Please join me in watching the Houston Texans take on the Seattle Seahawks. Why do they schedule games at this time of night? Don't they know it'll be 3 am where the Texies OP lives? Anyway, Texans coming off a comfy bye after murdering Baltimore on live TV. Seahawks coming off knocking down the Jaggies for us (thanks!). I will probably be asleep shortly after kickoff. Pile on in.
>>151505004Texans finna boutta get bootyblasted
>>151505035Nah Houston is finally hitting their stride after shitting the bed at Mach speed
>refs openly rigging for the lionsFuck this game I hate Detroit
you hade me at hennessy sickenhoawks
Gibbs is fucking raping me in fantasy Nico Collins is my only hope
lets hselp these ngayer retards win a football team!!!!!!
I think we'll get a defensive chess match (AKA semen slurp) tonight but Seattle will come out on topThe difference will be the players under center for each teamSam Darnold is the kind of guy who you want in charge of your offense. He's smart, calm and cool under pressure, plus he's got a cannon for an arm. He can pick apart a defense like nothing and he just plays the game the right waycj stroud on the other hand is nothing but a dumb, violent, and impulsive THUG who's criminal instincts learned from years of running away from the police as a child make him twitchy, unpredictable, and a liability at his position for his team.I'm taking the Sneedhawks, 19-12
>9pm game at SeattleJust like my Astros
Good evening TexiebrosThis is such a late fucking game man
>10PM>ahh finally time for MNF kino>*sips*
None of the stream sites have it onThey're leaving the east coast slop on for another 30 mins!\
>>151507029If you live in either of the metro areas they are showing it on local TV. It's on CBS11 here in Houston
My Texies D forcing the 3 and out :)
>>151507198>watching nfl on tvnigga livin in hitler times
Fuck that other game my bucs were getting screwed
S C H U L T Z
Good snag Dalton
>>151505004>Why do they schedule games at this time of nightBecause you spics aren't who brings in the ad money. It's 8pm here, perfect time for a 3 hour night cap
>>151505004This is crazy late for an nfl game to start. Usually only two college teams on the west coast will have start times this late
I need nico collins to go off on fantasy. what are the chances he scores 30 points bros?
>>151507308About three fiddy
>>151507294It's standard PAC-12 game timeHawaii kicks off at midnight lmfao
I ate however much chili you make when you use 2 cans of beans and 2.5lbs of meat yesterday and my farts today have been crazy. It's like I can feel them squeezing from deep within my abdomen, so satisfying...I may need to do this once a month. It's like when you pull on a booger and it pulls it from all the way up in your brain
TEXANS SUCK DICK
>>151507294comfy time desu
where he goin
>clear safety>not givenlmao
CJ you can’t fucking do this shit again man
>>151507329my nigga
THATS A SAFETY RETARDS THERES NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT
SSSSAAAAFFFFEEETTTTYYYYY
Definitely not a safety you northwest bitches
>>151505004WHY ARE ALL THE STREAMS LISTING THE SEAHAWKS GAME SHOWING THE LIONS GAME
>NO, YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE THIS CALL WE NEED IT TO BE A "COMPETITIVE" GAME
Lions-Bucs game just ended, how's this one been?
>>151507402
Bakey just choked the game away, what is going on with these two trash teams
Hey texansbuds. I'm gonna fall asleep halfway through this.
>>151507426refs are in midseason form
Why does Stroud always look worried and confused? The dude seems like he's going to cry because he's lost out there
alright I'm mid poker tourney and the stream keeps shitting out and its a pain in the ass to reset. Whats the best iptv provider or are they all the same?
>>151507426Great showing by the boys
>lots of retards not understanding what forward progress means for field position as a ruleit’s not a safety just because (You) think so anon
>>151507444>texansbuds>I'm gonna fall asleep halfway through thisno
>>151507444I'm gonna fight sleep as much as I can
Of fucking course the (((NFL))) and (((espn))) can't even have a back-to-back broadcast on the same network. Fucking stupid cocksuckers.
who is announcing the texfags v shithawks
The only bad part of ass raping this division for the better part of 25 years is that I don't even really consider any other team in it a riival
>>151507435Hate to ask but do you got a link?I swear I can't find a stream of the other game for the life of me
>>151507546The shit team
>>151507560yandex streameast retard-kun
>>151507551I wish my team could ass rape the division for years
>>151507551Indianapolis doesn't belong in the south.
Forward progress is whatever the fuck I want it to be
Damn really hoped beating up on a couple shit teams would give the offense some confidence. Guess not. Stroud sucks.
>>151507609I'd much rather be in the east. Pats, Dolphins and Bills were actual rivals.
>Fuck 2 we're taking 7Based Sneedhawks desu
>>151507560see picrel>>151507600>yandexkek that always has links. based russians
This is the ideal franchise. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>151507650>NY Jets in the AFCSKek.
