Patrick mahomes is a rock spider
One of Mahomes weapons just flew over my house
He's going to cook the bills
Eagles BTFO
>>151501093the chargers pikachu uni was cool too bad they lost
• Mahomes has photographic memory according to his father which allows him to easily dissect defenses.• Mahomes has a canonball arm, his 60 mph pass at the combine tied the all time record• They put a heart rate monitor on him and it only spiked when he didn't have the ball. This is why he has the highest win rate of all time when trailing in the playoffs.• His baseball background gives him unique throwing angles. He's among a small, elite group of scrambling QBs who can maintain accuracy while on the move.
Has McDaniels been fired yet?
KWAB
>>151501016Hey bro you want a QB?
>>151501119he'd be relentlessly handsome if he had black hair and beard
More TDsMore WinsMore YardsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore SuperbowlsMore Passer Rating
>>151501119>its ALSO the Andy Dalton revival seasonITOLDYOUABOUTWHITEBOYSUMMER
>>151501093Unironically looks greek
>>151501120...by publicly zutting another player?I guess that is one way to psyche them out.
making tatertot hotdish for supper tonight
>>151501128What about his bussy
The NFL is a racist organization. They only paid Doug Martin $21,900,918 during his career forcing him to endure socioeconomic factors that led to him dying in police custody because they wouldn't let him burglarize someone else's house. DO BETTER ROGER GOODELL!
>>151501148kek you really can't help how brown you are, can you?like you didn't even post that as bait you genuinely believe that shit don't you?
>>151501120>The play resulted in a first downkekbased readers
>>151501115We were talking total yards pal. Or do you believe we shouldn't count LaDainian Tomlinson's receiving stats because he's a running back and his goal is to carry the ball, not catch it since that's the job of the receivers
>>151501162I do not know what bussy means.
>>151501120
What is zutting?am I unc now?
>Men, I am terribly disappointed in your performance today. You let the fans down. You let me down. I expect better.>I left you something special in the litterbox. Do not fail me again.
Bone Icks
>>151501169TBI and 2 decades of hard hits from Pop Warner to the NFL begets cocaine and painkillers and irrational decisions.
can we please discuss something else besides mahomes frens it is getting quite very tiresome... same pics and same posts...
>>151501171are you a redhead?
>>151501195hey anon this wasn't funny the last 10 times.The cat thing was almost funny the first time you did it but then you ran it into the ground.
>Bryce Huff expected to miss multiple weeks with a hamstring injuryWhy does something bad always happen right when I begin to get my hopes up?
>>151501193forced meme from some other board or site
>>151501185Rush TDs are a QB stat the way Allen and Lamar earn them. Jalen Hurts relies on tushpush which is his entire OL pushing him through. That's a team stat. The team succeded with tushpush when he was on the bench.
Looks like the Bengals are the only good guys in the AFC
M V PVP
>>151501216>forced memekek, inshallah fellow chiefs fan
Reminder bradysknee is a Raiders fan living in LA and my wife!
>>151501217Now that's what I call cope.
>>151501212That's what makes this funny.
>>151501212Somebody made the edit, and it makes me happy, so I am going to post it.It will have a different message when the Titans win their next game.
>>151501224He looks like Robert Kraft had Tom Brady Cloned
I'm getting a large white pizza and loaded cheese fries for the gameWhat are you guys getting?
>>151501228He lives up by Redding or something
>>151501233>>151501238no.
Chiefs defense is 2nd in points allowed (for all teams that have played 7 games). Chiefs offense has been #1 in yards since getting their weapons back and would be #1 in TDs if they didn't bench their starters in the 3rd quarter against the Raiders. #1 offense and #1 defense.
whos the most blue collar athlete in the league?
>>151501244considering how many tuas they have on hand there has to be at least 3-4 protobradys around. Wonder if they dialed back or dialed up the homosexuality. It may be required in his case.
>>151501252Yes ^_^
>30 minutes to kickoff>no game thread
My balls hurt
if you went back and made the correct calls in every game, Tom Brady would have no superbowls, and Mahomes would have 7.Here's the objective tier list:Mahomespower gappower gappower gappower gappower gapyup, you guessed it, another power gapa 99 in every attribute player in Maddenpower gappower gappower gapAaron RodgersThe argument over GOAT in the NFL has been over for a long time. It's just how much he beats Jordan as literal greatest athlete to ever live.
>>151501245nothing fren nightsnacking is unhealthy :)
>>151501093It's weird seeing a Hobgoblin ad used for an NFL meme lel.
>>151501264Stupid anon, there are no games tonight, the NFL only has sunday games. This isn't some shitty baseball or something come on now.
>>151501271>reddit spacingWas the manifesto about the lionsfag actually correct?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kc1Qn-TyDsUH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!UH OH, NOT STINKY!>UH OH, NOT STINKY!
>>151501275Lame response, shouldnt have even replied if you were going to be that unfunny
Patty Cuckitini
anyway 7 > 3
>>151501271Uh I'll have you know Aaron Rodgers really loves winning and women so therefore he is the most powerful.
>>151501292oh im sorry fren i just answered to his question :)
I'm not a Dolphins fan or hater but seeing Mike McDaniel wave Tua off the field following his third int was painful. Yeah, he was horrible, but Jesus Christ that has to suck. Those two must hate each other.
>>151501295why are WRs so zesty
Bucs getting booty blasted tonight
>Dre Greenlaw suspended a game for shit-talking a refLol
>>151501295Is M the first initial of the guy who owns him?
>>151501238I made that edit and I'm glad you like it.
>>151501307They have sex with men.
