Tuchel youre the one, Churchill bombed your mum, footballs coming home again
Anime
>>151406824>Thomas Tuchel said he accepted the pointed chants aimed in his direction by fans during the win over Latvia that secured England's place at the World Cup. >"I found it quite creative. It made me smile and this is how it has to be. It's British humour and I surely can take it. No harm done." https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c15p3qwye2eoWhy can't Scousers be like this instead of creating legislation to curb free speech?
Ok, so I was completely on board the Tuchel Train but then I learned that he apparently came from that place where all those Hitlers came from? And refuses to sing the national anthem to boot? Don't get me wrong, I still believe he is the one to make our training sessions run on time, but seriously, we can't trust this guy with the Final codes.
the shiternational break is over.
mad how liverpool bought all of their cups and titles despite their shoestring budget
mad how noticing Wirtz is shit makes Liversoys seethehttps://youtu.be/oRD-5AplK80
>>151407282Here's why to directly answer the premise: any player United signed, for less by the way since Wirtz is more expensive than any of them, got abuse after every single match from the Scouse mafia-ran sports media if they didn't score or assist (and sometimes even if they did) Wirtz meanwhile's done FUCK. ALL. and yet any scepticism is arrogantly swept away as he is a "once in a century" player For the avoidance of doubt all of United's signings have been utterly dogshit as well but there is no semblance of balance
>makes a post seething about 'pool>circles back a few minutes later to say actually it's 'pool fans seethingvintage dave btw
if I had waited a minute longer I would have seen dave's third act
What will he do about it though? Hardly like he has any power or anything
Every decade or so the PL like to pick a new side to be the big dogs. By that I mean they get media protection, huge help by PGMOL, and they're dominant for a decade or so because of it. We saw it with United in the '90s, they weren't really sure what to do in the '00s but stuck with United for most of it, then it was City in the '10s, and now it's Liverpool's turn. The embarrassing thing is how much Liverpool are still managing to fuck it all up.
>>151407769So funny seeing Keir and Kemi kvetch about Jews being banished from Villa Park, what's he gonna do, order the PL to dock us 10 points for antisemitism?
Do you always captain guys like Haaland or do you mix it up a little depending on players current form and upcoming fixtures?
>>151407910Soft power is being applied to force Villa into a forfeit. I hope they don't fall for it but they will.
>>151407961this is epl not fpl
>>151407769>>151407910God I hope they reverse the ban and the Jew fans can attend and it leads to Jew vs Muslim race riots in the heart of Birmingham. Helter skelter NOW!
>>151408005mental when this happens and gary neville gives us a thread on how it's middle aged white men hanging up flags to blame
>>151408028Politicians stating Islam is the religion of peace and advocating for us to just sing stop crying your heart out the day after we’ve all watched video footage of a pack of pakis chopping heads off Jews in the middle of our second biggest city
>>151407979Oh fuck...my bad.
Still talking about this SHITE from 3 days ago!!!
>>151408113o'hara knew to have a night off with nothing happening
>>151407018very based
>>151406824It really is coming home this time huh?
>Proper footie back>Going to miss it because I'm travelingSo grim
>
wirtz is playing against manchester united next
>>151406824
do you like salt and vinegar crisps? me? not really. there are better flavours desu
>>151409502Usually no, except these badboys
>>151409502Yes. I like crisps and beer. I want some now.
>>151407769My guess:>someone at Aston Villa either informs the FA or either they or the FA informs a government contact that the club intends to deny away fans when Maccabi comes to visit>PM is informed, government's position is that they privately agree with the ban because it means no policing costs for thousands of visiting Israelis/British Jews in a thoroughly Islamised city>despite this, give a public virtue signal that the government disagrees with the ban and throws out the "antisemitism" word for good measure>match can pass by without incident, unless some muslims in the home stand are able to unfurl some "INBRED PAKIS AGAINST ISRAEL" banner for the cameras to see
Every international break feels worse than the last. Seeing all these black players is the norm and no longer shocking, and now we have to trudge through this strange pretend show of nationalism which actually demonstrates globalismIt wouldn't be so bad but this is happening in a two week break from the prem
GABRIEL MARTINELLI IS A NONCE AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>151407769So he's doubling down because of what happened with Corbyn a while back, right? Trying to distance himself from that
>>151417565half of starmer's government is bankrolled by labour friends of israelall these people are intent on conflating anti-israeli sentiment with antisemitism at every opportunity
>>151407968>These 3 group stage points were promised to our forefathers 3000 years ago.
>>151408005Yids definitely would send some mossad agents dressed as civilians just to ’be sure‘
Merino has 22 G/A in 2025 for club and country while Palmer has 14 G/A in 2025 for club and country.- Merino has played 2,524 min for club and country (28 90s)- Palmer has played 2,926 min in 2025 (32.5 90s)This means Merino is getting G/A at a rate of 0.79 per 90 while Palmer is getting them at a rate of 0.43 per 90. Almost double.
>>151418641has there ever been an English Fellaini/Merinopilled midfielder
>>151418786Honestly i think Merino is a miles better header of the ball than Fellaini, who was just very tall
>>151407769would have been fun to see the zionists get battered
>>151417565>>151417594DO NOT look up his wife
>>151407769What would Starmer do if the Jews and Muslims were fighting in the streets?Blame the far right and arrest every white British person in the vicinity.
