It's quittin' time edition>>151439500
olivi feet
How is RDR's fight IQ so negative?Why is he such a heartlet?
red Dead redemption
my canesies :-)
lie here de quitter
imagine being dutch
>>151457944
a mate told me olivi likes no lube hair pulling analhe never met her, he just thinks so
Anyone got webm of yousri beating up that dagi
>>151457989tell him i know from personal experience (astral projection) that it's true and i'm impressed by his intuition
I've heard that only gay guys can astral project
>>151458193you are correct I know a gay Australian who can do that
>>151458193he meant Austral projection
mma has lost me, none of these fights mean anything. where are fat hw bombs? tired of this shit
>>151458229>where are fat hw bombs?I dropped one in the toilet this morningsorry about that b
>>151458170Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>151458193sleep with your third eye open tonight unless you want to find out
>>151458243But why couldn't you dop a drump in something that mattered? tired of this shit bro
Just how good is Marvin Vettori? He arguably beat Prime Allen
I fingered Reinier De Ridder in a Vancouver night club last night that's why he was so tired
>>151458342AUSTRAILIAN BASTARD, BRING YOUR EYHES OUT RITE NOW
>>151458342don't threaten me with a good time
>>151458463Was it Club Mumbai b
Oh no...
>Tom Aspin-ACK
>>151458540I honestly don’t know if I’m more excited for the actual fight or the meltdown on /heem/ afterwards.
>>151458540post the one where he does sub zero fatality on tom, as an englishman he is the shittest representation ever
Whats next for my boy Matt "Steamrolla" Frevola?
>>151458611Steamroller operator
what will Ganesissies do if(when) Gane TAPS or gets KO'd?
>malcolm weldmaker>union welder by tradecouldnt make this shit up
>>151458573they just can't help themselves
Aieman Zahabi makes me proud to have brown skin!
that was the riddlers 4th fight this year though. cut him some slack
>>151458636Gane is so far beyond the rest of the division (frankly the entire sport) in terms of skill, it’s funny you even think either of those outcomes are possible.
>>151458573JOHN PORK DOWNJOHN PORK DOWN
Third eye sounds like a euphemism and a gay one too
>>151458735its the asshole
his silence is deafening
>>151458738Well I never
>>151458738that's the brown eyethird eye is your pee hole
>>151458193i don't know what astral projection isis it just imagining shit
>>151458769that's the jap's eye
>>151458778it's when you go to a planetarium on a school field trip as a kid and they put all the constellations on the ceiling and shit
>>151458778it's when you feel like you have a sneeze but it goes away at the last second
>>151458778its when you attribute someone elses behavior to your horoscope sign
Nigger De Nigger
>>151458778Psytrance I believe
3 ranked leaf fighters and 2 of them are American
>>151458759I thought we were over this DEI bullshit. A White man should play Jesus, not a Finngol.
>>151458906same same
>>151458913Tbf and keep it a fennomark 50 with you pal I think it's a disgrace
In all seriousness, now that the dust has settled. I think that RDR suffered from a bad weight cut, and that’s what affected his performance. Also maybe his wrestling is a little suspect.
>>151459018In all seriousness, he just sucked
In all seriousness, props for knowing RDR
All these fighters lose because they don't walk out to the Limp Bizkit mission impossible song. RIP Sam Rivers
are cups just poorly designed? they seem to offer no protection
>>151459064I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME
>>151459059I hoenestly wish I did not
Give me the QRD on the Riddler fight
>>151459064I would have never guessed he'd be the first to go
L E V E L >>151457928
whats the point of fighting the 5th round if you are down 3 already. dude is just pragmatic.
>>151459129turns out the goofy dutch lanklet was a retard all along
We have one whole week to wait until Gane is the undisputed heavyweight champion.
>>151459169But he beat the Raper Whittaker, what happened?
>>151459129>dominates R1>Allen starts reversing and RDR does nothing from bottom >R.d.R. could barely get up after R3 and R4 ended >quit on the stool
>>151459203He fucked that latlka wmma kitck
>>151459129de shitter is a heartlet fraud
>>151459220Nude leaked
What would be funnier to watch Tom knocking Gane the fuck out cold round 1 or somehow Gane decisions him over 5 rounds?
