>>151490034I like those Falcons unis a lot more than their modern ones
Cowboys
>>151490034shit teamsshit game
Yup, this game's quite the slurper
>>151490072typical, for the NFC
MCCCORKLE VICK
just fuck my shit up famalamadingdong
>>151490070>old thing good new thing bad
>>151490034shouldn't the 49ers be tanking for picks by now?
>Mac Jones is half cyborg and still runningwtf
>>151490070Their current uni makes them look like an arena football league team.
>failcons
My nanners could beat both of these shit teams
the falcons should be a lot better than they are
Good game fuck you retards
>>151490071Neither of these teams would survive the Big D.
>>151490087this but unironically
>>151490099>black head coaches
Whose gonna win this spaghetti owl
we put up 30 on this team btw
>>151490112>Cowboys>49ersBrother you don't know history
>>151490112Nanners own the Cowsoys
GG
Is that the game ender?
>>1514901349ersFailcons are too incompetent
>>151490105>Thinks this is a good game>Wants to fuck menSad, many such cases.
Threadly reminder to help anons consume less sodium that White pepper is delicious and tastes like salt and pepper and you can use as much as you want. Just had it on carrot sticks and it was pretty tasty
>>151490099It's a solid team top to bottom but they unfortunately have the meme combo of death
>>151490134My ass
Niners offense is just CMC
PUTA QUE PARIU ME ENGRAVIDA MAC JONES
>>151490153Can't the falcons do that kick-in play or whatever it's called?
>>151490153something stupid can still happen
>>151490186It's been that way for awhile
>NATIONAL TIGHT ENDS DAY
>>151490112We are in complete agreement my friend
Which Niner will suffer a devastating injury next week?
Okay based
>>151490195Does that qualify?
>>151490165>black qb>black coach>black gm>jew owner
What in the fuck
this cmc guy's pretty good
>Refs don't blow the whistle at the slightest contact like they do every other goalline playRIGGED
CMC again, the guy is such a dreamboat
>>151490220oh please
Kek that fucking guy just pulled that nigga into the in zone
literally a rugby play
Hennessey is playing better than Brendel has his entire career, please don't let him back in
wtf is that shit legal
The tush pull?
SOUL
you can just drag your teammate into the end zone?!
>>151490099Imagine if they had a white HC and QB
>>151490232>the in zoneKWAB
At least a 15 Wasians are getting created tonight in SF.
Bang bang niner gang
>>151490197Wild to see the extent of it tonight tho, he's touching the ball 70% of their plays it seems
>oh please
has anyone here been to san francisco?i was but that was like 25 years ago when I was a little kidI got to see alcatraz and the big bridge
>>151490250He's being sustained by the souls of his all-pro teammates, eventually they will run out of starters to injure
>>151490236Making Garth Algar jealous.
>>151490158Only man I've fucked is your mother but her clit was so big I confused it for a dick
>>151490244>wtf is that shit legal
ngl this has been a shit game, I've barely watched it.
>>151490270Come back and I'll show you something puto
>>151490291Same
>>151490262All by me
>>151490186falcons offense is just bijan, what's your point?
>>151490270Yeah it sucks, if you come back to bay you should go to Monterrey. Its much nicer.
>>151490285Kinda gay, bro.
That was incredibly based but I still think you should be able to physically pick up manlet players and throw them over the d-line for a goal
>>151490270It's a lot of literal shit and heroin nowadays
>>151490270I lived in the bay area for 30 years
This game has made me hate both teams moreWell done Goodell, elite 5D chess my man
>>151490302I went to Monterrey once too about 10 years ago, but didn't spend much time there
Games like tonight make me thankful for the game threads
>they got away with an illegal playguess that's supposed to make up for that bullshit with the Lions last week
Why didn’t you play HS football anon?Or is it something for really posh and/or really poor kids mostly?
penis jr...
>>151490310What’s Merced like? I’m scared to go there
Based reffies didn’t know the rules many such cases
>>151490304Tell her to get it clipped it was
>>151490270yea i got shot there
>shouldve been a penaltySHUT UP NERD, IT WAS COOL
>>151490287It was an illegal play. But everyone loves mcaffrey so it stands.
