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Happy juice edition
flashback: >>151392037
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Flames! Takagi!
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This is the thread :)
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>>151396803
omg great thread pekko!
i love juice!
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the kingsman movies are pretty shite
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>>151396835
no sar you are the bloody!
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>>151396803
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>espn+ commercial breaks are longer than the actual tv timeouts so the longer you watch the further behind live play you are actually are
KWAB
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>>151396803
this is lovely, pekka
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>>151396872
Me on the bottom left
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My penguins ):
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>>151396869
Imagine having to mingle with the general public.. They're so gross and they're Kings fans
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>>151396872
Now youre just being a tryhard
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>>151396872
Me top left
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>>151396823
THIS
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>>151396884
This kind of mindset is why Canada is the way it is
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>>151396882
>Imagine having to mingle with the general public
I could never.
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>>151396896
It's one thing to make shitty flames memes, now this dude thinks he's actually funny
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>>151396882
Is there crossover between Kings and Laker fans?
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>>151396882
I'm really cool so if I made that face it would probably look cool
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>>151396872
The Senator kills the buffalo
The cat eats the squid
Chief Blackhawk politely asks for his land to be returned to him and gets denied
The Mammoth steps on the retard
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>>151396909
Forgot my pic
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lmao
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>>151396872
great gimmick
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I’m beyond fed up with all the people who insist on bringing their dogs everywhere. Like in restaurants and stores. It’s really fucking disgusting.
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>he said he's not a dog person
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>>151396944
Same but only of it's a shit dog
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I’m beyond fed up with all the people who insist on putting their black people all over hockey. Like as analysts and commentators. It’s really fucking disgusting.
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>>151396925
Wasn't it 2-0 at one point? Kek what abunch of bitches couldn't hold a lead
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dogs are great and i hate people who hurt dogs especially people who are grifting pieces of shit who'd put an electric collar on their dog
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Is Sennecke for real?
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>>151396872
>head smashed in Buffalo jump
Here’s some lore for little old me /hoc/
The first time I felt anger toward immigrants/non-whites was there because a group of Chinamen walked into a roped off area of prairie wildflowers to take pictures.
It’s been all up hill since then.
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>>151396962
This
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>>151396963
You try and hold a lead with a 5’5” (on skates) goaltender
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>immigrants take pictures next to local weeds
Always makes me kek
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>>151396962
atleast its not women
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am im watching wongs/shitties or snes/sabres?
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>>151396999
What holiday is it in Sweden?
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>>151396999
rich white people disgust me
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>>151397015
Im watching sens/sabres for the desperation train wreck.
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>>151397013
all that crap but never the cup, never happiness
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>>151397019
isn't it halloween or something?
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>>151396872
This better be your new gimmick :)
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i ate a 900g pumpkin pie
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>>151396976
he is so smol
why did they put a midget in net?
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>>151397050
costco?
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>>151397028
He will never be happy until Chinese scientists can create catboy humanoids in a lab
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hope you are getting those stevie apology letters ready, /hoc/. some of you retards have been completely and utterly btfo by the yzerplans success.
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>>151397030
Yeah I'm handing out hot chips this year
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>>151397058
>20 years from now
>mcdavid had it so easy, look how small goalies were back then
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>>151397080
Cope wolf actually tried that game and got the W
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just cracked open a 2am beer in anticipation of kitties - wings
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I hope my sabres keep losing for the lolz
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>>151397061
elon's making catgirls as we speak right now
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>>151397074
that sounds great hope ur coming by my house
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>>151396969
Chinese tourists are pretty hardcore. Something similar happened to me at Takakkaw falls in Yoho
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which game are you guys watching?
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>>151397090
Huomenta Pekka
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>>151397109
the mariners game
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>>151397109
The one with the red team
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>>151397031
>>151396929
Thanks frens
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>>151397119
me too but that doesnt start for an hour
im talking about which game are you going to watch right now?
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>>151396969
indians are snatching up all your land, jobs and women but some asian guys taking pictures is what you're mad about?
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To the cup we
GOOOOoooooooo
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>>151397050
yum
I should buy myself one
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Go Kitties!
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>>151397137
the house a few doors down has been on sale for 3 years now why arent jets snatching it up?
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fuck it then
im watching the sens game
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>>151397166
because it's a few doors away from you
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>>151397178
so they arent snatching anything up
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>>151397137
This was in like 2003 or so, so no I was not worried about jeets at the time.
Also if a jeet ever took a girl from my I’d turn gay, like u
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>>151397186
Did you take that today?
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>>151397137
>indians are snatching up all your land, jobs and women
land? no
jobs? yes
women? lol indiands dont have sex appeal
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>>151397195
Yeah
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>>151397186
is that that zoomer from the webm?
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>>151397201
Based
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>>151397112
huomenta, pal
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We call them indigenous first peoples here
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>>151397058
Kippersof should cart wolf around dressed the same as him like mini me
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>>151397195
Someone said there’s a bunch and all the stars players have photoshopped mullets but idk why they made Otter a redhead
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>>151397218
Wolf lore
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>>151397186
Is that the dude that got knocked out ?
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>>151397206
The zoomer from the webm is literally just Wyatt Johnston.
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>>151397243
No the guy that got knocked out was a crisis actor
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>>151397237
whoa they had a little kevin sutter dancing around back in the 2000s too? lmao
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>>151397137
>all your women
Is Jeeted.com the new hip thing in the states
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>>151397250
It was Dylan. Lurk moar
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Yo the anthen singer in Buffalo can get it though
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>>151397266
Someone posted a pic of him at the Uvalde shooting and Kerr county floods
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>For Tavares, the shared dorm-like existence with other athletes was one of the highlights of the Olympics. He looks back fondly on time spent with Canadian curlers, figure skaters and women’s hockey players

