>Lap:#8165>Countdown to Freedom GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151449719>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:208>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:219 (218 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 336 (+0)NOR: 314 (+0)VER: 281 (+8)RUS: 244 (+7)LEC: 177 (+4)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 650 (+0)Mercedes: 333 (+8)Ferrari: 307 (+9)Red Bull RBPT: 300 (+8)Williams Mercedes: 110 (+8)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:Quali : VER NOR LEC RUS HAM PIA GIMI BEAMigumobile Quali : 13th :(Migumobile Race in 3 bongsPiastri uncomfortable with McLaren at COTA as title battle tightensLando Norris calls McLaren F1 car "impossible" to drive in US GP qualifyingLiam Lawson laughs off Yuki Tsunoda criticism in F1 US GP qualifying
Great "news" section we have hereI hope this isn't the formula
>>151454313>How it eventually will be.mm nah, there's a large amount of software still out there like the entire Skate series that I doubt will ever get ported. EA chose to spend like 5 years making a shitty live service version with a butt ugly art style instead of just porting the older titles. Makes me wonder if they even have the original source code as I know a lot of older games have had it lost forever by some retarded company that couldn't be bothered to make backups.F1 related because a bunch of teams have opted to completely destroy their old F1 engines rather than just keep them around, thus losing beautiful V10s in the process.
MIKU SEXO
>>151453656P is a menace.
Stahp
>>151454524NEWS>Lando wants to winhttps://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13452437/united-states-gp-lando-norris-vows-no-change-to-start-approach-after-oscar-piastri-collision-in-bid-to-beat-max-verstappen-to-win
>>151454737nem começou, hermano
>>151454585fucking why
>>151454737I don't speak gobbledyGOOK
This retard just blew his chance at the 2nd Red Bull seat, didn't he?
>>151454585get a room
>>151454820I just did the maths and it's more effective to put a minimum wage fag in the 2nd car and just spend it all on Max
>>151454820patience my friendand watch him end up in the points anyway
>>151454456Where are her breasts ?
>>151454813He saw his flag and thought it was Indonesian.
>>151454878a fucking leaf
I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3 I HATE PS3
>>151454981what does he mean by this
>>151454585Will this be a woody Allen situation ten years from now?
>Where are her breasts ?
>>151455024what does jorj have to do with this
>>151454585kelly needs to keep an eye on them
>>151455087That's just Woody, Woody Allen did nothing wrong.
>>151455058>sunken chest i bet this picture was taken off the somali coastthe slut
Nothing ever Happens
Who's dying in turn 1
>>151455122>woody allen did nothing wrong they fucking gave him the oscar for annie hall over star wars, that's pretty criminal
T1 at COTA is good. Admit it
>>151455175The academy hates sci-fi, Lucas should have known better.
>>151455208COTA sector 1 is s-tier
>>151455225the academy are nepotist retards and lucas was a genius for almost completely abandoning hollywood
>>151455156kimi into lulu and ps3
woody allen is the worst director of all time
>>151454456ILLEGAL IN TEXAS. YOU ARE POSTING CHILD PORN. THIS IS NOT OKAY. IM CALLING THE COPS
>Afternoon GP I hate NA F1
medshitters after peeasstri destroys 4 mclaren cars in 3 GPs (one of those GPs is not over):>this is all zak brown's fault
>>151455301You already posting this
>>151455301Go back to your county Patel
>>151455294FACT: it's a 9 p.m. evening race
gimi
>>151455265>lucas was a genius for almost completely abandoning hollywoodHe abandoned it because the merchandising made him rich beyond human comprehension.Given he produced crap like this afterwards he should have gone the whole way.(his best kino is AG)
Once you have $$ you dont need to try harder. Ask Notch
Volumes.
>Rain in Silverstone was the catalyst even though everyone called it a slurp
>>151454820nah he gucci
>>151455473Oof
>>151455156>liam lined up next to yukiuh oh
>>151455473dayum...
>>151455058In my hands
>>151455473i still dont know why lando schizo'd out about max's parentsits so weird to bring up his upbringing as some sort of got you thing
watched the highlights>it's another red bull wins lol seasonhow do you people stay interested in this shit year after year when the same guy wins every time?
>>151455643Ciao Stefano, come stai?
>>151455588Literally a perfect example of him being an entitled cunt incapable of introspection.The wealth gap between him and Max is about as extreme as if gets, Jos/Max were no paupers but they also weren't pay drivers like Lando.151455643Fuck off with your bait faggot.
>>151455588justweakmindthings
germ anon. please add 1969-1989 and 2010-2017 to angelstream please if you can
>>151454585normal in brazil
>>151455643die slow
Saar bros...
>>151456097no table. SAD! many such cases
>>151454456Stop making off-topic threads.
You people really have jinxed Max's win
>>151456097Reminder that he beat Ricciardo.
>>151455156>ant into leclerc into norris
>>151456157They can't have a table because it would be too long.That GP is very unique because it had 0 DNFs but was also one of the years where we had 24 cars.>>151456222>Unjinxes itty
Max can unironically do it. I never stopped believing.
i miss Lotus in F1
Why has the Red Bull got so much better since he got fired?
>>151456365SAND = BAGGED
>>151456228uh... medshitter bros?
>>151455643>somebody who is not Hamilton winning could bore fans Never heard that one before.
>>151456365Red Bull pretended to suck so Mclel would go and stop all upgrades. Funny thing is that they actually did it the fucking madlads
>>151456097erm, he is the only winner of the Super GT x DTM Dream Race though.
>>151456365he wanted max out and RB all for himself
>>151456365All those things were put in motion by Mr. Horny before he left. Or the meme of "we tried listening to the drivers (hopefully only Max) instead of purely going off the simulator for once" is actually true.
>>151456365correlation doesn't equal causation, bong
Mclaren drivers have so much pressure now. Max is chilling. I think he might actually win it
NARB will absolutely dive bomb norris into T1, taking him outdigits confirm
>>151456564If Piastri out of points today, Sure but realistically he still got low chance. Also Russell still can bug out Max to make him miss the quali and win.