Why does Chris Fowler look like Jeffrey Epstein
>Last double header of the season
>>151507551but then when the Colts face a good team..
>>151507600Cheers
>>151507747>Last double header of the season
Ah, the Texans made sure to use the bye week to get rest up and get back to preseason form. Good job, coaches.
Imagine crying like a seething faggot because some game started at 7:00pm local time
>>151507718Fat fuck
>>151507727I just want him to say "Go for DOS!" at some point during the game
my bears ;)
>>151507827He's not fat, he's big bo-....
>>151507778The game where we score 34 and win by 10 if our designated retard doesn't take two TDs off the board? that game?
>>151507844Cut your hair, faggot.
>>151507812you sound like a faggot
>>151507871You both do, honestly.
>>151507871Nah, that's you faggot. Cry more.
Streaming MNF for anons + VC opendiscord.gg/cleanitupjanny
Klint Kubiak has done a fantastic job as OC huhProbably gonna be a HC real soon
>>151507885>>151507889typical faggot responses
>>151507913Holy shit
>>151507827Damn it all ;_;
>type of systemah yes, competent coaching
>>151507942indeed. Faggot.
I have to poop but I'm afraid of exposing myself around these Texans
Texans are ass bro
I can't tell if Sam Darnold is a redhead, blond, or has brown hair.
>>151507976he’s a shabbos goyim, one of the best too
>>151507970the Texans shit all over the field every Sunday you're in good company
>>151507970>>151507974Funny sequence, lol
Okay I've heard this "clicking through his progressions with Ben McAdoo" like 12 times today, we get it
>>151507976Orange hair slowly browns as time passes. Eventually becomes grey, and then white. Probably was born ginger.
Peter Shrager fucking sucks
I want to have sex with men.
Well, this is disappointing to come out this flat after a bye week
Get Peter schregger out my tv. This nigga sucks n he raciss af
>>151508056Based retard
>>151508090Um Texans thread not Cowboys thread
>>151508127Steers and queers, bud.
>>151508120>Peter schregger>racissbased Peter I had no idea
My gf just told me she's a Seahawks fan. This is a Texans household. What the fuck do I do
I hope the reffies get more involved in the game
>>151508113being a texans fan you should have figured
>>151508156First, stop pretending you have a girlfriend. No one believes you.
>>151508009Why do poltards genuinely think everyone around them wants to listen to their retarded and morally inferior takes?
>>151508181Yeah true
>>151507958>emotional eatingPathetic.
I swear the xhehawks give KWIII the most retarded plays so he loses yards and they can justify replacing him with faggonnett.
KEKKKKKKKKKK KWAB
What a pussy ass flag
>>151508200They let the groups they hate run their every thought. It's sad, desu.
REFBALL
dammit reffieswe don't need your help to lose
>>151508180ALL REFFIES ARE BASTARDS
based chest burster
What a dumbass
>>151508242Now you know how the rest of us feel.
>>151508200>morally inferior takesyou people are just living in delusion/denial. It will end some day and if you are lucky you won't have screwed things up to the point where you are being raped and pillaged without consequence or killed by commies
this fucking thug aziz needs a week suspension
>Aziz does some thug shit againyou stupid fucking retard
Do that shit in bounds, retard
Shaair is such a dirty piece of shit player
>another dirty hit by the dirty muzzieWhy is this sand-n____ still in the league?
>>151508180Right on cue
If course it had to be Zero
Semen Slurping Sport
BASED FUCK THE REFS DUNK THAT SHIT
JSN got some fucking hops
>>151508274lol, nigga u gay.
BASED NIBBA JIGGA
COASTAL
>>151508200similar to the way black americans say that every thing wrong with them and their society is caused by whites, poltards do with Jews and asians
YEEEAHHHHH THAT'S OUR NGUBU SCAR MORE FAKKIN TUDDIES
I think what Riddick was trying to say was>You have to find a way to stop acting like a nigger
SOULDUNK THE UPRIGHT
at least the mariners are eternally losers
>People still dunk on the goalposts
This era of football is PUSSY and GAY
Sam Darnold is fucking elite bros
>>151508286>retardthis isn't reddit. You can call him a fucking nigger.
This game is going to be worse slurpy slop than falcons niners isn't it?
that reffie was admiring his flag toss over the goalpost
SMITH MY NIGGA
>THROW THE FLAG. THROW THE FLAAAAGGGg
>>151508332So... /pol/tards are the blacks of white culture. Interesting.
REFS need to be TEABAGGED every play
>>151508360God I wish I had a pussy between my legs. Life would be so easy.