Bro really using those Olympic supplied condoms
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first goal by finnie
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>>151397268
Right off the assembly line and the end of Star Spangled Banner was horrible
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>>151397268
imagine if she was southeast asian though
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lol she fucked up
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>>151397285
bet tavares fucked the entire womens hockey team
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>>151397285
imagine the kind of coochie JT pulled in his prime
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>>151397303
Yeah she sucked but at least she was hot
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snes thirds suck
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No matter how much Gary likes all the newbies buying tickets and jerseys he can't have the kittens win the cup forever
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What the fuck are the Sens wearing, is it ugly season this year?
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You guys wanna talk about ethics. Its all that matters if you think about it
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>>151397299
How has it taken a Finn so long to score?
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Ethic is how Latinas describe my nuts
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why do we have black skates?
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>>151397285
Imagine the orgies
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Ok everybody, it's time to shut the FUCK up, as the Red Wings are playing.
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>wongs
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>>151397365
aint nobody watching those shit teams
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>>151397356
we are a goaltending nation
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>>151397382
who’s starting for you in Milan?
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>razz-muse-en
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yeah never hear about owen power
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>>151397386
rinne, we're bringing him out of retirement
but don't tell anyone, it's a secret for the time being
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>>151397386
King Kaapo
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>>151397392
who?
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I'm a pretty big razzle dazzler
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I mean the Detroit Red Wings, here’s a hockey club, just a good solid team, I mean this red wings club, give this franchise 3-5 years and they’ll be contesting in the playoffs for the eastern conference. I mean, this red wings organization, great players. Just solid guys for this red wings club.
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Flamesbros...
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>>151397394
I promise not to. Will Tuukka be your backup?
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>>151397394
you jest but I saw him play this year and Im sure he could last a period
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These Panties attack and forecheck. Not playing laffs again for sure.
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>>151397409
His smile and optimism: gone
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>>151397409
>Wearing the same shirt for 4 days
At least flames management knows their demographic
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bending over to pick up the puck is an ick for me
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>>151397412
olympics committee unfortunately banned him for racism
>>151397417
jej I forgot he played with his youth team for a game
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KWAB >sens
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smug_pepe.png
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>>151397396
Dear GOD bring him back. Nedel is so bad
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scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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My Sensies are cursed. The fuck kind of bounce was that?
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>snes
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Does Estonia play hockey?
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i thought the sabres were bad bros???
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>>151397445
I meant the charity game against Kärpät
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>>151397445
yet the committee refuses to address the rampany finnophobia in hockey
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Business idea: Russian players are drafted by the 12 Olympic teams
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>>151397488
they missed the net, ottawa was just kind enough to twerk it into their own goal
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I like Paul Maurice but I dislike the panthers
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>>151397523
Q got none of the credit
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>>151397510
they should compete for italy
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>>151397530
Q covered up gay rape
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>>151397538
And?
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>>151397499
what was the charity?
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>>151397534
why not for ukraine?
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>>151397499
dang I missed that one
>>151397506
it's all good, we've gotten used to it over the past 800 years
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>>151397544
What do you mean you retard
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>>151397538
unlike /hoc/ where it's celebrated
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>>151397549
Ukraine didn't qualify for the Olympics and might not qualify as a country in general by then
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If these other teams played like panties, they might have a chance at the Cup.
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>>151397547
children hospital equipment
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>>151397556
Gay rape cover ups don't take away from hard work as a coach
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what is this, another one of gary's spooky rituals?
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>>151397559
imagine bedard's locker room hazing
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>>151397560
>two more weeks
retard
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>>151397560
Good.
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>>151397560
JEN
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youtube just went down
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>>151397560
Moscow was closer to falling then Kyiv ever has in the last 4 years of the war
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nothingburger first period
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My Sensies :)
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Gary come on do the power outage trick
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>wongs
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can't believe i let you trick me in to watch leastern conference slop i was happier staring at the wall
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are the Wings that cash strapped they decided to turn they're rink into the KHL league arena? why all the sponsors?
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>scoreless first intermission
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>>151397613
Good.
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Where did bob go?
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this kitties - wings game is genuinely looking like it might head to GaryTime with a 0-0 score
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My hurricanes could unironically assblast both these shit teams
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>>151397643
At least the faceoff zones aren't gigantic beer ads like here
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>>151397656
Thank you Gary
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i like youtube
i pay for that service
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>>151397656
1-0 in garytime is the chad scoreline
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>laffs
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>>151397677
>paying for YouTube

