IN THE NEWS:Cryami raped by pooiville on national television and a few AM radio stations (plus a few youtube coloring streams out of Sri Lanka)Matt Rhule no longer candidate for pedo state job after jobbing against Minnesota, pedo state quick to point out he was never a candidate and lists reports as "vile libel"If the ghost of Mike Leach blesses Mississippi State, Napier rumored to be fired next day or day afterArch Manning rumored to be injured after sucking thirty seven dicks at an Austin area gloryhole after winning red river gangbangKirby Smart requests cfp expansion to 30 teams, it is unknown if he was being sarcastic or deathly seriousPer Slate, racism is a good thingAnother huge day for college footballPREV>>151431031>>151431031>>151431031>>151431031
should've posted the schedule
>>151434288I have 0 confidence in my USC Trojans tomorrow. Zero!
>>151434306Not for the overnight threads.
Holy shit I can't believe Miami lost L M F A O
Meming a little too hard there, OP.
>>151434288>Matt Rhule no longer candidate for pedo state job after jobbing against Minnesota, pedo state quick to point out he was never a candidate and lists reports as "vile libel"Picrel would be funny tho
is Bill gonna do it
Billy boy is coming
>fumbled into the endzone for a touchback
>poosour
you gotta be shitting me
lmao
>>151434288lol holy shit, nc fumbles in the endzone recovered by cal
Fucking lmao POONC what a disaster
>bill bellycucklmao
Lol what's billies buy out, UNC?
>>1514343755 years/ $50M but only the first three are guaranteed. So after this season it would be $20M
KWAB
its so over bill
>>151434412That was such a smart play by the defense.
reminder that this team got shut out by San Diego State
>>151434450I love how bonkers CFB is. You can't predict shit about this sport.
>>151434375Wasn't the rumor that bill wanted to buy himself out
Carson is ‘Beck to normal’ heh
>>151434412why did he stop crawling?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS
>>151434412Holy fuck absolutely brutal. Watching him do the cuck crawl until he realizes it’s over
>>151434444Tbh there is no excuse for it to not be standard procedure. Shouldn’t only be punching it out on desperate goal line stands. I would be telling my bucks that we punch the fucking ball out in every play where you have an angle it’s just how we tackle. Teams have gotten better at this but I think it still be quite a bit more extreme than it already is
On one hand, Unc did stay alive until the end. On the other hand, it sure looked like ACC “narrative control” with lots of phantom penalties in key spots.I think if you’re Unc you can rejoice with the moral victory that your conference is trying HARD to stop your bleeding. They have decided Belichick can’t we allowed lose every power4 game.
>>151434619This is somehow more of a pathetic disaster than the Urban hire by the jasg. Unc is out of touch. That succubus sucked all the football coaching acumen out of him.
how is a Florida team not in the SEC when they're the definition of south east
How long until a fan assassinates a player
So if IU dominates MSU as expected and OSU doesn't against Wisconsin, would that be enough to make IU #1 in the AP Poll?
>>151434934why would miami or any team care that they lost a single game they shouldn't have? with the million team gayoffs they'll get in easily with a loss or two. regular season hardly matters anymore as long as you don't completely shit the bed.
>>151434492Sure was mang
Get some sleep bros, big day of games tomorrow
>>151434288Miami’s locked in as KWABOTW unless anOSU, Oregon or ass to mouth lose
GAMEDAY SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach Primate
>>151434412lmao why’d he stop trying to get the ball?
Reminder that Notre Dame lost to Miami
>>151436106Imagine they beat USC but both of their “quality losses” shit the bed this weekend
what are we cookin for college ballgames today bros?
>>151436059I think he got snagged in the turf. That shit is basically plastic and rubber carpet.
>penn st fans think they're gonna poach deboer
>>151434891Why are there pacific coast teams in the atlantic coast conference?
>>151434384RAH
>>151436652Penis goes where?
>>151434288When a honky says something so yakubian you gotta hit em with that kemet stare
i drank a 1/5 of vodka and 5 beers tonight dont think im gonna make it all day... sadmaybe order beer and caffeine or hope for shit games
>>151434717Everyone involved knew it was an experiment but doubt anyone guessed just how bad it would end up. Other than some embarrassment, it's not that big of a deal for Belichick. At his age, it's easy to shrug off failure. For UNC, they only have had random, short lived periods of being relevant in football. Unless they're auditioning for entry into the P2, the impact on the school is minimal but the administration people involved will be tainted, especially if they try to move on to another school.