>Fuck the 15. This is going to be a blowout.Based
NFL refs really are the softest pieces of shit in America. durrr I threw dah yellow kleenex again at you!!!!! that means I have da powwwahhhh!
>>151508368I’m calling him a retard because he did something retarded
Al-Shaair is such a dirty player, but shout out my Njigba :)
>>151508090At least you have Lamb back
>>151508411Let me tell you about first base umpires...
that would not have been a flag on al shaair if he was tackling a running back. he was finishing a clean tackle, it was too late to disentagle himself and back off. treating qbs as special snowflakes when they are in the pocket is already kinda soft, but it becomes completely retarded when they keep that special treatment after becoming a runner
>>151508411He was so proud of his throw toofaggot was watching it fly through the air
>>151507844are your the cubs fan in /MLB/?
This nigga STYLEN' on 'em
Can someone tell me how the Texans only have 5 total yards with five and a half minutes of possession and only one sack and one penalty allowed? How is that even possible? I just started watching the game.
>>151508442still he should know better than to dare finish a tackle in this era of pussy-ball
>>151508467TFL
>>151508467they're a bad team
This game is gonna make me troon out, I swear.
>>151507331>Beans in chiliNot a Texans fan confirmed
>>151508360>Female gooner vidSource. Now.
>>151508332>and asians/pol/ does not harbor a similar hatred for asians or even negroes as they do for jews. There's a reason for this but you may be too stupid to recognize patterns
Houston is Houstoning again
>>151508500>No beans in chiliRetard confirmed.
OHHH WHAT THE FUCK I LOOKED AWAY FOR LIKE 10 MIN OR SO AND THE BLUE JAYS ARE UP NOW? LET'S GO BIG DUMPER
It's over>BREAKING: Buccaneers star WR Mike Evans suffered a broken collarbone and is expected to miss the remainder of the season
>mlb series game has maybe 1/5 of the seats filledKWAB
>>151508495How do you have the ball for five and half minutes with only five yards though? Even three bad runs plays in a row and burning the playclock that still doesn't add up.
>>151508405Yeah, but you wouldn’t have a man’s brain. You’d be all half sentient and miserable all of the time.
>>151508568Incomplete passes and TFL. Are you dumb?
>>151508547I want to kiss you
Why are they showing this Orlando bullshit?
>>151508576I have a man's brain and you described me to a tee.
how many black dicks has Katie George taken
>>151508543Well at least he won't lay there like he's dead two or three times a game anymore this year
>>151508520>>No beans in chili>Retard confirmed.No beans is way better (I'm not a spic)
>>151508626Fewer than your mom, but more than your dad (but not by much)
>>151508601Incomplete passes stop the clock and tackles for loss are the same as bad runs
>>151508641It is not.
JESUS FUCKING CHRISTThis team sucks.
You cant drop that
Coleridge Bernard can't win with these cats
>>151508621server 2 kiwi-kun
CJ can't win with these cats...
yep
Nico god fucking damn it
>>151508506abby winters ellie b
>>151508626too many
>>151508673>It is not.Again, Juan. I'm not a spic so I don't want that bland mushy shit dulling the flavor of my beef, peppers, and onions
He was over the LoS anyways
>>151508670... and a tackle for loss is NEGATIVE yardage.
Texans are doodoo
>>151508724>bland mushyHave you tried being better at cooking?
>>151508724I'm whiter than you, and that's your loss. The added texture makes it chili. It's just fancy tomato sauce otherwise.
>>151508727Nah, his foot was still behind.
>>151508379gotta appreciate a good reffie flag toss
What the fuck, is anyone else getting commercials in spanish?
>>151508675Let’s not say that.
>>151508762>Have you tried being better at cooking?have you ever had beans? Literally, they are bland and mushy and if you say different its your mexican genes. Sure you can spice them up or add sauce, but when you bite into it, bland ass bean is still in the center. And yes, despite what you say, they are mushy (i guess unless you don't cook them?)
>>151508785No, not watching from Texas
This game sucks.
pizza is in the oven!
>>151508785>listening to the audio of an ESPN gameISHYGDDT
>>151508625Lurk more, woman
So are the Ravens just that bad?
>>151508785>What the fuck, is anyone else getting commercials in spanish?It's to prep you for the dirty spic half time show
so... are there actually Texan fans? I always assumed they were like the Washington Generals.
>>151508862>the oven is an ambush predator
>>151508807Too late. I already said it.
>>151508893Not outside of Houston. Big city tho
Wanna make a grilled cheese but microwave is broked, what do /sp/?
>>151508874That makes no sense.
>>151508853Yeah, I'm going to watch an ace attorney playthrough
>>151508893>are there actually Texan fansLmao, no.