>>151458576Yes, it will be funny watching all the Twink Asspainall fans melting down when the least deserving UFC champion since Steve Jennum deservedly loses his unearned belt.
>>151459169Hey I have seen this episode before.
Gane wins and fights Jones at the white house and Tommy boy gets his trilogy with Blaydes kwab
>>151459258And Blaydes wins the trilogy.
If Dookster wins we all get 2 large meat lovers and pepperoni pizzas with free delivery.
>>151459280It's entirely possible.
Yesterday was my birthday and I missed the fights. How were they? Totally spaced it out.
>>151459321Shit as always
>>151459321Very shit
>>151459329I see old man Dober won for once.
>>151459329>>151459331Did we cheer USA when Allen won or was it all KWABs?
>>151459338he kicked a guy in the dick so hard he took the full 5 minutes then bumrushed him. he was losing before that
>>151459338My boy Drew Dober? Heh, yeah he still got it
>>151459096they weren't wearing the steel cups, would have come in real handy in some of those grappling exchanges too, so many missed armbar opportunities. people forget man
I'd make my cup out of acid so no one would kick it
They noticed my bedbugs at the event. People standing around me started crowding away from me. Too bad nobody removed me from the arena haha...got real close to RDR too
>Allen still went to clinch with RDRStill a retard, but a skilled one. RDR is a bigger idiot, everyone who is about to lose or give up surrenders the back to give the other guy the choke so that they can save face. Quitting in the stool just looks bad. Allen must hit hard, because Riddler didn’t want to strike with him at all
>>151459429Eurobros...Where do we go from here...Americhads bussy blasted us.
>>151459444Gane-esque
Drewseph Dober is Hitler's Top Guy
She's obese.
>>151459477She got this dick looking obese.
>>151459443Autisttralians are mogging anglocels, germs and nordcucks. Americhads are owning this sport
why doesnt usman join the ufc now that islam has moved up, and belal steped down,
>>151459444Plapjacks need clothes. Whale watchers must feel a hint of disgust at bedding an obese woman
commissary's gettin empty
>>151459475After me
It's afraid
Owe the side piece 500 but feel like not paying as she's irritating me
Wow...Im fucking an yenta!
I might slide up on your block with intelligence
Merab Devilishwilly
>>151459444Why do brown girls think it's hot to have that thin dark line around around the edge of their lipstick? Makes these hoes look like Joker. Never seen a white or asian do this...
>>151459723I don't worry about the motivations of minge bappa
>>151459741You do however worry about the maggots inside your dead mothers minge though I fear.
>>151459755Factual post sadly.
bodied that orphan freak
Quitting is actually high IQ. I mean if you're truly beat up and have nothing left, why take a heem and get your chin deleted for no reason? One bad beatdown can ruin your career. Seen it happen a lot.
Has your mom ever died? My mom is still alive, thank god, but if my mom died that would really suck.
His dead mom REALLY sticks with him doesn't it?
is that Derek more plates more dates
Clozapedo is hurt baaadly!
>>151459790Fart on my dick and spin, playa!
Suckdickus Poo Peepee
ClozaGOD is doing just fine and resting peacefully at this time. Please do not disturb.
Can’t say I approve of the contents of this thread
Lmao this refugee undermensch get immediately triggered by the slightest mention of tail
>>151459875Turn on your monitor and stop signing your posts.
>>151459885I am born in the same place as my great grandparents to at least the 10th degree unlike you thougheverbeit (you homeless nigger)
Mad bitch.
>>151459901we don't sign our posts here
Indigenous, unbothered, White
Big discussion about the state of the Women's Flyweight Division tomorrow at 8 sharp, kid.
Maggoty, Mommy, Minge
I'm a mad bitch. Renspectfully.
Displaced, diaspora, deadbeat
>>151459942Hoenstly? Im an broke Redit bitch
Dumb faggot
>>151460047Poo on my pogo stick, playa!
What is the biggest story loss? Bitching out before the fight, to apply Smiff guard or to quit on the stool?
>>151459444
Rdr has done this shit before. Notorious heartlet. Bo Nickal's legacy stocks tanked!
>>151459129Got tired going for the finish, and when he realized he can't get it he quit.Reasonable, desu. No need to get up and get KOd if you are already done.Bad weight cut?
>>151460161Have you seen his last fight at ONE? This was basically a repeat.
