Kangz
Jalen Hurts is better than your favorite player
My team is better than your team, nigga
*Enters the thread*
>>151424286We have the same team, idiot
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history
I've been trying to explain to /nfl/ for years that Goff and Mayfield are better QBs than Mahomes but ONLY NOW are you fools starting to listen. Bout fucking time.
>PeytonBrady beat the team that beat that bum on the way to his 4th Super Bowl ring.>EliBrady beat the team that beat the team that beat that bum on the way to his 5th Super Bowl ring>RodgersBrady couldn't even beat a team that beat that bum because that bum missed the playoffs entirely when Brady won his 6th Super Bowl ring>BreesBrady retired his ass on the way to his 7th Super Bowl ring
>Goof
>>151424293You should update that image2024: Lost so badly that his wins were retroactively cancelled2025: Won't even make the playoffs
>>151424301
>>151424326YawnYou sit around all day waiting for me with that image? You should step outside the genny
>>151424325>2024: Lost so badly that his wins were retroactively cancelledLoosing in the Super Bowl is a plus for your resume. You will never gaslight me into thinking making it to a championship round is bad compared to losing early in the playoffs.
Top 5 /nfl/ approved wr5. Eric Moulds4. Dez Bryant 3. Marvin Harrison 2. Larry Fitzgerald 1. Randy moss
Daily reminder that it was, in fact, 34-0
As a professional ball knower I can tell you all right now, that the Tennessee Titans will not make the playoffs. Also Cam Ward is a big, dumb 'ol nigger who will not help "turn it around" in Tennessee. They are doomed.
Stathead has done irreparable damage to the new generation of NFL fans.
Jonathan Taylor
>>151424336If you don't want to be fact checked don't make reckless post.
>>151424343The refs singlehandedly carried them through to the SB last year, it was the most obvious case of corrupt officiating in the NFL that I have ever seen. No wonder they got their asses completely handed to them
>>151424372I'm not reckless and will continue to post about this topic in the future. You will slither away now
>>151424326Baker never lost to Brady in the owlGoff only lost to Brady in the owl by 10Mahomes lost Brady in the owl by 22Oh, and none of them scored a touchdown
We comin for your asses raider nation
>>151424293Why doesnt he have the season td record if hes so great? He even has an extra game to do it
Last night was the most entertaining match this season. I miss having elite pocket passers just gunsling all night. Now all we get are faggy QBs that like to run too much
>>151424418Holy fuck these AI fakes are getting insane
>>151424301>>151424336>>151424413>>151424396We just saw Goff get outclassed by Mahomes despite having a superior OL and weapons. Not a single Chiefs player on offense would start on the Lions. They wouldn't even make the Lions' practice squad. >Jahmyr Gibbs vs Pachecho >Amon-Ra St. Brown vs XavierAre you fucking kidding me. They literally have twice as many yards or TDs. Not joking, look it up yourself.
>We just saw Goff get outclassed by Mahomes despite having a superior OL and weapons. >>Not a single Chiefs player on offense would start on the Lions. They wouldn't even make the Lions' practice squad. >>Jahmyr Gibbs vs Pachecho >>Amon-Ra St. Brown vs Xavier>Are you fucking kidding me. They literally have twice as many yards or TDs. Not joking, look it up yourself.
>>151424424In 2022 he set the all time record of most total yards. >He even has an extra gameMahomes rarely plays the 17th game because he typically locks up the 1 seed. Mahomes has played the exact amount of games as Brady despite Brady playing in the 16 game era.
>>151424418>Kelces_Future.jpg
>>151424462The loins lost both coordinatorsAnd maybe game would turn out differently if the niggers in new york hadn't called in a penalty on a play that had been pre-approved by the on-site refs
>>151424476Brady locked up a first round bye most of the time too so he usually sat out week 17 meaning he only played 15 games
>>151424510>The loins lost both coordinatorsThey were the #1 scoring offense heading into this game. Don't make excuses. They got beat down. Chiefs coordinator has been Matt Nagy, that guy couldn't coordinate his way out of a paper bag.
>>151424508AI can do much better than this slop now, is this saved from two years ago or something?
>people have started making new threads before the old ones hit the bump limitWe've gotta cut this shit out. We're not /nba/.
>>151424424>Why doesnt he have the season td record if hes so great?I made a prediction in the offseason that Mahomes was going to go for the 60 TDs record since this is the first time he'll have a stable OL and depth at WR, but then Worthy got injured and the league tried to permaban Rice. Considering the fact that Mahomes leads the league in total TDs, I feel like that prediction looks nice. Look at Mahomes stats in picrel since he got Worthy
It feels weird coming from my Breadtube feed to this place.
reminder
>>151424595BUT I HAVE TO MAKE THE OP MY DESIRED FAGGY IMAGE
>>151424424>>151424600Forgot picrel. This is his stats after getting Worthy.
>>151424613
>>151424613Brees is too short for the hall. I wouldn't let any of these idiots in desu
>>151424613Brees and Fitz are guaranteed 1st ballot.
>Russell Wilson and Josh Allen are the only 2 QBs that have thrown for over 400 yards in a game this seasonThat seems pretty low
>>151424527Brady had an easy division for 2 decades which gave him 4-6 free wins per season and a free ticket to the playoffs. Mahomes had a similar situation but now his division is stacked. That should be considered a negative on both of their resumes. You are measured by your competition not by your wins.
>>151424644Thank God nobody takes your football opinions into consideration
Brees wouldn't be able to see over his fellow inductees heads
>>151424669i'm surprised dak hasn't
>>151424669It's the cover 2 spam that defensive coordinators started abusing. The league needs to step in and ban it. Those safeties are too high so QBs can no longer do deep shots.
>>151424547Yes, it's from when Bing first released their image generator. But that's what most of the posts here are, just the same old shit on repeat over and over again.
>>151424613Man I hate that cocksucker Brees but obviously he's a first ballot guy
>>151424704Teams don't run Cover 2 nearly as often as you think they do. Cover 3 is still the default shell for almost every team.
