
>>151395901Well my acl is fucked
Ads and half time shows are for women and cucks. I sleep through each owl while my tivo records it. I then fast-forward through the childish banalities upon waking
>>151397349skip's looking mighty thin
>>151397294>>Allen will be the next MarinoThat's Burrow. Burrow is staying with the ringless Bengals forever. Allen will win a ring the first year he leaves Buffalo
>>151397349The inferior Bayless brother, tbqh.
>>151397383watch as he goes to the Dolphins in 2030 and ends up winning a perfect season with them
When Riceis unleashed Pat will look like he did with Tyreek and young Kelce. MVP is pretty much locked.
>>151397383>Burrow is staying with the ringless Bengals forever.Truth tellers whose wise warnings went unheralded?
>>151397416in madden
>>151397349He's right though.Get baptized in the offseason. Also I fucking hate christcucks so much it's unreal.
Who we got here?
>>151397433LAC
>>151397235This is the only realistic option I'd be tempted to watch. It was a big miss not choosing them when the Owl was in Vegas.
>>151397349Travis Hunter is such an underrated bust. They traded up to get a CB2 and WR2, and is playing like a CB3 and WR3.
>>151397424many people are saying this!
>>151397453The only jags game I've watched was against the Chiefs and he looked great in that, both at WR and CB
i told you troy is a legit HoFer
>>151397349Yeah skip an adult man can be expected to catch or defend a football pass when someone earlier in the day sprinkled water on their head. I know after my first communion I was shit at NFL Gameday 98 all evening.
>>151397453a rookie 6 weeks into the season isn't making an immediate top 32 impact? BUST BUST BUST
>>151397421Joe Burrow shouldn't take a single word of advice from Carson Palmer. Faggot cried his way to the Raiders and did nothing then the peak of his Cardinals career was getting BTFO by the Panthers in the NFCCG. He immensely overrated his ability
>>151397497>a rookie >who was traded up for and taken #2 overall
>>151397484damn that's a lot of slop metrics in one image
>>151389152The #1 job of any ESPN commentator now is to be anti-White. Stopped being about sports and the joy of sports ages ago.
>>151397508>t. peyton
>>151397505i know its crazy but players can have the ability to progress and develop their skills after week 6 of their rookie season
find a flaw
>>151397539justin fields too high
>>151397508it's literally a single metric
>>151397550Kek
>>151397539Power rankings are fake and gay.
>>151397539Bo Nix doesn't deserve to be anywhere near 16
>>151397393based this is a Rick board
>>151397539Has anyone done a study of QBs who sucked on one team or more and excelled on another team or more? Could look at factors like win/loss record, O line and receive rating, type of offense, years in the league, etc. I'm looking at Baker, Jones, and Sam.
>>151397598My man!
>>151397614>BakerDrafted to the Browns>JonesDrafted to the Giants>DarnoldDrafted to the JetsA study isn't needed
>>151397539Bo Nix needs to be way higher and Jalen Hurts way lower
>>151396597Lions, but only if the Head Office stays the fuck out of it
>>151397666this the kind of incisive analysis i was looking for. but if you're in the sport, you want to go further - what did those and other perennially bad teams do wrong?
>>151397728Nah the league loves the lions, just not as much as it loves the chiefs. It's like that brady/rodgers nfc championship game, both ref babies but brady was the favorite son.
what two players do you think have a secret cross-team love affair?
>>151397539Best I've seen play this year are Darnold, Jones, Baker and Goff. It's the year of the former first round bust, though Goff and Baker redeemed themselves prior to this year.
is Mike Stud going to be at the game tomorrow?
>>151397827Is that the guy you met that hot summer down in New Orleans?
>>151397760They likely never invested in the oline. Joe Thomas retired a month before Baker was drafted and I can't remember who the Giants and Jets were fielding at the time
>Gaydys Pee
how can you not root for this guy?https://x.com/MuseBaker/status/1978261363240673433
Baker Mayfield is such a fucking faggot
>>151397951nah thats me
>>151397912let's be honest he's just this year's 2024 darnold there will be an implosion and it will be gruesome
>>151397473He’s only a bust in fantasy
>>151397912Sometimes you just gotta get jiggy wit it
>>151397968The fuck are you on about? He's gotten better every year for the last 3 this is not some one hit wonder shit. Not to mention he keeps making his OCs look good enough to get hired as head coaches and I fully expect Josh Grizzard to be the next one.