>>151459444Sorry, I don't wank it to bums.
>>151460244delet
My shit drippin...shit nigguh...use your mouf whiteboi. NOW.
dabbin on these hoes call me ciryl ganecrabbin on these hoes call me searyl prawn
no webms of de rigger losing?
Ciryl Crane
AHHHH NIGGEER AHHHHHHHHHGANE WILL WINHE WILL KNOCK THE CHATTERING TEETH OUT THAT WANNA BE NIGGISH POLISH NIGGAAhh, my shaman episode is over
were those motherfuckers waiting for Belgaroui to kill that guy or something?
>>151460502pillowfisted bitch couldn't drop hip with fully loaded up overhands
>>151460502what was wrong with it
>>151460502sorry that was me I drifted off for a sec, my bad.
>>151459770In a way, that is very true. As a professional, its a smart move. But as a fighter, its against the entire ethos of what he is doing.
>>151460502bekbeast was tanking it all
GODspinall fight week.GAYne retirement week.
Where TOMDOWN?
Reports coming in that UFC Vancouver was a BAD night for the Koreans
GDS outbreak week.Stay alert, stay safe and avoid anyone showing symptoms of GDS.
I want to die.The problem is, I know I will not die well in the current state I am. So how do I die well?
>>151460680Yo baroni chill.
>>151460680you cross paths with me
just woke up did this doo really lose to short notice brendan "all in" allen
RdR is a literal cuckold. Allen is a chad, as proven by his recent acquiring of Canadian citizenship (only chads can become Canadian).Literally cut RdR. This total fraud has nothing for Khamzat or the top of the division. Total loser.
was that a ppv? WHAT A SHIT SHOW
Another non-UFC "champ" totally exposed as soon as they face real competition (the ghost of Whitaker is NOT real competition).
RdR>moves his family out to Florida>losesAllen>becomes Canadian>winsLet this be a lesson.
Ed Herman heems most of the middleweight division, imo, on a fight card near Ohio
Just how BAD is Bo Nickal?
Redpill me on "Dutch arrogance". Are they actually stuck up?
>>151460788FUCK BO NICKAL*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>>151457928Has he ever used an x-ray? If not, this can be saved with blame on an injury caused by overactivity.. You only get to really use this card once thoughbeit. More fighters should go the Ali Magomed mastermind route. Get some broad to put on a white doctor coat on before the fight, lay in a bed and take a picture of her using a stethoscope on you. That's enough to at least get your fans back on board.
Are brazzas Tits or Ass guys?
>>151460800They even have a catchphrase: "If you ain't dutch you ain't much"
Gane just isn't that good
>>151460872This man went to decision with Jon Jones.
FUCK BO NICKAL*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>151460800Yes, some parts of the country/cities more than others
enough about rdr, lets talk about gta
>>151460940You are literally somali>>151460237I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'em
>>151460962>t.
>>151461040DC has been an amorphous blob for so long that its weird for me to see him as an active fighter
>>151461040DC went to decision with Jon Jones as well.
>>151461054most people went to a decision with prime jon, in fact if you got heemed by jon you should probably be fairly embarrassed considering he was a complete heemlet
>>151461054You talmbout this?
Mike "Planned Parenthood" Malott
>>151461071Factual post
if you review the fight footage the only time jones has ever flatline heemed someone was parker porter on the regional scene. it's his only good win
Jon Jones sucked so much that he had to take steroids to beat a 5'8 obese lightweight
Heeming stipe in front of the president is bonesy's crowning achievement in an already jewel laden crown
Jon's best heem is a 45yo one legged man in front of a pedophile?
Getting an erection whilst play fighting with Hasbulla is bonesy's crowning achievement in an already jewel laden crown
I didn't say that go back to mogadishu
>>151461164Jon is probably a pedophile himself he would have stuck his cock in that loaf breadsbulla if there werent people around
jon had to resist the urge to twerk in front of trump
Jones
>>151461171Ya momma’s maggot minge needs Mogadishu milkies
>>151461205Hasbullah is like 40 years old bulgarbro
I fear Clozapedo is gooning for the Hasbussy
>nooooo he only LOOKS and ACTS like a child!ah, the anime fan defence
They weren't fighting and it was clearly his phone in his pocket
>>151461238Hasboola is the pedophile?
They weren't fighting it was just foreplay.
