No baseball today D:
doyers
>>151441183>goes 1-50 and then hits a home runso people hate the modern approach until you hit a home run?
Mets
>biggest possible matchup for baseball>gets beaten by women's college basketballlittle man of american sports
Instead of a salary cap, they should just let the team with the lower payroll steal one player of their choice from the other team for the duration of the series.
>>1514412882025 NCAA championship without CC was 8.8 million. It's literally all Caitlin Clark.
>>151441280That is correct.
>if I'm a seething tranny I winkwaz what a zutted faggot
>>151441308The Angels should be able to steal Ohtani back AND make the dodgers continue to pay his deffered salary.
>>151441183Ay-yoo-heh-neo Suarez
>>151441459still wouldnt get them a win in the playoffs. I dont mean a series win, I mean a playoff game.
>>151441285ACK STATUS???
>get raped by a team that got hot at the right moment after it spent 3 months in its worst slump in 8 years>blame the salary cap you had the worst .avg in NLCS/ALCS historyLMAO. Might genuinely be the hardest I've ever laughed in the post season. Brewers fucking choked, and it doesn't get any more complicated than that. Phillies also choked.
>>151441459They would have to make the playoffs first
>>151441509what did they choke on
>still afraid of the salary capkek
Toronto lost
Are there any interesting free agents this year that won't immediately get picked up by LA/NY? This offseason is about to be so fucking boring
Why are baseball's ratings so bad bros?
Also baseball is not getting a salary cap. The sport is growing (massively outside of America) and these leech owners get their money from the rich teams. ffs the Brewers are thinking of trading Peralta because he has an 8M player option. If you cant afford that get the fuck out of the league.
>>151441578Just do what I do and don’t pay attention at all in the off season.
>>151441486>>151441530Ohtani deserves to be stuck in Analheim forever as dharmic punishment for being greedy
>>151441531cheese
>>151441587bad marketing, bad tv contracts, complacency among ownership, poor adaptation to gamifying viewers
>>151441587It’s because there are so many games spread out over an extended time period. Both in individual series and just the season in general. The World Series if it goes to 7 games is like 10 days from start to finish. The ratings do get better for game 7 though. Meanwhile football is a winner take all game. There’s almost a fomo with football that there isn’t with baseball.>butI do think it’s good they play so many games. It makes flukes less likely. And I like that during Baseball season there’s usually a game on. Double edged sword.
>>151441655cheese you say?
do jays fans even know this guy cheated?
How can we get to their level bros
>>151441866>And I like that during Baseball season there’s usually a game onnow that i am older this is the greatest appeal of baseball. I can always look forward to a ball game to end my day with.
>>151441866I NEED baybaw tho
>>151441940based
>>151441940why did he do it?
>>151441944don't care. love baseball, love the 'dgers, love the 'lot. simple as.
ohtani allows us to dream
>salary floor of $150m which increases over time, tied to inflation or some shit>hard salary cap of $300m, increases at same rate>100% luxury tax kicks in at $250m, all luxury tax proceeds are given to small market teams but required to be spent on payroll>any small market owner who can't afford it is forced to sell and/or relocateI just fixed this semen slurping sport. You're welcome
>>151442193how does a deferred payout work like half of the dodgers contracts that don't pay out till 2035
dodgerchads, I'm thinking about buying a couple cheaper tickets to the ws. should I go top deck behind home plate, or pavilion?
>Martin Maldonado announces retirement
>>151442230Either ban them or make deferred payouts count double against the cap in the year they're paid, so you can defer payouts if you want but it will completely fuck your team over once you get to the deferred portion.
>>151441288>gets beaten by women's college basketballI couldn't care less about it only like collage but WNBA nahhhhh
>>151442390>make superteam>defer payments for 10 years>10 year dynasty>file for bankruptcy>repeat
>>151442533>muh workaround broOk then change something else in response to thatNeger
>>151442262I like moving around so I'd pick the pavilion
who else here jombie?
Stupid Canadians better not fuck this up
explain this one captards
>>151442533That doesn't make any sense. Do you know what bankruptcy is?
>>151441531Japanese penis. It’s almost impressive that it was even possible…
>>151441935specifically cheese curds, while philly choked on cheesesteak
>hombrecito complexlol
>>151442706That looks like a good distribution of teams, what point is this supposed to make?
Mad how the Yankees won all those world series when 30M people were watching and the dodgers will be lucky to get maybe 12There's no matching the Glory of Winning when Baseball was King
>>151442779My soldier is standing at attention sir…
>>151442779faggot
>>151442706kill yourself already
>>151442798there's no chance in hell this is accurate. the shift occurred in the late 90s
>>151442790NFL has been rigging it for KC because of taylor swift (which is now over as of the eagles victory) via ref calls so this means salary cap is bad The poster made a grave error by posting the full history of the NFL instead of just the last 6 years.
>less than 10 hours go by>replying to alejahmed again about the same shit he was spamming yesterday
>>151442804>My soldier is standing at attention sir…Why? That's a man.
>>151442811Is he a womanly faggot?
