cursed thread
totally necessary thread
bro forgot the number
>>151455171THE FOUND SNEED
>>151455171It's definitely Michael Cera.
why did he flash that image
I AM DRINKING MY OWN PISS
>>151455171Kek this is the thread
super neccessary thread
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM.
Sus
>leaf flagget this traitor out of america
Brendan Alien thought he could steal CANADA'S GLORY
There are no british people living in british columbia, nor are there any columbians. In fact it’s only chinese people.
What's it called when your ribcage pokes out of your chest like that?
>>151455230malnutrition
I like Allen because he is white. I like RDR because he is white.
RDR decision or I can't afford dinner
>>151455230We already had this exact discussion a week or two ago
>>151455229i visited last year and there are a TON of pajeets there as well
>>151455229China is the Colombia of Britain
>>151455230Reverse ribs syndrome
>>151455230at least it's not as bad as shahbazyan
>>151455230Rib flare
Does Allen have the Nürburgring tattooed on his lower back?
Lmao
If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much.
>>151455171What im i looking at
Dutch excellence
Fights over
>>151455230Rib flare or pectus carinatum if it's the ribcage itself poking out
wow Brendan Allen still sucks ass I'm shocked
bit gay so far
>>151455264that knee looks fucked up
>>151455272You're not Dutch m8
>>151455264Tasteful bush
not looking good for Allen
when is bo nigger fighting
this is what a 10-8 round looks like in case anyone was confused
I looked away from the screen and they already on the ground fuckin this sport owns
RDR manhandled him. Why are Canadian men so weak?
Just physically innit
the phone is a premonition brendan allen first octagon death
>>151455264Who's the skirt?
>>151455291I’m Welsh.
>>151455264Look how far apart they are
Allen became Canadian and sacrificed his fighting abilities
>>151455230A good suckin'
>heh, I'm not scared of his grappling at al-ACK
this is gay rape
>>151455315Also sacrificed his paycheck to taxes. As a neet, I thank him
>not afraid of his jiu jitsu
The brit saying the main event was cancelled has 185 iq, he knew it would just be this
middleweight is the gayest division
>>151455308no idea saw it on fit
trash card
STOP THE FIGHT
>>151455315treasonous cunt deserves it, appropriate redcoat trunks
>>151455346I’ve only ever offered the truth.
The fuck is this lmfao
>>151455346Stop trying to suck up to your former masters, Vikram.
>>151455348100% we have Israel humping Paulo and that's enough to beat all the other divisions right there
how is allen so bad
kek Allen is a retard
>>151455322We all knew it would look like this anyway
man this canadian guy sucks ass
told you it was a 10-8
savage ass rape technique really intriguing sport
>>151455350lol no, seriously, where'd you find it?
Brendan Alien is making a fool of himself
>do not throw that shot>keeps throwing itbased RDR
please don't submit I want to eat dinner
allen finished on top, 10-0 allen
I'm fully convinced RDR beats Khamzat now
Canadians from Louisiana are all the same
>>151455369Israel
>>151455373Fluffy beat him, so I had no hope for him
Brendan Allen is currently the highest ranked Canadian in the UFC.
Allen's gonna have to hit rdr in the balls to get out of this fight.
>Activate the Canelo Hands, bro
Allen is always winning until he loses but this time he's going to lose until he wins.
the province of Louisiana never looked so good
Why does Smellal sound like that
Legalize shots to the back of the head and soccer kicks.
This grappling is fun.And Cumshot is fucked by the way
>>151455388I'm being serious, it was on /fit/ or /sp/ when the jannies were AWOL
>>151455212dead sport
Allen is so shit but this has made Vettori looks much worse
fight looking terrible, it wont be fun, fotn will be the one with Santos
i wish i were watching rdr vs fluffy right now
>>151455401Your former masters are Israel?
Why is Allen allowed to wear those little socks?
Lol he just take it and hugs
if there is no melanin in the fight they default to grappling homosex... why?
>>151455445Everyone does b
>watch fight night>dan miragliotta fucking up and kevin holland kicked in the dick are the highlights what is this sport coming to
RDR has got little chicken ankles.
