The Poop Bowl in Cleveland. 1pm on CBS The field is made of poop. Coach Primate's son might play today.
What's everybody eating? Trying tostadas for thr first time.
a game so terrible no one even bothered to make a threadthe hot seat bowlthe dysfunction bowlthe who wants it less bowlthe left handed hawaiian child abuse victim qb bowlall in the lake effect rain and winddraft season can't come soon enough
>>151467915Yeah I assumed somebody would make one beforehand. If it wasn't raining, I wouldn't watch.
Which players or coaches would you like to see suffer career ending, quality of life reducing injuries today?
Bahamaschizo eternally btfo
damn i thought that was a pick
Time to get shitfaced and watch the Dolphins lose another heart breaker
horrible refballHE DIDNT EVEN TOUCH HIM
>>151468170This woman used to beat Dillon's ass. I would love to get beaten by her
Leroy Jenkins
>>151467876Better not be Taco Hell
>>151468060It would be cathartic if Tyreek Hill fell down a well
>>151468295Homemade tostadas with ground beef and homegrown onions, lettuce, beans and peppers.
let Shadeur cook
Is he fired if they lose?
>>151468239which one's the woman?
>>151468399He looks like a porn director
>>151468441A sleazy jew? ya
We got this bros
>>151468403This luscious mommy
>stick a banana in their tailpipeWTF ??? can the announcer say that?
>>151468789why what's wrong with that? I really didn't get the context though.
>>151468518anon competing for the 2028 US olympic downbad team>>151468501miamians are either sleazy or foreign or sometimes both
are there actually browns fans?
Eating some of these. Pretty good
How do they always make kick returning look so hard?
>>151468789that sounds really gay.
Imagine this mommy pegging you. My bussy is ready
>>151469067reminder that most plays from scrimmage start with a quarter back sticking is hand under another man's ass
Gabriel's got to be the luckiest QB in the league
>>151468895We exist. The Browns Backers Worldwide is actually the biggest international fan organization
>>151468789ill show you a banana in MY tailpipe
>>151468789It is a common practice to compost bananas in tailpipes
why are the reffies helping us, feels weirdBASED CHUDKINS
Is nobody mad about that terrible pi call?
Fuck this gay earth
how did losing tyreek singlehandedly dismantle the dolphins
ahahahahah minkah injured too, fuck you for killing chubb you faggot
>>151468895they have the largest nfl fanbase they're just too ashamed to admit it in public
>>151468518pineapple mommy
>>151469364>>151469176https://youtu.be/13HpAc3f_qs?si=-9Pe2ZHRBcX3HDSh
Miami ruining my Brownies draft stock with this shit performance
why are you running BALL IN ONE HAND in the POURING RAIN?God man its only a BLACK PERSON thats do something that stupid.
>>151469232Only snowflake chuds
Mendoza season. Hopefully Tua gets heemed and retires
What are some good Browns themed foods?
that's a weak call. that's the purpose of the play you think the qb still has the ball
It's been one week since you looked at me
>>151469587It's insane how soft this sport has become. They give the QB and offense so many advantages and they still struggle because every other QB is some dumb fuck nigger
Shadeur sighting
>>151469687>>151469439Based racists Keep it coming.
Based wildcat formation
Kevin Stefanski looks like a prostate massage device engineer and spokesman for prostate massage
lerrrrrrroyyyy Jenkins
what is the funniest outcome of this game? total tua death?
dolphins may have one of the worst defenses of all timedefinitely top 10
>lelphins
this game is gonna cost us mendoza and simpson, isn't it
Stefanski finally listened to mehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150958246/#150958587
>did someone say roast beef?
>>151467668Dolphins just can't handle the meat package>unlike your Mother
>>151469829If I were on my other laptop I'd take the ban with the "pic"
>>151469265BASEDASEDFUCK THE STEELERS!! AND FUCK FORMER STEELERS!
>>151469829qrd?
>>151467668crazy to think that coming into this game the Dolphins could easily be 5-1. Watch the tape
It took the Browns this long to realize they should ground and pound with Judkins.
im losing in fantasymy bet for under total rush yards for browns is already bustedmy girlfriend is nagging me about going to her gay best friend’s birthday party i have work tomorrow and a bunch of shit went down friday afternoon thats now my problemAND my dolphins are losing fuck man.
