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Flyers Edition
Previous >>151400926
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fuck the flyers they ruined hockey for a while 20 years before i was born
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>>151405163
Interesting
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Flames! Takagi!
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>>151405165
first for our flames!
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>>151405180
* recoils *
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>laffs
>rags
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>>151405198
Geez that's a LOT of tuna
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>>151405173
we must try harder!!
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>>151405165
My Hawks
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>>151405211
The Flames dynasty begins Saturday!
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The binnish are trying to scare us off with the tuna pizza. Very devious strategy.
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>>151405206
keep in mind, Scandies eat way more seafood than most Americans
So it's not an adjustment of palette for them
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My mom used to bake tuna on bread with cheese.
Is that not a normal dish?
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>>151405198
Seems quite heavy on the tuna side, the ham usually predominates visually (although the tuna's flavor does overpower that of the ham)
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>>151405250
not really, unless you live in a Maritimes area
Sailor folk live bizarro lives that mirror normal people
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>>151405252
I’d rather have reindeer pizza
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>>151405222
is that true you have way way more coastline than we do
we probably eat more seafood than folks in utah but not florida or the carolinas
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>>151405269
always wanted to try this
I've had venison on a pie before, and it was great
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>>151405259
looked kinda like this
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>>151405250
>My mom used to bake food on food with food
Seems normal to me.
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>>151405276
You're 38th in total coastline, US is 10th
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>>151405305
Who is numba 1
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why are swedes so low-t?
why are yanks so fat?
why are leafs so based?
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>>151405290
monstrous looking, Thank You for sharing with the group
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>>151405317
Being fat is based so all of north america is based
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oh shit! they beefin now
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>>151405317
Everything is downstream of genetics innit
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>>151405339
I mean seriously tho it is very uninspired. Soulless AI franchise
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>>151405339
Both logos are so incredibly lazy
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>>151405339
I wanna see them box to see who the true Alpha is/was
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>>151405334
Agreed
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i wanna see them kiss
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>>151405374
ô_ô
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>>151405348
I hate the Mammoth so much. The whole team is like one of those made up ones from an EA sports game. Kraken are abhorrently soulless as well.
The 2000s kino from expansion teams is long gone.
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I want to kiss Gary
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>>151405339
Couple of lames desu
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remember when howler got arrested for assaulting a woman wearing a hawks jersey?
that was crazy.
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>>151405383
Wild and Sens are the last teams ill consider soul at all imo
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>>151405389
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>>151405383
It’s just too forced. No hate to Mormons but they’re naturally inhibited in their creativity because they want things to be as safe and bland and inoffensive as possible.
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>>151405389
get in line, boi
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>>151405339
corporate mandated slop mascot fighting tm
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nhl map peaked in the early 90s
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>>151405427
this is what gary took from us
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Even if you lied about being raped by the Canada World Junior team I believe you were actually raped because I believe all women
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>>151405427
gary saw this and responded in despodent rage
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>>151405588
Why did you post that unrelated picture next your own opinion?
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>>151405588
i wish there were more men like you out there.
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>>151405588
This, its worse to not believe all women and let rapists get away than the other way around!
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>>151405588
What if a woman accuses another woman of rape and she denies it? Which one do you believe?
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>>151405636
Not the rapist obviously
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>>151405636
I believe the trans woman because I am a faggot
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>>151405636
Personally I believe both
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>>151405636
the one with darker skin?
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Utah should have called themselves the Mastodons. Its the better elephant
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IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S VADER TIME
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Another exciting game for my Duckies tonight
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hey gang
hope you all had a good day
have fun laughing at the >laffs >rags game later
god bless you all
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>>151405427
I miss hockey elephant.
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>>151405715
He'll return but stronger
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>>151405339
these things remind me of my dota phase
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It’s official
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>>151405760
You suck
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>>151405760
>Trending now
>#MarnerShart
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>>151405760
This is not cool. Vegas needs to believe all women
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>>151405760
Vegas isn’t winning the cup now. Would cause too much dramz for Garebear.
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Carter Hart is joining the #VGK organization on a tryout.