>>151424720>>151424613Hot Take: if Brees didn't play in a dome he wouldn't be considered a HoF. Prove me wrong.
>>151424613Brees, Fitz, and probably Pouncey are locks, and there's a good chance for Gostkowski too
>>151424613It's time.
You now remember when Mel Kiper called Cover 2 a racist institution.
congrats to the 9-8 bengals. Over .500 once again
How does Shanahan do it?
He’s lost the locker room
>>151424792Lynn knows.
>>151424675The mutt plays in a division with the shitty Raiders, the >Chorgers and a Donkey's team that has been in QB hell for the past 10 years so that doesnt mean much
>>151424807This guy didn’t deserve to lose his job
>>151424766>there's a good chance for Gostkowski tooAre you a fucking retard? If Adam Vinatieri didn't make it in first ballot then no kicker ever will. Hell I doubt Gostkowski ever makes it in.
>>151424761His playoff numbers outdoors were better than indoors. You guys are genuinely fucking retarded when it comes to evaluating QBs. If they didn't win 50 Super Bowls, then you act like their careers are something to be ashamed of.
>>151424809And yet you still seethe, leash babby
>>151424688His best game was in week 2 but the Giants defense was his best offensive player, they had over 15 accepted penalties on them for like 180 yards so he didn't throw as much as Wilson did
>>151424807I'm glad this bald cracker resigned. Would've been better if he got fired and had his home burned down.
>>151424792He uses dark magic to control his QB like a thrall. God punishes him for doing this by smiting his players with injuries.
>>151424840>Vinetieri wasnt a first round ballotI actually forgot about that
What's his fucking problem?
>>151424772there's a lot of shit sports personalities have said
>>151424613Reminder that Terrell Owens wasn't a 1st Ballot HoFer. That completely ruined all of the credibility that the HoF had in my eyes.
>>151424326Can't believe the #10 pick going to a perennial playoff contending team with a Hall of Fame head coach did better that #1 picks that went to dumpster fires like Cleveland and Jeff Fischer's rams. Shocking stuff
>>151424809Herbert is a generational talent who now has a great HC. Chargers had the #1 ranked defense in 2024. If they didn't lose two tackles they would be a problem.Broncos defense is top 3 and they have a HoF head coach and the best ranked OL. If Bo Nix wasn't shitty this would be considered the best team in football. They beat the Eagles with Bo Nix moving backwards.The Raiders.....yeah, you're right on that one.
>>151424904For a gay man Arod really doesn't like to being touched by other men
>>151424904Rodgers needs to retire and/or die already, can Garrett please snap this ignorant man's neck next time they play
>>151424920>Herbert is a generational talentHe played like dogshit in the past 2 weeks and was the main reason they lost to a rookie with zero career starts. And the Donkeys may have a great defense but they have a bottom 5 offense with Nix and Payton
>>151424887It's bullshit. I hate how little love special teams gets.
I swear Colorado is just milf country
>>151424936rude
>>151424915It's baffling to me that sports writers are responsible for so many things like award voting and hall of fame voting when 98% of them quite obviously do not know ball
>>151424973my brother you are starving
>>151424920>Herbert is a generational talentLmao people actually still say thisRepeat after me, slow boy:"Jalen Hurts is not only more successful than Justin Herbert, he is also more talented and will have a longer career"
>>151424951>He played like dogshit in the past 2 weeksThe NY Giants have an elite pass rush. The only QBs who will look good against them are the ones with great OLs. The Giants beat Chargers and Eagles.
>>151424943When Bret Farve retired the last anchor to my childhood was severed. When Arod retires I will move from middle age to just plain old as he's the last player in the NFL that's older than me. Then I'll start calling every nfl player a kid.
>>151424987If Eagles called the Chargers to swap QBs they would hang up the phone. If the Chargers called the Eagles to swap QBs the Eagles would answer the phone.
>>151424987I agree. Herbert is the new rivers, a guy who will rack up stats and wins but never make an owl. Rivers is based, but he wasn't a generational talent in football ... just breeding
>>151424642For how great Larry's career was, I only remember him for mouthing "oh no" when the stoolers made that game winning catch
>>151424953It really is, I don't know what they were thinking since he played a vital role to the Clots in 2006 and the Pats during Brady's career
>>151425023>look, I found a different way to say something that's incorrect
>>151424998Arod stopped playing ball in 2016 idiot
>>151424801He's got Ayuasca Rage
>>151425023I'm a bears fan so I don't have a dog in the fight but I really don't think they would. Herbert is fine but he hasn't done shit. Hurts has 2 nfc championships and a ring
>>151424613Come like 2046, we're gonna see bums like Dak and Lamarr on the list. Sad the game has regressed like this to the point where mediocrity will get you in
>>151424915That was obviously for personal behavior reasons. Part of being a HOF player is being a teammate and he was awful at that. He purposely destroyed locker rooms and attacked his QBs and coaches
>>151424990His two intecrpetions were returned to the redzone and directly led to 10 points in a game where they only lost by 3. His oline was beat up and wasn't doing him any favors I'll admit but those 2 interceptions were the nail in the coffin, they were both fairly bad throws from what I remember too but I could be wrong on that
>>151425023Herbert is Trevor Lawrence tier and I honestly would have to think about who I'd take between the two for even money. Hurts has bonfides that even Allen and Lamar dont have.
>>151425102In what way is Lamar not a HoFer? He's already had a great career.
>>151424953Hester got in but your point is solid. They should have 2 offensive/ 2 defensive and a special teamer as finalists, but then again if you did that you'd run out of kickers/punters/returners by like year 5 of the system.
>>151425023not even the chargers coach believe this bs
>>151425147He Russell Wilson without a ring anon.