>>151409225kek they're seething
>fans cause issues everywhere they go>literally go out of their way to taunt people, not even as banter, but literally calling for people to be killed and shit>they get (rightfully) banned>b-but anti semitismmaybe don't be a cancerous creature and nobody will pay attention to you or your people
>>151418786Not a midfielder but Harry Maguire is England's Fellaini
>>151419030
>Palmer out for 6 more weeksCan he make it on WC at this rate?
>>151419064literally scousers
>>151407036>we can't trust this guy with the Final codes.semi-final
>>151419171Does it even matter? Bellingham, Rodgers, Eze and Foden are ahead of him at this point.
>>151407769the role of the cops is to provide saftey and they often stop events or make restrictions based on the event safety. tel avivians don't have the right to go to birmingham, so the police saying they can't buy tickets is fine. take away the fact they are jews as so given high status, then stopping people because of expected trouble is normal. england has many restriction of rights around football games, they have a special banning order for people who are "expected" to make trouble. cops escorted newcastle fans to sunderland stadium a couple of years ago and then home again and that is just based on shit talking with no expectation of violence.
>>151419064UEFA should have banned Israel like they did with Russia. But since they haven't, they should be policed like any other away fans would be. The fact that angry muzzies in Birmingham are effectively dictating our foreign policy is grim.
>>151417565he is leader of labour because he was put there to get rid of corbyn and then lead the purge of corbyn labour at the behest of labour friends of israel.
>>151407968every club should be boycotting playing in tel aviv, like how people boycotted south africa
>>151419190Imagine if Corbs wasn't a spineless coward.
>>151419187people who go around chanting about how they enjoy seeing dead children because they're from a race said chanters dislike, aren't fans. they're using football to voice their shitty beliefs. get them all out. nobody wants them here. doesn't matter which side of the fence you're on. we can all agree that maccabi tel aviv fans in particular are cancer.
lol
>>151419196apartheid in south africa was a good thing and ending it ruined the country
>>151419199All pro-Palestine / pro-Israel shit is objective cancer.
>Maccabi Tel Aviv complain to UEFA arguing they were promised an away ticket allocation in Birmingham 5,000 years ago.
>>151419208How the fuck does this happen?
>>151418856By middleaged white men?
>>151419199Reddit tier post
>>151419257Club World Cup
>>151419218I don't want it in football. If they were chanting about how villa are a small tinpot club nobody would care. At least its football related.
>>151419520State of Fullkrug's career
>>151419520Sangare seems to be at fault for half the goals Forest concede, woeful stuff
>>151419520Mad. Where's Wirtz?
>>151419634He's only a sub in this team.
>>151419650Grim.Memes aside WhoScored is fucking dogshit.
>>151419208Bald Palmer
>>151419520My fpl team
should villa move to a different city?
>>151419873Birmingham Alabama
>>151419873Ahh, diversity.
>>151419328Chelsea had a stupidly large squad because Boehly kept spending like a retard. If they still end up with injuries then that's the manager's fault for not rotating.
>>151419873LOUIE, HYMIE, ABIE, SAM! WE ARE THE BOYS WHO EAT NO HAM!
reds are playing on sunday lads
>>151419199If any of those fans try to start shit, then they should be punished appropriately. But until then, people are innocent until proven guilty. The West Midlands Police should be doing their jobs instead of being scared into making decisions in order to not upset a certain vocal section of the public. If we're going to ban away fans for this match, why not ban away fans for every single match where there is a heated rivalry between the fans?
Meanwhile, Raheem Sterling is getting 300 bags a week for nothing.
>>151419873Umm why are they saying "local" like that? They need to be arrested
>>151419912Disingenuous argument. The police have said its untennable to police this match in this area because of heightened tensions. Its not the aston villa fans that they think are going to cause a problem
>>151419912There is no heated rivalry here. Brum is a muslim shithole full of people who just don't like heebs. Has nothing to do with Villa.
>>151419873Mad how the multicultural project is coming apart at the seams
>>151419936You're bang out of order mate.
>>151419925By "fans", I meant the travelling Maccabi Tel Aviv fans. Likewise, if any of the local Muslims try to start shit then they should also be punished appropriately. The point is that the police should be able to maintain order without having to bend to the will of rioters.
>>151419968Lad they can't even organise rubbish collection in that shithole, you think they have the mental capacity to deal with a 5000 year old desert feud?
>Ange Postecoglou on his future at Nottingham Forest: “If you give time, the story always ends the same with me and a trophy."
>>151420184my boy Angelingz just needs a lil more time
>>151420184got to win a single game first m8
>>151420184He'll win the championship next season
>>151420184He probably would win a trophy with the most expensive team in the Championship tbf.
>>151420184>“If you give time, the story always ends the same with me and a trophy."You know how rehearsed this line was when he avoided saying 'me' twice even though it would've sounded far more normal ("give ME time")
>>151420203>>151420205hehe that's probably not what he meant!
>>151420184Say the line, Ange
You WILL be taking the knee in solidarity with Premier League players this weekend, right lads?
