frankie mcdonald appreciation edition
>planet retard edition
1st for we do call those that here now
knights play tomorrow :)
>>151492368That guy looks like a fucking retard
>>151492368what phenotype is this
Its gonna be a long fuckin season, and I'm out of bourbon.
xth for my calgary flames
>>151492368I bet alot of you look like this up north
>>151492417I look like this butt fatter
>>151492404That dog does not deserve that. Thats borderline abuse. Get him a better team!
>>151492434>butt
>>151492477special....
Team NA as it is now vs Team World All Time (minus current NA players who may make the team) WHO WINS???
>>151492404our flames :)
>>151492489we love vaq here
>>151492513there hasn't been an impressive hockey player since prime sid like 20 years ago
>>151492541the game is way faster than it was in the past though, even somebody like prime messier would be left in the dust
My penguins ):
also goalies were shit pre 2000s compared to the ones today
wolf sisters... he's not even top 50 in sv%... he was a calder trophy contender and now he's already washed up...
>>151492582Goalies today suck
>>151492582who's the faggot who added big pads and ruined the game again?
>>151492518cute does that say calgary in japanese
>>151492586Don't worry wolf sister, Wolf will be back to elite form soon enough!
>>151492586>a modern day steve mason
>>151492586>ullmark >shartstormhow the mighty have fallen
I got a bad google review from work.
>>151492586wolf sisters... hes worse than sorokin... its absolutely over...
>>151492586kek the wolf cord ain't finna like this one
>>151492597YahI think this one says go flames go or something
>>151492586Literally nothing wrong with being an AHL goalie
nice to see frankie on the 'log
got in a argument with the ball and chain today>you're marnerbombing me
>>151492586
just Relishing another opportunity to cover up a rape scandal if it happens again I suppose
>undefeated but the other way
>>151492898reflecting on his win
>>151492968Amazing they're still ahead of Calgary in the standings
>where we're going, we won't need wins to top the flim-flams in the standings
bud did not 1
>>151493120Thats the Wolf effect
rent free
if my rent was free I could afford a sportsnet premium subscription so that I could watch every NHL game, I could also quintuple my alcohol consumption
It's actually hilarious that the flames played themselves put of the playoffs less than 2 weeks in to the season.
shalomentafucking migraines
>>151493282And youd have more money to spend at the NHL.com webstore which you could use to buy an official jersey
>>151493393It's overwhelmingly women that gets migraines
>>151493415yes I am a cute hokki gf
*makes some borscht and puts it under the box*
I wonder who left this delicious borscht unattendedI must have it
my wingies :)
>>151493302I think they are winning the cup
>>151493547that is nice you think that every season
>>151493652True love me my flames :)
>>151493674how does it feel to be wrong all the time?
>>151493688Surprises me every year when they fumble! But I'm pretty sure this year they'll have it
bot tier conversation
>>151493729yeah im not convinced flames fans exist either
>>151493736its flames chads
>>151493768chad isnt a word
>>151493772says who?
combo breaker
Does /hoc/ have any Flyers fan? Don't think I've ever seen one.
>>151493796at one point everyone in hoc was a flyers fan
>>151493777mefeel free to prove me wrong
>>151493809Everyone here knows what the word chad means.its a word.
>>151493828trb drinking again
>>151493828instead of calling me a liar, post the official definition
>erm my favourite dictionary doesn't include that term
>>>151493841https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/chad/you'll notice "flames" "chad" is redundant
>>151493861>slang dictionary
>>151493875Are you french or something
Huomenta
A chad is the name of the thing you cut out of paper with a three-hole punch.
Backsliding
Apologize
>>151494190UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE!
>>151494215>16.7 S%not sustainable
>>151494215That's the Mitch Marner Effect.
>People were actually starting to doubt the YzerplanApologize. Right now.
>>151494293playoffs dont start until april stevie
>>151494293what's your yzerplan for tomorrow?are you a leader or will you follow?
>>151494293I pay no attention to the wings so I never even doubted
>>151494293I’ll start drafting an apology letter now
>monday morningwagiee bros...
>>151494293Oh, TIL Yzerman actually played for the Red Wings too.Thought he was just the former Lightning guy
Zoomers OUT
>>151494293Still need to see a couple road trips. They haven't played a good team yet.
>Monday morning>New 32 Thoughts episodeYeah, I know what I'm listening to :)
>>151494370Only team to rake the leafs without OT
>>151494356took a conference call at work while shitting in my toilet this morningI just refuse to give a fuck at this point in my life
>>151494394ukraine has been that bad, eh?
>>151494387Who?
>>151494394We call those marners here
>>151494402Detroit retard
>>151494400it's not that, I just realized the grind was getting old so yeah, gonna turn into this classic boomer type soon I guess>>151494410my bad
>>151494415They're in 1st place, retard.
>>151494370>hasn't played a good team yet >5 out of 6 teams played are cup contenders what's your threshold for a good team, the two that are above them in league standings?
they're actually called Nicolas Roys here
>>151494446>>5 out of 6 teams played are cup contendersJen, those teams are shit, and they played laffshit twice.
sometimes i think you idiots get too deep into the means and forget the leafs are actually a good team
>>151494428I wish I had a learning disability so I could interact with you painlessly
>>151494564>laffs
sometimes I think retards are smarter than the rest of us
>>151494585More productive at the very least
>>151494496FOR ME TO POOP ON
>>151494603i think your pic might've been photoshopped
>>151494603Laffs and Laffs-West are getting pooped on regularly, ugly dog.
>>151494603wtf is this real?
>>151494356Stay strong fren. We’ll make it together
>>151492368Bless his soul
>>151494679Everything on /hoc/ is real.