>>151501305eveyone hates Tua hes sending Zoom links to hold online players meetings and no ones joining
>>151501271T R U T HN U K E
>>151501313>ref throws a flag after the gameIs there anything my reffies can't do?
>>151501319Thank you, anon. It makes me smile every time I look at it.
Sex with womenThoughts?
>>151501305I legitimately think it was done for Tua's sake and to let them look at ewers. They did it with 8 minutes left in the 4th quarter.That said I'd make Tua play every fucking snap of his overpaid 212m deal until he retires, heems himself or finds a team to take his ass.
>>151501342Overrated as fuck
>>151501337stop replying to yourself
>>151501342Overrated.
>>151501333Listen I've left you alone but you don't get to post about the phins just like the tripfags don't. Stick to posting pictures of the tranny you love so much even though it has fucking nothing to do with football.Let adults who actually know about football shit on the phins. Thanks.
>>151501342Disgusting. Go Chiefs
>>151501313>GreenlawThat's the type of last name a snarky 19th century Freeman comes up with when asked what his last name is going to be. I can just imagine his great-great-great grandfather saying to some Union Commander in the Reconstruction South or some Census taker in Philadelphia: "Last names, now that's a green law created by the state to better keep accordance of men who are supposed to be born free""Okay, you're Moses Greenlaw""Damn"Probably got married at 45 to a 16 year old.
>>151501340>reffie points at him menacingly I'm fuckin SHOOK
>>151501342kinda gay tbhwyf
>>151501341Actually I made that edit and you need to stop using it. That is my cat.
>bryce huff injuredWhat the fuck? At this point I genuinely believe CMC is absorbing the souls of every good teammate to stay healthy
>>151501358That's not my writing style and I typically only post data along with my glazing. My post aren't hard to notice.
>>151501245Leftovers
>>151501340>>151501367>OH HELL NAW IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER POINTING AT ME *takes notes for later*
Bakey make em quakey!
>>151501313>comes back from ir>gets suspendedLol
>>151501352This. Nothing beats the hand and you can go at your own pace. My lions are about to win.
>>151501340>>151501313Betting against the broncos is free money the next few games now. The question is how long will the reffies hold a grudge?
>>151501361anon let me tell you something no one here cares about the dolphins
>>151501215Don't worry, we'll activate some no name practice squad warrior who immediately plays at a starter level. At least the Texans O-Line is putrid, anyone should be able to create pressure and the survivng front 4 are very good
>>151501405And yet, you had to post about them. Curious.
>>151501403People are on them against the cowboys and I just cant see it
Reminder: if Baker does better than Mahomes he's the MVP leader, if he does worse than we all must admit Mahomes is the MVP leader.
>>151501371Then you should post more pictures of your cat.Meanwhile, Branch's suspension was upheld for tonight's game, yeah?
It would kino if the entire NFC North made it into the playoffs
>>151501352>>1515013421. Hand2. Tits3. ThighsPower gap4. Vagina5. Bussy6. Armpit7. Wass8. FootPower gap9. Silicone
why didn't penix check the red lines on the floor
can a fren create a gamethread please :) i only create them for my vikies :D
>>151501405I care more about the phins than the gay dude you post here all the time that has nothing to do with the nfl.
>>151501414Stafford? Danny? Maye? Darnold?
>>151501421Surely if we all make it one of us HAS to win at least one game
>>151501414Mahomes isn't even the best QB in his division.
>>151501427where were you when penix was kill tho?>@CameronWolfe>Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr. suffered a bone bruise on his foot/ankle in last night loss to 49ers, HC Raheem Morris told reporters. He’s day-to-day.>Falcons host Dolphins this Sunday. Kirk Cousins is QB2.
>>151501436oline/defensebabby
>>151501434Only if two of them played against each other in the wildcard.Otherwise, no, they'd probably all just lose.
I'm excited for this game :)
>>151501446>its also ALSO the Kirko Bangz redemption seasonDem white boiiiiiis
>>151501342Only good if the end goal is a child and your wife lets you go out and have adventures at night at quirky bars where a guy dresses like Judy Garland and sings "it's a great day for the Irish" and "Over the Rainbow" and wears red high heels and then I meet up with him afterwards and pretend he's Judy Garland.
>>151501459me too but i'm surprised there's not a single fan creating a gamethread
>>151501473I don't know if you know this but you can make threads too even though you're disabled.
>>151501472That's incredibly specific.Let's never talk about it again.
>>151501433>Danny>DarnoldThey have no proven history of success in the post season and MVP voters are tired of voting for guys like Lamar who play great in the regular then make them look like fools in the post. >MayeHe won't be able to sustain his current level of play.>StaffordI keep forgetting he exists but yes, he's up there. Until he gets injured again,
>>151501128• Mahomes has photographic memory according to his father which means he remembers the multiple dad dickings Brady gave him and the fact that he never beat Brady in the playoffs• Mahomes has a canonball arm, which he used to throw more INTs in the Super Bowl than Brady despite playing in half the number of games• They put a heart rate monitor on him and it only spiked when he was shown pictures of other men fucking his wife. This is why she has a polyamory tattoo• His offensive holding every game gives him cheap statpadding opportunities. He's among a small, elite group of cheaters who get to play on easy mode their entire career and act like they actually accomplished something
>>151501447>olineFunny, we had the worst line in the league when russ was here and now we have the best line. Almost like oline play is dependent on the qb getting rid of the ball on time
>>151501427my stupid swiftie sister went to a preseason game and she asked me why they didn't have the yellow lines on the field
>>151501477gamethreads need to be made by their own fans, it shows dedication fren
I feel bad for Commiebros they are sending Mariota to play the full power Chiefs
>>151501473What is your top 5 team power rankings finland fren?