>>151456564well max will probably gap it to 30 points in austin, 5 races left, 2 sprints remaining to grab points as wellps3 is sharting his pantsnorris isn't, at the moment which is funnywould be heartbreaking if it ends up as VER - NOR - PIA
The fumbling of mclaren hasnt even started
Reminder: Yuki hasn't taken a single point off the Mclarens or helped Amx with pressuring the Mclarens in the pit stops a single time
THE SHARTTENING COMMENCES
>>151456331>tfw no lotussy
>>151456365The fruits you see now were spearheaded under his command.
>follows the most mediocore perform for most of the seaon>gets one good race>the rest is still mediocore>crashes in T1German fans must really be desperate if this is the guy they choose to vicariously live through and its solely because of his looks and not race craft
>>151456900he based tho
>Heres how Max can still win WDC
Penis Ashtray bros...
>>151456929Even better oscar will get max 10 points this weekend.
>>151456682bro the red bull is the fastest car bro please bro trust me bro it's true bro
>We can confirm that at McLaren from now on, to balance out what Oscar faced in Singapore, he will be able to choose his order of exiting the garage in Qualifying ahead of Lando, for the rest of the season.So cringe micromanaging every little incident they have
>>151456972Really depends on how good their deg is, it was clearly still an advantage in Singapore but they couldn't really exploit it because of how tight the track was and the bickering drivers didn't help.
>>151456459For who?
>>151456929max and norris will get of t1 cleanps3 on the other hand... we pray
https://youtu.be/J2-66ug8V2c&t=416Why do they hate each other so much?
>>151457228if i was amd amx i would hate all the shitters who can't get on my level
>>151457004That shit read like an agreement between a labor union and some neglectful manufacturing company.
Watch it when /F1/ gets BTFO again and Norris does an easy overtake on turn1 lap1 and never looked back.Oh also Max has shit 10 second Pitstop
>>151457228Kiwis are spitefulAnd Lawson is out of a job next year, probably, as well as Yuki
>>151457417Liam will have a seat next year.
>>151457495lollmao
>>151457495In the cuckshed maybe lol
>>151457495>The seat in question:
America next
>>151457798i'm going to kill you
>>151457870bit rude innit?
>>151457879it's what the ancient irish (indigenous peoples) would have wanted
>>151457897K>>151457913W>>151457931A>>151457950B
>>151457913faggot
>>151457962He has a seat for next year too.
>>151457978faggot
>ynr colapiss
>>151457988Homophobia is bad.
>>151457899If the ancient Irish wanted me dead they should have stayed alive to kill me. Lazy faggots.
>can't go to sleep and wake up to race results
>>151457993i'm gonna rape you, you stupid faggotif you refuse you're a homophobe you heteronormative scum
>>151458025You can go to sleep and wake up just in time to see another McLaren double DNF.
>>151458026Rape is bad.
>>151458070cool it with the islamophobia, nigger
>>151458086Racism is bad.
>>151457897/missgdrive/
>>151458091i'm actually a blax disablx latinx perxn of colxr suffering from repression at the hands of the white british colonialists and you have no right to tell me which words i can and can't use, bigot
Oscar and Lando fumbling the WDC would be so fucking funny
>>151458108Aw fuck you cracker ass nigga
>>151458091Proof?
>>151458145uhhhh janny there's a racist here? janny are you ok?? janny are you ok???
>>151458164>JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM! JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
>>151458261>1080x1920
>>151458261>rape teamSAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>151458273yes.
>>151458291>2.21MB
>>151458305yes.
>>151458261Oh please god no.
>>151458355>lelico faec
>>151458261
>>151458355Rolling to see what position LeClerc will be in when Ferrari strategy blunders and ruins his race.
>>151458429least deranged nano fan
Alpine should be excluded from the championship, they should revive Arrows
>>151458534die slow
total death to mclaren, their "fans" and their "drivers"
How is Max going to win the WDC in a car that finished 4th in the WCC?
>>151458610He's already won the WDC from 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the WCC, may as well go for 4th too.
>>151458610I believe he is.
>>151458699Why does he look like a mutt
>>151458708no questions at this hour
>>151458725why do you look like a mutt then?
drink or to not to drink
>>151458708the globohomos force him to curl his hair in order to appeal to medshitters
>>151458845
>>151458845the answer is always not to
>>151458845dehydration isn't healthy, you should drink
>>151458890he right tho dont
>>151458893*drinks some salt water*cheers
>>151458908are you a cat?
damn I forgot it was a sprint weekend and spent all night with anime tiddies insteadgotta watch the vods now
what's Zak going to do if his boy Lando doesn't win a championship
what is Haas doing?
>>151458953Technically...
>>151459003gay f1 sex orgies
gp soon
>>151459003Siestiban can't stay awake for an entire race
>>151459003getting shitted up
How much will Toetow seethe when Ferrari steals Antonelli in two years when Hamilton retires?Why does Lambo play bottom to PS3?
>>151458960I'll save you the time.Max wins, McLaren panics and fucks up. Will this continue to the gp (that they are qualified second and sixth for)? Maybe, who knows.
>>151459111
pozfags rate drivers based on how they perform relative to their teammatesbrainfags rate drivers based on how much they shit up the team
>>151459146
DARTH AMX THE CRUEL
nz cheese hours once againglizzy hour is dead due to unpaid salaty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnj-l21peg
>>151459218You haven't been as cheery Jamaicamon lately, everything ok at home?
the fucking jackfruit has sullied even the double wrapped cheesewoe be upon thee jackfruit plant >>151459223no
>>151459076the start was fun
Can’t believe how shit Piashit is
>>151459076>McLaren fucks upWhy are medshitters like this? Peeasstri fucked up and destroyed his third and fourth mclaren race car in fewer races
He's just following in dani ricci's steps m8she'll be on a medshitter team in 2026 to "prove" he can race without a cheating car as le.. number 1
ps3 has no games....
>>151457417yuki is simply too easy to bully
>>151459318P A ShitIt's in the name
Does anyone have the full clean pic of this shot?
