KO 5:30pm UKFulhamI: Leno; Castagne, Andersen, Cuenca, Sessegnon; Berge, Iwobi; Cairney (c), King, Wilson; Jimenez.>Subs: Lecomte, Tete, Reed, Bassey, Adama, Kusi-Asare, Kevin, Diop, Smith Rowe.Arsenal: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka (c), Trossard; Gyokeres.>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, White, Martinelli, Norgaard, Nwaneri, Merino, Lewis-Skelly, Dowman.
G'day to you all gentlemen, specially the esteemed formautist.
Nice to see the TV channel in the image, but I fear that the blind /sp/ posters who are only using text-to-speech to follow along with the text content of the match thread wiill be unable to see that information.
>>151438924Bet you can't see this then
drinking tonight what we
>Live on Sky Sports
whhat a game a palarse
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANTI CAZORLAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANTI CAZORLA
Stream?
ppv.to
got meself a mint hot chocolate, how about you lads how will you be watching the ol matchy
where is everyone
>>151439953/sp/ is dead m8
>>151439953arsenal customers just stay in their containment thread and no one else cares about the match evidently
Oof, right into Zooby's Mendies
>>151439986This.>>151439987Even the Arse customers are barely interested.
Harry Wilson is a proper bagsman. I wish him and Bowen could play together
>>151439953I'm watching college football
london derby this
>>151440102Based
>>151439987Why are those faggots allowed to have a thread? No other major sports team has a general. I am not count /mug/ lel
>defender leans in to attacker>attacker moves>defender falls on his arse>retard ref gives defender a free kickmany such cases
>Arsekwab spended 85 million on JokeresKek. Scammed by Sporting.
>Arsenal bottling the chance to go topLike pottery
Shlockeres has gotta be stronger than that like come on
Eze & Gyokeres are shitters
wake me up when there is a set piece
Literally thought Cauliflower was a girl and got confused
Gyokeres has touched the ball twice in the opening 20 minutes
>>151439953united don't play until tomorrow
Shlockeres
I like listening to french commentary to learn the language
What’s happening gooniggers
>>151440292what football related french words have you picked up on so far
starting to like that pacey Blegian
Did try to tell people Gyokeres was shite. Did you listen? NO.
Pundits were really saying Goysloperes was going to be top scorer
>>151440292ohlálá quelle frappe
>>151440365Cadeux = gift
There's just no attacking style from Arsenal
who else /drinkingalone/ here
Arsenal matches are fucking brutal to watch>>151440504Would go get some cider but literally can't be arsed to put on trousers
>>151440572Beat me to it
>>151440504i did that last night cuz my wife was supposed to stay at her folks but she ended up coming home and now I'm grounded as well as hungover as fuck
>>151440572>>151440617>mfw Tony burns millions signing the guy from Buzzfeed
>>151440504Me, but wife and kids went to my mother in-laws for a while. I am gonna watch sports & get sauced up on whiskey to see how angry my wife gets when she gets home and sees I didn't accomplish anything productive.
>>151440674
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Floperes
Floperes
>punch your own teammate in the head>stop play due to a head injuryWhy don't more teams utilise this strategy?
>Anthony Taylor it's all about youBOOM. Got his ass.
Arsenal must be the luckiest club in the world, every time they play somebody they have an injury crisis or go through bad form
>gyokerrors
That'll get the noggin joggin
Heem'd
Playing this shit, Arsenal are not potential champions
So many fakers at this Fulham team. Getting sick and tired of their bullshit
DOOSH!
>>151441179it's called "selling" and tony demands it of his players
Can I take this time to post, Sir Mick Jagger, happy 82nd birthday this year
These niggroes gonna cost me money today
>>151440675What does your wife expect you to have accomplshed when she arrives home?
>>151441213kek
Bretty poor so far. Cammmm on score will ya
oh saka is playing
A derby game without at least 5 cards is a shit game.London is soulless.