>>151508842The beans I have aren't mushy at all. You ever get beans at a restaurant? They aren't mushyI mean, maybe you're right and you're genetically unable to enjoy beansOr maybe you're just a bad cook
>>151508930>Wanna make a grilled cheese but microwave is broked, what do /sp/?Just use a torch and make mini grilled cheeses so you can get some meltiness without burning the outside to a crisp
>>151508924Tattletale prayer inbound >-<
>>151508930No.
>>151508930maybe grill it
>Ben McAdooHe's back in the league?
>>151508966How the fuck is he gonna melt the cheese with a flashlight? Terrible advice.
>>151508956Imagine being too dumb to enjoy beans. LOL The wonders of Texas never cease.
>>151508930Try a frying pan
>>151508893I'm a Texans fans.
I wish these teams could complete a throw
I'm a homosexual.
>>151509029Is that plural because you have to buy two seats to fit your girth?
>Wicked 2 coming soonBig day for homosexuals
>>151508932Go buy a tampon or something
>>151509058Same. Darnold is not that cute
>>151509062Yes.
>>151509081I don't think you understood what I was saying.
>>151509058Is this true?>>151509071
why am I staying up for this
Why aren't there as many girls posted on MNF?
How the fuck does someone from Scotland pick the Texans as their team?
>>151509058I would delete lilac trees. Nasty, odoriferous things...
>>151508956>They aren't mushyDescribe them to me then? they are literally soft and when you bite them the softer insides explode out. >>151508956>maybe you're right and you're genetically unable to enjoy beansI think more accurately put it would say that you are genetically predisposed to love beansIf it makes you feel better I don't just despise beaners for filling everything up with beans, I also despise the rice asians put everything on. For me, just put the mongolian beef in a bowl and I'll eat that hold the rice.Qdoba? Keep your rice AND beans. I'll have the meat, veggies, and cheese.Hell I'm about a third irish and you can keep your potatoes too unless they are loaded mashed or baked.
>>151509137Alcohol
>>151509129>xircucks v houston this is an lgbt thread, anon
>>151509129Work night after a work day
>>151509058The Philadelphia Eagles
>>151509058
at least i can turn this game off early
>>151509000>How the fuck is he gonna melt the cheese with a flashlight? Terrible advice.>he doesn't know
What a save
>>151509154HOLD UP. You don't even put your beanless chili on rice when you serve it? You're just all kinds of retard.
Clear fumbleYou can't refball your way out of 2 safeties, toxins
lmao wtf
wow. this is gonna be as bad a game as it can be
>>151509210Safety
scorigami time!
wtf is going on
>>151509204If he has one of those, but not a working microwave, he's got bigger problems than his next meal.
CJ Stroud looks so afraid and confused
Dammit CJ, you really wanted to give away a safety tonight.
mina
>>151509129Here you go
>>151509154>Describe them to me then?The beans I have are creamy>I don't just despise beaners for filling everything up with beansDo you despise the British and Italians too? They love beans. Everyone loves beans, they're delicious... IF you cook them right
Texanbros...what happened? It cant just be the oline can it?
>jasg fraud exposure has arrived>toxins' rumored resurgence was greatly exaggerated>tits... lmaoGive us the division now and maybe we'll show you mercy
>>151505004these game suck
>>151509263Stupid shoes. Cover your feet, cunt.
>>151509279Stroud sucks
Fuck the Texans and their dumb Scottish fan
im a fucking loser w no friends i need to just dieGenuinely is there anyone who will be my friend. Im so severely anxious and depressed now. Theres genuinely no reason to live anymore because im so unhappy with my life. No one to call, talk to, etc. Nothing to look foward to. I just want one freaking friend.I want to go to a pumpkin patch or apple tree farm and take cute pictures tomorrow but i genuinely have no friends like a pathetic loser so i will just cry instead. This is affecting me so much to the point where im dreaming of passive suicide.Even my coworker could tell im a loser. They came up to me the other day and said i need to go out more. :(For context i am a 21 yr old female.Go Hawks
>>151509314>For context i am a 21 yr old female.tits or gtfo
>>151509204Bought one of these a few years back, stupid purchase but it gets some use
>>151509290please snap that damn losing streak at jacksonville this year, >we need the jags draft pick to be as high as possible
>>151509274>The beans I have are creamy>A solid food>CreamyCreamy is another way to say mushy >>151509274>Do you despise the BritishThe bri'ish and their beans and toast can go to hell that's disgusting tooI don't know shit about what italians put beans in. I do know that I'm not a pasta guy either but I love italian sauces. So I just put those (and french sauces) on my meat and veggies
>>151509314Just go by yourself.
>>151509223Lmao what in the fuck
>seachickens own player ruins a touchdown/safetyHA, at least that happened.
>>151509223Heh
>>151505004twin games, huh?