>>151461323Often is the case with those people
>>151461343Turn your monitor on
>>151461343must be why jones enjoys their company so much
>>151461343Moslems are gay pedophiels and sluts for zutts that's established in the quran
It was great seeing Jourdain zeem Grant.Grant moved to Dubai, and then to Las Vegas.Sorry, but moving to those cesspits qualigies you as a turd in my eyes. Nothing but a stinky turd.Just like RdR.Moves their family half way around the world, only to get HUMILIATED.You love to see it.BUMS.
>>151461366Excellent and factual post bruder
Khamzat will unironically retire as championYou can literally not have anyone in the division even coming close to touching him
>>151461380
Imagine your dad takes you out of your school, and away from all your beloved friends, because he is too much of a pussy to win a fight without travelling ten zillion miles to train first, and then he loses anyway.
>>151461392Indeed. Khamzat is lightyeras ahead. This also proves what I was saying all along:Hernandez deserved the title-shot straight away, whilst RdR should have been put against Dricus - two absolute retards fighting for our amusement.
Imagine you have an opportunity to make money at your job and some little shithead and his friends he won't even keep in a decade prevent you from doing ut
>>151461403I'd be happy just to live on Neptune at that point
>>151461392Izzy's got one more run in him I feel. He's been training his wrestling and on the feet it's no contest.
>>151461392His retireation? Next year
>>151461392he will retire as champ in 3 years with one title defense against imavov and 6 cancelled fights
Just wanted to say that Brendan Allen is an AMERICAN and de Ridder is a FOREIGNER and AMERICANS will always beat FOREIGNERS
>>151461507Allen is Canadian albeit
HAPSLODE HAPSLODE HAPSLODE
>>151461536Incorrect. Born in LA.
Canada and finland are the same thing when you really think about it
>>151461551Shitholes with 0 good fighters? I agree hunned percent, b
>>151461558Canda has no good fighters, Finland has no fighters at all.
hernandez would've fuckin steamrolled rdr
Disrespectful posts
Kyle Nelson is just massive dude how did he ever make 145 bro
I only boy retards. And RDR passed the test. BOYED
>>151461592Excuse me, sir? Have you ever considered a career in fight commentary?
>>151461602There's based retards (Allen) and there's cringe retards (RDR)
7 days until Gane
>>151461558>Shitholes with 0 good fighters?We don’t sign our posts here
What happened to Brendant Schaub? He appears to be podcasting from a van and I don't mean a James Corden type of deal where he invites some hollywood poster boys to sing for him, more of a clinical depression situation going on. He's also wearing exceptionally small shorts and dyed his hair blonde.
>people believed in Bekoev>the same guy who went to a life and death split decision with dylan budka
EDDDDIIEEEE!
>>151461647another stool quitter i lament fearfully
>>151461640he's transforming into a zestier version of jay cutlergay cutler, if you will
>>151461640He's being sued so he's hiding his assets and appearing flushed
De ridder bleef on de cuckstoel
>>151461624>Merab >Pereira>Kayla HarrisonUhhhhh?
I still want to see De Ridder vs Du Plessis, big dutch retard vs bigger dutcher retarder
>>151461691>>151461550Uh oh….it appears that Merab and Pereira were not born in the PooSA, I’m afraid
>>151461693Same
>>151461602>>151461620Both are cringe retards. That's why it's so funny Brendan beat Reindeer de Retard. Allen is a good useful retard for getting rdr out of the picture, which is nice. But Allen's been finished by strickland, lost to imavov and lost to Hernandez. Nothing more cringe than that. Probably would lose to Borralho and Whittaker too.
>>151461709You don't know what a based retard is
so jones is zuttpilled, actually might have to boy him now
rdr should've spent more time on the feetdid he land a single knee to the body?
>>151461709he lost to bumalho in grappling
>>151461699You weren't born in Pakistan so what?
>>151461642talmbout THE Mindless Hulk? no shame there
Tom's training is picking up.
Now that the dust has settled: Just how bad is Robert Whittaker?
>>151461774That's how they feed junior boiled peeled potatoes in the morning
>>151461721He just couldn't stand up
I'm more confident than ever that RDR beats Khamzat
Gane dodges balls.Tom punches them.LEVELS.
