Its wet, its nasty, foombles everywhere
Dalman is retarded
my vikies would bootyblast both of these teams
enough of rattler, put the white man in
>>151467807the rekatrinaing of niggerorleans starts now.
>rattler vs williamsThe worst looking QB duo of the week?
1st for MY Chicago Bear winning the Superb Owl
>>151468037Caleb is actually handsome to gays, so no
Jesus, that was a high snap for the punt too.Whats going on today?
>most people now posting on 4chan weren't even alive when hurricane katrina happened
Let's go Bears
>>151468037Miami Cleveland?Jets Panthers?Niners Falcons?
That was a BS call
Total ref death
>gayleb
GAYLEB KWAB
Bears vs refs again
>Trip on your own>pass interference
black QB<mutt QB
>bullshit call leads to a gayleb interception my condolences bearsfags lmao
One of the worst calls of the season>throws int right after
Alright, Gayleb Williams has looked like ass for 4 weeks now. I can admit it. Thank god we can steal a win against this shit Saints team while Ben Johnson helps him figure it out. Much more of this I'm gonna be calling for Tyson Bagent
The White Man Marches On
>>151468376Nothing like playing two teams at once.
>>151468461Bait used to be believable
>Jalen Hurts "highlight" where he has an eternity in the pocket
>>151468041
My aggies would bootyblast both these shit teams
what is that fuck ugly vmh patch?
Rattler isn’t NFL material
>>151468666Even in death, she haunts the team
>>151468666Dead owner. Notoriously awful. She also hated alternate jerseys, so we're not wearing them this season
Why are bears so comfee
>professional kickers
I'm ok with a Zesty QB
They dont call it the windy city for no reason ha ha ha
Time for Gayleb to have one good throw then fuck up again
>>151468666The mccaskey can't help but reminds the fans why this organization sucks.
>>151468821Followed by a false start and a 2 yard run
GO BEARS
Love Ben Johnson LGBTQ+ hoodie, where you can buy it?
How dogshit is the Commanders defense? My Saints are stout this afternoon.
>>151468853I genuinely dont know how the stones got as big as they did. All of their music is just bad.
>>151468915Commanders in general arent a great team. They came crashing down this year.
VISIONS OF DEVIN HESTER AT RBNO PLS NO
Saints need to draft Reuben Bain or Peter Woods in the 1st Round next season. We need a good young pass rusher badly.
This game is a fucking circus
>>151468474>hey wait a minute, this isn’t cock flavored!
I refuse to call it the red river rivalry
>>151469342I never realized that it wasn't called the shootout anymore until a few days ago
lol Gordon got him with that Charles Olivera takedown
Stop letting Alvin Kamara pass block, please.
Rattler is terrible lmao
Free hugs for Rattler!
What the fuck was that?
How was that roughing the passer?
Is rattler blind lol wtf
Refs get the fucking rope
these roughing the passer penalties are fucking faggy
>Zebras are fags what else is new?
Don't you dare to tackle RATTLER
This is easily Rattler's worst game this season. Actual fucking nightmare fuel.
niggerfaggot refsfuck you rattbitch
Man this defense is eating the aints alive
Damn saints.The bears defense has been garbage, how are you letting them feast like this?
YOINK
Does anyone else feel like Da Bears are already overachieving this year? They really should be worse. They have no star players
not even absolute dogshit ref calls can bail out this shitter
That was nice defense
What the fuck is it with the refs calling weak ass roughing penalties? That's two games in a row
>>151469557We need games like this to remind Mickey Loomis that he can't quickly turn this team around and has to commit to a rebuild.
Did the Saints draft Rattler thinking they’d get a competent Kyler Murray clone?
>almost throw int>make sure you throw one the next passwhat a retard
>>151469574Not like the Saints are elite this year either
>>151469574Odunze would like to have a word
>>151469574we WILL finish 8-9been saying this since before the season
>>151469622He's a fucking 5th round pick. Anything above a mediocre backup is great.
>>151469593Setting precedent, for when they REALLY fuck a team over late in the season/in the postseason. Big payday for the refs coming
>rattler nearly throws a pick or fumbles every play this drive>keep dialing up pass playsAt a certain point the coordinator has to take some responsibility
>>151469525I feel sad for the Saints fans who started watching when Drew Brees was their QB.
Based
>>151469657Especially only down 6
why does alvin kamara want to stay on this team again?
