Gane ex edition
Ga e won
>enters thread
You know the drill
(Note: drill means penis)
>People actually think merab is better than jones
I just cant do it today guys. Someone else make with le ha has
I was still posting in the old thread, I'm retarded :(
BBCI'm Arabic
>>151410337MMA
UFC Whitehouse leaked: >Pantoja vs van 2 >O’Malley vs Dvalishvili 3 >Volkanovski vs Sterling >Topuria vs Gaethje >JDM/Islam vs Brady >Chimaev vs Strickland >Pereira vs Rountree 2 >Aspinall vs Blaydes 3
You can't be a country boy and be scared to get in there now. Can't be country and be scared to get in there.
>>151410370my boy will finally be champ
Hi everyone Im new to heem, drawn here by the excitement of next year's UFC game at the White House hosted by none other than our greatest prez ever. What should I know about the sport? For whom should I root? Thanks, guys!
Shooters shoot
>>151410870I can see this woman is a disappointing lay, post jojua
>>151410846We only root for black or Muslim fighters whom we refer to as “sexy daddies” meanwhile we abhor white fighters and call them “disgusting disfigured demented deformed piglet freaks”
>>151410993Its disappointing that your dead mommy is laying with maggots and Somali daddy's.
>>151411062Excellent post.
>>151411132Excellent and also factual.
Coworkers roasted my "old man fit" the first 59°f day of the season. How the fuck do I get them back? I need to get back
is broken topuria gonna heem?
>Daaaaamn, that whore is ran through son!!
Gonna be channeling my raw heeming power (which there is plenty) into cleaning up this general. You're either with me or against me
Clozapig, oh clozapig won't you please quit munching on your dead mommy's minge?
>>151411030Ya know, maybe the UK losing 4chan access wouldn't be so bad
>>151411356posted the wrong image
>>151411421no you didn't
>>151411421Oh my God HEEM, HEEM!! WHERES THE FUCKING REF??
joe pyfer is so dumb he feed a carrot to abus
Fight fairy as a ring card girl
abtorro xisters... everyone's had her...
Everything went downhill after Rich Franklin
>>151411646They should say break a leg instead of let's get ready to rumble
Ufc 322 is a solid 7.5/10
>>151411591Whoever this abtorro guy is, his whore wife will be the least of his problems I'm afraid, sadly.
>>151411816Isn't it on site
What good is it if you can just see a nigga
Jiri is such a good fighter and also super intelligent Also why did daner think hosting 321 in bumfuck arabia was a good idea? No one's gonna see that shit
>>151411591>be businesswoman with rich parents >fall in love with some himbo UFC fighter that's utterly useless outside of the cage >play wifey and have some kids with him >don't do anything offensive during his rise or after you broke up with him >Internet labels you as some exposed cokehead Miami whore that latched on to some upcoming fighterIt's tawlf
>>151411792321 is a solid 0/10
>>151411840Fucking retard
https://youtu.be/2gLQIGzTTschttps://youtu.be/2gLQIGzTTscbfl is live
nvm it just endedmain card in an hour on fight past
>>151411923saudis pay big cash to have some of the best cards even though they're not die hards. it sucks they're not having tom fight gane in london. i really hate the saudis embedding themselves into our culture like that. Dana white is too greedy and a sellout to say no to them
Fuck dana
>>151412150Why does Dana need more money? He already has almost a bil, what difference does it make? He can't carry the money to the grave, why ruin our sport for seemingly no difference?
Fuckin' weak, man.You used to be a lot better than that.
i am going to kill you
i am going to rape you
>>151412249greedy people can never have enough, they are some of the most miserable people on the planet. even with the UFC being this successful and popular its simply not enough for Dana, he wants more. This is why zuffa boxing is a thing, why powerslap is a thing.
fuck you justin gaethje
If your boyfriend an Aspinall fan you single to meFuck Tommy gon do?
>>151412150>Our culture.>The UFC....The UFC as any other sport company or organization is a business and if the saudis pay more they go there. It's not like a new thing either.
i hate you justin gaethje
>>151411646People forget man they have unfinished business. Weidman heemed while Silva while Silva was not taking anything seriously. Legendary heem, but it was more Silva being a retard than weidman being good. Second fight Weidman won the first round and Silva's leg snapped early in the 2nd. Weidman snaps his legNow they're both washed and silva can't use kicks, but weidman can't use eye pokes. Plus the leg snaps in the promos and this is the fight to make. Only on Netflix.