I bet the refs enjoy those plays I'm happy for them :)
>>151509372Oh. So you're just a picky eater who has three things he can tolerate? Get fucked.
that entire sequence was amazing
refkino
what happened? why did they overturn the safety?
BLUE JAYS GOING TO THE SHOW BAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEE
>memeiners still haven't made the world seriesOnly fucking loser team ever to be such a loser.
Refs are fucking insane this season. Who can stop them?
.... how?
WOWI'm speechless
>>151509298>>151509263mina toes
>>151509298>Cover your feet, cunt.holy shit that's the only time I've ever seen that sentence written on 4chinz
>>151509444the fumbled ball counted as a touchback
>>151509372>Creamy is another way to say mushyKek you're a complete tastelet if you think these two are synonymous.
How in the fuck is that not a safety again?
>2 of the clearest safeties I've ever seen overturned in the same gameRigged/scriptchads... I kneel
>>151509271Anon please I need the source
>>151509314A woman and a 4channer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka ~masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
>>151509468Illegal shift they said
>>151509444because the defense fumbled it back it would have been a touchback so seahawks just took the penalty instead
>>151509424>Oh. So you're just a picky eater who has three things he can tolerate? Get fucked.You can't decipher creamy from mushy, can you? no need to get mad
>>151509492That's because we live in a broken world, full of broken men.
>>151509457Me by changing the fucking channel I'd rather watch pro wrasslin' or roller derby At least they're upfront about being bullshit
Upon further review
>>151509514He doesn't eat rice, pasta or beans. Tastelet confirmed. >>151509551
>>151509572>You can't decipher creamy from mushy, can you?>>151509372>Creamy is another way to say mushy
>3rd and long>screen passThis fucking team is so predictable
>3rd and long>screenkek
>>151509451Don’t worry LA is gonna knock the maple syrup out of you faggots in a 4 game sweepCaptcha: Trvt2
>>151509599After a second look
>>151509607>He doesn't eat rice, pasta or beans. Tastelet confirmedhow poor are you
>>151509551Since when can they call penalties on a review? >>151509607Derp. Didn't mean to link in that one.
>>151509621I will never ever understand this
>>151509632>wanting LA to winkys
>>151509572Milk isn't mushy, lol
>MLB postseason kino over >Switch over >Black QB*Click*
>>151509652>giving a shit either waykys
>>151509314https://www.reddit.com/r/femcelgrippysock <<is that way
>>151509641Very. What does that have to do with anything? You think the emperor doesn't eat rice? lol
>>151509646A deep pass is what they're expecting
>>151509668>Milk isn't mushy, lolmilk isn't a solid food that is creamy
>>151509652Fuck LA but leafs are an entire country of even more annoying Californians, so I would still rather America win.
>>151509646Field position is more important.
Mike McDaniel sighting kek is there any team that twink fucking mutt wasn't a part of?
MIKE MCDANIEL MENTIONED
>>151509720>He doesn't know about cheese
>Mike McDaniel was on the Houston staffHuh.
>>151509641Nigga alfredo pasta is the shit
>>151509745>>151509756literally who?
>>151509773>alfredo sauceToo mushy
>>151509773>alfredoalfredo is the shit, when you dump it on a steak or chicken thigh with mushrooms and onions
Going to the World Series isn't for everyone, Seattle
I don't watch Houston unless it's a national game like this, have they been this uncoordinated and shit this whole year?
>>151509779Uhhhh the head coach of the Miami Dolphins?
>>151509779The head coach of the Mariners.
>>151509779Make-A-Wish kid they are pretending to let run the lolphins right now
>>151509745>anon looks back through old photos of him with his youth baseball teams>Mike McDaniel is in all of them due to some Shining/Lost fuckery
>>151509817And then put all that on some linguini.
>>151509819>but... but... they CHEATED!
>>151509820Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
LMAO what a retarded attemp
>>151509828Not as rare as you might think.
>Cooper CuckHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Houston bros wwaBased Springer shitting on XeattleNow let's see if these Toxin fucks can do something against the other Xeattle team
Reminder that a gigga nigga multi millionaire QB had to rape Vietnamese masseuss to get his rocks off jajajaja
>Cooper Cuck
MEME GAME
Do the Seabirds think they're so far ahead that they can't be stopped? Stupid play
>it's darnoldin' time
Lol Koop
nice trick play
>>151509797I will get you>>151509817I like the Olive Garden alfredo sauce. Usually go for the crispy chicken alfredo.
Ok then we take those
Do they count wide receivers interceptions?
darnold dick-suckers just got saved by Kupp there
Got a lil too cute
lmao?