>>151461774>gulp<
gane dodges ballstom punches ballsjon sucks balls
finna Thai Fight League
de quidder
Gane is a man on a mission. A person with a purpose. A with a task. A gu
>>151461699Be very careful b... That logic removes Bisping and Leon from your UK champions... meaning you will then have NO champions to have ever "won" the title... I'll give you a moment to take that back and concede that Merab is an American champ.
Knock knock knocking on top 5’s doooorrrr
>>151462013Care to extrapolate?
>>151462084I am retarded
>>151462088*tap tap* this fucking thing meng
why is 4chin so dogshit and unusable now with this post timer
>>151462061How the fuck is Song Yadingdong in the top 5?
>>151461699
BW is straight ass outside of 5 fighters
>>151462133>realand mario bautista on an 8 fight win streak with the same amount of finishes as yadong but is ranked 8th
>>151462154Zahabi peppers merat with the jab for 5 rounds and takes a split decision.
>>151462227
>>151461392yeah this fight proved absolutely nothing. RDR straight up quit and Allen is chump change for cumshot. just make Hernandez fight Strickchud or DDP for title shot.
>>151461774''what kind of design do you want on your arm''''Nothing just black my entire arm out''
WE DID IT! WE DID IT DE REDDIT!! BIG GUY WON, FOR U!! BREAK OUT THE RED MOUTH JOKER LIPSTICK!!!
>>151462285Tom Aspinall controversial blackout facial tattoo
Reinered his de ridder sadly
Gane winning is actually better for the division. It sets up a Volkov rematch, whilst Tom winning leaves us with nothing.
No chama
>>151462227Zahabi sucks dick he looks like a faggot Helwani Jewish nerd and gets humiliated every fight. What a fag
>>151462321>looks like a faggot HelwaniSo... Helwani?
>>151462314Winner of Volkov/Jailton, Pereira and Jones
>>151462332Yeah
>>151462105Based Dominic cruz
Cool those jets pal
The trick is largely in chopping garlic fine and frying it last, at a low temperature or then leaving it in larger chunks. Ciryl Gane
Zahabi is the only ranked canadian fighter
>>151462377
>>151462321Like him or not the lebanese liger is at the door. Merab is smart to take another easy win instead and then buy morr time for himself to figure out what to do before coming face to face with GSPs friend.If they bring in danaher in the camp merat is fuuuucked now that his coach doofus roofus kicked the bucket
Script just got leaked. >lerone murphy and Volk fight in February >Volk mollywhops him for 5 rounds straight >lerone lands fluke headkick in the last minute>Volk Just hangs em up>movshart brutally decisions his ass >Lopes beats movsar a year later>Merab Vs Lopes gets booked after merab beats Pantoja
>>151462433Until Tuesday
"I never read a book" - Ciryl Gane
They pronounce it chewsday
Ciryl Gane
On Pohjantähden allaTää koti mulla mainen
"Unfortunately, I’m lazy, that’s the truth." - Ciryl Gane
>>151462483The Lion of Palestine
>so he's Chinese, I'm Korean. So I'm gonna do my best to interpret this.
I know some of you won't want to hear this. But Daniel Cormier expresses lots of deep rooted racism quite regularly.
If he can't handle Allen how does he expect to have any chance against cumshot?
I just watched Zahabi/Vera. I thought Vera took it, but I also think Vera's an asshole, so I don't mind him losing.
De Ridder vs Strickland
Hernandez rapes both RDR and Cumslut in the same night
37 year old Zahabi beat 30 year old Vera
People are clowning on RDR for quitting before the 5th round but that is what you would do if you had to face Brendan "All In" Allen
GuysI thought of a really funny jokeAnd I don't think I've seen it anywhere before. So this is 100% my original content and I would like to know what you think of it.Reinier De SitterIt's a playful jab on his lastname being "Ridder" and replacing it with the verb of "to sit". De means "the" in Dutch. We all saw he sat down after 4th round and didn't get up so it's an accurate portrayal of his demeanor as a fighter. Do you get it? Is it funny?
Zahabi, the king of BW robberies. He's on a great streak
>>151462704Genius Gane
>de reddit>pooreddit
>cireddit gayMCGREGOR WHITEHOUSE CHADS RISE UP!!!
Kevin Holland acting career
Ganechad basically means a really hot guy who loves Gane. So yeah
>>151462704I formally accept this joke.