>>151442864most replies are also alejandro
>>151442885I don’t understand the question
>>151442896kek
>no baseball todaySwept but at what cost?
Womanly ass
We need nu tho
check out what used to not be considered a swing back in the day. pretty cool footage.https://x.com/AndThatsBB/status/1979287904351609083
>>151442028frogniggas make'em hop
I’m glad the dodgers btfo the brewers cause they are frauds, and I’m not the type of guy to seethe about ohtani being good at baseball but wtf is this shit lmao. This is like a six year old’s title to a writing assignment.
I don't even watch baseball and my phone has been blowing up about the greatest player of all time.How are you guys taking it?
>>151442987thats fake its vin scully's voice overlaid
>>151443027Up the azz
>>151442987They also used to call strikes on pitches 6" outside, so I guess it all evened out
I take mine *raises brow* up the azz
>>151443047how does overlaying audio that syncs up with footage make something fake?
>>151443047Vin started calling games in the 1940s dawg
>>151443023frauds how? why would the dodgers care if poors are frauds
>>151443143I thought it was in the dodgers
>>151442987We have to go back…
what's with all this coordinated shilling for a cap all of a sudden
>>151443172>>151442987>>151443047That is the dodgers.
the reason otani is so important to japs is because they're utterly terrified of the vastly superior Chinesethey know their only hope is for Big Daddy America to defend them so they hope that they can try and win public support with japanese baseball playersthis isn't about sportsthis is about geopolitics and their inferiority to their vastly superior neighbor
>>151443173is that the cryogenic skull of Ted Williams on a mannequin?
It's ALWAYS politics in the end.
Patt-uh
There are a lot of succulents down there.
My Doggie Doos
>>151443244but why haven't the prices of groceries come down
>>151443263good Decoy
>>151443270jews o algo
>>151443256Succulain't got time fa dat shit
>>151443047>>151443172Son…
>>151443270>muh heckin eggarinosgod do you people ever shut the fuck up?
>>151443294suck my dick
>lose your advantage in anime and video games to chinese and koreans>try to make up the difference with the #4 sport in americawill it work?
>>151443303how about get a job and things won't seem so expensive faggot
zuttkaner seething kek
He would be in the best player ever conversation if he were born 20 years earlier.
>>151443342how about not putting your thumb on the scales you disingenuous cunt
This is /mlb/
So since there isn't any baseball on my plan is to play mvp '05 and/or the show '11 today.
So Showgay had a “goat game “… in the lowest pressure, least significant playoff game you could possibly play (factual statement up 3-0 vs a depleted pitching staff). Yet he does nothing in every other game. It also won’t be possible for him to duplicate it as an average/below average pitcher with few starts.So, he shot his once in a lifetime performance on a garbage time meaningless game, while being a choking bitch in every moment of consequence. Embarrassing, actually
I've never really heard of women basketball fans except collage ones I don't really know the crowds for major league women's basketball
>>151443359>studied gender ethics at directional state tech>wonders why he can't get a six figure remote job at google or apple
>>151443377I beat Silksong last night and 100% it wtf should I play now?
>>151443407>t. projecting fat slobyou are always easily sniffed out
>>151442779why did you photoshop an anthony head on a raleigh body
>>151443440am i the underemployed bitch who complained about MUH WALMART BILL? no, that was you
>>151443433The aforementioned easily emulatable playstation 2 baseball games :)
>>151442798a lot more people are watching from japan though.
>>151443471I told you what you are. easy peasy. your assumptions are your own asshat.
>>151443216/mlb/ fears the Chinese Aaron Judge brewing in the CPBL.
>>151443511>"but why haven't the prices of groceries come down"
>big bully Dodgers swept the Brewers so badly, they're selling Peralta.You can have Campusano and Waldron and that's it, Brewers fan. If you don't want it, we'll give you some cash accentive just for him. Sucks to sucks.... But hey, we'll take good care of him!
>>151443456>why did you photoshop an anthony head on a raleigh bodyThat is not accurate. Raleigh doesn't have as big an ass as Recker.
China is the only country standing up against globohomo besides the saudis. They're Our Guys
brewerbros… we won’t see another nlcs for another two decades
>>151443433pokemon run & bun
>>151443480thats what I was playing before silksong came out, its more of a once and a while type thing.
>>151443623There should be an anime girl baseball game
otaku don't like baseball
>>151443616but China has social credit which is the end goal of globohomo
>>151443585>cash accentive 2hu...
>>151443623I don't know how to hit :)>>151443645Best I can do is touhou mmd baseball.
>>151443553you're the one who tried to call out what you thought was low hanging fruit because you're a slovenly hypocrite who doesn't actually try to put in an honest effort. double triple quadruple down all you like. I see you for what you are.
>>151443681china is the enemy of the jewsthe west is building a goypoints system
>>151443688me catching
>>151443713that doesn't even make any sense. you're the one who cried poor
Daily reminder
Another day another seethefest from our BBC lover
I could go for apoundin
how to stop dodgers
otani is a political tool of japan to try and curry favor with america to defend them against china
>regular season statfags obsessed with WAR and sabrematics talk about how good Ohtani is>statfags are going to ignore their favorite meme stat because of a single game where Ohtani wasn’t extra weightYellow Chungus proves how full of shit these guys are. At least the BA and RBI fags of the past lived by their meme stats.
