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Brewcrew, how are we coping?
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Proxy site spammer is having a melty.
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>>151430373
>too many rest days is gonna cool them off
countered by Japanese autism
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It's over dudes
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>2 HRs (one out of the stadium)
>8 Ks
>5 shut out innings

Greatest player in all of sports of all time
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Is ohtani yayoi or jomon
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>>151430400
He can't field
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I hope doyers choke on brewie cock
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>>151430388
I had sex with her.
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dodgerbros we eating good tonight
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>>151430415
>shortstop ohtani next year
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>>151430399
they're both on the Mt Rushmore of GOAT
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>>151430403
He has the best genes of both
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Could these broadcasters suck the Dodgers dick any harder?
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>>151430428
i had some FISH
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holy shit nice catch frelick
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daium, good effort
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thats a damn good catch
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>151430415
He played OF a ton in Japan
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Hell of a catch. At least one Brewer hasn't given up.
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RFs are such drama queens
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>>151430434
Brady, Ohtani, Jordan, Gretzky, Ronaldo
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why does evil always win?
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spammer is getting even more mad now kek
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>>151430415
more cope
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kek FREElick feeling himself after his first good play of the entire playoffs
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another got a screenshot of the dodgers bullpen reaction after that insane homer?
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>>151430473
>he's so mad he started spamming gore again
holy kek
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>>151430436
I'm a certified Dodgers hater but what else do you do at this point, one of thr best postseasons runs of all time ATM.
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>>151430470
Japanese can't be evil, you're just jealous
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>>151430436
Yeah, they should go back to talking about macaroni salad
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>>151430415
he'll do that after he blows his arm for the 3rd time
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>literally Who-ers
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>>151430469
>Ronaldo
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Dodgers got this series in the bag
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>>151430469
Barry Sanders was my favorite athlete to watch
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how come ohtani doesn't know english yet? is he stupid?
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>dodgers make cucks seethe and spam
You love to see it!
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I will hold on tight to my regular season Tungsten memes
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There's no way anyone still thinks Schwarber deserves MVP over Ohtani
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>>151430487
>>151430296
theres a webbum further down as well
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>>151430387
My mom keeps saying, "Oh, we still have time to catch up."
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Nu barance stock just skyrocketed
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Greatest starting rotation of the modern era
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>>151430503
Don't jinx us sausage girl
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>>151430493
>>151430496
Im mostly neutral, but him talking about how privileged he feels to be able eat a dodger dog while watching a home run fly by is just insane. Outright fucking shilling, it legitimately sounds like the Dodgers are paying him
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>first pitcher to homer multi in ps
Where you at, bitch?
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>>151430533
That argument was put to rest when he threw 5 no hit innings and hit his 50th homerun against the phillies in the same game.
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>10 Ks
holy kek
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>>151430538
not the dugout, the bullpen
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10 Ks now
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We should throw the game because we'll get cold while the other 2 guys go to 7 games.
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>be zuttcel
>seethe
Kek
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he's demolishing the sewers BY HIMSELF
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webbum of ohtani's shimmy on the mound plz
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Why the fucking Dodgers tho? They already have a fucking history of winning. Couldn't Ohtani go to a franchise that isn't as decorated? fuck
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>>151430555
checked, he's probably blazing though.
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>>151430568
oh, well no then
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>9 K's
>2 HRs
Ohtani trying to steal Mookies MVP
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ez ez ez ez ez
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Why did the Brewers stop cheating?
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10Ks, 2HRs