>>151501482Prescott losing Micah, getting spit on, and then dominating tells me hes getting it
>>151501494Is she hot?
>>151501496Neither of those teams have any real fans, though.
>>151501120I swear people don't actually watch football
>>151501152
>>151501496I mean we know you're not a football fan but you don't have to tell everyone.
Wait he threw the flag after the game ended?!
>>151501447If Patty's Cuckitini's defense gave up as many points as Bo's did yesterday, they would've lost.
>Tyler Lockett released.Where will he end up?
>>151501504Dak can put up great stats but unless you make the playoffs you're not winning MVP. Cowboys are not a lock for the playoffs.
>>151501452I think the odds of that happening would still be pretty low but if anyone can do it it's us retards
>>151501501Kid on the left is cute af.Also, Mariota is the best QB on the Commies.
>>151501515I legit do not fucking bother with any game that isn't my team. Even watching the owl is pushing it the last few years. I don't need to watch that many ads, sorry rabbi.
I'm fucking nervous
Why did the faggot NFL just decide this week to FINALLY get back to how MNF should be?
>>151501521>you thought this game was over?>it's just getting started
>>151501491denver's oline in 2022 was bad but good in 2023 and has improved every year since.
What fanbase has the most wiggers?
>>151501422>tits over thighsClassic virgin move
>>151501538Double headers?
>>151501521>*points at you*
>>151501484>>151501519literally nobody was doing goat debates then this anon comes along and triggers them >>151500894>>151500915
>There's a load on his headThanks Troy
>>151501521It's the only power these fucking dorks have over these athletes. They think because they stare them down and toss a wittle napkin in the air that they have some greater power, when really, one shot to the face from one of these bucks and the faggot reffies would be dead.
>>151501525I could see him on the Bucs.
>>151501544Chiefs and Travis is their king
>>151501514well bucs have a ring and been a somewhat consistent in making it to playoffs and the lions had a good last season>>151501503objectively my team isn't a top 5 team so not in order and in their current state>colts>eagles>rams>bucs>pats
>>151501544Probably Philly, I would say raiders but i think the white fans are spiritually Mexican or black enough that it doesn't
>>151501538They cancelled MNF? Finally. Hopefully TNF is next.
Chiefsbros we are so back. No team can stop the Chiefs we all saw yesterday.
>>151501530Imagine, the division gets the 1, 5, 6, and 7 seeds, and none of them win a game.It would be legendary.Hell, last season was legendary. Certainly didn't feel like "the best division in the NFL" come playoff time.
>>151501548>double headerStop using their language. A double header is a back-to-back game between the same two teams.
>>151501295nah the drip is insane frfr
>>151501540>"hey bro did you see that they thought the game was over and then I threw the flag down"
Script leaked: colts vs buccaneers Superbowl.
>>151501436Bo Nix...I believe
Where's the fuckin game thread?
>>151501578Only if you're talking baseball
>>151501578Nah, that just happened to be how it happened a lot. double header could be ANY sporting events back to back. They used to have boxing/wrestling double headers in the early 1900s.
Chiefs just need one pass rush player and they are a super team. Anyone want to trade? Max Crosby to the Chiefs?
>>151501551
>>151501594>>151501564
They should bench tua
>>151501561>well bucs have a ringLet's be honest for a moment and admit that Brady got that ring and not the Bucs.
>>151501590keep it pal no ones watching that shi
>>151501590Hiw many times will we hear about Tony Dungy being one of the best coaches off all time and one of the best black head coaches?
>>151501608Bucs have 2 rings.
>>151501600>>151501595Planet retard called, they want both of you backdou·ble·head·er/ˌdəb(ə)lˈhedər/nounnoun: double-header1.North American Englisha sporting event in which two games or contests are played in succession at the same venue
>>151501605They did
>>151501605No they fucking shouldn't, he's paid 212m, make that motherfucker play EVERY FUCKING SNAP until he heems himself, quits, or finds some team stupid enough to trade for him.It would be irresponsible to put a young guy like Ewers behind that broken oline. It was designed for Tua and lacks depth because of Tua so let him live in Grier's paradise.
>>151501569THIS. If any team beats the current Chiefs team I will admit we are frauds.
>>151501621uh anon your own definition says nothing about it being the same team, same sport, anything.again, boxing/wrestling events were commonly paired because of the ring used.
>>151501613A shame Frank Vincent is dead, I'd get this and then hire Frank to hide in the closet.
If a quarterback commits intentional grounding, the nearest defender should be credited with the sack
>>151501641Nah, you're wrong.
I feel like this Buccs/Lions game is the first GOOD game we've had in weeks.
>>151501650If a QB commits intentional grounding he should be immediately whipped on the field by a large man with a leather belt.
3 teams have defeated muttie mchomie and his queefie friends. Not their fault the queefs players are either too big of pussies to play a full season, or too retarded to stay out of trouble despite playing a children's game for millions of dollars.
>>151501657Well I'm not but if it makes you feel better to think so I will accept your concession and agree that you probably know ball but not in this case.
>>151501667Please stop with your homoerotic fantasies.
>>151501676No concession here is necessary, because I am correct. You are wrong. Go suck roger goodell's cock in the espn boardroom, you fucking fairy.
>>151501674kek people wonder why some nfl guys just go home and play fucking video games
>>151501688Please continue with your homoerotic fantasies.
>>151501684It's not as gay as the NFL in general.
>>151501561Chiefs defense is 2nd place in points allowed. Their offense is trending towards #1. Their QB was a coinflip in overtime from playing in 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls. I thought you international fans knew ball. I was wrong.
>>151501688>Go suck roger goodell's cock in the espn boardroom, you fucking fairy.whoa calm down I'm not a chiefs fan.