??????
Am I being memed here
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my team is SHIT
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Let’s be realistic. If the Doob-hoob connection was not compromised by a mental health crisis, the flames were a lock for playoffs last season
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>>151397689
Some people don't know about ad block
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>>151397700
>>
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>>151397700
Just like my islanders
>capcha RNGTD
/nfl/bros?
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>>151397703
Cope hoob is heating up
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>>151397689
it gets rid of ads and comes with Youtube Music
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>>151397689
my family pays for the family plan
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>>151397714
I just browse the ‘tube on Firefox
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these teams are terrible
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>>151397689
A $300 laptop with a wireless kb+m connected via HDMI is too many steps for most people
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when do the non shit teams play?
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Lundqvist can still barely speak English
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>>151397732
ublock origin + firefox + linux
feels good
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What percentage of Americans understand the offside rules?
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>paying for a service you can get for free
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>>151397747
9:30 est
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>>151397763
I understand it desu
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>>151397763
>you now remember the rules pamphlets that were handed out at sunrise during the cup finals
KWAB
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Just imagined a Canadian using one of his genie wishes on knowing the percentage of Americans who know offsides
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>>151397828
r-really?
pics?
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>Yes I'm shut out
>Want a goal
>Yes I'm shut out
>Want a goal
>if I ain't scored already
>ooh /hoc/ you know the reason why
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burger anons, without using google tell me the stick infractions of hockey and why it matters.
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I got a stick you can infract right here pal
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If you put me in an anime convention I would go into a heeming frenzy and heem every cosplayer in my path
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>>151397830
>offsides
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I could quite easily heem will ferrell
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>>151397874
Every line has two sides
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>>151397883
He'd have reach advantage on you
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I bought one.
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>>151397855
BASED same
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>>151397828
Still crack up at the “stoppages of play are not like downs in football” section
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>>151397886
but only 1 is the off side
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>>151397754
he's the epitome of pretty person privilege
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Only 1 side is the bud side
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I really enjoy the company of large black men. What team would best suit me?
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>>151397923
Nah thats you
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wings scarrr!!
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My red wings :)
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What % of leaves have seen their team win a SC?
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dear mr steve yzerman,
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>wings are elite
Gonna be a good season
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>>151397929
Maple Leafs of course
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Tony deangelo has had a weird career. why did they kick him out of philly, his numbers are decent.