PEEEEEEEEEEEK
AIR FUMBLE
??????LMAO
What a terrible cover of Bad Company
>>151509526I don't have it. I'm sorry
>>151509848>And then put all that on some linguini.Listen its not that I HATE beans pasta and rice. I would be fine with like 5 long linguini or lomein noodles mixed in. Or a little fried rice on the side. I've ordered the pintos&cheese at taco bell before like 2 times. I just 100 times out of 100 would rather have everything else on the plate than the beans, rice, or noodles.
>mediocre white boi QBs
My stream shat the bed, what was the meme play?
>>151509933That cat is fucking adorable
>>151509919yes kupp will have an INT stat as well as an attempt
>lost fantasy points because of a retarded meme playI need to kill myself.
>pooper cuck
>bad company>til the day I dieeee
>>151509966too retarded to even put into words
>>151509959>anon struggles with the textures of certain foods
>>151509137Scotland has highlander cows and the Texans have a cow on their helmet.
>>151509964and there it is..
>get the ball back>sideways passfucking clowns, that play doesn't work ever
>>151509979>have darnold starting>opponent started kuppkek, not me.
>>151509779the coach of the only nfl team who hasn't won a playoff game this millennium
>>151509337Based pit enjoyer
Caley should consider suicide
>19 yards on 17 playsshamefur dispray
>black QB has one good season and then gets exposed>white QB looks like a bust, gets traded to a competently run organization, instantly becomes eliteIsn't it a bit strange how often these things happen?
I really wish they'd stop promoting basketball games. I'm not going to watch.
>>151509964We all know the difference between white and black QBs, but I wonder about the other races. Asian? Latino? Indian? I wonder how they would be
>>151510063>tradedretard. when are you going to get it through your fucking head that he wasn't traded?
Are the Toxins dropping a stinky
>>151510076Chill out
is witherspoon or love playing?
Stroud is not our guy. We need a white QB
>>151510098No. Fuck you. kys
>>151510006>>anon struggles with the textures of certain foodslol honestly I don't think its a texture thing. I just think they are bland and disgusting. Ideal meal for me is a 20 oz ribeye with mushrooms and onions, and asparagus or brussels sprouts as a side. I also love chicken thighs. I usually just cook more of the meat though and never a side. I can also eat pounds of cheese a day and it doesn't have any negative effects.
My reffies really helping my Texies :l
>>151510111black coaches don't want black players
>>151510111Flacco?
>>151510063>mutt QB lands on a pretty good team, dominates the NFL ever sinceExplain this.
so much spaghetti in both games we even got dual convoluted ref reviews
CJ getting blown out again would look really bad, i get why the NFL are doing this
>>151510149That mutt constantly played with 12
>xehawks 14, reffies 6, toxins 0
>(((espn))) trying to give the toxing the MUHHHHH O-LINE IS INJUREDDDDDDDD N SHEEEEEEEEEEIT cope that queefs fans use every seasonkek
>>151510064Me either but all sports has just been turned into another thing for people to fuel their newfound sports gambling addictions on. It could literally be women’s golf and fuckers would be amping it.
Lmao the Seacucks really fucked themselves with that cute play. Now The Texans have momentum.
>>151510127they've engaged the life support package
>>151509959It's okay. Your tastes will naturally develop sometime after puberty.
My Texies' O looks like a really good high school team
Personally I think the Seahawks should get rid of Darnold. Maybe swap him for some rookie or even the great Carson Wentz
You gotta catch those chubby...
>>151510164>That mutt constantly played with 12also andy reid
>>151509973PLEASE DELETE THIS PICTURE OF NAKED ANDY RIED
Sorry about the gas fellas, orange chicken doesn't usually make me this gassy
>>151510185what game are you watching
Lmao
Every time I look up Stroud is falling on his face like a retard or foombling
COME ON TEXANSCAUSE SOME SUICIDES IN SEATTLE
STOOMBLE
>>151510188I'm 35 and you need to listen to me when I tell you you are wrong. Beans rice and pasta are what they use to fill the bellies of poors
>>151510194>seething about the Kangz during MNFkwapacktard. Rent. Free.
SLIPPY G
>>151510063new york qbs are forged in suffering imagine what eli would've done if he got to go todenver instead of peyton
Stroud is shit another OSU bust. Its like it took fields and him a few years to reveal they're total dog shit like every QB that came out of WR university.
>>151510121If the beans are marinated in FUCKING CHILI then they shouldn't be bland. It's clearly an autism texture thing.
>>151510241They spent the entire Lions /Bucs gamethread seething too, they just can't help themselves.
>CJ Stroud
>>151510240>Beans rice and pasta are what they use to fill the bellies of poorswhich is fine btw. Just when you get older and get some jangle in the pocket, you will agree with me
>CJ gave up on that stumble right away
>>151510121>Ideal meal for me is a 20 oz ribeye with mushrooms and onionsDamn bro, that's an alpha meal. So based
>>151510063>black QB gets 5 years of mediocrity before people start to doubt him>white QB gets a season and a half with the worst teams in the league and is declared the worst QB in history
how much money did the toxins waste by cutting and then signing, again, the asian kicker?