So how many top25 losers today?
>>151436750Vandy upsets LSUGamecocks upset OklahomaGeorgia beats Ole MissUSC upsets Notre DameBama struggle clears Tennesseelotta shifting regardless
gettin' some brekky at Chick-fil-A
>>151436763vandy is the favoriteSC sucksUGA winsUSC winsTenn gets btfo
>>151436763No Texas or Oklahoma loss?
SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
>>151434949Ohio State would need to seriously struggle with Wisconsin. OT at least. Considering that Wisconsin is playing the QB who threw two picks to defensive linemen last week, that is a VERY tall order. I'm not even being hyperbolic when I say Ohio State could probably only field their defense this week and win the game.
SC AM bets:Vanderbilt -2.5Duke -2.5Avoid Missouri -1.5
>>151436162chili about to go to store for ingredients
>>151436977Throw some brown sugar in there
Hong Kong Phooey theme song >>> The Victors >>>>> Rocky Top
someone shut this retard up
>>151436941>Avoid Missouri -1.5Unless I was looking at different books, that line started off as Auburn -1.5 and eroded over the week into the current line favoring Mizzou. Makes me wonder if the rumors of a player revolt brewing are correct.
Rece could've pulled the chair out from under him...
>>151436763it's a big brane poster who calls a 2.5 point favorite winning an "upset"
/cfb/ finna meltdown tonight after bootyblasters lock in their CFP ticket
>>151437039>Hong Kong Phooey Racist and sexist. Do better anon.
>>151437102last night was bad news for my bootyblasters
>>151437092oh sorry man i dont really give a shit about your irrelevant team and just went by ranking
>>151437121not my team, i'm just not retarded
Kinda comfy being elite but no one talks about you
retard bringing up baseball out of nowhere
Thanks for the free 10k
>
>>151437228huge
>GT @ Dukeupset alert
>>151437228Death Valley and Deaf Valley btfo
Beck seems like the type of faggot that would throw a game for a paycheck some of those picks look sus
saban is awfulget him off the fucking show
>>151437318hes the only one that actually knows ball
>>151437329ball sacks
>>151437337Got em
im going to drink and drive to get beer.5 mile drivedrank 1/5 of vodka and 5 beersif i kill someone its on me
hopefully it's yourself
>>151437318hello Pat
Stockton hairline is tragicwhat's up with UGA players and alopecia?
>>151437352just stumble there, fatty. it's half a mile.
>jellyrollfucking kill me
>>151437487>walk on the highwayim good bro
>>151437352Urban you've gotta do your show!
If Dan Mullen isn't taking the prestigious Arkansas Job... Why would he take a lesser job at Penn State?
>>151437574I think he meant go play in traffic, which you should do dickhead.
AND WE’RE CUMMINTO YOUR CITAYYY
>>151437661Blackjack and hookers
UCF Knights () -7.0Cincinnati Bearcats () -20.5 USC Trojans () +10Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles () -3.5Indiana Hoosiers () -26.5Missouri Tigers () +2.5Vanderbilt Commodores () -1.0 TEMPLE @ CHARLT Over 47.0 UNLV Rebels () +11.5Texas Tech Red Raiders () -6.5 (QB DEAD THO)OREGON @ RUTGERS Over 59.5UTAH @ BYU Over 48.0WASH @ MICH Over 49.5 + MICH -4.5KENTST @ TOLEDO Under 49.5UL Monroe Warhawks () +5.5 Alabama -9.5UGA -6.5
almost forgot to fill out my pick'em
Lane Kiffin looks like Richie Rich if he got busted for tax evasion
IU and #cigissmokin about to set an ncaa record with points against my spartans today :|
thread theme: https://youtu.be/VWoIpDVkOH0
Wait nu-country is just white r&b
liberals btfo
>>151437868yup sad isn't it
>>151437481anglo genetics
>>151437868wasn't it always just that + cowboy larp twang for the past 35 years
how is pat mcaffee so rich
>>151437961i think he gets paid a lot of money
>>151437868>>151437942For a couple of decades it was rural themed pop music. Turning it into jungle music is simply more devolution.
