>mexican>last name is KirkCan any Mexicans explain this?
>>151509627With no real rooting interest this guy's existence was the sole reason I found myself pulling for the Mariners. Dude has to be the most unaesthetic athlete in history
>>151509813Nah, that's peak male performance right there
>black guy>First name is Vladimir>Last name is gurerro
>last name Stanton>Puerto RicanCan any limeys explain this to me?
>>151510512>Giancarlo Cruz-Michael Stanton was born in Panorama City, California. Stanton's father is of Irish descent and his mother is African-American.[5] Stanton's maternal great-great-great-grandmother was Puerto Rican.
>>151509813Kirk is cool.
>>151509813Based captain kirk makin em seethe
>>151509813He's based as fuck. Peak dad bod
I love this man so much, it's unreal
Irish-xican
>>151510512just his mom
So the team needs a coach just to tell the players to run or not. Seems a bit excessive
>>151516479It's a very logistical game, the third and first base coaches are also like general assistant coaches if I'm not mistaken.
>>151509813retard
>>151516479When you're headed to third you can't see what the defense is doing. It would be cooler if it was other batters.
My favourite player
>>151509627Quite a few Anglo Americans settled in Mexico
>>151509627Thought he was just a mixed chicano, but no seems like he's full mexican born in Tijuana he just has some non-spanish euro background idk, not the most common but it happens
>>151517456Kirk is Gaelic for 'church'. You won't see many Kirkbaums, Kirkbergs or Kirksteins in Bay Street.
>>151509627That's just how it is foo.Also Louis CK is Mexican. Getting dark out here for the Americans when even meheecoh is white than thou
>>151510094Would you rather have Juan Lenin?
>>151509627Scottish baseballing legend Alexander Kirk>>151516393H-he's fast...
>>151509627he has the Canelo gene
Nearly all latin americans have european last names because at some point they were raped into existence by a white man. You can tell he has partial european ancestry based on his appearance.
>>151516393Unironically, do American atheletes REALLY!?
>>151530330He's Mexican.
From the alcs>Toronto Blue JaysAlejandro kirk- mexicanVlady jr- born in Montreal but Dominican background and grew up most his life in drGiminez- VenezuelanBo bichette- born and raised Americans but Brazilian background and will play for Brazil in WBCIkf- native haiwianSantander - VenezuelanSpringer- Puerto Rican mother and black fatherseranthony dominguez- DominicanYariel Rodriguez - CubanBerrios- Puerto Rican>Seattle MarinersNaylor- CanadianRivas- VenezuelanPolanco- DominicanSuarez- VenezuelanArrozerna - Cuban defect but honary mexicanJulio Rodriguez - DominicanRobles- DominicanCastillo- DominicanBazardo - VenezuelanVargas- DominicanMatt brash- CanadianMunoz -mexican
>>151535295IKF has German, Hawaiian, and Japanese ancestry
>>151516393wait, this is not AI? Wouldn't this guy be better at baseball if he was more fit (since running is involved I assume faster = better)?how come he's professional baseball player and is fat?
>>151538385with the universal DH, shortened basepaths and extra innings ban half the league realized they can just be morbidly obese and do just fine. this dude takes it to the absolute limit though, just 1 more pound and he'd need a crane to get out of bed
>>151538385He hits the ball hard enough so it's fine
>>151509627This mutt has never been in a gym has he
>>151534895holup, that brotha is also mexican?
>>151542216Cuban who defected to Mexico
>>151509627There was a large influx of Europeans into Mexico and South America from 1945-1950. Mostly good people trying to build a better life you know? >>151542158Doesn't need to if he can crack consistently at 95mph+ using nothing but DILF body mass
>>151544758Wouldn't have al pastor without the yuro influx
>el wey quien se grita “いらっしゃいませ!” en el sushi
>>151509627I'm french and my last name is Ogunga'uk it doesn't mean anything
>>151545588You’re black
>>151510094I remember Montreal.baaeball reporters calling vlad "the black Russian", simpler times
>>151519393Imagine
>>151546468I'm french, therefor Germanic
>>151509813>hey guys im a retarded americansorry for your loss
>>151509813must be hard seeing guys that look like you actually doing something athletic
>>151545588Lmfao Jean with the bantz
>>151510094it can happen sometime.
>>151544878I think that was the Moroccans/middle eastern immigrants. Mexicans took the shawarma concept, replaced the halal lamb bullshit with completely haram and delicious pork, and added chili and spices. No euro cooking is close to spit roasted Al pastor
