Trade wrap up edition
Good morning, /afl/!
>>151408311So according to the AFL, salary cap fraud and stretching out your arms are worth the same punishment ($40,000 suspended).If that's the case why don't all teams just cheat like geelong?
/afl/ stands firmly against the meddling and corruption the (((player agents))) cause
https://youtu.be/IhnQwo0wHEUgma
>>151409251cokefiend sexpest nonce
>>151409757Hes based?
fuck up mick you transgender paedophile
>>151410738>neenew*
>>151411006Ports plan???
>>151410738(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>151408469>salary cap fraudyou are an incorrigible liar
dosn hip 2026
might go eat some more food despite not being remotely hungry
>>151412718>incorrigible Thanks anon, that support is going to get me through the rest of my day.
Mickhead posts garbage, then claims its not him and insults the anons who call him out.Mods do us a favour and ban him
hes not me retard
James bartel looks absolutely horrendous for 40 years old, cunt probably has aids
>>151413064deal with it faggot sook bitch when did you blow in
>>151413064Kill yourself
Corrrrrrrrrrr just seen a sight
>>151414408giss a pic mate
>>151414430They've gone unfortunately
been dropping absolute collingwoods list management teams all day
>>151408311Does anyone have last year's report card? I'd like to see how their meme rankings compared to the team's actual output
>>151415025Found it
>>151415224yeah these are a crock of shitfuck the media is gay
>>151411427Take Ah Chee for free in the PSD
>>151411427Plan?
>>151415224>>151415241I think its pretty accurate with exception of Carltons season
>>151413064pics or it didn't happen champ
Challenge: Come up with a team name that is alphabetically later than the current latest team (Western Bulldogs). As soon as a name is provided for a new fictional team, you must one-up the next latest name
>>151416054Wollongong Warriors
>>151416054i'm not doing your job for free dil
>>151416086Yarraville Yowies
>>151409251This cunt is weird lookingFuck I hate him
>>151416616he's not me retard iykwim haha
>>151416197Yellow Rock Lobsters
business idea: a deodorant that smells like petrol
*bangs hammer*
>>151416949Zillmere Zebras
>>151416952I think the market would be too small.
>>151416984Zumsteins Theresnothingleftdontbother
>>151417048Zuytdorp Zoomers.What do I win?
crazy how girls will walk past a full beach cafe in a barely there bikini with their cute little butts on display and think nothing of it but walk in on one getting changed and she's in her underwear and she's mortified. weird
Will you watch the AFLW gf?
>>151417105heck yeah
>>151417105no
Australia is preparing to accept Palestinian refugees from Gaza.
>>151417105nah already tuning the synapses for a summer of /cric/ posting
>>151417139jk it's just more jeets
>>151417139good i hope all the bleeding heart faggots will take them in and realise what animals they are once the Iranian propoganda wears off
>>151417139Why must we be the world's toilet? I don't want Palestinians genocided but I also don't want them here. Fuck Israel.
>>151411613Based mods have banned mickhead
>>151417183said it here before but we're a perfect beta test country for NWO schemes. (Somewhat) anglo and Western, geographically isolated and surrounded by water generally out of sight out of mind for the rest of the world so they roll out shit here to see how it'll go in the wider world. Nuke Pine Gap and Mt. Zion.but most of all nuke Port Adelaide. Gonna have a nothing year in 2026 and I guarantee the only thing Carr has learned is how to be a smug cunt like Hinkley with those faggot glasses of his
>>151417179the bleeding hearts faggots dont live anywhere near where they will be housed
>>151417250>Single extremely flawed study done by IndiansLegitimately fake and gay horseshit but at least they have headlines, huh?
>twitter slop from 4am doomscrollinggrim
>>151417250>GIVE ME A BABY BEFORE YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A BABYlollmao even
>>151417269>>151417270>>151417326
>be in high school>all the pro-refugees and pro-multiculturalism kids lived in the rich, white suburbs of my city>all the immigrants typically get dumped in my poorer suburb>definitely would've gotten called racist/xenophobic if i said to the rich kids "they can live here but i don't want them in my suburb"anyone else's high school experience like this?
No one in high school has opinion on refugees or multiculturalism you sad sperg
mumza's acting weird now because i said i "like" kate bush in that wayapparently mum used to be a spitting of her back in the day so i basically said to my mum that i find her sexually attractive
>>151416949meant Yellow Rock Spiders iykwim haha chee
>>151417368I was the class clown and told my (Indian) english teacher how the Chinese were going to take NZ then Tasmania because no-one cares about Tasmania and then it's just a short hop across the Bass to Victoria. How wrong I was and it was her people that would destory Australia. She also put "has Hitler-like tendencies on my mid-term report as a joke but my faggots parents hit the roof. Good times kek
>>151417347By all means go and show me the 60 year old women being impregnated by 25 year old men and birthing healthy babies. We have countless examples of the inverse but no, this single Indian study should trump reality.
>By all means
>>151417409Yes.
>>151417377your tiktok zoomie classmates might not've but my millennial ones certainly did
>>151417105only if it's a legal high scoring grand final but there's never even an aflw legal high scoring game lol lmao even
>Yes.