>>151397968Baker was fine last year. And Darnold has gotten over his implosion and is also fine. Baker was also fine on the Browns… and the Rams. He barely played for the Panthers… like started one game
>>151397728They’re not playing the Chiefs so that shouldn’t be an issue. I’m glad everybody including the media are talking about this today.
>>151397497yeah especially at those positions. the average age is like 25 and they have the skill level of a doorknob
>>151397968If Baker is this year's Darnold then who is Darnold playing like?
>>151398118*last year's Darnold
>>151397968quit being such a downer faggotyou sound like a queefshitter trying to make everyone else miserable
You thought that game was something? They're just getting warmed up. Reffies are putting the entire league on notice this week
>Branch's suspension appeal was deniedhe's coming, detoilet, prepare your bussies.
the toxins have an uber elite defense but they started 0-3 and just had a bye so no one says anything
Everyone is saying it's incredible that the Chiefs aren't dealing with injuries but injuries are a probability thing. I think they could be dealing with injured key players in the post season
How'd THIS become Indiana Jones?
>>151398364Literally everyone knows the Toxins have an amazing defense and are hamstrung by their offense
>>151398450hes not being undercut by his shit team
>>151398450He's being carried HARD by his running game.They've also only played one good team the entire season and it just happened to be the game they lost.
>>151398171Revenge game against the Bears is going to go crazy.
>>151398479adoree jackson niggling out and costing them 14 points while the rams have a wide open wr with 30 seconds left is a nice riggi to give them a cope loss lol
>>151398450Turns out playing the titans, Raiders, dolphins, and some other shitters lead to wins
>>151398516You mean Adonai Mitchell kek
>>151398568i cant keep up with every daquan in the league lol theyre all american ngubus
>>151398351He did deserve it. Kelce would have also deserved it for that embellishment. And Mahomo for being an insufferable and unlikable faggot (but that would have gotten Branch suspended for the season… probably Kelce too because of Taylor)
I just love my Panthers
>>151398756Same, about to be 4-3 and excited as fuck to see how we stand up against the bills
>>151398756Bengals are really holding back the kitty caucus
>>151398937Based Larry Izzo
bills bros...
>>151399025The Bills do be stinky thoughThey would absolutely lose in the playoffs against all of those AFC teams in the top 10
>>151398937Why are TE's such TD hogs?
>>151399025erm.... he isn't respecting my steelers enough
>>151395384How many times did they spit roast him?
>>151399067Your Steelers would also lose in the playoffs against all of those AFC teamsBased Brady with the correct rankings
>>151399084maybe on planet retard
>>151399090>Stoolers Lmao
>>151399047a good TE is a good redzone threat
>>151399025Eagles too high
>>151399090The afc is planet retard, nfc is planet midwit
The NFC is soulless >inb4 muh historyIt's 2025
>>151398450Same look on his face when the Colts owner pulled out her strap on in the 1 on 1 meeting in her office
>>151399145they gAyFC has literally laid down and gotten assraped by mahomes for like 7 years straight now.you retards suck.