>>151455466RDR has a sweet tan
>>151455427he has a wonk nose
that was a really nice takedown
Brendan Allen is shit its that simple
Who is Lawler with?
>>151455448Your master, your fathers master, your sons and their sons master, is Israel
the riddler kills cumshot
>>151455427He says he's from the middle east but was born in Chicago
Are there really newfags that have never wrestled or done any grappling itt?
nice mating press position by Allen I wonder how RDR is going to get out of this one
Looks like Imavov is probably getting the shot kek
the ridder
No shrimp No sneedNo spammyNo finland It’s been nice.
>>151455491RDR, he trains at Kill Cliff
>>151455488how come he's breaking de Shidders face?
>>151455509I did a little grappling with your mom last night
>>151455509the only sport I did was marching band
wtf this guy sucks!
this is exactly how that russian heemed rdr
>>151455523
I CANNOT MASTURBATE TO THIS
Like all Blow Job Jitsu faggots they're worthless turtles once they're on bottom. Can't do shit without the gi to grab.
>>151455526I played clarinet, what did you play?
>Send tikkie
this mf got RDR's ankles behind his own head how many points does Allen get from that
>>151455273your body after I heem you
STAND UP AND FIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>151455530chatri gave that russian tones of roids
it is currently 20-17 for RDRit is impossible for allen to win on the cards
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
How the fuck Allen won this round?
>>151455495It would be a stand up fight and Khamzat seems to be better than RDR inthis sector.
rdr finna quit late in the third
>homosexual humping main event
The riddler needs to be better than this if he's ever going to beat ratlip.
>>151455264I love hairy pussies so much.
I didn't appreciate the joke about someone grappling with my mother. Uncalled for.
Allen is basically "better Gerald The Shart" I don't understand how people thought RDR had any path to win this when Gerald almost beat him.
de ridder needs to work on his ground and pound, he had opportunities to do damage to him but just chose to cuddle instead
>>151455555He also killed that ref and that wmma champ
Lawler!!
Middleweight is the best boyfriend material division. All the fighters are so hot lol.
THIS IS AWFUL CLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Just how flushed is Bobby Knuggles.
DONT LET EM BULLY YA SON
RDR is gonna win this, but I want you guys to remember that second round to know he's shit
I'm just gonna say....I love women...
>this semen slurping """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""
de rizzler has that cozening evil below the surface heart of darkness type vibe about him. given the opportunity i believe he would do some evil shit in afriga with detached inhumanity
>>151455542bass drumI didn't actually want to learn to play music it was just a social thing
>>151455493>sonsHa! Joke's on you....
>>151455606This but the exact opposite
Zero chance this is a female.
>>151455606Same
Lads, Idk if this semen slurping sport is for me
Are you enjoying your ufc main event slop goyim? K-1 and ONE next month is going to be insane btw.
why does de redditor refuse to damage on top?
I told you Allen was going to dominate. Apologize.
rdr is gassed as fuck
>>151455635no
>>151455627he looks like he's not sure either
Why are Dutch people weird, creepy, soft liberal faggots?
blowjob jew jitsu is so boring...
>>151455627>lazy eye>top ranked in wmmaGrim state of affairs
if you don't like pressing your head onto another man's crotch you don't like mixed martial arts, simple as
Sick of this RDR faggot I hope Allen heems him
de shitter
RDR has literally 0 good career wins. His best career win is Vitaly Bigdash. This was always going to happen.
I smell like nicotine. Reminds me of my old man.
>>151455644Because they are surrounded by dykes :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"This isn't a great approach for de Ridder"
Fluffly would have melted this bum
Why do they even bother putting together cards with no latinos
He elbowed his asshole
Why does Brendan Alien have a tattoo of a giant squiggly outline of a penis on his right side?
These bjj dweebs like RDR are so fucking gay. No ferocity, no desire to hurt their opponent.