>>151441256Clean up the garage, spray the property w/weed killer, replace one of the bathrooms toilet pump. I am not feeling it. I'd rather get drunk & watch sports. I'll get up 5am tomorrow and do that stuff.
there really is no good reason to watch arsenal games
>>151441462it's probably the whitest good team in the world
Really brutal going from Bournemouth Vs CP to this. Saw that two on three break Arsenal had with Timber and who knows who else and I knew it, I felt it in my bones that it would just peter out
Eze has been ghost
>>151441568It's almost as if a player that was at Palace until 27 isn't that good
>/sp/ is dead pls don't leave me bros
>>151441568Halloween's coming up, he's been practicing his ghost impression
Might watch the Iris Affair because the Irish lass is quite fit but I bet it's woke nonsense
>>151440134No idea. Genuinely bizarre.
>>151441213Someone tell that to the Bucks
EVERYONE BE QUIETTHE SLOP HAS RESTARTED
Crockeres
omds they're actually losing against fulham
I CAN'T SCORE
the fuck is happening to the audio feed
Fucking NBC and their shit audio crew
Does Trossard have that illness that Solid Snake does that makes you old? Really tired eyes and grayish hair.
>>151442121he looks proper fucked don't he
>>151442121He always reminds me of Lee Hendrie for some reason.
>>151442158Never noticed how downy he looked 2bh
Team is completely different without Martin Odegaard man
>>151442221theyve all been telling me theyre better with that Zubimendi lad what happened to that
no.audio would be better than muting every two seconds
THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD SHOT YOU'VE SENT TO THE SKY HARRY WHAT THE FUCK
>Cockeres
>>151442244Nah Zubi was supposed a Thomas Partey replacement. I don't like the idea of relying of Merino again
VAR tried to Rob arsenal for them to score a minute later kek
STOKESENAL STRIKE AGAIN!
We can't let this lot win the league man this is terrorism
your set piece, sir
>Don't concede>Score from a set piece>WinHow do you stop this
BOSSARD
Stoke fc
>Open stream>See players celebrating >Immediately feel like it was a set piece goal before I even saw the replay Such is Arsenal
>>151442103how have they not fixed it yet
>1hr of slurping low block football>arsenal 1-0 from a set piece Yeah this slurping sport has been ruined
>favorite porn site dropped the performative id outrage schtickhell yeah weekend's back on boys
Just tuned in, has Gyokeres done something?
Come on. Emile Smith-Rowe equalizer, let's have it
haha they scored from a corner again. pathetic
>Fulham dropping like fliesDid they perform for AEW or something?
>>151442444Qrd?
arteta is basically ainge with a set piece coach
>One too many meals Smith-Rowe
ERA
>>151442531couple of states a few years ago started requiring "id verification" to see "adult content," my state put similar legislation into effect about a month ago...now it looks like there's so little traction in enforcing it that none of the sites give a fuck anymore lmao
NO ERA
No era
no era
world class tackle
he gets the fucking ball AND it's outside the box
>>151442523All they can manage is shitty corner goals as they're a shit team>*does pooing and farting noises*shit shit shit
if this is given im going to kill myself
why does arsenal always get threads? is it because you're mad wogs have conquered your lands and you think you'll get a symbolic victory if they lose?
>>151442624for real, would've been a real shame if they gave a penalty for that
>mick jagger in the standsGigajinx'd fulham is winning this game
Shart is gonna have a hissy fit
>Sumo thread has more posts than a Large Six PL gameIt's over
game's still paused lmao just make the call and get on with it
What a diving bastard
gotta say these nfl style explanations have been great so far
>>151442670the sumo in london is kino in fairness
>saka's reactionfucking kek
NO ERA LMAO ARSELEL GET FUCKED
Thank you based refs. I still can't see Fulham scoring though.
Took they're fackin time
Saka should be booked there for diving, springing off the ground into a clump with zero contact from the defender. Genuine scummy behavior from the scummiest club in the prem.