>>151420320course I bloody will. I take the knee in front of my tv every week before the kickoff to show my solidarity against racism
>>151420320Why, has another arsenal fan died or something?
for me it's doing some cheeky jumping jacks
>>151420423>jumping jackskeep the thread in english please
>>151420439>star jumpsclassic British correction, made me wonder what you call snow angels however
>>151420495they are called snow habibis
setting my clock back this weekend to get a jump on things
eyy this game is pretty good
>>151420463Wow, racism outside of /b/
saw tottenham trending on X the everything app and thought this was funnytheyre also playing villa on sunday albeit in london so away from the birmingham locals would be funny if the birmingham pakistani MP tried to ban spurs fans
>>151420727We all know they would not protest even if they did get banned (reply to this post coming in 12 hours time)
>>151420710>Wow, racism outside of /b/Name a current white player, Rentboy. Nope he isn't!
>>151419968>>151419979The main problem is they can't afford to police it
>United legend Wayne Rooney, who has scored more goals for the Red Devils than anyone else, believed that the club had a group of players worth building around. Speaking in 2022, Rooney named four players who should be at the centre of their plans moving forward, just before Erik ten Hag was appointed. >The former Derby boss named Jadon Sancho, Marcus Rashford, Jesse Lingard and Scott McTominay.
noone wants to say it but rice is just english fellaini with a haircut
>>151419208hard to argue that they wouldn't be top of the table without all these injuries
Why do clubs keep trying the tactic of signing/selling loads of guys in one transfer window? You can't make more than 2-3 changes to your first team/starting 11 in one summer. It literally doesn't matter how good the guys you're signing are or how bad the guys you're selling are. It never works.Liverpool are the latest in a long line of clubs that have tried this, none of them have succeeded, no one ever stops trying and no one but me notices that this is the problem these clubs are facing.Liverpool have just done it and regressed massively - they shouldn't have brought in as many guys and they shouldn't have sold important first team attackers like Nunez and Diaz all at once. They now have a whole new team and no way of reverting back to their old style when things get tough because the players that enabled that system are no longer with the club.Chelsea have done it every summer since the American takeover and achieved nothing, Man United have done it loads of times and it's never worked. Even smaller clubs have tried it and it doesn't work. West Ham tried it last season with Lopetegui, they nearly got relegated. I remember Newcastle signing a bunch of French guys in the Pardew era one January and nearly getting relegated. QPR had a takeover and signed a bunch of players and got relegated. If I wait 5 more minutes I can probably think of countless more examples. And I can't think of a single time where it has worked.>inb4 Chels and CityThey built their successful teams over many years. City's takeover was in like 2009 and they didn't win a PL until 2012. That initial spine of Hart, Kolarov, Kompany, Silva, Aguero, etc took several years to build.
so what are the potential upsets for the weekend’s games ?Ange’s Forest beating an injury ridden Chelsea?Brighton obliterating Newcastle?Everton drawing away to City ?Fulham continuing their run of good games against Arsenal ?Or the mother of it all - Manure turning up at Anfield and snatching all three points.
>>151421199trying to cajole some predictions out of me eh? I might take a look and give you some picks later
>>151421165Oh yeah Forest are another example - since they've come up they've been consistently signing way too many guys. Funnily enough they only found some form when Nuno came in, looked at the bloated travesty of a squad they had pulled together, found the guys he liked and stuck with them. But the board didn't even notice and went back to signing a bunch of guys this past summer and now they're shit again.
>>151421224naw just genuinely interested in different opinions, some very tricky games for all the big clubs.
>>151407910doesn't Tel Aviv also have a big Druze following?
>>151421165Everton have managed to do this, but they had higher to climb and it would all have been for nothing without Grealish, but yeah massive reinforcements never usually work out.
>>151421199I'm betting big on a 98th minute equaliser for slipperpool to make it 2-2.
>>151422062championship title in 2027 confirmed
>>151422075
why do arsenal fans lose their mind when you remind them that they're a team that relies on set pieces as a tactical decision to win games?
>>151422217they're embarrassed that their attention spans are too short to follow the ebbs and flows of a match, but when they hear a whistle for a set piece they have the pavlovian response to finally take their heads out of their phones
>>151422217because it kills the legacy of the wenger era
>>151406824group stage exit
>Former West Ham manager Graham Potter is in talks to become Sweden's next head coach. w e w
>>151422729kek even I reject them in fc25 (but they keep calling!)
>>151407769i like that all the people kvetching about this seem to have forgot that the maccabi fans were the ones who started the shit in Amsterdam
>>151423090You mean to tell me that these people are crying out as they strike someone else? I am SHOCKED
>>151419179>bellingham
Will Starmer step in?The police have a responsibility to protect ALL football fans.
What do you think was said to prompt this reaction?
