Surely 125m Isak and 150m Wirtz have AT LEAST as many league goals at Anfield this season as Maguire? Even if not individually, surely they at least have as many as Maguire when you combine their totals?

knew there would be too much drama over the OP with the weekends results so made one we could all agree on and get behind

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>HALF of United's matches so far have been against sky six usuals
>theyre 3 points off 2nd

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Our boy upgraded, bros

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>>151476642
someone said earlier spurs already have ben-10-cur
made me giggle

>>151476520
Boss, I've just run the numbers. You won't believe this

>>151476829
W-what?

>>151476642
how far is this numbers meme gonna go?

I'm really proud of the FA for honoring jota. All those added minutes of silence at anfield are truly moving

>>151476865
We ran the Wirtz numbers into the Flopp-o-meter, here's the thing: it exploded

>>151476642
He's gonna be Ocean's Eleven next week

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>wins one nil in your way from a shitty set piece.
mad?

>>151476629
They often raise themselves for the big games though
If they have several drama-free wins against shitters I'll be impressed but they've yet to do that

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Ben10
Ocean's Eleven
12 Years A Slave
Thirteen Ghosts

get em ready boys

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>>151476963
Nice

>>151477004
Carra was right when he said Arteta is the new Mourinho

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>>151477026
Soon.

>>151477004
It would be hypocritical to be mad about that because of my flag. It brought us great success. It is shitty to watch though, objectively. Boy, it made them mad.

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>>151477026
I will never not rate Sky Sports Germany for starting this devilish trend

>>151477082
massive compliment

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10 games
10 appearances

This is what being a player looks like. Levels.

Other clubs will be justified in penny pinching and not spending now when they look at Liverpool

>>151477623
>SSG start this meme because they're so mad at Sanchy being taken from them
>Ends up biting them on the kazoo when their own golden boy is even worse
The universe works in mysterious ways.

Fuck Thatcher

Can we please all agree that Slotto is out of his depth?

>>151479312
Have some respect, the squad and him are still grieving over Jota. They don't have time to practice or prepare.

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>>151479312
>Wins a weak league with Kloppo's upcycle squad
>Scousaars think he's the second coming of Kenny

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>>151479037
>their boy
Wdym Goatemade is doing fine?

>>151476911
Kek

Haaland is miles better than Shearer..

Bigger
Faster
Stronger

Scoring rate is higher.

Time of playing is more competitive and professional with all the money and technology now..

>>151480167
kek, great graphic

>>151480251
>Bigger
>Faster
>Stronger
don't forget raped

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Called it since 3 weeks ago

>Former Everton and Real Madrid footballer Royston Drenthe has been taken to hospital after having a stroke
F

I always remember him being useless everywhere he went

>>151480754
i saw a thing on twitter the other day from ryan babel, he was finally selling the house he lived in when he played for liverpool, apparently he rented it out to drenthe when he played for everton (which i completely forgot about btw) and according to babel drenthe just never paid him rent
thought it was funny

>>151481082
That doesn't shock me at all, when he moved to Reading and Wednesday he didn't last long at either club

Then he went into music:
>In 2016 Drenthe announced his retirement from playing. He has since begun recording music under the name Roya2Faces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJPu0yQt4A

>>151481136
i remember when he went to madrid because that was right when i was getting into watching european football (and playing football manager) and it felt like such a big deal back then
of course he ended up being useless but i'll always remember him

>mancini turning down forest job
>now going for dyche

lads
LADS
>liverpoo

>>151480730
Baste

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this guy will be the next big thing bros. consider this the sneak peek to impress your mates

nathan de cat. remember the name. 17-year old 6' 4" midfielder playing for anderlecht

Senne Lammens so far

Sunderland (H)
>clean sheet
>3 saves
>win

Liverpool (A)
>1 goal conceded (not his fault)
>5 saves
>first win at Anfield since 2016

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>>151481872
>de cat

*jerks thumb towards earlier*
Why did they wildly celebrate salvaging a home draw against the worst Manchester United side we've seen in our lifetimes instead of going for the second goal?
*jerks thumb towards even earlier*
Is that why Liversimp was being a miserable bastard all day? He knew Man United would win?

It's mental to think that the only thing stopping Man United being 2nd in the league right now is Fernandes missing a penalty...

They had the most difficult start and still perform despite everyone claiming they're shit...