>>151443787kWAZ what a zutted faggot
>>151443800>curry favor
>>151443688>bat flipping a flyout games gone
>curry favor
Ohtani would be executed for his crimes in Japan. Just sayin'
>>151443800China’s greatest enemies are the SARS to the south. And also the SARS at home
>>151443841>>151443819uh oh ESL alert
>>151443822total meltdown
>curry favor>boarder
>>151443720Could you impotently grind your axe in a different thread?
>NGA raiding /sp/Well that's a new one
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/curry_favor
>>151443878Saary saar
yea we know it's a real term retard it's funny cause you're a pajeet in disguise lmao
curry favor...
Because if i want to watch my favorite team i have to pay $20 a month for a separate streaming service that's only use is watching them.
Are you still mad the Eagles won that superbowl?
>>151443819precious medals
kek FAGint
>>151443720>therefore china goodI implore you reconsider
>curry flavor
>not replying so even the people who try to hide my posts still have to see them
>>151441509The Phillies didn't choke. They outperformed the Dodgers but the umps ignored it
over 125M people watch my Eagles win, including you :)
why is it called the World Series if it’s just America and occasionally Canada (not this year lmfao)
>>151443767all bark and no bite. you don't know the first thing about me. you've never had the responsibility of having to make decisions that affect the livelihoods of people irl.
YOURE canonical team is the broncos you smelly jeet
no baybaw :(
youre
myre
>>151443996>>151444013Godamnit now im the zutt
hey alexa how to stop dodgers
let's all give it up for zuttkaner the seething tranny
japs be like hmm that man assassinated our president but actually he was a bad guy so we are glad he did it とか
>>151443984>i have an important job but i can't afford groceries!!!!yeah ok bud
https://www.freep.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2025/10/17/detroit-tigers-tarik-skubal-2024-contract-extension-offer/86736451007/This is genuinely insulting to read if you're a Tigers fan
>>151444101why did ohtani do it
>>151444227>if you’re a tigers fanso just you then
it makes sense that most owners dont care about winning, there isn't much prestige in baseball compared to football
>>151444229was his initiation into 10th dan yakuza
Ohtanisan....I kneel
>>151444260Or baseball fans in general lolThe fact that the Tigers are $300M apart in extension talks with Skubal makes me think he might actually be traded
>isn’t on the Blue Jays in your path
>>151444229fucking kek
>>151444173I don't have to work anymore because I put in the work. None of my old friends can say the same. Snarky bags like you are a dime a dozen. Sorry if it's an imposition on what you want to be a hugbox for you of nuturing thirsty neets to grow up to be just like you.
>>151444271Well football is higher stakes. One and done games where a dozen people are left injured and brain damaged. If you play the wrong position the damage you do to your body each game is like getting in a multiple car crashes every week.
Gaysconsin
>>151444353>nuturing thirsty neets...what is this even supposed to mean?
I'll say it, if Ohtani were on the Mets, they probably still would have missed the playoffs.
Ohtani has baseball plot armor on and for the life of me, I don't understand why. Like, could you imagine if Judge got caught in a betting scandal or he scammed a real estate project? You'd never hear the end of it. But it was Ohtani and apparently he can do no wrong ever.
>>151444385Losing is in their DNA I mean listen to the Mets fight song>come right out and beat the Mets
>>1514443852026 was always the plan
>>151444406baseball has given up on the american market and is trying to grow japan, it just makes business sense for them
giants desuWe’re close to hiring Tony Vitello of the University of Tennessee’s baseball team as managervery interesting pick, not what I expected and definitely a move only Buster could pull
>>151444437Then they should bunt more. Japs love the bunt and rightfully so bunting is for winners
>jap flag is in /cfb/yeah there's no possibility he's actually japanese kekeither vpn or english teacher
>>151444460they dont have to do anything now that they have otani and his cult following. it's just like how spain captured the latin america soccer market with messii wouldn't be surprised if otani not speaking english is part of japan's injured pride though lol
>>151444376forget it. it went on too far already.
>>151444227>>151444260new tigers fan here, who is skubal?
The Dodgers ruin baseball discourse isn’t about player spend, it’s about revenue. Larger market = much more $$ to spend on players. Dodgers receive $330M annually from TV deal alone, that’s more than the entire 2024 revenue of:ARIKCRDETMINCOLATHCINWSHPITTBRCHWMIA
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP8YO5KjXPK/do they drink it at all?
they're making fun of us in /cfb/ bros...
>>151444602and they made 120M from japan
the moneymaxxing script this year is the dodgers barely lose in the WS to quell salary cap risk
>151444630t. alejahmed samefagging across thread
>>151444325Who has players Detroit needs?
>>151444406>I don't understand whyOhtani is the one baseball player right now who is more famous than the game. If you reach that level you are untouchable. Him, Caitlyn Clark, Luka could blow someone's legs off with a shotgun in broad daylight with a 4k camera aimed at them and still be in the game tomorrow
If you took away the pitching stats you would have a DH who had one great playoff game but otherwise has been inferior to Judge. There is getting caught up in the moment and there is acting stupid over said moment. This is the latter.