>>151425130go back
>>151425181you always get so triggered when people mock the arse, mr fifa 2001 kekfor the record, they're seething imagining being arrested for saying "We (Liverpool) concede a lot of set pieces and Arsenal score a lot of them) and it's not so bad that we're in 2nd, given that information" lmao
>>151425328i don't care what they are saying on redditgo back
>>151425430i dont care what they're saying on fifa 2001, go back (to handegg, melanated individual)
it's past midnight here so that means the premier league is BACK
>>151425487so you're a redditor and a schizo obsessed with make believe characters here on /sp/great combo
>>151425700fifa 2001 kek
Epl is backkk
Top banter if Liverpool actually lose to Man United this week
i can't be arsed to wait til 5am, however, I will be letting the general know my opinions of Florian Wirtz's performances shortly.
>>151428313eagerly anticipating your post anon
He's not been that impressive, has he?Pretty sure this isn't want Arnie had in mind when he signed him.
>>151428535hey I thought there would be some witty or overly snarky comment ;(
oh, by the way, when I said "this" in my previous invective, I meant the aspect of his game where he does not scoring any goals or assisting in the scoring of any goals in the Premier League. That may need some improvement
>>151428721ah, austria, i know that bacchus may be speaking through my lips in this moment that I'm sharing with you, but I wanted to know that I admire your posting. Seeing your flag makes me feel like I'm about to read an /epl/ post that is higher quality than one would usually anticipate.I've just blasted cum to Cole Jermaine Palmer highlights and there's a big splotch on my Ralph Lauren white buttoned shirt, and though the shame is setting in, the idea that there's another anon far away in Osterreich with a phone in his hand or computer before him, reading my premier league insights, it awakens enough mirth within me to almst forget that there is a bunch of semen on my right arm, and it's starting to smell. Almost.
>>151429018bro just post austria slap next time its easier
please don't attack ar' wirtz la
>>151432899Wirzt Wil come good shortly after his asthma is diagnosed.
I stayed up just for 5ab and he's a no show
Ze Germans had a generational run of scamming the scousers in the hot summer of '25.
The based proper capitalisation and punctuation at 5am on a Saturday poster
>>151407427>all of United's signings have been utterly dogshitabu is a mental illness
>>15140986749p? jesus christ they were 10p when i was a kid
>>151433151Same, set my alarm and everything.
>>151433192>92Oh bloody hell
>>151433151gotta put up some pro Arsenal posts to rouse him
>>151433151He only shows up when you least expect it. If you go looking for him, he will not appear. He's like an /sp/ cryptid.
refrain from schizo posting please, save it for the next inter break.
BOOM HEADSHOT
>>151419208Ange getting his first win today
>>151432899>Show me the player who can perform at his best from day one in a new club and a new leagueHaaland. Aguero. Even fucking Michu did that.
>>151432899>Show me the player who can perform at his best from day one in a new club and a new leagueYou mean like Nick Woltemade? Who came from the same league as Wirtz? Who went to the same league as Wirtz? Who is not even a year older than Wirtz? Who I think has played less games of football than Wirtz? Who went to a shittier team than Wirtz? A player like that?
>rangers needing to hire a manager from chinese league
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pEbtjkAb_KIwhat's wrong with this bloke?
>>151435120don't ever call Kevin "it's just a tackle" Muscat a "manager from chinese league" again
>3 weeks til the international break
>>151435407>expecting SEA bandwagoners to know Muscat, let alone remember himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWZyX8lmVU
>>151435706Who even is the audience for this shit
>>151435714zoomers with sky sports subscriptions
>Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner revealed last night that club captain Marc Guéhi will leave Selhurst Park at the end of the season. Guehi came close to joining Liverpool in a £35m transfer on deadline day before the deal collapsed at the last minute. He will now leave as a free agent next summer.>Glasner said: “I think Marc has already told us that he doesn’t sign a new contract, so he will leave next year. The club wanted [him to stay]. They offered Marc a new contract. But he said, ‘no, I want to make something different’. And that’s normal. And for us, it’s how we can deal with this situation? [What] is the best way to get this next step done? And that’s all about how we are talking together.”least surprising news ever
>>151435706Mmmmmm nieve petruzziello More like nueve petruzziello Because I'd cum in her nueve timesTranslators note: "nueve" is "nine" in Spanish
>>151435120Jesus they're down to kevin muscat of all peopleWhat the fuck happened to rangers
>>151435706Remember what they took from you (and this wasn't even the best lineup)
>>151435769>they went from stopping 10IAR and a penalty shootout from winning the Europa League to hiring Russell Martin
>>151435785soccer saturday still exists
fookin muscathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NCCzGM_af4
>>151435788Not the same
forest chelsea soon and so my wootch begins
>>151435788Yes, and it's fucking dogshit. That was his point.
>Fabio Borini has joined Salford City
What you watching before the early kick off
>Shitty club football is backDespise this feel lads. Genuinely abhor it.
>Ange back 3wew lads
>>151435944Another L.Will get the sack by the end of the day.
Was just at a party recently, striking up conversation before eating, asked some of the guys which clubs they supported. First guy said West Ham and said he'd have left leg of the chicken. Second guy said he supported East Ham and said he'd have the right leg. Last guy said he supported Arsenal but mentioned he wasn't hungry at the moment.
>>151435944Cheeky bet on Ange to be sacked by 3pm
>>151435993why would they wait until after the international break and for after a tough game by christmas though
for me its big ange beating chelsea
I'll be happy when Ange is sacked and gone from the league. He's such a miserable person. Every interview he gives is defensive and negative.