Apparently the corner is the one who called it and Der Ridder still wanted to fight, but the UFC translaters misrepresented the situation
Imavov vs Hernandez is the fight to make
>>151462911cope
I think I speak for everyone when I say we wanna see Hernandez vs Allen II
Brendan Allen Fight IQ
Belal was in Allen's corner, we can infer that this has contributed to Allen's fight IQ to suddenly spike up
I could see Brendan Allen potentially finishing Khamzat with some sort of MMA move
>>151463016I think so too Belal has a high fight IQ
Just watched the Nelson/Frevola fight. Topkek. Reminded me of Matthews/Magny, but thankfully this time the guy who won at the end of R1 also won the fight. Nelson was very likeable in the post-fight interview, too. Very Canadian. And he had an ethnic wife, which makes me once again say it is time to bring some black women (male) (pic related) to replace Brooklyn as the ring girl. Brooklyn is old and haggard, and has never possessed a gigantic cock. She is therefore uninteresting.That's all. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
After the party? The after-party.
>>151463084Faggot.
Poofter
Belal's high fight IQ: box against a boxer
Skull mogged!!!
"Afterparty" is an Americanism and I find it distasteful. If someone invites me to an "afterparty" I politely turn them down on principle.
>>151462972>>151463016This was already debunked by Sneed.
>>151463151>If someone invites me to an "afterparty"Who are you fooling
>>151463136That Hispanic bitch who dates Patchy Mix brutally skullmogged Weili, and look what happened there.
>>151463190Do you think she got the ick watching Patchy get exposed twice in a row
wypipo dont wash they chicken??
Devising a standardized Fight IQ test so the UFC can put the results on the tale of the tape
De niggle vs Bo niggle
There is nothing wrong with quitting if you are gassed and have no way of winning.What would he gain by continuing the fight other than CTE?
>>151463190Since Weili left 115 that Spanish bitch is now higher ranked than her albeit. Food for thought.
>>151463222Weili is still champion thoughbeitever
>>151463236Once Stipe vs Jones starts Tom Aspinal will be stripped of the interim title.
>>151463136She beat Amanda in the heematch. She’s a boring shitter but better than Amanda
>>151463246braindead dribbling retards actually believed this lmao
>>151463171That’s an utterly retarded take
>never fought Jon>never fought Francis>only fought old men and gatekeepersTom’s belt is a bronze medal that he never earned.
>>151463136How does weili have a chance with 0 grappling?
>>151463287Literally just me.
>>151463336Jon never fought fat frank either mate
Perhaps having a child in your late 40's while juiced to the gills on steroids wasn't such a great idea for Ngannou.
>Cowardice>Lack of heart>Ridder
Francis' dead son or Tom's retarded son?
>>151463451just how shit is bo nickal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hevfk6WyWHEHeeminder Tom's son is totally normal
>>151463537Nobody is going to listen to your troon tunes xadame.
>>151463537I find it quite interesting that even tho it's Tom that drinks so much coffee it's often his opponents that end up crashing later in the day. Just something I find interesting, personally
>>151463607Do NOT post a list of current male American combat sports champions.
bro really did think noncesar was british hahaaha what a fucking mong
What did JDM do to this poor piglet....
Brendan Schaub Penis IQ
Belal indirectly defeated RDR when you think about it
>>151463659Brendan Schaub's Penis PH balance
bloody hell lad its coming out your damn schaubhole...not yet
>>151463704Go to the bathroom!
Still recovering from a concussion heem and the rain outside makes me think there's someone knocking at my door
>>151463644Movdaddy was given citizenship for raping shartnold’s tight pink bussy
>>151463537True English man put honey to cofee, but that destroy true taste, but I have it same. Nice man Tom.
You know what I was wrong. Gane is good. That's why it's gonna be even more impressive when Aspinall knocks him out.
34 year old prospect Mike Malott got his face smashed in by the journeyman every ranked fighter beats.
Mike Malott will be ranked come tuesday morning
>>151463537Fun fact, coffee doesn't give you energy it stops you feeling fatigued, until all the adenosine its held back fkoods your system when the caffeine wears off. Which reminds me of how even tho it's Tom that drinks so much coffee it's often his opponents that end up crashing later in the day.
Poor poor Georgina....