>>151501590based if true
>>151501112Audible kek from me anon
>yeah, butkwamuttlover
>>151501152Lost a championship game and an Orb to brady
>>151501720>playing innotice you didn't say "winning"
>>151501714He's a new guy now, he hunts with a bo
In case you thought this league was legitimate:
>LIVE: DOUBLE THE MNF!
>>151501739He wasn't feeling well that day, stop posting this slop.
>>151501765>7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL STARTS NEVER AGAIN
>>151501759Brees was a refbabby bitch, too. He just started the trend.
>>151501758He really, really likes women.
>>151501791Meanwhile Tua is on one of the most fucked with teams in the league when it comes to Ref games. The funniest part is they don't even need to and are 100% just trolling the phins to ensure their bets are covered. I've seen them do it for fucking YEARS now.I still want to know if completion % includes interceptions being caught.
>>151501759Statistics tell a story, but never provide the full context as to what is going on the field. Watch the games.
>>151501860>Watch the games.No. No NFL I will not. I am not going to watch your ads either.
uh guys?I’m feeling shakey
>>151501551You literally spend all day everyday spamming your stats
nice job faggot merriweather
>>151501905you should probably get that checked out
>>151501915I think he takes occasional breaks to suck cock
>>151501915Talking about your team is normal on a sports board, obsessing over another person's team is not normal or healthy. Focus on your own team.
>>151501963>not being able to multitaskCasuals
>>151501212lol assmad
>>151502077damn you're still bothered by this?
https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article312287537.html>Waller out with injury. Tagovailoa will remain starter. And more Dolphins news By Barry Jackson Updated October 20, 2025 2:57 PM>The Dolphins will be without tight end Darren Waller for the immediate future, but he avoided a season-ending injury during Sunday’s loss to Cleveland. An MRI revealed that Waller has a strained pectoral muscle and not a fully torn pec. The injury will not require surgery and coach Mike McDaniel suggested there’s a good chance he will miss Miami’s two games next week — Sunday at Atlanta (1 p.m., CBS 4) and Oct. 30 against Baltimore.>As expected, McDaniel said Tua Tagovailoa — who is tied for the league lead in interceptions — will continue to take all the first team snaps in practice and will start against Atlanta. Asked if Tagovailoa will start in the upcoming weeks, McDaniel said he will start this week. He joked that he doesn’t expect him to throw 10 interceptions in the game.>*He joked that he doesn’t expect him to throw 10 interceptions in the game.*I was going to update this but there hasn't been any new news. Just McDaniel burying Tua under the bus kek
>>151502301actually a good catch by a defender
ive seent enuff, bucs are frauds
>>151501128What does pornographic memory do to help him throw balls?
>>151502346He played safety in college for little bit before switching to edge rusher
>you are a young player in college football with a bright future ahead of you, when you look out your window you see these two outside, what do you do?
>>151502381oh fuck that's right I forgot that. also I thought Campbell and well at edge with Nakobe as LB. They were getting a lot of pressure on a solid OL.
>>151502399Campbell got pushed around a bit in run defense but they need bodies on the edge so whatever. It was great to see Dean hasn't lost a step though. Apparently BG might be un-retiring...
>>151502440>Apparently BG might be un-retiring...I think that'd be so gay, just let the guy be.>Campbell got pushed around a bit in run defensewell I'd have him as a pass rusher specialist that can drop into coverage, I don't think he's big enough to play the run off the edge but he's good at doing it from LB.
>you have not acted fast enough and Grier is now inside your house looking for draft picks
>>151502467Yeah, I agree with all of that. Honestly if Nolan comes back soon (and can stay healthy) they'll be fine.
>>151502490I haven't heard any updates but wasn't it a 4 week injury? I think he'd come back after the bye. The sudden retirement was brutal though, I doubt Howie wants to trade for an edge rusher so they either need to go to the practice squad/waivers or get someone off the street.
P O W E R F U LOWERFULNews only the Dov can break.
>grier has now found your football and is looking through your desk
>151502509>don't give the Dov avatarfag (You)s.
>bad news: grier has now let in a random homeless elderly man who is making a sandwich in your laundry room
>>151502504I want Bradley Chubb and Denzel Ward (even though I know neither will happen)
>>151502509She VILL hoist the LombardiCARLY LOMBARDI
>>151502547You got a first round pick for Chubb? Of course not. Who would?
>>151502547I want Sneed. The Eagles have a need for Sneed. They already showed they can do well with great coverage and average DEs.
>>151502556I don't think mtf trans are allowed to touch the owl trophy.
>>151502572Doesn't Sneed suck now though
>>151502595That anon just wants someone named sneed pls understand
>>151502547i would give you ward and throw in a brand new, barely used qb primate in exchange for tanner mckee
>>151502467>>151502490>>151502608Personally I think >muh storybook ending is dumb. If he can play and make a positive impact, he should play.
>>1515014229. SiliconeYou sure about that?
>>151502509I appreciate Dov posters and I will give them (you)s
>>151502625You can have Sam Howell>>151502608>>151502637It's not like I'm going to be mad, but I feel like he clearly isn't going to be as good and it'll end up being a shit move. >>151502595He's on the Titans.
>>151501342better when there's feelings involved
>>151502843You sound pretty mad
>>151502509Imagine how much child support she would owe if men could get pregnant
>>151502323>Pooa
>>151502871Not mad, I'd just feel bad for an iggles legend if he comes back and sucks
>>151502873men can't get other men pregnant though anon
>>151502891Nah she's just a sturdy brunette, I married one
>>151501278beat me to itI remember seeing these on the back of fourfourtwo magazines 20 years ago
>>151502886I miss this motherfucker like you wouldn't believe and I legit do not like moon crickets at all. Last time I was at all excited for the phins was when he was coach before they fucked him over.Glad he's going to get money from those northerner teams while the phins get off with just nfl arbitration.
