prev >>151505004HOU 6 - SEA 14The Texies have no offense, but can they manage to make this game interesting in the 2nd half?
tyb
>Black QBs
>>151510963coward
>>151510963>>Black QBsCoward
>has a fucking Tight End throw a pick on a meme play>doesn't run down the clock before the half ending field goalIt legit seems like the Seattle coaches want the Texans to win.
fuck you gumby
Reffies have been winning this game so far
>In 2016, his father, Coleridge Bernard Stroud III, received a 38-years-to-life sentence after pleading guilty to kidnapping, carjacking and robbery in connection with a drug-related incident under California's three-strikes law. As of 2023, his father has been incarcerated since Stroud was in middle school, and is serving his sentence in Folsom State Prison near Sacramento. The incarceration sent the Stroud family into severe financial debt; they lived in a small apartment above a storage facility as Stroud entered Rancho Cucamonga High School.
>should be sleeping>watching this shitshow instead hopefully we get more double fumbles or something
ready to drop this stinker of a game and play ninja gayden 4 at any moment
Shit teams
>stroud
>>151510984I bet they actually lived in a storage unit but changed the story because they don't want poorfags getting any ideas.
welp, time to turn this off
UH OHHHHSTINKY
>>151510974NOT SO FAST
lol gg
>black qbs
>>151510984He had a hunger you would never understand.
turned the game back on and stroud throws a nasty pick. sorry bros but i cursed your team.
>make the interceptionhe was literally standing still while stroud threw it directly at him
>>151510963I don't get it. What's funny about this. Every fucking game thread this has to be the first reply? Like seriously, grow up. This site hasn't been a racist safe haven for years yet you 2016 election tourists are still clinging on to a version of 4chan which hasn't been grounded in reality for a long time. Less than 5% of this website are magtards. The statistics are even worse on non /pol/ theeads. Seriously, get over it. It's not going to be a thing anymore.
KILL REFFIES
Yeah that looks about right…
remember when people thought Stroud was good?
NoooooooNo peeeeek pls ceejay
>>151510984The craziest thing about this is the perspective that CJ Stroud was in middle school 9 years ago. A black guy’s dad being in prison isn’t that shocking.
Hows the game? Should I watch the second half or go to bed?
>>151511068no
>blatent forward motion >refs blow it deadJesus Christ they are so bad.
>>151511077It’s a slurper, just go to bed unless you are invested in either team
>Darnold looks like shit tonight>Goff looks like shit tonight>Baker looks like shit tonightMVP bros...
What's the worse city, Pooston or Xheattle?Also Chicago is much comfier than any of these shit cities
smith muh nigga
>>151511077If you are not a Seahawks fan living on the west coast, get some sleep.
>>151511093>MVP bros...The M stands for Maye.
>>151511092>>151511108Cool off to bed then
>Stroud was big dogging Gayleb after a game last season
>>151511100City-wise? Houston is better because Trump tells me Seattle is a shithole.
JSN might be the best WR the seahawks have ever had
My Ravens made this nigga look good
>>151511100Outside of one street where the druggies congregate I thought Seattle was very nice and clean. Kinda lonely though, I feel like it'd be depressing to live there long term
I WAS JUST BAKING A LIVE CHAS THREAD AND THE GUYS JUMPS OFF VAN CLIMBS RHE MEDIUM AND GETS WHACKED BY A CAR KILLING HIMHOLY SHIThttps://www.youtube.com/live/WvyTJggWgyI?si=WC5z-VJqPogIsNdT
>>151511100both have pretty shitty weather but Seattle has better nature outside and the seafood is good tooHouston is just a ton of sprawl and awful humidity
Stroud is a fraud
>Sage RosenfelsDoesn't even sound like a real person
>>151511119After that moment Stroud has been dookie ever since. God humbled him and still is humbling him.
pretty sad they only got 3 out of that
how the fuck does this drive end in 3
>>151511108can't, I got money on the under
Dumb run game at the first
>cj soft
>>151511142holy shit
>>151511171trust the script
>>151511142lmao
>>151511145Why does she censor her nipples bros?