>replay meticulously shows the foul before the ball touch>still get the wrong decisionVAR works. refs don't. get in AI sexbots instead
they are doing this on purpose they know its not a penalty but because everyones been moaning about it they are showing that refs do overturn VAR too
>>151442701Nothing new there, that's how you got to the final in euro 21
hey sorry can someone define "clear and obvious" for medoes it mean 10 minutes super slow mo 900 angles and then go look at a monitor for 3 minutes? thanks
>>151442737good post
>>151442718Harry Wilsingz will save us
Nah that wasn't a penalty.
>>151442763clear and obvious for everyone with eyesnow FOY
>>151441710It's less dead and more just aging.Zoomers don't like sports as much as they like Anime and Video Games. We're all a bit older and more normal than other boards so on a Saturday Evening we're likely committed to doing things. I'm a yank so it's mid afternoon for my, but in 3 hours I'm gonna be in the thick of human socializing until probably about 2 in the morning. I'm 35, I have shit to do because it's Saturday Night. There's drinks to be had, people to be talked to, bullshit to be spewed
>>151442158who in turn reminds me of james tarkowski
>>151442791thats not a very good definition if you have to use the term in the definitionmaybe try again but better
no idea why traore is still in the bench
>>151442824FOY
>>151442737He's a good boy with GCSEs
>>151442807>35 and out until 2 in the morningm8 that's fucking depressing
>>151442860It's okay if you do it every so often to relive the glory days or for a special occasion.It's sad if it's your routine.
>>151442807Based
>>151442847someone warn this guys wife shes in danger, his footy team is losing again
>>151442907FOY
>>151442888>relive the glory dayseven sadder actually
>>151442935>never had glory daysFeel bad for you.
>>151442952>he clings desperately to part of his pastFeel bad for you.
>Fulham defender doesn't get the ball bit fouls gyokeres >no penalty >Fulham played gets the balls but fouls saka>no penalty They're just desperate not to award penalties. Who's on VAR? Is it that England guy?
arsewank on the cards
>>151442860it's just natural for some people. my wife likes to party until dawn. I don't get the appeal but it comes naturally to her and some of her friends. we're always the last to leave. we're 30.
>he has a social lifewhat a complete loser
>>151442860a lot of couples spend the entire night in swing clubs
CROCKERES IS SO FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN
Gyokeres is genuinely shite.
>>151442977idk I just like getting my dick wet and drinking booze.
Floperes skying it into row Z with his giant donkey hooves
>>151443004>>151443021no children by 30 might as well kill yourself honestly
gf just moaned from the other room for some reason
>>151443067'
>>151443055sounds like you're still 22 mentally
>>151442977>seeing old friends and having a nice drinkypoos is desperationI'm sorry you have such deep regrets about a live not lived. Please try not to kill yourself as you decline into old age.
eze carrying these bums
hahahahaha what a pathetic fucking dive lmao
Floperes all time stinker. What the fuck was that dive.
>>151443101m8 you yourself said the phrase "glory days." the very idea is tied to regret
>>151443101>drinkypoosThink you might be gay m8
>>151443148It's just common parlance. If you don't have anything to look back fondly on from the days where you were at your most youthful that's very sad. Anyway, this isn't your fucking therapy session, buck it up you cunt.
>Talking to people>EverGenuinely had no idea there were such pathetic people on this board.
>>151443067I prefer my hedonist life to your settled down life.
>>151443067i'm trying to but you don't know how it's like in here we're all poor as fuck. there's a reason guatemalans go to usa to give birth, the third world sucks
>>151443171>he never had a drinkypoos with his best chumsfull of shut in weirdos this board
>>151443067i might have one out of wedlock, you never know
>>151443193We don't sign our posts here
>>151443193you can appreciate your youth without putting it on a pedestal, sounds like you're the one grasping for something here bud
>>151443203like i said, sad
>>151443238You've taken a stock phrase that just means 'to have a drink with old friends' and spun it into some hyperbolic tragic mess. Clearly you're repressing feelings of regret and lashing out as a result. I'm sorry, again, that you feel this way. Let's leave it there.
