>Lap:#8160>Countdown to Buc-ees 500 GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151422978>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+12)NOR: 314 (+15)VER: 273 (+18)RUS: 237 (+25)LEC: 173 (+8)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+27)Mercedes: 325 (+35)Ferrari: 298 (+12)Red Bull RBPT: 290 (+18)Williams Mercedes: 102 (+1)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:Sprint VER NOR PIA HULLando will win WDC in the end anyway so dont worry
amd amx
>max (spring) podiumRekt
America next
lets be honest max isnt winning it
horrible edition, off yourself goblin glazer
why is hamilton better than chuck now
>>151425848He quite literally is not.
>>151425843>max isnt winning itWho decided that?
>>151425863fiAMG long ago crazy captcha tho
>1.217127719E+48 plank seconds until vrooms
>>151425806I totally get what women like in lekek ordanric, but fuckin Lando, this is a bit of an enigma for me. So far my observation is, that high number of Landofags are women who were unpopular/shy/ugly/etc... in their teens so they missed out in fucking with young guys so they have this pseudo fetish towards lads who clearly lack T and look like some overgrown kids
>>151425843Keep coping. McLaren are going to fumble the wdc because they're too busy fighting each and crumbling under the pressure of verstappen breathing down their necks.
>>151425848He’s been quietly improving race by race this second half of the season. Prime Hamilton would’ve raped Lecrec no doubts
>>151425863facing downwards, head down, averting gazea beta bodylanguage, not wdc material
Max WILL win.
>>>151425848>Prime Hamilton would’ve raped Lecrec no doubtsYea, probably. But what about his race performance?
>>151425898That would be F1 Movie tier of kino[spoiler]But its not gonna happen.[/spoiler]
>>151425893piss tree is autismo but lando in't, that's all
>>151425899thats the best outfit i've seen hamilton wear
America nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d-uMtYkf6w
>>151425919>his raceWe aren't allowed to talk about that here, anon. #2ndracism
>>151425916
>>151425913>not wdc material
>>151425913facing wherever he wants, disregards camera jew, directed gazea chad body language, wdc material
>>151425883>1.217127719E+48 plank seconds until vrooms>plank seconds>plank
>>151425970basiert
>>151425974>based Planck name knowerF1 related because Planck length is the ideal unit to measure Lulu's willy
America nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofEm7LOgBvs
>>151426017
>VER NOR PIA for the rest of the season and Max wins the title by 3 pointsAre you ready?
>>151425925He always kills it whenever he dresses in “normal” fits
>>151426051FACT: both nozyzz and piss3 wil score no points at a least one more GP
>>151426067>fitsgay
>>151426019IDK how he even did the conversion without noticing the mistake.>>151425482>>151425513He's currently 63 points behind Piastri while Lando is 22 points behind Piastri.The average finishing order needs to be:Max, Lando (-7/round), Piastri (-10/round) for him to win, it's possible but extremely difficult.When adjusted for the modern points system the largest comebacks were:Hunt 97 (23) with 7 rounds remaining, although this did require Lauda to nearly die, withdraw from 2 rounds, then retire in the final race.Raikkonen 72 (26) with 10 rounds remaining, although this required a different McLaren inter-team battle to devolve into a spying debacle.Surtees 56 (15) with 6 rounds remaining.Max's largest comeback so far was 2022 (46 points) so if he does actually manage this -104 point overhaul then it would blow it and the current record out of the water.
Why is Oscar so slow?
>>151426139Papaya rules
>>151426139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDhpYWbLZok
Max. Is. Going. To. Do. It.
>>151426089Nothing gay about appreciating the act of dressing well
>>151426091I should add, the McLaren team battle is helping him slightly right now but if Lando and Oscar do end up crashing each other out at least once then I'd say his chances go from 20-50% up to like 40-70%.
>>151426175the footwear does not suit the rest of the mid outfit. she should take a note from Lewis Hamilton (fashion icon)
i love max so much it's unreal
>>151426175>Zoia Mossournice to see cultured fellows in this dump
>>151426139They gave him the "upgrade" of not having the cheat brakes anymore.
>>151426271makes you want to hug him dunnit
so yall are just cool with relenting?
Pee ass tree 4 tenths behind Verstappen, kwab.
>>151426227Stop criticizing women’s outfits you queer!
>>151426175I'm certain she'd look better without those clothes.
>>151426401
We shall go on to the endWe shall fight in FranceWe shall fight over the seas and oceansWe shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the airWe shall defend our island whatever the cost may beWe shall fight on beaches, we shall fight on the landing groundsWe shall fight in the fields and in the streetsWe shall fight on the hillsWe shall never surrender!
>>151426289She’s been my waifu since forever>>151426419Nothing better than nature’s official fit, indeed
Fuck chinks and fuck mexicans
>>151426595Why is he such a chud /f1/?
>>151426609cuz he a BITCH
>>151426595i would if they have big tits and a nice gropable ass, no fat shit. thanks.
>>151426139
judge a book by its cover, that's what I've learned when visiting Japan (high-trust society, the cleanest and safest place ever)and it makes sense, in Huezil I go outside and see all those tattooed whores and faggots who look and dress like criminals because it's trendy, then I look at the average IQ and it all makes sense.
>>151426595>176cm
>>151426651>go on holiday>no Moroccans>happy>come home>Moroccans>sad>watch Formula 1>no Moroccans>but lots of semen>sort of happy
>>151426651Relation to F1?
>>151425840>fake ass>messy hair in publicYes very American indeed.
>>151426677they're discussing "fit" here, how people in the paddock (f1 drivers) and other creatures (hamilton) dress
>>151426693Oh right lel
>>151426686>fake assUnless she got thigh and back implants, unlikely.
>>151426651This post deserves 2 TRVKES>captcha: SH4KJP
>>151426651At least Brasil has sexier females.