>>151424915>>151425107Owens and Hester getting in first ballot but not Keuchly is proof the sportswriters are all BLM frauds
>>151424973looks like the Grinch
>>151425107>personal behavior reasons.He was never in trouble or did anything illegal and he worked hard. You're gonna exclude him because ruffled some feathers in the lockerroom? A lot of players in the HoF have done far worse than that. Ray Lewis was literally at the scene of a murder with blood all over his shirt and today he's treated with the utmost reverence as if he's some great role model.
>>151425185Keuchly had so many injuries otherwise he'd be 1985 bears linebacker tier - Mike Singletary like
>>151424915oh shut the fuck up lol, owens was a spoiled pissbaby and locker room cancer. ''I don't need the NFL''.
>>151425167Lamar is clearly a better player than Russell Wilson was. Are you people smoking crack when you type shit like this?
>>151425250He still did nothing to warrant being left off of his first eligible ballot.
>>151425258t. zoomer who never watched Russ play in his primeRuss was better at his peak than Lamar, more accurate when playing against legit defenses. And her never quit on his during his peak.
>>151425185Hester is the best returner of all time. And like other anon said, Kuechly was plagued with injuries, but in his prime he was arguably better than Wagner
>>151425163>>151425122>>151425079Eagles had the #1 ranked O-line, the #2 ranked D-line, the best RB, and a top 3 WR in AJ Brown. Not to mention they had the 2nd best defense. Give Allen, Burrow, Herbert, or Lamar all those things and they'd be sitting on 3 rings.
>>151425315You're fucking retarded and I've been watching football longer than you
>>151425279faking multiple suicide attempts for attention and calling his QB a fag, yeah he did, it's just black privilege that all his fuck ups are ignored.
>>151425351t. Ravens fan since 2018
LaMeme is a bum who quit on his team, shouldnt even sniff the hall of fame
>>151425258>I'm 14 and I think peak Russell was his broncos runLol, 18 and over board zoom zoom
what wild animal would unironically make the best runningback, assuming it had enough intelligence to play properly?
>>151425345>Eagles had the #1 ranked O-line, the #2 ranked D-line, PFF is just meltzer stars for football nerds>the best RB, and a top 3 WR in AJ Brown. Lol, no.>Not to mention they had the 2nd best defense. How dare his team have a defense>Give Allen, Burrow, Herbert, or Lamar all those things and they'd be sitting on 3 rings.Lol no. Lamar had a great defense and Derrick Henry last year and shit the bed. Allen had Derrick Henry and Diggs and never made the orb.
>>151425389>>151425427Get off of my board, you retarded fucks.
>>151425454Hippos for sure they're gigantic, fast as fuck and impossible to bring down.
>>151425279He did less in the league than eli
>>151425258Wilson's "moonballs" were no joke, he was extremely accurate on deep balls in Xeattle and could drop dimes on the best DBs
>>151425454Is an horse a athlete?
>>1514254780Oooo, it's past some anons bedtime. He's getting cranky
did Jake Browning's whore gf get the ick from his play this year?
>>151425185He was unfortunate that he was on the ballot at a time when non-outside linebackers are viewed as the least useful position on defense. And I don't want to hear the "muh short career" defense when Megatron was first-ballot.
>>151425315>>151425488>>151425493I knew who Russell Wilson was, dumbasses. I've been around for his entire fucking career. He was not better than Lamar Jackson, that's all I'm saying.
>>151425567>He was not better than Lamar Jackson, that's all I'm saying.True, Wilson is a quitter, too.
>>151424613Surprised to see Olsen here. Kuechly is a lock for hof next year, always thought Greg was just hall of very good.
>>151425522she's already in flaccos dm's
>>151425454An elephant of course, 2nd a rhino maybe, 3rd like >>151425479 said Hippos
Welcome to Buffalo, Waddle
>>151425567You can think whatever you want but most people would choose prime Wilson over prime Lamar if they could pick between the two
>>151425602thats a veteran ball club right there
>>151425488Terrell Owens was literally 2nd or 3rd all time in every major receiving category when he was first eligible. He never did anything illegal. He wasn't a drug addict. Who gives a fuck if he was a diva when you're supposed to be evaluating what he did on the field. If you're going to exclude an all time great player because of your personal feelings, then you should not only not ever be allowed to have a vote, you deserve to have your skin removed and then be burned alive.
>49ers' Mac Jones to start for injured Brock Purdy; George Kittle back.Nice, we get to what Mac + Kittle can do. I'm way over Brock Turdy, what a mistake it's beginning to look like for paying that guy.
>>151425625God damn shame they didn't win an owl. So much talent
The NFL gods have tried their best to nerf Mahomes. He finally got Rashee Rice back but now lost his LT.
>>151425635This. He's literally a fucking top 3 receiver of all time.
>>151425567What is in Lamar's toolkit that seahawks russ lacked and what did he accomplish that Russ couldn't? All I can think of is a Joel Embid tier "it's his turn" mvp
What an absolute hell it is to be a Jets fan.
>>151424865where did he resign? was it a lucrative contract?
>>151425635>If you're going to exclude an all time great player because of your personal feelings, then you should not only not ever be allowed to have a voteHeh tell that to the voters in the MLB. Bunch of clowns
>>151424904well seeing as he grabbed his ribs after this and probably won't be at practice, I think it's because that 350lb individual fell on him
anyone have the webm of rogers sniffing something right before the final play?
>>151425662He's not above Jerry Rice, Larry Fitzgerald or Randy Moss. Let alone guys like Don Hutson or Raymond Berry
>>151425673Who's job does the Carolina reaper claim next week?
>>151425709Jerry RiceRandy MossTerrell Owens
>>151425709my dude, Marvin Harrison and Andre Johnson are in the HoF
>>151425673ship it
>>151424307>Peyton3:2 in the offs, with Tommy throwing pick with their last game on the line
>>151425635> He never did anything illegallmao what a low standard, he behaved like dogshit everywhere he went, pulled schemes like faking suicide for attention, kicked out of 109 locker rooms but it was always someone else's fault.
whyd they do it to us?
who is a bigger playoff fraud, Peyton Manning or Sohei Ohtani?