This shit is mad gay
>>151455655it's happening, he's getting busted up, 6 year age gap in a 5 rounder
>>151455668That's my fantasy though.
why did RDR grab under allen's knee what the fuck did that accomplish, what a retard I'm not going to afford dinner tonight fuck this gay sport
how bad is robert whittaker
Allen is the only one who's done anything in this fight, let's see how the faggot ass judges rob him
Jew Jitsu isnt real
Allen is winning
how utterly washed is Whittaker lol
rdr flushed himself with too much activity
it's over RDR has no staminaAllen wins
RDR is a fucking heartlet retard
boring
What is Bo Nickal thinking right now
white guy mma is boring as fuck
>>151455673>no latinos>chito vera
>>151455673charles jourdain was on the card however
fuck, it's literally the worst outcome. i wouldn't have minded fluffy wrestlefucking RDR but Allen?
I'm leaving this semen-slurping sport behind guys, I'm sorry.
185 is a talentless wasteland
>>151455673They are deliberately orchestrated to demoralise and humiliate the local populous by aris design. See Noche UFC/White house.
>>151455714This bitch really needs to learn how to shop for clothes in her size.
My HERO Merab would NEVER
Allen beating his ass like he does his kids
INCREDIBLE CROTCH SNIFFING DEFENSE
>goes to the ground on purpose>gets beat upwhat is RDR doing?
>>151455692>jew jitsu isn't real>posts picture of world renowned jiu jitsu master Joyce Gracie
>>151455716Worst fight in mma history was between two of the strongest black HW punchers
you're kidding
allen kills cumshot
>>151455726See you next week.
kek RDR is done
dang Allen almost got slept but Ridder is super gassed
KWAB
Just how flushed is Robert?
this shouldn't be a 5 round fight what an embarrassment
De nigger wants out
>>151455687Shittaker's last good win was against Qanonnier in 2020. He's worthless in 2025.
K 1 is freedom. Free your martial arts acumen from the chains of THEM.
Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black Zat?
Borrachinha kills rdr
Allen has 60 striking iq but 150 grappling IQ
fantastic night for canadian mma desu
why are people surprised allen is good he literally submitted paul craig
the mexican nigga would fucking erase this dutch fag from existence
Fluffy would've finished this in R1
de Midder doing what he does best. He will lose this fight
What is RDR's strategy?
I HATE GRAPPLING I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST
maybe RDR shouldn't weight cut so much
People paid 225leafcuckbucks for nosebleed shit seats
>>151455744that was a fixed fightfrancis and lewis had an agreement not to heem eachother
I understand he is gassed but is rdr even trying?
>not booing the doctorwtf vancouver
gay sex has more action than this
Where's Fluffy? I want a 2v1 these boys vs. the Fluffman
>>151455795Ride horses, shoot banditos, skin cougars?
K-1 is better than this but you have been brainwashed by juden.
>>151455779He had excellent positions against Fluffy but kept KWABing himself when he unironically had the fight won.
>>151455577I hope she fought the underhook.
>>151455819riner de retard would run through k1
I give this card a 5/10
This is kind of a crazy take but this is very boring to watch, I'm bored.
>fingers out of his mouthwtf gay
If allen wins will he have to fight fluffy again?
>gets fraud check by brendan FUCKING allen
>>151455818And rob trains
>losing in your area of expertise might as well retire
>Allen dragged RDR to his cornerkek
>>151455779Allen was raped by Imavov, TKO'd by Chris Curtist, outgrappled by Malkoun, beat by Fluffy, etc.
at least he's not getting demolished by a nigga called fluffy
>>151455827would
Fluffy is our last hope isn't he?
Bad news for Rainer de Nigger!
>>151455822did the same with imavov. his fight iq is negative
ONE Championship in the MUD
My ass is very leaky
>>151455836this is the sanest take I have read on 4chan literally ever
>>151455835You know it's a shit card when Manon fiorot gets the bonus
RDR wants to give up.
>>151455841Allen is unironically top 3. It's a huge step up for RDR.
>>151455833In a gay sex competition, finishing 2nd to you.
if this is how this round goes it could be 10-8 on one card or more
i’m afraid
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
he should just tap Emmett style
You faggots would have been crying like toddlers watch the 36 minute gracie v shamrock fight
Its current year and retards are still falling for the BJJ off bottom meme
Zatdaddy ragdolls and flash submits both these bums within the first round
Just how bad is Shittaker?