>>151417402>also put "has Hitler-like tendencies" on my mid-term report as a jokekek
fuck up mick, you're obviously itching to arrowpost again you autistic cunt
>>151417250peter daicos had nick at 41
>>151417472and his wife was 73 chud
>nick daicos's mother is 96i don't know why that has me giggling like a retard
>>151417368not quite but had a bunch of south sudos in my high school before or just when it became a countrycheers to henry kissinger and the whole 7 countries in 5 years planfuck that cunt
Its so easy to upset you fags, I'm not going to but I could easily post screenshots of rubbish from reddit and twitter and get you fags in a huff kek
i remember in grade 5 when a kid from sierra leone was about to join our class and the teacher went on a rant about how if anyone calls him a nigger they'd be in the deepest shit ever.we all just sat there thinking you're the one who just made the association of him with 'nigger' you stupid bitch.
>>151417472explains a lot
>>151417612this is the most retarded aspect of commiepoofsthey're always guilty of what they accuse others of
>>151417612had something similar with me in year 7. teacher sat everyone down and said that we will soon have an AFRICAN student join our class do don't make any RACIST comments. dumb bitch, no one would've given a fuck, no one would've cared what colour he was, no one would've made a big deal about it until she did. he would've been just another student and now she's singled him out as the BLACK AFRICAN IMMIGRANT student
>>151417612>>151417649/r/ThatHappened
>>151417654yeah, got no reason to make it up
losing weight is legitimately easy as fuck, have no idea what women are complaining about all the time
>>151417649not surprisedteacher didn't tell us anything but we had this african student down the road but this was before gamergate and ows and almost all the ows bullshitfrom memory he was alright yet noone ever cares about the white kids huh
>>151417714because they are emotionally driven and retarded>I feel fat and that makes me feed bad>I don't want to feel bad I want to feel good>I eat a cinnamon scroll to feel good againetc. etc.
>>151417714Have you ever lost weight before?
>>151417740the missus is always bringing home sugary snacks and treats and shit on the way home from work, fucks me off to no end>but i'm tired and hungry after work!eat a better lunch and don't stay up past midnight on your phone every night then. fuck women are stupidworst part is she always wants "help" eating that shit, fucking up my hunger patterns and nutrition
>>151417746yes
>>151417746*giggles*no*chuckles*butget this right cunt*laughs*steven*chortles*weigh*howls*
>>151417774kel everytime
>>151417759How much?
>>151417754absolute gains goblins I tell my missus the same thing. drink more water, don't eat so much shit and you won't have to have a cry about breakouts on your face. full retard.
>>151417746/r/yes
>>151417746nta but I used to post a gimmick here as cheatday bro and I've legitimately lost 37kg twice (gained it back boozing and travelling) second time I added on 10kg on purpose of muscle and currently sit around 90kg
>>151417807i've lost about 15kg since late june>>151417810yep, that's how it is ay, it's all shrimple as fuck
went to a nude beach once and there was a chick doing a topless photoshoot while some guy was standing behind a rock in the water jerking offwonder what team he supports
>>151417838>watching the real show while jerking themselves off uselesslyhas to be St. Kilda
I lost 16 kg in 21 days water fasting and doing light exercise in the evenings
>>151417838i'm a tigers fan mate
>CP
>>151417840lmao
might support goldcoast iykwim haha
I've seen something that you guys would make fun of my club over so I'm not going to share it.
>>151417893nah go on mate, we can laugh at it together if you know it's shit, all clubs are retarded at some point
>>151417902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfTjPuZq9d8
>>151417893back to bigfooty
>>151417923nevermind
>>151417920why would we make fun of you for that?
>>151417920the worst thing about this is his fucking dumb gay retarded as fucking shit haircut
>>151417942I agree. Awful hair cut. Wife and two kids btw.
>>151417942Nah, being a faux-faggot attention whore is the worst thing about him.
>titmus retired>age: 25wtf
>>151417951I agree.
>>151417920told you blokes ella roberts is a dyke
I look like a faggot
>>151417951Wife and two kids btw.
>>151417893>he saw an iggs home game in 2025lmao'ing at your "life"
>>151417964obviously she'd be groomed worst thing is they'll probably convincer her to troon out and you know what that means
fucking hate modern australians talk in sentences thAT GO LIKE THIS?! every sentences has a specific cadence thAT THEY USE?!
>>15141795825 for a woman is like 35 for a guy
>>151415224>collingwood A-kek
heard a 10 year old kid say nigga
>>151408311how were hawthorn and the dogs worse than richmondand how is north better than those two
>>151417984it's zoomer anxiety, there are 3 cadence inflections to speech. Upwards (what you're referring to you), neutral (normal) and downwards (a command). People are so riddled with phone and diet fueled anxiety they have to make everything they say sound like A QUESTION? so they appear less threatening.
>>151417988yeah i guess she's just going the kids route like barty idk how old she was when she quit i think similar age>>151417984all australians do that not just modern ones champ
>>151417989They were top majority of the season and at one point looked easy flag favs, faded but still made the prelim.
>>151408311>>151417999How the Hawks didn't get an F is beyond me.>fucked their entire trade period chasing le 30 year old prospect>only club to not add a single player to their roster
>rumors that Fred might try and shark Ah Cheekek
>>151418060where? seems unlikely imo
>>151418060They should. Are teams really just going to let a player as good as Ah Chee go to another contender for free? Insanity.