>>151426779pic rel
>>151426804tr*nnies disgust me
>>151426804
>>151426804same head shape as alonso
>>151426804Bad implants
>>151426595based and totally not gay bulking session
>>151426841>>151426846>>151426889>>151426929Perhaps you'd prefer this Brazilian female?
Of course the "Canadian" has and posts a wealth of Brazilian trannies.I wonder how many f1 related images and talking points he has beyond spamming "medshitter" every chance he gets.
That's the goyslop girl (who is F1 related btw), you just outed yourself as a newfag.
>>151426779Doesn't Brazil have the highest amount of plastic in their females, compared to other (non-Korean) countries?
Whats the script for Sunday and who is directing this one?
>>151426986no doubt in my mine that the "medshitter" canuck and the shitzerland twink obsesser are both jeets under a vpn or living there invading the country like the roaches they arejeets could be herei hate pajeets
>>151426804>she chopped it off
>>151427126its max all the way until abu dhabi now m8
USA/Texas Next
>>151427255>colt-1911.png>it's actually a Remington 1911lol, STUPID man.
Thanks Jamaicanon. Will listen to Bob Marley tonight in your honour.
Thanks Jamaicanon. Will watch this tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0fmm_swcQ in your honour.
>>151427574Why is red/white/blue such an overused colour scheme for flags? If it was just the former British Empire being boring as fuck that would be one thing. But it's France's flag as well. And Russia's. Croatia's. Czechia's. Slovakia's. North Korea's. Laos'. Cambodia's. DomRep's. Thailand's. Norway's. Panama's. Paragay's. Chile's.I guess Luxembourg gets a pass for making it light blue.But, seriously, it's the Tilkedrome of vexillology. How can anyone take pride in having a r/w/b flag?
>>151425806It's up.https://youtu.be/R2MD1D-X5m8?si=P9PAonaPLikGXwTS
>>151427849White for peaceBlue for allegiance to IsraelRed for McDonalds
Norris need to Out of Points ONCE for max to have a shot for WDCPiastri need to Out of Points TWICE for Max to have a shot for WDCIts impossible. And y'all is delusional
>i wish i could better manipulate things with my handsthe humble opposable thumb:
oliver bearman anal bleed
>>151428113Best realistic outcome, really, is for Max to get so close to Pissastri that McLaren cannot afford to keep giving Norris preferential treatment and sabotaging PS3.
>>151427904that guy is a grifter
>>151427849Well Texas was once Poland territory in the who gives a fuckth century hence the white on top of the red resembling the Polish flag, then the Texans won independence from the Pollacks and became it's own nation for roughly a decade before the United States annexed their country to become a state, so they added a navy blue vertical strip to the flag with a Lone Star centered in the blue part to resemble the American flag in a way to symbolize that Texas was once it's own country. trust me
>>151428113>Piastri need to Out of Points TWICE for Max to have a shot for WDCMy graph says that VER NOR PIA for the rest of the season wins Max the title by 3 points, so you are wrong.
>>151428324But that means you're counting on Piastri fucking up every single time, and, more notably, Norris fucking up enough not to win, while also not fucking up quite enough to fall behind his teammate.
>>151428292What the fuck are you smoking, Poltards never touched Texas. It was predominantly Spainards and some Germans and a little bit of the French if we're talking about Euros. It was an extension to Mexico, hence the Spanish speaking population being the second de-facto official language in the state.Fuck you are dumb.
>>151428392>you're counting on Piastri fucking up every single timeAfter his Baku performance I'm not ruling anything out.>Norris fucking up enoughA safe bet.
sexo de armas
>>151428447>A safe bet.And what about the>also not fucking up quite enoughpart?
Loser, Japan
>>151428537It's just a sprint, and it really wasn't his fault this time.
>>151428537Yugi sisters...
>>151428529I'm not pretending the chance is anything moderately high, it's still slim and a DNF here or there for mclel is probably what will be needed, but there's outcomes that mean the chance isn't as remote as people seem to want to make it out to be. All we can do is wait and see how it plays out.Heaven forbid anyone theorises a way to make this semen slurping season interesting. I personally don't care to see either of these papaya cunts carried to a title.
>>151428213Watch as Norris gets ahead of PS3 by one point, and McLel suddenly decide now is a good time to implement team orders to hold off Verstappen.
>sprint
penis
>>151428412Bruh... he's clearly joking.
>>151428998Panis, anon. His name is Panis.
>>151427849>>151427849Red for rothschildWhite for the foreskin of baby Jesusblue for the Saturn worship
>>151428566You're right, it's Lawsons fault, and that's a good thing.
it's pretty obvious that somebody on the grid will have to do the needful and dnf both mclarens at least once for amx to have a real chance at the wdc
>>151429071This is why mclel are trying to pander to Oscar because of the Singapore contact. They don't want this to be achieved through infighting.
>>151429030do you expect him to understand?hes from texas
>>151428537>tf>tp
>>151429100It will happen tomorrow and they will be out of the qualy for the raceKEK WILLS IT
>>151428566It would be nice if Tsunoda could perform in a way where it isn't necessary to explain why it isn't his fault in 95% of the races.
>>151429071角田くん、頼むぞ。
>>151429194^田house
>>151429155He did pretty good at baku.Guess he forgot how to do that, however.Though also, in his defence, sprint qualifying was a fucking mess.
>>151429220侖
>>151429244capitalist pigdog takes windows from the needy
>>151429265く田oh no roof fell off
>>151429317truly is america next
>>151429231Yeah, that was most of the 5% I was thinking about. >sprint qualifying was a fucking mess.Sure, but dropping out in Q1 also fits somebody who's 2nd best result was a 9th place and has only been in the points in 5 out of 18 races this season.
>corroded iem cable finally shit the bed>switch to basic bitch earbuds>its all bassholy shit do the normals live like this?f1 related because drivers use iems
>>151429265>takes windows from the needyThe needy can use Linux.