>>151482522
Lost to Grimsby
Liverpool are fucking shit is the fact not even you are willing to fully embrace

>Jamie Carragher has warned Arne Slot that Mohamed Salah should no longer be an automatic starter for Liverpool after their 2-1 defeat by Manchester United at Anfield
Klopp's Kid Mo "Mohamed" Salah being made to walk alone in order to make way for Slot's Shitters. What a bizarre fanbase.

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130M + 100M

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I miss ange m8

>Dave thinks United are back because they beat Sunderland (guaranteed 6 points every season) and a finished Liverpool

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>>151483904
>upper case lower case
>lower case lower case

>Xabi Alonso has told the Real Madrid hierarchy to hold off on signing a big-money midfielder as he hopes that Florian Wirtz’s struggles at Liverpool open the door for a move to the Santiago Bernabeu
Liverpool's greatest ever midfielder who they begged to join them as manager (he turned them down btw) and who petition every year for a statue of him to be erected outside Anfield, is literally *praying* Flopian continues flopping so he can take their, at the time, British transfer fee player off them for free.
This is fucking tragic.

Not a single one of Liverpool's signings were great. Ekitike comes closest and he has a massive attitude problem including a Snapchat-while-driving scandal which the media refused to properly cover (no other club would get this deferential treatment).

>>151484135
When Spurs sold Bale and wasted the money on absolute garbage (except for Eriksen) they were slated in the media and it killed AVB's managerial career.
Slotto does the same with Liverpool and it's full damage control.

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>>151484208
i still remember Soldado posting

>>151484260
Genuinely atrocious. It went beyond a meme how shit he was, didn't offer a single thing.

I haven't watched much of Liverpools games recently but it's shocking just how bad Salah and VVD currently are for them. Its no secret that Salah in the last few years has lost his pace a bit and has started to mostly be someone who's lurking in the box for most of his goals/assists but the last few games he's missing outright sitters and actively hurting Liverpools chances of winning, they actually looked better with him off the pitch. VVD has been shit for a while now, it's like he's scared to engage or something

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I missed the last 2 united matches and they won them all, i think i'll keep missing the games until the poor lad finally shaves

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BIG HEAD. BIG GOAL. BIG MOMENT.

BOOM.

ANFIELD IN TEARS.

lmao at liverpool fans scapegoating gakpo for cutting inside and shooting too much meanwhile he's the only player that does anything

I really hate Liverpool

Yayyy Liverpool lost

Liverpoop

Even Abram grant could win with this Liverpool team of frauds lmao slot out

liverpool aren't a real football club

Cnat believe how short wirtz is he literally cannot pass a ball 5 yards is this his first time playing footy?

Tell em liversimp why doesn't isak know how to kick a ball into the back of the net what a fraud striker they really spent £150m on a black man that's never scored in the league before

oi M8 I am laffin at scousaars lol spending a billion on a team of national league shitters how about buying players that can play football like mason mount

liversimp having a breakdown over jota being ded lol maybe he should join him jota was shit he never scored for Liverpool either what a shit club

i hate wirtz

liversimp why did you buy kerkrz the man is a farmer playing in a farmer league the season at Bournemouth? he was actually shite last season you just couldn't see it haha keep buying the hype tho

Isak PL stats
134 games
0 goals
Lmao isn't the strikers job to score goals instead of being a Somali pirate

liverpool should get Ange at least Ange knows what he's doing

hahaha Liverpool got SNUBBED this is tragic xabi Alfonso wants to take that shitter wirtz lol can he not see that wirtz is a bad player this is tragic for Liverpool plus they got rejected by Cunha and Alonso what an absolute shit meme club lmao flop wirtz Liverpool suck his dick

Liverpool should sack slot even Moyes could win the league with Liverpool. Moyes hasn't won it before but it's easy to do which is why a lot of managers have won the league so sack slot scousaars

totally organic posts

>Livermong so traumatised he's larping as Dave
He's absolutely finished. Anyone seen shitizen btw?

