>rags edition
>>151451617>>151451617>>151451617
How about those come back Canucks?
kraken btw
Thanks for all the laughs in the last thread guys
In a crooked little town they were lost and never foundFallen>laffsFallen>laffsFallen>laffsOn the ground
THAT'SSSSSSS KRAKENNNNNN HOCKEYYY BABYYYYYY
>rags
the >rags are getting KEKED and FUCKED dans montréal maintenant
>the city of Snatchville
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151451669yw yw
Habs haters...this Habs team actually looks pretty good....
>>151451659Kwabed by the knights
scheifele now all time point leader in thrashers/jets history
mfw refs are finally calling calls for my habbies this seasonprobably gonna stop halfway into the season
RAGZ SISTERS WTF I THOUGHT GERIATRIC LE BREADMAN, HAMAS AND JT "THIN BLUE LINE" MILLER WAS THE ANSWER
>>151451659What if the Rangers got demoted to the OHL and the Rangers got promoted to the NHL? You can call it the old switcharoo.
>>151451669all me btw
>>151451694this is what happens when the boys actually like each other on and off the ice
>>151451617I really hate the ads on the glass
>>151451703can't hate London
>>151451737then go to the games in person
This Harvard Jackguy fella for the Habs is something special
>another year>another 82 games of >ragsWhy am I a fan of this fucking team
>>151451691R U L EULE
>>151451691GO FLAMES GO! simply the best!
>>151451729>Manhattan, Ontario
Is this the best time to convert to Habbies?
>>151451743
>>151451792we're kinda full
southern pro hockey fans are fucking crazy >college football fan crazy
>>151451800...of yourselves!
WTF is domi ?
I'm full of pizza haha
>>151451763Hey you forgot about the playoffs
>>151451763>rags asked Panarin to take a Kopitar-like discount>Panarin said no>Panarin is in real time costing himself millions by being completely shit
>>151451827Playoffs?
for me it's the topeka scarecrows
i don't mind if you switch over to the habs as long as you never move to Montreal, we are full yes
>>151451841He'll be tone by the deadline. Sooner if the team is sub .500 shit.
...of Haitians!!!
>>151451872your mouth is full of deez nuts XD
>>151451893POUTOUYÈMOUNE!
>>151451867Nice>fed pro and south pro should combine into a larger league
>>151451893Haitians are cool they're like the goths of black people
>>151451872Am I allowed to live in Laval?
>>151451753Closest team is over 4 hours away, but I do plan on going soon
Nice to see my gay Shorks have been eliminated from playoff contention already. Life is pain, bros.
>>151451872last time I was in Montreal all the cops were wearing gay camo gear and baseball caps
>>151451913laval is 98.67% full too better hurry up
>>151451867The Monroe Moccasins are gonna fuck the scarecrows up this year
>>151451913if you are going to learn french, yesotherwise you are only allowed outside of the metro area of Montreal
>he doesn't like the glass ads
>habs
OTTER OTTER
it's over
>>151451978I think it would be funny in the glass ads were real and not super imposed digitally
>>151451943yes during contract negotiations, they also stopped ticketing people for a bit
>>151451929i'm glad my islanders didn't draft that bust misa kwab
>>151451978Everyone loves the ads, Gary. We want more of them!
>it would be funny in the glass ads
heh Hutson got bonked by the puck like a cartoon
habs habs habs habs
>>151451946it's only full in the sense that it's full of highways, parking lots and single family homes
>>151452020I have a cold, please excuse my poor graham crackers
>>151452018Jersey sponsors should be bigger than the team logo like soccer shirts.
my team is doing pretty good this season
Who goes on the thrashers first line with laine and zibanejad it needs to be a european who always looks like he is suffering
>>151452054i'm still mad that the bank of montreal didn't sponser the canadiens
>>151452040get well soon
>krACK
>>151452054
>>151452077W's fault
>Lightning PP
>>151452137Just like in my trousers
What's up, Athens, GA??
>dylan watched scoreless gary slop
>tfw I lost my Lightning folder>tfw my Cirelli edited as celery is goneLife is suffering
I love gambling
is montembeault still morbidly obese? haven't watched the habs yet this season
Ads on jerseysAds on the goalpostsAds on the sticksAds on the pucksAds on every inch of iceAds on refs jerseysAds on refs whistlesAds on skatesAds on mouthguards
>>151452178thanks gary!
Nothing wrong with generating ad revenue for a buisn-I mean franch-I mean team!