>>151429112No i'm not, you fuck, i just hate how our education system made the fellow countrymen stupid and he's no exception. He's the same retard who said Louisiana was taken over by the Romanians when it was infact the French. He a stupid revisionist faggot that likes to gaslight.
Isn't it demoralizing to be in the fastest car, being a professional racecar driver being paid millions to drive in the most popular race series, and still get defeated every fucking weekend by a guy who's just objectively better and more successful even tho he's older and drives a slower car?It MUST be, right? "that fucking max again seriously"it has to take a hit on your mentals
so nasty i broke out the over the ears>>151429665>doesnt remember the romanian occupation of louisianawhy do you think its called the holy trinity you fool?
woah buddy
>lelrec got frenzoned todayit's over
>distant gunshot sound is heard coming out of tifosi headquarters
>Max only needs to win every race since monza>and all the sprints>ps3 needs to shart himself>all is happening right nowhow much shit is in ps3 and landos pants right now?
>>151429858
>>151429768
>>151429525>holy shit do the normals live like this?Purely socioeconomic factors
Is it sociopathic to have zero desire for emotional intimacy? F1 related
>>151430397is this climate? neh
>>151430265no because chyna iems are like $12 and are so much cleaner than earbud slopits going to take like 3 fucking weeks to get the cable ffs
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
>>151430397>he doesn't want thisermmm gay aleart!?
>>151430397if you want to keep your soul intact, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrLKdMXhwv0
>>151430692whats the big mushroom shadow covering her face?
*hears your gay thoughts from across the room*
>>151430714Probably some sort of new broom with a wonderful carving pattern.
Question to americansYour candy always have a weird medicine-y taste/smellWhy is that
>>151430828Another exampleYour starburst cherries are fucking off
>>151430736
>>151430471Not really unreasonable overall.Bar the "buff" liberal one.
post >yfw ferrari will never win anything ever again
>>151430828>>151430938Genuinely don't know what you mean, but there's a strong chance it has to do with ingredients that are/aren't banned depending on the region.Titanium dioxide is banned in the EU but not in the US & Canada so skittles here still include them.>>1514309846 figure salary literally removes like 90% of the population.
>>151431047DunnoTheres a weird medicine-y taste, can't explain itvery weird
>>151430984>Not really unreasonable overall.>6 figure salary>for that
>women when they mention 6 figure salarylol
Holy fucking shit
>>151429909ps3 is about to channel his inner ricciardo
>>151431163thats the captcha for when you misbehave
I make six figures ($1 038,37)
>>151431199checked
>>151430985
I make six figures:Q⟟
Same.
>>151431163americans must be made to work harder for their 4chan postsnot required btw
>>151431309tf there were supposed to be six figures there not only two
>>151431309>>151431346just go to bed
>>151427014>go university to learn feminist gender studies>ends up in the kitchen anywayLike pottery.
>>151431525The night is still young
>>151428537HULK bodiums
>>151431579but you aren't now sleep.
>>151431620And that’s a good thing
>>151431652old ass bitch
>>151428537
>>151432091what is this? the delta between pole and 2nd?
>>151432155Max's delta specifically.I noticed it after Miami that when he managed to get pole it was almost always by an extremely small margin and aside from Azerbaijan where both McLarens fucked up their lap that has remained true.
>>151431263Are they twins?
>>151426651>(high-trust society, being afraid of the law bc youre being watched 24/7>the cleanest and safest place ever)dirty fucking streets with homeless camps not shown to keep the facade yuki would be ashamed of this dishonest take. yuki you fucking jobber even mr marko has given up on you
>>151432337Literally none of what you just said is true. Apart from Yuki being a jobberAnd goddamn man>tf>tp
AI literaly interfering with my work right now. Before AI i only jerked off once per day, now its 3 or 4 times per day.
>>151432632why are you jerking off at work
>>151432655>why*whoHe works for brazzers
if not single serving why beef in single serving can?
>>151426686based retard
>>151430471Oh darn, I'm only 5'10".
>>151432632resist the demons, anon. the robots are using them to castrate us.
>...and I'd almost understand if he wrote it way before he got famous, but what's the point about wishing you were a rockstar living in Beverly Hills when you're already a roackstar living in Santa Moni->Uhhh Matt? The Engine?>I got rid of it. It’s like you carbabbies never even heard the words “weight reduction” in your lives I swear…
>>151432337die slow
migg only needed a little more time
>>151432632>coworker just interfered with my jerking off at WorkIts over
>>151433193Im already a demon
>>151433006did you get bullied at school for being short
>>151433751aussies dont bulliwe rape
>>151433789Did you get raped at school for being short?
>>151433864yea13 reasons why style
Most powerful weapon to hit Japan since 1945
>>151433789thats cultural appropriation bro
>>151433270This is the longest running most underappreciated bit on /f1/ imo
>Joey Mawsonwhat a freak>read up about the nurseIm not saying it's deserved but she had something bad coming to her too
>>151434202>Im not saying it's deserved but she had something bad coming to her tooWhy?
>>151434215Piece of shit nurse, had connections to the people who blackmailed him a few years ago apparently
>>151434254Oh so it was rape correction? Mawson did nothing wrong then
>>151431047>>151431100I make $120,000 a Year as an aerospace mechanic, no excuses.100K after Covid inflation is around $60,000So that's poverty levels of money in 2025.
>>151429525NPCs love muh bass. I think it is one way they get instructions.
>max has transmission issues in Singapore>next race a Ferrari immediately has a transmission issueThey fucking stole a Ferrari transmission, didn't they?
>>151425806who is your midfield GOAT?
>>151434772HulkenbergHeidfeldFisichellaTrulliMagnussenBrundlePanisKobayashiHeidfeldTrulliBrundlePanisTrulliBrundleTrulli
>>151434772Why is Hamilton not on this list? >>151434825 Or this one?
