f1 femra pits edition>Lap:#8171>Countdown to Mexico City GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151480474>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq (embed)>new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:209>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:220 (219 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 346 (+10)NOR: 332 (+18)VER: 306 (+25)RUS: 252 (+8)LEC: 192 (+15)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)Mercedes: 341 (+8)Ferrari: 334 (+27)Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1092.24 (+69.89)HAM: 1073.33 (+68.75)TSU: 1023.08 (+78.98)>News:F1 US GP: Max Verstappen takes dominant victory from Lando Norris, Oscar Piastri fifth'We will try whatever we can' - Verstappen'Good battle with Leclerc' - Norris'I knew it was a bit of a risky move' - LeclercLeclerc is DOTDVery important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1DEBQJyQ Anonymous 6 hours ago No.151480500gimi
closest to digits will show the wdc
edd
>>151491077Oh it showed next years
It's easy to forget just how demonic Mexico's turn 1 start is...
>>151491036>f1 femra pits editionwhat the fuck is this
>>151491105esoteric nonsense, don't worry about it my friend
>>151491119Why did the team want him in P19?
oscar will win in mexico and no one can convince me otherwise
now we suffer i mean wait
>>151491158you believeeye believehe believesshe believesthey believewe believe
Max is an unreckonable force that will win 8 WDCs and retire.
>max could easily win the wdc>red bull could get second in the wcc if they can manage to place better than Ferrari (3 points behind) and mercedes (10 points behind)The constructors would be fairly reliant on Yuki earning some points, but not impossible for max to do all the heavy lifting there, again.
>>151491198>>151491207doesn't count if it's against medshitters
Yuki could just go bowlin like Hungary 21
>>151491230he is no bottatos. he does that he wipes out alpeenis, asstons and a rawsonu racist bull with amx running over the debris next lap and getting puncture
OSCAR AND AMX2027LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN>TOTO MISSES OUT ON MAX>AGAINKINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
should have bought drink today
>Mexico next
>>151491267
>>151491308
>>151491348>2 minutes at mejicowhy were you driving like a grandma
>>151491371Love rewatching season 1 so much it's not even funny
>>151491406Not me. I just rob other people's screenshots to make these.
Whenever I see a really attractive, pale, thin Mexican woman with long flowing dark hair and red lips I think of Cima Garahau.>F1 related because Mexico next
>>151491179Can you please crop the hamwhale out next time?
>>151491522she's the best looking one
>>151491522why are you gay?
>>151491254PS3 is going to Ferrari Chuck is going to AM and Poois is retiring
>>151491522get your testosterone checked
>>151491522basedfuck fatties
Just filled with dread every race weekend now.
>>151491549>>151491562>>151491600Sorry, I'm attracted to the female form and nice bodies, not heifer.I'm sorry you've all bought into the narrative.>F1 related because we used to have race queens, which disappeared right as mass media began brainwashing everyone that fat women are "beautiful"
>>151491613
What do Lando Norizz and fat women have in common?
gimi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOqKL9347Fc
MY GOAT
>>151491664They love cock
>>151491664emotional instability?elevated levels of estrogen?rich fathers?attractive to african males?
>>151491664they both get fucked hard by ausGODS
>>151491706>>151491713>>151491716All good answers, but no:>They can't wipe their own ass.
>>151491716We do love our fatties.
>>151491736>>151491716
Lando is literally the perfect person for Max to be fighting for the title.It means Lando can't afford to take risks which slows him down.Lando wants to win, but more importantly he wants to take points off Piastri which helps Max.And the closer he gets to Piastri as the season ends the less McLaren can afford to take a chance and prioritize Piastri even though he's still leading because a single race could now swing the pendulum completely.
>>15149174325% for both overweight and obese seems relatively low considering all the abbos.
>>151491704>5000 points in nearly 20 years of f1>verstappen is sitting at 3329.5 points in a decadeMore like BPUCBBOAT(biggest propped up carbaby bitch of all time).
>>151491804Shamilton spent his first few seasons under the old points system thoughever
I want to go back.
>Shartappen will get another point inflation when they add in more cars
>>151491824sitting that close to the CRT gives you eyeball cancer
>>151491822He was also given a championship car those seasons.
>>151491863Definitely not in 09, no.
THE RACE IS SO SHIT THAT I CHEATED ON MY WIFE
>euro gp trophyeither phallic modern art piece or something equally globohomo>usa gp trophyawesome bull made with circuit outline
Overdesigned crap, as typical for americansMuch like their ugly cars
>>151491884How was her penis?
>>euro gp trophy>either phallic modern art piece or something equally globohomoMasculine, reflects a long history of art and culture>>usa gp trophy>awesome bull made with circuit outlineAnimalistic, reminiscent of cuckoldry
>>151491892I agree. We don’t match up to the great australian cars like… oh wait no. Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no. Or the great australian music, ok Hilltop Hoods.
>great aussie filmswalkabout iykwim haha
>>151491892>that>overdesignedSeething delusion. Meanwhile
>>151491897Succulent
>>151491911That’s an English film. Also Wake in Fright is great, but Canadian.
how many points would kwablonso have if he didn't spend 2 (two) years hiding in his basement because of pozrris
>>151491922>Upper arm bigger than titsGRIM
>>151491892Yes but you stupid upside down seppos have no cars and import americrap, and modern nipshit.
>>151491923>That’s an English filmnot quite, there's also a bit of abonese
>>151491915>intricate detail = overdesignedPlease tell me you're joking>>151491902>Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no>forgetting about pvre kino like Crocodile Dundee 1&2
>>151491922My wife had a tummy like that once. Then she laid off the seafood now she's as skinny as a piece of plywood. I hate it.