>>151490329I was a cheerleader (male)
>>151490250I doubt it. With how injured they already are they are going to lean on him even more. Come playoff time he will be destroyed if he’s still able to stand.
>>151490250>for onceHe has 6 of his 9 seasons
>erm actually the really cool play is illegalThe refs were right this time
Shit passingShit catching
>>151490301disrespectful to penis, london, mooney, and pitts
Bussy game
What part of the Bay are you guys from?
Oh? So NY doesn't need to call it in? Or do they? Just shows how Rigged it is for KC
>>151490332No idea I don't live in that shithole california
>>151490236you can tell that's central california just by the fucking disgusting smog in the air, the whole san joaquin valley is an armpit
>>151490345that's white privilege
>>151490112My Niners suck but would still bear the cowboys
Micro Penis Jr.
>>151490351oh so whatlet em play
Ever been in a sauna with a black man?
>>151490270it's the only major city I've been to where I always felt unsafe even in broad daylight
>>151490324she has a penis for some reason
>>151490324based burrow
>>151490329i did other sports
>>151490358California is not a shithole actually
>oh so what>let em play
I thought scoring plays were reviewed
>>151490385They reviwed and said the rule is gay
>>151490345i love illegal plays. fuck your faggot rulebook
Update. Went with just using straight up body wash on everything. Used the soap bar on bare ass but went over it again with body wash anyway. Thanks for the suggestions last thread
>>151490385review these nuts chud
>>151490385There are. This game just sucks so much that nobody cares.
I want to drop a fat steaming log on Sabrina Carpenters face
Plans after the game anon?
>>151490400kek
>>151490383Actually it is retard
>>151490385leastcoast hq went to sleep already
Some plays are so rare that I think it's fair that they're never called even if it's technically illegal, when was the last time you saw someone be pulled into the endzone?
foomble?
>>151490385They are. You can't call a penalty on a review.
How do you signal that you want a big gorilla guy to dominate you? I had a dream where I tried to put my arms around a big Black guy I knew, and he got real angry and rejected the advance.
>>151490384Lowkey impressive when you consider the before pic...
Shittiest SNF so far this season?
>>151490415I'm going to take a fat shit and then finish eating my chips.
>>151490034Falcons should go back to red helmets desu.
>>151490362That could be Oakley or Brentwood
lol
God it sucks so much that Bosa got season ended, him and Huff would be a lethal pass rush
imagine of mccaffrey wasn't constantly injured
Niners defense has no right being this good
>>151490439Ironically Falcons Vikings was also shit
New York called,They're ready to go to bedGG ninies
>>151490095>>151490070From Atlanta, what do the falcons seem like to other cities? Are we literally who tier?
>>151490454It's all Saleh. The Jets are the biggest retards of all time.
>>151490449This team is a legit Super Bowl contender if Bosa and Warner are there and the offense gets healthy.
>>151490329My HS was in east bumfuck and didn't have close to the necessary budget. About five or ten years after I graduated a nearby just barely big enough to be a city somehow got the rights to let kids from my old school into their team and all the mountain folk who formerly had no football to play went on a tear and that team became the best for like a decade. (Holy run on sentence, Batman.)
>been watching football since 6am when it was still darkbeen watching football so much today feels like that international game was yesterday
>>151490449They could always trade for a pass rusher
>>151490454Saleh is genuinely the best DC in the league
>>151490461the team that got devastated in the 28-3 game
This reffie has been on SNF/MNF and ruined those games too
>>151490469I was seething when he went back to SF
>>151490468No, they need the picks because they have to draft 2-3 starters on the offensive line.
>>151490463>Jets were 2-3 when they fired Saleh>now they're 3-16 since they fired him
>>151490446i grew up outside fresno and it just reminded me of that shit hole
>>151490486I was nutting
they broke penix
>>151490486No one can save the jets
limp penis
>2 more games tomorrowbet they both end up sucking dick too
>penix deadits over
penis jr more like cock sucker jr
>>151490466
>>151490507Buccaneers and lions will actually be a good game
>>151490353i disrespect all those faggots, bijan has gotten like 40% of >our offensive yards so far this year
>>151490486Get ready to seethe some more when Mike McDaniel comes home too.