Diego Pavia has a bright future as a college gameday clown when he retires
>>151437961took his punter money and invested it in Nvidia and Palantir in 2021.
>>151437961>>151437981>>151437998Pat McAfee has a five-year deal with ESPN worth approximately $85 million, which includes his role as a weekly analyst on "College GameDay" and the production of "The Pat McAfee Show." ESPN is also looking to extend his contract beyond 2028 due to his significant impact on their programming.
>>151438030PMS is extremely cringe but it's the only sports program without wamen
>oklahoma -4>vandy -2No way they don’t cover right?
>>151438053My nigga Urkel finna slap that chokie ass frfr
>>151438068Sellers will get sacked like 10 times
>James Franklin interview in 15 minutes Guess I'll be jerking off
im gonna gain so much weight today and drink heavily. I hope next week i can get my drinkign and eating under control again.
>oh my God is that a retired boomer couple... travelling
>>151438166im gonna drunk drive and get food and beer soonwish i had some adderall
>>151438176the tummy behind them.....
>>151438166>I hope next week i can get my drinking and eating under control again
>>151438158This is gonna be the most bland, say-nothing, coachspeak and cliche-filled interview ever
>>151438166feels bad knowing I lose a /cfb/ bro to diabetes/alcoholism every year
>>151438184I wish you had some cyanide
>>151438227>feels badnah wish it was more
>>151438227hopefully you gain two in my place
>>151438166All you need to do is find ways to burn more caloriesGet one of those small treadmills or stepping machines off the tik tok shop and use it for 5-10 minutes, several times a dayyou don't need a fancy routine or gym membership, literally calories in calories out is all that matters
>>151438250oh like you want more redditors taking the place of the aging demo of /cfb/
Head Football Coach of the Colorado Buffaloes Deion Luwynn Sanders Sr.
I think this jelly roll fellow should be drawn and quartered
dylan roof about to win a scholarship
please shank the fuck out of the football and hit jellyfatroll in the head and kill him
wiggers should fuckin die
>jelly kickers
>jelly roll
blankenship ruined my life with his faggot kick in the rose bowl
OH SHIT THEY GOT THE KICKIN' SOIJAK OUT HERE
>>151437868Or is r&b just black people covering country songs?
>inb4 he misses
>>151438262I for one will continue to post >texass >back 50 years from now
>mcafee called shitrod the best kicker in sec history>bama’s kicker a few years ago that plays for the vikings now has the most points in ncaa history
>>151438273fucking kek
did he not get drafted?
>>151438330When will we start seeing wojaks for GameDay signs?
inb4 he breaks his toe
>getting serenaded by fucking jelly roll pre-kickcan't blame him if he misses the fuck out of this shit
>psychology kickers
>random amateur student kickers
>>151438337
What is stopping Franklin from getting a cushy FS1 gig for 5 years while he waits to claim his $50 million?
how the FUCK is this possible?
humiliation ritual
>gt +4 vs dukefree money
really coach? you were shocked?
>tan coaches
Why would anyone humiliate themselves like this
Fire Ferentz, hire Franklin
>>151438445this but the opposite
who cares make a timeslot on sportscenter for this shit
>>151438357why is this obese wigger everywhere now? getting applause for losing 200lbs and he's still 400+ kek
>>151438466Isn't he black? Or is he Vin Diesel white?
>black coaches
>DEI hire crybaby hour
what an absolutely ridiculous interviewthis is fucking propagandaYES HE'S GOOD ON TVHE'S A BAD BIG GAME COACHthis is a Franklin commercialoh, he doesn't understand why he got fired?this is embarrassing for everyone involvedSaban is being retarded too, if he lost those games Bama wouldn't "appreciate" losing to Northwestern and UCLA
all the streaming sites are shit now....
>>15143850210-2, loss to USC Alamobowl or whatever
why does he keep saying "we"?
Give me a lock for the 12pm slate RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151438521>not watching college football all day in an airport bar chatting up floozies
>>151438549Dukies over the Rambling Wreck
they didn't even ask him ONCE about the horrible record against good teams, they just lobbed softballsabsolutely pathetic
>>151438549Eastern Michigan +12.5
>>151438503He's not "black" unless it helps him land a TV gigThat whole segment felt like a test to see how well he does on TV
What are the must watch games today?