>>151418070was watching the trade radio wrap up with Fred's list manager and the interviewer broached it as they have a pick before Adelaide in the PSD, even though the guy said no and downplayed he rattled off a couple of numbers that seemed well thought out
ah chee's not that good, just that the talent pool is so thin any halfway decent player is esteemed to be better than they actually are
fleecedbane
>>151418060Hes wants to go to Adelaide, specifically the crows. He can just say no. Why draft a player who doesn't want to go to your club?
>>151418109It's an interesting discussion
>>151418109yeah I know, was just reporting what I'd seen. From the rest of the clip it sounds like Fred are happy with where their list is at, as they wanted more in-game flexibility to tackle issues that come up (Jackson going mid or forward as an example) and seem happy with adding McVee to help Clark and the prospect of a healthy Young playing mid or going forward at times.
>>151418097He's pretty good. He'd be more than a role player in a team that wasn't as stacked as the Lions but even if he fills that defensive forward role in a team with already strong forward lines like Adelaide or Freo it will just allow players like Rankine or Bolton to perform even better.
>>151418109>He can just say no.He actually can't if a team does select him on the contract terms he nominates. If he does he has to sit out a year. It's whether or not teams are prepared to take someone who is intent to play somewhere else. Is it any different than a team like Essendon keeping a player that wants to be somewhere else?
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>151418126he's halfway decent yeah, not the star gun player the trade market is treating him like
>>151418136g'day dard
>>151418109No then involves retiring and also the mal michael rule where the last club to pick you has rights to you. So you can't just retire and then unretire and go to your club of choice.
>>151418141is there a certain time limit on how long you have to be retired for before coming back? Didn't Stephenson want to come out of retirement after getting gaped at NORF for so long he just hung up the boots?
https://youtu.be/vlH_sZ6LhEE
>>151408931actually pretty good choon, cheers mate
>>151418154Ah yes, the Youi Lions. A solid team innit
>>151418179Youi McLions
>trusting your livelihood and playing career to a fat manlet who wears off the rack Myer shirts over his fat guts and sports a backpackngmi
>>151418179what an odd postdo other teams not other sponsors?
>>151418201kek, thought that too, backpack looks so juvenile
>>151418210what's worse is it looks fucking empty, you can easily have an over the shoulder bag for a laptop and paper notebook if need be
What crossbody messenger do youse use?
>>151418217>21 secondsdisturbing bot behavior
>tailored shirt>laptop satchel
>>151418201What the fuck is with that backpack? This dude represents Lachie Neale and Marcus Bontempelli. He surely has money. Why not get a nice leather satchel bag or something at the very least?
I have and use a suitcase, unironically.
>>151418223Ive been found out
>>151418168yeah tis a ripper innit
>>151418223You slob.
Coach bum bag purchased straight from the qt store cashier fashionista
awww yeah fuck me good mayte
test
cricket sucks
noice i'm back. ip range was banned earlier.
>>151418302welcome back mate
>>151418306It used to be one of the best sports on earth. Now it's almost all just T20 slop that panders to Indians near exclusively
>RM Williams
>blow up your salary cap for one year to own the brisbane lions!pick 23 will seem like a good deal in hindsight
>>151418342the crows are fine
https://www.realestate.com.au/news/artificial-turf-ban-councils-shock-findings-spark-nationwide-debate/?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule
>>151418342The last offer from the Lions was two future 2nds which will likely end up picks in the 40s. No idea why risking the PSD is preferable to that. They deserve to watch him go to Port or Freo.
>>151418364based
not clicking that, explain why you posted it or whatever you want to discuss
>scans link for any tracking
>>151418364>?campaignType=external&campaignChannel=syndication&campaignName=ncacont&campaignContent=&campaignSource=newscomau&campaignPlacement=realestatemodule
>>151418364based>>151418378I only skimmed it but basically if you use artificial grass you are retarded, it drives down sell price because micro plastics and buyers want to buy places with real grass
cleanurls nigga
The government should do something and ban it!!!!
>>151418391if the pivotal factor against fake grass is its impact on house prices then we as a nation are beyond saving
>>151418414get a job you bum
>>151418414nah it's more so the environmental impact whether real or imagined and that in turn affects what buyers are willing to pay but I think they have a point about it degrading into PFAS. Always used to think it was bizarre watching my aunt vacuum the artificial turf around their pool.
Are their any Palestinian AFL players? Where does Bashar Houli come from?
>>151418433seethe
>>151418447Australia.
australians are dangerous and randomly stab peopleperhaps they should think about wanting to move here
>>151418438yeah the case against plastics is a valid concern tbfyet another cancerous plague america has impacted upon the world
>>151418447lebanese background
would much rather 10s of thousands a year dying from avoidable causes than the government nanny stating every possible problem as they do currently
>>151418474nonce
>>151418459>australians are dangerous and randomly stab peopleSome of them perhaps.
>>151418483>micksperg 1 year post-transition
need more $300k knife disposal bins from a company that by pure coincidence is from a company that a group of ex politicians own
troons have to be gladio style psyop don't they?
>>151418474based car dealership owner
>>151418483Victoria, not even once
>>151418483Are we ready to have the conversation about the disproportionate amount of violent crime committed by transgender individuals?
>>151418454I just thought with the fact we are taking in a refugee influx of Palestinians they'd cheer for a Palestinian AFL player.