>the great American films made by Israelis filmed in foreign tax havens
>oh honey its time for our yearly white guilt film>maybe native indians this time
>(((Hollywood)))
>>151491948How much seafood was she eating to attain such a mass? Or was she simply on the “see food” diet?
Horner is apparently willing to 100% buy out a team currently on the grid, with the money he's put forward he can only afford one of the backmarkers like Haas or whatever but stillWhy doesn't he just retire, he's made his money and legacy and bagged a Spice Girl somehow
>Thank you mister goldstein, us wypipo ARE evil!
>this summer.... simpering white American loser gets shown the ropes by smart attractive black man>12 Oscars two billy domestic
>>151491963>Or was she simply on the “see food” diet?heh, classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kzb6uf0U0k
>>151491886>>151491892>be from Texas>see this shit>be ashamed>audio from a LongHorn Steakhouse commercial playing in the back of my mindThe trophies this season are next level cringe, from the Lego trophy (that fell apart) to this gaudy mouthbreather shit.
Kind reminder that Norris will NEVER win a WDC
>>151491964He's desperate to come back in, it's kinda sad
COTA is owned by some Jew literally called Bobby Epstein
>>151491964He wants to own a team, TP was never his end goal. He tried and failed to take control of Red Bull
>>151491983Cooming is all he knows, addicktion is no joke.
another asterisk "championship" for max
>>151491983or he could go to the fia and dick all the teams
>>151491998>>151491964With the way <sports> are going, he will never fully own one without help (from Saudis) Lmao
>>151492008Wait, tape physically on the grid?I would've expected some rule against stuff like that.
>>151491963XDBut she would eat it every Friday. "Lent" is what is was called I believe?
>>151492008just use lando's special tape he uses to tuck his dick in.
COCK so big he needs to tape it down so he can fit in his rocket
>>151492023On the wall to help line up in the start box
wish my cock was huge tb h
>>151492008>didn't have an orange poncho to throw on to disguise himselfroukie error
>>151492039How much do you carry?
Is your favorite driver a medshitter? Take the quiz>non-stop bitching with zero constructive feedback, only pisses off his engineer and team>gets shit on; “the team sucks”>gets bullshit lucky result: “this is an important day for formula 1”>team orders favor him: team work>team orders favor teammate: “this is not what f1 should be about”>car get noticeably shittier the longer he stays/the more his team listens to his feedback>has a seat but no one really knows why>drives dirty as shit: “that's racing”>someone else does it: “this is not what f1 should be about”>thinks he's super popular and liked and is genuinely surprised when told to fuck off
>>151491964He's going to poach Verstappen and demolish Red Bull - which will be easy because none of their drivers will get more than 30 points.
Please Newey, save us
morning saars
HAHAHAHHAKWAB
>>151492008>>151492023>>151492037Half of this story is true, half of it is the typical tabloid level bullshit that comes from F1 media outlets.What Red Bull were actually fined for was the crew member reentering the track after marshals had closed it.The tabloid gossip is the "he was trying to remove poor Lando's special tape!!1" part, as there's zero evidence of this, no footage, and the tape was not tampered with.But leave it to the British press to spin it in favor of Goblando and against Verstappen.
Max is not winning the championship. It is not possible. It can not happen.
>>151492098>19x worse than bearmanGIGAKWAB
>>151492097Morning
>>151491892Nigga, it's the layout of the track, plus the layout mirrored, with horns behind it.It's one of the simpler trophies this season.
>>151492037>>151492107Ah, that would make more sense.
>>151492098>Ivan CapelliVGH...
>>151492078>He's going to poach VerstappenYou are joking, right?Jos hates Horner's guts. The Red Bull employee who blew the whistle on Horner is literally Jos' girlfriend (who is now gargling cock at Cadillac F1).
>>151492098>charles has sixOH NO NO NO NO
>>151492128She's taking all 8 bins?
>>151492132>
>>151492098>>151492115
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151492121
>>151492148I meant this year
>>151491406Super Monaco GP had a free run mode for practice, the "default" record was 1:59.99. Which is still faster than Mazepin.t. older than Alonso
>>151492161Oh right, I had completely forgotten most of the other ones.
What's Sir Lewis Hamilton thinking right now?
>>151492098>hamilton is statistically the worst ferrari driver in F1 historyI had high hopes for this season but this really blows them out of the water.
>>151492174He;s thinking about thos bean(ers)>because Mexico next
>>151492174He's counting down the seconds till he can go home and get railed by Brazilian male prostitutes he keeps in his basement between seasons.
>>151492201Why he can not do that during season?
>>151492210ass hurt
>>151492210Too busy at work to feed them every day, so he let's them free range during the season. But then they're a pain to get back in the basement, so he saves that for when he's off between December and March.
Max Verstappen will receive the pain Lewis Hamilton got in 2021 Abu Dhabi
>>151492214I wonder if that’s why porpoising affected him so disproportionately in ‘22
>>151492067only a measily 7.5''
>>151492210there was a TD to prevent bottoming during f1 sessions
>>151491433>>151491652Gundam!Mexico!
I miss the bouncy cars tbqh
>>151491433>attractive>thin>mexicanyou don't live in the same part of the country I do
>>151492222
>>151492253I mean, I live in San Antonio, so I see tons (literally) of Mexican women constantly, and while the vast majority are wider than they are tall, every now & then I see one that's absolutely 9/10 or above.