Nice!
BEARDOWN
>>151469574Not really, Ben Johnson is a fucking wizard who has people open on every single play.If the players could pull their weight, the bears would be playoff contenders.With how he is scheming, the bears are underachieving. A halfway competent team would be stomping everyone
>>151469574
>>151469725You can't deny his passion
This defense is insane
This saints offense is so bad
Holy shit Chicago calm down murder is illegal.
>>151469622They fell for the mutt QB meme. I bet the front office legitimately thought they drafted the next Mahomes
>>151469879not in chimpcongo
This is good for the soulI’m flying so high watching this defense
>>151469889Once again, he was a 5th round pick.
I'm actually feeling optimistic.
DA BEARS
Dennis Allen wants blood
>>151469899Those are rookie numbers compared to new orleans.
2018 vibes
DITKA
Based Zesty killed two corners lmfao
If the Bears had even an average offense they'd be playoff contenders
Fuck, that was a terrible pass.
If bagent was playing they'd be up 30-0
>>151470061>it was never about converting the down>it was about sending a message.
>>151470107
>>151470062The ghost of Mugs wont let it happen until the VMH patch is gone.
>>151469921Reminder that your shitty team had the option of drafting Jaxson Dart
>>151470142Goddamn it now that you've been talking about the patch in the thread I can't unsee it and I think it looks like a car parts manufacturer's logo, or maybe motor oil.
KMET HAS STONE HANDS AND ALWAYS GETTING PENALTIESBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151469701It's not the team he loves being treated like a god in a party city and that would end if he abandoned the team
Why does the NFL always stop the play when there's a pile? It's good television that people want to see.
Fuck the refs
What the fuck are the refs doing?
>>151470243prevent injury
Forward progress to the end zone like
>>151470162I'm genuinely not that impressed by Jaxson Dart. He has a weak arm and his best attribute is being a middling runner. I don't see him becoming more than an okay quarterback. There are better prospects coming in over the next couple draft cycles.
just saw in fantasy the saints have 4 total yards.theyre on pace for an NFL record low 12 total yards this game.
I do not enjoy football anymore and it's been years since I've felt any sense of happiness watching this bum ass team. It's over. We can never go back to the good times. We will suck again forever. At least we had Brees and Payton for over a decade, it was fun while it lasted.
Y E A H
Another 20+ points game
>>151470310saints appear to have decided to tank. bucs and falcs are too good.
>>151470321need another katrina to finish the jobwipe that chocolate city off the map
>>151470321I went into this season knowing it was gonna be rough. This honestly doesn't hurt me as much as I thought it would.
Im bearing down guys
>>151470310very real chance they end up with net 0 or negative total yards
>>151470258Doing anything they can to stop Chicago from winning, like every other week. But their power is waning.
Pussy league
takr me back
Good for Mitch Trubisky.
>>151470310the saints are aware its too obvious though right? you cant get 0 yards all game
Helmet to helmet with the helmet part
imagine if they had a pass rush
How the fuck did the aints win one game?
>>151469574I am happy that Ben Johnson looks like advertised. I am still not sold on Caleb though.
>>151470522The Giants had several turnovers
>Rattler has only 13 yrd at half timeJesus put someone else in
holy shit
Lol
>>151470310would a 8 total yards game trigger a mandatory league investigation?
SMELLS LIKE '85
Williams is clowning on the Saints' defense.
ah yes let's run our aged rb directly at sweat again. it's worked great so far.
Are the Stains worse than the Jets?
Honestly, the off schedule throws haven't really been there for Caleb this season. Those passes are always incomplete.
Who lost to the saints?
gayleb should have ran
>>151470617Giants
What could we get for DJ Moore and Cole Kmet?
Caleb’s absolute refusal to use his forward momentum to hit a gap boggles my mind week in and week out.
>>151470602No, Rattler is substantially better than Fields.
>>151470643Nothing worth while because poles is a retard.
>run all over them>0 run playscome on nigga
>>151470643A nice Italian beef.
>>151470701fire johnson into the fucking sun
>>151470658Idk why he doesn't just run
it's overbears lose
Now THATS the Tyrique I know
>Olave touches ball>gets hurt
>>151470767I would not be surprised if Ben Johnson coaches him to hunt for big plays
Do we finally have a game?
