Not a sport. Football is on. Fuck off. Can't even get 10 million viewers for playoff games

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doyers

>>151487408
this is psychotic

I thought Gilbert was supposed to be an ace

Cubs fucking……………………………………………………………………………………………………….………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………………………………….RULE!

Ohtani is 100% gonna homer off this yesavage nigga if they meet in the world series.

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Doyers

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>>151488359
this will be you except for the part about having grandkids kek

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fightings for scraps lel

>>151488519
>everyone's dropping football for soccer and basketball
>baseball is unchanged
kek!

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Is Logan Gilbert the biggest homebabby in the league? Fucking terrible outside of Safeco or whatever they call it these days.

>Dodgers have 3 Japanese starters
nerf these niggas, now

zamn, mariners are ass

the dream is dead, maybe they'll get another chance in 2075

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Vladdy is doing it for one entire nation

>>151489339
Since when does Canada have black people?

>>151489608
Montreal is in Quebec

>it was 2-0

>it was the mariners are going to sweep

The Dodgers are sweeping the World Series. Neither of these two teams look like they have a chance.

>it was the dodgers will win anyway

>>151489608
Since they started importing them from the Dominican for baseball reasons

>>151487408
Marinerbros I want to an hero.
We are cooked. It's gonna be another 40 years before we get to the ALCS again

i yust believe in god i yust believe in mi team

>>151489608
1990s

:D

A strike is all but guaranteed in 2027. Let MLB die.

Love that Vladdy smile. Win or lose, I think we're gonna be alright jaysbros.

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>>151489608
We don't really. I could count all the black Canadians I know of on one, Thalidomide-affected hand.

>>151490205
cow rally belongs on a loser franchise. ohtani does not.

reckon Jeter wants to clock Ortiz in the mouth

>>151488519
Damn zoomers have shit taste

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

what do you think the dodgers will look like next season? who's leaving the team?

>>151490370
Laugh while you can
You'll be roping in twenty four hours

>>151490338
I want to eat KFC

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As a neutral I'm pissed, pissed at the Mariners. They are THIS CLOSE to their first ever World Series. The ticket is right fucking there, waiting to be punched. And what do they do? GIDP their way into a loss and a winner-take-all Game 7. I was rooting for them but not anymore, fuck them. The Mariners don't deserve to make it. Jays have more heart and guts to claw their way back after down 0-2.

>>151490380
Like this season's Dodgers but add Tucker and Skubal.

>>151490397
What do you know about collapses pal

>>151490397
mariners poodres cosplay

Reminder: when decapitating Dodger fans, start the cut from the front of the neck. This maximizes the pain.

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I'm a belieber.

>>151490380
homegrown andy pages for kyle tucker
muncy for murakami
sheehan for skubal

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Did you know that if they put Horrman in Friday night the Blue Jays would have clinched tonight? Makes you think.

>>151490430
You gotta get to them first otherwise ICE will deport them

>>151490436
This zesty bitch is about to get gangraped on international television
Can't wait

>>151490380
Kersh confirmed leaving, Miggy Ro leaving next next season, Treinen and Freddie are probably ready to hang it up soon-ish. Stone will be back from the IL. Bazooka will never be fully healthy, he and Wroblo get traded for Skubal or Skenes

>>151490444
rogers and the mlb wants a game 7
little bet on seattle to beat the spread

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>>151487408
It was always gonna go 7 games
>mid market Toronto vs small market Seattle
>need to maximize ad and gambling revenue
>game 7 always gets hyped (for good reason) so it makes up for the market size
If the Brewers played the Phillies instead of the Dodgers they would have gone 7 too for the same reason.

That said, the Mariners should still win.

Is there any universe where the blue jays don’t choke tomorrow? It just seems all too obvious.