>>151444630>the retard hive is spewing retarded bullshit!oh no, what ever shall we do?
>>151444602it's also about them getting all the top japanese talent, only leaving scraps for anyone elsethere needs to be an international draft
Ohtani is a great hitter in a watered down MLB but he's not Mays, Aaron, Clemente, Griffey , Henderson or the hitter Ted Williams was & I've been watching MLB for 70 years.
I'm just reposting ohtani ragebait from xwitter btw
>151444630why would we care what Cletus and Jethro have to say?
>>151442028tired of this life
>>151444822Judge is the better hitter, but Ohtani is the much better overall player.
Did Ohtani hit his parlay though?
>>151442706Why would you want baseball to be more like the NFL?
>>151444822A player of Ohtani's caliber and skillset that was a whyteboi from Missouri or a sturdy Dominican would not get even half the fetishization he does
>>151444960soto is better than both
It's so unfortunate that Ohtani had to go to a faggot LA team.
>>151443688actual pedophile shit ong
>Salary cap implemented >Dodgers rape everyone anyways What would the next cope be?
>>151445060Implement a salary floor.
>>151444910https://zutted.combaseball general
>>151444983And hes watching the playoffs at home like a good little cuck
>>151445060This is why deferred payments need to be addressed as well
>>151444983>xwOBAreally?
Including Ohtani's pitching, Judge still has a higher WAR since Ohtani has been in the league. The general Yankee hatred, plus the novelty of being a two way is obfuscating the truth that Judge is the best hitter since Ted Williams.
>>151444736>Inferior to Judge >got raped by the jays LAWL
>>151445080actually he's in cancun
sometimes its annoying when people here dont understand /int/ memes but i just spam them harder if it happens
>>151445075implement this dick in your ass
FAGint? FAGint kek
>>151445114wow fascinating
>>151445098Here's your elite player BTW
>>151445075A salary floor is much more important than a cap.>>151445093Cope. It only matters when the Dodgers do it cause you are a faggot.
>>151445137Coolest ohtani stat is that since 2022, no matter what version of ohtani ya get - two way player, 50/50 dh - he always finishes behind judge in WAR when they both play a full season. Some years it’s not even close either
>>151445161mow my lawn paco
>>151445194Likewise I’ve never seen Ohtani hit some homers and go above the fence to rob homers from the opposing team in the same game with his glove like Judge has since Ohtani doesn’t play the field. And if all you saw was the rare error judge made, he’s actually very good.
>>151445198Cope and seetheLawl
>>151445194so since judge got juiced home run derby balls to set a meaningless record
>plays in a tball park >Look how many homers!! Lmao stankees tards
>>151445228trim and edge jorge
octobertanibros.. was last night a fluke or are we officially back?
>>151445280>this mad LMAOOO
>have a rule created specifically to help you and only you>still lose to judge every season
>>151445317Judge is at home doing nothing watching Idk what you are on about.
>baseball is all about stats>except when i lose in stats then it's not about statshmmm
>>15144512540 Top keks!!
>>151445295He will vanish till game 5 up 3-1 at home and hit 2 big HR after the Dodgers are up 6.
I thought pitchers couldn't hit anymore?
kek the blue jays manager getting mad the seattle fans were booing a known cheaterKWAB
>>151445137Isnt Ohtani shit in the OF as well? Part of the reason hes a full time DH outside his pitching days.
>>151445369name more than 1
so otani can speak english but refuses to? is it wounded pride just like messi and thirdies? do we need to drag him in front of the world during a superbowl commerical and make him speak the Superior Tongue?
If Ohtani could play outfield, Teoscar wouldn’t have a spot.
>>151445357KEK
>>151445357lmao
>>151445198>>151445280I bet you think you're really fucking funny and clever. "oh i'm racist haha racism is edgy and funny i'm on 4chan look at me lol". stop posting racist shit stop posting about "pacos" stop posting about mowing lawns stop assuming every dodger fan is hispanic. and even if they are so what? what effect does that have on the game? you're just jealous that the dodgers have a loyal committed and ethnically diverse fanbase that fuels the team to the postseason every year while you sit around every october crying and seething and making racist posts on 4chan wondering where it all went wrong with your team. get a life.
>>151445398he spoke it for new balance
>>151445357new lolcow just dropped
>flyovers seething Just lrn2hit, that’s the main part of the game.
>>151445398He spoke it during the parade last year, but he looked really nervous doing it. I think he's just more comfortable speaking Japanese.
So we all agree this is another mickey mouse year?
Quiet, hombrecitos.Football Is On.
Well if it isn't Tarik Skubal.Make him a Met.
>>151445579every time the doyers win it's mickey mouse of coursethey're not allowed to have a real ring
>>151445598No! No! Anywhere but the Mets!
>>151445495NTA but im pretty sure their $400 million dollar payroll is what fuels the team to the postseason kek
>>151445604No but 2020 was 100% Micky Mouse. You just have 2024 to back it up so no one cares.It's not like he's LeBron.