>>151435706why does stuntpegg become less attractive the more successful she becomes?
>>151436047sounds like classic aussie racism to wops to me
>man united playing tomorrow
>>151435944McAtee bros...
>>151436064That too. Cunt was like "nah I'm not aussie I'm greek". Not even "I'm Greek and Australian".
>>151436012The same reason why their owner went on the pitch to embarrass Nuno
Why are >we starting Lavia over Caicedo, the best cdm in the worldAh yes, start gusto and garnachoEstevao was class against Liverpool, and Caicedo scored an amazing goalAnd they're both on the bench in favour of these fucking fraudsters
>Wesley Fofana's exclusion from today's match is not due to injury, it was a decision by Maresca
impressive numbers
>>151436265And it's not even nepotism, Weaver is a genuinely good manager.
MATE
Morgan Gibbs-White has now failed to score from 16 shots in the Premier League this season.Only Eberechi Eze has attempted more shots (17) without a return.
complete collapse against a poor Chelsea
welcome to...
Still October and we have the title decider already
>>151436841Liverpool desperately need him so they can actually have an "English" player in their squad
SACKED IN THE MORNING
Fat Ange bros.... it's fackin' over
>>151436841real madrid will sign him instead of konateliverpool fans will be seething
>>151436841THE JUNGLE
>>151436860I was going to say they're getting Gordon next year but you could put a scouse asterisk on it
Another red for the rentboys. Abysmal discipline from Marseca yet again, 5 red cards in 5 matches.
Yay, there's the red card
grim
boooo
OH WHAT CAN IT MEANTO A FAT FUCKING BASTARDAND ASHIT FOOTBALL TEAM
>>151437148>trafford > donnarummaanother stupid take from statnonces
>>151437320>he better because he cost more!!You were that div kid who thought new trainers made you run faster
>Ange Postecoglou is the first ever Nottingham Forest manager to win none of his first eight games in charge of the club.
Nott’m Forest (2.42) 0-3 (1.75) Chelsea
>>151436841He should play abroad
>>151437331>a championship keeper is better than the keeper who just won the champions league
>>151437344once again we are reminded how worthless that stat is
>>151437344Just who we are mate
>>151437332There was a really shit stat on talkSPORT to close the match, delivered as though it was utterly damning of Ange >This is the first time Forest have lost 3 home league matches in a row in-and I'm thinking 30 years, longer maybe?>-2 seasonsSurely isn't that bad of a stat to be worth mentioning
>i want to thank god
whats their end game here?
>>151437375is that a tranny being shagged?
>>151437434They won't be asked about it either
>>151437320>>151437331Pickford mogs both
Ange has been sacked?
Ange sacked
ANGE SACKEDTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>151437522Mental if true
>>151437535Loads of people saying it's true. Has he even been in charge for a month?
>>151437522>>151437526>>151437531>its real
>>15143755040 days. He takes the record for the shortest PL management stint by just one day.
Sacked in the afternoon lmao
the foreboding was real
why would you wait until after the International break it was a loss to one of the biggest teams and they didnt even play that badwhat a dumby
Big Sean Dyche in?
>>151437614Yeah BBC saying that is basically a sure thing
>>151437559Damn son. I just read 39 days from a J Percy of the Telegraph persuasion. Crazy stuff. It's honestly incredible how quickly they crumbled after getting to EL spots last year. Owner squares up to the head coach on the final day, coach signs a new contract to stay 3 more years, club gets a new director of football in the off season, director guy fights with the coach as well, coach gets sacked AFTER the season starts and after they've made however many signings, they get a guy in that's infamous for torpedo'ing players health and the club's league position, he inevitably shits up the place, gets sacked 39-40 days after being signed, and it's still fucking October. Jesus Fucking Christ.
>Ange Postecoglou spent just 39 days in charge of Nottingham Forest, the shortest managerial reign of any permanent Premier League manager to leave a club during the season
IM GONNAIM GONNAWOOOOOTCH
>>151437559That record held by the slightly less useless Les Reed who won 1 game from 8 at Charlton.
>>151437653This is illegal mate, I'm calling Keir
It was obviously a shit decision to get rid of Nuno but to replace him with Mate who is both fucking awful and plays a completely different style of football was just insane. Gotta get Dyche in now to salvage the season. The EL is less than worthless now there's no CL dropouts in it, spurs played analrim in the final and a password in the semis.
>>151437559and like 20 of those days were the international break
SEAN DYCHE WELCOME TO THE TRICKY TREES
Fat Massive “Fat Ange” Angleous “Ange”Postecoglu exposed once and for all as the retarded Aussie fraud we all knew he was. But he said maaaate a lot so it’s ok.
>>151437690I don't even know why Marinakis didn't go for him in the first place.
>>151437700Cause Ange was his mate. Didn't Marinakis present him with the best Greek manager award or some bullshit?