>"I'm going to win a superb owl with a team before the phins even make it back to the ploffs"
I have decided to support the Carolina Panthers
>>151503157>it was at this moment: anons knew he fucked up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wifOU9xN19I
>>151503157based
>>151503157i'm so sorry
This general is moving so fast no one will know I am going to break Tua's knee with a pipe tomorrow at the stadium.
>>151503157You'll come to regret this decision
>>151501119Is Bryce Young injured?
>All of Detroit's CBs are gone>This is your QBs stats
>>151503552Mike pls
>>151503954>"FUCK YOU YOU CANT STOP ME THAT BITCH CAUSED ME TO LOSE MY MADDEN DRAFT"
The Jordan™ of his generation…
Justin Fields has the best post game interviews I've ever seen lmao
>>151504377whats he hurting from?
>>151504442Greatness
>>151504485Is that his boyfriend's nickname?
>>151504377nobody has nor will ever call Hurts God disguised as a football player
>>151504442multiple fuck sessions with your whore mom
>>151504549That anon isn’t Jayden Daniels? Is he?
HEEM status?
>>151504754reel men holds on balls
Are we really doing this? Is this dude that soft? Rando internet dms to millionaire athletes get major attention like this now?
>>151504442Kevin Patullo growing pains
what's his name again?
>>151504819Isaiah should have revealed his name so he gets fired/expelled
Te-Rance FerBussin
sad
>>151504925Only an absolute unemployed retard or child would do that with their real name. Seems like odd timing after he cooked himself online
>>151504795thas rite
>obliterated with injuries >still the juggernaut because your division is filled with soulles frauds and troonsHehe woohoo!
>>151504989what the fuck
>>151504377
>>151501093Go chargers!
>>151505173Why does Jordan love him so much honestly?
>>15150121549ers schedule is piss easy. You should get 10 wins with half your team out
>jetes
>>151504989cte is a hell of a drug
>>151505282jordan love is a quarterback on the green bay packers, retard
unironically wholesome
>>151505494cringe
How is Mitchell so elite, bros?
>>151505494Lucky he can play football because he's one goofy ass looking motherfucker
>>151504989So the cops legit just killed him?
>>151505457Wow ok anon nice one gotta give ya credit you got me there
>>151505494Remember she fucked his backup at Georgia just to piss him off
Taking Temujin to the ANALZONE :)
How to fix non-Sunday football.Replace Thursday night with Tuesday night>Just like Monday and Thursday nights, most people don't have plans on Tuesday night.>Thursday night limits rest to three days, and most teams take Monday off. Tuesday night allows for a pseudo-bye going in and four days of rest before the next Sunday.>Creates a three day NFL-a-thon.>TNF brand is reuseable.Every TNF and MNF game should have exclusive alternates.>Gameday threads become a viewership draw and discussion point for casual fans.>More jerseys = more money.>Unique jerseys help make primetime games more memorable.Misc.>MNF and TNF should always prioritize division rivalries or high value tickets.>Each broadcast should differentiate itself in terms of aesthetic, tone, and personality.>Push both games to 8:00pm CST to allow for a more mature tone.>Encourage/require teams to change stadium decor for MNF/TNF games.
Detroit refbabbys????
i wish he would choke on that Portuguese sausage
The Bengals are retarded
>>151505494You need to watch it with sound Why does she sound like a such a bitch. Talks to him like if he were a child or a dog>>>/wsg/6005400
>this was called a fumble, reviewed, and uphelddeath to reffies
Now that Baker is out of the MVP race, who do we have between>drake maye>mahomes>dak>stafford>daniel jones
we really dem boyz
>>151506342It's dak. Danny has Taylor so he cant get it
>>151506290you don't know their relationship dynamic
>>151506325reminder the "hawk eye tech" is really just a CGI graphic of what they think happened. they don't use it for anything important.
>>151506342I'm gonna be that annoying troll that tries to make people think I seriously believe lamar jackson should be MVP because the ravens are a bottom 5 roster without him like people did when peyton manning's neck injury happenedthough I think mayfield will bounce back and they'll vote for him anyway because the voters usually decide their MVP by week 5 now (see: josh allen)
>>151506342darnold
Dov don’t fucking miss
>>151506290>You need to watch it with soundNo I don't
>>151506370>poopscottWhen was the last time they gave MVP to someone that missed the playoffs? Has it ever happened?
>>151506440Imagine if Hurts had a good OC.
>>151506440Hurts about to move up significantly on that chart
Baker Mayfield fucking sucks
>>151506572I'm still so annoyed that people hated Hurts' play last year. He was peak efficiency and ran the offense like a field general.
>>151506682This. There’s a reason they dominated on their way to the Owl and went basically undefeated from week 5 onwards.
bakey is shookbucs are ass
>>151506682We've been telling people here that he can win with his arm when he has to, and that it's happened enough times that there's no excuse for not recognizing it, but they didn't listen.
>>151506491I wouldn't have believed it two weeks ago, but I honestly think the Cowboys will sneak into the playoffs as a wild card. The NFC looks like nothing special this year and there's three slots. Packers will probably get one, maybe somebody from the NFC West, but there's space for Dem Boys if they do decently from here on out.
>>151506378wait what? I don't get it
>>151506782It’s so shit baseball is actually a better watch
>>151506767>>151506784Never forget run the ball chads won too. Patullo has to stop calling the same 3 run plays and open up the run game ffs. More sweeps, more RPOs, more shotgun runs. It's just >pitch>under center run>rare inside run
>detoilet shitstons
I thought you guys told me this Baker guy was good?