>>151412603fuck dana
zawg milfs
>>151412603Dana bootlickers get the rope
destroy justin gaethje
disintegrate justin gaethje
pulverize justin gaethje
Now now Sweden, simmer down.
fuck off justin gaethje
>>151412577Tommy is gonna make GANE tap like Jones did
Gate-Gee
boil justin gaehje in a pot
>mfw when sweden is being mean
>>151412952Troubling amount of GDS oozing from this post i fear
drown justin gaethje in milk
>>151413024>that flagI don't give a shit about what a slav(e) thinks lmaoGANE is a shitter who gave Jones his literal easiest fight.
15 seconds
When asked to prove that Gane lost to Jon Jones, GDS sufferers have no option but to post photoshopped and/or AI generated pictures that “support” their delusions.
>>151411816STAND YA BASEWhat is your favorite Conor line??
Justin Gaethje let me sing you a song:I fucking hate you JustinI'm going to rape you justinYour fights are so disgustingJustin Gaethje I'm going to kill you
>Target located : TARDspinall's brain stem>Preparing attack: HammerfistSOON
Doo name ceral gone
>OHHHHHHHH FACE PLANTED ON THE CANVAS >IT IS ALLLLLL OVER
i dont like black french people
>>151410870looks like apolonia
>>151413751Their life is worth as much as yours
Moldy maggot minge, full of green dust!!
Woaaah, what the hell is that??
title shot for big mac dern
I remember when people hyped Gane so much saying he could win against Jones... and then what happened in the fight. I don't remember any other example of hyping so much a fighter and then the outcome being so different.
Ganedaddy will pull Troonmala Aspiggy's pork I'm afraid...
>>151413996God damn look at this thick bitch
>Joe Rogan is in this thread
Former UFC fighter Rachel Ostovich
>>151413996Look at that armhair you know her puss is on wolfmode. I'm for it.
>>151414137Gane-esque
>>151414005It was a different time b. PFL just snagged Ngannou and they were about to single handedly go on a run that would eclipse the UFC. Desperate times called for desperate measures, so Dana paid Gane to lose while promising him an easy path back to the title if he did the JOB. If Gane would beat Jon, Ngannou and PFL would have overtaken the UFC in popularity. But because of the fix, the UFC won and Ngannou's "legacy" was destroyed.That's when Gane proved he was willing to do whatever is necessary to save the company. And that's why he's getting his promised title shot, I'm afraid.
>>151414412The world will never know
>>151410370This would be so fucking stupidThere's no way Dave isn't lying here. This would completely fuck the schedule up for the rest of the year and would result in so many pointless, shitty fights.
>>151413930thats enough bappa
>>151414137Wtf she's obese
The most demeaning possibility is that the Whitehouse card features all the champions against American challengers and not a single champion loses
Usman is technically the lineal middleweight champion with his short notice win over Khamzat
>>151414626Not even Chris Nolan could write shit that good.
>>151410370>Every numbered event 2 months before and at least 2 months after the white house card will feature 0 title fights, all for a glorified apex card
>>151414789Uh that's based?
UFC 323: Dern vs Blanchfield
>>151414412>>151414469>more Gane cope
>NOOO, not the hecking apex I need 30 thousand drunk Mexicans in the crowd screaming for le atmosphere or something
New submission radio just dropped, get in here https://youtu.be/q_ai6zYClGw?si=T78VmOPxdOGRXVfM
>Heh... If you can't appreciate the meditative atmosphere of the UFC Apex™ Facility, you're just a casual. Can't you understand how important and cool it is that we hear every shot landing? Don't you want to hear two men groaning and watch them dry hump each other in dead silence while Daniel Cormier shills his podcast? This is why you're not an Alpha male like me and Joe Rogan...
UFC 324: Imavov vs Hernandez
>>151415051That's based though?
>>151414915It's true, thoughbeit. I don't really understand the sport or the rules, so I don't know what's happening unless a crowd is cheering or booing. Same with TV. I can only watch shows that have a laugh track.
>>151415089That's based though?
UFC 326: Kape vs Royval
>>151415102That's based thoughbeit
>>151415051Empty apex with absolutely no one in the audience during covid shit was kino.