his girlfriend % is ok
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>>151397962
N
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Who is Jeff Petry?
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>>151397900
>GREAT! Now put it on and lets go into the bathroom you can show me how big your dick is!!! GO DUCKS
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panthers are a solved team
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>mfw i send some lil bitch in the box
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i really hate games with (((kenny albert))). fucking no-hockey-knowing fucking h___
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>>151397956
wtf? no way
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Duchene is okay he’s day-to-day and not ruled out for tomorrow.
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>>151397984
he wasn't chud enough for torts
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Yzerman forgot the most important part of his rebuild. To accidentally select a handful of HoFers in the 5-7th round of the draft
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shit teams shit games thanks gary you shithead
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>>151398031
gary gave them their two and was satisfied with the jersey and ticket sales numbers increasing, so he has moved west to dull-ass
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>>151398060
fr when do the ducks play next
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>>151398081
>the ducks
aren't they shit?
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>>151397932
b-but I'm not sexy (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
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kek ya that went in
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>>151398094
nah, you are
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>>151398062
based
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I swear to god if >we get cucked a second game in a row...
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if i eat a couple mushrooms will gary give me 2 minutes for tripping?
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>>151398098
I know but aren't they as well
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these MSG announcers are funny. i know more about puck that any of them.
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>>151398119
shrooms suck
do acid instead
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based kurt angle "you suck" chant though.
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>>151398119
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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KANE SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>151398119
nah but he will ask for a slice
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My Sensies can literally not stop getting in their own way.
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>>151398119
based
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my baffalo sobres:)
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>almost giving up two goals on the same PP to the Buffalo Sabres
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Fuck Gary, why should I have to wait until 8:30 to watch the Notes develop?
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kitties are a solid first round exit
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finally marchannd
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>>151398309
retribution for the michael whatever his name is for terrorizing ferguson before getting put down.
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My Sensies FUCKING SUCK
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>>151398348
my rat :)
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sensbros...??? what the fuck is happening
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I went for my incel jog and my keys fell out of the pocket in my shorts with a big hole in it. This has happened to me twice
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MY SABIES
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>incel jog
buy shorts with a back pocket
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>>151398459
Finnish goaltending is in full swing
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>>151398470
Did you find them
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>>151398492
why didn't they start ullmark?
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>>151398525
3 games in 4 days. Green thought Merilainen could handle the Sabres but evidently not.
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>>151398567
how he king with no ring?
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>>151398553
ah that makes sense
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>finnish goaltending
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everybody laugh at the senators!
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>senatards
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>rags
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it's a shame what fryflation has done to this franchise
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Why is almost every commercial in America about health issues
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What the fug
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>>151398836
The only parts of the economy that are growing are ai slop and the maintenance of old fat people who are on ten different pills
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>>151398935
NHL expansion will also contribute to GDP
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>>151398935
Just start killing them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%84ttestupa
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Not gonna lie the Red Wings stopped me from beating my girlfriend. With the Tigers loss in super overtime and the Lions loss to the Chiefs (which I bet money on) I was pretty pissed. The Red Wings performing is a welcomed treat.
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>>151398836
>WHOPPER WHOPPER
>OZEMPIC OZEMPIC
>FORD F150
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>be me
>born in Canada, hockey in my veins
>mom says I was stickhandling before I could walk
>grow up dreaming of bringing the Cup home
>Canadian blood, Canadian heart, Canadian taxes
>ginger mane shining under the rink lights
>be a part of a beloved Canadian hockey team
>carry season after season on my back
>dig in through pain, pressure, and the curse of being 2 good 2 win
>make it to the Stanley Cup Final
>Florida stands in the way
>lose
>train harder
>come back again
>Florida again
>lose again
>press still calls me elite
>but every night I stare at the empty shelf
>decide it’s time for a change
leave Edmonton
>finally, after all the years of heartbreak
>raise the Stanley Cup
>fans chant my name
>tears in my eyes
>feels good man