>>151434772ok i'll play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeYVeJg3o6M
>>151434852Because Hamilton spent a very small portion of his career in the midfield. He was in top machinery for like 16 seasons, spending one season in a midfield Ferrari does not make him a midfield driver.
>>151434976He's spiritually midfield.
HE is increasingly starting to look like a porn actress
>>151434955thats a manand checkedmanchecked
>>151434976hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>151435003Driver skill has nothing to do with whether you're a midfield driver. A midfield driver is one that drives a midfield car, if you're in a team competing for wins and championships you're simply not a midfield driver even if you're complete and utter shit.
>>151434995>thats a mandiscord invite confirms
>he counts the USAIDS era when rating a driver
>>151434986She's in Austin, she's playing the part of a he dressed up like a hooker.
>>151434986HEbros...
>>151435060She's got another 20 years in her bruh
>>151434986Bogging is a serious problem.
I say tron ares yesterday and was pleasantly surprised that it was a visually impressive action movie with a mediocre story and a kickass soundtrack. Bit like how I was pleasantly surprised with how the 2022 f1 regulations turned out. Who knows maybe 2026 might not be a disaster after all.
>>151434986>>151435101She’s not bogged at all, it’s just that she looks a bit unhappy
>>151435123What if 2026 regs becomes Oppenheimer? Kino.
Go watch Lando's onboards in Q1 and Q2. He missed more apexes than he hit, almost like he was using a gamepad, and still posted purple purple purple everywhere. Which means that the McLaren is way better than we think, like the Pink Mercedes of Stroll/Perez or the Lotuses of Gimi/Grosjean. Which means that both Norris and Piastri suck (and not just in the way Norris does in his private life).
>>151435123It will be a disaster.Also if you’re the Belgian boomer who appreciates Fabienne Wohlwend, my update for you is that she’s gained a lot of “autumn weight”
>>151435123>I say tron ares yesterday and was pleasantly surprised that it was a visually impressive action movie with a mediocre story and a kickass soundtrack.It flopped btw, Trent Reznor couldn't save it.
>>151435137They've got some kind of cheat going on.Their brakes and tires operate way too well to not being doing some shit that no one else would get away with. Mercedes 2020 all over again. Or Ferrari 2019, but the fia doesn't force them to stop cheating halfway through the season.
Are we hyped?
>>151435132What if the 2026 regs become like 9 Songs? A slurpfest.
>>151435161Don't... you'll set "him" off.
>>151435128>She’s not bogged at alllollmao
>Max on sprint poleYuki was like three tenths behind, r-right?
Max is going to lose because of his Barcelona brainfart and the Austria Gimi torpedo, isn't he?
>>151435240its too soon to say
>>151432307sisters in wall
>>151434986It's the glasses.
>>151435240If every race finishes in this same setup as sprint (ver, nor, pia), max will win by like three points. And that's assuming every race has norris in second and piastri in third, with no crashes or fuck ups.
>>151435132An overrated sequence of tiktok reels? I hope not.>>151435139I expected the same thing for 2022 and was proven wrong, same thing can happen again.I'm the zoomer Fabienne appreciator btw.>>151435154I know, but I still enjoyed it. But tron legacy is still the best tron movie.
>>151435258so really it would be no rizz's fault if piastri doesnt win the WDC from heremclaren should do the adult thing and put piastri first
>>151435286I'm expecting them to prioritize Piastri, at least at some point."winning" the constructors, the fumbling the drivers would be a bigger shame than Zak Browns boytoy lost the drivers to Piastri.
The only honourable thing for Norris to do in such a situation would be to kamikaze Amx
>>151435296He already tried that in Singapore, but did more to fuck up Piastri instead.
>>151435293you just know zak destroys that bussy like there's no tomorrow after every race
>>151435293They'd also be only the 2nd team to have back to back WDC losses while winning the WCC.>>151435296Too much risk since his chances of overhauling PS3 are way better than Max right now.
>>151430471>makes a planI'm really good at that. Not necessarily at following through, but that's beside the point, isn't it?
>>151435324My plan is not to get involved with vapid gold-digging whores. I think it's solid.
>>151435324I make a plan not to compare myself to a checklist made by some fatty
F1 world champion Lando Norris
>>151435389if this happens i expect ww3 to break out the same day
>james hunt>jenson button>lando norris
>>151435395don't worry
>>151434986>>151435257How can glasses make a girl look like a pornstar?Aren’t glasses associated with intellectualism?
>>151435397forgot>damon hill>lewis hamiltonbritish "champions"utter woke nonesense, only he has my respect
>>151435451Glasses are associated with slutty librarians, teachers, and secretaries.
>>151435451glasses are usually associated with bad eyesight
>>151435487I don't see how
gimi
>>151434986She just looks like she hasn't slept well
>>151435494
>>151435494I’m impressed that the ESL foreigners in /f1/ can make funny puns in English like this
What vidya you playing today to pass the time between now and Sprint race at 6pm?Pic related, just finished the main quest now mopping up some of the side quests because it’s that good.
>>151435522Im still mad at the endingFuck that bitchbut amazing game
Lando isnt gay
>>151435525he's worse?
>>151435525yeah he's half-bisexual
>f1tv dead in burgerlandSo how long until the whole service dies?
>>151435533F1 is ending this year so in 2026
>>151435522Fucking with the new buildable ships in No Mans Sky, but I'm just not getting a shape I like out of it.
>>151428227i think that he is very dishonest, i recall in baku, where ferrari had team orders hamil passed charles and at the end of the race he didnt give back the place, he didnt even mentioned, he just say that hamil was always going to end ahead because his strategy was better, or in hungary lando losses 2 places at the strat, he only mentioned 1 of them, when discussing his start, you could argue that his race wasnt affected because of it since alo gave the place back at the end of the first lap, but when discussing his start you have to talk about it and he didnt
>>151430736she was so hot here, what went wrong?