>>151415159You're being too kind. But I have no illusions. I know I'm pathetic.
>>151411816
I don't think Ilia and his wife got divorced.
>>151415478I don't think that's really his kid.
>>151411188At least one of them will have a sister. Get her into a sugar baby situation and you won't care what they say anymore.
So what if Ilia's wife fucks other men. Ilia is a fighter which is no better than a rabid dog. The fact a queen such as Wassaname let Ilia even see her pussy was a blessing. A stray dog, a mutt like Ilia doesn't even know what he's missing out on. Miami royalty fucking dogs in the street and the dog is ungrateful smdfh og.
>>151415237chills
UFC 327: Tsarukyan vs Gamrot 3
i like to stay hard so i can fuck the grave digger in the ass
>>151415741Shut up dumbass.
>>151415237me when breakfast is ready but my morning glory won't take a chill pill
>>151414137
jailin turner has been added to the roster
>>151416721yeah, your mom's roster
>>151416754you're a fucking punk dude
All Canadians will get brutally heemed this week
>>151410370nah, Renatinho already sang the stone:>Jones vs Pereira - BMF(HW)>Conor vs Chandler>Holloway vs Charles/Paddy (BMF)>Kayla vs Amanda>Strickland/Fluffy/Pyfer with someone>Ronda vs Holm 2
>>151414137older version of Cortez.They both look like a bogged tranny.Cortez was very nice when she was new in the ufc tho. First time i saw Rachel i found her pretty too.
Why is Luke Thomas talking about nick fuentes?
>>151416941Why is a DC resident fear mongering over an approved media figure? No clue.
>>151417104Luke Thomas craves bloodshed and wants to witness another assassination. Only a matter of time before he skips incitement and takes matters into his own hands.
Jacuzzi jacuzzi
>>151417161What's the lowest star rating in the game?
>>151417161looks nothing like her
I rate Jasudavicius's head mooment much higher than a 91
kek remember the dust bunnies under the big comfy couch?
>>151417287talmbout rugrats b? that shit was scary
>>151417287nah b I watched spider man
>>151417211it's hard to get the face exactly right desu
>>151417329oh okay
>>151417341chinese devs
>>151417341that looks nothing like UFC superstar Petr "No Mercy" Yan
attempted car jacking downtown DC luke thomas
I don't give a fuck about ICE I don't give a fuck about Israel I want my taxes and bills to go down instead of up why is my dollar worth less every day>>151410071Corporations are so large you don't even know who you're working for. That's terror. Terror built into the system. Number one. In 1945 corporations paid about 45% of federal taxes. Now, it's about 5%. Number two, in 1900 about 90% of Americans were self employed. Now, it's about 2%. It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals.
successful car jacking downtown DC luke thomas
Heard yan got based on khamzat
gas station robbery in DC, customers injured with baseball bat, police cars rammed and officers wounded luke thomas
>>151417465you heard right, Petr Yan is in fact based
yan may have already downloaded merabbut merab updated his firmwarelevels
hey Jon
Could he beat Aspinall?
I flew out of Vegas the other day and the flight paths go right over the ApexHopefully someday a plane has to dump its fuel over it, the fuel ignites, and the entire place burns to the groundInshallah
>>151417620breh
UFC Fight Night: Gaziev vs Parkin at the Apex Ruins
Gmhh
methamphetamine withdrawal samurai sword neighborhood watch Luke Thomas
Thingkign of changing mine name to Bogdan Tang
civilians chased through shopping mall with swinging mace, multiple store properties damaged luke thomas
>>151416855those last 3 suck except for Fluff
>>151417631I just really hate gaypex cards ok
just watched the guru video, did jon jones really rape hasbulla..?
>>151417692jones raped gane
Farted myself awake>>151417692Lmao fatarse is really reaching for clickbait grapes now, guess his DJ money for doing impressions to amuse a black isn't enough
>>151417692you can't rape an onahole
lowkey met dern
That's are raineri
Big Guru just exposed Jon's gay antics AGAIN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlMw1xx2bYk
>>151410870krazy kev>>>>>luke thomas>>>>>>karim zidan>>>>>>>ariel helwani
>>151417854Flights back home can't even be so expensive and gold has been good to me, let me help you abdi
bowling alley rampage bowling pin bludgeon employees head bloody luke thomas
>>151417174>>151417161The star rating can be tied to the winstreak and finish rate, relative to the division's average. So because a 5 fight win streak (w 3 by finish) is rare at women's flyweight, she gets 4.5 stars. 90 accuracy, 91 head movement is trash. Almost every fighter is at least around 90. 90 to 100 is like a rating from 1 to 10. It is funny they're counting her regional "knockouts" in there, thoughbeit.