>>151510194Used to not really give a fuck about the Vikings but now I really hate them after they defended shitcanning Darnold for fucking shitter McCarthy and getting to know this annoying fat "bisexual" ugly woman that's a huge redditor and Vikings fan
>>151510240Whoops. I'm 34 and I've known the very wealthy and the very poor. EVERYONE eats those foods.
>>151510267Replace lebron in that image with james harden
>>151510301Again...seething this much about some football team he has no control over. kek
>>151510263>If the beans are marinated in FUCKING CHILI then they shouldn't be blandnah they still have the cardboard taste to go along with the chili. I'd rather have an extra chunk of meat over 3 -5 beans filling the space. The beans add nothing and are nothing of themselves. Meat is delicious, and adds flavor to the rest of it rather than just absorbing it. You do you
>>151510296I remember when people were glazing Fields while declaring Mac the worst thing to ever happen to football at a time when Mac literally had better career stats
>>151510298Falcons have the asian kicker
they play this Josh Allen sofi commericial literally every single break
>*eyes start filling with tears*>*wipes them away as it's never been more over*>*takes deep breath*>*takes off mariners cap*>*puts on seahawks cap*LET'S FUCKING GO!
>>151510194>webmThat's the moment I knew he was a bust
God fucking damn every stream I usually use keeps shitting the bed. FUCK
>>151510202
>>151510267This is more damning of the Eastern Conference than anything else. It's been trash for the entirety of this century.
>>151510289It's so sad that that's clearly what he's trying to show, but at the same time he's too picky to eat a bean, lol. Like a toddler
>>151510267Does this faggot still.play?I haven't watched flophoop in a decade
>>151510342crackstream is good but looks like 360p bitrate
ive seen enough, sign mcdaniel once he gets booted from the dolphins
>>151510328yeah, i realized that after i hit post. oops.
>>151510325Your tongue is broken, I think
>one shot at life>named yung ho and drafted as kicker in NFL
>11:23 PM>game not even halfway overon pace to be the first ever football game on at 1 AM.even 2 AM perhaps.
If your diet isn't mainly beans/legumes, rice and vegetables then you are a fat fuck and will have health problems as you age
>>1515103401993. Also, he lead a comeback after that clip you stupid fucking canuck. Keep showing all of us how little about ball you know. Faggot ass sconnie wannabe.
Hilarious how hard it is to get banned from /pol/ but how easy it is to get banned from spee and that is a site wide ban lmao sorry kikes I simply will never self censor
>>151510301>shitcanning Darnold for fucking shitter McCarthyThat's not even that bad. Sure you don't want to pay $40M for a QB when you drafted your "future" QB. THE FUCKING FAGGOT RETARDS WOULDN'T PAY RODGERS $10M (SAME PRICE AS DARNOLD LAST YEAR BTW) TO JOIN A WIN NOW TEAM AND BENCH A FEW GAMES IN IF HE WAS TERRIBLE BECAUSE IN FUCKING JJ WE TRUST EVEN THOUGH HE IS DOG SHIT
Hopefully we have a Broncosesque comeback tonight Texiebros.
>>151510400it's only 10:24 anon
Beanless chili is good if you haven't tried it.
Is it classy to eat hamburger helper if I pair it with some wine?
>>151510400West coast chads on top
>>151510400that's when Hawaii games kick off you casual
>>151510414>this much seethe about the team across the St. Croixkek. sheep-shagger is BOILIN' tonight. Too many ol' mills for that faggot.
>>151510410/sp/ mods have been a meme since the >my face when debacle
>>151510410/sp/ is one if those boards that's clearly run by redditors. Absolutely shameful.
You cant hide in here mariners trannies
>>151510400been a rumor for years that NFL wants to do “red eye” games (1 AM start time) to maximize international and travel viewership. theyre testing the waters for tuesday night redeye (3AM games)
just jerked it to some fat chicks
>>151510396>>named yung ho and drafted as kicker in NFLI like the cut of your jib. For years before I saw his name in writing I thought it was>Yung Waiku
>>151510400>not living in centralngmi
>>151510339eh, when you have a team that has 100m more in salary and another with 200m more its not hard not care
>>151510425good owl bowl of just meat in it's sauce is good, but even still I prefer some nice dark red kidney beans in there
>>151510453>boreballHave fun watching LA win next week
>>151510425I have, and I regret it.
>>151510450>report anti-white racism whenever I see it, posts are never removed>make an on-topic joke about Coach Primate during a Colorado game>3-day timeout
>>151510428I don't like wine, it tastes like someone pissed in grape juice.