>>151455890we know tom aspinall
Perfect night for Canada and the LGBTQ+ community.
im not eating dinner tonight lads, any recommendations on easily foragable edibles in north east united states? should I rob a gas station?
UFC sacrificed PRIDE FC for this? I will never forgive them.
What I would do is a Brazilian tap, then choke him out while he's celebrating
This is not a sportThis is just gay sex with clothes on.I know a lot about gay sex btw.
>>15145585129-28 is a rape?
Allen looks like a fucking genius when he actually grapples. What a goober of a middleweight
watch rdr not get up
honestly the dude who gets his legacy hurt the most here is Whittaker
Avalon is the peak of dairy consumption
Holy shit. He’s got him in full mating press drilling the fuck out of his butthole. Slava Ukraine!
RDR wants to retire and become a florist
>>151455879he gave up like 3 rounds ago
Send this bum back to ONE
>>151455903You can just say Canada.
needs more ball kicks
>>151455905It's harvest season. Just raid some gardens.
>>151455903>milk not in bagsNot canadian.
How did FRAUD DE FRAUDER get 4 mins of control in the first round only to become a submissive little sissy for the next ones?
RDR isn't even moving kek. This shit was over 8 minutes ago.
RDR quit 10 minutes ago and Allen still can't finish him
it's overtrainer stops it LOSE BECAUSE GASSED
HOLY KWAB
>>151455905Get a lanyard with any nametag on it. Wear some business casual clothes. Go to a high end hotel and find the buffet. Just walk in like you're supposed to be there, grab food, eat and go.
>no power>no cardio>no striking>no strengthhow the fuck did rdr get this far
wut
fuck joe pyfer
kwab
HEEEEEEEEEM STOOL QUITTYKWAB
LMAO DE CROTCH SNIFFER CANT EVEN GET UP
>>151455906In Pride this same sequence for last for 20 minutes
A shameful performance.
KEK HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING BUM
>RDR gives upHAHAHAHAHA
this really was the night of the underdog
>>151455805>"that'll be 225goybucks plus ti-ACK"
>>151455903gonna have a big glass of homo milk to celebrate
lmaooooo
>if you can't get up and get to your corner its overits truly over how is this a main even
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH, 0 HEART
allen will be a champ
just how shit is bo niggle?
LOOOOOL
what the fuck
KWABWAB
Unrecoverable amount of story loss
THATS UFC BABY!!!!!! THATS MMA!!!! JUST SNIFF
middleweight is fucking shit that is embarrassing
Insanely gay card
>de shitter
yeah that was a mercykill by the ref
De Shitter lmao
people said this fucker could challenge khamzat
>most fags thought a win over Reddit Rob meant Allen was getting washedLol Dediddler is getting cardiocucked in 2 rounds. Matchups, son
Jesus he fucking quit, pathetic
Dana isn't going to like this. RDR is going to get cut kek.
I dont think ive ever seen that before
Well that was gay as fuck.
LMAO
REINIER DE QUITTER
we had no idea at the time but rdr vs bo was a kwabamania main event
HAHAHAHA OHNONONONO
>TKO (no cardio)
>>151455985Nah. Quitting instead of losing clean is always a story win
Fagri and onecucks seething
>>151455985and still not even the worst story loss tonight
damn nice sport you guys LMAO
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Heeeeeeem quitty
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK just how SHIT is Bo Nigger?
quitier de quitter
its over I will never watch a fight night again
Kek what a heartlet, Dutch people are fucking pathetic
There were signs
note to self never trust the odds on fight nights and contender series, they will always bs the odds to fuck casuals
KWABOTYWABOTY
You all doubted me. I told you.
KWABIt's ovah
imagine losing like this lel
lol imagine this dude vs chechen gourmet
HEEEEEEEEM QUITTYYYYHEEEEEEEEM. GASSYYYY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM QUITTTYY imagine hyping up this bum
You cannot come back from this. That is so fucking embarrassing.
Bros, it moved. UfC always like this?
ALL THE CANAGODS WONDEAL WITH IT
>>151456029lmao
>>151455968I could buy 3 maybe 4 weeks of food or I can go see a shit card live from the nosebleeds. Tough decision.