women rescued from basement 8 months missing deep brusing on wrists and neck luke thomas
Heemdividuals best not be disrespecting Luke Thomas rn
Jon "The Homosexual" Jones
Abdi "the Somali" No-oneasked
cow tipping barbed wire fashioned into whip bloody hands irrigation system sabotaged farmland menace luke thomas
>Lowkey met d-ACKK!!!!!!
Luke "Terror Of Trang Ni" Thomas
>>151418164Just imagine hahaha
>>151414137Why is she so short? Ew.Monitor on.
>>151418164
family awoken at 3am chainsaw attack suburb terrified luke thomas
>>151418164>it's been over a decade since we've seen long hair Rose
>>151417692he wanted it
>>151417692>>151417854>RealExpected it to be a tired retread. Might be the weirdest Jones moment. Especially when you remember he admitted he needs dick pills for his jingaling to work. Apparently NOT! SAD!
>>151418245>And you're NEVER seeing it again NEVER EVER
>>151417854Fat fuck is kinda reaching with this one.
lol Pat Fairy, I remember this fucking bum. I think he had like one win in the UFC, we had to hear Rogan talk about him as if he was a K-1 King and then he'd inevitably get brutally slept while having a bit of offensive success beforehand. Here's to you Pat, you turd
>>151418207Farting?
oh I dont want, anybody elsebut when I need to wake up I fart myself
neonatal intensive care unit dutch oven bean and egg diet luke thomas
One look at Luke Thomas and you just know he's kicked in a thatch roof hut door and set the family inside on fire
international flight highjacked crash atlantic ocean 240 fatalities luke thomas
Ilia's ex left him to become Islam's second wife.
>>151418479Damn these mountain freaks are ugly, bunch of inbred Kadyrov cum babies
Luke Thomas: The Black Ink Reports
I'm sad I joined the thread too late to lukepost with the boiiiiiis
hand pinned to the table combat knife five finger filet purposely missing luke thomas
>>151418486thats not what jojua said
>>151418554>jojuaIs her nose a cumbucket for mountain fighters?
>>151418554THE?
demanding paperwork knowing village is illiterate before guided bomb strike Luke Thomas
>>151418572How does that girl look unbogfiltered?
waiting until 6am to get hostess snacks becuase this evil i live under made the stores close at night when they where 24 hours before
waiting until 6am to get hostess snacks becuase this evil he lives under made the stores close at night when they where 24 hours before luke thomas
independence day parade interrupted RPG pointed at military convoy downtown DC luke thomas
untrained pitbull released into moshpit several injuries luke thomas
nitroglycerin container hospital delivery parkinson's patients luke thomas
skydiving instructor parachute withheld forced anvil attachment luke thomas
>>151410370This is so gay.
>>151418779
laxatives slipped into retirement village meal supply luke thomas
Poatan has spoken...
>>151418822chills
>>151417789Built for BRC
Nigger
man arrested outside concert venue bathrooms indecent exposure luke thomas
The Jasudavicius Era has begun
Link MMA discords I can porn nuke. I have some sick fight edits with special surprises inside
The Jasudavicius Era is aging rather bad
>>151419104
Whoever said Dookie has CTE and has been slurring his words, he sounds great in this. So eat your words buddy :fistemoji:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTaRelnQ3Ek
Good morning ONEchads
>>151419182
Hasbulla just 10-8'd Jon
>>151419146322 is too good to be true. it's also missing brady vs morales on that posteri can already feel a few fights falling off of it
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rub--kf2cE
>>151419146THE Beast Boy vs Hamdy THE Hammer? My money's on the fans coming out of this one with the W
Merdab should be cut
>>151419272kek chang doing the mouth piece throw
>>151419291You're right, he does deserve the last cut of UFC ppv sales under ESPN. And as the last champion to fight on an ESPN ppv, that's exactly what he'll get!
Belel should be cut
Yer woife who is a towel is in me DMs mate
Heil Hitler
Chama!
many people are saying this
>>151410202What the hell is this?
