>planet retard edition

1st for we do call those that here now

knights play tomorrow :)

>>151492368
That guy looks like a fucking retard

>>151492368
what phenotype is this

Its gonna be a long fuckin season, and I'm out of bourbon.

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xth for my calgary flames

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>>151492368
I bet alot of you look like this up north

>>151492417
I look like this butt fatter

>>151492404
That dog does not deserve that. Thats borderline abuse. Get him a better team!

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>>151492434
>butt

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>>151492477
special....

Team NA as it is now vs Team World All Time (minus current NA players who may make the team) WHO WINS???

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>>151492404
our flames :)

>>151492489
we love vaq here

>>151492513
there hasn't been an impressive hockey player since prime sid like 20 years ago

>>151492541
the game is way faster than it was in the past though, even somebody like prime messier would be left in the dust

My penguins ):

also goalies were shit pre 2000s compared to the ones today

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wolf sisters... he's not even top 50 in sv%... he was a calder trophy contender and now he's already washed up...

>>151492582
Goalies today suck

>>151492582
who's the faggot who added big pads and ruined the game again?

>>151492518
cute does that say calgary in japanese

>>151492586
Don't worry wolf sister, Wolf will be back to elite form soon enough!

>>151492586
>a modern day steve mason

>>151492586
>ullmark
>shartstorm
how the mighty have fallen

I got a bad google review from work.

>>151492586
wolf sisters... hes worse than sorokin... its absolutely over...

>>151492586
kek the wolf cord ain't finna like this one

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>>151492597
Yah
I think this one says go flames go or something

>>151492586
Literally nothing wrong with being an AHL goalie

nice to see frankie on the 'log

got in a argument with the ball and chain today
>you're marnerbombing me

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>>151492586

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just Relishing another opportunity to cover up a rape scandal if it happens again I suppose

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>undefeated but the other way

>>151492898
reflecting on his win

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>>151492968
Amazing they're still ahead of Calgary in the standings

>where we're going, we won't need wins to top the flim-flams in the standings

bud did not 1

>>151493120
Thats the Wolf effect

rent free

if my rent was free I could afford a sportsnet premium subscription so that I could watch every NHL game, I could also quintuple my alcohol consumption

It's actually hilarious that the flames played themselves put of the playoffs less than 2 weeks in to the season.

shalomenta
fucking migraines

>>151493282
And youd have more money to spend at the NHL.com webstore which you could use to buy an official jersey

>>151493393
It's overwhelmingly women that gets migraines

>>151493415
yes I am a cute hokki gf

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*makes some borscht and puts it under the box*

I wonder who left this delicious borscht unattended
I must have it

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my wingies :)

>>151493302
I think they are winning the cup

>>151493547
that is nice
you think that every season

>>151493652
True
love me my flames :)

>>151493674
how does it feel to be wrong all the time?

>>151493688
Surprises me every year when they fumble!
But I'm pretty sure this year they'll have it

bot tier conversation

>>151493729
yeah im not convinced flames fans exist either

>>151493736
its flames chads

>>151493768
chad isnt a word

>>151493772
says who?

combo breaker

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Does /hoc/ have any Flyers fan? Don't think I've ever seen one.

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>>151493796
at one point everyone in hoc was a flyers fan

>>151493777
me
feel free to prove me wrong

>>151493809
Everyone here knows what the word chad means.
its a word.

>>151493828
trb drinking again

>>151493828
instead of calling me a liar, post the official definition

>erm my favourite dictionary doesn't include that term

>>>151493841
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chad/
you'll notice "flames" "chad" is redundant

>>151493861
>slang dictionary

>>151493875
Are you french or something

Huomenta

A chad is the name of the thing you cut out of paper with a three-hole punch.

Backsliding

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Apologize

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>>151494190
UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE!

>>151494215
>16.7 S%
not sustainable

>>151494215
That's the Mitch Marner Effect.

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>People were actually starting to doubt the Yzerplan
Apologize. Right now.

>>151494293
playoffs dont start until april stevie

>>151494293
what's your yzerplan for tomorrow?
are you a leader or will you follow?

>>151494293
I pay no attention to the wings so I never even doubted

>>151494293
I’ll start drafting an apology letter now

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>monday morning
wagiee bros...

>>151494293
Oh, TIL Yzerman actually played for the Red Wings too.

Thought he was just the former Lightning guy

Zoomers OUT

>>151494293
Still need to see a couple road trips. They haven't played a good team yet.

>Monday morning
>New 32 Thoughts episode
Yeah, I know what I'm listening to :)

>>151494370
Only team to rake the leafs without OT

>>151494356
took a conference call at work while shitting in my toilet this morning
I just refuse to give a fuck at this point in my life

>>151494394
ukraine has been that bad, eh?

>>151494387
Who?

>>151494394
We call those marners here

>>151494402
Detroit retard

>>151494400
it's not that, I just realized the grind was getting old so yeah, gonna turn into this classic boomer type soon I guess

>>151494410
my bad

>>151494415
They're in 1st place, retard.

>>151494370
>hasn't played a good team yet
>5 out of 6 teams played are cup contenders
what's your threshold for a good team, the two that are above them in league standings?

they're actually called Nicolas Roys here

>>151494446
>>5 out of 6 teams played are cup contenders
Jen, those teams are shit, and they played laffshit twice.

sometimes i think you idiots get too deep into the means and forget the leafs are actually a good team

>>151494428
I wish I had a learning disability so I could interact with you painlessly

>>151494564

>laffs

sometimes I think retards are smarter than the rest of us

>>151494585
More productive at the very least

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>>151494496
FOR ME TO POOP ON

>>151494603
i think your pic might've been photoshopped

>>151494603
Laffs and Laffs-West are getting pooped on regularly, ugly dog.

>>151494603
wtf is this real?

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>>151494356
Stay strong fren. We’ll make it together

>>151492368
Bless his soul

>>151494679
Everything on /hoc/ is real.

>>151494394
You’re based beyond belief xhenya. I aim to be as powerful as you

>>151494366
cope more users under the age of 30 are posting on hoc