What happened to Oscar? After zandvoort he has not been in front of lando.
>>151492286He refused to let Zak plunder his booty, so he's in the time out car until he changes his mind or his team.
>>151492305how is it zak's fault that he destroyed 4 of the team's cars in 3 races
>>151492309Shut up, Zak.Stop bumming your drivers.
>>151492148he meant sex
Stop with the gay fantasies. F1 drivers are peak of masculinity. There has been 0 gay drivers. Ralf is just lost.
>>151492329Charles doesn't participate in sex, he merely observes.Leo, on the other hand...
>>151492286Been in front in 3/5 of the races.>MonzaIn front after the final pits. Ordered to let Lando go ahead.>BakuBehind.>SingaporeWas ahead before being punted toward the wall by Lando.>Austin (Sprint)Was ahead in the Sprint until Lando divebombed him, then got taken out when he tried to cut back to remain on track.>Austin (Grand Prix)Behind.
>>151492337Alonso groomed Hamilton, that's why they're both single in their 40s and still racing
Reminder that Tsunoda accounts for the majority of all total overtakes over the last two races.
>>151491036I HATE AMERICA
>>151492391Love from Azerbaijan
>>151492391bang bang skeet skeet nigga
Bad Ending = Norris Wins WDCNeutral Ending = Piastri Wins WDCGood Ending = Piastri Wins WDC, Verstappen 2nd, Norris 3rdTrue Ending = Verstappen Wins WDC
>>151492411Digits and all three gets dsq
Red Bull always had the best car. The Verstappens were just playing politics at the start to get Horner fired.
>>151492411Singles and Lando overtakes Piastri for a race or two, and then gets overtaken by max with a race or two left.
>>151492411NARB wins WDC
>>151492411who is the girl in this situation
>>151492441bad ending = sakura winsgood ending = rin winstrue ending = saber wins
>>151492441my wife
>>151492411Happy ending: Horner back in f1
Secret True Ending that requires 20 playthroughs: Hamilton wins
>>151491179Bitch on the right cosplaying as Kitty from Arrested Development
>>151491179Disgusting
>>151492435>>151492463kill yourselves
What thuck is a medshitter?
>>151491179Is middle a boy or a girl?
>>151492352>In front after the final pitsbecause the team fucked up lando's pit stop
>>151492508Both
>>151492484jeet buzzword
>>151492484please don’t encourage it
AMX: 5 1st, 5 2nd, 0 3rd 4 4th, 1 5th, 1 6th, 0 7th, 0 8th, 1 9th, 1 10th, 1xDNF
>>151492484it's a term used the degrade drivers who can only perform on medium tyres
>f1 femra pits editionterrivledon't do this
>>151492517>because the team fucked up lando's pit stop...and?Do you need to slow down when a team botches a pitstop? Wish that was a rule in 2016.
>>151492113it either gets won by max or it doesn't get won by max, count your options.
>>151492527Oh, is that Piastri's sister? Was thinking it looked like him but didn't want to be rude.
>>151492546>Do you need to slow down when a team botches a pitstopif it's the team's policy, then yes
>>151492553Yeah it's her.
>>151492559No team has that policy.
>>151492337true. bearman is a straight woman
>>151492567mclaren does
>>151492578No, their policy is slow pitstops are part of racing.
Is your favorite driver a medshitter? Take the quiz>bitches about his team's protocols>refuses to switch to a medshitter team
>>151492578It's not their policy, it's some shit they made up on the spot to favor Glando
If peeasstri is so annoyed by the way mclel treat their drivers, why doesn't he go to f*rrari or alpeen? I hear they're much more lax when it comes to the procedures to follow if one of their drivers has a slow pit stop.
>>151492529Tru tru
>>151492527PS3 Slim?
>we might get another intro kino like this in a few monthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBFCjcDKofc
>>151492605>piastri to alpinewould be max funny
>>151492605alpine cant afford him
>>151492593pondering whether I should respond and trigger another 10 paragraph cope essay by the cuckstralian who's going to explain why hungary 24 was totally different trust me
>>151492630>>151492636>I want the medshitter philosophy, just not the medshitter experience
>>151492637>trigger another 10 paragraph cope essay by the cuckstralian who's going to explain why hungary 24 was totally different trust meFrom him, or from yourself?
>>151491549kys fatty
Digits and Nowins is a massive homo
>was kwablonso told to fuck off or did he go into hiding because he was scared of pozrris
>>151492684any digit from 0 to 9
leo is a medshitter
>>151492699So it's confirmed
Reminder that max didn't even have to do shit to win the wdc, all he had to do was show up once in a while in-between endurance races and minecraft marathons while all the teams around him were being SHITTED
>>151492605Would love him to go to Ferrari. Never had a chance to support a driver there.
>>151492670Im not fat, a bit chubby maybe, im 188 low 80kg, no muscle mass, and i think she is the best one
>>151492705>leo means lion in latin/greek>there are no more lions in yuropIt's LEOver
>peeasstri shitted up his team so badly that max will win despite having a mechanical dnf and being crashed intodamn, medshitter theory is real
>>151492637>Fucking up a pitstop is the same as deliberately breaking agreed strategy and letting that sit for an extra lap for an ultra mega undercutSure.
>>151492744Alexander the great hunted lions in macedonia
>>151492750Piastri had a mechanical DNF (Baku) and was crashed into twice (Canada, Austin sprint).
being attracted to fat is a negroid position.f1 related because of all the degenerate lardposting in these threads
>>151492771>least mentally ill medshitter
Yup, Hamilton is still the GOAT.