What could’ve been bros
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>>151399035
Hey, you can't forget about the Geico Gecko.
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>>151399060
mfw I’m Glen Gulutzan
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>>151398836
American NHL games have a skewed audience
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>>151399060
Nobody is that patriotic about being from Canada. Their most famous right-wingers like Wayne Gretzky want Trump to invade their country.
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>>151399028
You make a large emotional investment in something completely out of your control. Seems foolish
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>>151399060
The power of the lower sunbelt marginal tax rate
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>>151399106
Gretzky played Center, you fucking retard.
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>>151398836
It’s the largest employer in the country
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>>151397013
thats his only rocket richard
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>>151399111
Mutt's law
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just had to do a Nicolas Roy in the bar toilet
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the choke begins
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>>151399133
>doesn't deny or argue it
Yikes.
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>>151399102
White, rich and regionally concentrated in blue states
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>>151399123
Conservative would have probably been a better word to use
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you enjoyin bud1277?
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>>151399156
>there are only two sides and I hate the one the other one!!!
good goy!
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>>151399140
Tear down the stall wall?
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>>151399060
Same story but

>leave boston for florida

Canadian marchand wins the cup
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>>151398657
lmao shutout by Skinner. JT Miller must have lost his marner
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>>151399035
lmao there is lots of commercials for crohns and colitis now
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>>151399181
This is just my personal suspicion but had McDavid requested a trade Crosby would’ve too and now because McDavid extended I think Sid stays put in Pittsburgh
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>gaybres
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>>151399177
Unironically, yes there are. You're not smart for being an enlightend centrist or special for being some meme "third positionist"
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My Sensies are doing a lil sum
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sabres bros...
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god damn ottawa is shit
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My Sensies thought they could make a comeback but sadly they are cursed with >finnish goaltending
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What the fuck i literally checked the score 2 minutes ago and it was 5-4
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do finns eat vegetables? i imagine it's pretty hard to grow things in ice
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>>151399232
He is actually. Me too, for that matter.
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>>151399275
good work by Mogilny
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>>151399286
well now its 7-4
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what possesses a gm to have two (2) finnish goaltenders?
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>>151399232
Good goy.
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Yep. >finnish goaltending remains undefeated.
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yes, well done offense well done HOWEVER
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bud1277 is going great
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>2 shit teams
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touchdown buffalo lmao
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Didn't the Red Wings look really really good at the start of last year too?
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imagine of the sabres blow their lead
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>NEWS: Utah Mammoth reveal new mascot. Tusky. #TusksUp
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>>151399333
god i hope they lose that lawsuit
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>>151399333
Kinda boring but at least it's not Buoy
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>>151399333
tusky was seen at utah valley university
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>>151399333
he'll be in the stands against calgary tonight
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Kitty tards are coping lmao
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>>151399333
It will always be the Utah Yeti to me
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10 more minutes Flameschads!
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>>151399333
Some dudes alcoholic hallucination
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What is this stupid bullshit
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>>151399333
Laziest shit ever
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>>151399402
Listed at 7 for me
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>>151399402
They are 30 minutes ahead bud
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With all the spam from Sens fags, I thought their shit team was supposed to be elite and contenders?
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my kitties looking kinda mid
not snes without their chucky tier awful, just mid
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>>151399435
Cope the season's still young
>>
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>>151399333
fast forward 5 years and San-Tusky will be involved in a sex-scandal with young utah boys in the mammoth's locker room showers...
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Tusky makes his debut on bud1277... almost brings a tear to the eye... #TusksUp #bud1
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>>151399435
Just like my Islanders
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All the shit teams that were supposed to be winning are currently not winning.
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Good evening fellow gentleman
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>>151399333
missed opportunity to call him
Wooly
also checked
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Mammoths are going extinct and they name their team after them
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>>151399497
Quack...?
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it's another night of me getting to watch my flames play, not an old game, not a preseason game, but an actual nhl game live from my bed :) thank you gary
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Well damn itd be a while but I didnt think tripcodes changed
>>151399537
Quack indeed
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>>151399536
By the year 2045 you may no longer have any Mammoth
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>DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU THAT
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>>151399553
I love garebear almost as much as I love our flames :)
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>>151399581
i hate the fucking freak really but im happy now to watch the flames :)
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>Panth3rs
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apologize to the yzerplan
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What if hockey was 4 periods. That would be disastrous
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>>151399553
but it's 7:30ish pm where you live
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>>151399617
what if it were a variable 2-5 periods but the players had no idea when it would end
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>4anthers
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>it's another multiple empty netters allowed episode
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>>151399617
But in basketball the 4th quarter is the good quarter
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>>151399624
no it's almost 4am :)
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tonight's YTV multiview is autistic
>FLA/DET
>ALCS
>Div III college football
>Bernie kino/AOC slop
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I would 8-4 you to be a >snes fan tonight
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Pull the goalie again, it will work this time
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my islanders are now the only team with no points ='(
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>>151399684
Empty net can't be worse that Merilainen at this point.
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>sabres 8-4 senators
what the fuck fever dream did i just wake up from
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wait isn't the hurricanes gm also named tusky
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If my starsies beat the Canucks tomorrow I think we’ll be in good standing
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>>151399707
He's with Carolina so you know there's an L in there
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>>151399713
I'm going to wait till after saturday before in talk my shit
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>>151399333
>circumcised trunk
It gets worse and worse
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the wolf is resting, he will be hungry and fierce when he comes back
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>>151399700
Kek. Basically beer league
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>>151399738
Our flames have no chance without him im afraid
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>8:45pm
Start the fxing game you twats
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>>151399723
heh
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>>151399634
What if instead of periods it was just whoever gets to (randomly generated number of goals from 1-0 here) first????
>>151399646
>floorsqueak
>good
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>>151399745
>9:45.