>>151425671Lamar was a better rusher. And no, he isn't just a mobile QB, he's historically elite when it comes to running with the football. A literal one man run game who forces defenses to fundamentally change their structure. Russell Wilson was a great scrambler but he never gave defense nightmares before the snap like Lamar did. Also, Lamar became a better passer than Wilson. He doesn't rely on a bunch of offscript moonballs and can actually play within the structure of an offense and consistently attack the middle of the field unlike Russ.
>>151425736Marvin Harrison had a better career than TO
>>151425766so he's the Bubba Wallace of NFL?
>>151425734Hear, hear!
>>151425787don't know about thatknow who did, Reggie Wayne, and he didn't make the Hall
>>151425766>lmao what a low standard,The HoF is filled with drug addicts and criminals, so not really.
>>151425815but Archie Manning wasn't a great man
>>151425804And this guy.
sex with Carlie Irsay status?
My favorite thing to do when I'm stressed out is drive around in GTA 5 and hit people riding motorcycles.
Friendly reminder that Troy Aikman was a first round ballot
>>151425849Anon, I...
>>151425849loving and missionary with deep eye contact
>>151425849I hit that ass all night
>>151425851Same, except for the GTA 5 part.
No matter what happens the rest of the year it can't be as bad as the previous few seasons
>>151425857as he should've been
>>151425766>109 locker rooms
>>151425781I appreciate you making the arguement but russ was more than a moonwalk Chuck artist his first 10 years. My point is that russ and Lamar are good comps and it would be hard to put one over the other, but I'd take the ring over the MVP if I really had to pick. Both also did their best work when paired with a elite power running back.
>>151425673Why would anybody be a jets fan really?>they are from my cityYou got Giants>I liked player XThey don't have any exciting players on offense in years>past successOne ring with Namath before your dad was born>I like their looksOne of the ugliest uniforms and logos in the league
>>151425716Neither the Dolphins nor Cowboys fired anyoneI think his reapin' days are over
>>151425903i don't even know what to make of the panthers right now
>>151425454come on manniggers
so many """""experts""""" in the media doubting my Bakey this weekwhen will they learn?
>>151425454The American Metropolitan Ape
>>151425654He’s transitioning, it’s an open secret>listened to kc area sports radio
>>151425934I think Russ was great, just not a better QB than Lamar.
>>151426006because, like the rams, they're barely winning games against sub .500 teams and this week they play a real team
>>151425864>>151425866WTF!
>>151426020>detoilet>goodthey just got dogwalked by a shitty queefs team
>>151426020>they're barely winning games against sub .500 teamsTheir last two wins are against teams that are a combined 8-4.
>>151426006Bucs are getting raped by the Loins
Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her
>>151426037They didn't beat Jalen and Nick thoughThey own your stupid asses now
>>151426037>including the record of the niners despite using a backup qb>implying the seahawks mean anythingKEK
is it true ben roethlisberger raped someone or was it another QB?
>>151426054t. Amy Adams-Slutgo file another lawsuit over the color blue
>>151426077you're thinking Mark Sanchez, and she was 17
>>151424326If Goff gets the Lions a Superbowl win, he'll be a Michigan hero and remembered far longer than Mahomes
>>151426117and stafford?
>>151426077He tried to get with Stromy Daniels, but got left knocking on her hotel room door like a simp
alright, which one of you creeps is writing fan fiction about the irsay sisters?
>>151425959They'd have a winning record if Bryce didn't look like the worst QB in history in the first half of every game. He played well the entire Cowboys game though so maybe things are trending in the right direction for him
>>151426140>Bryce didn't look like the worst QB in history in the first half of every gameTua exists
COOP HIS NAME IS BILL BELLICHICK SAYS HE WON 8 SUPERBOWLS WITH 2 DIFFERENT NFL TEAMS COOP, BUT HERES THE THING, 6 OF THOSE WERE WITH A GOAT NAMED TOM COOP, HOW CAN A MAN LIKE THAT ONLY HAVE 1 WIN WITH A COLLEGE PROGRAM, A MAN LIKE THAT COOP, HE MUST HAVE KILLED LAURA PALMER
what /cfb/ are we watching tonight, bros?
My berds are gonna get booty blasted by the fudge packers
>gaygay mcsharty
He said he’s a SkatteboShe said see ya lattebo
Ray Lewis would unironically pray to god and then absolutely heem every offensive player he saw
>>151426246It's slime time
>>151426265
>>151426200
>>151426273when is slime game?
I said it before, I’ll say it again, get a fucking huge center, like 6’7 350+ pounds, but with Down’s syndrome and play him on 4th and goal up to like 4th and 4 and let him use his retard strength to heem everybody to the inzone
i have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol
>>151426265i wonder if he prayed to god when he hid the gun one of his friends used in a murder
sounds like a fun experience for the teams. i hope the NFL plays some games in saudi arabia soon
>>151426394I'm 34 and I've only drank alcohol once in my entire life.
>>151426437>ronaldo >wrestlemainia >college bowl games >probably a couple NFL games soon i appreciate the crown prince being a patron of sports but it is kinda strange
>>151426394I'm practically married to it
>>151426449That sounds like heaven. Do you know how much money I could save by going back to having zero tolerance for alcohol?
i wish NFL social media was as wild as the NBA's
>>151426536i-i-is that male?
>>151426536i used to not like KD but hes fucking funny
>>151426536>I wish the nfl was even more black and retarded
>>151426394Shame. Mine is pretty healthy!
is the NFL fixed? how can this guy be this wide open after getting 22 targets for over a hundred yards.
My dog is getting fatter because all he does is sit near a window and wait for dogs to walk by and then barks at them once or twice, then goes to sleep. He's so fucking fat.
>>151426536the average NBA shitposter vs the average NFL shitposter who you got?