DO YOU WANNA DIE?
>>151469585Pierogis and a Polish boy. Kielbasa on a bun with barbecue sauce, coleslaw, and fries.
shame games with these conditions will be a thing of the past when the new stadium is eventually built.
>>151469909>my girlfriend is nagging me about going to her gay best friend’s birthday partystop being a whiny bitch faggot if you have a gf
>>151469909Be here now, friend
>>151469888fagalytics bros need to get with the times and realize the running game is becoming relevant again. plus >our dogshit tackles are slightly less dogshit run blockers than they are pass protectors
>>151469886hope solo arrested for beating the shit out of a family member while drunk also she posted her vag
>>151469909Talk about your fantasy team. People will leave you alone. Unlike the racist option, it shouldn’t piss off the old lady. Then browse this thread.
Welp here comes the crash, the Browns will lose 24-17
Bojorquez finna have a 70 yard punt here
Best starting chance for the Dolphins here
Who received the opening kickoff?
>>151470324Browns
>>151469829God I'm hungry
looks like the dolphins line is purposely letting people get to tuarevenge for his comments??
>dolphins let tua get hit back to back plays with 0 pressure against the browns>achane immediately runs for a first down for all the lost yards afterKEK they really hate this motherfucker it shows
>>151470431>>151470471QRD? What did he do?
Field goal in my bussy
>>151470505said players weren't showing up for player only meetings when he meant position video review meetings getting needless heat on an already struggling team when he's the leadership and one of the captains and paid 212m and the biggest problem outside of grier and mcdaniel on the teamstarts to get to the other players eventuallytua has been on the phins half a decade.
>>151470505was talking shit about how players come late to meetings and don't show up to players only meetings. then had to walk it back and apologize and blamed it on the media misconstrues things
DOINK DOINK DOINKDOINK
DOINK!DOINK!>needless penalty with a minute leftoh this is going to be fun to watch how tua fucks this up
DOINK
>TUA MISSING A SHIT SNAP AND FALLING ON IT AFTER THE DOINK AND THE PENALTY TO SAVE ITahahahahahahahahahahahahaha CLOCK IS RUNNING HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO DUMB I LOVE YOU RETARDED PHINS
(d)OINK
>unnecessary contact to the snapperThey're just making shit up now. This league is a fucking pussy ass soft joke.
your halftime plans?
>>151470735refs are just trolling the phins like always, they penalized sieler earlier in the year when he was IN MID AIR and couldn't stop himself and happened to bump the kicker, he didn't tackle the kicker, he didn't try to hit him, but he's the evil bad man
bullshit
Unnecessary contact to the whippersnapper
>>151470760Shoplifting from Goodwill
>FLAG ON THE PLAY: WE JUST DON'T LIKE HOW YOU LOOKED AT THE REFS LAST DRIVE
>yfw you never had the strength to punch anyone in the face and knock them out
>>151470760packing for a trip im taking to salem MA for halloween.
>>151470909...mahomes aren't you supposed to be getting ready to play another half of football?
As much as this game isn't that inserting at least I not in the chiefs and raiders game thread
I'm starting to think tv ads are subtle torture designed to ensure compliant populations.
>browns player gave the coach rabbit earskek
AHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK HOLY SHIT PERFECTFIRE CHRIS GRIER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPERFECT START TO THE HALF AHAHAHAHA FUCK THIS TEAM
20 POINTS
>Pooa
too easy
>Pooa There Goes The Balla
Browns finally score more then 20 points in a game, Rapture incoming.
>pooa
Somebody has to be getting fired this week, right?
20 points!!! WOOOOOOO OPEN UP THE BEER FRIDGES!!!
Turnthaballova
>>151471420tua
>>151471420The only one that needs to really be fired is Chris Grier and he's 100% not going anyfuckingwhere.No it has nothing to do with the flores lawsuit either. MAYBE Mcdaniel gets fired which is even fucking worse considering GRIER SHOULDNT GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT *AGAIN*
>>151471420Paul DePodesta hopefully.
