Game #5 at T-Mobile ParkSeries is tied 2-2First pitch: 6:08 ET / 3:08 PT
Gaus bump day
>>151424362where is davis schneider arghhhh
>>151424382no spot for Schneider is a Luxury ProblemIKF and Gimi played very well last nightBarger was elite defensively Clement is now the Clemdog
lets go mariners. its a literal must win game
16C in Seattle or 62F
>>151424427>its a literal must win gameNot really, if they lose here they just need to win the two games at Toronto
>>151424500which they have zero chance of doing
>>151424412loperfido lurking toowould be cool to see him get some action
>>151424529Loperfido might replace Lukes if his knee gives out
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6721913/2025/10/16/mlb-playoffs-mariners-blue-jays-home-teams/
Mariners comeback incoming!
>>151424412ikf's hits were kind of flukey and he messed up a bunt
>>151424427can i fuck you
I could see the >memeiners winning today especially if Woo plays
It's joever for the tranimers
If the Jays win the series, they're gonna get CRUSHED by Los Angeles Dodgers. Dogers are the evil empire with their own All-Star team.
I need Canzone to step upIf he gets an RBI today, Mariners win. If not, they lose by 1
>>151424841what i need is suarez to somethingjesus fucking christ do anything
>>151424819gausman looks like the hunchback of notre dame from his profile side view.
>>151424855Naylor not undoing his good moments with equally bad retard moments would also be helpful
>>151424827los angeles dodgers of low scoring.blue jays will crush them.
>>151424879id re-sign naylor before suarez at this point
>>151424892Yankees are a terrible team that falls apart once any pressure is put upon them, like in the last World series. It just makes the Jays look better than they are. Dodgers will light it up in the World Series and smoke the Jays. 4-1.
my jays losing this series btw
>>151424914nah the jays could make them work, they are a bunch of over priced goons
>>151424914Dodgers will threepeatwhile beating AL East teams in every single one. First Yankees, then Blue Jays, and then Red Sox next season.
here we gooshould be 6-2 blue jays by the 3rd inning>t.mariners fan
lifelong baseball fan here
>>151424427lauren <3 tiktok ruined her chances of streaming yesterday
watthe roof is closed
>>151424427visually this looks like some good fuckmeat.
>>151425180too chilly
>>151424512Is that cary grant
playball
good, that faggot marlins fan isnt behind home plate again. or he isnt wearing his marlins jacket
We rooting for the jays?
its so over bros :(
>>151425230He's making the trip to Toronto, He posted about it on his twitter.
>>151425252of course fuck the mariners
on bryce millers cap>Isaiah 6:8>And I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for cus?” Then I said, “Here I am! Send me.”
welp this game is over
Vladdy figured em out
Vladimir
double d vladdy
roof but open winoows?why
Miller is pitching good
at least we got the pitch count up...
It genuinely makes me sick to see fat people play baseball. It's like watching homer simpson shake his fatfuck stomach.
>>151425422they're more active than you
>>151425422I love watching fat people play baseball
>>151425422fat players are kino
Blue Jays have won every game they failed to score in the first inning
>>151425180They are doing anything for a win
>>151425436Categorically false
>>151425436>>151425422Fat Fuck Kirk needs to lose weight. I think he'd be top tier with less fat and a better base runner.
Damn it Barger
>>151425437>>151425440fat fucks
Nice try Barger...
little doomp
consider catching the ball next time
D'oh
cal tried to steal his glove
Barger was up too late last night fucking twink bussy
DUDEBIG ASSLMAO
it's over
give up 2 runs if you want jays, we all know you need 5+ runs to win
ty umpie~~~
yeah we on today
internet is shitty tonight
UMPMVP
not even the best Jay
umpies are saving the Jays
>Switch 2 patchsoul>Nintendo patchsoulless
Umpgods mvp
I can't stop seeing gausman as travis from paris texas
easy game
>>151425532If youre trying to imply that a blue cardinal is better than a blue jay then you are a fat idiot
>>151425532They picked the kind that actually exists in toronto
>>151424338Feel like I'm being Mandela'd... could've sworn Strauss was an insurance company and not workwear
why did he reverse frame that
enjoying The Show?
>>151425555checkedand celine dion
nice to see naylor hustling that one out make em work for it
could you bring a sign to a game that said “The Only Mexican I Root For Is…” like that one for Canadians?
well vlad hit it against miller so that's something, maybe he won't throw a 2 hit gem this time
>>151425528>>151425490Barger made a really great play, it just didn't work out. Those are hard catches and he got very close.