Liverpoop are fucking done

lol these fucking idiots bought Wirtz when they should've bought william carvalho why the fuck would you get wirtz? he snubbed city and bayern to go to liverpool so you know it was a red flag anyway like wtf you bought a German peasant when Germans are known to be shit footballers and your suprised that flopian can't pass a ball
Even I can pass a ball so where's my contract

I'm the best footballer in here I could start for the liverpoop team instead of pl experienced isak and i could bag 30 goals
or would i be crying over jota

>>151478315
White Men Can't Play Football

lol they really thought they could win the league this year with henderson still starting in midfield lmao what a bunch of bi dipping rats

fuck Liverpool lmao you're tinpot club got snubbed by lord mbeumo

Liverpool should got zirkzee at least he can score
0010 ghost Wirtz ghosting again because he's a shit fraud flop and I can play football bettrr then him

Slotto out what a fraud manager imagine winning the league and being a fraud he's like Claudio rsnieri

Liverpool need more English players

Liverpool

Imagine spending money on frimpong like lmao didn't bro used to play for arsenal and wolves lmao what a fucking flop they really spent money on someone who just runs
you don't need to run in football

No kings

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ARE ANDY IS LOVING IT

>>151489144
Its so obvious. Today's game broke his sissy mind.

Liverpool vs Man United Last 5 Games

Man United
>2
Draw
>2
Liverpool
>1

>>151489907
Yeah it's just sissies giving their takes about Liverpool in this thread, stick to lug

>>151489952
Liverpoop are bottom of the table

I haven't watched much of Liverpools games recently but it's shocking just how bad the entire team is. They should get rid of every single player and sell them to Hartlepool where they belong

>>151489989
Just one mindbroker scouser larping as Dave

>>151477026
Kek really hope we make it to 13 ghosts

>>151490051
You're saying everyone in this thread is one person mate? Nah we just know Liverpool is a fraud club, you're sounding like a scousaar

>>151477026
>14 88

>>151490088
He's gonna make it to 64 Ghost Lane
I'm a scout for 4chan and I'm just not impressed by wirtz he's a very very poor footballer playing out of his depth when he's much more suited for Sunday league

I bet if I check the stats, wirtz will have a 0% pass completion rate

>>151490016
>implying they would get a game

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When you're losing at home to Man United but Konate and Isa's video just dropped

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NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST START MASON MOUNT YOU JUST CAN'T

>>151490472
Kek. Reminds me of Klopp blaming the grass.

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Senne Lammens has been MOTM in every game he's played for Man United

>>151490404
Tiktok was a mistake
Just like hiring klopp which led to hiring slot

Manager points out that other managers change tactics and lineups
Retards seethe online

>>151490518
shit belgian keeper performs in the prem bc this is another farmer league

>>151490918
he's the next courtois la

>>151490930
so another shit keeper that fraufs in big games

isak need time to adapt la

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>lammens is the next courtois because he conceded one goal in a win against a league 2 side last night

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:rofl: :rofl: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

wow another schizo meltdown. not even sure what he's melting down about, his team won. sad to see.

>>151489373
also funny in the sea of his schizo meltdown he still thinks jordan henderson plays for liverpool?

>>151491222
cry about it la not my problem your team are shit, being 3rd in the league is fucking shit it's either 1st or nothing

>liverpool lose
>customers have a meltdown

Kek, everytime.

I said once that kuwait has good rational takes but I realize how he's just a twitter paki like everyone else in here

>liverpool lose
>liverpool customers have a meltdown
>football customers have a meltdown
you're both retarded

>>151491306
inb4 redditors come out the woodworks and cry about how you can't say both sides

>replying to himself exactly a minute later
Haha, 4th and falling. WHERE IS YOUR BALD GOD NOW?

>>151491329
?

Scouse rats have fled the ship. Where’s the mick gone?

fitbaw fans are fags

>>151491329
>>151491368
Go back to twitter

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>>151491368
Hasn't been seen since this started doing the rounds. That's if you ignore the mick who swears blind there's another mick.

>>151491368
>>151491329
>>151491269
>>151489672
>>151488597
Lol why are you so low IQ

I am now swimming in (You)s. Damn I hurt his feelings.

these man make posts on 4chan like they're 17 year old forrens with a profile pic of their favourite FIFA player
>>151491412
t. brought to you by @AFC_S4K4

missing: irish posters

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>>151491444
Also missing: the ghost of giza

im sure that gyok, zubi, trafford, cherki, gittens, garnacho, pino, isak, wirtz, cunha, sesko, elanga, simons and tel are all shit footballers and flops. surely there's no pattern with that many players not performing after 8 games

MISSING: Cunha

>>151491460
KEK I saw this on r/soccercirclejerk

>>151491487
Erm we don't have rational takes here this is a refuge for people banned from X

>>151491490
The Phantom of Paraiba

>>151491460
London? Are manure customers not from Manchester?