>>151492800hamilton is pure shit, bro
did anyone point that on /f1/ forum? is she.. pregnant?
>>151492790Skinny people look more like children. Those not attracted to round women are literally nonces.
>>151492705calm down
>>151492803pure GOAT
>>151492812a 2nd wall maybe
>>151492790Dont get me wrong, but she is the better looking out of the 3, im into skinny girls aswell
>>151492812wheres the black chick that was preggodid she deliver yet
>>151492812>Perez and Bottas portraitThey look like they're from a period drama, and about the same age as that would entail.Speaking of pregnant ladies, what happened to the black pregnant English rose that used to host stuff? Naomi Schiff?
>>151492812He is very old to be pregnant
>>151492800GOAT at not getting podiums whilst driving for Ferrari, yes.
>>151492812a man put his penis in her vagina and thrusted until ejaculating right up against her cervix
That man? Me.
>>151492859no one cares about podiumsFerrari sucks tooSo yes, still the GOAT and the greatest driver.
>>151492861How can you be sure?
>>151492881an anon >>151492868 has already claimed responsibility and nobody would dare to lie on the internet and on the /f1/
>>151492876>Ferrari sucks toobecause they're being shitted
>>151492897Tru truI saw a tiktok of a hot preggo girl, early 20s, and she said that it was embarrasing being preggo because the people knew what she didWhat a slut
>>151492622kek
>>151492917>I saw a tiktok of a hot preggo girl, early 20s, and she said that it was embarrasing being preggo because the people knew what she didIt was me, but I won't admit it.
>>151492813Being attracted to fat women is a sign of homosexuality, as instead of desiring a fit, sexy, female form, you instead desire some big burly body capable of overpowering you.>>151492812>>151492861Imagine being so desperate as to fuck that ugly man-faced bitch.I bet it comes out looking like Lawrence.
>>151492966Lawrence Barretto is just Will Buxton in blackface
im not sure anymore if norris or piastri is the worst driver on the grid
>>151492917wonder if thiccy thought the same when gigachad first inseminated her
was a decent race, but terrible tv job - they missed half the moments or only showed them in a small side window
>>151493108shut yo ass up coomer
Okay, but why does lando need reference tape in the first place
>>151493129Because he's a dumb shitter
>>151493114lmaowhy do you even visit that dumpster
Not trying to sound biased or anything, but again why the fuck does lando need this to reference where he parks the car? RBR trying to sabotage this is just a product of this not being illegal.
LETS GO MAXIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SCORE SAM FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIPS
>>151493146Lando is a dumb shitter
I dont care if they show the gfs for a while, and more if there is nothing going on in the track, other thing is that the little action we had in singapur wasnt on tv because of the gfs
>>151493129>>151493146
>>151493180Ups wrong pic
>>151493188is there a specific body of water that is often associated with the country prost comes from
>>151493227yes mate, the English Channel
>>151493227the atlantique?
Red Bull once again scored the most points of any team this weekend like they in Baku.
>>151493249Thank to yuki
>>151493146>>151493129because he's shit. that's the reason why people are talking about wether Max or ps3 will win this WDC, no one is counting with nowins anymore[spoiler]yes ps3 is shit too but he's still miles better than goblando[/spoiler]
>>151492113Why not, you stupid bastard?
It's not how you startIt's how you cum
>>151493300attaboy r jorg
I can't wait until we get the Cowboy hat wearing, alcoholic, wife beating team next year.Going to spray paint the Jack Daniels Logo on my VE Commonwhore to celebrate!
>>151491892assuiecucks are THE worst dogshit posters on the internet by a long shot
>>151493300>losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team
>>151493188Will Prost stand corrected?
>>151493341That's Indians with Americans right behind
that would be 50k euros + tip
>>151491145Because you dont get points for coming 17th either. And they dont want him to crash the car again
>>151493129He's too short to see out of the cockpit so he can't see the markings on the ground.
>>151492156Strongly vaginal, very strongly. The feminine energy is off the charts almost. Love it.
>>151491902Barra is the best v6 ever conceived
>>151493461barra v6 got fuck all on the 7 litre supercharged nitrous oxide v6 bathurst monaro
Mercedes will have the strangest engine in 2026 by a huge gap, won't they?
>>151493471no because i'm going to drive a truck through their factory before the start of next season
I want Piastri to suffer.
>>151493471It will be worse than 2014
>>151493108there should be a rolling bouncing tits cam that just shows bouncing tits of wags and stadium slags when there is no action on track.
>>151493461>v6
/F1/ be like
major aws outage atmf1 because you can't spell lawson without aws
>>151493486me on the right in my mummy's loving embrace
>>151491036BALD FRAUD
>>151493129>>151493146>>151493180>>151493385Is grid tape a standard practice in F1? Could a particularly cheeky team put a second strip of the same type of tape in the wrong spot?
>>151493531HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIMEHE'S STILL A FERRARI ROOKIE IN HIS FIRST SEASON
Reddit doesn't work :-(
>>151493546He needs more time to acclimate to strategi regretti?
Its over
>>151493531I remember so many journalists and ex drivers saying BEFORE THE SEASON started that Lewis was a WDC contender in the Ferrari. It's so funny to see them coming up with more and more excuses in real time each week
>>151491077>77>finBottas 2026 wdc confirmed.