>>151470790Stevenson the new Conte
It's over
Oh for fuck's sake don't allow a comeback now
Maybe if caleb would scramble fucking forward instead of his gay ass dance routine...
OH MY SCIENCE DID YOU SEE THAT???
if the saints finish with less than 15 total yards the league needs to step in and investigate.
Ben is about to ASSAULT a sideline reporter
Absolutely fucking embarrassing by the bears. This should be 35-0 if gayleb was competent
I can see into the future now. Gamethread will be full of >it was 0-20 posts
Gayleb fucking sucks.
Bagent vs Shaugh for the second half
It was a false start. FUCK THE LEAGUE
Ben needs to assault gayleb for being shit
>>151471033Hes not a sideline reporter though
Burrs could've had Drake maye
Why did they not show a replay of the blantant offsides ion that last touchdown? Why do the refs hate the Bears so much?
>me hoping the NFL gods gives us a loony tunes game that results in a saints win
>>151471120He Hate Me
If they had the Bears come over to Berlin for a game, I would be booking flight and tickets right fucking now.
is every shithole network tv show about emergency services now? why?
>>151471327Hi finanon
>>151471499Hello
>>151471327Why do you watch this league, and why the bears?
Tämä on sinun kasvosi, kun karhut voittavat Super Bowlin
>so many ways you can use taysom hillhot.
>>151471120>Defensive holding>on a runJust Bears things
Someone want to explain to me what the fuck Rome is doing?
>>151471605I've been a fan of handegg for a long (really long) time, and I root for the Bears because I have family in Chicago; when I went to visit them nearly 20 years ago I was given the whole America experience, which included the Bears and the Cubs. Before that, I hadn't really supported one team or another, just watched whatever got shown here.
Ah yes here comes the collapse
Did Goodell call at half time?
>>151471781It's not like 2 am where you are? Also fuck the Cubs
>>151471815of course.
>>151471781Are you a Cubs fan (and do you support the Bulls and Blackhawks)? We had Markannen and Niemi.
>it was 0-20
bears lose
>it was 0 - 20
Now what?
Here we go again lads...
>>151471937Now we watch Caleb suck more
the white man marches on
>>>>>>>bears
>>151467807Fucking retarded as defense
Does caleb fumble int or just a 3 and out?
Bears are sweating against The Aints lmao.
>>151472087pick 6
>>151472087strip sack for TD
>>151472087He marches down the field like he has all game
>>151472128The Saints play every team close
>>151471841It's 10pm here, perfect time for watching.>>151471872Yeah I support the Cubs. The American half of my family is a diehard Cubs fan, as is most of his family. I do support Chicago teams on principle, even though I don't watch basketball or hockey.
FIRE BEN JOHNSON NOW
Why can't rattler just play like shit all game so we can finally see what shough can do baka
LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER
>>151472228it aint gonna shough itself.
Theo sucks today
Why do the commentators hate the Bears
gayleb is just a bad qb
They’re going to turn Swift’s brain to mush
>>151472328Because the bears hate themselves. It's only hate for this team. I'm a lifelong fan and I hate them too
Terrible decision fuck you BJ
5D play by the center
>>151472463center is butterfingering today
what is wrong with the bear's center?
So you can't decline a false start penalty? Why are you allowed to decline all sorts of other penalties but not that one?
Why are the commentators acting like the Bears got lucky? The penalty is the reason he fumbled. They weren't saved by it.
That center needs to be cut
Honest question, could you just false start like 10 times in a row and make the field goal a 60 yarder in the process?
>>151472463He told the center to double clutch?
>tylenol commercials on TV nowkek
>ANOTHER botched snap
The fuck are these refs and why are they so anti bear?
I think going for it was right, they are trying to change the attitude of the entire organization they want to be ruthless. Just have to clearly work on that execution but the mentality is there. They should have used Rojo on 3rd down desu because swift is just not good at trucking people.
>>151472537The play doesn't even happen if there's a false start
Never seen that happen twice in a game
>>151472595seems like it
>>151472537The play is dead immediately
>>151472659Was that the third of this game? I don't remember seeing this many failed snaps in a while.
>>151472595Refs would probably say "stop that" if it's clearly on purposeBut why would you
>>151472758because it would be funny
>>151472595yes? why tho
>Muttler
Not a good day for RattleGOD.
Honest question, can you get 10 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties in a row for doing the DX "Suck It" motion and kick a 200 yard field goal?