>>151418502i don't know why people are shocked. they are quite literally mentally ill.
did a geelong at work today and the toilet broke or something and it didnt go downi just left without telling anyone
>>151418483I could fix her
>>151418540>her
>her
Do you blokes own any afl merch?
>>151418548I've got a Crows scarf from the 90s somewhere; that's about it.
>>151418548a few scarves and beanies
>>151418548heaps of old Fred shit from when I used to go to games at Subi
>and then he sent him a crows scarf
>>151418548I have like 3 Match balls and then a soft foam one and then 2 little footies.
>>151418557Theirs some shit on that car bro.
>>151418569yeah mate, some cool shit.
>>151418577GOT HIM
>>151418577So you let cool down and harden?
What's for dinner, lads?
Do you reckon these Palestinian refugees would take up footy when they get here?
so yeah you're gay*rips enter sandman*
>>151418596monster uber jeets order from the fish and chip shop
finna duolingo for a bit
>>151418623crisp skilled migrant
>>151418596Alcohol and cigarettes
>>151418623waste of time in my experience
>>151418596Leftover pizza.
5-6-7-8My boot scootin baby is driving me crazy
>>151418637yeah it's really only supplementary to my real studies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXAV20GhO2EThis is from 14 years ago about a jew/palestine playing afl together for peace. Sad how things have ended up in that region of the world.
>>151418596This >>151418643 but freshly made
looking to fuck or be fucked tonight
cheese pizza is gross but hspizza is based
How good is it being neet lads.
make like a pizza and stick your head in an oven you nonce fuck, kill yourself
>>151418694sneaky reference
>>151418696would rather be employed but i don't have the confidence or self-esteem to apply for work
>mfw aints
>>151418725this but bummers for rejecting a better future to pretend to act hard
2 footo matches tonight
will the draft hurry the FUCK up
>>151418714Employment sucks. Perhaps it's okay if you have a job doing something you actually enjoy but that's like 1% of the population and the sacrifice of wage slaving doesn't pay the bills like it used to. Sacrificing all your time to just get by with a little extra money for trinkets is soul crushing.
>>151418694agreed
I haven't had a job for decades
>>151418714>would rather be employedwhy
>ka ying rising out to $1.95Do I load up?
>govt ad about piracyif you aren't a complete tard you should be safe, r-right?
>>151418769>gook horsetop kek
always wanted abs but have never even been close
>>151418773i'm just concerned because i want to download a car
>>151418773yes they will do fuck all. My father was former LEO and moved into the IT side and had a rigirous background check, including questions about whether your children (me) download movies, he told the truth, yes but he doesn't seed/distribute them. They said that's fair as we monitor all applicant traffic anyway. I downloaded and deleted Hurt Locker 8 different times just because the tribe were kvetching about it being the lowest grossing Best Picture winner ever. Fuck them all.tl;dr it's just fear propaganda and you're fine.
>>151418798
>watch le news one time>story about 50,000 people a year go missing in this countryget the fuck outta here>>151418798i hope you don't glow my guy
>>151413211nosebeers do that
>>151418813just garn walkabout
>nosebeers
>>151418808ok>>151418813that one about the kid in SA recently is glowie as fuck. I'm drunk but it's the truth my guy. I'd never lie to MY /alf/
love her
>>151418837*him
>>151418813a very large percentage turn up in a few days/weeks i think.
>I'm drunk
>>151413211an awful childhood, a career in professional sports and a coke addict harpie wife will do that to a guyalso:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJT2qCcD9I>10 years agothis would be 5 weeks nowwhat a faggot country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYIsT96ywt0wish this faux analyst could get hit like this again in 2025
There's a handful of posters in here who seem to be genuinely retarded
>>151418864>a handfulwhere do you think you are?
withdrew from my super to buy gold
>>151417840CP eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3xrww_6t6Ithis is what they took from us
wish i was alive during the age of sail
>>151417984It's tik tok rot
>>151418869very based if it's actual physical in your hands
>>151418864no but steven may
>>151418007No, they don't, zoom zoom
>>151418871fuck, now i want a kebab
>>151418871beyond basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2IDpbrUgXM
wait so you are telling me that will ashcroft debuted a year later than nick daicos, had a knee injury that took him out of the game for 12 monthsyet he has 2 norm smith medals to daicos 0 norm smith medals?
remember when were just kids smashing cones in the bakyard, laughing our heads off, didn’t care if it was dry as dirt. now look at everyone off their head on the gear. we were happier with two cones and a feed from servo
>>151418885Food for thought innit?
>>151418872Do you now?
>>151418871>>151418881wtf is this dogshit
holy zoom zoom
>>151418773read about usafag anons who get letters by ISP, this doesn't happen here i think
>>151418891based zoom zoom
>>151418895it does but it's a malicious practice known as prospective invoicing. it's essentially one level about scam phone calls. Wipe your arse with the letter and throw it in the trash.
>>151418890yes
>>151418871>>151418881fat pizza was never goodit was sincere though, which is perhaps more important
>>151418888fuckin oath cunt real talk bro. them were the days aye, no stress, no fake dogs. wish we could have one more arvo like that.
>>151418902trying too hard/10
>>151418910no i'm just pretentious like this
>>151418880enjoy your saturated fat
>>151418902at the time it was actually good. but only for a couple seasons.