>>151511189>CJ Souft
Fuck T-Mobile
I'm gonna be okay with a normal win today after the Mariners loss
Are BYE weeks team killers?
>get up to eat>miss an INTI have GOT to kill myself
>>151511061rare copypasta
>>151511200thats just how Italian nips look like
>>151511142lol
>>151511200Because fuck you that's why
the good ole days when you could bet normally on college before our retarded gambling commissioner took away the ability to bet on players
>>151511229it's not even a copypasta, I checked the 'chives
>black getaway drivers
>>151511061
>>151511145Tam Hathaway
The seahawks uniforms look like arena football uniforms.
>>151511258No they don't.
I just tuned inWho the fuck are these commentators?Are they drunk?
>>151511061>black QBs>makes ya seethe
Stroud is ass but this texans o-line is unwatchable
>>151511266>Listening to the audio of an ESPN gameISHYGDDT
>>151511220ayo he got that yellow cake
Let's liven it up a bit
>>151511210This
>>151511093Darnold....might be in MVP contention Jest bros, he was seeing ghosts in New Jersey and now he's seeing super bowls in Seattle
>>151511142Lol holy shit kekekekekeke
>>151511142Lmaoo
>>151511246there's only one previous use, it was ranting about anime instead in some soccerball thread
>nipple position
>>151511307>my mouth
Another shroud masterclass
Stroud is ass, who do Texans replace him with?
While you fags were distracted you missed the real bread and circus entertainment >>519420042
>>151511258Bruh my Texies new uni I liked at first but now I think it was a curse changing them. I always liked the blues like the one from the OP, CJ made that uni look good again after all those years of misery.
>9pmI'm not gonna make it, bros
>>151511142>OH N-WASTED
>>151511317my gf has nicer tits and isn't a hag so no.
>>151511142Holy fuck lmao.
>>151511326I keep thinking they're my Pats with the wrong helmet.
>>151511322Big Game Jameis
>SEE GAY SHRUG
Emmanwori is so good brehs
>>151511142STAY WIDE
>>151511341>black carjackers
I regret to inform everyone that this game has in fact been certified as a semen slurper
What a good stream besides vipbox and methstreams?
>>151511353imagine if witherspoon and love were playing
I kinda want to beat the shit out of everyone in my life who has never told me about how insanely delicious White Pepper is
>>151511368Niagara falls has a pretty healthy flow.
>>151511346It's like a combination of the neo-Pats and nu-Falcons unis.
>>151511368streaming with your eyeballs inside the stadium
>Veteran WR Tyler Lockett has asked for and received his release from the Tennessee Titans, per source. Lockett is expected to be free to sign with another team after 4 pm ET Wednesday.
>>151511373Lets imagine these things for the playoffs
wtf was that camera shot?
God fucking DAMN IT
>>151511367>make fun of other teams for having semen slurpers>my Texies also have one as well
HOLD UP
>white qbs
>>151511341
Sam just lost the MVP trophy
>>151511379
lmao holy shit
kwab night in seattle
DARRRRNNOOOOLLD
LIFE
UUUUUHHHHHHHHHOOOOOHHHHHHHHS T I N K Y
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TOUCHDOWN TEXANSDEFENSE IS ELITE
I KNEW THE SEACAWKS WERE GONNA CHOKE LMAO
total darnold death
LMAO SHEKEKS
KWAB
SEMENHAWKS KWAB
MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME
he turned a safety into a touchdown
lmfao wtf
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151511249I've seen the republican senator group chats.
kek he had a whole business day to throw it anywhere
>>151511436Would
This defense deserves better than Stroud
>>151511379Ive seen this gif a million times and I still have no clue what shes getting
The NFL is scripted as shit, im done with this semen slurping league and its o ly High School football for me from now on
>>151511323Nothing even in the archive. What was it?
>>151511415This moment alone made wasting my life on 4chan worth it. Crazy day.
sloppiest game of the season?
>>151511379Gray hair?
>>151511417Holy fuck this face swap really reveals how predatory and manipulative women are with their looks
>>151511456lamb gyro meat over rice
2ez4>myRammies lmaooooo
>>151511456Taco bowl of some sort?