>>151438549North Dakota St over Indiana St
>>151438407solich curse
>>151438549Baylor ML
>>151438576me vs ur mom, im going to show the results of hard work and discipline on the field of play
>>151438576Baylor @ TCU should be fun
The anti-vaxx chuds are now 5-2. First time since 2015 that Cal has reached five wins this early in the season.
that interview was lame as hell
>>151438571Makes sense. His contract had a stipulation that whatever salary he gets from the next program to hire him before 2031, that number offsets the $50 mil buyout. He will sit tight in a studio and wait to claim his due from the pedos
>le dorky pathetic white guyHeh
i was kind of feeling that fortnite dance guy
>>151438594I'm glad I was perpetually high and drunk for this period in human history
>>151438609he gonna be cozying up to some big georgia booty tonight, southern black sistas can't resist those moves
>>1514386062031 is a long time off for a coach when wants to be out there coaching. As fun as spite can be, if he's out of the game for that long, it could destroy his ability to get another P2 gig.
>Klubshit out Does Clempson lose another?
>>151438631Enter: Downie UT
>Jaxson FartSometimes simple is best
>pick guru is 11-10
SUPERDOGS IS ON
why does anybody listen to this "steve" retard? a random fan from any crowd could pick better.
I like the endzone aesthetic you get with stadiums under constructionvery dawgful
>>151438692>>151438693>>1514387044chan Superchuds picks?
>>151438704bring back Bear
South Cackalacky WILL beat the Sooners
>>151438717Arkansas will lose
>>151438717>>151438567
Jelly Roll is the most astroturfed “celebrity” I have ever seen.
>>151438724I hope so. Cocktober has been flaccid so far.
>>151438716No this shit ruined mizzou's field, they got rid of the white rocks and seating field
>>151438729This is the first time I've heard of him
>>151438729he just shows up randomly and the host says "Whoa, it's that obese wigger with face tattoos that everyone knows and loves!!" I don't know what his appeal is supposed to be.
OD-POO
Ah Saban took a bite after Pat, maybe he is cool
I'm forcing myself to attend my college's homecoming game today. What should I expect?
Jess Sims
>>151438753no reach around after the gay sex
Jelly roll makes music for people who have their kids as their FB profile picture, but don’t have custody of them
>>151438753Stanford?
>>151438773Not even close.
>>151438753current student or alum? regardless, you should try to have a good time
>>151438753Lackawanna County Community College?
Shut the fuck up everyone SuperDogs are on right now (8 minutes ago)!!
>10 day youtube trial>hate it more than streams in 2 minsshit wont work in librewolf even
>>151438776Rutgers?
>>1514387536 7
How does Jackson Arnold do it? Halfway through the season, having played some of the top teams in the nation, and not even one INT. What kind of magic is this?
>>151438776Samford
Why is popular music always the most awful, ghetto slop?
67
>>151438803can't throw a pick if you just get sacked on pass plays, give this man his Heisman already
>>151438779Current student. I don't actually give a shit about my school's football program (it isn't good), but I figured I should go anyway. I don't want to regret not doing anything while I was in college in the future.
>>151438813What do you listen to?
GOLDY!
>>151438803hard to throw picks on check downs into the dirt
>>151438803look at how many pass attempts he has this season
>>151438830>haha omg how is it THAT small
>>151438824Many ragets to come in the future, youngblood. Just don't think too hard about it
>>151438754
>>151438800Closer geographically, but my school is a lot smaller.
Will we ever have a legend like Tebow again?
>>151438824go and then find your way to the after parties and fuck some drunk sluts brains out
>>151438813Think of how dumb the average person is, then realize half the population is even dumber than that.
>>151438824>I don't want to regret not doing anything while I was in college in the future.That's the right mindset but you have a lot of time ahead of you so enjoy this phase of your life and >>151438848 is correct
>>151438859baker was and is better
sim anon was cooler would be made WebMs
>>151438830>haha please don’t spit on me and humiliate me
>>151438852
>>151438830>when you can't get it up after a 2 hour succubus session
>>151438813Jews use mongrel race culture to corrupt the majority culture of their host nations. To sum it up, parasite activity.
>>151438872As an NFL player ofc but his college career pales in comparison to Tebow’s.