>>151463832Look at that awkward gap between them. This is a fan photo.
>>151463832In search of gold bro lost a diamond. Think about it. Ring a bell?
We sucked and serviced our wife’s BVLL
>>151463592?
It is impossible to post an image from a fight that Ilia Topuria has lost, for no such image exists.
Find your wife in miami so we can have sex with her
Uh oh paki meltdown because this is the best Pigbib and Pigslam can pullKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Khabib has been retired for 5 years and you're still seething.
Giorgina jumped on a new type of BBC I’m afraid
>>151464009He's a funny broken piggy
>>151464035heeminder that's a young boy in the image with islam on the left
>>151464072You sound upset.
>>151464085Didn't realize Islam was based and bussy-pilled
>>151464085Sadly a factual post
>>151464085Clitia Topiglet is a 5’6 trans woman I’m afraid
>>151464133you are a pedophile
Magomed Magomedov is the most NPC brazza name ever
>>151464171Turn your chomonitor on
>>151463881Diamonds are less valuable than gold, diamonds can be created with machines that you can personally buy, Gold not so much
>>151464178its the default brazza name, his parents forgot to change it
So why did RDR gas so hard he had to quit? Is her a heartlet or was there something wrong with him?
>>151464171Turn on your ankle monitor.
What's your favourite crafty vet move?
>>151464319Spay and neuter
>>151464255He has a shitty gas tank, he gassed against Bobby Reddit too
>>151464085Georgina does look like a little piglet boy with makeup sadly.
>>151464319Cashing in the free eye poke to stop the opponent's momentum
Kayla harrison
>>151464085sounds about right , did you know Evloev married a 9 year old kek what a pedophile
How would a Prime John Crna fair in MMA?
>>151464524>CrnaHahahahaa!!
>>151464524That big, fat, 40 year old failed Mr Olympia motherfucker?
>>151464611You have sex with men.
>>151464628Turn your monitor on!
Chama!
>>151464671No Chama, we killed Chama
Please stop insinuating that I'm Sneed
>>151464720Right because you're so much cooler.
I still find it quite interesting that even tho it's Tom that drinks so much coffee it's often his opponents that end up crashing later in the day.
>>151464720Do you have sex with men?
>>151464201But does Ilia Topuria possess such a machine? It's possible. But unlikely
>>151464753Except for the 3 guys who beat him.
If you like a fighter, heemers will dig up a decade old loss and rub it in your face
Lets go for that
Think about it. True English man put honey to cofee, but that destroy true taste, but I have it same. Nice man Tom.
joey is lowkey right about this card brutally exposing islamophobia among mma fanswhen a close fight in abu dhabi goes to a muslim fighter everyone screams about corrupt commission but when the same thing happens in canada or australia the same people blame incompetence or just ignore itwe, as mma community, need to do and be better than that
Would you fight Tom Aspinall for 30 million USD?
2022 was 10 years ago
>>151464927I would likely crash later in the day, even though it's Tom that drinks so much coffee
>>151464927Id wait and see if he could get past Gane first.
>>151464255He doesn't have a good cardio, but he is good at tiring his opponent.
Ironic. Tom drinks so much coffee, yet it's typically his opponents who crash later in the day
>>151464919took a shite in the kuran. fuck a mohammad
Shut the fuck up
Just found out I have Alzheimer's brehs...
There's a certain irony in Tom's excessive coffee consumption
>>151465053Care to extrapolate?
You'd expect Tom to crash later in the day with how much coffee he drinks. That fate, however, is often reserved for his opponents
>just watched the main event highlightsThis is a contributing factor to me not watching much MMA anymore. Been around since #1, pride fc, etc.
>>151464927Yeah il outbox that bitch in standup with lighter man skill and power left hooks
Aieman Zahabi era. Shook his hand yesterday and hoenstly? I felt such power emaciating from him. Hunbling.
>>151465091It was a good fight. Go watch kickboxing, fucking redditor incel
>>151465067Think about the way his opponents crash later in the day. Remind you of anything? Yeah, the effects of coffee
Guru and his 2 pals peaked at 27,000 viewers last night, absolutely mogging all the paid MMA media queermos.
Ironic. Tom, despite drinking coffee, can avoid crashing later in the day, but most of his opponents could not.
>>151465215Not watching Lucas Tracey. NEVER watching Lucas Tracey.