>>151437691still laugh thinking about that one anon that gets mad about associating ange with the word mate for some reason
i'm going to watch man city vs everton
>20 minutes before the official statement from the club or any media reportingAPOLOGISE
>>151437735>most predictable thing ever when Marinakis left the directors' box>"EXCLUSIVE"
>Ange Postecoglou sacked as Nottingham Forest manager after 39 days in chargegetting spurs that epl turned his life into that Thanos meme
>>151437735that was easy>Palace losing alreadyThis is the game
>>151437553big fat retard greek owner thought he could put another greek in charge and it work outdid he watch ANY of Spurs PL games last seasonretards
mememouth top of the league as it stands
no wonder no one made a gamethread for this everton-city shit I'm bored
>>151437797>>151437368
>>151437804oh well stillthe spirit of my post still stands
>>151437778Mad how good Iraola is
>>151437778STOP THE COUNT
>>151437654>Les ReedI must have completely forgotten about this guy because I've been following the PL near-religiously since 2004.
guess who scored for burnley against leeds hehe
>>151437778God Six chads how can this be happening
>>151437720He only ever said it once!
>>151437895Hehe, cheeky :PWho?
>>151437920it was only lesley ugochukuwuwu
Every time I see Chris Richards from Palace, I think of that pic of Ross from Friends with the afro.
nill-two
blimey
can /ourguy/ fix forest?
Now now GB It's not our fault
>newcastle are yet to score a goal away from home this seasoninteresting little factoid *pushes back glasses*
>>151437880Followed the imminently bankrupted Iain Dowie (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15186519/Ex-Premier-League-boss-faces-bankruptcy-two-decades-thorny-legal-battle.html) the second time Charlton got relegated. They replaced him with Pards.
>>151438155*punches you in the nose and shatters your spectacles*
I see Welbs has once again confirmed his status as THAT PERSON
>>151438155Yep. They are shit. The relentless diving and timewasting only works at home.
Eddie Meme is a literal retard, sold Anderson who is a great six to hold onto that spastic Joelinton who just runs around like a retard because he’s a failed striker, still doesn’t have a six or a ten, so just plays with two 8s and a failed striker pretending to be a midfielder and wonders why he can’t break teams down or defend properly. Hope they get relegated
>>151438155A factoid is something which ISNT true. Interesting little fact for you there.
Mateta aaaaPetrovic
>>151438199>an item of unreliable information that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as facthuh i just thought it was a funny dorky way to say factthanks for the correction
>>151437691kek
>>151438217>an item of unreliable information that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as factMuch like the word factoid. Huh.
>>151438187I had been under the spell that Newcastle were a good team and I saw a viral tweet on Xitter that said something along the lines of 'Newcastle aren't even good, they just foul everyone' and it really made me rethink their play
>>151435076>Ange getting his fisted today
We just not gonna talk about another red card for [redacted]?
>>151438284wouldnt risk it
>>151437925>UgochukuwuProud Igbo name.
>>151438284We can't talk about this urban-flavoured team
>>151438240Memie Meme went to Atletico Memedrid to shadow Simemeone after he left Bournememe and based his entire managerial career on him......Meme
when i see a team without much support is playing i like to go in their threads and give them a few shitposty pity bumps so they at least get to double digit repliesjust the nice sort of bloke i am
>>151438376freak
>>151438376we cityzens thank you
STOP THE COUNT
>>151438376I simply can't go into match threads anymore, rudest lot on the planet, can't even ask what channel the game is on without threats being made on my life
>151438471
apparently generals are no longer safe either
Maybe you should take the hint then and fuck off.
NO RED CARD
>>151438506it's just you everytime angry bitter lad, and frankly you're not a good judge of anything (notice how generous I am with my (You)'s)
>he thinks it's just one person who hates him
>>151438553how many "people" are there in your head typing for you, angry bitter lad?
>>151438570>defending cancer
>>151438570>angry bitter ladyou called me this a few times too lol. good to see you're just a schizo like the rest of them.
>city cheating again
>>151438478Done him up like a kipper
>>151438599He's said it to me aswell, how many us are there?
>>151438478What you got against the leaf? He's a good poster IMO
that bloody ogre
ez captain
i knew itdraw
Iraolabros, we got too cocky...
zahabros...mateta is dabbing on us
who the hell is this Eli Junior Kroupi and why is he already scoring 2 goals
>>151438624Is he fuck.
>>151438734FM wonderkid or something
70 minutes in and the Geordie Timewasters have served up utter fucking slop, zero shots on target and flopping around every time they're in the opposition half
>>151438751>willingly watching NewcastleYour loss
elanga has had 11 appearances this season and has yet to produce a single goal and assist
>>151438747FM23 wonderkid so he's actually taken a little time to kick on.
>>151438736Better than character bollocks that's for sure
>>151438763If Wirtz didn’t exist he would be the worst signings this season
The Palace vs Bournemouth game has been very fun
>>151438768sounds like a nice 70m deal to chelsea next season
>>151438774He's just as bad as that shite, if not worse.
>>151438774he is a character poster thoughbeit
>>151438763and he always gets subbed offso wLirtz > eLanglizCOME ONFLAG UP
Woltemessi putting Florian Shartz to shame again
roll up that lahm's screenshot
why didn't forest give big ange his second season when he will inevitably deliver a trophy?:/
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
WOLTEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
fucking save
>replace majority of squad with new players but keep a lot of the lads who got you promoted>winWhen was the last time Sunderland had a competent PL manager? Bruce?