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>>151405760
a new player to fucking hate joins a team i already fucking hate
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>>151405810
>a new player
Carter Hart has been in the NHL for years you fucking retard
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>>151405810
>hate goalie cause he had consensual sex
Cuck Sven at it again
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>>151405339
I like this rivalry :3
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wtf, they just keep winning
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>>151405874
just because the court system decided it was consensual doesn't mean we shouldn't trust the victim of a traumatic event, who's been so brave throughout the horrifying ordeal that she's willing to testify against the white men who took everything from her
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>>151405899
Shut the fuck up Sven you retard you wouldn't know anything about having sex
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>>151405899
>so brave
>hiding behind an alias while ruing the lives of innocents
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>>151405890
China will be a hockey superpower by 2040
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Which team will sign E.M.?
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>>151405970
>laffs
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>>151405956
Anon.... they already THINK they are
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I'll find E.M. and expose her I don't give a fuck
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trb being an internet tough guy again :\
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>>151405899
Its so brave to make anonymous allegations that ruin lives and is still shielded from public scrutiny after the judge called her a liar
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>>151406005
well you can always cry about it
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>>151405779
Came here just to see if someone made the joke. /hoc/ continues to deliver.
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>most dangerous draw
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>>151406036
your vpn disconnected kwarb
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>>151405760
>another goalie better than Skinner off the market
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Ahem, friendly reminder that Sharter Hart is innocent
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>>151406005
Imagine getting bullied by trb. Wait you are trb just asking for attention KWAB
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>>151406059
He's sharted his last and we all know it
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You all thought he sharted his last
Now his partnership with marner will provide endless shart
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>>151406059
Just because you're innocent doesn't mean you're not a rapist
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It’s the year of the Gary
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>>151406066
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>>151406070
yes it does so redditjeet
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>>151406073
Genocidal zionist pigs
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>>151406069
Yeah but it’s backwards. First comes the shart then the marker
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>>151406070
You have to go back
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>>151406074
You'll never be a real woman Carter Fart will never have sex with you
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>implying Sharter Fart wouldn't rape me
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>>151406091
Behind all foul marners is a shart
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>>151406107
Dunno about that, he’s susceptible to peer pressure/bullying according to the trial
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>>151406059
I just think it’s embarrassing they tagged such an ugly hoe.they should be shamed for being losers
Not on my worst days
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>>151406125
if a naked woman peer pressured/bullied you with her nudity what would you do?
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>>151406155
turn 360° and walk away
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>>151406051
Jen
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>>151406125
The trial also revealed no rape occurred redditjeet
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>the city of Malmö
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>>151406155
No. I’m saving myself for marriage >:(
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Lmao there is frozen sushi rolls at the grocery store. There are literally sushi places on every street. You can get them there for the same price
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>>151406192
Will you marry me?
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>Going to Vegas
what a shit meme this has become. just come back home.
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>>151406155
I’d put me left foot in, I’d take my left foot out. Then I’d put my left foot in and shake it all about
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>>151406219
Filthy said they mutually didn’t want to work together again
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>>151406212
isn’t sushi fairly clean?
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>>151406219
edmonton already has skinner tho
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>>151406236
>Filthy said they mutually didn’t want to work together again
you be surprised how quickly people change their mind when you need to win
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i forgot that for some reason and despite not being accused of anything, brett howden was the main character of the rape trial
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>>151406256
>need to win
reminds me of trb
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>>151406238
Yes, simple food product, minimal processing
very definition of the term
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>>151406257
Because he cried like trb on that chilly easter eve
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I think the Senators are pathetic and they're going to have a terrible season, good thing they have a 1st round pick in next year's draft, oh wait
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>trb
excuse me?
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my habs playing in a few hours :)
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just took the most insane marner of my life
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>>151406214
b-but I’m shorter than Marchand
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>>151406212
MacKinnon bros, he's dissing our Nate
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>>151406317
Hahahah look at this lil pipsqueak
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>>151406138
That's the thing. They didn't want to fuck her but she kept pushing them and eventually Hart let her suck his dick for a few seconds.
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dobes starts
struble in for xhekaj
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ARE YOU TELLING ME MY NHL HEROES MIGHT HAVE TO EAT *GULP* PASTA FOR A PREGAME MEAL IN ITALY??? WHEN DOES THE UN STEP IN???
