Get in here lads, and lets make some money! The big day is here, Australia's richest race, and the 3rd richest in the world, The Everest! All the buzz this week has been around the superstar import from Hong Kong, Ka Ying Rising, the Usain Bolt of the equine world, whose odds have increased to $1.90! But can any of the locals, like Joliestar, Briasa, or maybe even War Machine cause an upset that will send shock waves around the racing world. I'll be putting my tips up for the races at Randwick and Caulfield today. The big races to watch out for today:Randwick R5 - 14:50 - $2mRandwick R6 - 15:25 - $2mRandwick R7 - 16:15 - $20m The EverestRandwick R8 - 16:50 - $1mRandwick R9 - 17:35 - $5mCaulfield R7 - 15:45 - $1.5mCaulfield R9 - 17:15 - $5mand plenty of other group races in between. Join me on this fantastic day!
fuck off sportsbet cunt
R2 Randwick - 6 More Felons @ $4.20 with odds boostI've been a fan of this horse for a couple of years but has never really got the results in the big races. Finished well to come 4th last time out. Only picking this because there's no one else. I've never seen the import favourite Sam Hawkens race.
>>151429480get off my thread cunt
>>151430227fuck! not off to a good start. plenty of time to make it all back and some more
What slab should I get the thread if this pays out?
R3 Caulfield - 3 Just A Journey $2.50 with odds boostRaced well last time out at 1600, lost on a photo. It's the favourite and the odds are low, but hard to look past given how shit the other horses in the race are. Lets go!
>>151430507what's this paying? $120? I see you're a kiwi cunt. Fk drinking beer, you smoke glass?
>>151430712Yeah about that, it's 118 on my end when I placed it. >glassI like having my teeth mate
>>151430566ffs! sorry, ill do better
R3 Randwick - shit field, not betting. If you want a pick, 14 Mawjood @ $5.50.
R4 Caulfield - 1 McGaw @ $3.90This is a toss up between 3 evenly matched horses. Picked this only because it won it's last race on a straight sprint at 1100. Not sure about this.
>>151428326This happened because these hoes are competing for a rich guy.
>>151431494ah fuckn hell man
R4 Randwick - 7 Perfumist @ $3.00 with odds boostI'm not doing well lads. Getting desperate here so I'm betting on the favourite. It's a toss up between this and the other short favourite 10 Idle Flyer. Fuck, please cunt.
>>151431545unless you're betting on the horses today, sceptic cunts arent welcome in this thread.
>>151431939goodness me
R5 Caulfield - no idea, not betting this.
ok lads, the big races are up and I'm getting desperate for a win. I wasn't going to bet on this since this race is such an even field, but at $2m prize money, you just can sit out. R5 Randwick - 9 So Magnificent EW $26/$6NotebookLM recommended me to bet on this cunt. So i am. picrel
>>151432786Based I went so magnificent too
>>151432934sorry bro
ok so change of tactic. I've uploaded the full sportsbet form guide for randwick and caulfield to NotebookLM. I'll be betting on whatever this stupid AI recommends.
R6 Randwick - 7 Zealously @ $2.80Because AI told me. picrel
I just listen to sen track and follow their best bets and usually profit, arabian summer in the next
>>151433131correction. This is R6 Caulfield! my bad.
R6 Randwick - 12 Disneck EW @ $16/$4picrel
>>151433133hit any winners so far?
>>151433422I don’t want to talk about it
R7 Caulfield - 4 Getta Good Feeling EW @ $9/$2.40picrel
>>151433578lol fk bro. still some races to make it all up.
>>151433669ahhhh shit cunt Apocalyptic. Couldnt step it up when it counted. Eat a dick. Won a small place with Getta Good Feeling. The big race is up next. Get in lads!
All in on ka ying
R7 Randwick - 1 Ka Ying Rising @ $2.20 odds boostThe $20m race, richest race in Aus. The Melbourne Cup has nothing on this sprint. Was always tipping Ka Ying Rising but the odds were too short. Grabbed $2.20 a few mins ago with Ladbrokes.If all goes to plan, it should win and by a mile. The field isn't as strong as it was last year with Bella Nipotina and Giga Kick in full form. Purton has his eye in with the Rothfire win in R6. Slight scare from Joliestar being ridden by JMac, and the 'roughie' War Machine which opened at $17 and is now $10. I have a big bet on this, please fucking win man. picrel
>>151433777yes cunt...lets go!
R8 Caulfield - 6 Media World @ $7ill get in my tip while all the normie fags sing niel diamond. picrel
Too easy what a horseRoyal insignia each way
>>151433832YES CUNT!!! TOO EASY...HAD 3 OR 4 LENGTHS MORE IN HIM
Feels good man
R8 Randwick - 9 Sabaj @ $5.75Gemini recommending an import. I'm sketchy but ill go with it. I would have picked 11 Gerringong otherwise.
>>151434163farrrk. hit up glass pipe and whores tonight!
R9 Caulfield - 12 Revelare EW @ $35/$7.50Big race here with $5m prize money. Should be a good teaser for the Melbourne Cup in a few weeks. picrel
>>151434087> Royal insigniaIs you mean 16 Royal Supremacy in the caulfield cup, then yes I'm digging it too. Might throw on something in addition to >>151434396
ALL ABOUT VAUBAN
Cam on Royal Supremacy
>>151434396haha fuck. lost some good money on this.
Valiant king place saved me phew
AI tips are dire kek
Good race next who we jumping on??
R9 Randwick - Mr Brightside @ $5 odds boostLast of the big races, $5m up for grabs in a stacked field full of heavyweights like Mr B, Ceowulf, Pride of Jenni and Fanbitch. The favourite is an import, Lake Forest, never heard of the cunt. Fan Girl had a photo win last time out and Pride of Jenni won that weird Friday night race at Mooney Valley. But I'm never betting past Mr Brightside. Lets go cunt, give me a win! Picrel thinks the same. This should be a good one!
>>151434565lol fkn shit aye. ill try and do some work on it by feeding it more 'theory' and 'guides'. buy yeah, theyve stunk today.
Just loading up on brightside to place desu then that’ll do me
>>151434633Watch out for 12 Within The Law at 48 kgs!
How can a human possibly weigh 48kg
Fuck I was hoping the pregnancy buff from Pride of Jenni would do it.
>>151434633fuck man. Ceowulf is my favourite horse. But has been racing pretty average this year. Good to see it pull something out of his ass when it counted. >>151434666> jockey> humanpick one
R10 Caulfield - 1 Miraval Rose @ $3.20Last race of the day. AI picked it and I would have picked it too. Please win cunt.
OK lads, I'm done. Need to rest my eyes and re-consider some of my life's choices. Got absolutely decimated today, I apologies. I'll try to do better next time. I'll also try to get better results with AI. Have a nice rest of the weekend.
Are they renovating Rosehill? All the pundits here say that the Golden Eagle will be held at Randwick.
Thanks for hosting legend, you’ll get em next week, should call it /horse/ next time
>>151434870>>151434815
>>151434815>I'll also try to get better results with AI. You deserve all your future betting mishaps tbf
is an horse a athlete?
>>151435591why do you care if it's an athlete or not? It's a fucking horse.
