Seattle really doesnt want to win
Njiba looked like that meme picture of the guy getting yelled at by a bunch of women
>>151512341Solidarity with the Mariners
Shit teams
My Colts would unironically bootyblast both these shit teams
Why he protect that man like that UwU
>>151512397Based
need a clip of the official mounting him kek
>>151512397and there it is
Refchads protecting my fantasy WR
The texans should hire this ref to play oline
>>151512397what did he mean by this
would that reffie do that if it was cooper kupp
just kick the fg
>non-human qbs
>>151512417
How come nobody is typing >white QBs when Darnold is shitting the bed?
Oh I wish he picked that. How many dropped INTs is that now?
Holy shit stroud is so bad
>mounts you
>D-don't worry, I'll protect you ngigba-chan
>>151512419Ain't no rule says a golden retriever can't play quarterback!
During bad games like one, they have a couple cameras scoping hotties in the stands to show between plays
a catch?
>>151512424darnold is chinese
>>151512429wtf kids are watching this game
>Stroud almost looks like an NFL QB, commentators immediately begin slobbering all over his cock
>3 game threads for this graveyard shittergod has forsaken us
>>151512424It's intended to describe a pattern not a singular event. I know you guys don't get abstract concepts like that, "per capita", etc
>>151512424Nothings stopping you anon
He completed a pass!
>>151512431>AHHHHH SAVE ME REFFIE
>>151512429>>151512431jej thanks
>>151512429>>151512431What does refbussy feel like bros?
>>151512429>>151512431kek
>>151512397that is RACIST.
>>151512424Because Stroud is so fucking ass that Darnold being ass has no effect on the outcome on the game. If your offense cannot win off of 4 TOs everyone on it needs to be fired. Funnily enough the Texans lost a game where Goof had 5 Ints last year too so clearly there is a running theme with this team
WHY DIDN'T THE KANGZ GIVE DARNOLD $55M/YR LIKE MUHHHH PACKTARDS GAVE MANLOVER AFTER 5 DECENT GAMES??????????????
>>151512435Air Bud was a WR1
its so weird nwoso is #7
JUST RUN IT IN FFS
jesus christ just punch it in
>reffies winning
>Raiders, Bucs, Jets, Falcons, Titans this slurperhorrific product on the field this week Rodge. clean it up
JUST KICK THE FIELD GOAL YOU CHIMP
lol sneak the fuckin ball man
JUSTSNEAKIT
Stroud is so fucking bad lmao
>stroudoh BROTHER
>have the easy rushing TD>nah, lets play-action and throw it away instead.
>throwing inside the 1 yard line
>cj shit
JUST FUCKING RUN IT
im suing the nfl for psychological damage
This is so good. This is the game that will break Stroud like Sunday's Jags - Rams games broke Lawrence. Just utter repeated impotence that nothing can stop.
Booty scooter time
>2nd and less than 1 on goal line>pass play twice....
>>151512463Are you trying to tell me the rulebook says a beautiful golden retriever can play wideout, but a handsome good boy golden retriever can't play quarterback? Is that what you're trying to tell me right now?
TEXANS PLEASE BLOCK DOGSHIT XIRKEKS FROM JOINING THE 700 CLUB
jesus fucking christ
My Eagles would BLAST these two garbage teams :)
JUSTMAKEITINYOURETARDS
fake sneak stroud keep
just bench this nigga
No one is going to score, are they?
>pen>ul>tay
>>151512486LOL ok
TUESDAY MORNING FOOTBALL
>need to move ball 6 feet>have 6'4 QB>roll out twice
relegate both of these teams
>refs rescue the toxins for like the 5th time this gameFuck OFF
Oh brotherSend Houston to the XFL
>texans offense
JUST
>two feet away>two pass plays
BAHAHAHAHAHA
>tactical fouling
>>151512486>easyhave you not watched the whole game?
turnover on downs and then Texans D scores, digits confirm
>>151512514The reffies already did bro >>151512429
why did they accept the penalty???????
Hell of game for my Reffies. Just an all time performance with the mounting of JSN.
I watched brady do sneaks for 20 years now for like 3,4 yards suddenly its a lost art
Brutal
>>151512535i've watched maybe 10 minutes
>>151512429>>151512431Lmao
>>151512538It's pre-snap. I don't think they have a choice.
This is how I play Madden, now I see why I suck.
>>151512538First game?
have any of you texans doomers considered that the seahawks defense is just really good?
>>151512538(((Dead ball foul))), the penalty literally benefits the toxins and xeattle can't do anything about it
that was offsides
He was offside wtf
embarrassing
>>151512538I'm not sure that's one you can accept.