>>151435605She got the needThe need for sneed
>>151435617Formerly chucks
>>151435593he uses many words to say nothing, thusly I shannot be clicking that link per se
PS3man status? I missed sprint quali
>>151435628same same same same
>>151435631sharting, immensely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11vjgPUJ7Ds
>>151435641
>>151435631no games
>>151428537mini race, not relevant
ONE GAMEI DONT KNOW WHY
>>151435631I liked Infamous and Lollipop Chainsaw
>>151435293The question is when do they do this. If Norris keeps gaining on PS3 then robbing him of the chance to compete for the WDC just to protect against a dark horse Max would be extremely controversial.
>>151426067>>151425899probably a hot take around here but his style in general is not too bad desu and these two sets are actually good (he is most probably gay tho)
>>151435692die slow
>>151435716>die slowwill do, thanks (about 50 more years to go)
>>151435724
Is this a Hulkenburg angle? He beat HAMster in the qualifier
So, when is the sprint? And more importantly, why?
i miss totoposting :(
>>151435795Even totoposter could beat Mercedes in 2019
>>151435795the wirkliche totoposts were the freunden we made entlang the way
>>151435808SCHEIẞEN SIE AUF MEINEM GESICHT
I think I might move to Manchester, lads.It's looking quite pleasant now.
>>151434597no gay thoughts detected
>>151435795his powers have waned to considerably low levels since the height of the great satan era. but even as a mere husk of his old self, his relentless endeavors in scheming in the shadows for power should be feared not pitied
>totoposting in the post-USAIDS era
rare picture of alonso inventing DRS
>>151435258No, if every race and sprint finishes VER NOR PIA, then Amx is WDC only because he has more wins.
How we coping with Ferrari being a midfield team now?
xxx
>>151435962>nowthey've been a midfield team since 2009 with occasional good seasons
protein shake? taken300mg of caffeine? takengym? goingf1 sprint? soonwhat a wonderful saturday
>>151435964cute milf
>>151435962Next year*
>>151435985Merc will cry it's illegal and FIA will ban it again
>>151435985>gamblehopefully it turns out just as well as their gable to ditch the 2024 platform to design a brand new car for 2025
Hello! :)))Paid Jewish shill here.Would 4channers click on a tweet that says "KWAB" in an F1 context? Or is it too mainstream now?I want the 4channers to click on it to have an intersections of different sekturs of the internet (4chan and the normies)Thank you!:))))
juden
>>151436066Yes
>>151435964TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
when i was in HS i took a class of german and i said juden mussen sterben and the teacher didnt like that and sent me home
>>151436066>>151436067KWAB
the next year, for sure
>>151434020Yeah, I giggle every time.
>>151436080this is F1 related because the teacher was Michael Schumacher?
>>151436094>Getting beaten in the hardest braking zone on the trackFerrari shitty brakes strike again, They are going to get fucked by anything that gets into DRS range on that back straight
>one trade center on fireWHIS READY FOR 9/11 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?
>>151436176sharl we're going to need more 1km more lico every braking zone
>>151436094Ferrari is just saving their budget for the 2026 car
>>151435451I associate them more with bad eyesight and dorks. But sexy glasses do exist.
>>151436094>become faster than the main team>change to audi engines
oliver bearman poops his pants
>>151436234Audi's PU will wipe the floor with Ferrari's PU. Kek wills it.
Gimi, I'm staying up late for COTA
>>151435985Putting two engines in the car? Bold strategy, but it might work.
thinking about him guys
>>151436271Kimi*
will it still be called sauber in some way after audi complete take over next season???
KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal
>>151436311one question mark is enough
>>151436323im a patriot
>>151435724I chuckled
>>151436311No. Sauber name will disappear completely.
about to start cooking chili ladsraces for this feel?
>+0.380It's 2010 all over again, isn't it?
I wonder if I'll ever be happy again watching f1
*doesn't win
>>151436387ok, thats kinda sad
>>151436417Nah, honestly think he's got this. Punished Lando after Monza is dominating.Think it's a straight shootout between him and AMX since Piastri has gone to water.
>>151436444you son of a bitch
what r u guys doing rn
max verstappen’s butthole
>>151436483When i see pictures of them I think shes a normal height woman, but then i remember ps3 is a manlet and shes tiny
>>151436474fixing my farm truck atm
>>151436483Jesus, they look horrible in this one
>>151434986I love He so much is unreal
>>151436483me trynna see what color her undies are
>>151436483ps3 looks like he's aged about 10 years since the start of the season
>Those glasses>His faceThink she switched to a smaller cage after that qualifying result yesterday.
>>151436514used up old hag color
>>15143648320 years since this was took x
>>151436517thats just how aussies look
>>151436517Going up against generational talent Lando Norris will do that
>>151436483both have terrible hairlines, they're perfect for each other
>>151436483Is he getting paid to show off that book or is she just an attention seeking whore?
>>151436483>This is not a book about business strategy. Strategy changes like the seasons.>This is a book about something much more permanent.>At the very heart of all the success and failure I've been exposed to - both my own entrepreneurial journey and through the thousands of interviews I've conducted on my podcast - are a set of principles that can stand the test of time, apply to any industry, and be used by anyone who is search of building something great or becoming someone great.>These are the fundamental laws that will ensure excellence.>They are rooted in psychology and behavioural science, are based on the wisdom of tens of thousands of people I've surveyed across every continent and age group, and of course, drawn from the conversations I've had on my chart-topping podcast with the world's most successful people. Lilysisters...
>>151436538*She
>>151435522Hell let loose
My tummy hurts. I think I might have an ulcer
>>151435522Trying to choose between F1 25 and Cleaning My Fucking Apartment Simulator 2021
>>151436648Cleaning is more fun than F1 25.
what is this I hear about Apple taking over F1 broadcasting
>>151435522What game?Also, no time to play games. An amazing anime line up on Saturday nights is about to start airing.