Full season = real ringPlaying all players = real ring2020 doesn’t count and brighter does 2024 since Kersh was kept away. 0 rings, 0 legacy, 0 dynasty.
do asians and hispanics get along or do they have conflict like hispanics and blacks?
>>151445645Alright Yankee take the mask off we know it's you.
>>151445370>KWABSNEED
>>151445656They meet halfway and make Filipinos to compromise
>>151445295A fluke, but well worth it.
>>151444101>japan>president
>>151445357kek what a zutted tranny
why would MLB let the dodgers sweep the series? thats 3 huge revenue games they just gave up
brown people really think they can be scoring dem white people points by spamming an impotent meme kek
>>151445710you know those are pretty different, right?
>>151445736mlb has decided they're only going to really grow in japan hence why they change their rules just for otani and cover up his gamblingjaps have a big wounded pride problem so it plays well to them
>>151445661We both know doyers are on fraud watch. They’re going to lose and try to buy Skubal.
>>151445762there's literally no practical difference at all. they're both the effective head of government, it's just an autistic difference because of some europeans still having a completely symbolic monarchy and others not having it.or do you think the emperor has any power
Has Alejandra explained at all how he thinks these imaginary Mexicans are scoring white people points by memeing on him on an anonymous image board? It’s anonymous, I know he’s single digit IQ but surely even he sees that makes zero sense.
new barance Ching Chong chow
>>151445818KEK
Please stop posting dead birdies :(
banti
They're putting handcuffs on Ohtani as we speak. A golden band of light is shining down on Ippei's cell. It's finally over. Manfred is crying into his phone with a gun pressed to his opposite temple muttering "onegaishimasu" over and over..
>watch teammate get his second homer in this game after six strikeouts and four inning shutouts>basically punching the ticket to world series>react like you saw someone you know get beheaded at the guillotineWhat did he mean by this
>>151445391https://youtu.be/62ZAFHXzoi4
ironically otani gets a bunch of white people points for having a gambling problem kek
>>151445964He's feeling for the Brewers, class act
>>151443688>>151443867Need more 2hu baseball
>>151445964salary cap hurts all
>>>/mu/128122734just look at the hispanics desperately trying to claw back WPPs after being exposedyou don't even need flags, browns can't help themselves.
>>151445915
>>151445964Literally "stop stop he's already dead", but he's also in awe
hispanics also always seethe when you point out they're not American lol
Fly the L, sewers!
>>151445098>Ted WilliamsYou mean Bonds
>>151441940Based Woo!
>>151445990are you unaware that you’re an autistic permavirgin whom no one will ever love lmao. just end it Jaipreet, and stream it for us. why delay the inevitable?
>151445990
>>151445970Asians love gambling though we see it as a vice they see it as gods will
>>151445793uhhhhhpresident is normally more powerful, and do you have any idea how many times japanese pm has been easily replaced in the last 20 years? the way they get elected is pretty different too
>>151445295last night was basically 9 innings of garbage time and Ohtani thrives in those situations
>>151445120PFMA
>>151446104A Judgeian performance.
>>151446086sports betting isn't really a thing in japan though
>>151446031heh
>>151446103I don't know I'm not a zoomer engaged in culture war retardation. Fuck off back to twitter m8
Good afternoon, M's bros. I was at the game last night and am still buzzing.
>>151446133More into horse betting amirite?
>>151446100that's not inherent to president vs prime minister that's just because of how your government is setupor do you think the president of greece is more powerful than the PM of the UK because he's a president
>>151445989This.... all of this
>>151446138>he posts on a website at the very core of the modern culture war who got trump elected 3 times
>>151441183This is not a human?This muhu vugguh is from 3I ATLAS right?
I'll only call Ohtani the GOAT if he becomes a 2-sport star. What else could he play?
>>151446165>election tourists actually believe thisholy cringe
it's funny because he's an SS officer you see
>151446165>being this new
>>151446143Glad you had fun bro. I went to ALDS G1 and ALCS G4 :(
>>151446143Happy for you frens. Glad you could have your own Magglio moment. Gotta win tge whole AL now.
>>151446191>my side lost the election so it doesn't matter
>>151444101Super based, goverment officials should live in fear every moment
/mlb/ got trump elected
>151446165embarrassing post
>>151446157almost nothing is really inherent. i mean, i wouldn't really like to bully uneducated people, you know
>>151446244Obviously
>>151445818kek!!!
>>151446244Japan loves Trump.
>>151446208Damn, you may need to stay home. I was at ALDS G1 & G5, and ALCS G3. 3-1 so far on the year. >>151446213Just one of 2, but I'm very confident about closing them out tomorrow night.
I love Ohtani and I just discovered this new meme called nyan cat you guys are gonna love
>>151446104This.Let’s see him try to repeat that with the series tied 3-3
>>151446302kek toids
>>151446154and pachinko. basically japs love any gambling that's allowed by the govt but it's still pretty strict overall
>>151446289Yeah. I had a really good record through the year, only saw couple losses. [/sp/oiler]I'm still gonna go to the Series when we make it.[//sp/oiler]
>>151445989I'd have to look some up.