>>151512541Zoomeme qbs don't take the snap under center
I can't take it anymore bros
This game is terrible and some of us have work in the morning. Not me, but some of us do.
Is anyone ITT actually enjoying this shitEven CFB is higher quality football holy shit
that dude on the edge got a hell of a jump
this is so hard to watch
FUCKING AWESOME WOW i love drinking absolute paint when the moments matter WOOOOOOOOOO
This game is a completely out of control slop fest
No one is going to score...
>>151512571Not on forechan buddy
>blatant offsideslol this one is fixed boys
>We're 6 yards out... let's call a pass that is effectively 15 air yards to the back of the end zone
Stroud should legit be benched the rest of the season
refs really hate Stroud huh
seahawks should just run around in the backfield 3 times then punt
DEMECO RYANS IS A FUCKING RETARDFUCK THAT NIGGER
holy fuck houston is pathetic
Where's the offside refs?
can the texans just not waste our time with their timeouts
this is a really high-quality product the league's putting out here
>>151512557Is it? Can anyone name two players on it? (I guess if you've been watching with this sound on maybe now you can, but no way could you before the game)
>>151512538because it happened before the snap so whatever happened on that play is null
>>151512429they doin tricks on it for seattle
>They had 1st and goal from the three....and got nothing>.....That's rough
you now remember brock osweiler
Why is Seattle doing anything other than running the ball
>>151512601Sorry, didn’t see a thing
>Poostain Disastros
Liquidate the Texans, Sell the Titans to competent owners and relocate them back to Houston to bring back the Oilers, and St Louis gets a new team.
>it's closeoh come on
i saw some college girl at target grab her breasts (black tank top with no bra) and squeeze/jiggle them openly to her two friends.she saw me looking, and gave a final squeeze. i was shocked and didnt even reactdid i fumble an opportunity here? legit didnt even know what i was seeing. didnt even register.
CAN EITHER OF THESE DOGSHIT QBS COMPLETE A PASS
>>151512557the texans have been like this all season and it's easy to see the problems. It's a shame they're wasting an elite defense like this
>>151512622Kino
>>151512588Oh please. Guys get away with that all the time. If it's "fixed" explain the previous call that gave them a second chance.
>>151510955So now that its pretty much confirmed Stroud is a bust, do the Texans roll the dice on one of the multiple QBs coming out in next years draft?
imagine scrambling your brains for this slurper
>>151512625No
SLOPFEST!!!
>>151512632Kek everyone coming out is fucking dogshit except maybe Mendoza
>>151512632they all suck
>>151512625no, women are just whoresif you tried anything she'd reject you instantly
>4:30 leftI'm going to mcfucking kill myself
>>151512615They need to kill time, they can't pass, and they have a beast of an RB who falls forward for 3 yards no matter what... better call a sideline shot.
>tuned in 5 minutes agowhat a terrible game
>>151512622>st louis gets a new teamyou've convinced me
>>151512596Not his fault unironically
@151512625she was attentionwhoring dummy. they don't want your awkward looking autistic ass
semen slurping game
Texans defense is keeping it going. lol offense.
>stumbles on a recovery>almost get a safety but just short so no push on the overThis is torture what the fuck.
>>151512614great career>40 mil career earnings>sb ring>no cte>now calling late night games for a living
>>151512642You sound emotionally stable.
You can all go to sleep now. Seattle is going to win. The Texans haven't been able to do shit all night.
>>151512625>Hey, so I saw you squeezing your boobies from over thereWhat could go wrong?
What other games are worst of the season so far? This is definitely up there.
Holy shit completed passes
>>151512622>competent ownersno such thing
>>151512385Kek
>>151512643do me first
This game fucking sucks
>meme chuck on 2nd down>take a sack on 3rd down, almost a safetyHow the fuck does the Seahawks offense keep trying to give up the game?
>>151512622Keep at it. Move the Jags to London and the Colts back to Baltimore and kill the whole cursed division
>>151512497>TLaw/Ramsit was this bad?
Texans offense have had the ball over the 50 at the start of the drive three times in a row and have 0 points from it
>>151512656they just like the attention
>>151512632Fuck it just tank for a proper white QB like Mendoza
Someone explain how I started drinking at 1:00 yesterday until around midnight and had almost half a handle and felt fine in the morning, but I've drank less than half of the same in 6 hours and I'm about to pass out.
How does this game still have 3:42 left?
>>151512676That's not a bad thing.
The total was 41 btwPrepare for a turnover
>>151512606i can name most of them and they are the #2 rushing defense in the league. they have only given up 12 TDs in 7 games
>>151512643Remember what the Broncos did.