>>151511455>Texans defense: 6 points>Texans special teams: 6 points>Texans offense: 0
I want to blame the Texans OC, but Stroud is missing throws left and right tonight.
turn up the spooky
>>151511458boards. 4chan. org/pol/ thread/ 519420042
My Seattle Football Team!
>REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DIDN'T DA KANGZ SIGN DARNOLD??????Hmm...
>>151511323I am only going to say this once - Do not use language like that on this messageboard again. It is crude and derogatory towards the LGBTQ+ community. We don't accept it here, so do yourself a favor and understand the cultural connotations of that word. Broaden your vocabulary and find some other insults, the LGBTQ+ community go through enough! So please, for yourself (and our LGBTQ+ compatriots) that inhabit this community just as you do, CUT. IT. OUT. I hope you understand and work on yourself, man.
>>151511379>eating meatinstant turn off
>>151511469she was just buying food though. What special treatment did she get?
>>151511493Nah, we saw both.
>>151511456Halal cart-style chicken/lamb over turmeric rice with a greek yogurt sauce
It's currently 9:13 PM PST, with 7:24 left in Q3.How are east coast bros holding up?
>>151511515wink wink
>>151511506what about injun? I use it specifically so I don't have to say "Feather not dot" because I live near both
>>151510963there it is
>>151511531I'm in university and we have tomorrow off. So I'm chilling
>>151511484Holy shit lol
>>151511515She eyed fucked the vendor to get an extra serving and sauce that should've been charged as a side.
>>151511493double failyou don't need to put spaces in a 4chan link
>>151511534The word is "native"
>>151511142>>151511341Replay in case anyone is interestedhttps://x.com/PupscanLA/status/1980482749556560087
Smith-Muhnigga is good at football
>>151511484Jej
Nice toss
>>151511544It's not true. They kicked at least one field goal.
>I could have been 17-0 or 21-0 if they hadn't called the meme TE int playWho the fuck is calling these plays?
I'm probably only gonna get like less than 6 hrs of sleep but My Texies:)
darnold taketh and darnold giveth
>>151511551>The word is "native"but they aren't native here there were no tribes on this land
>>151511517>15 pushups, 32 situps, and 1.5 miles in 14 minuteslmao, that's it!!
>>151511484Lmao what the
>>151511548proof?
>>151511564DERP I'm an idiot. My eyes jumped straight from the first line to the third.
>>151511554His name is smith-jiggabooAt least pay him the respect of saying it correctly
>>151511551They're not "native" though, they came over the bering sea.
>>151511552whats his ethnicity
Wow she said damn
>>151511572You're not that bright, are you bud?
>>151511551>e word is "native"I'm gonna stick with "injun"
>>151511552Did he died?
>>151511515she's a lesbian now btw
>>151511142OH MY GODOHOHOH NO
I kinda want the Texans to win because I love seeing teams choke
>>151511586Go tell them that, retard.
Stream link?
the run game is so fucking bad
>>151511599Only when you talk to your study hall buds, though right?
>>151511517no I'm not fat but I am extremely inactive
>>151511248oh oh noward
>>151511608I have. Numerous times.
>>151511598>You're not that bright, are you bud?You think every patch of land in USA was occupied by injuns? I would wager you are far less bright than me
>>151511601lots of hot girls with lots of unwanted attention become "lesbians"
>>151511626Sure thing
>>151511601how convenient, I just became a woman
>>151511551redskin?
>>151511637>n-no you didn'tOk retard.
>>151511627I was right. Sharp as a noodle.
>>151511621nah I have lived among them all my life in western dakotas
>>151511645Commander
>>151511142
>>151511648Okay LARPER
>>151511667Thank you leaf
>>151511635you need to charge your phone
>>151511653And you still call them racist names? What a cunt.
Who are the announcers?
>>151511635based, fuck /tv/ jannies
>>151511672No worries nigga
>>151511662suddenly feeling nostalgic for /b/ rekt threads
>>151511653>western dakotasNobody lives in the dakotas
>>151511674It's crazy how her sister came out maaaad mid and she came out like a fucking Disney princess holy shit.