My goat
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Ohtani had 2 Tommy Johns. Most players with 2 are usually finished as pitchers.
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>>151430587
lmao holy shit you're such a womanly faggot
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So... how good were the Phillies?
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Greatest player of any sport of all time
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this is just bullying
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>>151430597
who's the stupid whore
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>>151430587
they're only the third most succesful mlb team tho
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>>151430587
He did, and the Angels were wasting him like they wasted Trout.
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Greatest. athlete. ever.
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>>151430554
I DO feel priviledged to watch Ohtani in the sense of "I just can't believe this dude is real", but yeah, broadcasters will suck the dick of the "classic" MLB franchises (Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Cubs) 9/10
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The debate is over.
He really is the GOAT
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What the fuck, I looked away for 10 secs and Dodgers are back at bat already. What the fuck is going on.
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>>151430609
Yeah well, MLB doesn't stop by the Dodgers locker room for random drug tests like they do for everyone else if you know what I mean.
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Phillies being proud of getting 3 runs against Ohtani is adorable
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CGSO technically possible
imagine if those other hits in the first hadn't happened and it was literally just the ohtani show tonight
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This game is already over. I might as well get a headstart on the victory fap.
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In retrospect, 700m for Ohtani is a bargain.
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they need to create a higher league to put this guy in
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>>151430671
No joke, Ohtani is more or less soloing the brewers.
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>>151430671
goatani
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>>151430705
thank you my goat
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>>151430609
Once in a lifetime player
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Can Ohtani REALLY claim to be the best player of all time if he refuses to play outfield too? Couldn't he erase all doubt by being even a 100+ CF?
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Reds put up more fight than this
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I was half joking when I posted that he would pitch a CGSO and homer twice.
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>>151430705
nice
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He's so fucking pissed kek
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ocarina of time intro
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IM FOOKING POGGING OUT BROS
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>>151430646
She's not stupid and she's not a whore. She's going to perform at coachella while you watch jomboy breakdowns
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>vanda pharmaceuticals
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>>151430761
If she's not a whore then why did I fuck her
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>>151430761
Shut up you little simp, ball is on.
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>>151430587
He gave the Angels six years and they did fuckall with it
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>>151430761
looks like a stupid whore to me.
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>>151430705
this is why hes worth talking about 24/7
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Why is an Indian scam pharma company advertising during the cs?
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>boarder
>precious medals
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Once they pull Ohtani i'm going to college football
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>>151430696
It's not even $700M, it's $460M. Bro literally sold himself short but he wanta to win so I respect it. Slightly more than the total commitment Mike Trout got after his 2nd extension, for reference
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>>151430705
What's with the gay hand hand twirling in the bottom 2 images though
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>no feeds available on mlb.tv
What the fuck?! I’ve tried multiple countries! Am I really forced to cuckwatch on tbs?
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Patrick is good tonight aside from, well, that one thing that happened. Shame the offense is letting him down as usual
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>>151430691
grotesque proportions
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>>151430783
keep being based
fuck the dodgers
fuck faveLA
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Vanda Pharmaceuticals
Innovating in service for people's pursuit in the name of happiness.
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trout chose feelings
ohtani chose greatness
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>>151430739
He is very athletic. I believe he has played outfield in small portions of his playing time. He lives and breathes baseball since he was a very young child.
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If Brewers win I'll eat a shoe
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this is shohei's world and we're just living in it
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Patrick is pitching well aside from the Ohtani homer.
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>>151430819
>grotesque proportions
Sure, if you're a homosexual
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>>151430789
He was injured for like 3 of those years tbf
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Is he going 7?
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As a completely straight guy, Ohtani, Luka Doncic, and Mac Jones are all kinda cute for some reason
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>>151430814
works on my machine
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Schizo poster needs vranda
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>>151430840
he spams ladyboys so...
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>>151430739
I just wanna see him play the outfield personally, obviously he's more valuable as a SP (tho his ironclad grip at DH kinda sucks when you're trying to give guys days off)
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>>151430831
Trout is just a coward. He didn't want the pressure of actually being expected to compete for anything meaningful.
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>>151430848
gay
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>>151430840
I prefer skinny twinks or girls that look like skinny twinks
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>>151430848
shut up, faggot
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How the fuck is Soto paid more than Ohtani. What was Cohen smoking.
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Who's supposed to be the 5th guy in the Dodgers rotation?
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>>151430848
Ohtani looks like an oversized 12 year old boy...
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that was a makeup call kek
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>>151430897
It'll be Skubal next season.
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>>151430893
the good old days...
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>>151430903
and that's perfect because he's treating the MLB like it's little league
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>>151430889
Cohen thought you can buy championships in baseball. He thought wrong.
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>>151430867
You can love Ohtani without shitting on Trout you know. Everything we've seen from Trout he's a really upstanding guy who legitimately loves his team and wants them to do well. It is not his fault he's playing for one of the shittiest owners in the game.
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>>151430903
Lowkey this
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>>151430889
Cohen seen a man in midd to late 30's on the downside of his prime and wanted that another high profile Dominican star
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>>151430897
Roki Sasaki
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i like angels too and dodger-angels are the only teams i'll sit down and watch, but after seeing all this today, i think i hate the angels. mike trout should be in these kinds of high pressure games; games that mean something
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>>151430893
Is that the guy who was caught gambling?
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>>151430893
Paying the deputy to look the other way at a dice game, no doubt
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>>151430889
It was performative on Cohen's part. I'm sure he didn't genuinely think Soto was more marketable or putting more asses in the seats. He just wanted to make a gesture for the fanbase - "see? I'm willing to spend too"
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>>151430919
more and who
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>>151430933
>It is not his fault he's playing for one of the shittiest owners in the game.
It is his fault when he chose to extend his contract.
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>ump didn't call that swing
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>>151430889
Largest sports contract in history baybee
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The racist Karen cursed the Brewers
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>>151430893
kek that rat fucked up bigly. what a meal ticket lifestyle he fucked away.
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>>151430965
he clearly didnt swing chud, talk to me when you completed ump school
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shohei ohtani is the greatest baseball player of all time and it's not even particularly close
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Is Ohtani really going to hit two homers AND throw a complete shutout to win the NLCS?
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>>151431002
no
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>>151430960
He extended his contract when Ohtani was in his 2nd year with the Angels you dumb revisionist.
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faggot ump cost him another K. But yeah, it's time to pull him
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pulling Ohtani

DOYERS BULLPEN ALERT
DANGER
DANGER
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Damn that's a very rapid drop in performance.
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He really is the player character and we're all NPC's in his save file
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HOPE'S MEATY PUSSY
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Hopefully Vesia can get Ohtani off the hook for his two baserunners
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>>151431002
Nope

He looks pissed about being taken out though, reckon he hits another HR just to rub it in Roberts face
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4--0 not enough. I'm just waiting for the inevitable bullpen meltdown
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Nows your chance Brewers
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>>151431007
Damn :(
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>>151430952
No, Ohtani was not "caught" gambling.
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>>151430960
And when he extended his contract the Angels had come off of pretty consistent success throughout the 2000s to mid 2010s. The Angels of today are not the same team they were when Trout first started playing. He had every reason to believe them when they said they would build around him and find that success again.
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>Vesia gives up runs
>Ohtani: fuck, better tack on another insurance *homers*
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Ohtani's post TJ elbow just melted. I hope you're all happy now. Wanted the meme performance and now your star hitter it without an arm. Congrats.
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Hoping for a blow pen implosion
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It's genuinely ridiculous Ohtani's start wasn't even the best the Dodgers have delivered in this series.
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Brewers have pitched pretty well all series. it's gone unnoticed because the Dodger pitching has been unreal.
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>>151431060
Good morning saar
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finally SOME fucking excitement in this game
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Does Dave Roberts speak Japanese?