>>151446338I watched Kaiji I have a tiny level of understanding haha.
>>151446295>humiliation ritualYou know that 95%+ of those guys either are ambivalent or like Trump because he saves them millions? Not everyone has to be a Bible-thumper like Treinen
>>151446302Perfect encapsulation of this thread whenever people start arguing about politics. >>151446339You gotta keep trying, I understand. I'll be there for game 3 and 4 if we make it.
>>151446370why do you people constantly think its about the playersit's about the fanbasethey're all left wingers who seethe that trump won
>>151446370And that’s why Kike is the most based dodger
What's a zutt
My Dodgers clinched did you see???
>>151446498No
the reality is there was a great white flight from baseball to football between 1950 and 1980baseball is now the that metaphorical inner city, it's just hispanics instead of blacks
>>151446450nobody knows or cares
>>151446498I actually did not because I went out to get Thai food after the Msbros comeback. But have a >gaysconsin from me!
>>151446409Lmao there are 5.7M registered voters in LA County; of the 3.5M who voted in 2024, about a third went for Trump. Now think of the LA diaspora in Nevada, Arizona, Colorado, Utah, etc. No normal person gives a shit about the little pomp and circumstance besides the terminally online.
>>151446498No, I turned it off when Roberts took Shohei out.
tens of thousands of your kind lost their jobs for making fun of kirkhasan got exposed as a dog abuser
>>151446557based
>>151446613Dumb, there's a reason nobody has hired college guys with no pro experience before.
>Hasan holy fuck this thing is a zoomer KEK
>>151446632Kirk is FAT and I'm going to keep making fun of him even if Dom Canzone is too retarded to throw accurately to home.
>>151446632I thought you meant the fat kirk at first
kek seething about hasan being exposed
>>151446643I hate the Republicans and the Democrats brother. They all hate you too, btw.
>>151446557Where is your Thai place, Msbro?
>>151446632Kirky owned them
>my side lost so i'm independent now lol
Peff doesn't like any team, he's just a fan of baseball.
>>151446662I thought that was obvious by now
>>151446668I lost my job for making fun of Alejandro Kirk and became radicalized
I don't care about all your politics. Ohtani is the only king that really matters
>my side lost so i dont care now>stop reminding me!
n v k e s e a t t l e
>zuttkaner still trying to cop white people points when he isn't guzzling bbckek
>>151446668William Shatner is 94 and in good shape for his age
Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?
I'm going to shoot Alejandro Kirk in the neck when he wins ALCS MVP as a fun little callback
doyer fans will never forgive and never forget
>>151446892Internet fans are whatever but it is extremely funny Roberts talked about taking a stand back in 2017 or 2018 and just gave up lmao
>>151446694It was a place in Portland I hadn’t been to before called Khao Moo Dang. It was really good.
Hate Reds, Hate Royals.
chicanos voting for trump to gain white people points is probably the funniest thing that could have happened in american politics
doyerpacos and poodrepacos be like
>>151446790Most of the 2016 newfags were genx and boomer though, this retard was in elementary school in 2016 lmao
>>151446948Portland has some really good Chinese food, too. Also one of the best burrito shops I ever found was in Portland, surprisingly.>>151446976It's called Catholicism lmao you guys really don't understand how nationalistic/conservative a lot of Mexicans are.
>>151447101>It's called Catholicismtrump is Protestant
literally zero chance the memeners win a game at the skydome
>>151446802I nooticed nobody cares about the murder of george springer, but make fun of alejandro kirk and you're instantly unemployable
>>151447131And?
>Then I heard the Lord asking, "Whom should I send as a messenger to this people? Who will go for us?" I said, "Here I am. Send me."
>>151447180He’s too retarded to realize that everything in life doesn’t revolve around the politics of spite and seething. These people don’t love America or the constitution and want to see it destroyed to trigger a handful of trannies and blue haired libs that the internet has convinced them are the enemy. He’s likely not even American himself.
the more obsessed with race and politics you are, the more likely you are black or brown
>>151447399Truly wild to just organize everything life into such rigid categorizations. Anyway my baseball team fucking sucks but is highly entertaining
the big dumper
you're on a political and racist website, possibly the most political and racist one on the internet.
Curvy body.
PFMA (open invitation)
frognigga website, the most frognigga website
>>151447534retards love to say this
>>151447534You are brown and disgusting.
frogs are symbolic of /pol/'s victory over the tranime oldfags
hilarious how dumb fucks cry about dodger spending.the real reason they're ass blasted is because players are willing to defer their contracts to play for the dodgers but not for their shit team
>>151447147they won two already
>>151447606if it's false why is the UK trying to ban 4chan? it's not our high quality baseball discussion kek
Triggered much, libcucks?
>>151447656why don't you just go to the board labeled politics if you want to talk about it?