>>151399161Her name is Carlie
>>151399171AFC has a villain to fight againstNFC is different one year wonder meme teams every year (cringe)
>>151397760>BrownsFactory of sadness. Both the Jets and Browns are very similar in one department, and that's recruiting bad QBs, coaches, and terrible ownership. The Haslams are terrible and masterminded the worst acquisition of all time with Deshaun Watson. They're a revolving door of coaches and QBs, hiring the likes of Freddie Kitchens and Hue Jackson. The only reason they still can win games is that they've invested entirely into their defense since they can't into offense. Braindead management and FO.>JetsI'd argue if it wasn't for the Browns existing, the Jets would clinch that spot of the worst franchise in the NFL. Let's take a look at their top 3 quarterbacks of all time: Ken O'Brien, Vinny Testaverde, Chad Pennington, with Mark Sanchez being an honorable mention. None of them come even close to sniffing the HoF and they were broken down within a decade. Their entire legacy is tied to Joe Namath, a QB who retired from the sport when every anon's grandfather was a kid or not even born yet. Their team is also under the grip of a nepobaby who has owned the franchise for 20+ years and has let his shithead sons make draft picks and trades based around what scores the players have in NCAA and Madden games. The ownership is micromanages everything and also has no faith in the team year after year.>GiantsPost-Eli Manning years, team lost its identity and struggled to find solid coaching and a QB to fill in the void, but while they have struggled as perennial underdogs, they do have some amazing accolades to show for it, unlike the other two teams. People might hate John Mara for his ownership over the past three decades, but it's because he's too loyal to his employees and keeps shitty coaches on for too long. Daboll may not be the answer, but he's an improvement from the Judge / Shurmur / Spagnuolo years. They also have Fassel and Coughlin to coach them for 2 straight decades, which the Jets and Browns would kill for.
>>15139919015 out of 16 teams in the AFC are fucking useless and you think that's a good thing?
>>151399145NFC has hella sovl AND elite history.
>>151399209Mahomes would dominate the NFC just as hard if the Chiefs switched places with one of you
>>151399207I'm not reading all of that however I will read some of it
>>151399207Gonna read all of this
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>151399230bragging about being habitually raped by the mutt is quite the choice
>>151399207>worst franchise in the NFL How about the Lions
>>151399247That's not how you spell her name>is stupidHer team instantly became elite when she took the reigns
>>151399207>Fassel and CoughlinI JUST WANNA GO BACKTO 1999TAKE A RIDE THROUGH MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD
>>151399145all domes and megacity slop
>>151398937>all the dead people on therekek
>>151399260I'd actually argue the worst franchise ranking would be something like:Cardinals > Browns > Jets > Lions > Chargers.The Cardinals are the oldest team in the sport and they have nothing to show for it, absolutely nothing. They've only held ONE conference championship in their entire existence. Even a team as historically bad as the Lions have 4, and even though it was in the 1950s, at least they have that going for them. They've also only had 2 quarterbacks in the last 15 years, seem to have found their head coach, and are in a much better position than the other four names I've listed.
>>151396983i hope jaxxxson dork wins every game the rest of the season and they fire this fag the day before the superbowl that they win.or if he could get jumped by some junkies in a back alley somewhere and sodomized on the cctv cameras.i'll be happy with either of those scenarios. or if the chiefs fags in these threads die of aids.
>>151399368>mfw my franchise was so bad we ran our head coach out of town and he immediately went to be a sexpat in thailand
The winter is coming which means that the hyperborean viking spirit will possess JJ "the chosen one" McCarthy will the holy vril of wotan leading my KANGZ to an undefeated 2nd half of the season.
him and jayden need to link up
>packers winning the north>toyotathon hasn't even started yetit's over...
It's not that teams don't realize the Offensive Line is incredibly important, it's that a lot of teams get gun shy when they're actually confronted with the draft and look at all the other shiny toys available and aren't as entranced by the meat and potatoes of their football team, it's easy to take a long term approach to fleshing out an elite line but impulses can takeover in real time and you can look for a flashy player. Also, some teams just suck at scouting or all of the good linemen are taken so you have to take a chance on developing a lesser prospect.
>>151399499anime reference on the jersey!
>>151399368just depends how you weight it. purely historically yeah but no one's been around to care about the cardinals for more than 35 years. there's no boomer granpappy stories about how bad they were to anyone that cares
I am angry ANGRY about Daniel Jones and the Colts.
>>151399558mid
>>151399558nudes?
>>151395901>tardinals gmlet’s get down to business. dubs decides first round pick
what's this pose called?
The following teams absolutely fucking STINK! 49ers Bears Bengals Broncos Browns Cardinals Chargers Commanders Dolphins Eagles Falcons Giants Jaguars Jets Panthers Seahawks Steelers Vikings
>>151395901>Head coach of the CommandersWe're THE "dark horse" team for sure.