>>151410385Mmm nice, fried fish, what's not to like, yum. Can't go wrong, delish. Great
>>151418089L E V E L
Colby's last win was Masvidal 4 years ago.
>>151414137How did this survive?
>>151419543So?
I've ran the numbers, Women's bantamweight so far this year 10 and a half months in has had 16 (Sixteen) Total bouts, 14 (XIV) if you don't count the missed weight catchweight bouts.a Total of 9 UD/SP, 4 Subs ,3 KO/TKOs and only a single (one) titlefightIn 10 words or less explain why Women's bantamweight should still be kept around.
>>151418860Finland's idol
>>151419557Run those same stats in mens batamweight
Asspinall should be cut
>>151418089papg milf
>>151418860Luke Nukem
>>151419557Luv them thicc women
>>151419566One of the few in MMA media who has the balls to speak out against racism. He should be your idol too.
its almost time
10 bings ONEchads
Dumb chang KEK
>>151419802I'm not quarter Chinese though, nobody is takes the piss out of me, so there's no benefit
>>151418572Oh don't start the jojoa posting again. Her face is so dumb it makes me angry
>>151419935You think I give a fuck?
>>151419957I do. my dick is your dick. therebeit, you literally give fucks when I fuck
>>151419964That's fucked
>>151419938Nah you're 100% Indian.
>>151419969so what shall we do Dolph? pork her?
https://youtu.be/EWHtdZFhwiY?si=IvAbA_aMlMjBVN4d
>>151419987Yeah I guess. Why not
That image of shrek fucking donkey is still up
just dmed death + rape threats to some guy on x who said that merab is higher on the goat list than khabib
HEEM NOT NUTTY
>>151420062truth hurts
>>151420062Living up the stereotype b
>>151420062
It's true. We can not follow 'their' influence and then continue to complain about the inherent fraud taking place. We are complicit. It is no longer fraud, but a willing transaction, I'm afraid.
>>151420098True but what if we were to put Patchy in the Mix??
*sigh*>fuck it...
>used the expression "balls deep" at work without thinking about it>>apologized>>coworker starts laughing and says "I love that">she's a chunky white hispanic (blue eyes/dirty blonde hair) who could be an 8/10 if she lost 50 lbs. should I go for it bros? I'm down bad. Haven't had sex in almost 4 months
>>151420124forgot to vpn swap
/heem/ is dead as a dodo but enjoy it while it lasts cause next week will be a shitshow
>
>>151420098No idea what he is talking about but that's because my IQ is not high enough to decipher that parable
>>151420062Baste.
>Its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHtdZFhwiY
>>151420248>I'm da best boxer in da UFC baby >Scores a 1 >KWAB
>>151420242
>>151420242Excellent post.
>>151420249retard
>>151420248you now remember the time gooby got outboxed and resorted to crotchsniffing
>>151420260
>>151420249But enough about Max>Inb4 b-but what about le gaychee, zom' and poorier!!!>gaycheeexhaustion heem/literally last second of the fight>zom' and poorierwashed/literally the last fight of their careers
>>151420274What playing touch-butt with the dorks in the park does to an mf.
Ilia admitted that he "used to" masturbate to Conor.
75k views on the breakfast club is pitiful. No one cares about Ronda anymorehttps://youtu.be/FHGFvFwiqX4?si=0RmpmoWGjF7kBfvP
>>151420284
be nice to each other
>>151420293Schaub won.
there are fights on right now
>>151420293
*ครูใหญ่*
>>151420300Have a great day, Man.
>>151420304THE lost tribe?
Tom 'The Gladiator" Aspinall
>>151420311thank u, u2
>>151420327What's the symbol on the blue flag?
>>151420341that flag is white retard
>>151420344I'd like to see some evidence.
>Galactic Throat
>>151420333>>151420311>
>>151420375you watching ONE?
I never miss ONE, playa!
>>151420429fucking red card
Covid is good and fazza is evil?
HEEEEEM
>>151420284The Calvin kattar fight wear he went super Saiyan ultra instinct was one of the best MMA performances of all time cazzie
>>151420456>gets knocked the fuck out by willia taptooroBeastly
UFC finish rates of current UFC Champs>FLWAlexandre Pantoja 47 % >BWMerab Dvalishvilli 12 % >FWAlexander Volkanovski 29 % >LWIlia Topuria 77 %>WWJack Della Madalenna 62 % >MWKhamzat Chimaev 66 %>LHW Alex Pereira 66 %>HWTom Aspinall 88 %
>>151420492Damn I don't give a fuck
>>151420494wdgafh
HEEM STOPPY
>Tom Aspinall 88
heem!
