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>>151432614
roids.
he's using steroids. duh.

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>>151432679

he's on roids
every elite sportsperson is on roids
every sport is fake

>>151432936
Shut the fuck up, clueless nattycuckold

>>151432679
It's the US, the supersize me nation, I heard they add corn syrup to their tap water

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>>151432679
>>151432928
He doesn't use any banned substances.
MLB checks it.

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>>151437219
Tatis Jr. was found to have used banned substances in an MLB test and was suspended, but Ohtani has never had any problems with testing.

Remember when the burgers told us hitting a ball was really hard
And then they said throwing a ball is really hard
Turns out they just suck at their own sport lol

>>151437116
He's confirmed to be a big fan of the cheesesteaks the Phillies serve in the visitor clubhouse. And he eats Funyuns too.

>>151443655
>>151443655
>And he eats Funyuns too.
Based

Why would using steroids matter in baseball?

>>151432936
Yup, we also put growth hormones in our milk so underage girls mature faster.