>>151511662holy shithe got punted then run over several more times
>>151511681the most bland crew imaginable
>>151511637You shouldn't be promoted Arthur, that show is very problematic>catbox. moe/jctd8b. mp4
>>151511484Black QBs, not even once
>>151511680They are our slaves here. Stick to what you know.
>>151511651>I was right. Sharp as a noodle.>t. 40 year old fat woman
Horrible 4th down call
>>151511701You're dumb.
Why did they actually run a play lmao
Texans are so retarded lol
Lmao
big brain move
STUFFED
>>151511712I live right next to a Mohawk rez. Good weed, good people. Natives.
texans' line gets no push at all. Bunch of teddy bears
wtf man
>>151511317Yes. How does one get a mommy gf?
>>151511680>And you still call them racist names?Honestly I wish everyone here could live among injuns for 2 years or more. They might be worse than niggers if I'm being honest
>black coaches
>>151511631Lmao every dyke I know is fat and post-wall coping with the fact men they really want don’t want them in return anymore
rams did that. didnt work for them
>>151511714But enough about your wife.
We're going to lock this division before Thanksgiving
WHAT THE RUCK IS RHAT RETARDED OLAYCALLLINGGGGGG YOU DUMB FUCK
Way too aggressive for 8 deficit. Deserved loss
>>151511725no you are if you don't know what to add to that link because it will be falsely labled as spam retard
>>151511681>
Nick Caley may be worse than Bobby
>>151511696terrible opinion
Orlavsky is pissed
>>151511662OH MY GODOH OH NOSTAY WIDE
>>151511745If you think that, the problem is probably you, lol
every play not to jsn looks horrendous
Both of these teams deserve to lose. Not sure if I should lose sleep watching this slop
>jake bobo
>>151511759Kill yourself, ESL.
>If you go for 2 twice, you have a 51% of getting at least one of them, so the odds are in your favor>then, you will have 2 extra points based on the next gen stat sportsbook computer odds>this is better than kicking 2 extra points with a 99% success rate
>jig-bobo
>>151511778I laffed
>>151511753>But enough about your wife.post tits or gtfo
MAYBE THROW THE FUCKING BALL YOU HAVE A QUARTERBACK
This smith-nogigglypuff guy's pretty good
Houston deserves a natural disaster
>spamming smith nigjiggacheap
>>151511800I would if I had them, lol.
>>151511805>black qbs>throwing
>>151510945I think JSN is right up there with Chase and Jefferson now, right? Dude is absolutely elite
>>151511808Your feet look cold. Why don't you put them in my mouth?
bullshit pi call tbqfhwyf
>>151511805do they?
Fuck charbooty
>>151511770>If you think that, the problem is probably you, loloh so you are racist against niggers?
>>151511739They are exhausted because Stroud takes 50 years to make a decision
Wow that ref could barely talk
>>151511823Do they.
>>151511835
>>151511833....
Texans really had a chance to comeback and they fucked it up failing to gain one yard in two plays. Fucking retards
AFC neutral here, just rubbernecking on the highway at this car wreck like that LA jogger^
GGYou showed heart Houston, but your offence is killing you
>>151511805>CuckJob Stroud
>>151511770>If you think that, the problem is probably you, lol>>151511833>oh so you are racist against niggers?HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I will just concede my arguments if you're only caveat is you also hate them
Is anyone else watching this game? I’m in the hospital in Tampa just watching because I’m bored after my buccs got btfo
ERM REFFIES?I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON OUR SIDE?
What team is Kenneth Walker on in a month? He's absolutely getting traded lmao
KWIII is done right. Like drop his ass right now done right?
>>151511846This is your brain on /pol/
>>151511852That's exactly where the space needle is
>>151511847Why are you in the hospital?
>>151511779Are you mad? Well retard, are you mad?
>>151511843More like Seahawks playcalling showed a severe case of zika brain
>>151511855yes, idk what this coach has against him
>there was a time when people thought the stroud texans were gonna be elite
>>151511864You got triggered by a children's show, and you think I'M mad? LOL
Once Mixon comes back.... yall cooked.
>>151511847Evans? How'd you get home so quickly? wait...Lex?