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>ITT
>bagged milk consumers
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>>151406361
Retard
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i got a bag of milk for you to consume, yankee
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we don't consume here lil bro
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>>151406317
That's ok, I'll buy you some high heels
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>>151406361
Have you ever gotten milk at a diner before?
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>Stay Fresh, milkbags
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there is literally nothing wrong with being a lil pipsqueak
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>>151406349
A good chunk of them already have pasta as pregame meals
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>>151406414
ya when I was a kiddo
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>>151406348
bust
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>>151406361
Genuinely how did the production plants come to the conclusions this was the most efficient way of dispensing milk
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>drinking milk
>drinking milk after grade school
>drinking milk during any other meal than breakfast
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>>151406434
AND GHANDI
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>>151406429
Theres a lot wrong with it
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>>151406438
Bad news then bag fag
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The Sen's alts are awful!
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>>151406349
Imagine if your boss insisted you go to Italy for 3 weeks and work without pay.
Would you be happy?
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>>151406447
capitalistic ingenuiety, my fine fellow consumer
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>>151406450
Must suck to be brown
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I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He started to feel up my wife!
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>>151406471
no one is telling them to go, and it's for an Olympic gold medal you complete bozo, I bet you thought you had a great analogy on your hands kwab
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>>151406485
stfu trb
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>>151406341
They allbitched out, hart ran to the room for some coochie like a dork. chick has a right to be mad. They were talking a big game until it was go time.
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>extra ice in St Petersburg
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>151406492
Imagine the hate a player would get if they declined. It’s really not an actual decision
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we don't rodneypost here
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>>151406508
gallant having a melty
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>>151406525
But someone just did. How mad are you?
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What's with all the toxic masculinity on /hoc/ today? It's giving me the ick
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imagine hand-wringing about your NHL HEROES getting a vacation in Italy with a chance to bring gold to their country (I know you don't understand patriotism so this will be a real stumbling block for you)
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>>151406471
>without pay
Canada pays $20,000 a head
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these are dope
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>Hart is back
Westheadbros...
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>>151406537
You weren’t banging /hoc/ anyway
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>>151406544
That says $0 anon
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Farter Shart and Marner
Like peanut butter and jelly that is
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>>151406552
>Paupanekis
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>>151406544
NHL players that don’t donate their winnings to pro Zionist charities get blacklisted
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sara's mad bro's
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>>151406571
Cope nothing can stop them after the petty bisexuals banned the only competition
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>>151406593
mad ugly lmao
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>>151406552
shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
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>>151406593
Roasties btfo
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>>151406544
Ok ok- imagine if your boss sent you to Italy and insisted you work for like 5% of your pay
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I predict an upset. I think Canada gets knocked out by Finland in the Olympics
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>>151406605
Dude leave her alone
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>>151406622
Then USA loses to Czechia or some shit
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>>151406640
shut up bitch
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nuff said
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>>151406644
Possibly yeah. Either way I really think we won’t get Canada v USA as the final matchup.
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>>151406622
>>151406644
>>151406655
>and our Gold Medalist this year, Denmark
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>>151406644
Grand Fenwick
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I am gonna go have a pint before work (short six hour shift).
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>>151406690
???
take it easy there, party animal
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>>151406644
the czechs are a sleeping giant
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At least it won't be Russia, I hate them so much
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>afternoon shift
ISHYGDDT
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>>151406711
No, everyone knows they're a hockey powerhouse and have been for a while
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>Americans have already bargained down to “well we won’t win, BUT CANADA WONT EITHER”
KWAB
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steelies and knights play today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
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>>151406584
What about Kadri?
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I like how the team Switzerland coach decided to just nuke their chances of winning a single round by banning Bichsel for personal petty reasons. Very unserious country.
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>>151406640
Shut the fuck up Sara
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>>151406655
I hope this isnt true because a Canada vs USA final /hoc/ threads would be too toxic to miss
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>>151406755
Nice
I just got access to a Prime account and will watch the Thursday handegg tonight
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>>151406652
They tariff each other, depend on the US for national defense. Not a real country
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>>151406348
>dobes starts
based
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>>151406755
Bruins will win
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>>151406765
Sweden - Finland would be kino
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>>151406776
>depend on the US for defense
Our only external threat is the US retard .
Unless the US armed forces are fighting Martians or someshit on our behalf GTFO and back in Isreals lap
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>>151406789
oh yikes i hope not that would be gay
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>>151406808
How many nukes you got here, maple Timmy?