>fat pizzaplease keep it alf related boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7tRYeucecM
>>151418919I'll pull out the fat from my pants and saturate your face
>>151418902Paul Fenech has never made anything good in his entire career/life.
>>151418904i been saying for years let’s have a sesh, catch up, whatever never happens. then everyone wonders why i packed up and left town, i dont talk to no cunt no more besides my mum and shes crook
>fat pizz>pauley walkin at night>gang of africans circles him>"IMMIGRATION, IMMIGRATION!">africans dispersekek
Come on guys, stop posting crap.
i had a dream mr beast died
>>151418927god i wish i had a toula slam pig in my life
>>151418943>Yes, goy, it's hilarious that your cities are being taken over by third world subhumans!
>>151418949comedy comes from a dark place
i am *litrally* bobo gigliotti>cook pizzas>psychotic, violent tendencies>live with my loving mumza>get boners and a crazy look in my eye whenever i see pretty girls
>fat pizza in 2025>pizza shop is owned by indians>all of the crew members are indians that dont speak a lick of english>no comedy
still waiting for a post number ending in 67
>>151418927Rocky is the most sane Tigers fan there is.
watching the a-league
>>151418950Until the joke isn't funny anymore because it cuts too deep.
about to make a post in nrl
wait no longer
67 get it hahahaha
hehehehehehheheheehehe
>>151418954there was hints with the Indian taxi driverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9GwYX4s5E
>consecutive posts>67 missedreally makes you think
WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU SUM COMEDY:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd4XaLwXpLQ
>>151418978https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkS8-9_R628
Putting on weight is impossible.
>>151418957off by ONEfuuuuuuuuuuuu
Josie and the Pussy Catssmall tits but meaty flaps
>>151418985hao linghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlufNCTxKU
Did you start the /ayy/ thread, woganon?I'll jump in
>>151418981why not just eat a lot of food?
>>151418992I'm not a wogI didn't get much positive feedback for it leading up to tonight, so I decided not to start a thread.
>>151408311I thought West Coast fleeced everybody. So why are they ranked only 7th then? 7 out of 18 is pretty average. Not much of a fleecing, is it?
>>151418997Food is a meme
cunts wonder why i deleted my facebook, i see it for what it is. bunch of self centred dogs pretending to be happy while people out there struggling. fuck that. i’d rather talk to no cunt than scroll through all that fake shit again.
got an update from windows today
>>151419004me too but thats because i downloaded a business version of windows 10
>>151419002drink 4.55 litres of milk a day
>>151418998Screw it, I'll make a thread and come what may of it
>>151418998Fair enough mate
are islanders good roots?
>>151419012heh>>151419011
>>151419010based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCue-88zy-sle epic deadline day drama!
>>151419014no but steven may
+ ken hinkleyL mitchell
random EPL matches on ch.9wonder if the insane amount of money they paid Optus for it is worth it
>>151419022They're Cooked
Whos watching aflw tonight?
>>151419030/ayy/ is up
>>151419022We're a toxic team at Haw-thornWe're the toxic toxic Hawks
>>151419014your pecker might smell of coconut after
i reckon i could convince sarah olle to envelope my penis in her vagina
Mars Attacks is on NItv tonight I have actually never seen it
>>151419036fuck off turd-stirrer
Hey /afl/, I have some questions about women./afl/: Uhh, can't you see I'm reading about the number of gays in the AFL?Hmm, all of them??
>>151419014pretty sure NZ islander women have the highest self reported number of partners at like 20+ average so maybe
>>151419042wtf i love rugby now
i wonder if that troon knifeman had a bigfooty account
the simpsons
>>151419027as if they were in contention anyway, Kingy is cooked
>>151419046ACK ACK ACK
kingy went off on a weird sperg at hawthorn for not getting the trade donenot sure what else he wanted them to do
>>151419022it's because Mitchell is a cunt He has no friends not even hodgey or lewis are fans of him. He's a sport sperg
Are you blokes even watching the sheilas footy?
>>151419039Riding the bums with a grin
>>151419060come up with an offer that essington could actually consider accepting?if the best they could do was a mid 1r this year, a f1 and some vfl list clogger then they could not afford to bring zerrett in and should have withdrawn
>>151419065not having a go at you but why is Roughead on staff then? just an easy way to make coin?
>>151419065The toxicity starts at the head. He's a very toxic person.
zach merett isnt even good lmaoclassic 5 in a group of fat chicks
im a manchild and i will NEVER grow up
How do you know Sam Mitchell has no friends? Do you know him personally?
>>151419081holy based
>>151419081maybe not mentally, you'll age, so just keep your mouth closed
>>151419081based and ickpilled
>>151419081hello Sammy bad luck with Merrett mate
Why are you blokes saying that stabber was trans?
>>151419095obviously is mate
sentencing tomorrow
miss footyneed a spergout
>>151419107court on a saturday?those wagies have to work on weekends?lmao
>>151419036kino
MONKE POSTER IS RC!!!!!!
How well do trannies do in gaol?
>>151419121if they get sent to the women's they are eating gooid
I'm a 450lb man who can barely walk. My life can't get much worse
>lbfoy
go back to /v/ faggot
what if instead of flogging our own bumholes we flogged each others bumholes
remember when that troon started axing cunts at the servo
pepperidge farms remembers iykwim haha
>>151419153yeah kek
has anyone here gotten abs before? how long did it take and how fat were you when you started losing weight?