>>151438872doesn't compare to "the promise"baker is that guy though
Can Vandy beat lsu
>>151438760pure sex
why is Des always yelling
>>151438956i betted vandy -115 ml
>>151438963hes always happy and black. at least hes never ogga boogin
>>151438802>>151438818STOP
>>151438956maybe
>>151438729His song about how it's ok to be white trash because it also means you don't know better than to do stupid things is rather catchy.
>>151438956Sure, why couldn't they?
>>151437714>>151438956yes im a god at cfb betting
>>151438753Hot girls who won't give you a second or even a first look.
>>151438956Eh maybe who cares
I had a 6 leg flex parlay, and I almost won $300, but Nebraska didn't score any kicking points, so fuck them and I'm glad they lost.
>>151439032>I had a 6 leg flex parlaystopped reading right there, kys
>>151439032>muh parlayyou are retarded cattle and have nobody but yourself to blame
>>151438830Goldy poster finally got caught taking creep pics.
>>151439041too based for most of this board
>>151439032>parlaytards are posting on my board
>>151439056he got caught last year leaving the school/pics tags on the post before deleting it
>>151439032parlays are the easiest way for the casinojew to get youJust either vpn, drive, or have someone else place bets for you in a place where it's legal.
What do we think of teasers?
Miami paid beck four million wingwangs for those interceptions and now doesn't control their path to the ACC Championship game Point at them and laugh
>>151439067absolutely gaped
>Georgia Kek vs. DookWho ya got?
>>151439098This is a Haynes King board
Jokes you you fagsFinna make $1k on this
if you have ever made a bet, gambled, or bought a lottery ticket you are a retard
who the fuck is jelly roll?
>>151439128You post on 4chan
>>151439128you clutch pearls like a post menopausal woman
>>151439131Ich bin ein berliner
are we all watching vandy?
>>151439131Some wigger rapper astroturfed by the jewish music industry
>>151439089Does Beck have a FanDuel/DraftKings account?
>>151439126
What if Michigan State beats Indiana today
I can't believe how soulless and awful college game day is without Corso. This shit sucks.
>>151439126>I JUST NEED ANOTHER WEEK
>Bee You Why
>>151439128poker and sports betting are based if you have skill and know ball. not even close to the same category of retard as lottery tickets and slot machines.
>>151439131no, the real question is WHAT is jelly roll
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>151439179Severing your balls off and roasting them on an open fire while Christmas carolers sing in the background
>>151439179Based
>>151439126my god anon, have some self respect
>>151439179You have 4 sec wins at home in 4 years
>>151439162Make posts of shit
>>151439193They're the best college football team retard
>>151439179Surely you can't be serious
>>151439189who of that loses?im right
>>151439206Best at sucking cocks
>>151439193Auburn never loses, they sometimes just run out of time.
>>151439128Growing up my dad would always say how great it would be to win the lottery. Or like when we win the powerball blah blah blah. I always hated that loser mentality like start a business nigga.
Tessitore looks like he's on drugs rn
that fat cop trying to run KEK
Let me guess, if ND loses to USC, they'll still be ranked because everything is fake and rigged.
>>151439226boomer parents wasting tens of thousands of dollars on lotto tickets and vegas slots when they could have left it to you when they die (after spending another few hundred thousand of dollars on end of life care)
START THE GAMES ON TIME YOU FUCKING KIKES
>>151439255nah they are out but usc will winlemon is a best and they can run it well
>>15143926115,631 days is too long ago, we should try it again
>>151439098Duke easily, Diaz going to be coaching for the Penn State HC job.
is there any reason to watch this LSU/Vandy bloodbath? we all know they're frauds
>>151439193One win for each Auburn race. You should appreciate the beauty of the symmetry.
>>151439266Exactly. Fucker could have been buying Apple stock instead of fucking scratch offs.
>>151439291vandy are not frauds, no one thinks they are serious contenders for anything besides a couple funny upsets
>Gus Johnson
>>151439291Confirming Brian Kelly as the white James Franklin
>>151439316I was talking about the tiggers...
>what's that coming down the trackbutchered
>>151439261based BYU
lsu sucksvandy wins
pat was an inch away from throwing a Roman salute there
>>151439261Damn, BYU really is based.
>>151439335they has multiple interpretations there
>>151439354oh my heck, good thing he didnt!