I hope Max and George kill Lando.
son in law cheddar keeping this cattle train rumbling tejas next
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
>>151459421https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3lGLpRXAAAQ3TB?format=jpg&name=largeSource is a xeet from amx so you can probably also find a VHQ version in the RBR media pool.
Marko searching for new raceists
>>151459111>Mercedes pit crew helmets>West sponsorship>2003Clearly McLaren (real McLaren not Brown Papaya).
>>151455156Lando false start incoming
Piastri is really going to bottle it, isn't he?
>>151459617Yes, after a year of FOM pushing the 'le iceman ps3' meme
>>151459003They'd be above Red Bull in the Universe where Max decided to not drive this year.
McLaren still has unbelievably good tire management. They should get easy P2 and P3 even with shit quali.
>>151456682He did in Baku
>>151459518I didn't know such a thing exists. Thank you
>>151457031Ps3 is stuck in traffic so I expect him to be held by at least George
>>151459734They had terrible balance here Notizz got lucky that Russell screwed up sector 3 and chuck got a bad sector 2
>>151459003Sleeping waiting for new regs they are very likely stuck in p9 to p8 till the end of the season and ALPISS is literally a joke tean
>>151459617I like Oscar and i think hes better then Lando but everybody knows those two were only in the lead cause of the car. The moment it wasn't easy 1-2 anymore they were going to fall off. >>151459734Im hoping the rear instability Max had during the sprint was just from the nature of the sprit itself and not a sign of the car being vulnerable to a Mclaren in the actual race.
>>151459044>NARG >Ferrari They are promoting Bearmen and stealing PS3 even Wobbler more or less confirmed that
>>151459809McLel has shitty balance as well based off PS3 and Norizz sucking so much in quali Norizz literally couldn't do sector 1 without losing sector 2 and he had no pace in sector 3
>>151459809>>151459823My fear for the race is the rear and ride height RB is running their car very very close to the ground
My fear? World War 3.You fags caring about which go kart is the fastest is cringe.Chinas literally on our shores doing who knows what right now.
>>151459848They're watching Moto GP you idiot.
Test
cricket
BBL for me
>>151459848I'm probably the most likely to die in this general if WW3 kicks off and I don't give a FUCK about WW3. My biggest fear is AMX doesn't win tomorrow
>>151459848relax matenothing ever happens
>>151459617just like wobbler
>>151459318Are you descendant of John Love?>>151459893based big brained free thinker
whats the best yuki cope you got so far /f1/?
>>151459939he can't see well because of nip genes
>>151459939he's spending too much money on uma
>>151459848I will simply use my penis to earn their good graces I have nothing to fear from China
>>151459939He knows he is gone after this year so he no longer tries.
>>151459968You WILL NOT DIE TO SNU SNU FOR THE CHINKS
>>151459977checked>>151459968repent
>>151459939Lawson is worse than Hitler
>>151460002so hes not too bad then
>>151460002Was Hitler fast?
Max has only won with red bull, Pirelli , V6, DRS.. , nothing compared to the real champions who had to adapt
>>151459939he's not doing anything wrong
>download free F1 25 >nigger music starts blasting in the menu >delete the game This is only menu music I need https://youtu.be/M0gG2a-alpw?si=q4WANTTWVBndv6LH
>>151460064should download forza horizon 5its mexican music instead
>>151460063WINNERINNER
>>151459848i support China and i think Australia has no right to exist
>>151460056>Max has only won with the shittiest combination in the history of F1Worship noted.
rolling for TMD
>>151460068>entire series is set at a music festival>hardly any musicThey're spending millions licensing a bunch of trashy super cars but can't be bothered to pad the classics station with something other than Halo music.
>>151455473
>>151460068That is not F1 game
>>151460101
>>151455473>>151460101>>151460106Ermm does he just hates.. BRITS!?
>>151459939He's still better than Perez who crashed every race weekend after the Imola 24 update and faster than Lawson who was last in pretty much every session during his RB stint.
>amx set out for a grand slam weekend>ohtani records the best game in baseball history>penaldo and pessi over-performblessed weekend for sports
Are pozfags really still denying that poorez was the best medshitter? I thought the events this past year would have put that "debate" to rest
>>151460117Joe Flacco still elite
>>151460031He actually drew car designs in his spare time. We missed out on several rocketships because some fucknugget countries thought they should defend themselves.
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
>>151460123you're only allowed baseball as a real sport you american
>>151460031Yes, he really loved speed.
>>151460135I don't care much about football anymore but elite Joe Flacco is what /spee/ is built on
No fucking way Max would get it
>>151460134actually narain looks like antonelli a bit
morning lads
>>151460031He was certainly very invested in races
>>151460160gm sir
>>151460164Would he approve of there being 24 on the calendar?
>>151460206He was more of a one race one and done kinda guy
This feels like first podium for Hamilton
>>151459815Antonelli is Ferrari's prodigal son. he's basically their dream hire: Italian roots, karting legend from Bologna, and already a Mercedes groomed phenom. Lewis is eyeing a sabbatical or whatever after '26, so Antonelli's seat-locked till at least '26, maybe '27 if they extend. Ferrari will dangle a lifetime contract for him. It's their chance to have an Italian sWin the drivers championship and be a national hero. You have to understand Ferrari they're not like any other team in terms of racing. Every other team it's a business, for Ferrari it's the soul of the country.
>>151460255NARG is complete and utter shit bro
>>151460255just get an italian FIA president at this point
>>151460241He already has over 100 chuddie
>>151460306*200
Why is PS3 Zack's favorite and not Lambo?
>DA NEW ICEMEN>*starts choking in 2024 after baku*>*starts choking in 2025 after baku*
>>151460301I still find it funny that Ferrari can come in like 4th place in the constructors and still get more prize money than the 1st place team. The seethe must be unreal.
>>151460340he started choking during baku this year howeverI'm just glad I never jumped on his hype train, especially in summer 2023 when /f1/ was in love with him
>>151460315That's a bigger number than 100
I, for one, welcome our new Chinese underlords.