>>151426580stop fucking overfeeding him
>>151426580cute fat pupper
>>151426462They are desperately trying to kickstart a tourism economy because the combination of slavery and oil money has completely ruined their future prospects.
>>151426608is that the retard that automatically tries to spam steeler anime girl as the first post in every thread?
>>151426634>automatically*austically
>>151426627its too far away to get anything going i feel, literally the middle of nowhere even Dubai is too far out of the way to stay viable
How many INTs is he going to throw against the choofs?
>>1514266730. He will also throw for 333 yards and 3 touchdowns. Checkem.
>>151426389Good idea I said the same thing last season and use him as a versatile piece in those redzone plays as a TE. Use him in specifical teams to block FGs and in onside kick returns
>me watching another manager think himself to a loss
>>151426673hes due for a big game
>>151426608Is that fucking chrischan?
>>151426656Its pretty much their only option. They suffer from far too much brain drain to function as a service economy and extraction economies are an economic dead end.
>>151426673is the raiders backup QB that much worse than geno?
It's funny how everyone was for the tush push, then for some reason everyone has turned against it this year.
>>151426702Is this the thread?
>>151426580Post dog
>>151426047Injured secondary vs injured hideout, I haven't seen enough of the buccs to know of they have a defense but the lions can put up points ... but baker also keeps his teams in games.
Patty Cuckitini
>>151426729Everyone remembered how retarded and classless Eagles fans are. Also, it's kinda gay.
>>151426580feed him less food
>>151426673He got picked 3 times in the only raiders game I watched but 2/3 were elite DB plays. Idk he seemed above competent but didn't have playmaking wideouts
>>151426729The false starting every time is a new plot development
>>151426580100% your fault
rubenesque pupper
>Pablo Torre Finds OutI want Pablo Torre to find out what it's like to have his skull bashed in with a hammer.What would you like Pablo Torre to find out?
>>151426729It would be fine if the refs actually called it correctly. It has to be banned because it is used as an excuse to break the rules.
>>151426786they also line up in front of the center
Based tush push makin em seethe
fred warner is a top 5 hottest nfl player of all time
>>151426825its hurtful and destructive
>>151426521I stopped drinking when I had my first kid at 34 and moved to another state ... insomuch as I only drink on my yearly fishing trip and the once every 6 months i see my buddies. I don't miss it.
>>151426827he is pretty handsome
>>151426827Why are you gay
>>151426856i love a good short beard/stubble>>151426859i don't know
>>151426580Reduce his food by like 10% a week until you get to the amount needed to keep him at a healthy weight
>>151426887Why do you insist on bringing shame to your family and why have you not killed yourself?
>>151426917kwab
>>151426917kek I didn't know thatAnalytics killed the Browns just like the Mariners just now
>>151426925my family likes me and i like living
i dont have a problem with finooks so long as youre not pushy about it
>>151426970So was it your father or your uncle that molested you?
>>151426980OK
>>151426917Analytics focus is fucking gay and doesn't work in football because of the sample size.
>>151426987lay off. hes with me.
>>151426987neither i was never molested by anyone
>>151426980Yeah? Maybe you're a flambe.
>>151426917>stefanksi has two coy's>dumbbell has 0browns won
>>151426801the real issue is that refs don't want to stop the play for forward progress
>>151426952the mariners are 2 games away from the world series
>>151426825>>151426729funny how nuredditors out themselveswe call it bussy bump 'round these parts
>>151427058Jays gonna sweep
>>151427011Bullshit. We all know how the gays reproduce.
>>151427087Just imagine living in Toronto in 2025. It must be a nightmare.
>>151427000thank you for defending me from this buffoon
>>151426795Pablo is based for exposing JC Tretter and those other corrupt faggots in the NFLPA. Keep seething mutt
>>151426673Both quarterbacks are going to contract the flu and throw for five ints. The winning score will be a safety in the 4th quarter. 2-0
>>151426993>Analytics focus is fucking gay and doesn't work in football because of the sample size.Yeah, analytics in football have always been completely retarded. There is too small of a sample size and way too many variables that can't be accounted for. Baseball is the only sport analytics should be taken seriously in.
>>151427104how
>>151427155butt babies
>>151424287
>>151427105I live in Buffalo
>>151427155You were molested. Homosexuals are not born, they are made.
Eye Test™ make ya melty?
>>151427248Hey pal. Cool your jets here.
Is Rodgers waiting to retire to come out of the closet. Why hasn't he come out yet? Is he afraid of what his locker room would think about it?
>>151427155Mitosis.
>i hate gay people because they were…sexually abused as children
>>151427241Why is that cat obese?
>>151427314thats a hurtful and destructive comment
>>151427248but i was born
>>151427314Too much Coca Cola.
>>151427298Hunters are cowardly bitches. They need a gun to kill a brainless creature.
>>151427336you got some weird kiddy diddler hangups thats on you but this is a thread about football
>>151424904that lineman s/b shot
>>151427311that's why every effort needs to be made so they don't sexually abuse children. Instead our (((society))) encourages them to.
>>151427349It's been a long time since I took biology, but I think deer, elk, moose, and other ungulates have a brain.
>>151427345Got dang. What's his 3-cone?
>McSharty still hurtholy mother of KWAB
>>151424936he likes head-pats from taller men.
>>151427390Top secret, but check out another of our prospects.
>>151427311Would you trust a vampire?
>>151427384touch grass
>>151427415>>151427390
>>151427241Thankfully my cat self regulates his food. I just have to make sure he has food out constantly and he eats whenever he needs to.
>cat is slightly overweight>feed her the recommended amount of food on the bag for a 6 pound cat>never loses weight despite being 10 poundswhat's up with that
>>151426394I do to but I ended it. Had a seizure, ripped a nostril off my face the day after and spent a week in ICU hooked up to a benzo drip and mainlined Ativan every few hours. I'm happy now
Cats are superior pets than dogs.Simple as.
>>151427523Sure, if you're a loser.