>>151439291Armchair scouting
>>151439363>heckwe say science in these parts
>>151439291>implying Vandy is fraudulent
erm what the fauci
The Georgia Kek meme ends today.
>>151439392>another case of retard not knowing how to pronounce kek
>>151439392kek does not rhyme with tech retard
For me it's gingers
ACC operations center is the most based thing n sports, aside from cheerleader tunmmy
>>151439400>he pronounces it "keek"
I fucking hate every retarded Indian that works at google so much
>>151439409I wonder if she's fat and walled now
What's with this reffie behind the scenes footage?
For context, Bill Incelichick:>won 0 division titles on the Browns>then got fired>won 0 division titles on the Patriots without Brady>then got fired>was then passed over by every NFL team>is 2-4 at UNC>will probably get fired before the season is overAnd some retards still consider him the greatest coach of all time.
>>151439412i mgith be drunker than i thought
>>151439409Basado
>>151439409is this a female
after today's win over LSWho, will vandy be a top 10 team
>>151439442Tom Landry was better
imagine going to a poverty school like vandy
>>151439261But they're still doing that today.
>>151439442He did go 11-5 one year when Tom was hurt. Probably the one time in his life he wasn't a Brady babby.
Arizona and Houston possible shootout
>>151439467he had most of the 18-1 roster though also Cassell wasn't some bum scrub
>>151439409haha who is this
>>151439460>Vandy>poverty
>>151436746The good news about this troon moving on to different girls is that the best slampig will only have the good version of her posted.
>>151439481and he didnt put that team together?
>>151439486May Marmalade
>>151439400>>151439413Idiots, it's pronounced: kək
>>151439499They came to play with Brady. No one wanted to play with his teams when Brady wasn’t on them. >>151439467How many playoff games did they win? They made the playoffs right?
>>151439476you're not allowed to say that word
These soulless AI ads are pissing me off
>>151439499how about I put you together faggot
>>151439492Oh so there's two trannies that don't know how to make macros now it's not just you
>>151439492>slampigthat chick isn't even fat..
>>151439522Sorry>Arizona and H**ston possible shootout
>>151439521>How many playoff games did they win? They made the playoffs right?I mean, 11-5 gets you into the playoffs like 98% of the time. The AFC was just stacked that year. But I agree with your general premise that Bill was carried by Brady for most of his career.
>Mo Bamba plays againwho asked for this future
>>151439548jews
>>151439537Braphogs are what slampigs were years back, the new cutoff is 190lbs
>>151439537Even her fingers are fat bro. I got bad news for you Deontavius, you fuck fat chicks.
>>151439442he made the playoffs with Mac Jones, that's something right?
>>151439521what about the first three superbowls when brady wasnt the pull?
>returner made it to the 40>lsu tackler celebrates
>>151439266>boomer parents wasting tens of thousands of dollarskek this is my family, they even sent me photos of their "winnings"
Lspoo
>he's got moxie Lmao
>>151439537She's fat for college. What I thought were fat girls in highschool and college would be the thinnest girls on the market when you're 30. Girls just don't stop growing.
lsu is shit
>>151439530you sound like a FSU fan
>talking about how Pavia was under recruited coming out of high schoolthat was 6 years ago, dude is 24...
>>151439574my grandpa is dust bowl tier poor and has a lottery ticket scratch off youtube channel with like 12 subs
Let's go blue!
>>151439605Brandon Weeden?
>>151439531It’s called a kornheiser you fucking newfag.
Announcers are already annoying when they do the overly familiar thing with QBs when they call him their fist name, i.ei. "Tom back, looking, completes it!" or how Nantz would always lovingly call Roethlisberger simply "Ben"But Tess is annoying enough as it is before calling Garrett Nussmeyer "Nuss"What an insufferable faggot
damn homie got lit up
get rocked nerd
>>151439624I wanted to watch that game too, but i cant stand that nigger. also great points on Nance. Pretencious cunt he is.
michigan aint got that dawg in em
>>151439622A kornheiser is a type of macro zoomer
get kelly fired jock
game is so boring that gus isn't even talking about it, he's just rambling about chili
imagine hating Joe TesiChad
>>151439624I hate when people do this with celebrities like they know them
>>151439606kek
I'm 35 and never went to college, do you think I could walk on at some D2 or FCS school? I'm 6'2 180 and run a 12 second 100 yard dash
underwood is a $10 million retard
>watching 4 games at the same time>nobody can move the ball
>>151439624what's wrong with that, what if they have a last name like Tua's that nobody wants to try and pronounce
>>151439676no
>>151439676If you can you catch a football then WR, if not then DB.