>>151472595No, there’s a flag that can be thrown called a “Palpably Unfair Act” that exists for this reason. It hasn’t really ever been thrown because when teams have done exactly what you’re saying (or something similar like defensive encroachment on the goal line) the refs say “you better fucking stop it or we’re going to award them a touchdown”
>>151472737I havent seen balls on the ground too much, there have been a decent amount of high balls out of the bears center though.Also>rattler
P I C K E D
>>151472667Refs and commentators hate the Bears
Wew
>racially ambiguous QBs
>>151472932coward
>Rattler has two great runs>Goes to shit againsigh...
>>151472784Based DA BYARDS
>>151472872Make it 300 yard
>>151472737Potentially more than 3 if you count the bad long snap and off center shotgun snaps
He has the Bears D on his fantasy.Directing Bears D on where to go lmao
>>151472667You get used to it
lol nice arm punt ya goober
>>151472907You forgot fans. And front office. And ownership. And city government.
big fan of MUNN GUY
>>151473053If it makes you feel any better, I'm a Saints fan and I like seeing Bears posters. Mostly because I think Bears are cool animals.
Just turned it on. How is Caleb playing? Was the pick his fault?
big fan of the windex blue asses
Moore = Glass
Honest question, am I gay?
MononGOAT
I keep saying>MONANGAI THE YOUNG GUYand idk if I came up with it or if I heard it from someone. Has anyone else ever said this?
>>151473238Yes
>>151473195>How is Caleb playing?Decent despite what some NFCN rivals ITT are saying>Was the pick his fault?Yes, it was not great.
What happened to Kmet?Will we miss him?
>>151473195Not greatYes
>>151473195Up and down. He would look a lot better if receivers actually caught his passes when he starts scrambling.
>>151473298Hes been shit for the last 2 yearsIn retrospect, its not a surprise they drafted Loveland.
>>151473298all bears TE's are missing
>>151473238yeah
passing game is out of sync because gayleb fucking sucks
Zacheus zero targets today after he missed that easy tuddy last week. Cohencidence??
Caleb is in my BF's DMs
>passing game is out of syncWell get it back in sync then!
>>151473474good idea
>bearces
How is Chicago going to blow this?
>>151473697By blowing out the saints
fucking wright
the absolute state of wright
>teamkillHoly shit
>>151473697I feel optimistic and think they don't blow this, but it'll be a 3-point win or something.>inb4 >it was 0-20
Dumbass
Now that’s the Bears I know
>kill yourself and prevent an INT
that's up there with bearsiest play of all time
2 steps forward 1 step back
>>151473697by being the bears
Lol wright
>named wright>does wrong
>>151473195He still fires rockets from close and dips passes too low when far away so it’s hard for his guys to hold on. Has done a better job of setting them up for catch and run when he does connect though.Needs to stop being a pussy and run the ball when the opportunity presents itself.
>bryce young hurtSAD!
The fuck that's a forward pass?
Yeah clearly a forward pass
Refs against Chicago again eh?
Come on, that's a forward pass
Good challenge
every time the saints attempt a lateral i hear jim henderson's soul shattering NO in my head
That's a forward pass
Bears literally playing against the refs for the second week in a row wtf is this shit.
>tfw getting memed on
>>151474183refs also fucked the blackhawks a couple days ago
thats forward by half a yard at least
>>151474183Bears ownership too cheap to pay off refsMiserly fucks
Cole Kmet is hurt and out for the game?Terrible
>>151474365addition by subtraction
>>151474365I like Kmet and think he's a cool guy but that's separated from him who should be doing his one job he's paid millions for
Mahomesian
>>151474495zesty scramble
Feel like they should run the clock
Tyriquebros...
Need a fucking TD gayleb you fuck
The Bears cannot finish drives lmao
webm worthy clip there
Haha da ball hit his face lulllll lmao /r/ing webm
ben, why the fuck did you pick loveland
>a penalty-prone teamNo shit.
>>151474711ryan*Don't blame ben, anon
What the fuck is wrong with gayleb
>>151474776he's a homosexual
>>151474711I think the tight ends have more penalty yards than receiving yards this season
>>151474789Worked for Rodgers, why wouldnt it work for Gayleb?
Just needed a damn TD to seal itgod this team
>>151474711Our alternative is Cole Kmet
>>151474833Too gay
>>151474776Bad processing, hesitant to throw to open receivers. When he has to check down he's inconsistent and often inaccurate. He forces balls that are double covered. Often leaves balls short.