>>151511847>buccs fans get broken if their team loses
they aren't biting on the PAs at all
>>151511870No there wasn't.
>>151511863prolapsed rectum
sorry ass team
>>151511863prolapsed anus
>>151511881because they know the run game is dog shit.
>in order to win you gotta put it in strouds hand>put it in strouds hands>die
holy shit Stroud is awful
>>151511872>You got triggered by a children's showOK you're retarded
>>151511870>2023 was 67 years ago
>>151511863Detroit
>>151511870GMs and owners need to realize that black QBs age like milk. When they look good at 22-24, that's most likely their peak.
What a retarded fucking team
saaaacked
The Texans should've listened to him.
>>151511897Likewise.
>curly hair>arched nosekek. no hiding what (((group))) the toxins play-caller is part of.
>>151511885epic gamer move
*yawn*
maybe mix in an audible every now and then
Well…..at least the Rockets play tomorrow
>>151511908The AUDACITY
>>151511911Italian?
I know the texans are shit because>black qbbut tell me how the seahawks are this good? I haven't even watched a game of them this year but they look real good
>>151511870>black rookie qb has good first year>immediately crowned as some kind of elite generational talent>gets taped>turns to complete shit over the next few seasonsThis is quite literally the black qb cycle
>>151511913>it's only just the 4thYeah, I'm too East Coast for this. But this was a fun game
>>151511913Good. I need the over to hit.
These rock covers they play going into commercial suck complete ass
>>151511917even more reason for you to be depressed
>>151511847Feel better soon anon
Man CJ throws some real nice spirals THAT GO FUCKING SAILING OVER EVERYONE
>>151511863Call and find out. He gave out the room number.
>>151511924Good D and up until this game their offense wasn't making any retarded mistakes and Darnold could really throw deep.
>>151511921Shit. Well, maybe.
>commentator unironically pulling a jlingz needed more time over stroudHe's done dude
>>151511947>Call and find out. He gave out the room number.hahahha i'm on hold now
>>151511924They had all the pieces for a great team last year but were anchored by geno smith. Now they have someone who can throw and a great rookie o lineman
>already brushed teeth>still hungryIs it fatass of me to bust out some cookies and milk bros?
>>151511939He looks shook out there
Scam doorknob it's time for a pick 6
>>151511924white QB
>>151511963Yes.
>>151511963Milk with paste tastes nasty. Cookies are gud.
wati do the toxins have 4 fgs right now?
>>151511976Nonsense. Mint milk is delicious. You never had a shamrock shake?
>>151511963anon sorry we're out of cookies
>>151511963Do it king
>>151511947Imma call for a wellness check and tell them hes been posting about wanting to kill himself
>>151511957report back when you find out what bussy-related injuries he has
>>151511978No.
>>151511978sure, let's go with that
>GAHT DAYUM
espn should add 4 more people in the booth
ok, fire and cut everybody. Clean the front office too
How long until >we see ads between each down?
>>151511947kek didnt even notice that
My team would get booty blasted by this Seahawks team
>>151512000they should just leave the booth empty
>>151511996>sure, let's go with thati'm confused I see on googles stats there are no tds, but kicker has only 2 fgs
Seahawks offense keeps doing everything it can to give the game away
>>1515120051993.
>>151512016>I see on googles stats there are no tdsNo you don't.
>>151512020
>collins deadGOTT STRAFE HOUSTON
TSN streams are better because canadian commercials are way more tolerable than american commercials
Eat at a local restaurant before your game tonight. Play without stretching. Have a cold pint of Ben and Jerry's at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty locker room. Explore the stadium grounds, hobnob with the opposing team's fans, go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to the opinions of the tv announcers you think may have nothing in common with. Call "heads" on the coin toss for 10 years straight. Always go for it on 4th down. Don't kick the extra point. Have two. Be open to riding the bench where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a vial of smelling salts with them anyways. Drink fast twitch gatorade slowly. Keep cash in your uniform. Tip the hot dog guy. Check in on your friends' twitter on that little tablet. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.