>>151439689Defense baybee
duke wins the ACC
>>151439574I love when retards brag about winning $200 on pull tabs like yeah you spent $2,000 first.
>>151439128don't even begin to put lottery tickets on the same levellottery tickets are a literal tax on the stupid by the smart, rich classgambling or betting at certain games at a casino or making the occasional sports bet can be won with some good foresight and cunning as long as you have a plan and don't go too farpowerball and lottery are pure setting your money on firethe only more pathetic people are the ones sitting at a bar all day playing keno
>>151439706duke doesnt win the ACC
>Puke
BUZZ BUZ BUZZ NIGGERS!
>dookie
>>151439670I agree with the sports announcers doing it, but I think you have a little autism otherwise. if we're talking about norm macdonald, I'm not going to say his full name every time in the conversation, that's retarded.at the same time if we're talking about tom cruise I'm going to say cruise instead of tom. it depends on the person I guess.
Duke what was that
Lel what
>DOOKIE
>flukeanother coach chokes the pedo state invitation
>>151439622>kornheiserwe call it the whyguy around these parts, nufie.
>dook
>>151439676lol no
>>151439721>as long as you have a planretard
>>151439737Yeah if the name is a mouthful like Norm's it's ok
>>151439690NussMeyErit's three syllables, it's not even in the same ballpark as Tua's nameIt's just "Tess" trying to be buddy buddy and coolHe's fine with boxing but he's an absolute cringefest in CFB
>lspoo
>>151439721ok keep shoveling more money into the burners man
>>151439676>run a 12 second 100 yard dashand then you shit your depends and are out of commission for the next month holding your backhigh school kids run a 10.5 and laugh at you while doing it again 2 seconds later
Duke always plays like ass the first quarter. Idk why this team can’t just play well all 4 quarters.
>LSpoo
my poverty vandy birds
LSPOO
LSPoo will be unranked by the end of the year
Is Pavia a bastard son of Coach O's?
what time do the tortillas fly?
>>151439706This anon knows
>basketball schools
Name a better mascot than the Albert the Gator
>>151439787How do you feel about Ivy League schools who literally pay for elite talent
If Indiana ran up the score on Illinois why shouldn't everyone bet on them to beat my sharty by 100?
>meat chicken
>Gaylor v TCPoo turning into rain game sloppa
shit sport
>>151439777Because you touch yourself at night
>El Es Poo
>>151439821name 1paviea is 30 years old
>>151439825Betting is really dumb
LSUsissies....
>>151439661Words change meaning over time, boomer unc.
>>151439840t. Brian Kelly
>>151439836thanks anon, just tossed it on my second monitor
>>151439818Mike the Tiger
>>151439836Rain turns the Bizarro Bears into a favorite I think
>>151439818Rufus the Bobcat
>>151439821I think it’s based. There is some sort of pipeline from Ivy League schools to Duke. Lots of our linemen transfer from the Ivy League schools for grad school to play.
fucking neighbor is mowing the lawn on a fucking saturday with cfb on
>>151439676There are lots of Division III schools that would be happy to have you on their football team.
>>151439836>bet on a passing stack from this game >O/U is 66>tune in to find out the game is outdoors on rainy grass and both offenses look like shitHappy Saturday lads
Just put $40 on the Sooners. How fucked am I
>>151439850Literally all of them lol but you have to have an endowment of at least $15 billies
>>151439888Got to mow the lawn Sunday before NFL starts.
can't believe miami lost last night, guess notre dame only has 1 quality loss on their record now =[
>>151439893yeah for the tuition money lol
>>151439888Fucking boomers
>>151439761>>151439772playing cards at a casino or with your friends for $50 now and then or putting a few shekels on a game you have a strong feeling about/stats to back it up is a completely harmless thing to domoderation is the key, as with everythingyou guys sound like you teach DAREgrow a set of balls
It feels like any ACC and BIG12 winner will be outsmoked badly in the post season
Washington DRAGON
I bet literally my sons future ability to go to college on LSU bros. I am all pale and sick to my stomach right now I am physically ill from this stress.