Fixed
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As part of its efforts toward international growth, on Wednesday the NHL announced a media agreement with Nine to broadcast games in Australia every Saturday morning throughout this season, starting Saturday with the Detroit Red Wings playing the Tampa Bay Lightning.

In total, there will be 21 regular-season games broadcast live in Australia with dedicated commentators and customized intermission coverage.
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imagine getting scored on 8 times by the sabres LOL
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>>151399758
>>151399745
4:45am
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>>151399723
That's the cleverest post I've read in months
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My dabres! :)
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Well?
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>>151399787
that's a terrible idea
Aussies literally couldn't care less
fucking AFL/rugby nation ffs
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>>151399808
OUR sabies
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>just got home
>check scores
holy fucking KWAB to the panthers and snes
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>>151399819
Cope usa didnt even know what puck was 20 years ago. Gary has a plan
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>>151399790
I want to go back...
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>>151399787
Not sure what it would be up against but the HNIC doubleheader would start at 10AM/1PM in Melbourne. Seems like they could get some decent games to show with times like those.
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they be asking patty kane dumb shit. Alright now let's watch the sweet home chigagoo
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buffalo remembered they were a professional hockey team partway through the second
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>>151399864
>usa didnt even know what puck was 20 years ago
but the usa has won the last 33 stan lees
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This man single-handedly saved Lindy Ruff's job.
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>inr jason zucker
how fucken old is that guy
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>>151399864
America has known since the 80s however canada doesnt know what a stanley cup is since 1993
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>>151399889
I mean americans
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idk who is coping and who is seething
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>>151399809
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>>151399897
his father's name is richard
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>>151399809
you seem to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how that meme works. not only is there no button to press (looks like some kind of indicator plate typically found on an engine) but the two don't cancel eachother out nor do they affect the other in any way
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>>151399917
well I'm coping about /hoc/ being shit and also seething about /hoc/ being shit
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>>151399809
who cares about b ball
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australia is st. louis blues territory because of nathan walker
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Nice pass
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>>151399925
kwab that's why they changed the pronunciation to rhyme with "booker" huh
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gol gol gol gol!!!!1
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flames scaaaaaaaaaar

assmus assersson finally placed the puck in the next, meaning the flames score a goal
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OMAO dustbin wolf cant even see over the boards
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>fumes
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baka
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>>151399955
dickie zooks!
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>>151399980
wtf did you just say about my goat
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R A A S
A
A
S