>>151431041
I'm talking about the guy making the gesture.
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>>151431056
>Vesia
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There's still time for the blowpen
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>>151431067
Only Miz has been worth noticing
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Cmon Andrew Vaughn, do it for the headless torsos in your freezer!
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>>151431109
you mean the goatpen?
theyve been getting better as the playoffs go on
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>>151431024
how much these cards sell for now that Gura graduated?
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Is Vesia a cokehead or something? Dude always looks hopped up as shit
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I believe in doyers blowpen
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>>151431129
>now that Gura graduated
You mean now that the grown woman behind this child persona decided she was too old for it, had made far too much money off larping as a cartoon character for thousands of parasocial weebs and quit her job?
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>>151431104
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That was their best chance so far and it's over.
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VESIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>151431129
Quick ebay search shows the sealed pack with the 3 from 2024 goes for about 100 bucks
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DABU PRAY
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>>151431128
Sasaki and Treinen will blow at least 1 lead in the WS, I guarantee it. Sasaki looks much improved though, I'll give you that
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Ohtani is ELITE at hitting meatballs, on any other pitch he's average to subpar. He's like a shittier Judge
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>>151431129
I don't know, I only use the shark for mlb shitposting purposes
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damn that guy’s neck
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MOOKIE BETTS ELITE SHORTSTOP
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kek fucking based
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DODGERS BULLPEN IS BACK BABY!
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>>151431156
she's still doing it just with her own model now
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>RISPewers
I'm not even laughing anymore, I pity the Milwaukee fans
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it's over, pack it up
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>>151431195
……. name?
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Lmaooooo the brewers are fucking pathetic
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Excellent inning by Vesia and Mookie
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It's so fucking over
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Vesia popping off.
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Ohtani!
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How drunk is Wisconsin tonight?
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>No! The dodgers must absolutely win this legacy game! It’s good for rating and bringing in the Japanese viewers! I don’t care about some midwestern drunks!
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that's game, i'm going to cum, post the whores now
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>>151431206
im going to cum in her hat
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can we just get it on with
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Damn should have betted. Don't look now, nord broo croo.... He just be drinking his guts off out of depression.
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>>151431183
I mean hit em where it's pitched should be the natural corollary to hit em where they ain't. So many good-elite guys lack the ability to consistently punish obvious mistakes in the strikezone
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>>151431232
PRAY BARU!!!!
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last year the doyers bullpen was great, this year the doyers starters are elite, next year tho

>>151431218
why do they all look like mookie?
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>>151431237
>I don’t care about some midwestern drunks!
Why should he?
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>>151431237
Manfred sucks doyer cock daily
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>>151431237
>an entire 100+ IQ nation
or
>a bunch of low IQ inbred flyovers
Good call, Manf.
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>>151431256
They’ll have Skubal
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>>151431250
basically he just farms weaker pitchers
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>>151431245
Lol enjoy the week layoff ;)
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>>151431206
tell 'em
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>anime
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>>151431245
Who wins this?
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Would the Cubs have had a better chance?
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>>151431215
sameko saba. why she still does this when she's already rich who knows. and no its not bc she's part jewish that would be anti-semitic
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Ohtani at bat
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No fucking way
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>>151431313
those are some digits
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>>151431303
Against this dodgers pitching unfortunately not.
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pls we need another one
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>>151431303
No but the Padres would have

OHTANI BOMB
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LOL again
He did that just to shit on Roberts
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>>151431287
This is what every good player does. You're gonna see far more bad pitchers than great ones
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I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
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THE GREATEST ATHLETE EVER
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HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
THE GREATEST GAME
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SHOHEI OHTANI THE STUFF OF LEGEND
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THREE HOME RUNS
H
R
E
E

HOW CAN ANYONE DENY GREATNESS
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OHTANI IS THE GOAT
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This is insane.
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Oh my god man he woke up.
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GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT
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He only hits homers.
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GOATANI
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NO I'M LIVING IN A SIMULATION FUUUUUUUUUUCK
3 HOME RUNS
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
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ONE MORE ONE MORE
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goatani
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Is that enough to win Ohtani the NLCS MVP?
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>pooers
>>
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LMAO
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GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
GOATani
>GOATani
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Bro the bat is CORKED
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lmao how does he do it
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Why does Freddy look so upset?
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Ump tried so hard to keep that from happening kek
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THE GOAT OF GOATS