>lose first two games at home
>win two of three games on the road
>win game 6 to force a game 7
>choke embarrassingly in front of your fans and lose

>>151490442
>muncy the offensive glue for murakami the fat mediocre infielder and streaky hitter
If the Dodgers aren't actively calling dibs on him you should assume that he's a bust. They were right on it when the Yamamoto and Roki madness began, maybe even before it

>>151490505
are you jewish or mexican?

>>151490380
Glass now will be out for the season due to injury, Smell will be out for the season due to injury, Ohtani will be only a DH for the season due to injury, Yamamoto will get homesick and move back to Japan.

>>151490505
I expect it but I'm going to hope against hope

>ex texts out of the blue
>has the gall to get upset that i want nothing to do with her
what the fuck is wrong with women

>>151490505
they are also facing notorious chokers, it'll be whoever chokes the hardest

I need Kirby to channel his inner Bryce Miller tomorrow and actually play worth a damn

I'm glad the Jays are winning, but why can't we play like we're up against the Yankees?

The day of the rake is finally upon us
I hope you're all prepared

>>151490523
>Glass now will be out for the season due to injury, Smell will be out for the season due to injury
>sike! They magically "get better" and return from the IL just in time for the home stretch in September
>repeat of 2025 season
It's all so tiresome

Jays back in the world series or nah?

>>151490544
I texted my ex and she said she still wanted to be together :)

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>>151490397
:(

>>151490544
Please send her my way I'm lonely and never hurt anyone who's not a dodger fan

>>151490523
And then you wake up from your dream to a nightmare of a Dodger 3peat

>>151490563
you're kinda spoiled

>>151490544
What did you tell her? Post screencap for lels

>>151490544
she was probably caught up with another guy who decided to tell her to fuck off
she messaged you hoping for a nice, friendly ego boost
you didn't provide it, so well done

>>151490544
Sounds like an ex I had
Just stopped talking to her

>>151490380
muncy
kike
conforto
kershaw
Kirby
this is their last season right?

>>151490579
jays are due for a cold streak and pitcher blowout, we'll see if the mariners can capitalize

>>151490579
Hard to say, two cursed teams in a game 7.

Do you guys date women you're not attracted to or something? If an ex reaches out why not go back in for one last coom

Who's starting tomorrow for both teams?

>>151490651
Bassitt vs Woo.

>>151490601
I don't like the tension.

>>151490651
bieber and kirby, i don't know if seattles going kirby though after his last outing

>>151490644
because sometimes peace of mind is better than a piece of pussy

>>151490651
It's Bieber and Kirby

>>151490651
Nintendo is sending Kirby, Canada is sending Justin Bieber

>>151490644
>he's never had his heart ripped out
it'll happen one day, don't get too cocky

Gg Ms
Let’s go jays

Who wins tomorrow? Jeets or gays?

>>151490673
Can't relate as I have neither

>>151490585
I genned this like 2 years ago and it's still relevant as ever. I NEED them to win tomorrow

>>151490644
This is probably news to you but the most beautiful woman in the world isn't worth putting up with if her personality is shit. You get desensitized to her looks after the first week and then it's all up to whether she's nice and reciprocates everything you do for her etc.

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>>151490579
We'll know tomorrow at this hour

who has the best shot at being this faggot billion dollar payroll scam?

If the Jays are up by a few in the ninth, do you think Schneider would do something crazy like bring in Little just to restore his confidence?

>>151490696
I have in fact, but only by women I never dated (I have never dated anyone)
The idea of one of those girls reaching out to me is completely ludicrous

>>151490687
It's like we're back in the early 2000s again
In a way this is the 4chan series

>>151490706
Classic cope

>>151490722
No manager would that considering the stakes. Not even Dave Roberts or Boone

>>151490744
no, he's right

>>151490744
imagine being with someone you hate. what a pathethic cuckold lol

>>151490703
pussy isn't as important as many would have you believe
peace of mind is important though, so I wish you well lad x

>>151490722
I can't believe you asked that question
>>151490753
I can't believe you answered that question

>>151490707
>not expecting the 17 inning thriller

I think it's funny that the M's never won a pennant and will be rooting for the jays to keep this tradition

>>151490761
>>151490766
Say oink oink to your fat ugly wives for me

>>151490744
Where is the cope, he's saying looks don't make a relationship which is true

>>151490777
Oh no Ms bros... these trips don't lie...