>>151490510That's not a nice thing to say
Cuck Cousins time?
Are low hits on QBs not penalized anymore?
>>151490493
Penis shook
>>151490468Bad idea, this year was meant to be developmental and the team just happened to be performing way better than expecting. WIth Warner and Bosa out I'd rather just develop the rookies and stockpile draft picks since it's clear that they need depth.
>quarterblacks
can the falcons take a couple knees so i can sleep
The Falcons O-line just wants to go home. They're not even trying to block any of the rushers.
>Left handed QBs
CMC didn’t miss a game for 3 straight years before last year. And played every game in 3 of 5 season in Carolina. Why does everyone claim he’s injury prone?
>>151490415shit jerk off pee and go bed
>>151490515depends on the refs
>>151490515I think my Texies are gonna surprise a loooooot of people tomorrow :)
>Cousins is still on the team
limp
Woah did they just show Trent Williams on the sideline
>southpaw qbsshould be an auto draft board no
Penix has the worst throwing motionWorst than Tua
This isn't much of a game winning drive
these passes aren't even catchable, just dink and dunk you retard
>>151490517Shanahan is in COTY contention for what he's done with this offense but any other year I'd say absolutely
>>151490555I really hope so because fuck the Seahawks.
Penix is getting killed
Welp. that's it.
You have two timeouts and have to recover the onside kick either way. Stop fucking bombing it down field.
>Penix is taking a beating tonight
UH OHSTINKY
Penix is getting whacked
bix nood is tucked into his snuggie laughing his ass off as he drift to sleep at his old college rival now BUST penis jr
>>151490541tbf they're all practice squad shitters
what a horrible game, both these teams suck
>>151490555Please do, but I still don't believe in the Texies offense
what the fuck was that pass, you cna't throw it away on 4th down you retard
>they drafted the fragile black qb
Penix Jr STINKS, Falcons needs a white QB like Matt Ryan
>black qbs
embarrassing
God what a shit gamePour a Gatorade barrel full of piss over the winning coach and a barrel full of hangover diarrhea over the losing coach
How bad is the Falcons O-line? The 49ers haven't been able to get pressure like this at all this year. Even with Bosa.
>Penis
I'm starting to think Penix wasn't a good draft pick
Terrible game tonight..See you all tomorrow bros
gg bois
Michael Buttsex Jr
Both these shit teams could get assblasted by my Carolina Panthers.
>>151490599You now remember they signed Kirk Cousins to a $200+ million deal
Saleh is king
penis wearing his trademark condomreminder this them beat the Cuck Allen led bills
>>151490605>Hangover diarrhea Hate that shit.
His Penis guy sucks. I knew he'd be a bust during that cfl champ game.
>>151490599Matt Ryan's retired, anon
>>151490605Whoever booked this semen slurper deserves a demotion
>well run team beats poorly run teamSTARTLING
>can't count to 4
falcons made a huge mistake paying, then benching kirk for turd being penis dogshit fuck cunt what a fucking loser
I like seeing Collins smiling on the sideline, our Dline rookies have been excellent
Why the fuck is cmc still in!?
Still calling timeouts lmao
>pennis>falcons
thanks niners now I can feel better when the lions blow out my bucs tomorrow
At least they still have Cousins lol
>>151490643Gotta pump up those fantasy stats.
Good thing there was baseball on tonight to salvage this shitshow
>>151490622Best off-season move we made
This game taught me that the Bills really really really suck
>calling timeouts>black head coaches
>>151490643trying to tear his ACL
>>151490638Only guy that kinda sucks is Sigle, otherwise Stout, WIlliams, and Collins have been really damn good
>>151490621Kirk at least has that memorable 5 tds game. What memorable game has Penix had?
Is he a generational, defensive minded savant?
>have curt cousins>play penis instead>keep playing penis after he gets his legs figure four leglocked all night>keep playing penis after he throws out of bounds every pass
>black head coaches>black qbs
Game was shit. I'm keeping these pancakes for myself.
PENIX IS AZZ
>>151490546Because he’s a volume runningback who abuses steroids. Ligaments and tendons can’t keep pace with the abuse like muscles can.
BANG BANG NINER GANG!!