About time that the Cucs were thoroughly exposed. They were so fucking cocky.
Bakey made you quak-ACK
>>151506843They just need a healthy O-line desu. They can win despite Patullo if they can dominate the line like they usually do.
>>151505660Is he that bad? I thought he looked rather handsome. I was thinking about how all in all he's a top .00001% chad and he has to put up with this shit
>faker kwabfield
I can't fathom why people think baker is the guy he will never be the guy
Mac Jones is taller and stronger than Purdy and he has a better arm. Their football IQ seems to basically be equivalent. I like Brock but how is Mac not an upgrade over him?
>>151506833the NFL promised the new line to gain technology would basically allow them to know where the ball is on any play like a 1st down or TD, but it's just some shitty CGI pic based on where cameras see the ball. >>151506913Toth can't be THAT bad. This was talked about a few weeks ago a lot, basically defenses know they only run from a few formations so they call their bluff and run blitz on them. That's why Saquon gets hit in the backfield so much, they're just jumping the run blocks.
>>151506371
Will he even make it to Black Monday?
>>151506979Mac Jones fucking sucks
>>151506996Toth is not terrible but he's a big down-grade from Jurgens. And Dickerson has been playing hurt or out and that has made a huge difference. They would be cruising this year despite the shit playcalling if the line was 100%.
BAKEY IS FUCKING SHAKEY :)))BAKER IS FUCKING TRASH, KILL YOURSELF BUSCFAGGOTS LMAOOOOO
>>151507116They could have the OL from last year, if they don't mix up the run formations it won't matter. Sure, last year they could impose their will but that doesn't mean they were lazy or uncreative. I don't think I've seen this run play called all year. If they have it's not enough.
>>151507041who was backup
I know Baker shrinks in big games but I really thought he had gotten over it and has ascended to elite QB status. He had me fooled so fucking bad. Their entire secondary is out of the game including backups getting hurt and leaving the game mid game and he can't hit a single fucking throw and he had plenty of wide open targets that he simply missed.I don't think we're ever winning anything with him at QB. He just doesn't have what it takes to rise up in big games.
Goffy moggin' em'
The Colts are the number one team in the NFL.
>>151507501The Packers are the number two team in the NFL
>>151507501They were in prevent defense against the chargers the whole second half and when the chargers got uppity they immediately locked them down again
On second thought maybe we are not winning the Super Bowl this yeargg loins. Dan Cumguzzler can go fuck himselfTotal reffie holocaust when
>>151507501>absent from Herd Hierarchy
>>151507501I knew they were legit after their game against the rams
>>151507552It's Colts Rams
So, anyways, 7>3, 2>0.
>>151507584The Rams suck
>>151507584Nah Colts Eagles honestly
>>151507555He had them on it, I expect them to move up
>1st place in the division>Drake Maye is an MVP Candidate >Vrabel is a coach of the year candidate It feels good to be back Patriot bros
>>151501561I told you >>151501720 to put respect on the Chiefs. They made it look easy, it wasn't easy.
>>151507584Rams aren't winning their division let alone a playoff game.
All of you who had the Bucs and Lions ahead of the Chiefs in your power rankings got a lot of explaining to do.
Faker Gayfield sucks and the browns were 100% right in getting rid of him
>>151507701Chiefs aren't even in the playoffs right now
>lions defense is good nowThe fuck?
>All of you who had the Bucs and Lions ahead of the Chiefs in your power rankings got a lot of explaining to do.
Baker has only played two real teams: the Eagles and Lions and they were down by multiple possessions against both of them.
Word is ICE is on there way to snag bakey from his family
>>151507643God, we suffered for what felt like an eternity... other teams have no idea what that kind of pain was like
>>151507739Bucs are down:WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, and two starting interior linemen Turns out all you gotta do is rush mayfield and cover two guys and you have the bucs offense capped
is the AFC even trying?
>>151507640He’s gonna have1. Chiefs2. Broncos3. Lions 4. Eagles5. Patriots 6. Seahawks7. Bucs8. Colts9. Packers10. Cowboys
>>151507643Here's something to think about: could Vrabel be a better coach than Belichick?When it comes to the actual business of coaching, Xs and Os and game management and such, the Pats look just as good under Vrabel as they ever did under Belichick. But Belichick had the GOAT to cover up any of his flaws. And Drake Maye is pretty good, but come on, he's not Brady. He's not the GOAT.This might suggest that in terms of actual coaching prowess, Vrabel has Belichick beat. It's at least worth thinking about.
Why did Lamar Jackson quit on his team?
>Baker has only played two real teams: the Eagles and Lions and they were down by multiple possessions against both of them.
>>151507793No excuses, the Lions have just as much if not more injuries on defense. They should have canceled each other out.
>>151507766lol'd
>busc focus on stopping hutch >Other lineman harass baker and sack himIt's finally working
all calls were correct btwseriously though, le bakey had like 10 dogshit throws either batted, too high, or missed. I don't know what happened thereloins backups playing for a job I guess
>>151507798Broncos are possibly the most overrated team in the league, but Walmart is clearly paying him to shill them.
>>151507793Nigga the Lions had their fourth string cornerbacks out there
>>151507832>snort
Where are you anon?
>>151507800Currently? absolutely. Belichick is from a different time when players were actually allowed to hit the quarterback without the refs exploding in flags. Those early 2000s Patriots defenses were unironically great and Peyton Manning couldn't win shit until the rules got changed because of them.
>>151507892>he fled the thread
>>151507877On god fr fr 67 nigga
>Where are you anon?