>>151471484they can't afford to fire him, i'd make him play every snap, defense and offense
kek the dolphins must be utter shit to be getting blown out by a team with zero firepower
>we bet heavy today on the apps get trolled faggots
wait a minute why is miami losing if bahamafag isn't in the thread? was there a hurricane this week?
show the penalty
mcdaniel will be a terrific offensive coordinator hire for somebody. please don't be the niggles
the absolute state of the miami dolphins
>>151471721the bahamastranny died, the only appearances of him this season are anons trolling via vpn.the phins are cursed by a lot more than that tranny>>151471776you and I both know there wasn't one for 99% of the flags on both teams today.the flag is they were fucking up the refgang's bets.
>>151471818browns need a OC ;)
Imagine being the first team the Browns score 20+ on in 10 consecutive games.
Can Miami trade Waddle and Achane or something
>>151471830>the phins are cursed by a lot more than that trannyyeah it all started with building joe robbie on a cursed indian burial mound
>>151471818he should've been OC for the phins.he's not a leader of men.>>151471849Tua is a very giving QB....to other teams.
>>151471877that went away long ago, the curse of the grier is way stronger bad mojo than any dead injuns.
>how the fuck are the Browns up 18>look at the statline>Dilon Gabriel 5-7 55 yds>Tua 6-14 and 1 intDo I even want to know how awful this game is to watch
>>151471885doesn't help that his gm and qb are inept retards, but he swore by that qb so he kinda brought it on himself. he'll learn from this and get another hc opportunity some day, but he needs a few years as an oc to recharge the batteries and rebuild his image
>>151472046For me has been like the average game of the lolphins in those past two yeas.
>>151472046It's a Running game and the dolphins have infinite penalties. It's decent if your a browns fan.
>>151472046Clowns aren't capable of getting to 20 without the other side hammering rounds into their feet all game so if they have 24 already that tells you it's awful
>>151472076He didn't draft the qb and he knows better to throw his own players under the bus infront of the media (unlike tua with his teammates lmao)
>>151471836if we fire the polack and get a defensive hc, absolutely give me mcdaniel
>>151472076I don't think I asked for vodka opinions. Kill yourself. If you want to be useful kill chris grier you fucking kiked out faggot.
>>151472216yeah i'd be pissed too if my team just got humiliated by the iowa hawkeyes of the nfl
>Destroy a once-proud and winning franchise>Blame it all on le black coach and gm>keep driving the franchise into the ground cuz soccer and F1 give me more shekels anyway
>barely make 4th and 1>lose 3 yards next playkek>>151472346Pissed? About the phins losing? Kek yeah ok newfagNo, you brown third worlders shouldn't be allowed in nfl threads. You should stick to things more your speed like /lgbt/ and soccer threads.
this is probably mcdaniel final game as head coach.
>>151472405>brownyour soft floridian ass wouldn't last a month in our trve white man's winter
>>151472447Ross dies or sells the team is the only way this shit gets fixedSource: Fins have been shit all my life.
>>151467668What kind of trade package could the Dolphins get for Achane? Im thinking 2 firsts and a second
>>151472447when it should be grier's last day as a breathing "person"Mcdaniel isn't even the issue as much as I don't like him. Tua isn't. It is a symptom of the main problem. Grier.>>151472527You will never be human.
>>151472405Leave russiabro alone. Dude knows his stuff and hates Art Modell. Unlike you, you cock chugging commie. Don’t you have a no kings protest to service behind a dumpster?
>>151472556>when it should be grier's last day as a breathing "person"It's just a kids game anon, calm down.
Running the play clock down every snap down 18 lol. This team is completely checked out
>>151472621I know you're a subhuman brownoid so you don't understand but football isn't for you. Stick to soccer threads like that faggot should.>>151472624So what you're saying is he should hang from a tree outside the stadium? Got it.
Kek Delpit kneels for the injury and then gets goaded into dancing by his teammate
>>151472527and you wouldnt survive our summers. Im at home in the swamps with the mosquitos. Humidity to me is nothing but a nice warm hug. I am Florida Man
Where will McDaniel be coaching next year?