The outcome of this game is already illegitimate. Robo umps NOW
>>151425555CHECKEDMatt Brash disrespected
>strike zone
THE ONLY JEW I ROOT FOR IS SANDY KOFAX
getting kind of sick of the new era commercial with tatis dancing around like a retard desu
Why does baseball still use this outdated 2-3-2 format???
too many doomers
LETS GO JAYS
>>151425578If your team were facing a team from Mexico City (e.g., the Padres), then sure.
>>151425495>Barger was up too late last night fucking twink bussyThe jays harbor a finook?
>>151425614Less flying = better baseball
>>151425606im sigma
>>151425614Come up with a better format then
>>151425614why? It works perfectly fine
I love science, nintendo and the mariners
>>151425616based
>>151425646>>151425637>>151425624Hockey and Basketball got it rightIt’s 2-2-1-1-1
>>151424338Why are the mariners shit
>>151425646it allows a situation where the lower seed team had more home games in the series
>>151425658It requires more delays for flying and baseball requires constant play to keep sharp
mariners are the only team more reddit than the cubs
That was cheeky erneh
madlad
great catch
>>151425658That's retarded
>>151425658Too much traveling
>>151425691No it is correct
>>151425680Blow gays have 3x more redditors than the M's
the braves are /our/ team
>>151425705thats only because they play in reddit the country
>>151425705Now do per capita
>>151425532Scrub Jay mogs both. Them cantankerous shits are a joy to have around always causing trouble but being very friendly to humans.
>>151425705only because it a whole country's teamlearn math before posting
Miller collapse imminent trust the plan WWG1WGA
>>151425720>>151425723Cope
cope with what?the mariners being the most reddit team?
Please bros.. what's the streaming site these days strikeout.im is busted
>>151425756mlb.tv
>>151425720Well since pajeets don't watch baseball, the mariners fanbase is probably bigger than the remaining white population in leafland
>>151425756honestly have no idea, my streams are all fucked and since i became a paypig i havent been able to lookmy advice is yandex "blue jays vs mariners free stream"
>>151425756mlbwebcast
>>151425756sportsurge dot net
>>151425762kek
SUAREZabout time
It's over
it's over, cg shutout from miller
Its so over
that ball got heemed
Suarez did something. Middle middle like the announcer said
soreass finally did something
doyers/memeners will be fun
And the Blue Jays fall behind again, we've seen this one before
mariners were up in the last 2 games too
It''s ovems
>>151425783>>151425790>>151425790witnessed
Fuck it, we're so it's just getting ever happens would be
blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!
Barger making amends
Test
barger makes every catch look like a struggle lol
Do the mariners even have american players
>>151425830that play was just what he needed
>>151425854dumper
Kevin Kikeman
>>151425854Caligula Rally
>>151425867WHOA
>>151425856yup
>>151425867Dude really?
>>151425867
>>151425867ok, let's not go there
Home Field Disadvantage is real...
>>151425867you Dodger fans got too comfortable with that word
>>151425867I'm glad somebody said the quiet part out loud
IKF
GIMENEZ ITS YOUR TIME
THE BIRD HAS AWOKEN
Coach interviews while play is live should be illegal
>>151425943this nigga doubles off ground balls
ill kms if gimi knocks this out
from hero to zero in the blink of an eye
shit...
uh oh is that bad
kwab
Double up bubble up
you absolute moroni
I'm pretty sure Gimenez was running the leaf blower in my back yard the other day.
>>151425905lol
Naylor has been awesome
kek yimmy
>>151425718reddit is literally an american website
Fuckin dickshit backwards double play
>>151425975when he knows how many outs there are
isaiah kinda-retarded
is naylor playing for canada in the wbc?
It's so over
>>151425988most likely yes
so its over
>>151425995nice
blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!
You fags are such doomers. 1-0 and Jays have consistently gotten a hit each inning. They just need to make connections.
why is john cena doing garbage bag commercials?
Wooooo is available via bullpen?
blow gays kek
>>151426010IKF was caught napping, you can't be that far off the base when Gimenez is hitting.
Why was IKF that far off the bag though?
I wish I could throw a splitter. Mine doesn’t dive with any bite, just kind of floats. My sinker is ok. I can’t throw a curve but can kind of throw a cutter. None of these can consistently be thrown for strikes too
>>151426023why not?It's money for nothing
>>151426024ric flair doesn't pitch in the MLB
>>151426035love that song
>>151426023Is there a more qualified person for the job?
>>151426010Jays can't hit Miller. He's from Seattle, so he has the genius loci of the entire northwest animating his divine arm
>>151426032probably need a higher release point
>>151426040duke droese
Why is Gausmann's nose shaped like that?