>>151460255he's getting shit on by the guy who's losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>151460381he still has a good chance of winning the wdc
rb could be second if tsunoda had scored just 25% of max points
>>151460398it's not even the 9th fastest car
>>151460392he went from 98% to about 70% with lando up his ass too
In the first few seconds of the Sprint Qualifying broadcast they showed a crowd shot of two Asian(ish) women in the stands both talking to each other at the same time. Full-on mouths going at full speed, neither listening to the other but still talking.Does anyone who still has the file care making that into a webm/mp4?Was planning to make one myself but forgot about it and have already deleted it due to hard drive space.
>>151460340>Max and Lando going to take each other out in turn 1>Strategically positioned a few cars back to avoid the falloutBig brains, desu.
No
>>151460417The only thing Lando is going to take out is his boyfriend for a nice romantic dinner after the race
thinkin 'bout bottling the title lads
>>151460432If he does bottle, is this one of the biggest chokes in the history of effwun?
>>151460403Literally fastest car right now
fun fact: peeasstri has destroyed an average of 1.3 of his team's cars these past 3 grand prix including this one (which isn't over)
>>151460473Not really. It'd be like Brawn 2009 except he doesn't hold on.
>>151460476>peeasstri destroyed the 2 fastest cars that means the red bull is the fastestbeing pozzed in the head is living on ez mode
Red Bull was always the fastest car. Verstappen was deliberately tanking earlier in the season to get Horner fired + better contract terms.
>>151460473>>151460482If he loses to Max it would be mathematically the biggest choke, even adjusting for different points systems.>>151460489>Verstappen was deliberately tanking earlier in the season to get Horner fired + better contract terms.Perhaps he's becoming too powerful.
miguel zapatero
Imagine the DTS season doe...The impeding MAX of DOOM...
>>151460498Does this account for the increased amount of races?
i dont care to be honest
>>151460521I mean sorta? Hunt started his comeback with 7 rounds to go and Max started his with 9 rounds left (probably closer to 10 if you include the last 3 sprints)
The girl next to me doesn't know that I know she's fantasizing about me sucking her nips rn
>>151460522So everything you say is a lie? Is this a lie and you actually are always honest?
>>151460570ok
>>151460562why are you next to a girl? she could see you post here if you're not careful
A granny on the bus peeped into my phone and saw my naked chuck wallpaper, I am done for...
>taking buses in current yeari dont want to die
weird posts today, you sleep well??>>151460622i take the bus... and the train, the train is fine, not many people take the one that i do at the hour i do, the only bad thing is that it goes through the countryside so there is no internet foir part of it
>>151460473If PS3 chokes this year, we are disowning Webber.
>Gasly in 2019>12 races in a Red Bull>63 points>performance considered so bad that he was dropped during the summer break>Albon in 2020>17 races in a Red Bull>105 points>performance considered so bad that he was dropped after the season>Perez in 2024>24 races and 6 sprints in a Red Bull>152 points>performance considered so bad that he was dropped after the season>Tsunoda in 2025>16 races and 4 sprints in a Red Bull>19 points
>>151460618I don't see the big deal, it wasn't even your gran. You'll probably never see her again
>>151460684>well MAX is doing well so it's 2nd seat that is shit>well MAX is doing well so it's 2nd seat that is shit>well MAX is doing well so it's 2nd seat that is shit>m-maybe it's our car that is shit and MAX is just the GOAT...
>>151460618which driver do women aged 60+ like the most?
>>151460684>>151460697perez got gaped and raped because he's a petty bitch>NEVER ASK ME THIS AGAIN WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
>>151460642Wobbler always did keep us entertained in the VWL era, now he's doing it again in the VWL era.
rollin' for dedbvll's inevitable dsq due to low ride height
>>151460699soda horse is dating one
>>151460684He overtook 12 guys in one corner yesterday. 12...
I am SICK of /f1/ being racist to YUKII am SICK to my stomach.
>>151460699The Silver Fox
>>151460684>19 pointsIn red bull or with racing bulls as well?I see him in P12 every race, battling haas or something.
>>151460719Looks like Max wins
>>151460755checked
>>151460755AMX AMX AMX
>>151459939Red Bull stopped Max from going to Mercedes by promising they would punish Yuki in perpetuum for what the Japs did in the Dutch East Indies.
>>151459939yuki is only relevant when he does gay shit with gasly - fact
Norris will murder Max at T1
>>151460760thank you for posting that image it's really silly and made me giggle for a sec
>>151460408>You paid $800 for your ticket and are stuck next to them for the next 6 hours
Why does Sky have that American lady. Even she seems unenthusiastic about it nowadays.
>>151460821>what the Japs did in the Dutch East IndiesWhat did they do?
>>151460905Tea ceremonies.
>>151460912Brutal
My dad still refers to the Caribbean as the West Indies and SEA as the East Indies. What does he mean by that?
>>151460965maybe he is a patriot, idk
>>151460965West Indies is normal. Never heard of anyone using East Indies.Your dad is a larping Victorian
>>151460980you're just retarded
>>151460980I don't think he larps, he was in the navy and stationed in both places. I don't think he means badly by it, it's just the terms he's used to
>>151460965I have a vague idea what he might think the South Indies are. But what does he consider the North Indies?
What about Central Indies?
>>151455156goblin bottles it and ends up behind ps3 then begs for team orders for the rest of the race
>>151460965Based cricket enjoyer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiihZCcYe5M
>>151455156goblando will not survive
>Austin>2 week break>Mexico>2 week breakwhat the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>151460754is he shitting up the team, though
>>151461037lets mclel simmer and soak in the silence of defeat
>>15146075419 points with Red Bull, 3 with Racing Bulls
>>151460863
>>151461037I don't get it
>>151461037That your schedule is off?
>>151461110yeah I meant Mexico > Brazil > Vegas
>>151461128Two weeks gives the teams time to pay the ransom to get their team members back before moving on to the next race.
>>151461138Does it count towards the budget cap?