>>151511791No one ever said coaches were good at math
man the Seahawks absolutely don't deserve to be 5-2
>>151511939he did it again
lmao he's missing evry pass bro
Would appreciate some help here. I’m a protestant and have been going to these weekly dancing events at a local venue for socializing and that sort of thing. I don’t really believe in love at first sight but there is one woman that has me absolutely floored, I’ve never been this into someone off of appearances but she seems pretty spectacular. I asked to take her out but she is a devout Catholic and said she will only date men of that same belief. Is it stupid for me to become interested in converting for a woman? This is a reddit blog post but I’m genuinely interested, I really only care if she loves Christ the way I do. Is it worth it? I’ve never really looked at someone the way I do with her. I’m perplexed.
>>151512018Luckily no matter how bad they are CJ Fraud is worse
>>151511924>stealers>aints>jags>tardinals>toxins(soon)They're not good. Lucky easy schedule. Weirdest part is they might only lose 2 or 3 games the rest of the year and still be the worst team in the playoffs.
holy fuck Stroud is dogshitAny Toxins fan ITT feel the same?
why is this game so late?
WTF are the refs doing?? old man ref is just standing there having a stroke
>>151512045Should've been 6-1
>>151512045neither do my eagles but here we are
>>151511958Zabel was supposed to be a 4th rounder but his senior bowl performance jumped him up to the 1st round. He was the player in the whole thing
>>151512056Yeah.... me too
fuck is going on right nowthis slurper is lasting forever
>>151512054since week 1 bro
Fuck the Toxins but that was PI, the fact that he was looking at the ball doesn't change that he ran right through the receiver
Just chuck it lmao
>>151512050You should both kill yourselves. HAIL, SATAN!
>overrun the coverage>WR fails to make wide open coverage>gloat like you did somethingWhy do THEY always do this?
EEEE LEEEEET
>>151512056MNF gets noticeably worse every week
you are all witnessing NFL historythis will be the first football game on at 1 AM.with a whole quarter left and possible OT, could even be the first at 2 AM.
>13 mins leftI'm fading bros....
This stat line is gonna be rough
>>151512045one of those was the steelers beating themselves, giving up, and putting in mason rudolph
>>151512085>1 AM.retarded bitch. no one cared the first time you posted it. faggot. kys
>>151512085it's the 4th quarter retard
CJ Stroud fucking sucks.
Is there any reason at all for me to stay up?
The Texans suck this much?
>>151512085it's 9 oclock bud
>cj shit
>>151512085nah there was one last year Dallas @ Pittsburgh
Alright I got work in the morning and I actually have to do shit in my job (fucking law man)have a good night bros
>>151512093Not him, but there's 12:38 to go. It's definitely not going to finish before 1.
Can both teams just run it and murder the clock I wanna go to bed
please just run the ball and don't commit any more Pennsylvania
>>151512050Jesus wasn't about the stifling constraints of man made religion. That probably doesn't help.
OH SHIT WOW DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?
>>151512104Don't forget to do the hedges, Manuel.
Some QBs seem to always throw inaccurate passes and have terrible field vision and pocket presence that negates their arm talent.
>>151511484
>>151512085Not even 10pm yet dumbass
>>151512085>least coast
>>151512099This game hurts the Raven's reputation the most
How is there still 12 minutes left and how is Houston still technically in it? This has been a fucking massacre
>>151512085it's 8:00pm in the bering sea, retard.
>>151512085im certain NFL will do Friday night games at 2 AM in the near future to boost TNF ratings
espn guys are glazing stroud so hard
How did Stroudd regress so much?
>>151512122BEAST coast, you mean.
at least he isnt throwing hospital balls to jsn
>>151512123Nice
>>151512045have you seen the rest of the league this year? "parity" has curdled into ineptitude
>>151512132Taped and gaped
>>151512132Hubris
>>151512127In 10 years half the games will be at night because they'll all be played in Shanghai.