>>151436676Nothing much, just that were finally getting an actual 4k stream if you sub to apple for it.
>>151436676They paid a shitload for the US broadcast rights and want it to match their brand image. So there's going to be a huge overhaul of the on screen display/info boxes to properly match Apple's aesthetic.
>>151430397It's a Cope
>>151436676Everything Apple touches fucking dies. I wish the current CEO -ACK'd and not Steve, even though Steve was a corrupt faggot as well but didn't believe in buying almost everything like Disney does.
>>151436610*rubs ur tummy*It's going to be alright*rubs it gently*
Sector timing colours are being redone.Personal best sector: BLUE (was green)Not personal best sector: GREEN (was yellow)
>>151436705For the US only, right? Right???
Mission win... now?
>>151436806And Candadandadna
>>151436676Apple are taking over F1 broadcasting
if you can hear us please, max verstappen, please save us, please save us max verstappen, please, i'm asking you, please save us, please save us
Ask not what Max Verstappen can do for you—ask what you can do for Max Verstappen
What do y'all think alba's pits smell like? Are blonde stacies stinky?
>>151436840It's a typo, they added a 'w' by accident.
oh baby its triple
>>151436901She’s starting to look like a proper woman nowAlso, whypo smell like sour milk
>>151436901reeks of shit I reckon
both ferraris disqualified it came to me in a dream
>>151436901>tummy girlyeah
Gonna hit the shops so my drinks will be cold before the sprint event (it's not a race) starts. What should I get? Mite be getting a snack too.
>>151437081Dos Equis lager and a lime
>>151437046her chest is developing...
>>151437142I made her preggo 22 times
>>151437142Noice. Those ears never fail to make me laugh tho
>>151434884>Sato over Panis>Perez over Ocon
yugi status for the next season?
>>151437241honda will need to pay big time to mister stroll for just to be the reserve driver
>>151437241opening his restaurant
vaxxed
>>151434772Not going to make the whole chart, but Kamui is the best driver on there.
>>151437262thank you for sharing your insightful opinion
>>151437298It's not an opinion.
>>151437325what is it then?
>>151437142>developingShe's way past puberty, anon. Her chest is fully developed and the only thing that will change anything about it is some hormonal upset, i.e. a pregnancy or menopause.
>>151437342bobs can keep growing in the early twenties anon, you should know this unless you're into cock
>>151437342You never know. I've seen plenty of women hit random growth spurts in their booba well into their 20s.
>still 3h30min leftit's over isn't it
>>151437333100% true fact.
Sprint GOAT Max Verstappen
>>151436094That Hulk going to Sauber would pay off in 2025 already was not on my list of predictions.
>>151437175Ocon got shit on by Perez, bro
>>151437416false
>>151437444tell em gpt
>>151437422
>>151437444>Reddit's /sp/ boardAI is not wrong
>>151437444That's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>151437439It was one sided af in qualis in fabour of Ocon in their final season with Perez finishing in the WDC barely ahead despite having a lot more finishes.
>>151437342so that means she has pubes rn (if unshaved)? :3
>>151437046>She’s starting to look like a proper woman nowDropped like a Red Bull in Yeongam
NYEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNgam
>>151437380>keep growing in the early twenties>women hit random growth spurtsYeah, that's called "plastic surgery".
>>151436901:3
So why are you guys using the nonce thread
>>151437736Because people here don't care about what or who the OP is, even if it's off-topic.
>>151437736wow, didnt noticeits fucking 4chan x, for some reason it deleted my filters
SAVE_US.AMX
>>151437660t. cockfag
>>151437660Wow, a German turns out to be a gay faggot that doesn't know anything about tits. Imagine my surprise.
>>151437795Let me guess, you actually fell for that "mid-20s growth spurt" once?That's like believing in the "X just needs more time" bullshit for drivers.
>>151437686
>>151437822>moving the goalpost from early 20's to mid 20'sI will not fall for your jewish tricks
Why does everyone want Max to win the WDC this year?
>>151437874because McLaren is fake and gay
>>151437874Racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEm4Aa-Q0cs>Not a surprise for us to be a bit slower than the Red Bull latelyWhat did he mean by this?
>>151437874despite having the fastest car, McLaren are an embarrassment
>>151437924Incorrect, Lando said Red Bull are faster than them now.
>>151437874it's not that I want amx to win, I just want mclarens to lose
gonna dm my crush when max wins the sprint today
>Migg is behind on points, but beats Magnussen h2hexpected Migg dominance, fluke results don't matter>Hulk gets beaten by a rookie H2H, but is ahead on pointsthat's my midfield GOAT, nobody else could podium in a SauberGerman F1 supremacy endures another day
>>151436483her hips kinda wide tho
>>151438003u can dm me now UwU
>>151438037are you a cute boy willing to hold me tight while we watch f1?
Why is Germany being so homosexual today?
>>151437912with "the Red Bull" he meant Max Verstappen
>>151438059lmao who watches f1
>>151438127Americans, apparently. Maybe even including South Americans.
germany is CUTE
>>151438103>today
yeah, CUTE at lending money :DDDDDDD
i have my blanket ready for the sprint so i can wake up refreshed for quali
can i sleep with u?
theyre cooking him today
>>151438201>I had a big strugglesounds like something auto-translated from Japanese.
I don't plan on watching much, if any, of this race weekend.
>>151438169Leg day skipper
>>151438229Yeah, but unless you find something better to do, you'll watch it anyway. As usual.
>>151438229ill watch the quali and the 10 minute highlight video on youtube like i always do
Watching Spanish stream yesterday and they were STILL going on about 'Treinta tres'
>>151438201
>>151438247>10pm startI sleep.