>>151420492Merab needs to be raped to death I’m afraid
Introducing out of the red corner Tom "the galactic throat" Aspinal
>>151420503heem likes crotchsniffers now I fear
the hype train is real
>>151420503Americans age line fine wine euros age like raw milk
Finish rates of current UFC Champs>FLW Alexandre Pantoja 57 % in total47 % in the UFC>BW Merab Dvalishvilli 20 % in total12 % in the UFC>FW Alexander Volkanovski 51 % in total29 % in the UFC>LW Ilia Topuria 88 % in total77 % in the UFC>WW Jack Della Madalenna 70 % in total62 % in the UFC>MW Khamzat Chimaev 80 % in total66 % in the UFC>LHW Alex Pereira 68 % in total66 % in the UFC>HW Tom Aspinall 83 % in total88 % in the UFC
oh my gosh france could you be a bigger nerd
>>151420492what if you remove TKOs?
>>151420541What’s Islam?
>>151420492Troonmala Aspiggy the demented deformed disgusting disfigured balding transvestite piglet freak needs to be beheaded and get Galactic Throatfucked by a Sexy Black Muzdaddy after Ganedaddy pulls xer pork I'm afraid.
>>15142055264 % in total64 % in the UFC
>>151420492>Tom Aspinall 88 %>88 %
Putrid fucking freak.
>>151420577Isnt that a boxer ?Why is he wearing a ufc vest
>>151420584I think he was in someones corner
If you're in your prime and uninjured what is your excuse for fighting once a year?
>>151420613Tomala has been busy gulping gallons of daddy loads down xer galactic throat sadly
HE'S GAY
>>151420613Society is collapsing pretty soon the 50g bonus will be switched to spinning the wheel for a day off work
he's projecting again
>>151420541Retarded to not include the champions' finish rate while being champ. The most important, defining and impressive heem is for a champ to finish the number 1 contender, or a challenger to finish the champ. Then there's the entertainment factor, where a good or bad main event can make a shit card good, or turn a great card shit. A champ who's finishing people is super necessary for the health of the sport. and we have good champion finish rates right now.
Tomala AGPspinall has a tattoo on his butthole of a guy spreading his ass (Confirmed btw)
>>151420671I always relax in this pose but instead my right arm goes in that position I knew I was special
>>151410870she unfollowed him on instagram but he still follows her. think ilia is the one that cheated lol.
>>151420720our new bitch clears our old one anyway
We cheated on our wife with Sexy Thick Black Daddies in Miami.
>>151410870Ilia just doesn't fucking miss this chick just hit the wall
Jiu Jitsu sucks!!!!! Stand up and bang!!
>>151420293She seems happier and less autistic than she did before. Good for her.
The minge is giving me grief
>>151420375
>>151420857Just hold on Somalidaddy's on his way to plug it
>>151420739Did he join the suga club?
>>151420857Well it is moldy and full of maggots
still?
FAGGOT DOWN
Reminder PFL Africa is on tomorrow you need to support Nagnnou through his legal troubles also he wont be at the event tomorrow a shaman in his villages has cursed him with bad juju
>>151420893
>>151420907You gotta love the schaubster
>>151420893honestly? fuck that shaman
Khamzats cannabis
Picturesque
heemember this face.
razor blades candy Halloween frightening tactic Luke Thomas
>>151419248imagine getting a boner while getting beaten up, and you are an undefeated fighterlife is miserable for Jon, nobody is strong enough to indulge his masochism fetish
which fighter is the most "trick or treat" type fighter?
Heem is shit right now
>>151420992>92KWAB
>>151420985Michael Chandler
Why was Jones BRICKED when tussling with Hasbulla?
>>151420999Honestly? Respect.
>>151421031Honestly? Respect for noticing that.
>>151420838You'd shoot in the first 30 seconds
Jon Jones is gay, I can tell by staring at his erect penis. Yeah look at that big ol hard dick that guy is totally gay just look how big and hard his dick is!