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Dylan getting uppity again
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hows HF handeling Carter Hart coming back to the league? imagine they are shitting down their leg?
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>>151406820
None but wed just borrow some from the frogs or bongs if we ever needed a cup of MAD
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>>151406844
Oh? Are they going to loan you the subs as well?
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my doctor said laughter is the best medicine so i went to canada for a cheap laugh
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>this retarded argument again
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>>151406755
*Calls up ICE*
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>>151406860
I eat an apple every day to keep my doctor away
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>>151406860
You forgot your Rodney Dangerfield gif, and yet somehow it's even funnier
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>>151406860
True we have many funny comedians here
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>>151406860
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>>151406873
>gets fired
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>>151406854
Retard
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>the city of Stockholm
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>>151406827
dylan is undefeated this season
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>>151406901
I accept your concession.
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>>151406912
Just like he was after G1 in the WCF last season
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Why can't /hoc/ ever get along? :(
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>>151406931
Its hard to believe but I think they enjoy being this way
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>>151406931
Too many chuds itt
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>>151406912
I’m just happy Duchene is cleared to play already even if he’s sitting tonight. Getting too dicey with all the injuries in the league this season.
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Good teaser tonight. Laffs, frogs and SNES all lose at home. Wish me luck, bros.
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>>151406931
trb exists
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>>151406945
Gambling is bad
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värmland sucks! luleå is the best <3
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>>151406945
Wish they could have played the rags at the garden
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>>151405760
#ALLWOMENLIE
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>>151406931
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>>151406931
Too many retards
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>>151406450
Found the brown
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>>151405760
The standard is: Hockey skanks will always be treated per hockey tradition.
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>>151406931
/hoc/ should be for frens
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Was it in court record EM was busted ugly or is that just an assumption due to Hart wanting nothing to do with her
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>>151407010
I think so too :)
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>>151406450
This post would get you arrested here
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Someone needs to
>update the mountain pic with Utah’s new mascot
>make a mamoswine wearing their jersey/hat
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bud + 1 = trb
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>van damme’s EMs face

>leaves room

>refuses to elaborate
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*crickets*
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>>151405588
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>>151407044
True I only drink raw milk kefir
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This thread needs a fight.
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Morgan Rielly - Brandon Carlo
Jake McCabe - Chris Tanev
Oliver Ekman-Larsson - Simon Benoit
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>>151407173
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>>151406934
Yes, it's our struggle that keeps us together, it's our common thread
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chuds won
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>/hoc/ and neverending snuggle-struggle
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>>151407246
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>>151407329
>we want the german audience
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>>151407329
based
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>>151407173
it needs a big smoochy kiss
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>Let's blackball Carter Hart from pro hockey like he was an honored public official of some kind
that's sick, he's not the Prime Minister of Ice Hockey, and even if he was....
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>stars in gangbang
>moves to Vegas
Just like my e hoes
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>>151407341
>>151407354
lol libtards btfo
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It was funny to track carter hart's flyers jersey prices on ebay. Those things were moving for ten dollars
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>>151407354
Kinda rude to say when you have a goalie already
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>>151407432
You should have bought them all retard
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>>151407435
It's pretty fucking rude to be a shite tendie in the NHL
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rags fans leaning heavily in to the advanced stats cope
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>>151407456
Just like my Sorokin
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>>151407435
adian hill is ded and akira is weeb vegan
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3 hours til my habbies drop the puck
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>>151407354
I always suspected that Bruce was based
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Bong and Half until Tigre Time
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>>151407522
it's on flo, i see
might take a peak. the isles look pretty decent this year. i think victo sucks, tho.
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I wonder what animal mascot first bit a hockey stick in half, and I also wonder if that team usually choked in the playoffs
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There are 0 rapists in the PWHL
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if your stick breaks are you allowed to still use the lower half?
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>>151407522
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1278 days ago?
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>>151407543
Liar
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>>151407548
use it for what?
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>>151407536
i prefer their 90s look
both the tigres and volts downgraded their logos in the 00s
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>>151407562
to keep playing until you get a new stick. like garage hockey
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We need to boycott Vegas and the NHL because of Hart. No merch. No tickets. No streaming.