>>151452206I fucking love those hideous jerseys
>>151452206I heard the yakuza designed those
>>151452222For me it's robo penguin and the fisherman
>>151452222>>151452222Checked >>151452222>>151452222>it was a different time, the 90s >>151452222>>151452222
>>151452222Integer status: repetitious
>ozempic first intermissionfitting
if you respond negatively to this you're a zoomer and should kys >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw
>>151452222>>151452254for me it's the oilers jerseys with the gear logo
>scorefull draw in Indiana
Can always count on my Jets to pick me up when I’m down :)
>>151452305Astonishingly based video
>>151452317How come Gary hasn’t put a team in Indianapolis yet?
Thanks Gary
exhibition game in cape town when?
>>151452358blame the rags for picking a name that was already in use
>>151452261Why are you such a raped bitch?
>Ozempic
>>151452358
>>151452305I never cared for cher and I remember a year or two ago she put out some christmas album just to say she had a top hit in 5 decades and the song they kept playing was unironically the worst fucking christmas song I'd ever heard in my life. and I'm not even one of those guys that hates all christmas songs inherently but when they're bad they're fucking BAD
>>151452380>we aren’t making enough billions yet! We need to grow the gaaaammme
jen
>>151451718also the leader of sucking of dick
HE'S A FUCKING GREAT COACH
>>151452405
lol bieksa
>>151452317just remembered that apparently a town an hour away from me in IN has a team, not AHL or even ECHL but still
>>151452310I like that one too, but my wife hates it
Just ate some potato chips
>>151452494what's the lore behind this?
>>151452447How far is the Indy Fuel from you?they're Easy League
bieksa just saying fuck, sexy, holy shit, bullcock, and gropecunt
>>151452504The woman, the food or the post format?
>>151452481mad man
>>151452380if this happens I will personally destroy israel myself
he is yelling fuck at his team as we speak
>>151452481I'm eating some ambrosiaI made a batch because I was going to go to a party tonight but I'm sick and don't want to get other people sick
>>151452563how do you feel about glorified rice?
>>151452563Why should they get to be healthy when you’re not?
JT Miller? More like metis jiller
>>151452310Screaming Eagle
>>151452588Rice?It's a southern dessert using marshmallows
>>151452612thats marchand level of sickfuckery
why do they have an ad with keanu reeves watching Rogers TV when he lives in LA and doesn't even get Rogers down there
>ragsoh lord what did they do now?
>>151452397fair enough, buddybut if you're critical of mariah carey's chirstmas album you should kys
st louis is really handsy with his zoomer players
>>151452631I mean Glorified Rice, the very similar dish to ambrosia, but with rice
>>151452642Are you trying to convince /hoc/ that you kow what's best for Keanu Reeves?
>>151452662he should have won a jack adams already, just didn't have enough regular season success, but it might happen this year
They should rename the Jack Adams trophy the Mike Babcock
>>151452645https://youtu.be/fnnLfG5_Bek?si=kmQgDfMmjzNIpxJN
>>151452663Looking up recipiesI figured it would be a bit like rice pudding but less custardNot sure what to think
>>151452642Because canadians are stupid
>>151452645Didnt expect this one
>>151452716elbows uptusks up
tusks erect
everybody's putting the stress on the first syllable of Demidov, but it's supposed to be deMIdov
>TRUNK DOWN>TUSKS UP>THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK
i can't see the tusk(s)
>>151452818This is less embarrassing then the reality
I don't know what to do with my tusks
>>151452827what does that even mean?>then
>>151452787It's Demiidoff
tusk me once? shame on you. tusk me twice? can't get tusked again
Gary
>>151452853Being cucked to Canada would be better than Isreal
>>151452869vpn off pekka
my gf says it's pronounced Ewan Deemedov
A real disciplined and clean game in Montreal right now.
My leafs are playing well right now
>CANADIAN>COCK>SERVICER
>>151452833tusks up; call your local ATC for altitude readings and max ceiling
>>151452912
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVoronkov!
>>151452894Send your pajeeta back to India.
>>151451669
Ivan Demidov, owner of Demsdale Demidov
>>151452948she's russian not pronounced like yoo-in but like e-wan
>the arctic cocks
>>151452639Thinking like that is why your country hasn’t won a cup in 33 years
just got in, seeing that the panthers lost 3-0 to the sabres? surely that can't be right.
reminder:/hoc/ is for frens
>>151452980marchand chimped out bigly too
>the city of Belleville
we are gonna freakin crush garys team tonight i can feel it
french people boo like: >beauoooooooo
eye-vuhn vs ee-von
>>151452994
>>151452980Kitties didn't take it well either
>>151452965It's not. The W sound doesn't exist in Russian.
goddamn it xhekaj cool it
>>151453052what the hell is that thing?