>>151490780
you are 17 years old

Mariners gonna have to do it '07 Giants style

Bros... we live to die another day

>>151490780
say hi to you parents for me

>>151490780
Engagement farming isn't a thing here Rajesh, now go back to X

>>151490442
Muncy is staying

>>151490744
I recently ditched a solid 8/10 for a soft 6/10 just because the 6 has a better personality, is intelligent and does literally anything I want.

>>151490797
>>151490806
>>151490815
No, you're right. Your wives are 300 pounds of great personality.

>>151490780
'cord hated this one

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>>151490776
It's either another dominant Jays win or a total choke job by them, no other thing is happening.

Who would have thought the jays would be going to a game 7 in the ALCS at the beginning of spring training

>alejandro gave up on spamming and is now attempting to ragebait
How old is he again?

>>151490838
post your hot wife pls

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As a west coast canuck, I'm rooting for the jays but I'm happy no matter who wins (and either team will lose to the Dodgers anyway)

>>151490855
now we have to endure a shatkins contract extension

>>151490505
I am certain we will live or die by our pitching. It just has to be solid.

Dodgers are going to destroy either one of these inconsistent teams

>>151490871
I hope Mariners win just for a Battle of the West Coast and all the games favoring PST, making Least Coasters seethe
It's probably what Japan wants also

I couldn't possibly date a woman at this point. For one, it would be extremely irritating to share a bed with another person. How am I supposed to have my nightly goon sessions with someone sleeping next to me?

>>151490397
Tourist

I'm gonna be real leafbros, I cannot support your team in the WS. And neither should any self-respecting American.

>>151490900
You goon using their pussy/mouth/asshole

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>>151490898
>bending the knee to crapan
You still have not learned your lessons.

>>151490397
The Mariners are my team and they always have been and always will be. Where you are at now was my attitude going into the playoffs. Mariners are not World Series material. I hope their inconsistency is not rewarded tomorrow and I will continue to live without ever seeing them get to the World Series.

>>151490937
Look everyone, West Taiwan has something to say

>>151490900
>irritating to share a bed with another person
this is one of the downsides to being in a relationship. sleep chemistry is insanely difficult to find, it's something nobody ever tells you

it's looking like those two first games were flukes. the jays have outplayed the mariners in four straight, and if it wasn't for Schneider bringing in that fuck Little in game five, this series would be over in a reverse sweep.

Mariners lose. Reddit lose.

>>151490900
You sleep ON them, silly

Man the Blue Jays are going to get swept in the WS aren’t they?

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>>151490898
I can live with that

>>151490996
Yeah Ohtani is going to take a steaming shit on this bullpen but the ride has been fun

>>151490957
? You just get a king sized bed and go to sleep.

There should be more teams. And redundancy teams like the Mets and the Angels should be moved.

>>151491025
Mariner here. I must congratulate you on getting to the World Series with your win tomorrow. That’s a really fun accomplishment and we most certainly don't deserve it.

>>151491025
if jays face ohtani they have to walk him, they literally have no good lefties

>>151491026
My ex snored really loudly. I don't even understand how it was possible. I know what you're thinking and she wasn't fat at all, if anything she was too skinny, but she sounded like she was choking to death while sleeping. She did a sleep study and they were like "looks fine to us" and she refused to get a second opinion so I had to end it.

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>>151490996
It will at least go to game 5 [spoiler]I hope.[/spoiler]

>>151490898
When Dodgers win Ohtani will plant his country's flag on Schneider's corpse and rename Canada to Japanada. While Freddie stands in the background, visibly conflicted

Mariner fans think they’re being slick already spiritually forfeiting the game tomorrow to reverse jinx their team.