>>151421009Trick and Treat is what his wife calls his sons
>>151420429>I never miss ONE Friday Fights
>>151420971will be funny watching him fumble his third ufc shot, for sure
>>151419401The European chadcel
>>151420893Francis is ATTENDING. Dana's shook
>>151420985michel pereira
>>151421096Ok that tells me everything. Thanks, got it, great. Good job
Why is Kewpie Mayonnaise so expensive. It should be £2. Come on. Close to £5 for a small bottle is taking the Mick
Our wins are aging like fine wine
>>151421106Racists BTFO!!
>>151421106uh oh he heemed that shaman dead
>>151421117just chuck a bit of MSG into hellmans m8
>>151421087
>>151421118Did he just say Olivera vs Gamrot was a comeback win?
>>151421126Haha
in retrospect Gamrot won by ko
>>151414412When they started laughing dana gave him the thumbs up is when I knew something was wasnt right
>>151421118Islam is going to put a little pillow on his chest and nap there for 25 minutes sadly, enjoy him while he lasts
>>151421106>an entire poster for having someone in the audience
>>151421087This is theost technocratic zoomer I have ever seen I bet he/they don't even have a butthole
>>151421142Haha it was just like the office xD
>>151421108I didn't post the video
volkanovski will be ATTENDING ufc 322
>>151421156You explained it
>>151421141Pigslam ran to WW out of fear of this happening again
>>151421166Nobody at 170 has got power like Adriano Martins pal.
>>151421106>Being so flakey that they make posters for your attendanceI hope they've upped the number of traffic cops around
>>151421118>lopeslow tier fighter>gamrotshort notice, still was tagging shartles like crazy>dustinwashed, old, checked out
>>151421142The Lineal Heavyweight Champion aka The only Real Champion
pisslump is counting the days
islam flushes guys. illlia doesn't there are levels to this game
>>151421186that's usyk bud
Hawk tuah straight to Volk's dome!
>>151421200That's fucking disgusting!
>>151421200God will ensure JDM will lose for this
>>151421200He slurped it back up you browns have never seen Big Daddy and it shows
>>151421234Practicing to slurp on his Slamdaddy’s schlong I fear
>>151421157islam is not ready for that
>>151421258Excellent post.
Just rolled off the futon and jelqued my shit now Im in your shit so what the fuck
Luke "Reading the Tea Leaves" Thomas
>>151421158It's someone trying to emulate the characters of peaky blinders
>>151421307That guy was a fucking bad boy. Can't remember who he even was
>>151421359That's, that was bugging me, never seen it.i wonder if anyone even got it. He went a bit far trying to steal the bottle at the end haha
>>151421369Can you put some kewpie mayo in Clozapig's dead moldy mommy's maggot minge and eat it out?
Who watched ONE FNF just now? What the fuck were the judges thinking? This is why i stopped i think
It seems like the rumors about the White house card are true and the UFC is booking a full card of champions vs American contendersThis will be a disaster
Luke Thomas is not a real person no matter how many posts you make about "him"
Luke "Think of the Brown People" Thomas
Aspinall/Gan vs Blaydes 3Pereira vs Hill 2Chimaev vs StricklandIslam/JDM vs BradyTopuria vs GaethjeVolkanovski vs Sterling Merab vs Bautista/O'Malley 3Pantoja vs Van 2/Van vs Pantoja 2
https://streamable.com/tmko9uwtf box even has better samurai larpers than usi cant cope!
>>151421409volk is fighting either evloev or lopes in february, probably the latter. the wh card is too far away
>>151421415Holly Based
>>151421459The white house card is in JuneIf the rumors are true they won't want any champion fighting and risking the card by getting injured or something. The UFC hate Evloev and Lopes isn't getting a title shot off of one win unless there was a special reason. Only reason to pull the rug on Murphy is the white house card.
Oh wow some retard made some shit up it must be true!!!
>>151421456based crawford
Tomato can gane
>>151421545This nigga is one teep away from the cemetery
>>151421559he's linking up with jiri and they're going to take over the game
I just took a Ciryl in the Gane
Alright I'm heading out no need to wait for me I'll gane for awhile
Surreal Gone
>>151421200Did Volk tank that shit? Video doesn’t show the outcome.
>>151421186You mean THE francis ngooboo who got scared and bitched by THE derrick lewis? Francis has done more damage outside of the cage than in it by killing that one pedestrian and his own son. Jones and aspinall would both tap/KO ngooboo stiff in under a minute btw.