>Guru and his 2 pals
Some are identifying Ciryl Gane as the Antichrist
>>151458652kek
I think the mod should go touch grass for a bit do it for your mental health bro
>>151465215is that bedtime guy retarded? I turned it on for like 2 minutes but that kid sounds fucked it the head
>>151457928WELL YOU BETTER GET READYhttps://youtu.be/EWRa1jFIK-0?si=BMb8JMNH-VGAuZRw
Suppose, if you will, that it were Tom's opponents who consumed large quantities of coffee.
Hey guys, how were teh fights last night?How did Cody Gibson's new science-based approach to fight camp do?
>>151465518cool little Jewish fella
>>151465523FINLAND SCARE OF ME, HE KNOWS IM MIDCARD AND GIVE A FUCK, HE SO SCARED HE MAKE JON JONES GAY POST AND HE KNOW IT!
>>151465264Crazy how a multi-millionaire in his mid 20's is still somehow a victim because of something entirely dictated by his own personal behavior, something which he is in total exclusive control over. Proving once again that there is nothing more powerful in 2025 than a victim.
>>151465640you'd know you're a victim too
I'm a fat ugly incel freak who goes on racist tirades on YouTube and became a millionaire from my parents basement but I'm a victim because people find me repulsive and unlikeable :(
Anyone else see Zahabis side piece at the event? Holy fuck she was unbeleivalby hot
*Turns monitor on* oh wait I was talking about MMA guru wtf
Coffee: Food for thought.
>>151465774Return immedietly to whatever semen slurping general you came from before I knock you the fuck out.
heeminder corners win fights
who is lee dixon, what are his fighting stats
>>151465808I'd love to see you try, fatty
Should I be buying or selling stock in Belal right now? I bought a lot during his rise and took a big hit after JDM, do I just cut my losses and get out of the Belal market entirely?
>>151465518Holy shit
>>151465774Wtf is this pussy shit? This how you say "I suck peins" in Irish? Respectfully.
>>151465843Mexico literally has a bigger obesity problem than America you pudgy little beaner freak.
>>151465820This fight is weird overall, no one could have predicted that Allen who pulled in on short notice would have more stamina than the guy who has been on camp for months
GODru got em seethin
>>151465860Good shit Canada, you guys are so back after last night man it's good to see
>>151465774you just pulled up to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
do you guys remember when mma guru said he never kissed a girldo you think he has now that he is rich and famous?
>>151465820Excellent insight. Very strong post.
>>151465926Apparently he had sex with some poor, desperate black girls when he went to South Africa for his playdate with Dricus. But he is a compulsive liar so there's really no sense taking anything he says at face value.
>>151465909
>>151465881is it that unpredictable? riddler did five tough camps back to back, his body gave out eventually
Never bring a Tom to a Gane fight
>>151465974This is why even when I mercilessly mocked you guys I did so respectfully. I just wanted you to live up to your potential.
>>151465926he just says that to maintain his "omg hes just like me" facade
The various orifices of Dana White
>>151466011Gotta respect the hustle, he is an absolute master grifter. If you ever watch his live streams it's nothing but sad lonely incels literally CONSTANTLY sending him 2 dollar donations from their neetbux to say the most pointless retarded shit imaginable for hours on end.
What has MMA Guru done to you personally?
>>151457928Don't let any of this distract you from one of the most monumental events in MMA history
Gane is fighting in less than a week. Forigve me for giving you chills
>>151466061Nothing, why do you ask just because I'm making fun of him?
>>151466086My socks just blew off my feet, scared the shit out of me thanks dick
If you notice on the 1st of the month when SSI disability checks get paid out his donations skyrocket. He literally hoovers up autism tugboat dollars for losers desperate for social interactions like an ugly mopey cynical camwhore. (And that's exactly why I am jealous and mad)
Mackenzie Dern backshots
If Brendan Allen can make him quit, and if he's that weak, what the fuck else can he make him do?
>>151466162>>151466165Mediocre posts. Let's try to step up or game moving into next thread alright lads?
>>151466162>>151466165good posts>>151466150a bit wordy
Work. *Clap Clap*Show me something out there heem
>>151466223>>151466223>>151466223>>151466223New
>>151466249Early.
>>151464919TRUTH NUKE
>>151465048That's fucking gay