>>151438873Worth noting that Wolves are bad as fuck AND have zero fit attackers right now.
Mate I always win in my second seasonbros....
>>151438892I'm not even talking about just this game. They've been great all season. You'd never think that before this season they'd been in League One more recently than the top flight. Selling the other Bellingham was a masterstroke.
GB meltdown imminent
DAT GUY
Woltemade needs to find a better team
>wear disgusting saudi kits>losekek
>>151438907he could come back next season and get a trophy, you never know.
>>151438955harsh on plymouth
glasnerbros....
>>151438961not harsh enough
>1st attempt on target in the second half>third goalkek
wtf would haaland have to wear to not get noticed in public
CHERRIES BTID
>>151438980Blackface
>>151438691>>151438685APOLOGISE
I want to deck welbeck
THAT. PERSON. WELBS.
>>151438942>>151438945What will Brighton do when Welbeck eventually retires? You can't rely on a near-35 year old to be the entire reason your team can play football.
>>151419520>Welbeckheh>>151438980A mask
well well well
>>151438997they survived with a worse striker leading them (maupay), they'll find a way
>>151438988I knew it was a worthy gamethe winner could be any teamI apologize tho+8FFS
>>151439019>mr bean. funny.
>>151438997They'll buy a Guatemalan 17 year old in the winter and he'll start banging in goals.
>>151439019me winding up the lads of /epl/ with one of my latest gimmicks
>>151439019i find this with the scoreline and context so funny
>>151439039>one of myprolly your last one, you know what i mean
My Sundies!
>>151439019me jumping on /sp/ to mention man city got snubbed by wirtz knowing citymong will be set off for the next 15 hours straight
>>151439035>mfw Brighton release Danny Welbeck in the summer but go and sign Lawrence Shankland from Hearts
>>151438997Tony Bloom's AI supercomputer will identify another undervalued striker on the market to replace him.
>>151438961>plymouthmy ancestors :)
BENULDIIIIIIIonly /mug/nited can top this
>>151439019>when my greatest rival signs his post
>>151438988
ahahhahahahahahahamateeeeta
I wonder what Eddie Howe thinks of Bournemouth doing better than ever after him.
>>151439097fugg :DD i have been done and in turn apologise to the palace of crystal road
No fucking wayHow has he missed that
hahahahaawtf
4-3 comeback would have been mental
>kwabteta
mateta is crying
to whomst do they pray
despite the best efforts of Newcastle Nick, they were unable to beat Brighton today. he is already dreaming of a move to a big six club
Wow what a fucking game. Customers were watching an absolute slopfest in City-Everton while mid table chads got an absolute treat
>>151439191Is Munoz taking the knee after the game
>>151439211how're Spurs doin lad
Fuck WoltemadeFuck northernersFuck Eddie Howe Fuck Saudi
>>151439191>semenyo
>>151439228bournemouth and palace are top 5 at the end o the seasonboth better than chelseaput money on it
>>151439275BASED
>>151439275>Her "What do you do?">Welbs "I'm that person init"
Crystal Palace (4.51) 3-3 (2.25) Bournemouth
kino
>Nobody noticed City going top
>>151439287Many such cases
>>151439337he's gay and black, a double minority, and even he's sick of it
>>151439346>Nobody noticed City
>>151439326A true meme game for the ages
>>151439404lots of blacks and brown lads are chuds honestlymight even be a bigger % than whites
>>151439439>Nobody noticed
plucky little City going unmentioned all the time exactly like their dodgy spending mates CHELSEA FC
Beat wolves Scum got beatGood week!
>>151439552>mancini>2025
>>151439552What is/was that Greek Drug Dealer thinking?
>>151439346Nobody cares about City.Stadium looked half empty.
>>151439552>PL experience Didn't he leave 12 years ago?
>>151439074Jason Cummings
>>151439558Pellegrini not available
>>151439558I'm guessing at this point they're just desperate for anyone they can get.
>>151439591Sacked 48 hours after the Wigan Wiggle of 2013>>151439612>cumdog>2025
Hi guys I'm from the futureRoberto Mancini out Gianfranco Zola in
>>151439651Cumdog millionaire coming to the gay capital of England near youDon't miss out on tickets
>>151438873>replace alot of lads>keep alot of ladsso every promoted side ever?
>>151439642just bring me in then lad. i can get the same results as ange for a quarter of the fee.
>>151439681I worded it completely wrong. What I meant to say was he's completely upgraded the starting XI but it hasn't failed like you've seen in the past.
>>151439681Evidentially not considering its 6 games into season and there on the same points as Chelsea...
Ghana's front line would be Doku, Semenyo and Kudus if they all played for their homeland nation. That is insane.
Where does Ange go now, Rangers?
>>151439794And Welbeck
>>151439462>Nobody
>>151439798can managers swap teams like that up there
>>151439757IBP NOOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE JUST STICK TO THE 6 GAMES PORTION YOU NASTY MAN NOOOOOOOO!
you now remember poois smelly
>>151439757erm actually this is gameweek 8 and you mean "they're on" not "there on"
>>151439552>PL experiencesuch a meme
>>151440087NOOOO IBP LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE, HE NEVER SAID HIS LIST WAS EXHAUSTIVE NOOOOO!