>>151494394You’re based beyond belief xhenya. I aim to be as powerful as you
>>151494366cope more users under the age of 30 are posting on hoc
>>151494919I’m under 30 but I already feel like my playing days are behind me.
Actually saw someone wearing a sabres hat holy shit
>>151494987was it a sabres backup?
>>151494987Ukko-Pekka’s cousin
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>151494987What teams are most popular in Finland?
My Flames play tonight :)
>>151495105n-no
>>151494360Dude...what? Assuming this isn't a troll, did you get into hockey last week or something?
>>151495105I won't
>>151494360gary is responsible for this
>>151494974I’m 28 and want to join a league
>>151495105But Sarah nurse has played professionally for a while
lol lmao
>>151495209Dustbin Molf
I bought peanut butter, jelly, and bread for the office so I can make a sandwich at the office when I’m hungry :) I told my coworkers they can help themselves as well :)
>>151495209If only you knew how bad things really are
>>151495059Well naturally the current "Finn" teams, i.e. Dallas, Carolina, Colorado, Florida (I saw a shitton of panthers hats this summer, even more than last year which is funny) people like Nashville because of Saros too. Other popular ones are >rags, hawks, I'd say original 6 teams in general have a decent amount of fans even if they're not talked about much. Lots of people still like the Ducks.
>>151494987European fans of North American sports leagues always find the memiest teams to be fans of, desu
>>151495263>lots of people still like the ducks extremely based and Selanne-pilled
>>151495263wasn't the mild hugely popular among finns recently?
>>151495263Kitties are the official team of Finland
>>151495289What are the more popular teams in Rossiya?
>>151495105>nhl history
>>151495255That's very thoughtful and kind of you anon :)
>>151495334caps then probably mild (at the moment)
>>151495255You’re very kind fren :) I should make my coworkers something
>tell me more about your shit europoor country grim
>>151495355not my debbies?((
>>151495289Due to Mikko Koivu and Granlund, yes. Not really mainstream anymore but I'm sure there are people who stuck with the team
>>151495406The Devils are like the third most popular team in their own state you stupid guinea dago wop faggot greaseball
>>151495424Woah, do you kiss your mother with that tongue?
>>151495424holy based
>>151495424>racism outside of /b/c'mon man
>>151495382/hoc/ is an international general. We love learning about other cultures
ALBERTA MENTIONED :D
>>151492368i need to catch up on nhl gameswhich ones have been the funnest so far
>>151495524this is considered a delicacy in my country
Sweden OUT
>>151495650Ah the good old days of school.
>>151495650Italians must hate you
>>151495650is that ketchup?
>>151495719italians know their pizzas
>>151495687it depends if it's good vibe sweden or angry hates-the-world paperboy sweden
>>151495736and I thought deep dish pizza was nasty
>>151495736that looks like the tim hortons pizza
>>151495736ya know what, i bet it still tastes great
>>151495759Would
>>151495170it's over, unc
>>151495736this is what a REAL pizza is supposed to look like
>>151495712We eat stale pizza in school
pls respond >>151495636and no spoilers please
>>151495170that's retirement age
>>151495788that crust looks unbelievable you all should be killed for the toppings, thoever
>>151495199i'd fuck the shit out of sarah nurse if you know what i mean
>>151495786>>151495817I’m terrified of turning 30 :( I don’t have enough money to start a family yet alone retire
>>151495821don't knock it til you try itu eat pootine you should understand the appeal
>>151495788That pidser would be delicious with barbecue or ketchup
>>151492388Finnish
Reckon today I’ll listen to tame impala
>>151495827me too
>>151495738paper boy sweden is based it was a body building magazine
>>151495827To produce elite hockey players?
>>151495830lol I mean it's retirement age in hockeyoutside of professional sports it's still fairly young. you have time anon.>>151495853>with barbecue or ketchupwow kys
I'm an elite female hockey player
>>151495830same but i got 5 years still to go. dunno how i'll cope by then desu we'll make it somehow (i hope)
>>151495845how dare you compare that to poutine
>>151495885Thanks. I’m not a bust yet >>151495902WAGMI
>>151495876As many as I can to take over the league. All of them will win stanley cups btw
>>151495935It’s a shame her and Crosby won’t reproduce
Mornin' hoc>laffs>rags
where can I watch nhl games online retroactively (for free)
>>151495986>for freeGary doesn't like that
>>151495986rutracker
>>151495973It's okay I'll take his place. I'm a ball hockey master
>>151495830my 30s have been so much better than my 20s for what its wortht. 34
>>151496069im 35 and my favourite thing about being in my 30s is not being in my 20s anymore.
>>151496069>>151496093That’s reassuring. Thanks :)
>>151495873bet he can bench 3pl8
>>151495873
I wonder what Kash Patel thinks about the Tom Wilson hit
>>151496145If Bulju had hit the gym he wouldn’t be rotting in Switzerland
Sabres/Habs is going to be a not too shitty shit game. I'm actually looking forward to it.Best of luck to you, Frenchiebros.t.dabresfan :)
>>151496245I have a terrible but completely rectifiable problem in that I never check when my habbies are playing and assume by God given right it's always Tuesday Thursday Saturday, so I appreciate this reminder
>>151496212You mean if he hit the library
>>151496301It's a trap game.
>>151496363Imagine the looks McDavid gets when he brings his favorite literature to the locker room
Tonight, hurricant frauds will be exposed.
Feel another cold coming on. Will be second one this month already.
I’m finna watch the Detroit Lions and Tampa Bay Buccaneers tonight on Monday night football.
>>151496501The last person to shoot Mcdavid a weird look was Tyson Barrie and you see what happened to him
>>151496692Yes, that's at 7pm EST, at which time you are reminded to shut the FUCK up. Thank you.
>>151496610Feel better soon fren <3