Nice hospital pass by darnold
seattle needs to start burning this clock up, this is pissing me off
>>151512132remembered he was black
Cleary NOT a fumble
>>151512085“Wednesday Night Football” and “Redeye” are trademarked by NFLthey will do 1-5 AM games soon
>>151512132taped.comBlack QBs have really one-dimensional games and they can't adjust when defenses figure their weaknesses out
this game is so dogshit
Why do you /pol/tards go muh >black qbs when there are many good ones? In fact, black qbs have been winning the last superbowls (hurts, mahomes)
>all the Least Coasters complaining about the timeLmaoIt's not even 10
Seattle boutta lose back to back
Foomblel
Bless the texan d, now we can watch another cj 3 and out
I can't even get excited for foombles at this point
More great field position for Stroud to waste
announcers are so tired lol
>>151512152In what world is that not a fumble
>Texans just dabbing on their teammates right now
>>151512164>West coasters think this is "complaining"lol
I feel so bad for the Texans defense, they are trying their fucking hardest to keep them in the game but the Texans have a bottom 5 offense
>>151512166Toxins would need about 8 quarters to score 16 points.
Production quality really makes all the difference in these TV broacasts. These announcers are dead as fuck, it's like i'm watching soccer.
>>151512179Zebraland
>>151512178It's past our bedtime son.
>>151512085>possible OTLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151512162>lists a game manager system babby and a cornball brotha who's not even allowed to say the N word
>>151512162goydell's handlers dropped the script because even the dumbest normalfags saw how rigged shit is therefore the Squirts ring does not count
>>151512132Black QBs peak early
>>151512194Can I have sex with you?
wtf was that call
i ate 5 whoppers today (1 breakfast whopper, 2 for lunch, 2 for dinner) legitimately feel like ive lost control of my life.
Why did the Ravens let Mcdonald go
Reffies are the best part of this sport
>number 69dude weed number
>>151512162Hurts and Mahomes are white
where is bix nood when you need him.
The Slumber Bowl - brought to you by NyQuil
CJ has happy feet like a mfer
Stroud is horrific
Ive seen enough, bench stroud
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>>151512207Been thereYou can do better from here on out if you snap out of it
>>151512162mahomes is white
>>151512162this is america. mahomes is white
JUST
>>151512207You have
can these announcers dickride Stroud any harder at least when Collinsworth does it for Mahomes it's because he's actually good
>I'll try rolling over like a dead dog, that's a good trick
Stroud sucksPenix sucksDaniels sucksWhat happened? I thought these were le future of the league
I bet stroud sucks a mean dick he's got them dick sucker lips
>>151512207WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>151512226Just downright peculiar
they are tearing his ass up
>>151512204Youd be gay
>>151512188I kinda like this vibe for these late as fuck games. Going to have no problem sleeping tonight
>>151512207How much are 5 whoppers now? 40 bucks?
>>151512237Daniel Jones is the future of the league.
>>151512232>colored passers
>>151512248ur a gay
>>151512207yeah you need to eat something more than that, sheesh
>>151512237Wait for gayleb play a good team he's shit too don't forget fields is finally exposed that he can't even fucking read.
>>1515122518.50 for each. i spent about 50 dollars.
What a disaster
>>151512207you simply don't need to eat that much unless you're mixing concrete for 16 hours all dayIt takes energy to digest all that too.
>>151512207The first step is admitting you have a problem, anon. You’re on your way. We’re here for you. Take small steps to improve. Don’t be hard on yourself if you slip up. Stay consistent.
>>151512237and yet they will all get another chance with their current teams while Darnold, Dimes, and Mayfield were quickly discarded by their former team
>>151512207LOL DUMB FAGGOT
lmao you gotta love hearing announcers talking about the seahawks beating down opposing teams QBs
>>151512237The gulf between White and black QBs has never been clearer than this season. Bust rejects like Danny Dimes and DarnGOD are balling the fuck out while the next big things like Stroud and Micropenis are absolute dogshit. Hilariously Caleb is the only black QB really inspiring confidence right now
they should have done a flea flicker
would be 15 27 with mills
>bet Over 41>both teams go absolute retard at 39PAIN
>>151512264Eat a fucking salad buddy.
>clean pocket>rolls out for no reason>lineman must release to not draw a holding call>STROUD UNDER DURESS ALL NIGHT YOU HAVE TO FEEL BAD FOR HIM
>>151512207look at mr moneybags over here
>>151512254Sorry but he sucks too
somebody put a bullet in my fucking head
how the hell did houston even win 2 games. this may be the worst nfl o line i've ever seen
>>151512208Harbaugh is a Lamarbaby and neighbors with the team's general manager
What's crazy is that the Seahawks offense is only barely better than the Texan's offense.