Digits and Amx wins today while both mclarens crash
>>151461182This and Hulkenpodium 2
>>151461182Digits and Max gets second while one McLaren gets taken out by a Ferrari.
Thinking it's more Lando takes out AMX, Russell overtakes Leclerc to win the race, with Ferrari then screwing over Leclerc somehow for him to drop down the order.
>>151461144Yes. It's listed under catering (to 3rd world criminals).
>>151461182Sorry, had a typo. Digits and MAX VERSTAPPEN wins while both mclarens crash
Ran some errands yesterday before the sprint and everything was going perfect, but while walking home I my tummy started cramping, it was an emergency shit.I walked home as fast as possible without losing control of my sphincter, which nearly happened a couple of times, but I managed to get to my building.I sighted in relief as I crossed the gate and saw a milf holding the elevator for me, but that's when tragedy started.The elevator struggled to start climbing and after a few seconds it stopped moving. I immediatly grabbed the intercom and asked for help from the doorman, he said he would check and it was probably nothing, promised to get it working in a second. But the seconds turned into minutes and I couldn't hold it anymore. I looked at the milf and said:- I'm very sorry for thisFor a second she gave me a look at confusion but then the smell hit her nostrils and she started screaming "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!". I was begging for her forgiveness but the hot creamy shit kept flowing and as it hit the floor she started vomiting, and the unexpected happened, the elevator started moving again, it went back down and when the door opened the doorman was standing there, looking at me in one corner standing in a pool of shit and the milf on another corner covered in puke.She ran outside crying and started vomiting again. I accepted defeat, told the doorman I was sorry and pressed the button to the 1st floor to get home, humiliated and covered in shit.I wonder if this is how Zak Brown, his boy toy and ps3 are feeling.
>>151461182>>151461190>>151461193We already got >>151460755
>>151461199>catering (to 3rd world criminals)Isn't that why there's so many USA races to begin with?
>/f1/>digits by demand
Digits and TSU wins.
>>151461213Yeah we're just rolling for side-dishes nowRerolling Hulk
Max is not winning this year anymore than Norris is not winning it last year, there's not enough races yet and his challenge is way too late. If you need a 100% win rate to stay in contention then lol, you already lost.
>>151461234Sorry but Max will win the WDC this year that's all.
>>151459939it's simply ego like it was with checo, eventually the 2nd seat can't understand why they're so much slower so they start inventing excuses they themselves completely delude themselves into believing
>>151461234That's assuming Piastri does well.Piastri is in full blown bed shitting mode - he only needs to beat Norris who is also a bed shitter. ezypzy.
>>151461234Difference is Norris is a weakminded homo shitter while Max is a racing autist
>>151461234>If you need a 100% win rate to stay in contention then lol, you already lost.Well, the alternative to that is both McLarens crashing out every single race. I didn't think that likely, but they really seem to be trying hard to actually manage that.
>>151461241Perez is probably right there. As much as he fucked up regularly he still outperformed his replacements
>>151461234> If you need a 100% win rate to stay in contention then lol, you already lost.For everyone not named Max Verstappen, yes. Are we forgetting he holds the longest win streak that was set within these regs? He won't even need to win if the shitlarens keep fucking it up themselves.
>perez and lawson have two bad races before people start baying for their blood>poonoda gets a free pass to fail again and again, even after a dire 2025 people are still saying red bull should keep him in the seat for 2026 instead of hadjarexplain this
>>151461242>That's assuming Piastri does well.Doesn't max need to outperform piastri by 10 points across all future races?Look id love to see him win and obviously crazier things have happened, but i wouldn't bet on it. Mathematically speaking the odds of piastri KWABbing this hard are astronomically low.
>>151461258People still think of hom as a rookie because he's a little midget
Couldn't sleep because of what happened to Hulk and Alonso.
>>151461234Peeasstri is already shitting himself, on top of shitting up the team like constantly making passive aggressive comments to the press and bitching to his team because norris bumped into him slightly last race while he himself destroys 1.3 of his team's cars on average every race and takes out his teammate
>>151461258ShitterShitter, Japan
>>151461258I said it before, Tsunoda gets a pass because everyone knows he's out, not just at Red Bull but F1 as a whole. No point in beating a dead horse. With Perez people thought he would stay, he even got a contract extension last year.
>>151461266chill man, get some rest, a man needs his 7 hours, keeps the mind sharp
>>1514612598 points in the sprint and looking like at least ~10 points (likely 15+) in the race.So at the start of this week he needed ~10 per race week, but he's banged out 20+ this week to bring down the required average.
>>151461234Norris is effectively out of the race for the championship because he's a worse choker than sharlWhether Piastri is a choker or not remains to be seen, but judging by what we've so far, we're in for some AMX kino this year>>151461258The only alternative is that jeet
>>151461274people were shitting on poorez because at the time everyone except brainfags thought there were better medshitters
>>151461258ngl i only want them to keep poonoda because liam and isack are fun together
>>151461284Yes, that still means max needs to consistently place at least 2 positions above piastri for ALL future races. One amx dnf and it's over. One piastri win and it's over. Do you see how improbable this is?
>>151461234>Poland flagOhIts just the hamilfag having a melty because Max will prove once again he's far superior to the Stevenage fraud
>>151461284>but he's banged out 20+ this week to bring down the required average.thats how averages worki recall last season when lando made the average 3 times, like nigga, you are not going to be ahead of your rival all races, whe you are you have to reduce the average, so when you arent the average isnt as damaged
>>151461299>>151461306If anyone can do it, Max is the guy.
>>151461270>bitching to his team because norris bumped into him slightlyWhy do retards keep misinterpreting this to ps3 being a whiny bitch? He would have been been castrated for the same contact the goblin made, the problem isn't that he made that move the problem is that ps3 isn't allowed to do the same and was berated for even locking up in the past.
>>151461304>he's far superior to the Stevenage fraudYeah. But who isn't?