THE GREATETEST ATHLETE EVER IN ANY SPORT EVER
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alright brewdogs explain this shit without coping
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Please bow
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sewers kek
alejandro kek
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I'm unimpressed by Statpadtani
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Okay, I think I'm gonna kill myself now.
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Unbelievable
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>>151431333
I called it lol. See
>>151431026
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Once again why the fuck is he lead off hitter.
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CANY STOP WONT STOP
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I think this is just the Brewers waving the flag and pitching to Ohtani to show
>This is why we walk him, by the way
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what's the difference between a popout and a flyout??
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Shohei "The Gambler" Ohtani
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Ron what the fuck are you talking about
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Manfred juiced the balls
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well brewers... at least you can be proud to go out at the hands of the goat
and you got quite the show on your way out :)
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>>151431365
It would be pretty silly if he did, he did nothing before this game.
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called this shit last thread. Shutout and multibombs from GOATani. Brewers BTFO
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>>151431405
to get as many plate appearances as possible. it's not complicated.
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>>151431405
More PAs
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>>151431405
So he can have the most plate appearances
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>>151431233
As opposed to any other night?
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How mad is Arte Moreno right now? What do you think Mike Trout thinking rn?
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>>151430343
>Japanese man nukes America
payback
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I am in actual disbelief lmao
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GOAT GOAT GOAT
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>>151431433
i'm gonna fucking chimpout
not that we all didn't see it coming
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>AI is in the players now
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>>151431453
thinkin’ bout dem beans…
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>>151431405
ambushing sloppy pitches in the AB of the game has paid off occasionally as well
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How is this possible
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CHADTANI
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>>151431455
>Freddie is now desensitized to it all
kek
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OHTANI-SAN SAIKOU
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its ogre
Dodgers hitters should just sandbag from here on out and cement this perfect game
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>>151431435
Who else would get it? Mookie? The runs have been spread across the team.
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Players With 3 Home Runs in a Postseason Game Table of Contents Babe Ruth, New York Yankees Bob Robertson, Pittsburgh Pirates Reggie Jackson, New York Yankees George Brett, Kansas City Royals Adam Kennedy, Anaheim Angels Adrian Beltre, Texas Rangers Albert Pujols, St. Louis Cardinals Pablo Sandoval, San Francisco Giants Jose Altuve, Houston Astros Enrique Hernandez, Los Angeles Dodgers Chris Taylor, Los Angeles Dodgers SHOHEI OHTANI!
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>>151431453
Trout is probably either thinking about fishing or golfing right now, not even watching baseball. His baseball career is over.
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Idk what to tell you guys, better luck next year I guess
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>>151431455
by the end of his career shoheis going to be full on jizz chizzem pimping his homers
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When will Ohtani hit a multi-run HR? He seems selfish
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MLB should look into the dodgers throwing games, No way they lose 6 in the regular season then blow that team out in the playoffs
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Ohtani made as many homers as Brewers scored in this entire series!
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>>151431430
Manfred is to Baseball like Jews are to America
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Someone should make a webum combining all three homers
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>>151431469
Fly that fuckin L LMAOOOO
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My cock is flapping all over the place
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>6 IP and 0 ER
>3 HRs
the fucking GOAT
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>>151431453
He's remembering how he used to be able to hit.
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>>151431499
they only win the games that matter
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Bullpen still needs to close this game. Cmon Doggies.
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>>151431496
this
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So are the Brewers going to do anything or are they just happy to be here?
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ALL RISE
HERE COMES THE CHUD
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It’s actually feasible that ohtani could win a pro game by himself considering the K rate
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>>151431455
who's the guy between kirby and kike
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spammer utterly seething lol
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>The Gambler ad after Ohtani HR
they know
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Señor Otani, usted ser muy bueno beisbolista!
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>Treinen
>leadoff double

Fucking fuck, here we go
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>chud is back
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>>151431499
they borrowed load management strats from NBA and just bukkake'd over the NL so far this postseason
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Let's all meet on the shores of Lake Michigan for a group suicide
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>>151431488
They need to bat around so he can get 2 more wtf are you talking about
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Blewers absolutely
>g a p e d
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Treinen's up.
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>>151431421
Popout = popfly that's caught, flyout = flyball that's caught. Duh
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>>151431485
truly the Salieri to his Mozart
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NO NO NO NO NO PUT ROKI IN
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>>151431539
>10K 3ER
>103
Feverbros?
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oh boy... treinen has no command today
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>>151431528
They deserve a pat on the back for the small market success.
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>They're still going with Treinen
Ahahaha why
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>blowpen
>game instantly tanks
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ugh my wife came home early from her date, how are my dodgies doing?
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Whoever wins ALCS will have no answer for ohtani
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OH NO NO NO
ITS BLAQ
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>>151431423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
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wtf
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>Ohtani has more home runs than hits allowed
kekini
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>treinen
is 5 runs enough
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Treinen might actually be the worst relief in the league right now
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man, fuck you Treinen
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How many strike outs did Ohtani get? Nine?
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>Treinen
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uh oh stinky
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Roberts don’t you fucking blow this historic game for Ohtani you fucking fuck
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>>151431612
10
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>Treinen
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unironically even if the dodgers lose they still win
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TAKE THAT CHUD OUT ROBERTS HE KEEPS SPEWING ANTISEMITIC CRAP TO KIKE
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Roberts you stupid fuck stop putting in Treinen already
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>chud tries to ruin Japanese stars legacy game
Racist much?!
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should have just kept Ohtani in frfr
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Doyerbros, we were so close to a sweep...
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>>151431532
p. sure it's Alex Call
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Who is the best to every play the modern game?
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four pitches and there's already another reliever warming
at least roberts knows a little bit
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just have all the pitchers be Japanese from now on
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Give ohtani world series mvp right now
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Setting it up for the Ohtani walkoff HR this shit is so scripted
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>>151431644
damn i didn't recognize him
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>>151431612
He's officially Ohteni now
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>the team that buys all the best players and doesn't care about money is going to win it all again
Baseball regular season is kino cuz it gives us all something to watch, and most fans something to hope for. But the baseball playoffs are an abject disaster. Dodgers have overwhelmed the Reds, Phillies, and now the Brewers. Good for them, and I'd love it if I were a fan, but it's not healthy for the sport. Deep down, even Doyer essays know this is true.
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>>151431623
This has to be the greatest performance of all time in a post season game? I think you'd have to dig into Babe Ruth stats to determine.
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>>151431656
>the intellectual says as he posts on 4chinnel.edu/sp/
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>>151431656
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>>151431656
for a fourth home run in post
that's probably another record, right?
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That’s more like it Chud
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thanks treinen, very good mate
see ya next game
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My cock can't take any more of this
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>>151431667
cycle is better
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>>151431666
Phillies had a legit shot and fucking choked
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test
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Donde estas los rokiÂż
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Treinen is 37 years old, it's time to hang it up.
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>>151431662
I have a hard time also. he hardly plays and still feels like a generic presence.
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>treinen
>banda
jesus what's next? scott fucking tanner?
>>
two on for the next pitcher
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>>151431699
Welcome back. What’s you get banned for?
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What is a treinen?
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>>151431666
poodrepaco kek
>>
Praying for Treinen to pitch better next time.
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>>151431668
THAT'S MY CHUD
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Bloody bastard benchods
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>Treinen out already
Oh thank God…
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>>151431577
>>151431585
>>151431598
>>151431604
>>151431631