>>151491071
>Japanada
LOL

>>151491026
bro my ex used to do fucking cartwheels in her sleep, the human brain is a jigsaw puzzle

>>151491056
Probably just mouth anatomy

>>151490838
still waiting on your hot wife you fucking faggot

>>151490848
>he just stood at the edge of the field, looked up, and slowly floated toward the stands. Everyone was a witness, yet no one mentioned it for fear of his power

>>151491079
No seriously it’s over you don’t know the mariners like I do. Mariners already lost tomorrow.

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>>151490999

Whatever the outcome, this is all gonna be over in a few more weeks and I'm already sad. These threads never fail to brighten my day

>offseason acquisitions and trades, bro
Offseason is gay
>WBC, bro
Ok I guess we have that to look forward to

>>151491147
dont cry because its over, smile because it happened

>>151491147
>offseason is gay
Truer words have never been spoken. The only thing worse than off season posters are their real world counterparts

>>151491163
That's when we turn into paupers praying for a hot stove

Your team didn’t win this year and you’re ashamed of it

>>151491208
Yes. Have you not been paying attention?

>>151490900
I really like cuddling and women are good cuddlers.

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This World Series will be about supporting the team that most closely represents the Chinese People’s Republic and its territorial interests. The only nation capable of responding to Japanese aggression which has polluted the entire sport and world.

>>151491272
Mariners have a Nintendo logo on their sleeve…

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is this good?

>>151491272
Canada is mostly Indian…

>>151491272
You better show up with your A game in the WBC then because otherwise it's Japan vs US again in the final

Dodgers vs Jays is my dream WS

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>>151491287
The MVP of the middle of the order

Ohtani will announce that his wife is pregnant again when he receives his fourth MVP

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>>151491286
We are aware of the fact that both the Seattle Mariners and Los Angeles Dodgers align themselves with the Japanese invaders.

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>>151491295

>>151491310
who is the father

>>151491326
ippei

gonna try to convince my normiezog goypilled friends to go to the WBC but it's always really close to march madness and they all go to vegas for that

>>151491298
>canada vs california
so you are gay?

>>151491326
Me

>>151491344
he's canadian

>>151491341
sounds like they're better off without you

>>151491350
oh right I guess I should have dropped the question mark

>>151491357
Shalom rabbi

>>151491363
you need therapy, friend

Is Shohei and LGBTQ+ ally?

How do you make the MLB appeal to young people

>>151491376
yes and very militant about it

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>>151491376
>>151491377

The Blue Jays are the enemies of the (((Mets)))
The Mariners seek to establish a point system with the (((Mets)))

>>151491377
more commercials

>>151491373
Sorry sometimes I like using 4chan speak ironically I don't actually think or talk like that.

>Ozempic Wednesday Night Draft Kings Ball Hour

>>151491389
that's hardly 4chan speak, it's /pol/ brainrot

>>151491377
Streaming games should be free and easy.

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heads up, new beary just dropped...

>>151491401
You're right

I don’t understand that cartoon character i see it posted sometimes and have for years but it’s just confusing what is the meme or joke

>>151491389
Don’t apologize when you use a term correctly to someone who shunned you before even posting that

I’m sorry

>>151491425
I'm sorry

>>151491424
He is unhinged o algo.

my bad

>>151491377
you can't

>>151491424
it's just some autistic spic avatarfagging

I also apologize

I wish baseball worked like European football where the team’s performance determines what league they are in.

>>151491404
This. The fact that piracy is the best way to watch games is ridiculous.

>>151491377
loot boxes

>o algo

>>151491448
I'm white tho

>>151491373
>therapy
another (((scam)))

>>151491448
he's white

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>I'm white tho

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>>151491424
it's an old reddit meme that the schizo has repurposed for their shitposting. I just ignore it

>>151491451
How do you even handle your team dropping a league? That must be so demoralizing, both for the players and the fans.