>>151453052>this is a scalie house
>>151452704b@s3d
>Stolar2
i think there should be a millennial league and a zoomer league
>nyman
uh oh what's kraken with you lol
>>151453138That would be any of the lower junior leaguesplenty of those there
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSeverson!
my team is SHIT
roflmfao
kek dylan
>>151453170you enjoyin' bud1280?
>>151453062No really? did you ever listen to a aussian trying to pronounce a v? you're wery retarded
the crowd bays for blood
>>151452987
Has it been mentioned that this laffs Kraken game is kinda like the Mariners and Blue Jays?
no milly dilly in shambles
>>151453225Who are the marners?
>>151453225there's a team called the marners?
why old man quick bullies teenage hutson?
And were back
>>151453248the cleveland browns
>>151453224<3
>>151453224He's a cutie
I didn't even know he was sick
Holy shit the Sabres beat the Panthers!?
>>151453311I'm just like Kuch>sick as a dog
>>151453311The Flames won't lose with Hoob back. I think the dynasty begins tonight
>kwablo
based punished dunner
kwab
remember, /hoc/with finns...
>>151453372It's is very hard ...
Cuylle pretty cooley
>>151453367now that's some good, clean, legal goaltender interference
>>151453385Ya Carlo should get a penalty
Stolarz out for blood today
marchment curled up on the ice looking scared, appealing to the refs lol
marchment is a funny fellow, what was he expecting?
>>151453367Reminder that leafs gave up a 1st and their top prospect for Carlo, a third pair defenseman.
Ranger offense still a disappointment. I don't know if I ever reach the euphoria of the 2023-24 season with this core again.
>>151453505*tips fedora
jusso parssinen sounds irish
>>151453529The poor man is a magnet for abuse and interference
>>151453329How do you lose to buffalolmao
>>151453529Is this the kinda of shit that he normally pulls?
>>151453586yeah marchment's always been a real piece of marner
>>151453514I wish I could this season.
>>151453529>throw a guy into your own net like a retard>goalie spergs out and is mad... at the guy thrown in the net instead of his retarded teammatelaffs fans rn
>>151453636not his fault, bennet gave him brain damage last playoffs
just found my old fidget spinner gonna need it if the flames give up the first goal
>>151453688Did the bearing degrade?
my avies :)
>>151453748not sure what that is but it seems to spin just fine
I actually legitimately hate hockey night in canada now
>>151453808SAAR
>>151453822Time for intermission! Here's 15 minutes of discussion unrelated to the game you are watching!
Sabres finally starting to look like a competitor again.
chilly tonight
>>151453865anyone can look good for two games, they're gonna lose 10 straight, fire lindy, trade tage, and move the team to Halifax all before the olympics
>>151453014wow, that dog isn't very smart, has his jersey on backwards
>>151453225I'm aware.
fuggggg
>>151453911retard
alright rags are DEADLY 4v5 this team is going places
>>151453939I miss him.
Stars bros...
>>151453911>calgary
sorokin sisters we waited too long to trade him... nobody will want him anymore...
>kongs
>>151453982Just like our Anna Sorokin
>>151453971Spaniard..
>>151453971its so over
>>151453979this looks like the type of gif some puck bunny would have on her myspace profile in 2008
>most dangerous draw in Belleville
>>151453271Again
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMarchenko!
can't see the puck
I misjudged how much time I had to take a piss before puck drop and I somehow already missed a goal.
>>151454019Hockey girl tumblr is still pretty active we should have an exchange program with them
>>151454039you have to squint
>>151453982He's got a nmc. Like 70% of the league now.
>>151453271>>151454032https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?list=RDaQnW-MxAU6U
habs sis..
super star matthew robertson scores
>>151454050When I squint, everything goes black
>hasb(eens)
my avies :(
>>151454066Maybe he'll be a success the longer he's away from our lowkey terroristic AHL affiliate
>>151454067That's not squinting, you're closing your eyessilly
monty sucks
holy shit another one
dobes > mutombo
lock in frens
fraud. start Dobes
Are the hurricanes, dare I say it, elite?
planning on getting mcdonalds for the flames/vegas game. i might change my mind though depending on who wins the leafs/seattle game
les habitards
Zacha got too fancy with that one
>>151453982He’s let in a soft one each game so far but most goals against haven’t been his fault
>>151454156>snes
>now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man, then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand>your black cards can make you money so you hide them when you're able, in the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table
>>151454049yeah gary make this happen
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR NATE DOGG
my avies! :)mackinnon!