>>151472763that'll be a 10k fine + tip >>151472778His "son's" little league team.
just had a very painful, wet, humid poo during the entirety of the dolphins drive. AMA
>>151472688Listen, I know the lead water in Flint hurt your socioeconomic factors growing up, but you gotta get more new material.
>>151472778Birmingham Stallions
>>151472776congrats on having that in common with the sub-saharans, i'll take my snow kino
>>151472688>subhuman brownoidthe majority of any nfl team so why do you even watch?
that was gabriel's best throw as a brown so far, poetic that it was dropped
>>151472879>>151472919>>151472960you're brown
>>151473013Imagine if we had a Chase and Higgins.
>>151472960They're there to entertain me like zoo monkeys, and I'm there to provide everything for them. They should be grateful I'm watching.
>>151473017and you're gay.
>>151473017Says the dude who lives in a Miami. Black and Brown heaven. I’ll take my Slavic white city.
just had a very intrusive and compulsive thought about how large the players cocks must be.
Everytime Dillon has a nice play something retarded happens lol
Gabriel looks better than passable today
>>151473164gay
>>151473146>lives in a Miamikek>black and brown heavenwe didn't ask about your favorite discord>slavic white cityKEK
>>151473164CLEVELANDLEVELAND
there is a legit gloryhole on the visitor side 3rd deck mens bathroom at hard rock stadiumsource: saw it myself (did not put anything into the hole)
>>151473222hop off the man's cock for a second and realize he's playing the Dolphins
>>151473035you either need a qb that elevates his wrs or vice versa, in our case they're just bringing each other down. and the coach is no kyle shanahan either, he might be the only guy who could've made chicken salad out of this chicken shit. i was optimistic about the wr room after the preseason, but jeudy has regressed hard, thrash and bond are nowhere to be found and tillman was inconsistent until he got hurt. in hindsight only a top 10 qb or a top 3 coach could've made it work
You know I think after careful consideration I am not a fan of Chris Grier or his ability to draft players or curate said players after drafting.
>>151473164youd be surprised, i played juco football and some of the biggest guys had tiny little peckers. specially the wide recievers, had ones that were legit horizontal with their body and didnt hang
>>151473377Cincy and the Browns need to fuse.
>>151473222this game is the chance for him to built his confidence up a little bit. i thought it was out the window due to the weather forecast, but he's looked alright in the second half
>>151473164I have the same thoughts about how big and strong they are, and that there would be nothing I could do to stop them from having their way with my wife. Go Bills btw
>>151473164huge bills fan btw, just clicking around the channels
>>151473377>>151473472here anon let me help you find your spot >>151016723
>>151473472The Browns had the choice to take a bye after that London game, they decided to not only not take the bye but face a Steelers team IN PITTSBURG coming off of a bye.
>>151473565probably expected flacco or pickett to still be starting
>>151473359>(did not put anything into the hole)This is the only part I don't believe
>>151473222Gabriel was always a low ceiling decent floor QB, he's not the guy but he can be a game manager.
>>151473359why not take a chance bro
Pooa
>>151473359this game isn't at hard rock though anon
>>151473164Especially the big Black linemen. I'd love to have a group of them have their way with me
>>151473541tell (((them))) to unban us from international sports then, i miss my biathlon and ski jumping kino
>>151473164extremely gay post
>>151473687no he's Rattatua Turndaballovah now after ratting his team out this last week.
>>151473622Either way it was dumb going in to pittsburg.
>>151473688It's at Hard Cock Stadium
AND THATS THE GAME kek>grier will still have a job after today>grier will be able to trade away guys like waddle for change
safety incoming
sad
Fire tua
Mason Graham is great
UH OH STINKY
final score probably 38-6this is mcdaniel final week as coach.
>>151473806no, way fucking worse kek>>151473832They legit can't, they have too much cap in him the next 2 years. Only way would be to get a team to take him and HAAHAHAHAHAHHA NOPE
kek, our coconut really has a supercomputer brain compared to pooa
TUA TURNDABALLOVA
>>151467668okay Ive seen enough. The Tua/McDaniel experiment has officially failed. I will no longer be defending either of them as Ive done for years.