>>151425995If we can't have Vlad...
>>151426041Barger is from Bellevue, but he can't channel that local boy power. >>151426062You have Naylor and Freeman, you're fine.
>>151426061cool it with the antisementism
>>151426001reddit tier wedding ring
Gausman could use a huge line of coke off Raleighs butt cheek
>>151426076What does this even mean
Hit a dinger!
>>151426076You're gay for even noticing tbqh
>>151426085found the redditor
>Big slumper
>>151426100sensible chuckle
>>151426068That's cause his chakras are clogged with cum
I think I would of struck out too.
I don’t understand my wife. We get along but I don’t get her, you know?
Nice inning for our gentile pitcher Gausman
just pretend miller is a cy young candidate
>>151426112does she get you?
>>151426061his hobby is clipping coins
>>151426134Not much to get, I think I’m retarded
>memeiners>>151426112I don't understand anyone
already 50 pitches wtf
>>151426076That's not a wedding ring. It's clearly their right hand.
I finally won and so can you, Mariners.
>>151426132he's not?
>>151426137hmm
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP NUMBER SIXTY FOU-ACK!
zoe saldana is beautiful
SAVE US VLADDY
>>151426085>>151426093>>151426148baited this response
UH OH
>>151426161can I help you sir?
PUSSY PITCHPUSSY PITCH
LUCAS
please bros just fucking do it
>as they glaze Lukes he gets a hitkino
>>151426179I love McDowell’s
i dont feel so good
are blue jays the fattest team in mlb?
I feel good
Kirk pls
who are black people rooting for in this series?
Uh ooooooh
Bases loaded no outs
>>151426201you now remember vogelbach
Double play
BASES JUICED
miller's time is running out lol
>>151426201not anymore
is Kirk getting even fatter?
please no hecking nobletigers
>millel
uhhhh
>>151426201oui oui poutine
>bases loaded>no outsoh boy
Oh uh
Take the easy fly out to tie it up.>>151426146Grinding down pitches is also something the Jays intentionally do.
bases loadedand 0 outs(zero outs)
Force at home
AT LEAST 6 RUNS
Digits and grand slam
Kirk’s strike zone is just unfair fucking midget
BASES LOADED
>>151426213you now remember Vladdy's mentor, Rowdy
GOD IM ALMOST THERE CMON VARSHOW
The Blue Jays? They're my favorite team in the MLB of course.
D A V I D SNYDER
>>151426206the one on the right looks like a slightly less manly version of me and i wish you wouldn't repost this.
>>151426191trading places > coming to america
GRANDSLAM
Joe Davis is a faggot.
its over
holy shit
nobletiger incoming
>>151426259varshow strikes out...
D A L T O N VARSHALL
>>1514262062 3 1 4
will be so funny if jays cant win at home
>>151426281Triple play
>>151426264Agreedhttps://youtu.be/rZ9ULItwPCU?si=XWi_osoc4BhCZGv-
varshover
GIDP incoming
swinging at thatcould you imagine
WEW
what the FUCK
>>151426300fuck
>NOBLETIGERWTF Ernie...
kek
Clement has been great
LMAO
Lol eat shit leafs
Kek, didn't even sweat it.
FUCK
NOBLETIGERKINO
uh oh
R I S P IPSPS
NOBLETIGER HAHAHAHa
Crazy how most of these players are older zoomers but they're sporting these moustaches that's associated with guys from the 70s. Moustaches really fell otu fo fashion in the 90s to 00s.
LMAO nobletiger
I've never seen a hit do that
NOBLETIGER!!!!!!!!
uhh wut?
>blow gays
Holy shit
I wasn't going to post today because it's fucking over but that meme dp kwab
NOBLETIGER
life is cruel and unforgiving
I’m being forced to watch Halloween awards
Holy fuck that was shit
blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!blowgaydoo 'em!vblowgaydoo 'em!
OOF
>>151426259Is this sloppa?
>a 2 inch tapperWhat did he mean by this?
>>151426328You're out of touch unc, porn staches are back in style
You’re supposed to hand out mustache rides but not like that, Seattle
>>151426328im just waiting for mutton chops to come back
Holy RISPiesJays following our example I see
Ridiculous.
>>151426244Iwata-san...
>>151426328it had a brief resurgence amongst hipsters in the late 00s but that was more ironic. Now they just wear it.
>>151426354holy kek
>>151426333>Noooooooo, you're not allowed to say the term, NOBLETIGER! It's a Reddit term. >:(
>>151426354It went directly downwards and died lol
>>151426328I've been sporting a tache for the past couple of years. They're back baby.