How can Liverpud not perform in this farmers league? FSG out

I thought we'd all agreed that the #10 role was obsolete in the modern game
Are we surprised that Liverpool have fucked everything up by spending 150m on a 10? It's probably the worst thing they could have done to their team.

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The Wanderer of Wolverhampton

>>151491536
nah mate wirtz just lost all his ability to kick a ball

>>151491536
>#10 is obsolete
that makes thing even more grim. how many 10's did united field today? six?

>>151491536

Talking about roles in football as if anyone else in this thread actually knows about football

>>151491560
Liverpoop should copy them, play 6 10s and 1 of them will score (Mbeumo). It's a numbers game.

>>151491536
no point actually talking about footy in here mate this is a reddit general

>>151491563
i heard fm 26 was removing the mezzala and segundo volante. not pleased.

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Hehe

>>151491584
Idk I've never played that pace simulator, you should go back though

F1 is so fucking gay

>>151491636
female "sport"

>>151491608
christ almighty, you were really unloved as a child eh? have you not gone to bed, or is this the first thing you do when you get up?

Females are taking over football mate.

>>151491676
Wow, you're absolutely rattled.

canuck is getting mugged off hahaha

where were you when Liverpool soccer club became defunct?

>>151491677
lol >>151491676

>>151491691
Watching arsenal win the league apparently

in 3 years amorim united will win the league, ratcliffe is an oracle

just 2 more dinnerladies

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crazy to think it but Maguire looks better than Van Dijk right now. I dont get what the dutch lad is doing, elbowing your team mate to try and stop play is a new low

>>151491767
VVD been overrated for a long long time, very good defender but not the undisputed best to play in the prem like how some of our fans make him out to be
Hopefully the elbow will make macallister play like himself again

>all this liverpool talk completely drown how thomas frank got exposed again

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>Liverpool fans are genuinely saying Michael Oliver favoured Man Utd

Very embarrassing to lose to this season's Villa side but idk what he was doing playing odobert and tel. I don't watch enough spurs to know what's going on

>>151491818
I'm not though

>>151491798
>>151491823
Frank is a phenomenal coach you cannot blame him for Spurs being Spurs

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

THREE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

liverslip next match is versus frankfurt, isn't that arne slut's previous team?
would poetic if he choked there too kek

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>>151491993
no it isnt. It is Ekitike's previous team. He was also caught on social media last week with some practice and was wearing Frankfurt clothing. Went down well with Liverpool fans

>>151491837
I didn't say he was a shit coach or a fraud

>>151491868
Slot is a phenomenal coach you cannot blame him for Liverpool being Liverpool

>>151491868
nu metal is for rentboys

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LOL HAHAHAHA

/reddit/

>>151492175
You only say this because you KNOW I like system of a down

>>151492339
Yeah you have down syndrome but I don't see how that's relevant

>>151492357
I guess you could say I'm Korn - Blind

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I CAN'T SEE

I CAN'T SEE

I'M GOING BLIND

>>151490472
We mustn’t forget that it’s been raining

>>151492422
We mustn't forget the manager's been going through a divorce and they're missing their dm

How many league apps did it take Pogba to assist/score? When he arrived at Man Utd for 90m

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Oh oh oh it's magic
U knowwww
I love you mbeu moooo

Customers are now comparing shartz to poogba

Idk but James Wilson scored a brace on his PL debut and he turned out very well

>>151492457
>>151492500
Hey retards. Learn something about football.

>>151492035
fuck my bad ur right.
wearing ur previous club shirt in training is unacceptable for me, personally think it's disrespectful. who knows maybe that changing room is not very nice and dandy with isak, hugo ,wirtz and salah.

Football fans lost the ability for original patter when they let women invade and ruin the game. Now they all gossip like catty bitches

Yeah way too many egos in that dressing room, I think Slot is getting sacked today and Livershart will be relegated this season.

>>151492491
why is that united fan wearing a skirt

5am bandit spending his morning seething over Slot and Wirtz before a long day of unemployment

>>151492491
L M A O
Utdsissies… our response?

>>151476397
one of the most evil bitches in the history of the planet