>>151512678Lmao
>>151512680Dehydration.
>>151512678 6 7 67
>>151512625what could you even say?>saw you squeezing them, can i try?>havent seen that much jiggle since the last time i ate jello>those are huge babe?
>>151512669>A team outside the USno
Do the Texans have any quick passes in their playbook or do they want to get Stroud killed?
>21/46Fucking hell
>>151512675the texans o line is partly to blame but stroud is an absolute statue in the pocket. He has zero mobility. Honestly my closest comparison is a black mac jones.
>>151512683It feels like they've been sitting at 39 for hours. This is fucking bullshit.
>>151512682that the same thing as i said in the first post
>>151512678Hopefully someone has the key.
it's way past all these guys bedtimes that's why this game is a shitfest
Fuck that Asian ball girl was hot
>>151512655Wasn't he some rich kid too? 6'8, rich and handsome, world is his oyster.
>>151512625A girl did that to me the other day but she was in high school
>>151512680your body can probably only take so much and you probably got bad sleep
>>151512695>mfs on 4chan will post this but then act like sneed and digits are the peaks of humor
>>151512678His dad is locked in a cell lol
>>151512708No it isn't, and that's why you have work to do.
PURE FUCKING SLOPFEST
hold my flag
The endzone is lava
have the texans ever heard of a fucking slant? A quick out? A fucking curl? Anything to help with the pressure
>>151512625your only shot was saying straight up “can i get a squeeze too”really risky though
>1st overall pick
>>151512701>blac jones
>>151512670TLAW was bad. He moved the ball better than Stroud but still had the same hilarious failure/ universe cursing him thing happening
That flop was unreal
>>151512625MILKY MAMA
>another bullshit call to keep driving pooston down the fieldLowkey one of the biggest refshows of the season
The way Stroud barrel rolls instead of sliding is so funny
Lmao fuck Houston
why does Stroud trip and roll every time instead of sliding
>back to fucking MEMEPLAYSI AM GONNA RIP THE NUTS OFF THESE RETARDS
>you gave hime the evil eye, 25 yard penalty, automatic 1st down
im going to throw up
Did he died?
>>151512625just say>loved that dance you did earlierand see how she responds. if she wants to play along she would give a cheeky answer. if not shed act confused or something.
>>151512732Stroud was #2
>o/u is 41OH COME ON THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>151512740>>151512744sub-65 IQ genetics
>>151512718>unc crashing out
>>151512752lol oh yeah. Well they both suck so who cares.
Bahahahahahahaa
>>151512753You might be finished. Refs got fucked and fucked you too
>the ravens lost 44-10 to this teamlol
Why do the texans hate football
seattle defense is scary man
holy shit man
>>151512753First game? (((sports betting))) runs all leagues now
bet it hit the ground
I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind
i thank God everyday i dont live in texas
aw man... the fun ended. pls overturn pls overturn
FINALLY
marks deserves that td
seahawks will do the right thing and just run the ball 3 times, right?TIME MATTERS MORE THAN ANYTHING
>kicking the PAT firstTragic lack of ball knowledge
THANK FUCKING GOD THE OVER HIT FUCK YOU
>>151512767Beginning to think that 1-5 Ravens team isn't all that great.
Go for 2 and even if you fail you can go for 2 to tie. WTF is he thinking?!?!>black coaches
More than a few grass heems today
>>151512765>>151512753Nice W, anon
Could still be an hour of game left depending on how things go
what an ugly tuddy
>>151512787they don't got that dawg in em
imagine if the Texans won?
The toxins.
>>151512751Girls do this shit to me all the time but I could never for the life of me come up with something clever like this in the moment
Lets find a way to go to OT
>UNBELIEVEABLE job by CJ Stroud tonight
>UNBELIEVABLE job by CJ Stroud tonightwhat the fuck
>>151512808You can just say hello.
FIRST 1 AM GAME >you are hereFIRST 2 AM GAME (OT)FIRST 3 AM GAME (full OT tie)
Hahahahahahaha
>>151512818Based Liv Enjoyer
>>151512792you know that ends up with zero extra points every time, right?
>o/u is 41>39 for an absurd amount of time
>>151512751this dude is 40+
>>151512684they also have 2 of their best defensive players out kek
>>151512779No you don't. What a dumb thing to post. It's easy not to live somewhere.