HERE'S YOUR MAIN EVENT
The quit heard round the world
imagine what fluffy would have done to this doo
>>151456029we should throw in the towel
Fluffy would have literally killed this dutchie
Just how shit at grappling is Bo Niggle???
Was hoping de Faggot would get heemed but I'll settle for him quitting like a bitch
My picks....
IMAGINE GIVING UPHOW DO YOU GO FROM MASSIVE CONTROL IN THE FIRST ROUND TO THIS PATHETIC SHIT LOL?
Hahaha get fucked fish-lipped dickhead
>>151456055that is what I was thinkingFluffy beat the shit out of Allen
the biggest american prospect got ko'd by this nigga btw
K-1?
Borrachota punching the air right now
I've seen enough. Give Brendan Allen a title shot against champion Khamzat.
Damn. Well atleast we know how it would’ve went against khamzat. Speaking of which, who can stop that guy now? Will it be Strickland? Ateba Gautier? Bo Nickal?
>>151456029OHHHHHHHHHH
Quitter de Quitter
weak mind
Name one middleweight fighter who hasn’t been humiliated before
>LOSER BY COULD NOT CONTINUEKWAB
total canadian domination
poor little white boy... its okay to quit you're still cool in my books...
even reddit is laughing, what a performance
QUITALITY
i’m gonna kms
Tko via being a little bitch
in a fight that was originally supposed to be between two guys i like somehow brendan allen won
Corner threw the towel because he was tired, kek what a faggot!
say hello to a real contender
>a minute of silence for THE duke roofie>dc waits for 5 seconds
VERY disrespectful crowd
reindeer de quitter
This honestly wasn't the same Reiner that beat Whittaker. What happened to his conditioning?
Puke Doofus
Allen went through the gauntlet fighting Fluffy, Sean and Imavov. Dediddler is a heartlet and cardiolet. Lol at the people who didn’t pick Allen
>>151456029>no clean sweep for Canada
people forget man
>>151456095go fuck a whore and eat some truffles
people die every minute get over it already
Based crowd for not being silent kek proud of my city.
Rdr has worse cardio than Khamzat with a fraction of his takedown ability lol
>>151456117he wasn’t fighting a guy half his size
Allen can't even answer a question properly
>minute of silence>waits 3 secondskek
heem kwaby
>>151456117Lungs full of semen
>>151456117Shittaker
Can-eh-dian
>>151456129DC said this
>>151456117honestly, it's probably the weight cut. rdr shouldn't fight at 185.
>>151456117he fought a canadian louisiana boy from north dakota
Canadian is not an ethnicity.
100 IQ Allen can't be beaten.
>>151456095Live by the sword, die by the sword. Quit on the stool.
does canada have pawgs
Just how dogshit is ONE FC?
>>151456158FUCK YOU IT ISNT
Brendan half jeet?
>>151456141DC is professional, a minute of silence would be awkward >>151456168
dricus would still splatter brendan allen
>>151456158Yes, it is. People of British descent born in Canada.
>>151456063Instead of getting up, he was chasing submissions and took damage and then gassed. Really bad fight IQ.
Belal Jewhammad
>>151456117>>151456144Cum in lungs was how "Brodie Lee" aka Luke Whatever died
>>151456177based chug, have a tall glass of metho for me b
>>151456168Yea, but they belong to the BIC and BAC
>>151456117He was exhausted against Whittaker too but he wore out Whittaker quicker by ragdolling and kneeing him. Whittaker couldn't reverse him like Allen
I'm maori
>>151456183this is the tard fight to make
>>151456173Their HW champ was beaten effortlessly by a bum they pulled out of the stands.
RDR needs the weight advantage, Allen is actually skilled despite him being an IQlet
I always wondered when we’d know for sure rob whittaker was washed. I know now that the answer is “when he can’t beat a guy that quits on the stool against brendan fucking allen”.
Absolute shit card
>rdr was just paul craig all alongwew
>>151456117He didn't grapple with Rob the way he grappled with Allen. IIRC, Rob stuffed a couple of his takedowns, didn't he? I don't understand why he didn't strike more with Allen.