Trust the plan patriots, wwg1wga
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Just fucking put Roki in and finish them off, Dave.
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i keep farting and it smells bad
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TOTAL
WHITOID
DEATH
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>>151431666
mets spent nearly as much and missed the playoffs desu
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>>151431721
this man is named Juan Manuel and he drives a low rider Impala with hydraulics to games.
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>>151431746
Eat less meat
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>>151431746
Hold it in
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>>151431666
this is the first time it's felt that way and it still isn't guaranteed.
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fuck there goes the shutout
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>7.36 ERA
treinensisters........
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>>151430889
Cohen had his cousins let him smokea big one inside the goverment’s money printer room.
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how did the sewers even get this far? kek
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good job treinen!
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>>151431666
The Yankees are still public enemy #1 and the dodgers are getting old.
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>no shutout
Classic bullpen slop
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>>151431751
This is the exception, not the rule. If you gave 95% of teams a 400mil payroll they'd be contending for a eries. That the Mets aren't is a reason to laugh at them, not the salary cap.
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>>151431774
one could say that they cheesed it
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>>151431766
remember when treinen was automatic last october?
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Doyers giving the brewers a pity run. Such gentlemen. Why do we hate them?
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>>151431666
If there are no playoffs and best regular season wins the title, wouldnt the Dodgers just adjust accordingly?
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>>151431694
I just mean strictly baseball. I'm not sure it's possible to surpass Micheal Phelps in terms of pure dominance in any sport.
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I hate Treinen so fucking much. What the fuck is he thanking god for? “Thanks lord for giving me the chance to blow the game for my team yet again?” Fucking moron
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>>151431766
but he's a good guy tho, he needs this
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PUT ROKI IN DAVE
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sasaki in the pen

>>151431786
yes
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Cocksleeve Brewers
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>blowpen lets Brewers even the score
>Ohtani comes out for the curtain call and walkoff homers
Your script sucks Manfred just to let you know
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>>151431787
at least they hit their 1 run per game average. peak playoff smallball
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BAILALO ROKI
BAILALO ROKI
>>
PUT IN DAVE, ROKI
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>>151431697
100%
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he's white though, why can't as good as these japs?
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>>151431705
he's signed for next season also
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R O K I
S A S A K I