>>151510410/sp/ is the most left wing board on all of 4chan. formerly was /qa/.
>>151510408>Last in the NorthCan't hear you from up here
>>151510400Bitch it is currently 9:27
>>151510428What kind?
>>151510453shit sport with no salary cap
>>151510465Central is flyover shit unless you live in Chicago
>2nd best team actually 3 loss chiefs who lost to a team colts just btfo are the bestEspn are such cocksuckers and that graphic forgot to mention they're the only 6 win team making thrm best in the nfl
>>151510456how fat?>>151510428Classy depends on your attitude. Anything is classy if you make it so.
>>151510400Game is over bro, Houston ain't winning
>>151510501
>>151510497>up here>again trying to be a sconnie>posting the interception-machinekwab. 1993.
>>151510428classy? no, but whatever
>>151510410Fuck the faggot jannies/mods here, they let known pedo bitchknees post political shit all day then ban those that reply to it.
Keep it in your pant dan
>>151510414You should also that they let Daniel Jones walk without nearly any negotiating, spaz-anon. Two of the top performing QBs in the league this year were in their building. Vikings have had QB struggles since based Fran retired.
lmao this guy is so pathetic he as to come to this thread to gloat cause nobody else will give him attention anywhere else
>texans not even bothering with their time outs
>>151510526>disrespecting Super Bowl winner Tavaris Jackson like thistake it back.
>>151510491I would say /g/. Only other one is /lgbt/ but come on... yknow....
>>151510540Demeco cannot into game clock management.
>kickers
blooooooocked
BLOCKED!
>>151510526>You should also that they let Daniel Jones walk without nearly any negotiating, spaz-anon. Two of the top performing QBs in the league this year were in their building. Vikings have had QB struggles since based Fran retired.You're right I forgot to even mention Indiana Jones, who other teams only went after because KOC "loved him". So yes Darnold was more expensive than you wanted considering the rookie qb. But you had Danny Dimes OR Aaron Rodgers (who by the way would be a top 5 qb if he were on my kangz)
BLOOOOOOOOKED
>>151510555I liked the guy, but then his career sort of…went off a cliff.
Every fiber in my bones says the Seahawks will blow this.
I'll need a reaction image for a blocked kicks after this season
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
>>151510499italian shells and some pinot noir
>>151510585>>151510586>>151510594how are you guys that far behind
>>151510600It feels like the Hawks want to choke
>>151510507>how fat?a belly you can really grab on and huge bouncing udders
ninjiggers be feastin
clicked the hm link by accident and got an embarrassingly stiff erectiondont know how to feel now.
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>151510614You're good.
>>151510602
>>151510615I'm streaming off my smart TV. I'm always behind. Illegal streams are always ahead.
>>151510615They're not. It just takes the signal that long to reach their frontal lobe.
>>151510636im watching on a sat and therefore even further ahead
>>151510615idk, I've been on the same stream since the lions game
>potential 6 point swing in the last minute of the halfshehawks gonna fuck this up, aren't they?
how the fuck is this a one possession game lmaooo
BLOCKED
After the Mariners game I NEED the seahawks to hang 50 on these fucks
>>151510654You’re already on Saturday? Amazing speed on this anon.
>1 score game at the halfWell I'll be a son of a gun.
wtf is a “signal caller”who came up with that ONIONS term.
It's halftime
>opposing field goals in like the last 14 seconds of the halfIs it that disadvantageous to play this efficiently all the time?
>>151510674I've seen the script and I have some bad news for you...
>>151510685newfag
>>151510704I was expecting her to do something... but nothing happned.
>>151510685idiot
game is so shit they forgot they were broadcasting it
Why are these niggas doing a half time recap from Detroit? ESPN so cheap they don't have a B team in Seattle?
Seacawks will blow this.
That faggot ryan clark is still allowed to be on TV?
>>151510752Because the Detroit game was the A tier game and that's where they set up.
>>151510763Yeah black people are allowed to just do whatever they want with zero repercussions. You didn't know that?
>>151510789Eh?
why are they showing the kwa-b-reel
>no one gonna bake a second half threadsmart move
>>151510763>black people with accountability appliedNext thing women will be held accountable for their actions
>>151510802>black>>151510802>people
Aren't they worried about Jason Kelce sundowning this late?
>>151510853would be kinda hot if it weren't two geriatrics doing it
>>151510752The B team is in Detroit.
>>151510820
make a new thread negroes I'm too drunmk
>>151510889
>>151510820We going for 1k BABY
>>15151089890 seconds
>>151510909>90 seconds>0909>reversed to 9090what a prophecy
New>>151510945>>151510945>>151510945
lmao nice pass
>>151510838what the fuck is this?
>>151511086>what the fuck is this?my only LMAO . webm, had no idea what it was. Still dont