>boarder

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>>151490898
east coasters enjoy a comfy 10pm ballgame, something you will never experience

>>151491071
kek

>>151490898
the games will all be at 5:00est no matter where they are

>>151491467
where did you get this webm of ohtani

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Should Schneider give him another look?

>>151491486
matsui

>>151491486
If ohtani looked like that the other players would probably have such big boners all the time kek

mariner here will someone post memes to cheer me up

>>151491504
lel

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>>151491607

who all got their tickets to the ws, assuming your team makes it

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>>151491607

the only thing I want for tomorrow is extra innings. And a lot. At least 16

>>151491694
Fuck off, get the World Series started so we can just end this god awful season. The ALDS was the actual World Series lol.

>>151491377
need to make personalities out of the players
someone like shohei cannot bring zoomers in because hes got no edge to him

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>>151491607

>>151491501
meme magic dictates he's due for an immaculate inning

Doyers are gonna rape either of these teams

This is shaping up to be another dream World Series for everyone other than baseball fans

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>>151491607

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here's some hopium for whoever survives game 7

>>151491783
My Dodgers are mold breakers.

>>151491805
they do know how to lose a world series that's for sure
AL in 6 or 7

>>151491820
Arcade League aint winning SHIT

>>151491783
With a sample this low may as well search for manager zodiac signs or some shit.

>>151491825
>>151491805

Lmao, doyerpacos customers already trembling.

>>151491831
What?

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here's some more reddit hopium for mariners

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>>151491783
>2012
Tigers waited 6 days for the WS, Giants only 2 (Giants swept)
>2007
Rockies waited 9 days for the WS, Red Sox only 3 (Red Sox swept)
>2006
Tigers waited 7 days for the WS, Cardinals only 2 (Cardinals won in 5 games)
>1988
A's waited 6 days for the WS, Dodgers only 3 (Dodgers won in 5 games)

Not only did the team who had to wait less won, they also dominated. Great news for whoever comes out of this gauntlet

They should let Ohtani pitch in all 4 games.

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Brew crew... this can't be fucking real, I'm literally fighting back tears

>>151491891
next year they might!

Only the Astros can beat the Dodgers

>>151491893
False flags don’t really work when you have the wrong flag. We all know it’s ironic either way but it just misses

>>151491856
So we're looking at 7 days rest vs 4. We'll see what happens. Blue Jays bats are hot, but Dodgers as a whole are on a streak. Either outcome, I don't think it will be as one sided as these samples.

>>151491900
Astros needed to beat the Mariners to get into the playoffs and they couldn’t even do that

>>151491893
brooiedoo 'em!

>>151491893
how did the brewers even get into the playoffs were they the only team in their division

>>151491891
How good is his pitching?

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>>151491607

O I fuck ya

ass rapies

>>151491849
Based Reddit Chad

Reddit Chad here

>>151492053
Wuddup R.C. looks like you got ya big ol dick out once again, swangin on em

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>>151491607

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>>151491607

>>151492053
attaway RC

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>>151491607

RC is back :)

go jays go

>>151492138
I don't believe you, gayboy

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>>151492150
no… NO!!!

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>>151491607

I dont know who's going to win game 7 but all i do know is it will probably involve a collapse that will cause the fans of the losing team to wonder why they still follow the team.

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I LOVE NINTENDO SÖYENCE AND THE 'NERS

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>>151491607

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>>151491607

Let's get some more ohtani posts going

>>151492312
https://x.com/baseballcentrai/status/1979552802440466901?s=46

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Free blowjobs for all Ms fans if they win tomorrow
(pic unrelated)

RC is in da buildin

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>she kinda looks likn ohtani?

>>151492475
I totally see it in the picture on the left

dead genny

>>151492516
goodnight anon

>>151492526
see ya

>>151492526
cane's genny