>>151501120That play resulted in a false start
>>151507793Wasn't Egbuka playing?
>>151501093Bakers number is 6 and coincidentally thats the same amount of points he scored tonightWhat a KWAB
>>151507892I should've known the refs would rig it for Detoilet. If not for them, Buccaneers win easily.
>>151507793next man up. Dudes were open but Baker was missing all night
>>151507923I'll never understand the people who thought the league loved Brady and the Pats. No, the league office hated Brady and the Pats. Goodell hated Brady, Belichick, and the Pats because they kept getting in the way of the Mannings, especially Peyton, whom Goodell REALLY loved. Peyton was the real Golden Boy of the league, and as you say, the league literally changed the rules to help him out.If Brady and the Pats had been the Golden Boys, they would have been treated... well, like Mahomes and the Chiefs are now. They were never treated like that. Brady was never the Golden Boy. Everything about his GOAT status he earned fair and square.I realized that in the last few years and it's really made me respect Brady even more.
Chiefs made it look easy.
>people really thought this cocky clown was a candidate for MVP
>>151507963Lol no
Has Seattle ever had a black QB?
>>151507947He was not 100%, but yes.
>Chiefs made it look easy.
>>151508098Spiritually? No. Russ was white inside.
bucsfag that was shitting on Bowles for rushing back evans was correctoof
>>151507932no cap?
>>151507963>ITS RIGGED!!!!! the cry of a loser. The Buccs defense gifted the offense multiple turnovers against Detroits entirely 3rd string defense. Bakey was shit and overthrowing on every play. And Todd Bowles play calling is as usual fucking retarded.
>>151508136He didn't reaggravate the hamstring it was a completely unrelated shoulder injury and concussion so I don't agree that he was rushed back.
KWABOTW nominees please. I'm assuming no one is beating the Giants 33pt collapse, but we'll have the vote anyways for the integrity of it So far I have GiantsDolphinsBucs
Bake status: SHAKEN
>>151508217Chargers and Raiders lol.
Not safe
>>151508236kwab
>>151508217Gnats and it isn't even close
29 goof pass attempts this year vs. Benny J's game plan of 55 last yearnoice
I used to respect Mike Evans until they force-fed him targets in a game that was already over to get him some fraud yards streak record
>>151508236Oh shit I just thought he was knocked unconscious
this is overalso seattle is a nigger city
>Evans has a broken collarboneOh shit
>>151508265>Bucs get exposed>this means the NFC South is just terrible this year, like it's been for most of its existenceBrutal.
>>151508236He's not even that old, 32, and his body is made of glass already. It didn't even look like that bad of a collision you see WRs come down like that all the time and get up unscathed. Guy's done.
>>151508210bowles said he broke his collarbone. unlucky
>https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1980462700921795062
>>151508265>the panthers won 4 times
>>151508316He got an incentive out of it. Get paid, son.
>>151508236>>151508463>finally comes back>immediately fuckedyeah I'm thinking he's not coming back from this one
>Bakey make you quak-ACK!
>>151508482Keep in mind the Dolphins and Jets are 2 of those 4 wins.
>>151508482>Dolphins>Cowboys>Jetsez
>>151508236NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151508531sure but it's the panthers, those are good wins for them
Whose 4 wins are more fraudulent?>panthers>bears
>>151508584Dolphins and Jets are unironically worse than the Panthers. Both teams are going to fire their head coach very soon.
>>151508602The Panthers can't be frauds lmfao, so by default the Bears.
>>151508632Nah Glenn will survive the first season
>>151508602bears just because some retards believe in them while the panthers are like the special kid who's trying his best
>>151508549Oh that's right, the Panthers were this year's "Cowboys get dogwalked by a terrible team" game. They always do that once a season.
>>151508602Wins are wins. This isn't college ball.
>>151508602Eagles
UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!
>>151508632>Dolphins and Jets are unironically worse than the PanthersI'm aware, but it's the Panthers. Every win is a good win.
Mahomes vs Lions:22/30, 257 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 132.2 Passer Rating"Baker Mayfield" vs the Lions:28/50, 228 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 66.1 Passer Rating
new>>151508728>>151508728>>151508728
>>151508265>The Panthers could win the NFC South >Mfw we won't get a kino Vikes Buccs NFC championship between Baker and JJ
>evans broke his clavicleIt's over lmao
What the FUCK happened to CJ Stroud
Lionsbros, how we feeling about Alim McNeils return?
Mike Evans, broken collarbone and concussion. Might be a career ender for the vet, tho I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back.
>>151508770He remembered he's an Ohio State quarterback.
>>151508770nothing happenedhe was never good
>>151508770Not really his fault that receiver dropped it
>>151508770>What the FUCK happened to CJ StroudSame thing that happened to Bo Nix and Jayden.They got TAPED and GAPED.
>Mahomes vs Lions:>>22/30, 257 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 132.2 Passer Rating>>"Baker Mayfield" vs the Lions:>>28/50, 228 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT, 66.1 Passer Rating
>>151508756I don't get what Vikings fans see in JJ, he sucks. Wintz is unironically better.
>>151508789Fucking huge. A DT that can get pass rush from the interior is the most underrated position.
>Another year of Detoliet fans being chirpy when they are just going to choke in the playoffs again
Cory Chase's sluttiness is honestly impressive
>>151508046Read up on the details of deflategate if you haven't already. Complete and total witch hunt. Meanwhile Peyton Manning was caught taking PEDs and the league swept it under the rug, not a fucking peep.
Why are we acting like the sky is falling? I was unaware that week 7 of the NFL is a do or die playoff game. Guess the season is over then because we lost one game in October.
bakey make ya se-ACK
This is Mike Evan's first serious injury in his career. It's usually just pulls and shit
>>151508846Considering KOC has rehabilitated like 3 star QBs careers I'm gonna trust the process chief. Its literally too soon to tell.