Hockey is for everyone. Act like it.
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>>151407548
No, broken sticks must be dropped immediately. It's a penalty to try to play with a broken stick.
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I’ve been eating a lot of processed food lately, and it’s made me mildly somewhat constipated, but I just got home and released a massive marner that’s been in my guts for probably like 36 hours.
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>>151407543
Imagine the locker room hazing
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>>151407595
I hope she sees this king
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>>151407595
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>You see, for starters, the logo itself had the shark mascot biting the hockey stick, which was shown as almost a sign of disrespect

my precious canadian feelings :(
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>>151407618
Based i've been sick for the last week and my marners have been smaller but i've been getting better the last few days and I literally just took a huge marner that must have been sitting in there for a few days
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>>151407643
Those marners are the best
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Just took my mid day marner
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Someone took my marner
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I was excited to watch some hockey tonight, but I cant...

Because I have a Hinge date :)
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Alright this isn’t funny anymore, who marnered in my pants
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are my laffies winning tonight?
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>>151407677
nice, where are you taking her? are you gonna fingerblast her bh?
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>bragging about a date on /hoc/
sick fiend, enjoy yourself, you asshole
>May you fall in love and marry at once
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>>151407705
you had a date with bud on 04/17/2022
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>>151407694
No they are losing every easy home game
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>>151407329
>>151407341
>>151407354
Love that the notes the knights gave the guys for these interviews was “just mention culture and that it’s good”
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I have told my wife about my contributions to /hoc/
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>>151407677
Good luck champ :)
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>>151407677
Is she a hockey fan?
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>>151405760
Or, hear me out, you can just ~not~ sign a rapist? This is absolutely abhorrent and everything that is wrong with sports. What’s even worse, it’s not like he is a superstar. You are taking the backlash and perpetuating the stigma for a subpar player with zero moral compass
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>>151407699
Drinks :)
>>151407772
Not sure :/
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>>151407773
>Vegas
>Morals
It's called sin city for a reason newfag
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>>151407677
Jealous since I missing it too but for an escort
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>>151407773
I hate the patriarchy, sisters
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>>151407773
Not in the new hard cap world Gary has created
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>>151407784
Are you going to tell her about /hoc/?
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>>151407773
Unfortunately garys ploy for expansion has left teams with no other options to fill positions
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this is a great tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQJpyQBShU
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If our Sennies blow it again tonight I'm going to **** ******** and blame it on Gary
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>player profile picture
>njd / van / sjs / ana / pit
>she/her 24
>ummmm, this Carter Hart signing is problematic, okay?
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>>151407865
Men need to be better :(
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>>151407856
Hope they do and in their shitty new jerseys
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>>151407856
the snes and their ugly ass jerseys are the reason why buffalo btfo'd their ass
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Every time i watch Calgary they lose
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>>151407866
>prairie fag
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>>151407884
>>151407903
So its an inside job eh Gary?
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>>151407866
>in Canada, flashscore says NHL is You!!!
That's neat, I'm glad flashscore credits both of us
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>>151407942
such a great app
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>>151407936
thats right goy, we injected brady's food to make his bones brittle as well
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>>151407865
so true sis
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The Flames being only one spot better than the Islanders and they're in last place.. lol

The /hoc/ teams are in serious shambles


It's over.
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>>151407947
It's versatile and better than E!SPN
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>>151407952
i knew it all along...
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>>151407965
The Flames will turn it around
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theScore is a better app
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hey gary, i wrote you but you still aint callin
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>>151407865
>ana
Ducks are a chud team now, remember?
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>>151407986
for me to poop on
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Does flash score have chat rooms for every game?
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>>151407971
the snes will forever be a middling team. we will make sure our refs give florida the edge for a threepeat
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>>151408013
Flashscore gives scores for every league, and they keep adding more leagues
>chat rooms are for little girls and faggots looking for a date rape
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Vegas probably thought:

>if rape charges don't get by him pucks certainly won't!