Lotta brain worms ITT
>>151427523admit it, you're too lazy to walk a dog regularly so you got a pet that basically takes care of itself
>>151427523As a guy with both a cat and a dog I disagree, they are both pretty chill.
>>151427523I like cats and dogs. They are both kino animals
>>151427523i have a little munchkin pupper toohes like 12 years old though and only gets up and runs around when i just come home or when im cooking lol
Taco bell has a new burrito. It has hot cheetos in it. Might get one soon
>>151427597woa hopefully its better than that taki crap wendys had that stuff was gross
>>151427597taco bell isn't it worth it anymore to me. it's too expensive for the quality. i might as well spend another $2-3 and get something from tijuana flats
>>151427552>admit it, you're too lazy to walk a dogDogs have a higher IQ than cats, why is it they can't use a litter box like cats. They just want to go on walks so they trick stupid humans into walking them.
>>151427614Wendy's has fallen. I feel like sometime in the last 5 years they made some changes and now nothing is as good as it used to be.
*beep*beep*don't mind me, just the best gameday chips coming through
>>151426575The Steelers defense is the Deshaun Watson of defenses.
>>151427644i still like a daves burger and a cup of chili every once in the while but yeah its way too expensive >>151427635where i live its not bad price wise whataburger is the best dollar to quality ratio at least here
Is it pronounced Joe Flocko or Joe Flacko?
>>151427665The latter.>Flocko flocka flame
>>151426673He looks like Stephen A Smith escaping from Rikers Island.
>>151427614Unfortunately reviewbrah hasnt tried it yet so im going in blind. Will update if i end up getting it>>151427635Yeah it is too expensive. But the fucking artificial goy chemicals they put in there activate my neurons. Plus i need some sauce packets for my sauce packet drawer which currently stands empty.
>>151427654what does a cubano turned into a chip taste like? seems like something youd find in miami
>>151427654For me, it’s crab chips
>>151427680If someone ever did that to Mahomes in Arrowhead the fans are emptying the benches.
>>151427641My dog is trained to go to the bathroom on the pee pad if I'm not able to walk him for whatever reason.
>>151427680always loved how the lineman goes straight for alonzo and doesn’t even acknowledge the potential fumble
>>151427692mustardy with a bit of pickle with a pork-like taste. it's hard to describe
>>151427665Flack-oe
Excuse me, patrician taste coming through.
>>151427345he got game
>>151427680
>>151427775i don't buy these anymore because i literally can't help from eating the whole bag once i start
>>151427747that sounds real good>>151427775God i had some of those first thins recently its so good
>>151427892>woah travis, just because you used to date black women doesn't mean you get to use that word
dont mind me, just blowin out my ass hole with this
>>151427785>i do declare, that fucking hurt
>>151427892What a fucking dick. Can you imagine the outrage from all the swifties if someone did that to Kelce?
Gameplan < Go out there and slang that shit
>>151427914I fucking love those but I think they made them less spicy after the pandemic. Still great though
>>151427680>>151427735>always loved how the lineman goes straight for alonzo and doesn’t even acknowledge the potential fumble
>>151427726The day Mahomes gets heem'd like that man security is probably rushing on the field too
>>151427937I see you're a disciple of Grossman.
>>151428022The NFL has a severe lack of dudes. They got a lot of guys, but not a lot of dudes.
Is Flacco better than Joey Reddit??
>>151427937geno plz…
his name is jacory
>>151427937You know ball
Make way for the King
>>151428087>Ass on knees
>>151428022WRs get paid to catch, not paid to complain. Cork that sumbitch back, grip it and rip it. Go up and get it.
>>151428087I have never tasted this but just going by the simple flavoring ingredients depicted on the packaging I know this is the based flavor.
>>151428087that looks gross
>>151428183>simple flavoring ingredientsAll dressed is actually the opposite. It's all dressed as in all dressings. It combines ketchup, barbecue, salt and vinegar, and sour cream and onion.
I just think my Bucs are going to beat the Lions. I can feel it.
>>151428236>bucs in primetime against a good opponentAnon I dont know how to tell you this but manage your expectations
>>151428259this ain't the same old Bucs there's something about this team. they feel special
>>151428087a fuckin leaf
>>151428287We had Tom Brady for 3 years nigga
Bakey? Quakey.
>>151427680You guys won't stfu about Mahomes faking the sideline rush, but say nothing about Allen faking slides. I hope Allen gets heem'd doing it.
>>151428301yeah and that was like 3 years ago now
>>151428342Honestly? Based.
>>151425355Remember the curl ups press conference in the driveway? Kek
>>151428236>>151428259>>151428287We just saw how the Chiefs looked against the Lions. Let's do this. Whatever team does the best against the Lions receives the title of best team. The QB also becomes /nfl/'s MVP favorite.
>>151428436you dont speak for the rest of us muttlover
>>151428470Most anons would agree the Bucs, Lions, Chiefs, Packers, and Eagles are top 5 teams. So why not measure how the Chiefs and Bucs do against the Lions to see who is the best. Why are you so scared.
drinking alone and i'm laughing at the idea of purchasing a snuggie with the nfl logo on it, not my team's logo just the nfl logo. i can't find it online but i really really want one. i would wear it while watching football and hold a football in my lap
>>151428543nobody cares what you think, retard
>>151428546snuggies are a ripoff its just a robe you wear backwards
Man, I haven't posted here in what feels like forever. I think 4 years. I was the PFF guy, the guy who popularized the very real and awesome term guttyboy retard, the guy who hated(but was ultimately wrong about) Stafford, the guy who got Chiefs fans all hot and bothered by saying the Lions outplayed them. Lot of fun times writing giant walls of text with the boys.I'm married with a family now even though I was a jobless NEET when I posted here. I married into wealth so I never have to worry about money ever again. Genuinely can't believe people still post here with how shitty this website has become. I expected these threads to be a ghost town.Reminder that only a handful of people believed in Jared Goff the entire time and everyone else is a lame bandwagoner. Those people are me, JFFM/Roggie/Benjamin Holmes, and the King in the North shitposter.I wish I could shoot the shit and talk about football like old times, but I lost interest after Brady retired. Mahomes is such a lame gaywad by comparison that it isn't fun or exciting. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. Sneak is still a massively gay self-pitying homo and I enjoyed bullying him at every opportunity. Lastly, before I never come back here...>6. Bills
>>151428571All I hear is chicken noises. *bawk bawk bawk!*Chicken
>>151428573i know that's why it's so funny
>>151426158Yeah and they were losing to Tua untilBryce saw they were getting BTFO'd and decided to stop being shitReally he just needs to always think the team's getting trounced out there and he'll be elite lmao
>>151428575what
>>151428595i can see it like a big NFL logo
When your Buccaneers lose to the Lions I want you to leave /nfl/ and never return. Do not ever mention them in the same sentence as my Chiefs.