>>151454156Think I'll get an oreo mcfluery too
What the fuck does this nigga do? For the past 2 years he's ran his locker room like a group therapy session. We need a real general.
It's not over for the Habs.
>>151454156i made the mistake of getting the "björklöven meal" in support of the umeå hockey team at a mcdonalds there a few weeks ago, the cheese wasn't melted and the burger was dry and dull :( is that not the case in canadian mcdonalds
>rag3
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!DOBSON
>>151454270>>151454276cope he doesn't play defense
>>151454276>not raw potatoes
The kings are gonna need to get deep in Bussi
>>151454267it can be pretty hit-or-miss desu
this tendies on fire
Well done rags, well done. However,>rags
miss colorado plays hockey :)
>>151454345That's literally me
>>151454230>>151454156you should go to wendys to celebrate their 50th anniversary in canada
>>151454345holy FUCK what a horrendous face
Reffie down
>>151454378post tits
fuck em dude
>>151454345||>||
>>151454345she's very regal looking
fuck refs!
another total ref death in a habs game
>>151454397
cbc stream a shit
>>151454391>>151454425ermm that's a linesman
>>151454382cope she's aerodynamic
I like bussi
stars bros we have a chance
the kraken away jersey colours are very pleasing to the eye
>>151454512streamlined
>>151454476Works on my gem account
scaaaarrrrr manson
my avies!! :))manson!
we respect ice jannies here on /hoc/
lmao hutson faked pass the camera guy
>>151454535We don't see color here
gary should allow finishing moves at the end of fights for the winner
>>151454631What is Matt Rempe's food?
>>151454670a knuckle sandwich
>>151454609Where we're going we won't need goalies.
these faggots missed like 6 calls
the georgiev effect
The Universe can not stop shtting all over the Manitoba Moose
Does nhl have a mercy rule? I think we may need it tomorrow when my knighties rape the embers
is beniers an ay-rab?
>>151454805This butt the opposite
>>151454780Manitoba Mooses*
gavrikov and newhook (?) just went to planet gay retard together for 30 seconds
>>151454888Gavrikov plays like a retard
faggots
>>151454805Once saw my leafs go 1-8 against the kitties
Listening to the game on my radio bros analog maxxing
why does the bodyslammed newhook get a penalty
>>151454380Not a fan of their soft serve
Almost flames time :)
>>151454924Based. I've been switching to the radio for intermission analysis for a couple seasons now.
>>151454933hockey culture and gay bullying have a long history together
>>151454709Kek
penulty
>the city of St Paul
>>151454808he's a typical masshole
worst officiating ever hope that fucking fag lost teeth
>>151454924very based king
>>151454946my body is ready
BOOOO
>>151454963Only downside is that it’s the same broadcast as the tv broadcast and not a radio exclusive broadcast desu
Joe Sacco the author of Safe Area Goražde?
>my Bobby is Reggie
Both theese teams are shit so shootout incoming
>another garypointgg laffs
/sp/ is a radio and broadcast OTA television board
Is the kraken goalie always this good ?
Jackets win! :)
THAT'SKRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
>>151455148daccord is the real deal and is a legit possibility for milan
get fucked laffs
>>151455148yeah, he's legitimately good, the team in front of him is just shit
will canada and the us be able to trust their italian players?
/KRAK/
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!
The majority of Seattle is full of normies. Don't ask me why or how I know. I just do.>Let me guess, you're not normal and you're currently living there?...Yes. Also...>LAFFS
>>151455223deangelo can play for italy if he wants to
are you going to a Halloween party this year /hoc/?
FUCK the rainy city
>>151455262Yeah and I'm dressing as myself.
>>151455262No since I moved to a new city and have no frens here :(
Better get used to it laffs
>panthers lose>oilers lose>lightning lose>rangers lose>stars lose>laffs lose
wolf gets lit up tonight and humiliated on hnic
>>151455262Fuck you
give her a kiss, /hoc/
still there is one canadian team left, one that shall not fall so easily
>>151453077mascot for the vanke rays
>>151455318>laffs
>>151455328
>>151455262No I’m going to be out late at a hockey game the night prior
Doesn't it feel great beating the laffs?