>troonstappen half a second faster even with 0 track evolution in his rocketship>"NOOOOOOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT!!! 8TH SLOWEST CAR!!!!"COPETROONSTAPPEN CAN ONLY WIN WITH ROCKETSHIP. 0 ACTUAL ON MERIT WINS. ONLY SAFETY CAR LUCK AND SHIT TEAMMATE.
>>151461256Old cunts need to get the fuck out. Alonso, Hamilton should make way. Nobody wants to see their old asses clinging on to the past
i still think that not bringing palou was a huge missed chance for redbull, they dont have enough driversselling racing bulls would help with their driver problem, f1 doesnt need the money anymore, and it would be a better grid
>>151461315Bottas
>>151461314>He would have been been castrated for the same contact the goblin madehe just took himself and his teammate out and hasn't been castrated so your comment makes no sense
Oh damn I fell for hamspammer bait, he's hopping between two flags again
>>151461315>>151461304retard
>>151461314The real problem with ps3 is being a bitch and accepting the orders, like when he gave the win to Norris because he had a bad start
yeah, there wasnt any track evo yesterday, not in q2 and q3, the only car that went faster was alo in q3, from 1.2 to 0,7, but his car was having pu problems
>>151461316saar pleaz do not redeem max wdc robbari
>>151461327palous getting raped and gaped in the lawsuit
>>151461342>bad startI mean bad pitstopESL please understand lol
in a different time, yugi would've performed seppuku by now
>>151461339Oh, hi there, VPN-fag.Excited for tonight? You think he can really do it?
>>151461342He's playing the team game because being in mclel benefits him
>>151461342why weren't medshitters bitching this much last year in hungary where the exact same thing happened but with the roles reversed
>>151461299>>151461306Max has the fastest car and is the better driver. Norris will do his utmost to cockblock Piastri so that's likely another +3 points for AMX most weeks.
>>151461346nah, he wont paystill, amazing that his salary is so low compared to other indy drivers, i know that maybe he isnt the most marketable guy, but still he is the best driver
>>151461327Could we make f2 an actual second tier for actual decent reserve drivers and drivers on the fringe to regain form? Nobody wants to watch the twinks and little daddies boys that currently drive in it as some gay development program. Imagine if checo, mick, bottas, ricciardo, doohan were driving in f2. Move racing bulls down. Tired of the idea that drivers careers are over as soon as they lose a seat from bad luck or getting a bad car.
norris is only 4 points behind piastri if deducting mechanical DNFsreminder that piastri needs to win by at least 18 points or he gets an asterisk on his WDC, just like rosberg in 2016.
>>151461385Piastri is pure shit, bro
>>151461370>Max has the fastest carNah. Not really. Look at Tsunoda.>is the better driverYeah.>Norris will do his utmost to cockblock PiastriOnce Max gets close, Zak Brown will have to make a decision what's more important: Winning the WDC or placating his boytoy.
>>151461385rosberg would have been far ahead of kwabmilton were it not for the globohomos
absolutely washedget him fucking GONE
>>151461331>hasn't been castratedThat we know about. You think McLando won't use this as ammo to prop up the goblin? Any 'repercussions' are probably out the window already.
>>151461395Tsunoda is pure shit bro
>>151455156ant is my spirit bowling ball, all in front are his pins.
>>151461385>just like rosberg in 2016.Kek. You're still not over it, are you?
>>151461385>just like rosberg in 2016.Deranged hamilfag
>>151461404>fucks up massively>still finds a way to blame his teamand people wonder why medshitters shit everything up
why are you like this?
>>151461408>>151461409retard
I'm watching International GT open and ngl senpai, this shit is as boring as f1
hate having chapped lips, biting them, and then everyone thinking i have herpes because of how red it gets afterwardsanyway, rolling for hamilnigger and norizz fatal crash
for showing remorse Zak Browns gets to swim in the pool for 10 minutes
>>151461428Cope, seeth and dilate
>>151461405Sure. But if he had "muh fastest car", he'd not look quite as bad as he does. Neither would any other drivers.Isn't it curious that out of the 13 drivers Red Bull has ever had, only two managed to make it look like a good car?
>>151461331Singapore: Lando went full retard into Max, punted Piastri off when taking """avoiding action"""USA: Piastri gave Norris plenty of room, got punted by another driver and effectively pinballed into Norris through no fault of his own.Different things entirely.>>151461368Hungary last year - Papaya rules for the race:1. Leader gets first pit stop2. Racing is allowed up to the second pit stop, after which positions are fixedPiastri was leading all race, despite this they boxed Norris first on the first pit stops to avoid undercuts. That worked out fine, Piastri still had a big buffer.Second round of pitstops they pitted Norris first AGAIN to stop an """"undercut"""" from Hamilton who was 10+ seconds behind. They then left Piastri out for like 5 laps while Norris firmly undercut before bring Piastri in.People throw that "Norris gave Piastri his first win, what a nice guy" shit in Piastri's face all the time but he was ultimately screwed over massively that day.The pre-race rules were broken multiple times, his comfy first victory got pissed all over and now it's weaponised against him when they break the Papaya rules again to favour Norris.
>>151461438retard
>>151461446>Piastri gave Norris plenty of roomTrue. That's kinda what caused the whole accident in the first place. Paid so much attention to Norris on his right that he forgot there were two cars to his left.
>>151461462Dilate, seeth and cope
>>151461465retard
>>151461446wow so what you're saying is that in monza norris was behind through no fault of his own and in hungary, peeasstri fucked up his own race and was still gifted the win, damn
>>151461446>Different things entirely.Piastri did a retarded switchback on the first turn off the line with 17 other drivers behind him. That's as much of a mental lapse as the goblin did in Singapore when he came in too hot and made contact with Max.
Piastri's repercussion for the T1 crash: 50% amount of drink during races for the rest of the season while Norris gets 100%
>>151461433>i think i've changed my mind>i can't reallycouldn't even apologise, what a cunt
>>151461472>in monza norris was behind through no fault of his ownNorris told the team to pit Piastri first to avoid a potential safetycar letting Piastri have a cheap pitstop and being able to leapfrog him. That was ultimately Norris' call to let it happen. That his pit stop got botched is a racing incident.>and in hungary, peeasstri fucked up his own race and was still gifted the winPiastri had no input into Hungary last year. The team broke protocol to favour Norris x2 and completely ruined Piastri's first win.