>>151438221It can't be helped
>>151437444>reddit's /sp/ boardcaptcha confirms
>>151435522battlefield 6
>>151435522i don't play video games because when i used to play, i'd always feel like i'd just thrown the time away
literally nothing is gonna happen today. norris has no reason nor the balls to risk a move, and piastri can sit in 3rd for the rest of the weekend comfortably cuz of the gap in points and today is just a sprint anywayqualifying will be more exciting than the incoming sprint slurper
>>151438368Funny. That's how I feel about F1.
Sir Lewis Hamilton
>>151438169Why does Lily give me the vibe she loves pegging?
>>151438421>acceleration or braking shifts weight forward or backward, and cornering shifts it laterallyIs the same true for Edd?
>>151435522squadand also dming him (which is not a game but still)
>>151438448probably because you read all the comments on here about her pegging piastri, and now the thought is embedded in your brain
box to undercut the indononce
>>151438448
America today
>>151438301Oh my God she's back at it
>>151438301what is this video supposed to signify
>>151438221It's just the usual italian attempt at proper english.
>>151438434Sore Lewser Shamilton
>>151438542sexo
>>151438542Based British poster posting latina bait again
>>151437938and you believe someone who even lies about being straight?
>>151434986she looks like 60yo with good botoxbitch lost all her weight, i bet she has no period nowadays
ate hot food now i'm sweating a lot just like the drivers driving in austin
>>151438542You can't relive a meme
>>151438794Why did it become a meme?
>>151437081>>151437123We don't have those here. I'm about to head out, help me out lads with the grocery list I don't want to look all lost at the shop, there mite b a cool chick who knows
sprint in 79 bings
>>151438857wtf let it out of the cage
baking
>>151438542Yjk
>>151438879No you're not.
>>151438826The meme is that she is hot. SEX!Is that the answer you were looking for?
>>151438879Yes you are.
>>151438879what ya baking there buddy
>>151438857creepy little shit
>>151438886
>>151438887She isn't any hotter than any other females her age.
>>151438879You might as well wait until the sprint starts.That's gonna be one fucking boring thread.
Jensen butthole
>>151438887I'm sorry, I was looking for an answer in the form /sex(o)+/
>mfw when reading this thread
>>151438857Leo is cuter
>>151438994Is that her piss?
>>151438994Leo is cuter
>>151438998Incorrect.
>>151439027No, it's my piss
>>151436676>no more illegal streams since everything will be locked down by appleYou asked for this
>>151438017>Migg is behind on points, but beats Magnussen h2hI can't believe miggers still spout this
>>151439047his flag jerking made me so fucking made and still does, delete the image you cocksucker
soooooooo embarrassing, he mad a typo
how does the average unemployed /f1/ poster copes?
>>151438103https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FaggingNigel please
>>151439084Mick was also last here and he said that his lap was good.
>>151439095by living in a welfare state
>>151439095its called get a job
>>151439084Magnussen is a Dane, anon. Not a Pole.
>>151439094FUCKKANKER
>>151439094ey, thats my thing, you owe me 0.25€ from the other day and 0.10€ for this
what are we eating during the sprint
>>151439047Apple streams MLS and you can still see it in those football pages
I'm beginning to think Jamaica-mon wasn't baking after all...
>>151439221>MLSMy Little Sony?
>>151439198memeification makes us immortal, bro
>>151439214ass
>>151439214Water
>>151439214titties
i want to suck his **** while watching the srpint
>>151439214Shit. That's literally what sprints are for.
>>151439285least gay brazilian itt
>>151439285physically impossible
>>151439214Nothing, just had a full english for tea
full english 40 what?
Gonna jerk off now and give max power for the sprint
>>151439344>fullBy Edd's standards?
>inb4 someone bakes
>>151439285knee?
Can someone explain to me why Yuki has a seat at Redbull? They could put someone from /sp/ in that seat and they would probably be faster
murica
>>151439381you said that about riamyou said that about sergioyou said that about alexyou said that about pierre
>>1514393781 eggBeans2 toast2 cumberlans sosigis2 black puddingBloody lush
>>151439381tricky car notice the pattern for 2 driver in redbull since Ricardo. Max is jus too raisist.
>>151439285
>>151439047Not how that works retard.
>>151439434Thanks, that sounds disgusting.
>>151439381Real answer:1. Honda paid for it.2. He actually deserved the shot. He's been at the junior team all this time working for this chance. It all amounted to this. Yeah, he's not delivering and he'll probably be gone by 2027, but he's getting the chance he deserved.
>>151439434wheres your tomatoes and shrooms
>>151439495>by 20272026*
>>151439495no way he stays next year, hadjar is in
>>151439473????? are you drunk???
>>151439520>hadjar is inCan they actually promote Hadjar against his will though?
>>151439542he'll break the curse, we just have to believe
digits and someone crashes at the warmup
digits and he invites me to play during the sprint
>>151439557>we just have to believeKek.
AMERICAFUCK YEAHCOMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING F1
also baking
or maybe during the quali
>>151439602Don't
>>151439573digits and he invites me
>buy a bag of trolli sweets>not a single licorice onepathetic
>>151439616digits and he invites me and then i invite you but he doesn't speak english so
>>151437938Lando can start saying shit like that once Tsuonoda making it into the points stops feeling like a special occasion.
guys, I am creating a new thread to serve as the next iteration of the /sp/ /f1/ general series of threads, an action colloquially known as 'baking a new bread', or 'baking' for short
>>151439615watch me
digits and he is actually straight
>>151439644oh SNAP
i don't think straight people do that
>>151439644>>151439655May I partake in these dubs?
>hamilton straight
hamilton ugly
>>151439498[Spoiler] I forgot [/spoiler]
>>151439632>he doesn't speak englishYes, she does:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiU6QbEosWo
>>151439696S H A M E
>>151439702god i hate women so much
excited to show you guys my new thread, stay tuned
>>151439711I love women. They're cute. Well, some of them.