>>151399616i want to get a bellybutton piercing but everyone says it looks gay on men :(
>>151399655>no billsyou dont know ball
>>151399647Caesar-esque
>Scam Ward
>>151399670Don’t let anyone stop you Gayleb
>>151399722lay off the harvey wallbangers, troy
Why is this photo so aesthetically pleasing to the eye? Can artfags explain?
>>151399747
>>151397539Allen is too high. Switch him with Jones.
>>151399747it's very Renaissance
I barely care about playing the Broncos this week because I'm already fantasizing about sweeping the Eagles/finally breaking our losing streak in Philly and the sheer mindrape it would cause Philthyfags makes me hard as a diamond
>played 2 out of 23 possible regular season games and counting i think we seriously need to consider the b-word
>>151399815we don't think about the giants, but go off
>>151395432>rRodgers still below Pua, Flacco, the midget, bustin fields, Russ, and WentzShows you how retarded this chart is
Jets bros, sneed it or keep it?
>>151399853sneeding that
>>151399840>we don't think about the giantsExactly. The Eagles have chalked up the Giants as two free wins for the last 15 years. It's not just that we've lost to the Eagles, it's that we've lost every which way you can. Now the shoe's finally on the other foot and this time the Jason Kelces/Fletcher Coxs/Brandon Grahams of the world aren't there to save you.
>>151399815Lel if the eagles make the playoffs while you go 4-13 with a sweep, everyone will be happy i guess
>>151399853glenn has the chance to improve. bustin is beyond hope and it displeases me that he's still a starting QB in the NFL
>>151399853Praise kek!
>>151399880>your hopes lay with two giga frat boislol, lmao even
Is Indianapolis Jones really that good, or was Richardson really that bad? Not seeing too much roster changes that could otherwise explain why they're so hot right now.
>>151399747it is not only rich in detail, but that detail is organized by 1. lines of sight that guide the eye toward the focal point (juju's face) and 2. the well-centered negative space created by the light tones of branch's white jersey and silver helmet amongst all of the red. also red and green are complementary colors.
Reminder that Aaron Glenn refused to interview for the Patriots>>151399950It's a mirage from an easy early schedule. Let's see how they do against opponents with winning records
>>151399989>Aaron Glenn refused to interview for the PatriotsIt was pretty much an open secret that they wanted Vrabel
>>151399989because everyone knew that the pats already picked vabrel and NE was just looking to meet the rooney rule
>>151399989They've got the Chargers and Steelers over the next few weeks and both are (fraudulent) top seeds. They could be 8-1 in November
>>151395360>a regular season babby and a dude with ONE playoff start his entire careersmith sr alone takes a shit on these mental midgets
why does he do it?
it looks like people already migrated to this other thread >>151393013>>151393013>>151393013
>>151399025>colts doubters confirmed for not knowing ballNot surprising
>>151400126Smith should have won a ring and I hate that he didn't.
>>151399747Emotional expressions is a big part of it and the layering(subjects front to back). There's the guy on the left very animated and of course the guy in the ground with a strong expression on his face then the the center you have the two players who you can see are in motion. Would have been a cooler picture if the shutter speed was just a bit slower to see them slightly blurred to give that sense of motion. The player in white stands out which is separation. Speration is often done by shallow depth of field like when subject is in focus and everything is blurred or with light (subject is being lit by light source like a ray of sunshine and everything else is dark) or in this case, color. Then you have more characters in the back invested in the scrimmage which goes back to layering.
>>151400230
>>151395645For example, they rank Rodgers as one of the worst QBs in the NFL which makes no sense to anyone watching games or looking at stats. They have rated Myles Garrett better than TJ Watt for years despite TJ being better in literally every statistic. It doesn't make sense.
>>151400281ergghhhhh. myles is like, more athletic>?, you know???
Why DIDN'T Cam fall on that fumble?
>>151400345Cam Newton didn't want to hurt himself
>>151395645Gave Myles Garrett is DEI DPOY
recycle >>151393013>>151393013