America in 7.5 hours
>>151445068damn, never thought about this before
Imagine someone destroying 4 of your cars in less than 3 races but still bitching to the press
Hungary previously
>>151458261>Red BullHell yeah dude
>>151461538he's the most posted f1 driver outside /sp/
>>151461557Based Colapinto/Albon.
>>151461559Still a better race track than Austin.
>>151461357>Hamilton podium (p3 behind Amx and Chuck)>but it means Mclarens and Russell kwab outI'd take it
>>151461559Hungarians really love crosses.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151461506she is very hot, props to her father
>>151461559hey look it's forza horizon, that game series people pretend is still okay
>>151461506Nice toes
Fat Braun is slightly worse than CGI tires
>https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/winners-losers-f1-united-states-gp-qualifying/Edd, was putting Stroll twice in there really necessary?
Do you see the odds in the same distribution?
>>151459848a limited war in aus would be totally fake and gay
>>151461617>a limited war in ausAre the emus getting uppity again?
>>151461258Because at this point it's pretty clear that the second seat is the main problem, not the driver.
>>151461614>>1% chance of not losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team
>>151461614>1WDo 1D. Also, that is probably weighted by money already in the market. Most new money is probably going on Verstappen.
>>151460684you forgot godson
>>151461617Even full scale war with China would be fake and gay. All their shit sucks and they'll get dunked on so hard it will be fucking BORING
>>151459939unironically this>>151448244
>>151461614I see it as Norris 70%, Max 20%, Piastri 9% and Russell 1%. Just lol @ newfags who believe McLaren will let Piastri win the WDC
>>151461748but mark webber told me hard work and merit gets rewarded, should I downplay caring about the WDC even more?
>>151461802>hard work and merit gets rewardedThe biggest lie my father has told me too.
COME BACK PLEASE COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>151461816Usually the biggest lie parents tell their children is that Santa Claus exists. Or some other kind of deity.
>>151461827He does exist, FAGGOT.
>>151461827Believing in hard, rewarding work is an even bigger and more harmful lie.
>>151461839>He does existYes. But is she a deity?
she
male
>>151461748how is mclaren responsible for peeasstri destroying 4 of its cars in the past 3 races
>>151461966Piastri only damaged two of his cars. Hulkenberg damaged the other two.
>>151461234>Pooland flag>sissy mindset
>>151461506I bet she smells like beans and sweaty pajamas
I don't dare to dream of a amx wdc but I do think he can beat norris for second and that would never stop being funny.
>>151461234The post that sent /f1/ into a melty
>>151461614People are writing off Piastri way too quickly, he got a grand slam just a month ago. Recency bias in F1 is actually insane. Max has a legit shot of it, Lando has no shot. He's on a brief run of good form in a season of mistake after mistake. He's more weakmind than Piastri could ever hope to be. Max will pass Lando and just miss taking the title off Piastri because beating Piastri by 11 points consistently every weekend until Abu Dhabi is too much to ask. It pretty much requires two DNFs from Piastri
>>151461211KEK
>>151462028>beat norris for secondLikely means winning it all.AMX losing by whatever penalty he got for crashing into Russell, or Piastri losing by the 3 (6) points he gave up in Monza would be kino.
>>151462040Norris was half a metre from binning it into the wall in Q1. If only that graveltrap started a bit sooner.
>>151462054Norris is having a good run the past three races, but just beneath the surface is near misses like that. He's just as freaked out by Max as Piastri is, if not more so because Max is much closer to him and it would be unbearably humiliating to end up third to Max and blow a second title chance in a championship winning car. Last year was already hard to come back from, but to do it two years in a row
>Costcappen
>>151461614Where is Leclerc?
if you dont stop posting blackies ill post latinas
>>1514620401 dnf would be more than enough, he's probably going to get +13 over pastry today so thats only 42 points in 5 races after that
>>151462097please do
>>151462104COTA is a track you can overtake at, so it's unlikely Piastri is going to finish P6
>>15146212925 - x = 13x = ?
>>151462129His car is fast enough, I doubt he's going to lose positions
>>151462135Who is he overtaking? Hamilton and Leclerc?
>>151462121no
>>151462167Both have had a terrible weekend outside the qualy session, probably yes
>>151462167probably yes and/or russell. P4 seems most likely
>>151462160>His car is fast enoughIt's not set up well. Hulkenberg smashing into him ruined any chance of a proper setup.Will be lucky to move up at all, he was no where near them during qualifying.
>>151462171rude
>>151462178Really don't see him getting Russell or Leclerc desu.He'll finish 5th, so +15 Verstappen, +8 Norris.
>>151462193Leclerc got passed by his own washed teammate in the sprint and both Ferraris have spent the last races doing lift-and-coast otherwise the brakes blow up. It should be easy to pass them, even Antonelli passed Leclerc at Singapore
>>151462203Also Ferrari has to run high at this circuit because of their problem with plank wear and COTA being bumpy which means they have little downforce
>that top 3
>>151462193>he doesn't know about LICO
>>151462172ummmm agree, this track isnt singapur, it will be easy to overtake, maybe he even makes it to the podium if the mercedes isnt great>>151462225wasnt yesterday 31?alonso is having a great season in qualy
>>151462234martin said that if you do it right, you dont lose time with lico, is that true?
>>151454456I would like to reconsolidate my position of MIKU SEXO
>>151462203>>151462221>>151462234why is ferrari so shit?
how is sainz albon h2h going? 10-9 to sainz?
>>151462246everyone would do it if you didn't lose time
>>151462246The problem is doing it right, in the right corners at the right time with the right fuel and tire life. 'rari loses time because they have to do it at all the fucking time
>>151461999>>151461304I would be happy to be proven wrong, my dear neguinhos. I am simply being realistic and not setting myself up for disappointment.