Cereal Grain
>>151421200This nigga JDM legit a retarded caveman who should have never sniffed the belt. Fuck Smellal beating Leon Edwards was disastrous for the sport.
>>151421186Except you don't believe that.. Just look how much you cry when a champion isn't active and how they should be le stripped. The fact is, Ngannou decided to leave after Jones was in the testing pool ready to fight. They even offered Ngannou the money he asked for and he instead said it was on principle of fighter pay that he left. And he didn't fight mma again until after jones fought Gane. You could at least have some theoretical fantasy argument, but the fact is, he ran from MMA for too long.
>>151421517>Lopes isn't getting a title shot off of one win unless there was a special reasonYeah the special reason being they want a popular fighter as championYou can also pull the rug on Murphy because he isn't the most deserving, how about that
>>151420456>wow he beat up a literal nobody who didn't even know how to block punches Yeah I could go down to the local mental hospital and punch a downie in the face 500 times, nobody is going to be calling it one of the greatest fights of all time or call me an amazing boxer.
I wonder about the average heemsters dental hygiene. Some of you probably have breath that smell like a bbw pool party.
>>151415051>Can't you understand how important and cool it is that we hear every shot landing?The UFC has shit audio engineering. In Rizin you can hear the shots in a full arena, but we sometimes watch that crap here, mostly don't.
>>151420579Monitor
>>151421749The downie would heem you unconscious
>>151420907Kek Francis was disgusted that dumbass didn't understand the food and drinks were contaminated from the Chinese asbestos in the hood lining
>>151421454>Merab vs BautistaGod no.
>>151421818It will be O'Malley
>>151421815How disgusted was francis while he was hitting his son over the head repeatedly while drowning him in the river all to get a couple million dollars.
>>151421708odied that fucking freak
>>151421186So, Usyk?
Ngannou won that fucking fight
look, tramilla is my boy but even I can admit that he isnt no drawl.
if i were a fighter i'd be panic wrestling the moment i get touched in the face.
>>151422007Big Ank has entered the chat
you get your education from youtube KEK
>>151422007the things I would do to you...
this nigga said CNN
>>151421190Islam get down like that
>>151422069It's always so demoralizing to see someone get buggy chokedHow you gonna let a nigga do that to you man
>n worddont do that
https://youtu.be/i0rHAUiz_4Aweighings
Cormier fat
>>151422182I'M GONNA SAY IT
>>151422226When did allen turn canadian?
>>151422294That pathetic reddit faggot would never say the italy word what retarded slop is this lmao the absolute state of tomcels
>>151422303You worship a gay nigger here everyday. The absolute state of YOU
>>151422294lmao look how upset Jon isbased Tom!
>me son
>>151422297This week unironically
>AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY
So who the fuck does Tom fight after heeming Gane? Winner of Volkov/Almeida? No way Dana and co. would risk Pereira against him.
>me name's tom aspinall and me lad's a loonie>me name's tom aspinall and me boy's a bunsen burner>me name's tom aspinall and me 'eir's an 'elmet
>>151422297he has 2 canadian grandparents so hes half leaf
So who does Galactic Throat suck off after Gane?
>>151422351Man what a traitorous scum
>>151422358vacates and Ante Delija is promoted to undisputed champ
>look love me name's tom aspinall and me teeth look ridiculous mind you
Me son is in me DMs, we have a great relationship we talk every day
>je m'appelle ciryl gane et je n'ai pas d'enfants handicapés
>>151422369What do you 2 canadian grandparents? So he has a canadian parent?
With the abandoning shippening of one Lord Brendan B. Allen VI frometh that den of treachory and baseness - I speak of the United States of America - we can henceforth say with full confidence, loud of voice, that Canada hath turned towards the stars, in eager embrace of its divine role as master of the world, whilst the United States has, conversely, shed its last remaining skin, and hark! we see that underneath the myriad layers of bellicosity, there doth lieth naught but a miserable wretch, an oink, a sizzled demon shorn of its powers!
NEU TRED>>151422425>>151422425>>151422425>>151422425
>>151422418nah they moved to usa and had an american baby whom grew up and had brendan allen
>>151422431Bit wordy that
>>151422446Ah so he is fully american, what a traitorous bitch then
>>151422313Which one?