>>151439815>
NOOOOO IBP LEAVE ME ALONE IM SEEING GHOSTS
>>151438624
Literally only comes here to post about it his “hilarious” made up characters.
>>151440206that's cutting
>>151440344wrong, sometimes I'll mention what I'm cooking
>>151440373Cook your head in an oven
>>151440344just filter the flag. sick of you cunts shitting up the thread replying to him. i cant even see the cunt and i know when he's here cuz you freaks bite every little bit of bait he floats out there.
>>151440206He's let me down
>>151440435Its clearly the same person replying to their own bait
shan't be fighting this battle in a thread that is clearly winding down
>>151440435A better option would be to ban the cunt.
>>151440886we dont sign our posts here
>>151440924kek
>>151440924>>151440987Keep enjoying the thread being shat up then lads. Hammer another nail into the board's coffin.
>>151440924done him again!
>Pitch invaders wearing hoodies with the message “Gary Neville is a traitor” printed on them ran onto the pitch during the League Two match between Salford City and Oldham Athletic and tried to plant a St George’s flag in the centre circle.
>>151441194kek, going to need a video (or is this ai and ive been done)
>>151440886He'd done you>>151440924You've done him
>>151441194traitor of what? i hate these twats
>>151441194>>151441244
>>151441244https://twitter.com/BFirstParty/status/1979531027488882757
>>151441194Absolutement finna basefola
>>151441194>"We shouldn't be angry at each other">"FUK U GARY TRAYTER"Why are right wing chuds like this? Are they psyops or are they genuinely dribbling retards?
>>151441434what a sorry bunch of wankers
>>151441519you would think that
Imagine being a WEF globalist type trying to run the world and going to your secret James Bond hideout in the Alps, and the butler there is like, sir, allow me to introduce you to... Gary NevilleYou'd just question your whole reality. If Gary Neville can get in the front door, then what the fuck is going on
>>151441519England will never die
>>151441490another layer of angry bitter lad has been peeled back
>>151441583it's dying right now under that foreign barbarian tuchel
>>151441449Damn. This would've been a win if BF never got involved. Now Gazza will be emboldened and be able to present himself as a victim of far right thugs. They should've just presented them as ordinary citizens.
>>151441613Tommy Tukes is white and red forever
>>151441609Fuck off leaf I was defending you
>>151441490Gary never said that, he came out against his own flag and anyone who waves it. He alienated half the country with his insane rhetoric and blamed Muslim-on-Jew violence on English people. He's a cunt, and so are you.
>>151441490To be fair both are fucking thick as pig shit retards Gary Neville blaming Muslims killing Jews on white men in a country with no bearing on said current events, and the stupid bastards acting like Gary Neville isn't an irreverent, out of touch sanctimonious cunt.
>>151441723>Noooo not le h*cking flagarino!!!!11People putting up the flags know exactly what they're doing, they're rightfully being called out for the wierdos they are.
Which region in England does the name 'Jihad' originate from?
>>151441194Kek based
>>151441854There's a flag above your post mate
love newcastle vs sunderland banter
>>151441912Birminghamcapitol of British pakistan
>>151441923...Your point being?
>>151442002you're a flagwaving retard too
>>151442002That you are the weird one for being triggered by your own flag. Or maybe it's not your flag, maybe it's another one.
>>151442048Presumably the insinuation is I'm gay or a trans? Even if I was, is there a problem with that?
>>151442150>erm, is there a problem with me taking pozzloads up my arse and getting AIDS? You do you lad
>>151442150Not at all, we all welcome gay and trans folks here.
>>151442205>Facking lave moi cantry, simple as. except for gays. and trannys. and pakis. and blackies. and facking muzzies. and
>>151441931Cant wait for the derby, if its anything like last time its a free six points and half of Newcastle's male population getting arrested for wife beating...
>>151442247
Corner FC have done it again
>>151442367>slurp>slurp>slurp>corner>slurp>slurp
>>151442288I admire your honesty
>>151442150nout wrong with it you just need to stop being such a fanny about politics in a premiership footie thread...
fans are constantly banned from stadium because of their past behaviour, why is this band any different?
>>151442367>>151442417I doubt they fucking care if we were top of the league from a corner I wouldn't fucking complain...
>>151442602Slot was whinging about it last night to deflect from criticism of his abysmal signings
>Eddie Howe had admitted he is concerned about Newcastle United's over-reliance on Nick Woltemade. >Asked about the reliance on Woltemade, Howe said: "Yeah, that would be a concern for us. We can't rely on any one individual. I think we've always historically been a team that scored a lot of goals. We've had goals from different areas. We've never been reliant on any one player." Put a decent defender on him and Newcastle will lose
>>151442813Sunderland flying, Newcastle dying!
>>151442813>Put a decent defender on him and Newcastle will loseWe got just the lad...
>>151442957Still waiting for Le Bris to start O'Nien purely for comedy value
Welbeck is definitely an outside shout for striker depth at the World Cup
>>151443114
>>151441551i think they thought he'd done something with his anti super league stuff that meant he was now the people's champion and had sway with the working classsays it all about how out of touch they've gotten