>>151455331This go flames go :)))
thinking of going to a bridgeport islanders game this year
>>151455366Yeah, it doesn't happen a lot
The Flames dynasty starts NOW. GO FLAMES GO
>>151455385Neat
>>151455262I might have to, but I prefer to never go to them. The last one I loved was when I was 5 years old.
>>151455408flames will be doused tonight
>>151455331Looks like they go down easily
Takagi?
>>151455385Oooh I hope you get to meet Chris Lamoriello!
>>151455262No I’m not a numale
>>151455432They show up when the games matter.
>>151455432>guttered out
>the tard bowl
OH NYO
>>151455429not tonight, gary is sleeping and cant monitor his team and micromanage the refs
>>151455432Hoob is back retard
>>151455535gostisbeout
Seattle has just beaten Toronto. It's over for the Jays.
>>151455556Seattle owns the laffs
>krakhead faggotry>laffs losing because of pretty plays >laffs lose in OT and get scored on by a former laff who last scored on them in OT>flims suck>deadmonton sucks>senaturds suckwell, at least the marlies won. my laffies fucking suck
The Flames are going to shake all the rust off and show their true power tonight
>>151455681kadri scores three unassisted and wolf lets in five on fifteen shots
>>151455681Bryan Rust that's the kind of guy they would trade for
damn Winnipeg has got all the babes
Not a perfect start for the Flames.
Flamesbros we stink! Give us McKenna or I’m jumping into a Hawaiian volcano.
LETS GO LOMBO
>>151455861But boob is back
>>151455854The before, and the way before
H O O BOOB
>>151455646I 2nd the end
HOOB IS FUCKING BACK! GO FLAMES
>>151455946lol. Lmao. Jen even>2 shots 2 goals againstThis is the power of the wolf?
Marner
Save! Well done, wolf
>>151456085retard
>>151456085$7.5 x 7 btw
>>151456085cope it's just a sophomore slump
lol hoob coming in to save the team
>>151456127>boob and the mangy muttNice lottery team you got there
Dustin Wolf?More like Dustin FraudLMAO
>>151456028Another beauty by hoob :)
a silly fight, shame my stream skipped during the slow motion of the rib slaps
>3 goals before I get back with my McFluery Damn . shit tending tonight
get dustbin wolf out of the net already this is getting embarrassing
Parekh, little bit of Makar little bit of Hughes, but plays with Bean
The Vegas center ice logo looks like someone took a massive shit and then spread it around into a perfect circle
>>151454924Reddit-esque post
>blue jays>maple leafsTOTAL TORONTO DEATH
Who jays?
is this good
>>151456445Sir, Toronto is a /cric/ town sir
Just took a giant life affirming marner
>>151456468I think you mean saar
>>151456458The boob is apparently back so all previous games were meaningless
john garret is kino
>>151456458LOL holy shit the flames are trash
slow night on /hoc/, did our beloved new janny ban half the thread?
you guys said wolf was elite
>>151456593of course. i love making shit up on the internet
I\ thought busting on flams/wolf was a meme but wow
D O U S E DOUSED
>wolf
Why is CBC going all VLC?
not great bob
>Brandon Bussi
>>151456704>this is what flamers kept hyping uplol holy shit you can't make this shit up
not only does your goalie have to be your best penalty killer, but he also has to be your best power player
Is having a .571 save% considered good?
The flames shills aren't here to will wolf their power
>>151456725strange that the bruins didnt keep him
flames haters are so retarded. being down against garys team in october matters how exactly?
>>151456773Every garypoint counts when making the playoffs are marginal like for example the flames
my broons need to get pucks deep
vezina candidate dustin .571lf
Do Americans and Canadians see different ads on the sideboards?Because I'm seeing a Rogers It's Our Game ad on them, but america doesn't have Rogers
holy shit there's so many of them
kek eichel is the best player in the world now
>>151456810Still only a one goal game
>>151456839luckily im a flame or that would be freakin terrifying...
>>151456837The boards are just CGI I hate everything
>>151456826so much for milan
>>151456860he's on pace for a career year
>>151456744they typically disappear when their team is doing shit. they aren't real fans
>>151456572Ya im banned now posting from mobile
>>151456863why is your team so bad bud? stupid faggot lol
>>151456899>>151456899>>151456899NEW
>>151456877up to 13 points after these ten minutes
>>151456877>11 points>+2Fucking grim