Jays need a saviour
>>151426328when millennials started growing beards, it was seen as just as weird as this
>>151426354How the fuck?
>>151426264Imagine... being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it
that was sorcery
Naylor slap!
why must you be so bad
>>151426397Keep seething and go back to Basedjak.
fuckin blue Jays moment if I've ever seen one
Lukes prevented the double
how was that 2 outs??
>>151426392I read the whole thing
Imagine Mariners load bases and leave them stranded too.
>>151426328I'm from Kilgore, didn't know he was from these parts
>>151426408
>>151426418Catcher tagged home before throwing to first
>>151426418Force at home, and first.
>>151426421It's an golden oldie
What a wet fart of a game
jays absolutely spilling spaghetti
>>151426431>>151426432oh ok i get it now>t.retarded
god hates canada
>>151426429Do you even type?
whew Kirk just framed that pitch like 2 feet into the zone and umpie got snookered
>>151426450wrong
Neither of these teams look capable of beating the Dodgers, which really bums me out
I feel like this series is going 7, these teams are very close.
>>151426392the copypasta is funny but jlc was in her prime milf stage during true lies and we eventually saw what arnie was actually fucking on the side
>>151426381I HAATE Millennial bushy beards. Look at Randy Arozarena, that's a GOOD beautiful beard.
>>151426473after the first 2 games the blue jays didnt seem capable of beating the mariners but here we are
why does the umpie have that marines trident on his chest protector?
>>151426479nice tummy
>>151426450And who could blame him?
mariners tried
>>151426468Why was he leaning into the girl like that lmfao
>>151426328Mustaches fell out of fashion because of that one gay black faggot singer
>>151426479Fuckin gross
>>151426488*stomp**clap*HEY
>>151426452
>>151426438>>151426435Yee of little faith. Trust the plan.>grind the pitcher down>consistently getting hits >miller is going to be replaced soon>only down by 1>consistently keeping the Mariners from scoring
Get him in the lineup.
>>151426473kek poodrepaco
>>151426328fashion is cyclical. bitches wearing huge glasses was a thing back then too and look what theyre doing now.
>>151426505low test post
>>151426392Id fuck Laurie Strode
>>151426523high test post
>>151426506I like Stomp Clap Hey music and I am tired of pretending I dontIt will be popular again in a few years because that's what always happens
ahhh it was a force out at first and at homedidnt understand why that was a dp
>>151426514kek they really do be like that
>>151426519>>151426523Never roid.
>>151426523Is it true...?
>batters box is basically mud R I G G E D
Born down in a dead man’s townThe first kick I took was when I hit the groundYou end up like a dog that’s been beat too muchTill you spend half your life just covering upBorn in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A.I was born in the U.S.A., born in the U.S.A.Got in a little hometown jamSo they put a rifle in my handSent me off to a foreign landTo go and kill the yellow manBorn in the U.S.A....Come back home to the refineryHiring man said “Son if it was up to me”Went down to see my V.A. manHe said “Son, don’t you understand”I had a brother at Khe SahnFighting off the Viet CongThey’re still there, he’s all goneHe had a woman he loved in SaigonI got a picture of him in her arms nowDown in the shadow of the penitentiaryOut by the gas fires of the refineryI’m ten years burning down the roadNowhere to run ain’t got nowhere to goBorn in the U.S.A., I was born in the U.S.A.Born in the U.S.A., I’m a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.Born in the U.S.A., Born in the U.S.A.Born in the U.S.A., I’m a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.
>>151426479Great example of a butter face. Great body, horrible man face.
the blue jays are so fucking luckythey hit the balls so weakly but they always land where nobody is. wtf
How shook are the mariners right now
>le mound visit
Dan what the fuck.
>taking out Bryce MillerWhy though? He has devil magic on against the Jays
>its another dan wilson episode
>taking out the jays killeruhh?
>>151426566absolutely mindbroken
The BABIP luck differential in this series is fucking hilarious
LOL GET READY SIRS
>>151426468i hate that faggot so much it hurts
>>151426568>>151426569>>151426570
>>151426563So current Mariners fans have no idea who Ichiro is?
Wow the mariners "pitcher" got ya-doinked after only 4.0 innings...
What the fuck
>>151426563Couple seasons back they were all trying to hit homers and they kept getting fly outs then they hired that new pitching coach. New coach told them to stop that, and to just get the ball in play.
>>151426544'fraid so
>>151426558olivia ponton
That pitching change is the baseball equivalent of premature ejaculation.