>>151493588That should tell you everything you need to know about those "experts" thinking Hamilton would just magically be able to become a master at handling ground effect cars when switching teams.
o shit 4chanb is down too
>>151493588>>151493602based Ralf told the truth from the start
Ollie
>>151493550>>151493584>>151493614>>151493510
>>151493644Whining cringy gay twink faggot
>>151493644poof
new graph, lads
>>151493677Sainz should be bottom right.
>>151493677>goblin>elite
>>151493677you shit on the streets, 'bro'
>>151493677yugi?
>>151493690he's not a goblin, the globohomos force him to look like a goblin
>>151493693insufficient data
>>151493690>p2while claimed as better driver piastri finished p5
>>151493537>Could a particularly cheeky team put a second strip of the same type of tape in the wrong spot?They definitely could, and it would be a genius move.
>>151493695so his parents are the globohomo?>>151493710I never said ps3 was better, neither are even close to elite tier
>>151493677putting porris in elite makes your list a joke by default
What's he elite at?
>>151493757nowins?sucking cock most likely
>>151493757sucking dick
>>151493677>nowins>elite>de-shitting the teamGet real
Now that the dust has settled, how worried is fat brown
>>151493797Norris' opening lap move in Singapore was clumsy, but it was a big improvement for him when you consider that this was his usual standard for wheel to wheel.
>>151493797"go for the gap" quote and its consequences have been a disaster for the shitter race.
>>151493797most other drivers would have taken out their teammate
fun fact: lando took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with max
>>151493797Piastri is subtly closing the gap after Norris committed to his move
>>151493830meanwhile ricciardo was the only one who got a win on merit before they started cheating
>>151493837>on merityou didn't watch the race, did you
>>151493839i did, nowins was whining the entire race to swap places but mclel deniedfunny shit, and then he eternally kwabbed in russia
i dont think its gonna happenlando wins
>>151493849if it's up for nowins to win the championship he will bottle it
>>151493757taking it up the ass
>>151493846cool story, he still took a shit on ricciardo
the twink frauds of mclaren are actually going to cucked out of a WDC by max. they are currently in the midst of the most aggressive, severe, anus-altering gaping in the history of formula 1
>>151493644From the thumbnail, I thought they had sliced off his arms as a warning to other junior drivers.
>>151493862>taking a shit on washed up dildoman is an achievementnowins is and always will be a talentless paydriver with negative racecraft
>>151493869>taking a shit on washed up dildoman is an achievementbut max couldn't do it
>>151493874max did it so hard that dildoman rather escaped to fucking renault lol
I'd unironically rather see Hamilton break Schumacher's WDC record than either McLaren driver winning the championshipthank God (ojs) for AMX
>>151493874dildoman wasn't yet washed up at RBR and yet amx still made him run away
>>151493644That doesn't look like a safe thing to show the kids.
>>151493886not as much as norris made kwablonso run away
>>151493895you irrational hatred for alonso makes you glazing shitty paydrivers like nowinsseek jesus anon
>unironic norris praise on /f1/
>has to average 10 points on Piastri each race>does 23 points in one race
>>151493849It's still Mclels to loseOscar is doing his best to lose it while Lando is doing his best to come back
>>151493947the closer the mclels are to each other the better it is for max. the entire season we've been praying for world war 3 in the orange cars for max to have a chance. war is coming. max is inevitable.
>>151491902>Or the great aussie films like… oh wait no.Dude, you really know nothing about serious filmmaking, do you? Look up Peter Weir at least.Your Marvel slop isn't the gold standard.
Will Max surpass Schumi as the undisputed GOAT if he wins this season?
>>151493940He's always been one of the good guys though?
>>151493940Thank Ojs for the "hide/hide replies/no stubs" function. Reading the scatfag's posts here gets tiring quickly.
>>151493947>Lando is doing his best to come back>qualifies p2 with the fastest car on the grid>has a shit start and spends 50+ laps trying to overtake a ferrari that's 1 second / lap slower
>>151493940at the very least medshitters have no right to talk shit about norris after kwablonso spent 2 (two) years hiding in his basement because of him
>>151491179All shamefully thin.
He still has 8 tho
>>151492098>unwanted recordFtfy.
>>151493975is KWABis shartmilton the worst driver in ferrari's history?
>>1514939738 cocks in his as at the same time
>>151493962Is the competition Max is facing considered better than what Schumacher faced?
this needs to be updated to target lando/oscar and zak
>>151491119Based hermano! Nothing to lose, push on!He deserved best driver award, for that alone.
>>151493971only positive thing I'm willing to give norris is that he sucks less cocks on average than bearman and his anus is less stretched out
>>151493830>ricciardo who was evenly matched with max10 Years ago when max was still a rookie and crash happy.This narrative that Ricciardo is some multiple time WDC caliber driver because he managed to be somewhat close to a rookie Verstappen is hilarious.
>>151493994One thing that Max has (or more accurately, has not) compared to Schumacher and Hamilton is a reliably wingman to take points away from the competition. Schumacher had Barrichello, a super solid beta male who was always there to extend Schumachers lead over the rest. Hamilton had Bottas. Max has had to do everything by himself always, except for the very first season with Checo before he became garbage.
>>151494004that's cool bro but unfortunately I don't argue with pozfags
So now that it's truly over for Shamilton the bongs ITT will start slurping on Norris' shriveled tiny dysfunctional femboy cock?
>>151493975Here you go.
>>151494004>only positive thing I'm willing to give norris isAIDS
>>151493975>>151494035kek nevermind, I didn't see the first picture had this title already
>>151494019>except for the very first season with Checo before he became garbage.he didn't do anything that season besides holding up hamilwog in abu dhabi which is of course was a championship decider but the was still useless the entire season
>>151493983Short answer: Yes.Long answer: Some people (and AI) will argue that you cannot just say that because a driver is the worst ever, that he is the worst ever. Those people are wrong and likely just parroting easily disproved talking-points provided by British "journalists".