DENIED
>>151474846Stop taking the Lord’s name in vain. This is a Catholic thread. Also, I hope you went to Mass today.
>prevent Daka literally never works
>AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS AINTS
>>151475003apologize
4 turnovers
PICK
>>151475003LOL
>>151474833rodgers isn't a nail painting, zesty nigga
>bears defense better than the offenseThats the bears alright
>"new" Orleans
rattled
Man even when the bears win I'm not happy because our offense looks like doodoo dogwater. At least the run game is getting better. >monangai the young guy
>>151475003You were saying?
>>151474954>>151474846God rewarded us because I chastised you. Based.
Fuckin old timey Bears football, does the heart good.
give these receivers to any non-homo QB and it's 40-14 at least
>>151475091Bears aren't allowed to have a good offense
>3rd and 1/2yd>pass, pass
>>151475126The Pope Bears
>>151474954>Stop taking the Lord’s name in vain. This is a Catholic thread.Hilarious, pretending that catholics care about the commandments.One of the basic tenents of catholicism is literally committing idolatry
>>151475206kellen moore was a tush push baby confirmed
Remember to fill out your DeAndre Swift apology forms after the game guys.
>>151475232>worship FALSE idols>FALSElearn2read
Ngl if Kyler Murray was on the Bears they'd be 5-1
>>151475307i signed 20 of them after the commies game
>>151475428Instead of... 4-2? So he would have won the Vikings game? Idk what you're trying to say.
>>151475428Which QB other than Caleb would have the bears in a worse place?
>>151475488rattler kek
>>151475488Fields
>>151474711That's why
luv me some ballsy ben converting on 4th down
>>151475394I know how to read, which is why I know the bible doesnt say Mary is without sin. Thats also why I dont pray to a mortal, full of sin, and pretend she is Jesus 2.0Now give me 10 hail marys as you totally arent worshipping a false idol before god
Ben doesn't look amusedIt was a win but a shit performance all around
This win feels like a loss.
another dogshit caleb performance but a win nonethelessben is the truth
>>151475654ThisTypical bears "win"
Bears win, gg Saints.
Bears need to go 4-1 in the next 5 games If we want to get to the playoffs.
>>151475488Justin "benched" Fields
>>151475893I dont know if I want them to get embarrassed in the playoffs
All the people who were literally deepthroating fields nowhere to be found
brosfor the first time since 2017, we aren't in last place after 5 weeks
>>151475617We pray through Mary to Jesus. Also, the Church compiled the Bible. This entire conversation is too Protestant for me.
Caleb played like shit god damn it
>>151475933What about getting this group and Ben Johnson some playoff experience at least?
Williams was a game manager and that was good enough for a W. People forget how common absolute dogshit QBs are; they WILL lose you winnable games. Whereas a game manager QB can win you a super bowl if the surrounding team and coaching staff is good enough
>>151475933its better than getting embarrassed in the regular season
>>151475979Has it really been that grim for this team?
>>151475654Nah, even in the good old days the defense had to carry dogwater offense with occasional good rb performances. This is where we want to be. Hopefully they can pull it off against teams that aren’t 1-5.
Bros Caleb really fucking sucks but the rest of the team starting to look better
>>151476015>Also, the Church compiled the Bible.And nowhere does the bible which man compiled does it say mary is without sin, yet somehow its literally a core tenant.>We pray through Mary to Jesus. Which is the definition of idolatryYou rely on the church instead of the word of god.Nowhere in the bible does it say you have to be baptised to be saved, yet the church says otherwise.Its hilarious how the church contradicts the word of god with all sorts of random traditions, and with a dude who flip flops all the time.>This entire conversation is too Protestant for meIm sure, people who read the bible as opposed to people who listen to their organized religions "traditions" and mascot with a funny hatGood luck on judgement day anon
At least Ben Johnson is awesome even if Caleb is looking like a bust. I would have roped if they both sucked.
>>151475979What about last year?
>>151476015catholics need middle managers to get to heaven
>>151476286The whole division had awesome records to start the year
What the fuck is gaylebs problem? Why can't he generational talent like he's supposed to?
>>151476737inaccurate
The schism and its consequences have been a disaster for Christianity
>>151467807Bump
>>151476737painted nails