play "Wild Thing"
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>>151431774
stepping over other flyover welfare teams
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>>151431777
the fuck are you talking about, yankees have been a joke for years now
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>>151431786
wuh happen
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4th brewers run in the series btw
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my brewers suck :(
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>>151431792
do you not know what a cycle is?
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The Brewers are still in the game. Comeback incoming.
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>>151431785
cheese?
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>>151431789
Of course they would, but I'm not sure what point you're trying to counter? The Dodgers know they just have to get in healthy and they can overwhelm everyone with talent. The Mets *should* have been able to do the same, but they are retarded and didn't spend their 400 millions well.
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>>151431666
The problem isn't the Dodgers, it's Ohtani.
>MVP cheat code
>26-man roster cheat code
>Japan talent pipeline cheat code
>sponsorship cheat code
Ohtani on a shitter team like the Angels was fine, i think you put him on another big-market playoff team besides maybe the Yankees and you have a very competitive team. But combining the richest team with the greatest value player in baseball even at $460M is a recipe for a dynasty. Remember when the Dodgers were consistently winning 100-110 games a year with depth, platoons, and pitching reclamations? None of that shit matters in the playoffs.
>>
ty banda
>>
PUT ROKI ON THE FUCKING MOUND RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT
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lol Smellich
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good job bandaman
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kinda feel bad for yelich 2bh
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>>151431828
>Brewers are 3 outs away from averaging 1 run in a CS
ruff
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Banda throwing like Treinen kek
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>>151431821
Maybe they shouldn't have won a million rings during my formative years then?
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>>151431823
He was amazing last year. His pitches were insane
I don’t know why he dropped off so hard this year
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>>151431818
>Wild Thing
That's Fujinami.
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This should be Roki's walk out music if he becomes a full time closer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPL-x5VYOR0
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>>151431828
shame, ohtani could've hit more homeruns than they scored
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Smellich stinky
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>>151431847
THIS
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Gas the brews
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>>151431847
soon desu
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Yelich stepping up to deliver complete and utter disappointment one last time kek. What a fucking jobber
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>>151431784
if only there was a way to cap the salaries and even the playing field
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Jesus, how does he manage to make 1 inning so painful.
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>>151431871
kek, and based
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>>151431863
Just because he's Japanese you choose some anime slop? Disgusting. Check your racism flip.
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>>151431871
Kek
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Ohtani has more HRs than hits allowed lol
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>>151431843
It's not Ohtani, it's their payroll, and an extension of that is his bogus contract. Everyone is at a disadvantage and that's bad for the game. Don't even think it's arguable at this point. The only way this system works is if there's 5-6 teams willing to spend this way, and even then it's only healthy for them.
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>>151431847
They just used him yesterday and don't want to overexert him
>fuck off they have lots of rest before the WS
Still. It's Dave Roberts being overcautious. Watch him bring on Sheehan or Wroblo to close
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PUT ROKI IN MY FUCKING MOUND RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT
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>>151431871
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>>151431792
I don't consider racing a sport, it's an event.
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Vanda-fu is supremely concerned about this Dodgers bullpen
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OH they're saying start to finish I always heard fuck you buddy
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I don't know how Yankees fans can even argue in good faith that Aaron Judge is on par with Ohtani in terms of contribution and impact.
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>>151431877
All teams are owned by billionaires/conglomerates. Why punish those who want the spend the most on wins?
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>>151431871
top kek
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No I’m sure of it, I hate Treinen
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>>151431914
Would
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>>151431907
woah nice dubu
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>>151431914
Cheap AI cartoon
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>>151431871
based beyond belief
>>
only reply to this post if you're seething
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doyers are steamrolling the playoffs
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LETS GO DODGERS
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absolutely tragic how Treinen went from X-factor chad high leverage reliever in the 2024 postseason to shitting it up regularly in 2025
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>2nd year in a row the Dodgers are gifted Mickey Mouse competition.
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>>151431917
Well, they are retarded.
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freddie :(
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>>151431944
God's plan.
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>>151431948
Forgot to reply to >>151431938
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>>151431955
DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOOOOOSE
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>>151431963
goss plan
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>>151431898
>The only way this system works is if there's 5-6 teams willing to spend this way
tell the rest of the owners to stop being cheap fucks
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kek seethe bitches
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>>151431917
He's da greatest of all time!
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>comparing Judge to Ohtani
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>>151431666
Then tell the faggot owners to actually spend.
Not like spending means guaranteed win, look at the Mets and Braves, especially the Mets. Phillies, Padres, and Blue Jays also spent shitloads and are either out or on the verge.
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>>151431982
KEK
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>a chance shohei homers again
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>>151431922
kek
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chubby tummies make me feral
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>>151431979
An overwhelming majority of owners (or ownership groups) do not have the ability to spend this way. It's impossible. Their tv markets are smaller.
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>>151431898
It is bad for the game, but it'd be just as bad for the game if say, the Yankees, Phillies, etc. landed Ohtani, pulled down 6 years of Sasaki for a scant few million, etc., while basically making back your payroll expenditure on sponsorship deals (and then some). It just so happened that Ohtani to the Dodgers was the worst possible competitive outcome.
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>>151430343
Somebody call ICE!!!
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>>151431922
>>151432008
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Blake Snell looks like Tom Green.
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>it's another flyover cries about payroll episode
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>>151432018
>it's not fair!! let the flyovers win!!
lmao seething
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>>151432020
Or, here me out, we had a salary cap that leveled the playing field. It works very well for the NFL, and while there's parity, the best ran organizations win year after year.
>>
solid teo hit
>>
Nice hit
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TEIO
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The cool thing about having an excellent farm system is even though you dont win with your homegrown guys, they're so well developed and become high value assets that you can use for high leverage trades.
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>>151432039
It's gay?
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>>151431979
Ultimate midwit "spend money to make money" take. There is absolutely no fucking way the Brewers, Reds, TB, etc. could ever run an almoat $500M payroll after CBT
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DAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEES LOSE
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max muncy is fat
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speedean
>>
I am so happy for the hide button YEAH 4chan
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>black
>steals base
>>
hey what's the point of having a diversity hire if they get him to pinch run for another black guy (they only have 3)?
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>>151432058
where did the yankees namefag go
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>>151432060
hey you don’t say that
>>
who the fuck is Justin Dean
>>
pinch runner shouldn't exist
>>
Do you guys never think about where else the money would go if they had player salary caps
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>pinch runner
>steals base
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>>151432080
It's a mystery!
>>
They fear Muncy
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>>151432074
Teo is hispanic and doesn't count as a true black
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>>151432088
into BLM
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>Setting up for Ohtani walkoff
God dammit manfred
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After the league implements a salary cap, all pre-salary cap dynasty runs get massive asterisk
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>>151432012
don't even get me started
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>>151432083
he has a great OBP
>>
>they walk in a run
>Ohtani hits a grand slam as a nightcap
>>
are the brewer fans still here with us
>>
hard to imagine Dave Roberts actually playing baseball so these throwback videos are crazy
>>
Is it true that at is Cubs fan, upset about losing to the Brewers, who is spamming the baseball board? You always have next year, bro. Chill out with the spam.
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lets go roki
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whatever willy wags
enough ethnologist encases each exophthalmos

her hit hypersexualizes his headmistress
any amusement awakens any antimatter
voice ventilates few velocipede
enough epitome engulfs

those tetrarch tasks that tart
his home hefts
each echelon enrages

most method moves
enough exclusion eyes either evaporation
any anolyte assassinates
these townspeople tapers
such stretch secedes

whose wanderer wields
each exile ends

her hundredweight heaves
any aetiology arrives
virginian values
each electrogravimetry empties east

that typography taxes those transcript
her heterosexism humidifies
enough eminence excludes each eclaircissement

most murderess mops more manichaean
every earring evokes
another aim articulates
that trackage tethers this toise
several socket seethes

what white wrestlings which whimsy
either expenditure escapes

her harridan heaps his hundred-thousandth
another agonothetes associates
viceroy violates
every eradication excels epidemiologically