>>151512279Same.
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>>151512279i hope you lose everything, degenerate gambler
>>151512282The salad is in the burger bub.
>>151512262Well yeah we already knew they all sucked. But going into the year everyone thought Penix and Stroud etc would wreck shit
>>151512279there’s still time. You just need a field goal. I believe in you.
I need to get up for work in 6 hours, why am I still here?
>>151512292y-y-yeah but DARNOLD DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
Bryce young > stroud..damn it really do be like it is.
>>151512234Collinsworth's dickriding is so fucking annoying, on SNF he couldn't go two seconds without slobering over Bijan (who was objectively underwhelming that night) while CMC having a 200 yard game isn't even brought up
>>151512289Ravens and Titans are really really bad
>>151512207I'm sure you feel low energy and like shit overall. Put some real nutrition into your body. It isn't even that hard to make a cheeseburger at home and it's a lot less depressing than eating a fucking Whopper.
walker garbage stats kek
This game feels like it's 45-0 but the Toxins still have a path to victory. It feels like it's been on for 7 hours too
>Concussion too bootOh boy
>>151512305You have a drinking problem
>>151512289We won one against Titans, who were even worse, and we also beat Lamarless Ravens
>>151512289i can't see how they're worse than this
>black qb playing like shit>suddenly he is "concussed" or "injured"kek PURE (((ESPN))) COPE
Damn I hate the Seahawks
if anyone bakes a new thread I'm gonna bust in your bussy
>>151512301You're gonna die at 35.
WHAT THE FUCKEJECT THAT FUCKING CLOWN
>>151512312Texans defense is legit but their offense is probably bottom 3
>>151512312Their offense has been like this all year. Their D is legit but man its the worst offense in the league outside of the Baltimore game.
>stop taking those hits
>>151512308Broadcasters are suck cucks. I'm convinced they go out of their way to find interracial couples to show on camera
CHIMPOUT
FIGHT DAT NIQQA
>>151512331inshallah
>>151512289On top of tons of injuries the Ravens literally dont have a defense
CHIMPY
Seahawks trying to lose
Oh boy....
>>151512283I blame college for this, every college QB in the country immediately starts scrambling and rolling out at the first hint of pressure, nobody is taught to step up into the pocket anymore
More dirty play from Houston
CHIMPOUT LOL
they keep taking the ball away
GETTIN CHIMPY
SIDELINE CHIMPOUT
eject that lil NIGGA
>>151512307>dogshit is better than cowshit
DARNOOOOOLD
can this fucking game just end this is embarrassing to watch
>smifff-innigma suddenly quiet when surrounded by 16 nogs that want him dedkek
lmfaogotta feel bittersweet as a SEA fan,4 TO but no fear whatsover it'll lead to points
cakewalk rest of the season for the KC Refs , HBO Rams, and Refdelphia Eagles
A GOOD OL' CHIMPOUT
>ripping a player's helmet off isn't a penalty but shoving a DB out of bounds isReminder how bad pooston is getting shit on despite how desperate the refs have been to keep them in this game
THE REF LMAO
>AHHHHHH SAVE ME REFFIE
that guy who came in way late and knocked JSN down should be ejected from the game and fined 100kwtf are you doing
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>Intercepts ball>Grabs facemask and tears off defenders helmet????
>>151512366So true
CHIMP OUT
>>151512369He didn't rip it of, he pushed it off with a stiff arm. That's a bad strap.
>official mounts jiggaboolmaooo
LITERALLY GREATEST ALLYbased ref
HOLY SHIT A FIRST DOWN
reffie protect <3
I feel sorry for the toxins defense. Imagine having that offense to play for
>4 takeaways>still losing by 14 points kek
>don't worry, I'll protect you ngigba-chan
riq finally having a decent game
Woolen looks good, he'll be a nice trade deadline addition to my clots
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witherspoon would have picked that
this pile of shit doesn't deserve another thread
Stroud is checked out