>>151490661Belichick pulled the same shit a few weeks ago down 40 with 1 second left, lmao
>>151490666remember that game when his last name was penis lol?
Penis continues to throw it in the grass 10 yards short of anyone around. Why does this dumbass keep doing that? He’s been doing it every fucjking game.
>>151490660he should stop posting BBC webms and refocus on football
>>151490679You have literally zero evidence that CMC is not natty.
>>151490663Clearly the weakest but he'll come along. For now it's encouraging that the rookies can keep the pressure on after losing our stars
>>151490667Look at the jets now. They should give him the job back asap.
>>151490667I didn't think so during his first run with the 49ers. I mean, those defenses were great but the Vic Fangio defenses were still fresh in my memory and were better. Then he was followed up by DeMeco Ryans and Ryans was unironically an upgrade so I filed Saleh away as a great but not top tier DC. This time he's undeniably one of the best.
>>151490691false. I have swallowed his TRT shrunken testicles whole
>>151490667Unironically yes>two best defensive players out>team is young and inexperienced>has kept every single game winnable (even the Buccs game was closer than it looked) with practice squad warriors and players making their first NFL start ever. The team would objectively be 1-6 without him
>>151490686He's just shit I don't think he can help it. Imagine drafting desmond ridder then penis jr who the fuck is the gm.
>>151490691Half the league at least has taken the sauce. Don’t be naive.
>>151490694I genuinely think he wouldnt take it
>>151490672It would've been racist to bench him.
I knew I should have taken the fucking Niners
>>151490694He looks relieved he's not dealing with that shithole anymore
>>151490679What does that have to do with my question?
>>151490675
>>151490666the NCAA CFP semifinal. Not the final, he stunk it up.
Jimmy Fallon still has a show? I thought the gestapo sent him to alligator prison for telling jokes?
>>151490721That's what you get for doubting my ninies
>My Ninies :) GG Falcons good luck the rest of the season. We got lucky we didn't have to fave Jalon Walker among some others. You guys are legit when healthy
>>151490713They wouldn't do that, it would send the wrong message to the fans.
i dont watch these games i just shitpost
didn't really expect to win but shit ill take it
>>151490715Not with the Jets obviously but he'll be poached if the offer is exciting enough unless he goes the Spags route and prefers being a DC over a HC
>>151490737Jimmy Fallon is the guy who got shit for platforming Trump when he was running against Hillary in 2016. He's the only late night host who is completely safe.
>>151490531WHAT!?
CMC Bros...We're so back.
>>151490765>fantasy pointskys
>>151490737You're thinking of Jimmy KimmelWho also still has his show
>>151490755Nah, Saleh's gone. The 49ers will be lucky if he doesn't leave in the offseason. He really wants to be a head coach.
>>151490767Just the messenger faggot.
>>151490773not sure about that, based on what I heard he REALLY enjoyed hitting the links in New Jersey when he was HC of the Jets.
I hate jersey exchange
Let's meet up and go hard on my asshole
Night guys. See you tomorrow
I just made 14 dollars from my first 2 bets (1 win 1 loss). Any tips that worked for you all?
>>151490801So what? You think the Giants get him?
>>151490824im saying I am not sure he wants to be HC lol.He also has like 7 kids, imagine being head coach with seven kids
>>151490713yea but they don't have a gene pool consisting of pro football and olympic blood
>>151490765I'm so happy
That dog in him, he's got
>>151490819Fingers your butthole as you go to sleep. Nite cutieKiss
>>151490691I’d assume everyone besides maybe kickers and quarterbacks are on, at the very least, low does test (250 mg/week). CMC is most certainly a user of higher doses.>>151490729You asked why people think he’s injury prone. Last year he had a bilateral injury which is indicative of some sort of systemic problem, usually overtraining, under nutrition, and a lack of the ability for relatively avascular tissues like the Achilles to recover.He’s been a steroid user his entire career, now he’s just old with enough wear and tear to leave him vulnerable.
>>151490741gg i knew they were gonna no show this game after beating the bills and talking about how they've arrived.
>>151490760Too late now, but Austin 3:16.
>>151490070Red and black is just not a good color scheme, they've never had good uniforms . These are just the best of the bunch.>>151490087Yes