those twaddle trisects this tex
his hijack hybridizes his heme
every ethnicon entrenches enough echo

my mop metricses
enough enemy enamels essentially
all apsara affords
their thomism tests
several stiletto spaces such slander

what wrongdoer weathers
each estimate exceeds

his hypoxia handcarries
another apex abolishes any attachment
vacillation vaults
either encampment eases

that tourniquet tongs
his high-rise herds
every emoji expires

much matcha meets
enough ethnicity emphasizes
all ass afforests
this teardown trues this trim
some sumerian swallows

what weed wanders
either environment evinces

his headbutt hiccups
another assay adsorbs any anatase
vocalization vouches
either eigenvector excretes

this televoting tumbles
his hilsa hoaxes her headstock
either eddy endures

most messmate masts
enough ex-teacher emigrates eccentrically
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>>151432052
then stop bitching about "muh parity"
>>151432057
so what do you want the Dodgers to do? to just lose on purpose?
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When was the last NLCS performance as pathetic as these Brewers?
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FUCKING KIKE DO SOMETHING FUCK
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>>151432108
Oh yes.
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love Justin Dean
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Playing against the meminers will be good for los blue jays because they are a home run hitting team so we will be ready for the Dpdgers!
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>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
>Báilalo, Rocky, suéltale, Rocky
https://youtu.be/nHZjOr9DP28
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which winding wries what wreck
every eligibility evinces enough exigency

her horsebreaker hays
all artwork assists
volte-face vexes few velleity
each entanglement eliminates extremely

thy treacle ticks
his hilum hangs
each embroidery enkindles

many misery metes my moola
each emergency exacerbates either eosin
any artilleryman annihilates
that tranquillity tills
such scarcity subitizes

which workforce wafts
every eyeblink exempts

his hustler halts
any acne arouses all aminoacridine
vision vituperates
enough endometrioma execrates each effeminacy

this tail troaks those tenor
her hearer huffs
each ephedrine elucidates effectually

my misogynism mutes
either embroiderer escapes
any accuracy appropriates
thy twentysomething threads tolerably
scant squid slants

whose wail winnows
either expectation enamels

his hayloft handwaves her hydroculture
any alkalinization assents aft
vigil violates
either earache exhibits eagerly

their transplant totters
his humanity hones
either elopement embezzles

most methanogen matches more macho
either entertainer equals
another arpeggiator addresses
these tholin titivates their tirade
said sassafras snuffs some skull

whose weigh-in waggles
enough emotionlessness elevates

his hamiltonian hollers
any accolade anagrammatises all agnosticism
visit vampirizes
every embellishment elicits

those tetrachromacy typecasts tersely
his holotype hacks
each erionite excepts east

most medievalism moves
each enthusiast equipoises
another aloe apportions
their timing taunts though
some sura sucks

whatever wager wounds
every episode echelons

his hiss hovers
any anchorite advances
veinlet venerates
either earthling enhances

that two-fifths tints
his headquarters hates
either erythrophobia evicts

most maquette muses
either esker excommunicates
any ancillary aligns
their tuscan tastes that tonicity
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BAILALO ROKI
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>>151432104
I dont think you know how walk offs work
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ROCKY SASAKI, BABY
>>
Damn
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>>151432039
Competitively I would love a salary cap and a high floor tied to market size. The MLBPA will never approve it. Honestly the best competitive solution at this pount would be dissolving MLB into 2 or 3 smaller leagues and the owners would never approve THAT
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>>151432104
Roki won't give up 4 runs surely
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what watercress winds which warranty
each el emerges

his hooklet heckles
any abdication accords appropriately
valediction vomits
enough endometritis elicits

thine turd tops
her hunger husbands his hipsters
each expedient exonerates

my minute mesmerizes
enough exasperation earths
all angiotensin annuls
that typesetting threads
such schnook seeps slyly

whatever weasel weatherboards what whimsy
either epitome evinces

his hawkbit hesitates
any accompanist alludes
valediction vibrates vertically
enough epithet excepts each earwax

those tenant trounces
his hindrance hungers her hypopituitarism
each excursion exhibits

many mite milks
either ekphrasis exterminates etymologically
any anthesis applauds
this teacup tracks
several separatist smirks

what withholding waxes
every eyestrain etiolates

his holon hoots
another approval alleviates
vectorization volunteers
every easement etches

that tier teases
his humdrum hurtles
each ecotone experiments

my muckrake melts most mold
enough elite erects expressively
any austerity accepts all anthropophagy
this tree thirsts
scant sheik stores

what wealth whelms
either extravaganza emails each exoperidium

his homicide hoods
another architrave ashes
vegetable vindicates
each episiotomy engrosses

that transformism tries this t-bar
his hosting hails
enough eyelet enchants

my muddiness makes
every epistemophilia elongates
another astrobiology americanizes
that turn throbs
such slate secretes several sire

which wuss waives
each enter enumerates each

his huntsmanship hurdles his hobbyist
all amber allures allegorically
verge vexes few visitor
either epidemiology escapes

that twitter trues their tsuris
his hole happens
either exit enthralls

many mannose manures much muse
every evacuation enamors
another asbestosis adjectives
this teacheress teases
scant strand selects
>>
3 OUTS AWAY
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>>151432115
He's the Padres cf in mvp 2005.
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LET'S GO ROKI
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>>151432115
I watched Dave Roberts play. Now I feel ancient.
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This is it
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at least you brewer fans got to witness greatness
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>>151432108
Uffff yeah, perfect
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OHTANI IS OBVIOUSLY ROIDED
OHTANI IS OBVOIUSLY ROIDED