>>151456154Yeah, and he probably got concussed badly by Brendan. Look at the size of those knots on Reiner
Belal just created Khamzat's kryptonite. Good luck dageFAGS
Reindeer Kara-France
>>151456168Yeah >>151456197You’re brazilian
If rdr actually went with the striking he would’ve done much better. Allen is a retard in the striking
now that this card is over, I am going to tko myself with shots to the groin
Whittaker might as well just put the fries in the bag
>>151456095Take Ridder with you
>>151456168no they have eskimos with fat bundas that get stuck trying to enter the igloo in fact that where all "help i'm stuck stepbro" porn originated the eskimos those little freaks
Quitting is unacceptable. Cut him
>>151456232allen would've heemed him unironically
Whittaker is an overrated grappler, Allen is more well rounded in that area. Sean’s resume is looking better and better
with prospects like aiemann zahabi, mike malott, and brendan allen the ufc is SO FRICKING BACK
>>151456133Khamzat’s cardio isn’t even bad by me standards. Most of these guys can barely keep a solid pace for 5 Only Dricus and Fluffy really have great cardio
/knuck/ is live - come home white man
>>151456231>You’re brazilian
allen calling out khamzat after getting held down for 4:30 in the first round is very funny
Lucas Tracy shot himself on live
>>151456245No kek natives are known for having flat asses. It's legitimately a meme in their communities.
LOLOL I ALWAYS HATED RDR Red Dead Redemption STUPID PRICK FACE
Khamzat gonna hold the belt forever
>>151456263Haha is that a selfie? Uma
He still fucked prime Dern though
Brendan Allen will beat Khanzat. The new champ will be Canadian and everyone here will have to eat an legume out from my foreskin with no hands
>>151456285Why did he use the white emoji
>>151456285fuck i hate that faggot way these retards talk
this is so embarrassing
>>151456285unironically brutal
>>151456284i mean, yeah. i like RDR but i was never thinking he'd actually beat khamzat if he got to a title shot. i really don't see who'd beat him.
>>151456306can't expect much from dutch "fighters"
>>151456285Rare Khamzat W
I was told RDR was getting the next title fight
Looks like this riddle's been solved.
>chimaev>imavov>allenMW is literally dead.
This is the worst loss I’ve seen in the UFC in a while, in terms of how shit it makes the sport look on top of how embarrassing it was
>>151456321maybe he still is
>>151456327Yeah I wish we could go back to the golden age of Israel Adesanya, Sean Strickland, DDP, Michael Bisping, Kelvin Gastelum, Luke Rockhold, literally a murderers row of absolute freakin bloodhounds
>>151456321even if he had won, i'm pretty sure imavov would have gotten the next title fight
Brendan Allen beats RobbertBrendan Allen beats IsraelBrendan Allen beats KhamzatBrendan Allen beats Pereira
Imavov is 100% getting the shot next, Fluffy is gonna be in an title eliminator against DDP or Strickland next.
allen has already lost to everyone good in the division just give him to strickland for his rebound
>>151456355this but unironically
Why does it every time we have an exciting fighter moving up the rankings THEY LOSE
>>151455249Hope you're sucking cock and drinking cum for nutrients rn
>>151456431>BJJ and clinch the fighter>excitingonly reason his fights were fun is that he's so shit that the shart put up a fight and Rob nearly knocked him out.
Yeah the division is on a bit of a weird spot. Imavov didn't immediately call out Chimaev and they were pushing RDR because word in the streets was that he did well when they trained together (Chimaev basically fights people in training).If DDP didn't get so dominated we could have been into a rematch. Caio didn't deliver and he had hype vs Chimaev because he knows his system from helping him train. The two guys who could make an exciting matchup vs Chimaev didn't move through.
>>151456355Unironically this but shogun, rampage, chuck, overeem, wanderlei, ninja, arona, henderson, vovchanchyn, karatonov
Holy shit that fight literally put me to sleep, rdr almost got me fired from my job.
Thank you Jesus for bkfc, brain damage, getting my face smashed in and a measly pay cheque.
>>151456325Kek
>>151456355The DDP era was the golden age of the division, if you disagree you aren't a fan
>>151456296all browns choose at least one shade lighter, except when they're trying to get dei points
so uh... how flushed is Whittaker?