>>151494019Schumacher & Hamilton also had rocket ships, so it was easier for mid drivers like Barrichello & Bottas to shine.The field in 2025 is also now closer together than ever before in F1 and the qualifying format today punishes mistakes much harder to back in pre-historic F1 age.
>>151494050schumacher should have 8 WDCs, villeneuve's maneuver on him in jerez 97 was illegal
>>151494047for the most part, yeah. but abu dhabi was pretty significant in the end and in Baku he bullied Hambo into forgetting to turn off the magic brake button
how did he get away with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAL6WgdZcSMit was just a prank tho
>>151494060that was just hamilton being shit
>>151494060>abu dhabi was pretty significant in the endIf we look at it from another point of view, it was only significant precisely because checo had barely helped during the whole season. If he had helped properly then lulu and amx wouldn't have ended up with the same points by the last race.It's like running inside a house on fire to save a baby and being branded a hero, with no one realizing you were the one to set the house on fire.
>>151494084sure, I agree. I wanted to give him a bit of credit but the argument that Max has always been by himself stands. Hamilton and Schumacher always had assistance
>>151493983uh seasons used to be a lot shorter back in the day so drivers weren't forced to spend so much time in a doomed car that does not workit would be more accurate to compare 'full seasons with ferrari without a podium'
>>151494095So for Hamilton's positive records we ignore that the seasons were shorter in the past, but on a negative the hamiltonfag pulls an "akshually..."???lmao
>>151494034actual bongs support Russell and are ashamed of every other Brit driver
>>151494019johns don't remember how mercedes always pit hamilton first and kept bottas in the lead with old tires to hold up vettel and finally when hamilton catches them they either box bottas out of his way or just straight up valtteri its james'd him, and because it was easy, reliable and just works they did it every fucking race. i think they had checo help max like that once in abby dabby 2021
>>151494050Arguing with the AI actually worked. A partial success at least. It still doesn't want to call him the worst, but it did call him arguably the most disappointing and suggested the phrasing:>most underperforming Ferrari signing in modern F1
>>151494146Bottas did take it like a bitch though. How many engines did he have in 2021? Just to see how far they could push the damn thing for Hamilton?
Bro im getting castrated by AI :(
thingken about how many races have been lost due to unreliability of the cars again...
>>151491746I actually believe in the Max comeback. I wrote off this year as PS3 winning a while ago, but the winds have began to shift hard.>McClarens not the easy 1-2 they were for most of the year >both boys have been cracking under their first major title season >Max is now reliably taking pole position away from there>George and Leclerc have also been mixed up with them because they're hungry enough to want/keep good point scoring positions McClaren can still easily win WDC this year, but I don't think the team or the drivers are genuinely ready this season to handle it.
>>151494120ruslel is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, though
>>151493808It should be fine, he can still give piastri number 1 status and that would help, the thing is that, how the championship is going, it would be hard to justify it, not that he needs to
>>151494211peeasstri destroyed 4 of his team's cars in the past 3 races, bro
>>151494050"Is it the worst ferrari driver?""Mercedes"Very smart ai
>>151494185>I don't think the team or the drivers are genuinely ready this season to handle it.they weren't ready in 2023, 2024, 2025 ... when will they be ready? they are a top team since austria '23
even kwabilton would've won wdc in current mclaren
I think he can do it
>>151494171We could've had Max win 2nd in 2020 if that Red Bull didn't die due to "electric failure" every other race
>>151491911Master and Commander. F1 related because it takes an entire crew and an excellent captain to helm a ship.
>>151494251Now, anon, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.Not only was the Mercedes arguably even more dominant, Hamitlon also needed a lot of preferential treatment by the team (Piastri doesn't have that) and exceptions from the rules by FIA (not even Norris has that) to win titles.
edd?
>>151494255>>151494255
the more time passes since poowey left, the faster the red bull gets
>>151491911>mfw learning about our forgotten semiconductor, aircraft and manufacturing industriesit's as if our entire spirit died in world war 2
>>151494298Newey's an aero-guy.Aero-guys always drag the teams down. That's a well-known fact.
>>151494292I lov this lil fella like you wouldn't believe
gimi
Next year the last of the medshitter copes will fall as kwablonso gets to drive a fully poowey-designed car and finish the season in the shitter. They'll combine the power of the 2 functioning brain cells that medshitters all over the world have to come up with some pathetic cope like they're doing this year with peeasstri but the rest of the world will finally see
>>151494273Piastri fucks up all on his regardless of not being Brown's preferred fuckboyHe and Norris are not good drivers, Hamilton even if he is washed up is better than them at least
>>151494409>He and Norris are not good driversHey! I'm sure He is at least a decent driver. Lots of practice in those golf carts!
I can't believe the billionaires are blessing us with 2 weekends in a row. I feel spoiled.