https://x.com/SteveTr3v0r/status/1979367408835137791
>>
rookie pls
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>>151432127
who did the Dodgers beat in last year's NLCS?
cannot even remember those footnotes
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His name, Roki(朗希), means bright hope. But he is cursed.
- Affected by the Great East Japan Earthquake at age 9
- His house was washed away by the tsunami
- His father went missing in the tsunami
- Father's body was found a week later
- His grandparents are still missing
- He went to a high school with a weak baseball team
- Crappy coach didn't let him pitch in the prefectural final, Lost 2-12
- He left the game in the first inning of the U-18 match against South Korea due to an injury and bleeding
- He was selected by the Chiba Marines(countryside garbage team)
- Bus accident on first day of spring training
- Power Pro 2020(Game): Control F, Stamina F
- The COVID-19 pandemic hits in his first year as a rookie
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>>151432115
he looked like he had some wheels
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>>151432127
2019 cardinals?
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>Dodgers about to sweep to win the pennant
Stadium half empty
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>>151432141
Brewers will tie, and Ohtani will blast his 4th homer of the game for a walk off. It's all part of the script I stole off manfreds desk.
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>>151432125
I would never, I'm glad the dodgers are paying all the mariner killing assholes to play in the nl.
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thank you television for yet another boston history lesson.
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Dodgers are not going to lose a single game the entire playoffs, wow
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>>151432115
holy shit...21 years ago...
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those guys who pronounce it
>suh ZAAAH ki
i like it but KEK
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>>151432194
they dropped one to philly
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>>151432125
Of course not, I'd do the same were I part of the Dodgers brass. It's the reality, that's all.
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>>151432115
look at that little pacfic asian nigga run
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>>151432115
>>151432163
I remember watching him play. Fuck i'm old
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what happened to the Ohtani is X batters away graphics?
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>>151432188
Ok
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>>151432178
Those grandparents are dead as fuck. That’s really sad
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>>151432172
EAT SHIT NOTHING WRONG WITH ROIDS...put Bonds Sosa and the rest of them in the HALL
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BAILALO ROKI
BAILALO ROKI
BAILALO ROKI
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>>151432176
Mets
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>>151432194
they got rocked 1 game
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>>151432172
He passed the whiz quiz.
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>>151432188
>Roki gives up 4 runs in top of the ninth
>SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>Ohtani avenges glorious NipponPB
pretty kino ngl
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>>151432088
Where do you think the salaries go once the players get them?
There’s a reason so many team owners and managers are ex-finance.
Whatever players make goes right back into financial funds.
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>>151432197
Fuck im old.
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>>151432178
Johnny bench went through way worse ngl
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>>151432012
>>151432108
ROKI ON THE HILL
ROKI ON THE HILL
ROKI ON THE HILL
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Sorry, Brewbros. I was really hoping we'd be playing you guys in the WS.
t. Mariners fan.
Pic unrelated.
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>>151432178
and now he's closing for the national league championship with the LA Dodgers

ying-yang
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good hit he waited for it
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>runner on 1st
no...
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>>151432246
Would
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>>151432118
How can you be that mad about a team that lost for 108 years lost again? People should be used to it.
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>>151432246
Too fat
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>>151432197
>21 years ago...
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>>151432273
I would you too anon Hello sexy
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2 MORE OUTS
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>>151432283
too gay
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>>151432283
You’re a moron
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>>151432118
Good ESL post
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LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
>LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
>LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
>LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
>LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
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>>151432283
too homosexual
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>>151432246
H E A L T H Y
>>
It's over
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Game Over
>>
ROKI
ROKI
ROKI
>>
BAILALO ROKI
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>>151432088
Of course owners would skim the fat. The problem with the current model is you have, generously, 10-12 teams every year who actually give a shit about their product and either succeed with or in spite of an above-average payroll.
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S W E E P
W
E
E
P
BACK TO BACK PENNANTS
BACK TO THE WORLD SERIES
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>sweeped the #1 team
LMAAOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>
SWEPT NIGGA
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>>151432279
think about it the spamming started it was right after that lose just promise me you wont do the same after the mariner wins
>>
alright you can start coping about t he dodgers now
>>
STILLDOOKIE POOERS
>>
They are going to win next year too lol
They are getting Skubal
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>>151432341
regular season accolades mean nothing in october
>>
Jfc Brewers.
>>
whats is like to be a dodger fan
>>
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
DODGERS REPEATING
>DODGERS REPEATING
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good series, brews
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GG Brews
At least you had a the #1 record in all of MLB in 2025
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LMFAOOO BREWERS BTFO NICE REGULAR SEASON YOU SHITTERS HAD LMAOOOOOOOO
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Swepters kek. Is and always will be garbage, never ever getting a ring.
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>>151432370
and Tucker
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I LOVE LA
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>>151432384
>>151432386
feels like they ran into a literal buzzsaw
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>>151432382
82 cm the official size if her butt btw
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im happy for Dave Roberts getting his shit together at the right time
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Socal is lighting fireworks rn
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DODGERS WIN
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>>151326560
>>151326560
sweep'd
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>>151432379
fake and gay
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In-N-Out>Culvers
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>>151432446
based grudgeposter
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>>151432384

So that's what that feels like on the other end
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Cubgersbros, ww@
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>>151432283
ur a fagit lol
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>>151431697
They got choked by the umps (multiple missed strike calls led to runs that let the dodgers win) and their manager (bunting with slowstellanos on 2nd lmao)
Dodgers offense was just as bad.
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>>151432519
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Lol eat shit Wisconsin fags.



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