Gyokeres was a God, just give him the ball and he would tank and trick the defenders, he saved Amorim job at Sporting after a shocking 4th place. Ruined Sporting and Arsenal, by leaving
>>151443290even brasileirão bums make it in the tuga league
>>151443286yeah, you surely meant nothing by the "stock phrase" you willingly used without prompting. sure thing, m8
>>151443290you have a very very low standard league, spending 70m on a player that got outscored by Chuba Akpom was retarded
>>151443290Clearly your league is shit, full of retard defenders.
not trying to be weird but what is with fulham and all these hench black lads with long hair
>>151443322Yeah people tend to use stock phrases willingly and without being prompted. They are stock phrases, their whole point is to grease the wheels of conversation by being easily understood aphorisms that don't need to be explained. That is, unless, you're speaking to a fucking mong.
>>151443364nfl phenotype
>>151443309Only good if they go to Porto. As soon as I see a Brasileirão player get signed by Benfica or Sporting I already know it's a flop.
>Crockofshiteres
don't rate Iwobi or Traore or Sessegnon, simple as
>big gyACK
>>151443376>i never actually MEANT "glory days"! i just SAID "glory days"! this makes you the idiot somehow
>>151443419Do you know what I think?
>>151443266we're all wired differently. I don't care that you like your quiet family life. Good on you, I have a few friends like you and they're delightful people. But I'm a grimy city boy who works in nightclubs and winds down at pubs we have to exist too.This world is better if we have nice conservative moms and dads having kids they teach tradition and friendly liberals having kids eventually who they play their underground music for and rarely talk about the decade before they had you and all you know is mom had a rhinoplasty and misses her old nose and dad had a lot of dodgy bosses before he got in the union but dated a musician who had to go to rehab
>>151443426>I'm autistic and take everything literally time to derail yet another thread and then wonder why I had no friends growing upkek okay pal
>>151443450>I'm a grimy city boydawg you are almost forty years old. you need therapy
>>151443450>eventually who they play their underground music for and rarely talk about the decade before they had you and all you know is mom had a rhinoplasty and misses her old nose and dad had a lot of dodgy bosses before he got in the union but dated a musician who had to go to rehab
Some players just belong at a certain level and that's clearly the case with Gyo and the tugao. It's also mean towards Sweden giving them false hope by propping up their shitters.
>>151443454>i say things i don't mean and then wonder why my posts don't make any sensesounds about british
3 points in the bag
Viktor Gyokeres does his mask like a retard and he's shit. Simple as
Gyokeres is there to be a relentlessly aggressive attacking sperg, so Ødegård and Saka can get more space
Gyokeres is good. Unlike all the overhyped ngubus and mutts.Same with wirtz, they just need time.But pissak and ekitike will end up being the real flops
>>151443491What do you think therapy is?
>>151443652hopefully the place that helps you realize you're nowhere near a "boy"
>>151443606Back to >>>/pol/ with your brown brothers
>>151443730Sorry for insulting your precious ngubus, i didnt know how much you loved them
>>151443751>i brought race into this. that means you are somehow obssessed with race, like i am
>>151443935Immediately jumping to defend random ngubus is not obsession, yes
>>151443676I'm young at heart and spirit. We live different lives, what brings us together for a couple hours on a Saturday afternoon is a soccer match. We shouldn't condemn each other for living different lives.I was about 22 when I figured out this is the life I want. I could have been a lawyer, a journalist, a quiet analyst in a museum checking the historical relevancy and writing copy about 19th century artists and leaders, but instead I do what I do.One day you and your wife are gonna be bored with the same old, you're gonna see a guy like me at the club, checking your id and making sure you respect the performers. Shaking you up a cocktail or pouring your pint. Hell one day your wife may want a train run on her and you'll need a guy like me for that. One day I'm gonna need to phone up a guy like you because something happened with an account or a check or something. Lets just be happy that for 24 hours a day our world has people working. I'm glad you're happy, don't be bitter I'm happy too.