>>151439888>>151439903what shithole do you live in that you have grass to mow in october?
>>151439888gg that's me :^)
>>151439721The expected return per dollar for parlay is about the same 50% as the lottery, though longer parleys have expected returns as low as 15%.
>>151439858>ur new >n-n-no! ur unc!you just defeated yourself with a paradox anon, it's over my good sir*tips new era ND fitted*
2017 Bama @ Vandy i saw a cute ass blonde girl in black overalls with a striped shirt a few rows in front of me and after the game i stalked instagram for photos at vandys stadium until i found a pic of her that a sorority sister had tagged her in and i looked at her profile and saw she had a story at pins mechanical barcade downtown so i ubered there and bumped into her and offered to buy her a drink and she said no and i left and have jacked off to her instagram probably at least 3x a week since then, she is married and doesnt even live here anymore also
>>151439888I have a battery powered mower that's quieter
>>151439920Take out a loan and bet on one of the afternoon games to make it back
>ywn have sweaty, passionate sex with Pavia’s spicy Latina MILF mom
>>151439927yeah, except it dies after 30 minutes and takes 4 hours to recharge, so it takes you 5 weeks to mow your 1/4 acre
>>151439921coast of NC
>>151439926when is your suicide
>>151439737But would you say "Andy" or would you say "the Swedish-German"?
>>151439926that's a terrible story anon
>>151439537Not yet.
>college kickers
Mensah is not a bad qb. Is he the >black qb thesis
>>151439921I have a beautiful backyard that needs to be mowed I’m not really following your logic
>>151439913keep shoveling more cash into the fire hahaha cope
>>151439926
>trashington>>151439941If you have multiple batteries you can charge one while you finish the rest of your lawn
>>151439569He wasn’t the pull? Then why were those teams 5-13 and the worst team in the league before he started? And then magically they became a dynasty?
>>151439926true love <3
>>151431031new
>>151439661So why are you too retarded to make it properly?
>>151439959I'd hardly call a 10x10 plot of grass a "backyard"t. 2 acres for the homestead and 20 acres for farming
>>151434288What image was deleted?
>>151439926I would never admit to that
>>151439959Your wife asked me to mow your lawn. Is that cool with you?
>>151439959I think it depends on climate. Some places that get colder earlier in the season lack grass growth. You probably live in an area that stays warmer into fall/winter.
>>151439990fuck off
>>151439990
>>151439999Thanks man
>coach primate
>>151439858>be wrong>erm ackchyually words le changeStop doing this
>>151439993I have an acre you dumb rube
>>151439926At least you had the balls to talk to her and offer her a drink. In general you gotta think about getting girls like fishing and not like hunting. You can’t pick which one you target. You just put your work out there and see who you can get to bite it.
>>151439996YJK
>>151439925Your attempt to change the meme has failed. It will never catch on no matter how many times you post it. No matter how many OPs you create. The original is the one and only correct meme. Tradition is valued here.
>dead tigger
>>151439999based get>>151440000garbage get
shit dpi call
This Ethos commercial chick has a 6 head lol
>>151440073>>151440073new
>>151439676>walk on at some D2 or FCS school?No.those are genetic athletes. If you were one you wouldn't be 35 asking this question.You could walk on at a juco or d3. If you pay tuition you're on the team.Athleticism is only 10% of what playing football is. Skills and techniques and mental toughness.....good luck
TURN AROUND AND INTERCEPT THE BALL IT'S NOT HARD
>>151439996The "Let's kill all black coaches" image.
Baylor and TCUthese niggas SUCK
>>151439991>>151440020I think you retards are seriously confused, I've never posted or tried to make a kornheiser because they're gay. I'm just saying that neither of the new guys even know how to make one
>>151439926for fucks sake, dog
>Warshitton
>>151440103>the new guysThere are no accounts here, redditard. We have no idea who you’re talking about.
The formula never fails
>>151439926I've done the same thing with exgf nudes desu not sure if I'll get over her. Pins is a really fun place, been there several times when in Nashville for work trips.Bar usually well stocked with a decent bourbon selection.Shame about the yellow haired lass.
>>151438760Imagine the taste familiams...