>>151428653like how rob lowe wears an nlf hat but a snuggie
>>151427775>break a tooth>raw and bloody mouth for 2 days afteryup, it's snackin time
>>151428714If pretzels break your teeth you should stop smoking meth.
>>151428706lol
>>151427775for a while my friends and i were all addicted to these things and first called them hmos (honey mustard and onion) which quickly became homos so we would drunkenly waddle to the gas station to buy some homos
*AHEM*
>>151427680I will always maintain that Alonso did nothing wrong here. Flaccie slid way too late.
>>151428575>>6. BillsWhat a flashback. Remember "Chiefs are legit dangerous"?
>>151428850now post their playoff passer ratings
>>151428775it would be so funny i'm really close to buying a custom one
>>151428575>Sneak is still a massively gay self-pitying homo and I enjoyed bullying him at every opportunity.I used to like Sneak and thought he was the only tripfag here who knew ball but then I started seeing him rank the Chiefs below the Lions after they dominated them by multiple possessions. I now see he's just baiting for (You)s.
>muttlover reduced to comparing the mutt to a guy that was playing DE on the panthers practice squad
>>151427597Update: I got the goyslop. It was actually pretty darn good. Worth 6.49 though? Probably not
>>151428941The webm spammer is a bucs fan and he's been getting uppity as of late so I have to humble him.>>151428884>now post their playoff passer ratingsBaker's sample size is too small, he's only played 5 games 4 of which were blowouts meaning he was statpadding in garbage time once the game was over.>2020 Wild Card vs PITSteelers were down 23-42.>2020 Divisional at KCChiefs were up 19-3 in the 3rd quarter.>2023 Wild Card vs PHIEagles were down 9-32 in the 4th quarter.>2023 Divisional at DETLions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter.
Miamibros…
>>151429015>>2023 Divisional at DET>Lions were up 31-17 in the 4th quarter.lmao you don't even know what you're talking about calling his garbage time statpadding. The Bucs had the game late in the 4th quarter 17-24 with a chance to drive down the field and tie the game and he threw an INT. Yes, he blew the game but he wasn't fucking statpadding in garbage time.
>>151429015>The webm spammer is a bucs fan and he's been getting uppity as of late so I have to humble him.you've accused everyone of being "the webm spammer"You have schizophrenia or some sort of bipolar disorder at the very least.
>>151429062please don't feed the schizo
what are you retards going on about this evening?
>>151429062You're down by 14 points with only 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter AND you only have 2 timeouts. If that's not statpadding I don't know what is. It really is just 2 minutes left since the Lions can just kneel down the clock.
>>151428949thanks ill try it
>>151428543Buccs would already be considered better than the Chiefs by that metric because all their players are injured.
I'll start respecting Patrick Mahomes when he wins a super bowl without his giga gorilla tight end
the webm spammer is a cardinals fani know it but i just cant prove it
Bengals legend Joe Flacco
it's statpadding because... IT JUST IS OKAY??
>>151429195Same but instead it's without the refs
>>151429216Browns legend Joe Flacco
>nfl schedules bengals vs ravens for thanksgiving>burrow's toe explodes and the bengals season is over>nobody wants to watch the bengals now>nfl forces browns to trade flacco to make them good again>thanksgiving ratings are savedprove me wrong
>his QB has thrown an interception this y-ACK!
>losing to the Panthers 30-0HAHAHAHAHAHA
>his QB doesnt have double digit INTs yet
>>151429062>>151429221Against the Steelers Baker was up 42-23 which is a 19 point difference. That's 3 possessions needed to catchup.Against the Chiefs he's down 19-3 which is a 16 point difference. He's down 2 possessions just to TIE the game.Against Eagles he was up 32-9 which is a 23 point difference. That game was over.This is why Baker's passer rating is so high, all of his playoffs except for one was a blowout where the defense eased up.
>>151429276Good on Gaylen for tackling the guy who caught the ball
>>151429269there are much better backups the bungos could’ve traded for but the owner is a kike
>>151429269Ravens are still dogshit thoughbeit
>>151429297>he's only had 1 qb this season
>>151429328they'll be less dogshit when lamar is back
>>151429192All teams are missing someone at this point, bringing injuries into it is silly. Chiefs were missing their WR1 and LT against the Lions. I don't want to hear any excuses from Bucs when they play the Lions who are also banged up.
>>151429328We have one of the best Head Coaches in the NFL John Harbaugh so he will save us because he's one of the best Head Coaches and can win with anyone because he's one of the best
>>151429206You can tell he's a bucs fan just from this reaction >>151428470. I didn't even say anything bad about his team yet that was his reaction since he's sensitive.
guys i figured it out, the webm spammer is a jets fani just cant prove it tho
I miss Brady. He was the heart and soul of this league. Seeing Flacco and Rodgers last night made me realize just how much we lost.
>>151429391>We have one of the best Head Coaches in the NFL John Harbaugh so he will save us because he's one of the best Head Coaches and can win with anyone>and can win with anyoneYour sarcastic post is why steelers fan need to shut their mouth about Mike Tomlin. He unironically can win with any QB. Other teams fall apart when they lose their starting QB.