>>151447641they're deferring contracts to dodge california tax bro
>>151447527>Prithee, m'Lady, might I throw my gaze upon your rumpscuttle?>Yes, my dear, inch those court appearance trousers down to revel thy magnificent can>Oh my indeed>On first glimpse, mine heart leaps in rapture>What is that over there, schnuckums?>*Teleports behind you*>Alas, I am closer, and with bottoms-bared you are vulnerable to my stealth attack>*Crouches down at lightning speed*>Why, greetings, fair arse. Might I withdraw a whiff?>A gentleman cannot help but notice the arresting nature your curvature sports>You are an arse that began its journey in full rosiness and pert quality>However, blessed buttocks, like a daffodil that has been ravaged by slugs, you are now an arse that sags in a permanent frown, your crack housing a dark-grey fartdriller, permanently pungent>The hands of the clock have not been kind, dearest arse, however you must now be ready for my hands, which I assure you.. will be... most kind...>*Playful chortle*>That's it, reveal yourself to me>*Wedges buttockflaps apart, slowly, as the clagnut speckled hairs pull on each other and eventually snap apart, letting out a strong scent of rotting chicken and stale piss*>*SNIFF*>You did not disappoint me, my lower-class lovebug. It is a powerful aroma.. Thou hast revealed Thy favors and Thy bounties>*SNIFF*>Like the first guft of wind as you open a packet of sliced ham!>Come on lass, you know what I require>SQUEEEELDGE BOOOOOOOOOR BITOW POW POW BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRRRQUUUOP
the LA Tax Dodgers
>>151447656im sure someone on int or pol will be happy to discuss
>>151447641The deferrals don't really mean shit, they just agree on a current-day value and convert it to FPV. Dodgers probably are getting some savings from guys who wanna ringchase tho, no different than any other big spender.
What could have been.Where do you rank him among the best pure hitters of all time?
>>151447692the people who were defeated have fled there but remain on our website so they can be reminded in their would-be hugboxesgo to r*ddit if you don't like it
are we all trying to memoryhole BLM? Sports are politics.
>>151447693They do it for the love of the game idiot
>>151447708somehow have never seen this one. pretty entertaining.
>>151447788Brewers losing miserably? Absolutely not it should be talked about way more
>>151447767He was easily one of the top 5 best all-around hitters of the early 2010s. Shame his prime was cut short
>>151447810>players are all greedy bastards who dont care about winning and just care about moneymaxxingt>except for these ones playing for the dodgers taking a contract designed to minimize the amount of tax they have to pay when playing in a state with oppressive commie tier taxationhmm i dont think this narrative will pass
>>151447767'bout tree fiddy
Democrats (or as I like to call them, Demon Rats!) are positively flustered over my Weirdos
>>151447566go braves!
>>151447829>poverty tier flyover sewers who always choke no matter who they're facing (who maybe stole signs) lost to a superteam with an infinite dollar+yen moneyprinterit's not a very interesting story, if it was the phillies the sewers would have choked all the same
>>151441935Yup, this is going in my white women folder.>>151441940Hapas are a dangerous species. Something about mixing white neuroticism with Asian autism.>>151443216Chinese and Japanese are the same race. When the Great Realignment occurs, Ohtani will be reassessed as belonging to the Asian wave.>>151443353A fascinating specimen.
>>151447288Bryce "THE TEXAS TERROR" Miller
who here reps #GaurdsBall?
Still one of my favorite baseball logos of all time
>>151447967>Hapas are a dangerous species.
>>151447399>He’s likely not even American himself.There's a website that allows you to spam and ban evade from a massive pool of residential IPs. It bypasses the vpn blocks altogether. You'll see him spamming /mlb/ with Canadian, American, even Moroccan flags. He could be posting from India for all we know
>>151448002You can either become an Elliot Rodger or a top athlete, such is the fate of the hapa
>>151448083there's no way that's a 50/50 hapa
>>151448083Dean Cain works for ICE doesn't he?
>>151447983kino. those things take like 100 years before they grow arms. its a felony to fuck with them
>>151448019Yea I know this, there’s also the very obvious grammar and spelling mistakes that he constantly makes. That’s part of the point I was making. The Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and whoever else that he hates so much live rent free in his head, he’d know what that meant if he wasn’t such an utter newfag. They control his life and are his only motivation for getting out of bed in the morning; it’s clearly all he thinks about. Baseball.
>stop ruining our hugbox!go to reddit if you don't like it
>>151447571I've been hearing this.
>>151448332No one is laughing with you
>>151448002jmafwmaf only creates things of beauty
>chicanos can't even step out onto /sp/ because they get bullied into ashes by superior southern cone latinxkek
I can’t call you a retarded faggot on Reddit though and you haven’t ruined anything, the memes making fun of you get 10x the Yous that your retarded spam gets lol.