>>151494457nice reddit filename, bro
>ollie: muh kidsNGMI
>>151494514>reddit filenameit's shitter filename actually
>>151494514Thanks for the heads up, reddit expert
>>151494514>recognises filenames from reddit>accuses others of being reddityou have to go back
>>151494514if you think reddit filename is nice, then you should leave
>The Race knows Red Bull Racing and their drivers Max Verstappen and Yuki Tsunoda might be DISQUALIFIED after the "Tapegate" scandal, where a Red Bull Racing mechanic tried to sabotage Lando Norris race start during the United States Grand Prixwtf bros
>>151494694>There is nothing wrong with McLaren using tape or a visual marker on the wall at the side of the track as it is not governed by any regulation around the start procedure or the use of the grid box.>That also means it is not protected by the rules so another team interfering with it once it is there is legal, although whether it is in the spirit of competition would be open to interpretation.you've just been debunked
>>151494694>"Tapegate" scandal>The Cassette Scandal (Ukrainian: Кaceтний cкaндaл [kɐˈsɛtnJj skɐnˈdɑl]; Russian: Кacceтный cкaндaл), also known as Tapegate or Kuchmagate, was a Ukrainian political scandal in November 2000 in which Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma was caught on tape ordering the months-earlier kidnapping of journalist Georgiy Gongadze, whose decapitated corpse had recently been found.Damn. Red Bull were involved in something like THAT? Holy shit.
why is everyone shipping amx and charles on xitter
>>151494730>whose decapitated corpse had recently been foundDayum
if you can hear us please, max verstappen, please save us, please save us max verstappen, please, i'm asking you, please save us, please save us
>>151494694this is so unsportsmanlike they should disqualify them from all 2021-2025 championships
>>151494734they are very much yin and yang
>>151494734they're secret lovers
>>151491645how come legs like this and leg enjoyers dont exist anymore?
>>151494734He's the closest thing to a teammate amx has had for the last 6 years or so
>>151494767aw cute
>>151494758gays are the norm
>>151493971>hiding in his basementhe was busy winning le mans and doing dakar
>>151494379We Mediterraneans have Bortoletto who has been the best rookie so far.
>>151494734they know shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9I30Ha10w
>>151494379Sainz is delivering tho
>>151492078the reason that Horner was fired was because he was trying to develop the car/team to suit both drivers his backing was focused on the MWC the other side wanted RB to be 100% behind Max so RB was virtually a one driver team
>>151491902Baz Luhrmann is Australian and produced tons of award winning films and holds two oscars, Tame Impala is Australian and dominated the US music charts for years, trust the American poster to be unbelievably ignorantF1 related because Lando is also dumb as fuck
Fatso?
>>151494822stroll p20, gasly p19, sainz p18, max p1
>>151494822Y-yeah?
>>151494800
>Didn't watch the race as I was sleepingIs it even worth rewatching?I've seen the results so I can't imagine it's worth it.
>>151494936nah it was a parade just like singapoor. the only good thing was max winning and piastri kwabbing. and i guess sharl fighting norris pretty hard was fun to see
>>151494949>nah it was a parade just like singapoor.Exactly what I was expecting.
>>151494936Probably one of the better races in the past few months, lots of incidents, Leclerc demonstrating how shit Lando is for most of the race by effortlessly preventing him from passing in a much worse car, at least worth watching the highlights
>>151494730>Red Bull were involved in something like THAT? Check the colours of Russia's flag and redbull's, you're not gonna like what you find
>>151494694funny how I don't see any source
so Max needs to win all the remaining races. I don't think it's real.
>>151495013Calm down Edd, not everything needs tomato sauce
>>151494936honestly decentnot worth rewatching
baking
>>151494851Stroll did an amazing race...
>>151495031I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Beartwink says Tsunoda's teaching mean, naughty things to the young'uns.https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/ollie-bearman-slams-dangerous-desperate-yuki-tsunoda-in-austin/
>>151495031>so Max needs to win all the remaining racesNot if PS3 keeps finishing P5
>>151495056
>>151495013
is there anywhere to find out how each of the top 3 are doing on power units and other changes that could result in a penalty..? especially with mexico and brazil coming up which are always hard on them
>>151495140I dont know...
>>151494936>max disappears into the sunset only to be seen again at the top step of the podium despite only being a very reachable 8 seconds from P2>lando's retarded racecraft brutally exposed by leclerc>piastri and hamilton 404>yuki's seat was refitted and his feet now reach the bottom of the gas pedal>sainz master- AND disasterclasshonestly not that interesting when you already know the results. leclerc vs lando maybe
gimi got gaped
where edd
>>151495113Bearlad should be quiet. Move was as desperate as Stroll's in the Sprint
>>151495140yes
>>151495161he's having trouble with how to spin the results of british drivers as great without losing his credibility as a journalist. great day to be a gregg's shareholder
will max be able to prevent the F1 era of twink dominance one more year?
>>151495181>how to spin the results of british drivers as greatWell, considering that Hamilton has just taken a record that was previously thought to be untouchable, that one really shouldn't be much of a problem.
can someone hook me up with the hamilton listening to youtube videos trying to convince him not to be gay pic.
>>151492098>>151493975>>151494035if you really wanna keep your cope chart relevant then you should break it down to drivers whose debut season the team was a midfield team and the team's top driver was 5th overall in the championship
>>151495113leave it to a jp to know how to flawlessly counter a divebomb
>>151495236>a midfield teamLeclerc literally has six (6) podiums this season, vpn-mate.
>>151495236since when top 3 is midfield team ?
>>1514952761-2 = Top field3-8 = Mid field9-10 = Shitters
>>151495276retard
>>151495204>The mere fact that Ferrari are still so keen on retaining Hamilton after all this speaks volumes about his talent.
>>151495276>top 3Ferrari could easily have secured P2 by now if they had a competent second driver, anon.
Charles Leclerc is no longer in the championship fight...