>>151429463just wait until he suits up on sunday after geno throws his 20th int of the season
>>151429436I'll listen to your arguments for why that is but only if you conduct yourself like a lawyer and don't try to claim stolen valor from other fanbases
>>151429473>>151429463i watched a gronk interview recently and he said if Brady had a good oline he absolutely would be in there and honestly i believe it
>>151427552cats need """"enrichment"""" which means I have to play with her for 15 minutes every hour because she thinks she's too fucking good for all the toys I've bought her to entertain herself
>>151429506>we have to conduct ourselves like a lawyersdid that faggot seriously say this? jesus christ
>alright just a simple hand-ACK!
>>151429564big brain move would be that he purposely fumbled so the Bears get this false sense of confidence and end up missing the playoffs.
>>151429533i dont play that game my kot will sit just out of arms reach and meow for pets i just give up and she goes and rubs herself on my guitar amp until she fucks off lol
>>151429598too bad his glass knees will be inverted like Xavier Renegade Angel before he has the chance to get blown out in the wildcard by the seahawks
>>151429664lmao
remember when people thought jayden daniels was about to be a top 5 qb?
>>151429733Remember when people right now think Gayleb will be a Top 5 QB?
>>151429733People need to stop acting like beating the Loins makes you a good team.
>>151429760no one thinks thatquit crying commietard
latavious murray …whatever happened there
>>151429762
Cannot wait to see Gayleb get sacked 6-7 times vs the Saints while losing by a TD or more because he got too zesty after winning one game that was handed to him
>>151429801he's just too tiny to ever be taken seriouslyeven if he plays well you can't look like that can be a leader of men like a quarterback has to be
>>151429819that’s some cool fanfic but your team is literally UFL-tier soullesshow do you even get the courage to post on here
Buccaneer fans need to stop bothering the Chiefs and worry about their own team. The Falcons just bootyblast the Bills. Penix looks legit. Bucs free trip to the playoffs is over. They lose against the Lions and the Falcons will take the division.
I don't get itWhy do some players go all CTE and die at like 28 but Tom Brady plays until he's like 45
>>151429819>can't wait to see sacsfaggot
>>151429852yea but when he wins it's cute because he's smol, when he loses it's sad :(
>>151429887Counterpoint>black qbs
>>151429914he didn't get hit every single play like almost every other position did besides kickers
>>151429887ESPN: The Post
>>151429887I could not give less of a shit about the Kansas City Chiefs.
Imagine how stacked that Falcons team would be if they weren't paying Kirk Cousin 100M to sit on the bench.
>>151425638Fug I thought Purdy was playing. I got him off waivers on my fantasy team because Allen is on bye. Fuck the 9ers IRL anyways, it’s their fault they’re closing the amusement park because of the parking. I used to love Great America when I lived there
>>151429987this is a beautiful image
>>151429970How did Frank Gore play so long then
>>151430002Or imagine how stacked that team would be if they didn't waste a top 10 pick on a QB named penis
guys no one sneeze near jayden daniels his leg might fall off
>>151428065zesty
>>151430010No one cares about your gay ass fake football team faggot.
>>151430010Great America is jeeted to death now
>>151429914I affects everybody differently. Joe Montana had a million concussions and he still seems relatively normal despite the fact that he's pushing 70.
>>151430010Everybody i talk to claims to be sad that Great America is closing but none of them have been there in over a decade.
>having possession of the ball down 5 with 4:30 left is statpadding because... IT JUST IS OKAY???
>>151429987Good then tell your webm spamming schizo to leave our QB's name out of his mouth. Bucs superbowl window will be closed in a few years. Mike Evans is 32 and will be out of the league in 2 years.
>>151430010>>151430079Damn I blacked out for a split second on the Flight Deck previously known as Top Gun ride when I was a kid. Good times.>>151430070I care
>>151430079I’m not surprised. I still have fond memories there and I have friends who take their kids to the snoopy area. Sucks that they’re losing it.
>>151430162>he thinks mike evans is singlehandedly keeping the bucs contention window openholy shit you're retarded
>>151430141I haven’t been there in over a decade because I moved far away but I’m still sad. I think people just took it for granted and figured it would always be there.>>151430164Yeah it was great. I don’t think I blacked out but I lose my vision getting light headed
>>151429216>>151429259
>>151429733people are way to quick to crown young QBs, not everyone is mahomes or joey myspace
there should be more violence between the football players before during and after the football game
>>151430247Yes that's what happened to me. It was very brief. But it only happened once
>>151430223statmutt can't comprehend a quarterbacks not only winning but dominating while missing his RB1, WR1, WR2, WR3 and WR4
Remember when Eagles fans were saying they were the new dynasty and they were going for a 3peat.Now they've went into hiding and are worried about losing their division. Brady and Mahomes made it look easy but it's not. Hurts isn't HIM. 7 straight AFC championship games. 5 Superbowls. Put respect on real dynasties.
>>151430271hello Brian Branch
>>151430247I remember going to Sunnyvale to visit family when I was a kid and there was this mini golf place I always loved going to. It's probably closed now but I forgot the name. That place was my childhood, man
>>151430303hey whats up
>>151430282>>151430223Come see me next week once they lose to the Lions. I'll be here.
>>151430344>twerking for detoiletqueefsissies have hit a new low…
>Come see me next week once they lose to the Lions. I'll be here.
>>151430344Buccs have an actual excuse because they're the among the worst injured team in the league
>>151430282>while missing his RB1, WR1, WR2, WR3 and WR4So this will be your excuse once they lose? The Lions are missing players as well.
recycle >>151421236>>151421236>>151421236
>>151430404that post had nothing to do with the lions you retarded mutt
>>151430385It is canceled out. Lions' defensive room is injured and the Buc's offensive room is injured.
>>151430291>Remember when Eagles fans were saying they were the new dynasty and they were going for a 3peat.no
>>151430305Was it Golfland?