>>151508907Did a great Jake Plummer impression tho, Baker still slippery af
>>151508903>crush mid to low tier teams>struggle against good teamsGee man I dunno
>>151508856Only the 49ers game was a choke. The Commanders loss was just a shitty injured defense getting lit up.
>>151508903Everyone overreacts after every single game. Especially shitposters.
>>151508903First game where Baker looked like utter dogshit with no answers in a season where he could have competed for MVP. >>151508951>good teamthat got rolled by the Chiefs and has no CBs.
>>151508903Got to win these games against good teams to prove you're a true contender. Buccs are FRAUDS.
>>151508903one game in october means no home field advantage which means you are getting your bootyhole filled with lions or packers cum in january
Baker Mayfield with a chance to lead the MVP race
>>151501535>I legit do not fucking bother with any game that isn't my teamsame, and I hardly even bother with those pieces of shit.
>>151508951>>151508986We won back-to-back games against 5-2 teams before this. Sure would have been nice to go 3 for 3 but I'll take 2/3 all day.
“Dad, tell me about the first 6 games of 2025 Baker Mayfield”
Somehow the Packers are still ahead of the Lions in the standings, but losing to the Browns, tieing the Cowboys, and barely beating the Cardinals due to poor time managment doesn't seem very impressive to me.
>>151508990>packersBe serious please.
>>151508903Well if Wions fall in the offs we need Bakey or Staffy to hoist the Owl. Everyone else can eat shit desu.
>>151508903shut the fuck up, you faggots were beyond cocky all week hyping up Shakey and calling him the MVP, now that he got exposed on primetime television you go actually we were never gonna win we're so banged up and shakey had no weapons!!!
My favorite moment tonight was Baker Mayfield going off on the refs like they the ones making him miss open receivers all night
All this tardy seethe but /nfl/ hasn't thanked teBo Nix recently for yoinking the spotlight away from Kansas City this week.
>>151508881Kek he was never "caught" retard. The league knew the entire time because he was prescribed a steroid to heal his neck after surgery, to speed up his therapy and recovery. Those PEDs, as you say, only helped his neck heal, retard. Do you think it gave him Barry Bonds on steroids strength? Kek
>>151509075they're massively overrated because of the Parsons trade.
Baker Mayfield went 0-7 on throws of 20 or more yards tonight. Just a reminder that a similar performance from Brock Purdy would eliminate him not only from MVP consideration but also from "good QB" consideration. just calling out the draftism
>>151509126Shakey was looking for that yellow laundry all fucking night throwing his arms up the air like a diva after every play. He even acted like a total bitch when the field goal doinked in, like somehow his short ass eyes had a different angle of it where he thought it missed.
Apologize to Bo NixApologize to Daniel JonesAndApologize to Drake MayeCome on. Tap. Tap.
>>151509126I like when he flipped out at the doink because he thought that meant the kick wasn't good even though it went through the uprights. Mental and actual midget.
>>151509240Bo Nix sucks though, Walmart is just paying the refs to compensate for their shit team.
LOL
>Queefs “fans” were the majority posts in the Bucs v Lions game thread not denying they get refball, but on the contrary saying that the Lions get it tooI get the same feeling reading JDIF shills saying “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GENOCIDE OVER THERE”
We're onto New Orleans
>>151509264You can do a better apology than that son
Serious question. At what point does the league step in and admit that their player saftey policies are causing more harm than good and starting with the bare minimum of mandating every team has real grass and dirt. Injuries seem worse than ever post covid.
>>151509240>Apologize to Drake Mayewhy? i've been rooting for him since he got drafted
>>151509335If you really wanted to protect players remove helmets entirely
>>151509075>>151509196>youngest team in the league>best record in NFC>beat last year's number 1 seed 27-13Keep sleeping
new in a few>>151509361>>151509361>>151509361
>>151509293I'm sorry but did the chiefs play the lions this week? As a Chiefs fan I like to keep the discussion going and this week I'm doing it by seething at Bo Nix. Fuck that motherfucking Tebow ass
>>151509317Should be a easy win but we need Chris Godwin back after the bye and he needs to be back to his old self or this season is doomed. I don't have high hopes though I get the feeling he's washed.
>>151501212This, the only funny cat is the FOOMBLE cat.
>>151509391Just need Baker to have a normal game where he is throwing catchable balls. We win tonight if the pass to Tez connects in the end zone and the pass that was deflected in the end zone is 1 foot higher. I still believe
>>151509373>lose to the Brownseverything you just said is negated
>>151509172Okay, here are my sources. Where's yours?>https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/14441114/documentary-links-peyton-manning-other-pro-athletes-use-peds>https://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2018/06/11/peyton-manning-lawyers-say-hgh-sent-home-wife-ashley/691723002/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=false&gca-epti=z110803u111803e000200v110803&gca-ft=228&gca-ds=sophi"Uhmmmm well uhhhh you see the HGH that obviously made my skull triple in size... that was actually for my wife xD xD"
>>151509554>we win tonight if the whole game went differently and Baker didnt suck ass
>>151509757No we win if two plays went differently. Learn to read dipshit and fuck off back to pleddit with your faggot meme
>>151507538>when the chargers got uppity they immediately locked them down againThe only time they finally stopped them it went like thisFirst down - dropped passSecond down - OL completely whiffs on block, sackThird down- penaltyFourth down - 27 yards to goThat was pure Chorgering, not the Colts doing anything
>>151507800Better than late career BB if you take BBs terrible GMing into account