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>>151408039
Guess thats why you hang around this chat room huh
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I'm done waging. Feel free to drop the puck anytime Gary
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muh Crusies are getting their shit destroyed =(
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>hey anon this is your boss, get your ass back here bitch
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>>151408085
just like you did on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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>>151406644
USA sharters will only lose if the fags in charge refuse to bring Kaner on the team. Only American hockey player with soul. Matthews alone drains the life out of the team. So fucking funny hearing the rumors coming out of the locker room that the boys started preferring the 4th liner Larkin over Bustthews
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>>151408073
Gary needs to enjoy happy hour first
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>>151407865
Has never mentioned the pwhl except to seethe about their weirdo tradcath player once
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>the city of Sherwood Park
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>>151408156
U ever been? It’s up and coming. We have 2 expensive grocery stores now and a tapas place
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Forward Cam Atkinson signed a one-day contract with #CBJ to retire a Blue Jacket this morning.

He and his family will be honored prior to tonight’s contest against the Avalanche.
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Do the (((Canadians))) ITT even have a job?
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>>151408182
That does sound inviting
>I'm a fan of their junior ice hockey scene
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>>151408198
Im part of the laurentian elite
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>>151408198
Is milking moose a job
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>>151408198
Self employed witch let's me shit up /hoc/ all day
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>>151408223
Is that Canadian slang for fellatio?
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so yeah i think not a single game is very interesting tonight maybe ill watch if ep40 decides to score a fucking goal or do anything noteworthy against dullass
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>>151407865
Why is hockey Twitter so weird?
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>>151408198
Full time /hoc/ poster
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>>151408258
It was cool that people were able to get hockey media jobs 10-15 years ago mostly by being good posters but it seems like the content mines are getting shut down and that's way harder now (not like the shaynas and wyshinskis ever made big money)
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>>151406238
classical sushi sure
but there are also lots of rolls with toppings and sauces that change that
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Despite Troccock, my flysies are fun to watch. Zegras will change that bald fraud
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For me, it's getting pucks in deep
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Hoob is coming back for next game
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>>151408198
my job is to get pucks in deep
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how do flamiacs feel losing 2 time stanley cup champion matthew 'your mom's a whore' tkachuk for hooberdope?
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>>151408371
hoob sucks we hate hoob
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>>151408371
The Flames won't lose with Hoob back
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>>151408223
No they have decoys for that .
I new a guy in school who cleaned horse seaths as a job though
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>>151408390
I think the Flames won the trade
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>>151408377
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remember to thank gary for such an exciting set of games tonight
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>>151408445
Thanks Gary. Should I buy a jersey?
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* merchandising intensifies *
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>>151408457
the only thing better than one jersey is two jerseys
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I hope he's got gambling money.
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>>151408390
Cope 1: At least he beat Edmonton
Cope 2: Weegar is going to the Olympics
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>>151408488
I'll buy three!
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>>151408445
Habsharts ruin any hockey night
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>>151408390
Pretty good, panthers only won because they had our support. Its pretty much our cup if you think about it.
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>>151408541
You're right, the Flames won
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>>151408541
Ya'll still cucking for our American teams? Nice. Thats the only way you'll enjoy a cup victory anyway
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>>151408184
Who?
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>>151408722
Cam Atkinson
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>>151408712
its not cucking, its pretty much our cup. It's ~65% Calgary's cup if you think about it.
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>>151408750
>Plays right into the meme
Every fucking time it works KWAB
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>scoreless draw in Charlottetown
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i dont much like hockey but i love hockey players. every other sport would be better if they had hockey player attitude
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>>151408767
What attitude?
More reserved and less self centred or what?
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>>151408750
So it’s 33% an Indian cup?
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>>151408767
>>151408810
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>he hasn't thought about it
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>>151408767
Hockey players are the best
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>>151408869
Hockey fans too
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>>151408872
someones back from rehab early
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F
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>>151408919
it should've been trb instead
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>>151408919
Kiss has to be one of the worst bands ever, not as bad as Rush though
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>>151408919
F
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>>151408919
F
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Store brand feeezies were on clearance at the grocery store for 99 cents. 2.2 litres spread across 36 freezies. 12 different flavors too. They were 5 bucks during the summer so I didn't buy them. I should have bought 2 hopefully they are still there next time.
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>>151408919
RIP Itagaki
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>>151408998
For me its the white ones and blue ones
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>>151408750
TRUE
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>>151408919
I really dislike Kiss
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white and peach for me
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>>151408919
F
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>>151408810
the lose teeth and just keep playing attitude.