Faggot
remember mason cox dropping the ashes lmao
>>151419136>lbsWhy are you monitoring your weight in pounds, you 204kg gastropod?
>>151419195I need to make another bigboomer account kek
>ynr nick daicos getting the whistle out in the 2nd qtr of the prelim
there is no one as big as wingsofredemption in /afl/
tonight's 'no: letters from iwo jima
I would abuse drugs if I had access to them
I wouldntIm a retarded dropkick loser but im not interested in drugs or vapes or smokes
*shrugs the nick daicos tackle*
>>151419264how are you a dropkick loser then?
>>151419224like this?
>>151419278big jack won't drop those next year
I am legitimately unemployable
I just love eating now. That and porn are my only vices. If I didn't eat only once or twice day I'd probably end up like that 200kg guy who hates his life.
>>151419284mason...
There is no 200 kilo guy in here
>>151419284crisp adelaide list manager
>>151419288He said "450lbs" but that's 200kg. Unless you're suggesting he just made it up. Which is possible.
telethon this weekend
whats the big guy weigh
>>151419278It's not big maso's fault that the ball is slippery because the sponsors
>>151419271no idea what the fuck is going on here
I haven't been under 200kg since I was 15
>>151419271lmao
>>151419296crisp west Australian
>>151419320>west Australiannot so fast, i'm matt shirvington
If you can't kick you can't play.
Why not let one of the players do the centre bounce if the DEI umpires can't?
>>151419195kek you just reminded me i posted on bigfooty last night on the burner
>>151419335Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious seconds. I have no issue with them getting rid of the bounce but I felt they should've kept the opening bounce. Still keeps the tradition to some degree and if the first bounce of the game is fucked up it can't affect anything.
My arsehole is blown the fuck out
>>151419350>Even the most experienced umps can fuck up a bounce and in a tight game with twenty seconds left on the clock a fucked up centre bounce can deprive teams precious secondsHas there ever been a game whose results were impacted by a faulty bounce?
>>151419354might slide right in
>>151419357There would be but it's none I can remember. No team is ever going to blame the bounce for them losing, even if it contributed to them missing out on valuable time. It would seem like a copout even if the gripe is legitimate.
My new gimmick I've been working night and day on will somehow involve trains. Little more work to go and ill debut it, not long now!
Going bouldering.
>>151419354I know that feeling
>>151419381NiceI'm thinking that I will have a (trail) run tomorrow
imagine all the work going into 2026 all for it to end in brisbanewinslol
>>151419357Collingwood vs North Melbourne round 5 2008
>>151419381bouldering is for fags and women, trad or kys
>>151419394Stupid fat neek
>>151419391I remember that
>>151419391Good example, but going back that far just shows how rare it is. A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1NezkIs_0
Do you blokes think North Melbourne will be bottom 4 again next year?
Ella's breasts are currently bouncing around a field somewhere, slowly getting obliterated by gravity
my igg finna shock a few next year i tell you what
>>151419409yes
>>151419411do you think her vagina has ever enveloped a penis or has she been leso her whole life?
think i've got fleas
>>151419404>A bounce like that would be recalled every time nowadays.Time isn't put back onto the clock for a recalled bounce. With the 6 - 6 - 6 rule 10 seconds is enough to get a clearance and put it on a chest for a set shot. A recalled bounce can take 10 or more seconds off the clock. Imagine a grand final with one team 1 point down and 12 seconds left on the clock with a centre bounce and a fucked up bounce takes 8 seconds off the clock and decides the game.
rather fleas than the ticks I've had after this week's toil
norf are totally fucking hopeless, the iggs have more promise because at least they have a fuck ton of draft picks
>>151419425No trust me you don't want fleas. Im currently reading a book on the black death and the last thing you want in your house are fleas
which aflw player would make the most money on onlyfans?ella roberts would be up there but i reckon tayla harris just for the history
>>151419419definitely got fucked by her step dad or uncle, that's why all women go lezo
>>151419427norf for whatever reason insist on managing the club like utter incompetent shit year after yearthe clarko hire was an ego thing on his part, he thought he could turn the club around, didn't realise it's an incompetent shitheap from top to bottom
>>151419412i beleeb ngldees wooden spoon desu
>>151419409Who do they leap frog above them? They finished 3rd last, added no one aside from Spudgo to the team in the trade period and don't have a first rounder. I guess they're young enough that you could expect natural improvement but they seem to have a chronic loser mentality. They just can't win games and I don't see it turning around under the current admin. They need a reset.
>>151419422The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.Even this hypothetical absolute worst case scenario isn't enough to justify removing the centre bounce, sorry.
imagine two sexy women having lesbian sex
>>151419435based dosnke poster
i like boob's
>>151419441apes together strong
>>151419443why the fuck did you add an apostrophe
>>151419443boobs on a screenbum irl desu
>>151419443more of an ass guy
>>151419436Melbourne, Essendon, Carlton and Port seem like bottom 4 candidates
Have any of you people ever been around a open female bum?The smell is overwhelming and not in a good way
>>151419452https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass
>>151419453>kept merett to finish bottom 4KWAB
>>151419437>The clock is stopped when the recall is made, and its nowhere near 10 seconds. 3 at most.Clock only stops when the umpire determines the bounce is off and it's not always immediate. I've definitely seen ones where it bounces high, drifts with players beneath and 10 seconds have been cleared off the clock by the time they determined it's a disadvantage.Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back. It's really no big deal to remove it and it eliminates any possible issues of it impacting a game.