GO FLAMES

>>151396823
TAKAGI
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My Ashkenazi wife enjoys the mammoth
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>>151400053
oh yeah?
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do mormons drink at hockey games?
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>>151400091
I hear they soak during the ad breaks
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>>151399922
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why's a snowmuhammed replying to me
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monitor on
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38 years old, never kissed a girl
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Hawks lookin solid
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>>151400170
Ill kiss you if that helps
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Absolute disgrace that the Snes couldn’t finish the job and send Buffalose to the shadow realm.
Don’t worry, Kitties will gladly insert AND twist the knife.
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>>151400170
reminds me of xhe rb, except add 10 years
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Aww yeah bb
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>>151400190
Cool have fun :)
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>>151399809
I haven't watched a jays game since hockey started :)
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>>151400190
hey bud how's the cuck life with your obese wife?
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I never watched baseball ever desu
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>>151400202
Taking my lil bro. He just broke up with his first (asian) gf rip. She was certifiably nuts tho it needed to happen.
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>>151400231
Are you taking his former gf too ?
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>>151400219
kekd
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>>151400190
>meme clock
>android
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24 hour clock is preferred by high IQ individuals
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THE FLAMES ARE WINNING THE CUP
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it's ok though because canadians are big fans of baseball and basketball too
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>>151400298
baste
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>>151399945
nah
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>>151400306
My local baseball team went bankrupt and then the only baseball "stadium" in the city got demolished
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>>151400190
based have fun! :)
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>big work event last month
>been dating a girl on the other team I met
>going out with a girl from the third team in a few weeks
Nigga how you never even kiss a girl? Don’t you hit on your colleagues?
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>>151400353
this sounds like it could be the /hoc/ pwhl player
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kek devin cooley > logan cooley
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>>151400353
my female coworkers are married with kids
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>>151400374
It's not me :)
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>>151400374
Idiot. I’m the health care grifter
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>>151400388
Dang how many wives do you have
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zero goals allowed so far. wolf must not be playing
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damn rinzel just got his ass blasted
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>>151400394
none :( just like a little dog
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>>151400242
Lol no
>>151400219
You'd have to ask an actual cuck with an obese wife.
>>151400260
24 hr is superior
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>>151400400
Wolf is doing a ratatouille in coleys helmet!
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>>151400419
Wolfie is so cool
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>Man-moth?
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>its a bracketfaggot denies know truths about him episode
yawn this is boring, plays every year
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Get kraken? More like get poopin
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I think the Flames are the best team in the league
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>>151400478
I strongly disagree with this type of thinking.
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what's the 2025-2026 /hoc/ meta shaping up to be
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>>151400494
I disagree with your statement, but I'll still be your fren
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>guys the head cannon I made up is totally real
Take your meds m8. Yes we have this conversation every year it gets repetitive for me too.
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>>151400418
remember when you posted her and her dyke haircut after she got done with jerome
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>>151400306
no cause the expos don't exist and steve nash retired
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VRchads rise up
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>>151400616
Hello Malaysia
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>>151400622
Hello and checked, fren
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>>151400500
Shit
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>>151400298
Actual big brains advocate for duodecimal.

>1000 noon
>50 minutes to an hour
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tusks up
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>>151400500
mountain posting is out
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>>151400716
based
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mammoth is a stupid name. Gary really should have checked with me first
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>>151400774
he'll fax you some suggestions for the new atlanta team
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>>151400091
they have a special soda bar
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>>151400721
Its still in because retards keep arguing over what cities are in the club
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>>151400053
>tfw no wife to enjoy hockey with
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Ahhhh, I'm fluming
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>>151400865
has /hoc/ reached a consensus on the canes?
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>rags
>>
>Scores a goal and takes out the goalie
Based
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>>151400788
Good. I have some ideas
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>>151400926
>>151400926
>>151400926
NEW
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Flames playing themselves right out of the playoffs after 5 games
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Nazar is such a stud
Neighbours is a bitch
>>
>>151400937
You're fooling yourself if you don't think it will be a hard fought miss via tiebreaker and picking 17th overall



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