>one first down and it's overI know there's going to be some bullshit and it won't happen
>>151512818The glaze of Stroud tonight has been fucking insane with how dogshit he's played
>kicking itKWAB game over
>>151512824>hellohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmH4iWoJfTo&pp=ygUQaGVsbG8gZHJhZ29uZXR0ZQ%3D%3D
man the texans coaching is really fucking stupid. how do you not just kick that out of bounds to save the two minute warning
15 minute mandatory naptime break per the NFL players union bylaws
>>151512824I just stare blankly but maybe I'll try that
>>151512862Introducing yourself helps too.
>>151512826No major sporting event should be held west of the mississippi or start later than 8 pm.
if this goes OT, given the mandatory ad break between regulation and overtime, we have a shot at a legit 3 AM game
The Texans absolutely fucking STINK!
>all you have to do is kick the ball as hard as you can out of the endzone>no, i shant be doing that
>>151512866>No event should be held west of the mississippiIFTFY
>>151512659the Raiders were a historic no show yesterday
Are onside kicks even possible anymore? I haven't seen an attempt of one since the rule change
>>151512852Sitting in Houston fucking stewing about this right now.With the review they had like 3 full minutes just to sit and think about it.
>>151512872Ball comes out to the 35 or some shit. Teams score at 50% from that starting position.
>>151512880with the rule change its unlikely we will ever see a successful attempt ever again.
>>151512880Yes. I've seen a few. Couldn't even begin to tell you the rules for them though, lol
>>151512865Then what
>>151512880they tried a few, one even had the literal perfect bounce and they still couldn't recover it, it's impossible
inb4 overtime
awful game
this xheattle coach would fucking kill himself if charbonet got hurt wouldn't he? he fucking HATES KWIII.
>>151512891literally irrelevant in this scenario. They get a 3 and out or lose
>>151512895The Panthers did it sucessfully against the Cards a couple weeks ago
im gonna cry
>>151512900How the fuck should I know?
I want to have sex with men.
>>151512885and even before that touchdown play there was no urgency to get up to the line and snap the ball. they wasted like 40 seconds. horribly coached team
lmao
>>151512866>least coasties malding again
>>151512880nope no more fun allowed, someone could get hurt
Refs have had ENOUGH it’s bed time
Lmao wow
>>151512904The script couldn't possibly be that good.
Dumb ass fucking ape.
It's finally over bros...
refs called it because they were at risk of a 2 AM gamebogandoffs did not want that shit.
reffies just wanna go home
Based reffies just want to go home
>>151512625Yeah you did but it’s not like you were prepared. Next time you’re that lucky just tease her about the fact that she was trying to seduce you
Fitting that it ends with a fat black dude jumping onto a pile of men
Are you fucking serious? You're gonna end the game like that? On a niggermomentTM? I genuinely thought the refs would keep it going for the excitement>>151512906Shut up cat
Should I make corndogs or a sausage and egg breakfast burrito?
fitting way to end..whatever that was
KWAB great way to end this shitfest. good night bros
What a dumbass ref ending the game like that. You ruined the chance of a hail mary win.
Toxins are fucking done, they're losing at least their next 3 straight
>ending the game on a personal foulnothing more appropriate for this shitshowJust abolish the fucking league.
>>151512911Oh. This game is taking so long I thought there was still 8 minutes to go or something, lol.
lol you stupid fucking NIGGER
>can finally turn off the gamecy'all thursday
>>151512930Ummm the bogdonsoffs died several years ago
That was a game
>>151512948corndogs, one with spicy mustard and the other with ketchup
Football at 1:30am is pure kino
>>151512954>You ruined the chance of a hail mary winThat would have led to OT. It was a merciful penalty.
>>151512948I was thinking of having a bacon burritoSo I say the burrito
>>151512930It's not even 1 in the first world part of the country
>>151512954WE ALL WANNA GO TO BED FUCK OFF
>>151512956there are too many teams, they need to condense the talent that's there
based fat black guy belly flopping on the pile to end the game.
fucking good night
>>151512920Yeah Ryans doesn't have it. That's pretty obvious.Also, that is the most laughable ref ball I've ever seen at the end. Deficit is 8. The best the Texans can do is tie, which takes the end of the game to 2AM ET minimum.Refs literally just said fuck it, ratings, this game is over.NFL is barely a sport.
>>151512602If you're gonna run it like that on the goal line, why not use Chubb?
>>151512913I didn't fucking ask
>>151512981The 4 major leagues should all have 24 teams. 32 teams is too much
Thank you gentlemen
postgame show was 7 minutes
>>151513039My heroes
>>151513009it literally doesn't matter when 2 dudes are hitting you in the backfield. Marks is also better than Chubb in current year
>>151512961look at Dane Cookthe Bog previous hosts may have expired, but Bog passes from body to body, like Bob from Twin Peaks