>LICO>recharging on>slow button on>drs activated>press and hold the overtake>manage the tires>manage the brakes>manage everythingFUCK ALL OF ITJUST LET ME PUSH EVERY LAP FOR THE WHOLE RACE
>>151462260yeah, you would be able to go with less fuel, well, maybe marin already took that into accountso maybe you are in the wrong, maybe its hard enough to do it right and thats why people dont do it>>151462263yeah
>>151459960>can't see well because of nip geneskorean genes*
>>151462293not a meaningful difference
>>151462225the globohomos keep stroll around because they use kwablonso to make kwabmilt*n look good by association
i dont understand that post, baker? what does it mean? edd fat maybe? idksometimes i wish you would made your posts so that i can understand them, you know, stupid them down a bit
>>151462251your expectations are just too high
>>151462284And when you don't LICO on the current Ferrari, your brakes explode and this is what happens. And then the egotistical Italian engineers get upset if you call them out for designing a car that can't push
>>151462225should be Hadjar instead of Lawsonkwabbing it into a wall doesn't mean the result is voided
baking
>>151462437agree
We're doing LiCo until the end of the threadK1 available
>>151462488Have a tea break while you're at it
>The Times reports that Christian Horner has been approached by several leading investors from around the world, keen to collaborate and was able to accumulate funds worth of 1.5bnhttps://www.thetimes.com/sport/formula-one/article/christian-horner-red-bull-ferrari-aston-martin-67qzqvnnf
>>151462488LiCo my balls lol
pozfags are waiting for the next thread
>>151462513>1.5bnCould maybe get you a 30% stake in a team.
>>151462520what do the brainfags do?
>>151461257>he holds the longest win streak that was set within these regsDoesn't Verstappen have the longest win streak in F1 overall with 10 wins? Unless there's someone from the old days whose streak was technically cancelled by the Indy 500 counting to the F1 championship.
braking
Is the oven broken?
>>151462526You could buy a couple of teams outright with $1.5bn
>>151461855yellow fever fags do worship He
>>151462577If I was a billionaire and an f1 fan, I'd build my own brand new team to BTFO everyone else. Why are billionaires so fucking lazy?
>>151462513Horny Racing - Here we race hard
>>151462577Does that Ferrari number include the 100M net loss already?
>>151462324ahhhhhh bake a new thread, i get it now
>>151462577Williams is a steal at that price . it will never sell for less then 2B
>>151462577This is out of date, McLaren was evaluated at more than $5bn
>>151462577>2023LOL
>>151462577>McLaren $2.65B>2023 figures>McLaren Racing was valued at more than $5 billion in a recent stake sale, Axios has learned.>Why it matters: This is an all-time record valuation for an F1 team, topping the $4.8 billion that Ferrari's F1 team nabbed last year.https://www.axios.com/2025/09/02/mclaren-racing-5-billion-ferrari-f1
>>151462659>over 5 billion >can't make an engine Speculative retards
>>151462577wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
I dont bake on the lord's day
>>151462694Bahrain was willing to pay whatever to own 100% of the team instead of just a portion. I doubt they're actually worth $5bn, especially considering they have no works capability
>>151461211you should only apologize when you really mean it, otherwise it trains you to be submissive. what you did was dominant behaviour and she should be thanking you for the display had you maintained constant eye contact and a firm grip on your subject (the elevator)
>>151462735Fat brown should have sold it then bought it back next year for pennies when reality sets in
>>151462362K W A B
>rocketship, mclaren:-(>rocketship, redbull:-O !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151462869Except that Redbull don't have a "rocketship".
digits for ultimate meme race and stroll podium
>>151462869not even the 9th fastest car, bro
>>151462897Digits for max championship win
>>151462719But Haile Selassie would want you to
>>151462869>overconfident team, Mercedes:-(>overconfident team, McLaren>:-/At least Mercedes only cheated all the time and was had Hamilton being a fucking bitch all the time, but actually won wdc.
>>151462869not even a formula tinsi, bro
>>151462869>rocketship, mclaren>two complete weakminds who have no business outside of the midfield dominate>"rocketship", red bull>kills the careers of one driver after the other who isn't named max verstappen
>>151462869To get the real constructor's pecking order one must only look at the #2 driver's points:>McLaren>Ferrari>Mercedes >Williams>Aston>RB>Red Bull>Sauber >Haas>Alpine
>>151462513Do they think he's bringing Max with him or something?
>>151462973Not a rocketship if both drivers in a team with said rocketship can't win a race over an entire season. Having an insane peak only one driver can tame is the opposite thing of a rocketship, as a rocketship implies no skill required to wield and win with.
not that it's going to happen unless some really freaky shit unfolds in these last couple of races, but if amx wins this championship it will be the biggest KWAB of all KWABs in the history of all time.fugg, how is it even possible that a non McLel driver can still mathematically win this?
>>151463200meant for >>151462869
>>151463209Aren't Russell and Leclerc still in contention too?
>>151463249>Russell and Leclerc still in contentionSure. If Max and both McLarens decide to sit out for the rest of the season, there's a slight (but technically non-zero) chance that one of those two wins the WDC.
>>151463209Any of the current top 5 on the grid would have no issue walking this McLaren to a title. Lando has a mental weakness and Piastri is still too unrefined.
>>151463209mclando gives full saport to their mutted anglo so they sabotaged oscar multiple times, his lead could be much bigger if mclando and lando didn't meddle. now mclaren is unironically losing the championship to amx when all they should have done is support ps3 when he had a 70 point lead. it's so fucking over for ps3sisters and landosissies alike.
>>151463078just because antonelli crashes every other race doesnt mean that the merc is worse than ferrari
>>151462869they hated him because he told the truth
>Silverstone (7)>Monza (3)>Singapore (3)Would've been completely safe if McLaren weren't hellbent on screwing him over.
pre race thread>>151463528>>151463528>>151463528>>151463528>>151463528>>151463528
Will today be worth watching anons?Give me a simple yes/no please
>>151463078Truke
>>151463602No.
>>151463556
>>151460112Liam never had a bad race at Red Bull though.
call ICE on that kid