>>151426592>So current Mariners fans have no idea who Ichiro is?ichiro is a mexican dessert
>>151426599not necessarily, popkins has said his only focus is helping each guy do what they're best at
>>151426568>>151426570
Dan wilson thinks IKF is a threat
Why do they keep doing this? What is Dan thinking when he pulls a pitcher who's pitched 4 scoreless innings?
>>151426592ichiro steered the ball to where he wanted it to go. the blue jays are doing nothing of the sort. they are just making contact (weakly i might add)
where have i seen the chick from the AT&T ad before?
>bullpen alreadybut why
IKF man...
ichiro lowkey wasnt good
i dont think ikf is a bunter
>>151426605Reminds me of when Schneider pulled Berrios.
dan wilson is a fucking spud
>>151426642He wasn't good, he was great.
Lifelong Mariners fan here, who the fuck is this ichiro guy?
>>151426642>.311 lifetime>3k hits>wasnt good
>>1514266684K hits, if you count his 1K hits in the Japanese league.
eat churros guy
Tie game
SPRINGOAT
>be asian>name is literally "numba wan son"
Great move Dan.
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
good thing wilson took miller outfucking stupid fuck
IT BEGINS
I thought that was out
Uh oh
matt brash has a better era than miller, you gotta take em out there, better era = pull the pitchersimple as
>jays cunny
ANALYTICS STRIKE AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>stopping to watch a doubleHoly cringe
boy george my eternal goat
This happens every time they pull the starting pitcher who has gotten in a rhythm. At least one run is scored. So it begs the question, why keep doing it?
>>1514266716k hits if you count his childhood
I hate analytics so fucking much it's unreal
oh kek`
̶d̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶DOUBLE
ANALytics again.
>>151426696Muh analytics.
>>151426701i love sophie turner
>>151426703Analytics!!!!
>>151426703analytics says so
>>151426710>I hate analytics so fucking much it's unrealJays intentional strategy to grind the pitchers down by making them throw a lot of pitches so they get taken out of the game early.
the real MVP
>>151426703the starter would be as bad or worse
>>151426728>>151426725Total spreadsheet death
he's cheating!
That was rather brash of him
Oh the fruits of Dan's brilliant management.
>>151426733just get a lot of hits, load the bases, fail to score with risp, amazing!
teams need to stop being faggots
>WALK
MY goat
>analytics sucks!meanwhile>your brain subconsciously does analytics
why doesn't he have to come set before the pitch?
>trash
>miller can't stop giving up leadoff doubles>duh why did you pull him he had a perfect game going!!
baddimir guerrero jr
Respect walk
Jaystros
if m's lose in 6 dan needs to be fired
>>151426264>>151426479Her mother, Janet Leigh, was in Angels in the Outfield (1951).
they gonna walk vlad just to not let him hit
Thank you springoat
>>151426756Gut Analytics>Math Analytics
This is so fucking gay, we need some kind of solution to this analytics problem. It's ruining more than one sport
>>151426748You either score or you at least grind the pitcher down. Just don't go down easy and make the pitcher throw a lot of pitches. You are getting an edge either way. Yes, I woiudl have preferred they got a fly out with those bases loaded to get a 1-1 tie at least, but it's working out.Miller had the Jays number, and was keeping them down. Taking him out was a HUGE mistake and it's gonna pay off.ITBEGISN
Pulling the starter was brash deciaion
>>151426753what about when he cheated with the trashtros
>ball>ball>ball>ball
Dan Wilson is so incompetent it almost seems like his retarded decisions are intentional in order to sabotage the team
woof Vladdy wtf
>>151426762Based. I always root for the stros when my jays aren’t playing in october.
lmao what was that swing
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brash Tactics
fattyqueer...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVER
>>151426799nintendo reddits bragging after blowing the lead this inning oh my kek
Bold and Brash
not much of a guerrero there ha
>>151426807sharteezy
B̶L̶U̶E̶ ̶J̶A̶Y̶S̶ ̶T̶A̶K̶E̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶L̶E̶A̶D̶fuck
>>151426826>>151426826>>151426826NEXT
>>151426824h-how
>>151426824Trust the plan. Mariners not exactly looking hot and are just hanging on.
How many innings, /alcs/?
>>151426830 ̷f̷i̷g̷u̷r̷e̷ ̷i̷t̷ ̷o̷u̷t̷ ̷b̷u̷d̷
>>151426785if you're not cheating you're not trying, all the big teams did it but the 'stros did it better
>>151426563that's as silly as saying Steph Curry is just lucky