>>151495151>>yuki's seat was refitted and his feet now reach the bottom of the gas pedal
>>151495300This can only mean one thing lads...NEXT YEAR
>Lewis Hamilton becomes the first driver in F1 history to reach 5,000 points !An absolutely insane milestone! Think about it, consistent performance across so many regulation eras, cars and team dynamics. Whether you’re a fan or not, this level of longevity and excellence is something else. Truly the definition of pace, precision and persistence
Afternoon lads, Adrian Newey here. I've fucked up. I've fucked up big time. I'm going to be exposed as a bald fraud next year unless you give me some advice to fix the car
>>151495298if RBR had competent 2nd driver they would be competing for WCC lead
>>151495353Kek. Imagine still pretending that the RB car is any good when literally everyone other than Verstappen fails to even put it in the points consistenty.
>>151495236hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
If car is so shit, why does charles got 6 podiums then? That is more than being lucky.
>>151495113>Noooo you have to back down like a pussy when I throw a desperate divebomb in a corner that's not good for overtaking! Think of the children!Why do bri'ish drivers always have to claim some weird moral highground when they fuck up?
>>151495360>literally everyone other than Verstappen"literally everyone" in this case including rookie shitters and pay drivers.
fun fact: this is still on the table
>>151495113What the fuck, we need to go back.
>>151495375>rookie shitters and pay driverswhat about globohomo pozbois
I can't make up my mind on whether the current reliability is a good or a bad thing.On one hand it would be funny if Max is on his way to win the title in Abu Dhabi and his engine shits the bed, on the other it would ruin the biggest comeback title moment
>>151495405>current reliability is a good or a bad thing.Bad thing.Least a few engines blowing up might have spiced up some of the boring races lately
>>151495365how many of those podiums were p3? also how many of those p3's were due to a faster car being taken out
>>151495351blades on wheels
>>151495423how many of those p3s could have been kwabmilton if he wasn't getting shit on
>>151495375>"literally everyone" in this case including rookie shitters and pay drivers.Yes. "Literally everyone" includes those. And everyone else. Hence "everyone".
>>151493940>unironic norris praise on /f1/Lando is a top 5 driver on race pace and I will die on this hill.His problem is being a mental midget in tense moments like qualifying and race starts.Piastri improved in qually this year and is a track position merchant, he very rarely pulls a gap on Norris while when Lando is the leading McLaren he fucks off in the distance
>>151495440kek
>>151495440shitter rookies and paydrivers are known to maximize the performance of the car, indeed
>>151495113Anglos like Lewis, Bearman, George, etc can't get over their innat holier than thou mentality
>>151495466You really do not understand what the word "everyone" means, do you?
>>151495365The car is alright. About as good as the Mercedes but without the high peaks, so it ends up the 3rd/4th fastest car overall.Leclerc is just good.
>>151495477Of course he doesn't, everyone does.
>>151495477It looks more like he doesn't know the meaning of the word "include".
>>151495477i understand if you put a competent driver that has experience driving a multitude of setups and cars with different characteristics such as russell into the car he will be far more likely to maximize the performance than some rookie who's been driving the same predictable junior series cars, or some paydriver whose main benefit comes from their sponsorships. do you?
fun fact: norris has straight blond hair but the globohomos force him to maintain a mutt haircut
>>151495513>such as russellHoly kek.Rushle would at best be the Wobbler to Verstappen's Vettel.
>>151495521>norris has straight [anything]Doubt.
>>151495529retard
>>151495513Russell took longer to get points at Williams than AlbonLatifi did better against Russell than he did AlbonAlbon was absolutely destroyed in the 2nd RB seatWhoops there goes your theory. Sorry!
>>151495513ruslel is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
albon has to be the most MID driver nowhe just exists and gets some points
>>151495577>he just existsYeah. But having He really is Albon's strongest virtue.
>>151495351everything you need Adrian is in this image
It's good that Max won since everyone is rooting against McLaren.But in terms of on-track action that was a "boring" race.The lack of overtaking keeps getting worse it's 2009-2013 all over again with Max Mosely and the Overtaking Working Group.
>>151495577and yet he's brutally exposing the entire grid
If you can't hit an apex how do expect to hit the g-spot and satisfy your woman in the bedroom nigga. It's not anime it's real life.
>>151495236You mean like Sainz who's got 4 poodiums in his first season in struggling Ferrari which top driver (also Sainz) finished 5th overall in the championship? In that case yeah, I always rated Saar higher than the talentless ugly bald N
Is that why Toto always looks pissed off when George wins because he didn't want to pay the man?
>>151495683why does he hate being on the pit wall?
>>151491179AHHHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>151495683He only ever looked happy when Hamilton won.For Rosberg or Bottas he looked even more disgruntled. Now he simply doesn't care anymore.
>>151491036>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:19
>>151495659>g-spotThat's not a real thing
>>151495552are we playing "pretend like it's 2019" and you didn't tell me? not fair.>>151495680sainz is not a better driver by leclerc so i know those were freak podiums without even checking.
>>151495781>those were freak podiumsAnd Hamilton doesn't even have any of those. How sad.
>>151495794>>151495794>>151495794
>>151495793he got a freak win. i think we can count that.
Edd's taking a long time to come up with how to not put Amx at 1
>sprintshaha
>>151495805>he got a freak win.Not even freak. Just "mini". Basically a fake event.>i think we can count that.No one else thinks that.
>>151495810He could put Lekek on 1 for his strong defense against Norris. But I doubt he wants to do that either.
>>151495521>globohomo this, globohomo thatyou know, maybe he just enjoys being a faggot
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