>boarder
>>151447571>>151448334Aqausox bros I'm kind of disappointed that they're going to be moving to a new stadium near the arena. The parking there sucks.
you know deep down your racial sport is povertyball but you're fucking dogshit at it
>>151448389>our browncords spam reply so you loseyou would have your hugbox circlejerk about how you won but instead you get reminded that you're a brown shitskin who lost the only competition which matters (the election)
>>151448414my race invented the sport
>>151447983cacti are antisemitic
>>151441595So the Brewers need new owners; the problem is what billionaire or group of billionaires would want to first spend the money to acquire the Brewers with a media market of about 1.6M people (35th in the nation)? If you were buying the team and knew that your ultimate reach was so hard-capped, wouldn't you explore moving the team to maximize your investment? Where could you go that has a sizable population where you're not fighting with some club's existing territorial rights? So if you can't move anywhere, and you've got a pitiful media market size, what else is there to do besides run the team on a budget?Truly, truly what MLB needs (because the PA will never agree to a cap and MLB would shoot itself in the foot if they have another extended strike/lockout) is taking a long, hard look at revenue sharing. New York, LA, SF, Chicago, and Toronto have a tremendous media market revenue advantage they may as well play in another league. Yes, you still need good scouting, development, baseball ops, etc., and that can overcome payroll shortages in the regular season but it means shit all in the playoffs unless the stars align and you have maybe 2-3 years before your window closes with good injury luck.
>>151448180That's cool (the fact and the law). The desert is so cruel and beautiful
>>151448509>Where could you go that has a sizable population where you're not fighting with some club's existing territorial rights?North CarolinaTennessee
>>151448449>>151448483These would be decent rebuttals if they were even 10% true lmao, but as such they just prove your severe mental disabilities
>>151448483I would like to remind you that the racist Brewers Karen was fired from her job, banned from her stadium, publicly humiliated and forced to watch her team get raped on live television by a Japanese man.
>>151448579kek what a zutted faggot
>>151448593how many of your kind got fired for making fun of charlie kirk? you lost paco
and hasan is finished kekbad time to be your side
https://youtu.be/uW0V6OsxDBo?si=v_JomMFMOt9WGZHq
can you even speak your racial language of mexican?
>>151448620Charlie Kirk? Never heard of him. Who does he play for?
>>151448679Blue Jays
>>151448659you're literally the same race as him?
>>151448679Padres I think
>>151448679the angels
>>151448545Carolinas yes, Memphis is the first TN entry I see at #50 (well below Milwaukee)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_stations_in_North_America_by_media_market
>>151448679Team Won The Election
>>151448679zuttkaner got MINDFUCKED when he found out a 5'8 250 pound mexican named alejandro was still taller, less obese, whiter, and more successful then he'll ever be
shitposting, racism, trolling and ban evasion are cornerstones of 4chan culture and what makes it unique on the internet
>>151448770>less tallersenooooooooooooooooooor
>>151448509I overrated the Bay Area media market compared to DFW, Houston, and Atlanta, but the general point stands.
>>151448781>?>do not redeem the esl saar!
I met Charlie Kirk the day before he got shot; when I asked him about "Alejandro", he told me he was a GREAT baseball player. Thank you, Charlie!
Ale terrifies me...
>>151448791those teams are dominated by football culture just like the vast majority of americait's only LA and NYC where baseball can compete locally
>>151448781kek zuttkaner can't even read anymore. too much dilating
>>151447848if its as beneficial as you say everyone would do it, they are either greedy for doing it and everyone else isn't or the opposite, you cannot have both.Avoiding taxes does not compensate for inflation and having the money security for today.There's nothing wrong with being greedy, that's what they are being paid for, but there's also nothing wrong with chasing the win.
>>151448448I can't believe he did all that in one game
what is it like being brown, do you ever forget and then it hits when you when you see yourself in the mirror?
>plastic spics watching baseball tookek
>>151448934what did you mean by this? >>151448781how esl are you?
>>151448698>>151448770That's Alejandro Kirk, dumbass.
>>151448509that is just the general problem, people don't seem to realize that some teams will literally never be able to be in the position the dodgers are. no media company is going to give fucking Milwaukee or Minnesota or St. Louis the media deal the dodgers get. No entity is going to drop the amount of money the Dodgers are given to prop up some flyover. There are definitely teams in big markets that have no excuse like the Angels, but to say that a team like the Brewers, or the Reds will EVER be able to be in the same position as the Dodgers just because every team is owned by a billionaire is having the business understanding of a child
>deflects from being a shitskindamn that grim huh?
My Steakies would bootyblast all your shit teams.
>>151449064how does still taller turn into less taller?
>>151449000who is making the argument that the poorfag teams can spend like the Dodgers?
where is nu
>>151449089it's called speed readingdo you say everything you read out loud in your head like a child?i read like 2-3k words per minuteit might take you your full attention to shitpost on /mlb/ but for me it takes maybe 10%
>>151449067Kiss my grits bitch
>alter
nu>>151449135>>151449135>>151449135
>>151448397They should move down to the crummy field near the airport, near where I used to live.
>>151449101The psychogang is willing to offer nu for a kekkies cap
>>151449099Literally everybody. Whenever you point out the obvious disadvantage a small market team has, every Dodger fan comes out of the woodwork to go "EVERYONE CAN DO WHAT THEY DO, YOU'RE JUST CHEAP!!!!"
>>151449182Unironically yes the other owners are jews who dont want to win for their fans. Just juice them for money. See the Angels. Just good enough to make money but never win shit.
>>151442028
>>151446694The fact her parents didnt beat her for this is pathetic