>>151439632If she couldn't speak English would she speak to Alex?
>>151439722they are all whores
I love womenwish they were real
>>151439731Even your mom? What would she think of that?
>>151439720>stay tunedNo. Don't be a tuna head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GfYolmjx8
tuned for what
America soon
>>151439381remember last year when anyone could've been better than Perez? turns out at least Liam or Yuki wouldn't
Dinner rate? Made this in honour of Max's upcoming fifth WDC
>>151439790slow down, gördön rämsëÿ
>>151439790Why did you vomit on a plate of watery spaghetti and then but pre-grated chaddar on it?
>38c in texas in late octoberjesus christ
Make a new thread retards
>>151439774Nobody with actual talent wants to play second fiddle to Max, but there's no denying that's what the second Red Bull seat will always be.
>>151439790Pasta too cooked. Enjoy your meal nonetheless
>>151439832Where are the global warming deniers now?
>>151439790>pasta not stirred during cooking, leading to spaghetti getting stuck together>didn't drain the pasta water>shitty pre-shredded cheeseFrom the looks of it, that plate has also spent at least an hour in the fridge. At least you had the decency to save this abomination for the end of the thread.
>>151439790
>already spotted the tire
Digitals and Texas get nuked a thousand times, during the sprint.
>>151439790culinary equivalent of a suicide letter
>>151439834do NOT rush me
>>151439873austin isn't real texas
>>151439868Ps3 is pure shit bro
>>151439855>pasta not stirred during cooking, leading to spaghetti getting stuck togetherpaste was cooked with salt and olive oil, stirred frequently, but not al dente, a bit over, like I like it>didn't drain the pasta wateryeah was a bit left>shitty pre-shredded cheesethat came from a block of yellow cheddar that I grated minutes before serving
>>151439790That makes British food look good in comparison.
>>151439904>grated minutes before>grated ... beforePRE-grated! He got you on a technicality!
>>151439887This.I live in San Antonio, and the rest of Texas regards Austin as our Portland, DC, et cetera.
>>151439904>cheddar on pastaAll of Italy just had a massive stroke
I'll be turning on the oven in a few minutes, hope I don't bake a thread by accident
>>151439904>olive oil>he fell for it
>>151439904>olive oil while cooking
>>151439978San Antonio seemed pretty fuckin faggy when I was there. Saw a frankly worrying number of kids walking around with those fake furfag wolf tails hanging out of their pants.
>>151439995The carcinogens add flavor.
brits be like oh i think i'll do some laundry *goes into the kitchen* lmaooooo
>>151439985>>151439995just a teaspoon and it helps make it not stick
i used sportsurge to watch but that seems to be down now. how to watch?
one thing i have in common with russel is our hatred for women
>>151440027>it helps make it not stickyou really fell for big olive oils lies lol
>>151440030f1tv works for me
That reminds me, I must do some laundry *goes into the kitchen*
>>151440039I thought it was your love for cock
>>151440044youre an alcoholic and your comments mean nothing to me
>>151440070But you're also an alcoholic.
DUN DUN DUN in 12 bings
>>151440070always take cooking advice from alcoholics
>>151440005That faggotry exists across the entire country.Only a colony drop would fix that.
>>151440086Says the alcoholic
>>151439839It's not that complicated, you just have to better than AMX.
>>151440086that's irrelevant. my skyline chili was delicious
ehhhhhhh always difficult to say
>>151440086white alcoholics >
Meckies rocking the hitler stache
BOX BOX BOX>>151426313>>151426313>>151426313
>>151440111
I kind of hope the mclels and amx crash and we get to see hulkenberg's hopes at a sprint win slowly die
you are so funny haha
aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
I want to see papaya orders...during a fucking sprint.
>>151440179unimaginative ripoff of a british chant
>>151440143
>>151440191I want to see Oskar cry like a little bitch he is.
>>151440173i got one :p
>>151439985>he fell for>olive oilDidn't we all at some point?
>danica patrickFuck Sky
>>151440202What a CRINGE reaction gif.
>>151440202terrible punching techniqueshe'll break her wrist and suffer pain forever because wrist bones really don't like to fuse
>>151440207stupid cockomi fag
nice beard, Meckies
when did laura get preggo
>>151440255Thanks
Anyone have a stream for a brother
Should Tsunoda do anything other than run around in test mode? There's nothing to be gained and everything to be lost if he tries to fight all the shitters at the back of the field, especially with real qualifying still to go.
will there be a hip hop show before the sprint? or during?
>>151439839>there's no denying that's what the second Red Bull seat will always beThat is because nobody believes themselves to have more actual talent than AMD AMX and in that they are correcto.
>>151440249that's how you know there's an actual girl behind that avatar and not a tranny
Hawt cow girl
>>151440202What a BASED reaction gif
It's time to discuss American races and their start times effect on poor Australians.
>>151440288>>151440288>>151440288>>151440288>>151440288
Calling all bakers
>>151440237>danica patrick
>>151440279They should've signed Bottas the second he left Merc. He's obviously got no problem being the team cuck but at least he was always able to make podiums alongside Lewis.
>>151440201you guys stole "footy" from us
>>151440308You just reminded me I need to change my oil. Must remember to pick up some Nutella at the store.
>>151439855.being a huge sexless virgin
>>151440328The Mercedes wasn't that hard to drive.
sexual with merican wwomen
Narain Karthikeyan. If you haven't seen him racing in F1 (live), you are not allowed to post here. This general is only for OGs.
>>151440350you can have it back
>>151440286>implying average girl is better at protecting herself than entitled effeminate boys
>if you're one of our newer fanswhy do they say this shit every race
>>151440517they have new "fans" every race
what is wrong with the poo's being so disgustingly sweaty and oily?