>>151419014the wifes bull sure is
Tonight looks like it will be special
CarlshitShittingwoodEssenshitGWShitMelshitNorth MelshitPort ShartelaideShitmondShit KildaShitneyWest ShitShitscray
I'm assuming West Coast stay bottom and Richmond stay in the bottom 4 tooBut next year theres plenty of contenders for the other two spots in the bottom 4
>>151419472Excuse me sweetie but >we will be pushing for finals next season
hello mr mitchell i am here for hawthorn orientation day i am zachary merrett we spoke on the phone recently
Maybe Essendon get their act together next year and finish 8th then lose the elimination final by 80 points
Ella Roberts is not a lesbian, I will not hear anymore of this until definitive proof
CarltunaGillingwoodEssenscaleGWFinMeltunaNorth MeltunaPort FinelaideGilmondGill KildaScaleneyWest FinGillscray
should only be like 10-12 footy teams and they do a home/away round-robin and that's the fixture
>>151419460>Plus there's the possibility of two bad bounces back to back.Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?
>>151419453I think Carlton and Port will limp on as a middle ladder teams but I'd agree with you on the other two. I guess North will have some competition for the bottom 4 but Eagles, North, Bombers and Dees most likely to be there imo.
The chilli from my banh mi for lunch today is starting to have an effect already
>>151419488>Recall back is always a throw up, so this point is moot.Oh right, yeah.>If ball randomness is so problematic, then why not just use a round ball? Why let the game's identity impact the game?I think there's a difference between a ball in space landing and bouncing unpredictably and a human bouncing it unpredictably. It's nice to keep a bit of that unpredictability but removing the umpire bounce just limiting the opportunity for human error to influence a game.
What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
footy but with a european handball could be interesting, kinda like gaelic footy
>>151419489Seems like theres gonna be a bunch of absolutely rubbish teams next year
limp bizkit filtered millions
>afl match goes overtime into when the next match is supposed to start>delay the later match>aflw match goes overtime>who cares lol
>>151419506its stiffy time
>>151419506this is the first picture i've seen of him where he's the tallest person in the photo
>>151419515I think it will be a repeat of last year where there's 10 teams in it (maybe 11 now) and the rest just making up the numbers.
>>151419506kek did this little nibba actually travel to Perth for this slop?
Boops loves his womens wrestling
>>151419522the 6 viewers must be fuming
>>151419521holy kek was just listening to them. starting to believe my schizo theory about this place
>>151419529Wouldn't you? If you loved womens wrestling?
Did boops get a pic with rhea heckin rhipley?
imagine praying with gary ablett jnr
>>151419538I live here but I didn't. those hoes aren't worth the exorbitant ringside seats
>>151419552would be cool ngl, even if he's an evangelical happyclapper
>>151419454the first time i did anal i tried gaping her basically right away and a nugget of shit fell out. bit of a mood killer.
I watch afl slop channels to ensure they show up in your recommendeds
did eggfooty cry this year
>>151419506bro could actually make it if he started lifting and packed on some muscle
Anyone had that fried cookie dough from KFC?
>>151419577He's already made it
>>151419581no i have an iota of self-respect
>>151419575Didn't watch enough of his new video to find out
>>151419587I think I'm ready to abandon mine.
I havent had KFC (or any fast food for that matter, besides local pizza and fish and chips) since new years eve 2023
didnt realise i signed up to some poofs food blog
>>151419591nice, onya mate
I rarely have KFCI have it maybe once a yearHave Hungry Jacks maybe 5 times a yearMaybe Mcdonalds 3 times a yearMaybe Subway once a yearSubway is great though I should get it more oftenAlways liked Subway
I feel nauseous after kfc
isn't using 'chief' as a handle a bit racist?
>>151419597lotta cuties work at subway and you get to talk to them
I had skewers from china town for dinner
I got a quarter pounder the other day and it was fucking tinyI dont think I'll get Mcdonalds againTheir burgers are too small
GIVE ME A KINO TO WATCH YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTS
>>151419614Platoon
>>151419564Wtf
>>151419614full metal jacket
>>151419617>>151419621>warslop
>>151419612The Big Mac is the perfect burger
>>151419614saving private ryan
>>151419614Her
>>151419637>ai slop
>>151419614The Tree of Lifetop three film for me
>>151419628Yeah every time I've had a big mac i've enjoyed it, it is a good burger, but its too smallI dont want to get Mcdonalds againI'll just get Hungry Jacks from now onI think double whoppers are the best
>>151419628Grand Big Mac is the bestIf they had that on the permanent menu i'd be as big as a house
>>151419642or the Knight of Cups, anything Terence Malick
>>151419647>Terence Malickgreat taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MjePPi2NBU
iggs
hed
i think these threads have the highest percent of people with jobs and thats saying something
>>151419651The goat, think it’s more that specific cinematographer he worked with on those films that gave him the iconic look/feel he is known for, forgot his name
>>151419657crisp
>>151419662emmanuel lubezki yeah, absolute kino machine
>>151419643big arch burger? HJs blows mcshit out of the water agreed but that one is good even if it feels like paying more for what a big mac should be
>>151419660>tfw living the wagie life
Will probably get a tripple whopper next time I get Hungry Jacks to be honest
>>151419673its all good cause I work from home twice a week where all I do is play video games on company time
>>151419662I don't know how much Lubezki contributed to Malick's aesthetic. Malick had already made three of his best films before he worked with him.
some poof just posted in the wrong thread lol here he comes
>>151419690fucking crispo
Stop mentioning food. I have only $15 to tide me over until next week.