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I wanna rock and roll all night
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>>151408919
Numale bros…. It’s over
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>>151408998
You better buy them next time
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>>151408919
Lmao stupid druggie clown
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Please be respectful to my Blue Jackets tonight
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>>151409146
Pretty sure theyve been there for weeks. There are packs of kisko freezies that are 4 for 1.25 and nobody is touching those.
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https://youtu.be/gESSfs0rwes
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>>151408919
I had a brain bleed in the summer but they told me I was fine, I don't think there was a whole lot going on up there
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question for paypigs, with your subscrition does the game starts at the scheduledvtime?
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time for Drakkar
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also, time for Generals
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Let me know when the pucks actually drop
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>>151409451
like ten minutes from now
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>>151409451
They just dropped. Just kidding haha
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oh boy, time to get btfo by the sens again
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>>151409408
take it easy on my shithawks
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can my hobart statesmen 4 peat?
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my avies :)
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>>151409514
this is union's year
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>>151409514
yeah, sure, why not
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how do I get rid of flies around my sink?
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>rags
>laffs
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>>151409534
Salt you fucking sink retard how many times do i have to tell you retards that
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>>151409534
boiling water
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>>151409534
Fly tape
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GO HASBS GO
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GAME 4 OF OPENING THE SEASON IN THE PLAYOFFS!! LET'S GET THE WIN!!!
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that was late, you fuck
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>>151409569
>>151409566
>>151409570
thanks for the advice
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>>151409534
Poor bacon grease and cooking oil down there
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>>151409578
based
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>>151409451
The puck has dropped
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>>151409534
what kind of flies?
fruit flies? shit flies? deer flies?
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imagine taking a penalty on laine
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>>151409599
Yeah like 3 minutes ago thanks
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Laine's alright
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Ottawa's weird Calgary/Anaheim hybrid jersey is so fucking terrible
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>scoreless draws
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CATS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>151409534
Roaches kill flies you need some roaches
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>>151409634
Did you make your pidzer?
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krak'd
first time they scored in Ottawa in almost 3 years
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>Road team has won the last 6 games in Flyers v Jets matchup
>Hellebuyck is winless in Philly
LET'S DO THIS FLYERS!!! KEEP CONNOR WINLESS
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My Sensies under the Travis Green year 2 curse big time.
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What do you guys use for streams these days?
NHL66 is now premium only and OnHockey is full of ads for low quality streams.
Are we truely cooked?
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>>151409643
I just grabbed it from the oven, pidzer cooling down at the moment
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>the cape of Breton
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>>151409700
use an ad blocker sensei
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>>151409700
Fanduel Sports Network
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>>151409700
i remote view games
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>the borough of Peterborough
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>>151409700
fmhy net
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My Sensies :)
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>>151409702
Enjoy!
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my team is SHIT
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Does DYEL midget Hutson even know how to play defense?
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demigod is slippery
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>>151409726
just like my islanders
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>>151409601
fruit flies
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>>151409709
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>>151409753
those are so friggin good
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>>151409753
I will never understand these images
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>>151409784
Welcome, newfish
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>>151409753
welcome back foodposter :)
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Shesterkin and Stolarz look on it tonight
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>>151409748
shall be listening to an old ghost to ghost in a couple weeks
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>>151409788
raped retard
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Holy shit Poobauer is ASS
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>>151409805
Just like my islanders
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>rags
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scaaarrrrr
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>>151409797
Me too. Can't wait.
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>>151409814
Cope they're better than last year.
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>>151409744
it really works
any vineggggar works but add a small piece of banana or apple so it smells extra fruity
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>>151409851
I'll follow your directions
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>>151409805
yep
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>>151409753
I see you post these in /cum/
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what a boring PP
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My ceiling spider eats all my unwanted critters

Also what the fuck is this new captcha
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>most dangerous draw
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TOO MUCH MAN
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>>151409891
Sounds like something my wife would say haha
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>>151409907
JEN
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>>151409851
>>151409871
it's been very inconsistent for me. sometimes it catches a small amount in a timely fashion, sometimes nothing at all. I've tried uncovered in a small saucer and also in small bottles with a narrow opening, and with cling wrap with holes poked in them
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what does jen mean i never understood this
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>>151409937
>>151409937
>>151409937
NEW
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