RIP Bahamafag
this starts a 8+ win streak for the Browns, digits confirm
who needs a quarterback when you can just run it?
someone post webms of the pooa ints
>>151473961The winning streak comes after the Patriots(Who they will lose to)
>>151473882Meanwhile I'd take McDaniel as a coach for another 3-5 years if it meant Grier gone right now this second. I can't even be mad at him on half this shit anymore. He's a retard and so is tua but holy fuck fuck Chris Grier.>>151473945Grier experiment*GRIER.
>>151474001
$250 million plus tax and tip. Mahalo
>rat your entire team out>have the worst game of your entire lifeTua won't leave the locker room alive
Holy kek
FUCKING BENCH HIM ALREADY
take this pooa bum out the game!
ANOTHER FUCKING INTERCEPTION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCK YOU CHRIS GRIER>>151474115I saw him called rattatua earlier this week and it is my new favorite thing he's rattatua turndaballova now.
tua on pace for a NFL record 7 INT game
This is just sad
quinn ewers time
I think Tua got hyped up and people patted themselves on the back for supporting a brown guy with an ooga booga Island name. This is the post nut clarity hitting. "Racists" have the same clarity early on and don't waste time with performative outrage over racism. Racism wins.
TURNDABALLOOOOOOOOOOOOVAAAAAA!
Miami we can give you Shedeur
did bahamafaggot kill himself
>>151474294"I AM OUT" said the Bahama fag
Most enjoyment I've had watching the browns since that Steelers snow game last season.
tua is averaging an INT per every 5 attempts. given 8 minutes remaining, he will likely get about 12 attempts.hes on pace for 5 or 6 ints
>>151474262literally made an entire career off one fucking half of football, he never played well in another big college game after that, just statpadded against the citadel and mississippi state while throwing to an all-world receiver corps. mac jones mogged the fuck out of him in his only year starting
>>151474262>The "post nut clarity" was the hip injury in alabama. He should never have been drafted.>>151474294He died last season, it has only been vpn trolls this season (not joking)
>this guy will still have a job with the phins after today>people will talk about firing mcdaniel or tua and not grier all week>nothing will happen
>>151474262tua love crested on the wave of anticolonialist sentiment in hawaii as discussed in the white lotus season 1
Tua was never great but he was never this horrible, is CTE fucking him up that badly?
given ints per attempts, tua on any given pass play has a 9% chance to throw a pick.
>>151474514True
>>151474514I legit don't know a single dolphin fan irl that wanted the guy. None. Zero. All of us tried to "be happy" with him but no one I know thought it was a good idea to hire a broken qb from alabama. Especially when your coach and Dan Marino don't want him.The only people I've ever seen support tua are all online.
>>151474209They are hoping he takes a hit and literally die on the field so they can take the insurance option to pay off his massive contract
The Browns are NOT the most absolutely pathetic franchise in the league right now, I'm so happy. I haven't gotten to watch any of it, but how does Judkins look? Is he really gonna be able to fill the void?
>>151474599Ok I am not clear on this one, will the insurance pay out if he gets heemed to death on field?>ewers sent in almost picked immediatelyALMOST ANOTHER PICK HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHA STOP THIS FUCKING GAME
Is Mike McDaniels fired yet?
almost another, this is too much fun
>>151474650>how does Judkins lookBest RB in the AFC North.
>BenchedMcFag just signed his pink slip
>Ewers, gross!
>>151474524unironically his injury last year probably permanently fucked him up. he hasnt been good since
kek they're still trotting him out and he still throws it at defenders' hands, this is just cruel and unusual atp
>>151474705I'll take it, hell yeah.
this may be the worst performance ive seen in many years from a single team.dolphins look inept
>>151474726I think he got a concussion this season when he got that blind hit also.The guy was never the answer though.>>151474742hey blind subhuman, that was shitty ewers that threw that almost pick.