>>151419699send me your pay ID mate
>>151419699buy a bag of rice and some cans of tuna or beans/lentilsshould tide you over
Thinking about backing every thing Mark Zahra rides at Caulfield tomorrow
>>151419691Fair enough, I haven’t seen enough of Malick yet to know, only tree of life, knight of cups and thin red line. Which others do you recommend?
>>151419717why does this bloke go to the usa every off season
oi chuck us the ball kid
>>151419723Badland and Days of Heaven are essential Malick.
>>151419727crisp year 12 about to boot it away
>>151419725big
Sistzas wedding tomorrow. Hope you lads have a good weekend
Highest scoring game in AFLW history tonight fellas
>>151419767cheers mate, all the best to you and your sister
>>151419767think about the massive load your sister is going to cop in her vagina tomorrow night
my brother had whiskey dick on his wedding night, drunkest person there i reckon, says he passed out on the bed before attempting consummation
>>151419785Grim memory. What a way to end a special day.
Why do people drink and do drugs at weddings?
>>151419791I did ecstasy at a friend's wedding. It was like a big party so and a bunch of others were so why not?I would only have a few beers max at my own wedding.
>>151419647>Malicksomething about his work just doesn't really engage me. like it's not as deep as it purports to be. i liked badlands though.
>>151419745Ta
>>151419791ive been to a handful of weddings and never seen anyone do drugs at one
>>151419767ever overheard her rooting?
i like kieslowski's films
if no one would ever know about it, would you /alf/?
i am just a angry hateful anti social prick
>>151419820Her shoulder are hairier than mine. Way hairier.
>>151419820gotta be more specific iykwim haha
I am going to drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes at the park on a walk, see you on the other side. Cheers.
>>151419820lotta georgia maq about her
>>151419820she kinda cute ngl
>>151419820that is a man right?
>>151419827enjoy mate, hooroo
can't think of director who fell off harder than jarmusch
>>151419820>if no one would ever know about itabsolutely i always love a girl with no make up
>>151419833>hooroohas anyone under 50 said this since the millennium?
lmao the tranny stabber was actually ftm
>>151419864It's a mtf. They're calling him "Lauren" and all the news reports refer to him as "she". If it were a ftm it'd be the other way around.
>>151419506Malaga Markets. Food court. Tomorrow.
>>151419717>BaltimoreHe likes them big and black
>>151419614The Fountain
Watching videos of cats makes me want to own one again.
>>151419820yes, higher test than most women would make her a demon in the sack
Why do you blokes say Sam Mitchell likes to watch black men have sex with his wife?
>>151419905crisp, do recommend
>>151419875never changed her name apparently but her fb was still open and it shows the progression. got on test a few years ago.
>>151419917shame, what a waste
>>151419909hey zach
>>151419917that's so fucking sad
>>151419896>New York>BaltimoreHe has a 'type'. Expect Philadelphia or Atlanta soon
>>151419917still would
do you blokes reckon bodybuilder chicks fuck good?
>>151419717stayed up late to snort lines and watch his wife get the BBC treatment
>>151419725wife needs a resleeve after the trade period
honestly? epic
>>151419725Why does he always go to the places with the highest black populations?
>>151419978Okay this rules
>>151419978tom petroro is a shadowy dark figurehe is an gent of rig
i should make a yt kino exposing all the agents and their hand with being involved in the rigging of afl and being the merchant of the fix
>>151420018Sorry buddy you aren't RC.
>>151419960100%
>>151420021i am well aware of that and thank the lord every day for it
>>151420029You dissn my boy?
put your trip on RC and get the aloe so I can cane your fat fucking arse like I've done for the last decade, fucking loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3aDutHedqM
>>151419960imagine all the protein powder poos she's done
p[ools closed
i have a crippling scat porn addiction
>>151419827back
>>151419876crisp location
>>151420275you can get through it mate, I'm a year clean
>>151420275crisp me'zafor me its Ninounini
Don't try to wake me in the morning cause I will be gone
>>151421110
Hello
>>151421936Hell yes?
>>151419767her husband's penis is going to be thrusting in and out of her sopping wet vagina this time tomorrow
.
Would Ella Roberts approve of you guys posting this stuff?
don't reckon ella would be too thrilled when i'm sitting on /alf/ posting >iykwim haha when i'm meant to be consummating our marriage
Clear eyes. Full hearts.
>>151421110crisp morning jogger
https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-great-feminization/
dead threaddead communitydead sport
>>151425689we're in /ayy/ mate
gma
why dont you make a new thread you stupid fucking retard
>>151426118Why? There's nothing to discuss. The season and trade period is over.
>>151426118good idea>>151426313>>151426313>>151426313