This is a job losing tier game
>>151474742lol nevermind, they finally took him out back
>>151474742that's Quinn ewers though
NFL needs to allow a team to concede. this is meaningless, ugly football. the game is doneevery other sport allows refs to call the game if it is non competitive. Boxing, UFC, WWE, baseball (mercy rule), Tennis, etc….
genuine question, why do teams even continue playing when the gap in scores is this big and theres like only a few minutes left in the last quarter
>Getting toileted on by the Clowns
McFag with those shades on looks like a has-been boomer talking about where da hoes at? old man in the club vibes
dumb zigger
>>151474834because the scrubs get a chance to play for a roster spot
>>151474791sadly not for chris grierwho is the one person that should be fired on this team.>>151474834Well in this case it is actual NFL snaps for shitty ass ewers. So you can see how bad he is too.
McDaniel knows he done so he did a final "fuck you" by benching TuaGood riddance, I cant wait till hes gone
absolutely zutted
get shedeur in the game to hand the ball off too to throw the ghetto monkeys a bone>>151474784i put redzone on the main screen, could've sworn it came out of the qb's left hand
Why not put Coach Primate's son out there now?
>>151474650>how does Judkins look?like a strong young buck>Is he really gonna be able to fill the void?If you're referring to my wife's pussy, yes absolutely.Go Bills btw
>>151474917It doesn't work if the substitute is even more ass.
Phins should take a page out of the Browns and pull the Deshaun Watson strategy of keeping Tua in the game regardless of how he's playing until he catastrophically injures himself
>>15147499210% chance he gets heemed by sieler not worth it.
>DG Throws nice pass that hits recievers in the hands>They drop itThis has happened 3-4 times this game.
>>151474753You're completely wrong though, you dont know ball and you're making yourself look silly. The worst performance in many years from a single team was in week 1. Against the Colts. I can't remember who they were playing but God it was fucking awful
Is this a historically bad offensive performance by a professional nfl team?
Imagine a John Wick vs Michael Vick movie
>>151475105That's happened every game this season
>>151475137IDK but the raiders looked like this today
>>151474753Didn't the Broncos let the Dolphins score 70 on them recently?
ewers just threw a hospital ball to waddle
>waddle downKEKfuck you chris grier I hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.
>>151474886someone in this thread said he hates art modell so he gets a pass
>tyreek gone>tuas brain is now liquid after one too many concussionsare we back in the dark ages finbros
Now the Browns are just killing the Dolphins players.
>>151467668>Waddle is kill1 -16 szn loading for the Dolphins. Time to embrace the suck lads. Try to enjoy the ride because its only going to get way worse.
>>151475209and it may send waddle to the hospital>>151475215all ross has to do is fire grier and the pain begins to secede
kevin, take out all the important starters right fucking now
>>151475215>are we back in the dark agesWhen have you not been in the dark ages? Dan Marino 300 years ago?
>waddle deadfuck ross
>>1514752692023 was a marginal improvement
>>151475247what kind of fucking retard thinks this
>>151475183Can't have a white guy shooting a black guy. If they cast a white man as Michael Vick, and a black guy as John Wick, then it would be a brave, triumphant movie for black people.
>>151475191>3 1st downs>96 total yards>17:52 TOP
>>151475191Hey, it's the first game of the season that Geno didn't throw an interception lol
Pooa seriously had 3 more picks?
>>151475215Dark ages till we find the next QB, which is never easy for any team.
Myles Garret has a dorky Shrek face with a herculean body. Doesn't really have a chin.
I've been drinking prebiotic sodas.
>>151475436kombucha mogs
>>151467668Great throw by Ewers. Make him QB1 ROS
Browns stadium playing all the boomer rock jams
>>151475436ive been drinking Liquid death
>>151475468Yeah that's good too. I'm just trying the different flavors. Spiced apple cider is really good
>>151475468kombuchapill me, anon, I've been yogurtmaxxing for a few months and my shits have never been more consistent. is it possible to go even further beyond?
>>151475513fuck no, make tua play behind this trash line and die behind itI want grier to watch that faggot die.
>>151475575Get into fecal implants
>>151475575try kombucha and greek yogurt. does wonders for your gut
>>151475575Pint of kefir a day (POKAD)
rare O lineman reception
GG, but not really
>waller got hurt, waddle got hurtkek
GG slow but no autism in the game thread
>barely 200 yards of offense>still put up 31 pointsKWAB
>>151475993Well when Tua is the most accurate QB in the league when throwing to his ancestors or the other team.
