RIP MTV edition
previous thread>>151509361
Baker Mayfield cost me a win in fantasy.
>>151514590Is that gay porn?
>>151514602All porn is gay. you're watching another man fuck.
>>151514608Even lesbian porn?
>>151514617a man is filming
>6 posts in>no mahomo pastanature is healing
>>151514620Gay or straight?
>>151514608Wait-
>>151514627
>raiders
Mahomes sucks and has no auraHere's a list of QBs that have been objectively better in the current and last seasons:Hurts McKee Goff Mayfield Allen Jackson Burrow Herbert Stafford Darbold DanielsPrescott (D.) Jones (M.) Jones Maye Nix Flacco Rodgers Penix Cousins Lock Dobbs Brissett Richardson Young Ward McCarthy Minshew Heinicke Rush Wilson Lawrence Stroud Browning Williams Carr Purdy Smith Murray PickettAnd so on.
lets laugh at this anon who posted at the bump limit thread>>151514642
>>151514620No dudes it's hetero
>>151514590what happened to mtv?
>>151514652That guy has the right idea but forgot to include Kenny Pickett in his list
>using 2024 data ishygddt
>>151514654
>>151514654They gave us the Alice in Chains mtv unplugged they can rest in peace
>>151514654It's all gay porn now. You need no dudes.
CONGRATULATIONS TYLER LOCKETT, YOU ARE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
>>151514590BAKEY IS SHAKEY :)))BUSCKEKY GETTING QUAKEY
>>151514685Stop shouting
>>151514608What about female solo JOI?
>>151514698>>151514678I'd rather watch gore again wtf is this shitA woman's lips are designed for cock
>>151514690Seriously you're too loud
>>151514718Cock? You sound really gay
this nigga searching for lesbian porn on tumblr
>>151514741Having kids implies he fucked his wife which is gay
>>151514737No he's obviously a pedo
>2566>2577>2574That's a lot of lesbian porn. Get help.
FLY LION FLYIN THE RIAD TI WINNING GAMETOUCHDOWN 1 2 3WE ARE WINNING GAME
the doctor is in
>>151514670That's what you get for showing shows about underage sex instead of music videos like you did in the 80s
>>151514796Is it girls or kissing you don't like? Also, kissing isn't porn.
>>1515147991. Stop shouting2. Your post is a lame knock off3. If it has wings it's not a Lion it's a Sphinx
>>151514802The Bears should have done it 2 years ago.
didn't watch the late ass hawks game. what is going on here?
>>151514851Is that gay porn?
This one Anon is very upset over the gay porn comment.
>>151514851Scavenging.
>>151514734>posts gay womeni am BEGGING YOU to go back to posting gore
>>151514871Are you upset?
>>151514877Is it kissing or women you don't like?
The Superbowl is going to be the Bears beating the Colts and you guys will like it.
>>151514910The Bears and the Colts in a Super Bowl? Psh, like that will ever happen.
>>151514910I got the eagles beating the patriots
dunk on refs
>>151514926I've got patriots getting eliminated by a last minute tyquan Thornton touchdown but they make waves next year
lions fans are insufferable
>>151514959Hey man, if lions fans could read this they'd blame the refs
If he came out of retirement, fresh off a torn triceps, was immediately the Eagles best pass rusher, and was a catalyst in yet another Super Bowl, would he finally have a Hall of Fame case?
>>151514959To be fair, Lions are the new bandwagon team this year. Most of the "lions trolls" are not real Detroit fans.
I think the Eagles might have a case for being the best of these teams, despite being physically incapable of actually playing well. Also, the 49ers are definitely the worst
>>151514627>you can put it anywherethat's when I became fully activated as a male
>>151514959all me and my sockpuppets btw
Why do most teams neglect to build an O-Line or is it the current O-Line meta is obsolete? Do teams need to move away from the obese linemen who get winded after a few plays?
>>151515038They mostly live in Michigan but they're also the same fans who wear UofM gear to games and act like Tom Brady was this beloved Michigan QB before he won 5 rings.The Old Lions fans like myself are a bunch of sickos who laugh about the horrific things we witnessed. I still remember that fucking Gym Shortz challenge on Thanksgiving. Fucking retard.
>>151515078it's hard to find OLinemen that are not only good but also durable
>>151515038>no true lions fan:/
>>151514959
Would the Niners trade away Brock Purdy for Max Crosby from the Raiders?
why does Bo upset non whites so much?
>>151515181Yes. The question is whether the Raiders would be stupid enough.
>>151515045You don’t think, you’re subhuman cattle who watches this rigged slop
Patriots getting the 1 seed?
>>151515217>Raidersyou mean mark, and yes he is
Colts remaining schedule>Titans: W>Steelers: W>Falcons: W>Chiefs: ...L?Jaguars: WSeahawks: W>49ers: W>Jaguars: W>Texans: W
AFC WEST looking like the strongest division in football!
>>151515263In reality this is because they play the afc south
Who do you think will move the most by January?
>>151515086hey, that's "super bowl champion gym shorts" to you
>>151515192you just fabricated that in your mind to fuel your victim complex
Foul on the play... DEFENCE>*points aggressively in your teams direction*
>>151515263even though I don't care for the packers, it would be very funny if the Cowboys pick for Parsons ends up being 31 or 32 after all that grandstanding
feels good to be #1
>>151515275>Patriots have by far the lowest SOSThat explains it
>>151515279tez totally fucked bo's sisters
>>151515291>beating bad teams is LE BAD XD!:/
>>151515276I never said he was a bad DC just don't let him be a HC.
>>151515310i can go along with that
>>151515301You'll be begging for those bad teams when they get blown out in the playoffs.
>hurt my back and now it burns when i pee after fucking some femboy still worth it though
Giants won KWABOTW
>>151515288>Packers Playoff Probability 82%>Lions Playoff Probability 83%>ESPN Division winner odds>Packers +100>Lions +130Listen big bro. You ain't that guy anymore. Rodgers and Favre aren't going to parachute in at max power and save you from Love melting down in meaningful games. I'm sorry but you're gonna slip.
>>151515301It's not bad but it implies that if they make the 1 seed they'll be 1 and done
>>151515331anyway, go rams
>>151515339Vegas doesn't decide who wins the division. Games do. And you already lost.
>>151515222Not sure why you quoted me while you were talking to your mirror, but thanks for the reply
>>151515339silence goofer
>>151515359Yeah I know you beat up pear and square.Just don't slip.You beat us in Week 1 and I can't argue with that.Just don't slip.I mean you've also have a stupid easy schedule and an early BYE week with horrible rest going into our second match but you did beat us in Week 1. Just don't slip.I mean Love still hasn't figure it out in Year 6 and you haven't won a division since people were wearing masks to games.Just don't slip big guy.You are definitely not last year's Vikings thriving off of an easy schedule. Definitely not.
Just dropped a fat stinky Baker Mayfield in the office shitter.
>>151515398Now play Jordan Love's Greatest hits.
Seahawks / Lions NFCCG
OHNONONONONOONOOOORAVNEDISISSSIESNO MADDEN FOR YOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED!
>>151515432I forgot the news!>[The Baltimore Sun] Ravens coaches reportedly remove “distractions” like ping pong and video games from locker room after loss to ChiefsNO MORE FORTNITE!
>took away the ping pong tableshe's gone, but what team will hire him next season?
Will Jon Harbaugh go to College or coach Miami next season?
>>151515439>taking the Ping Pong tableIt's over...
How did Houston do all of this and lose?
>>151515476Well you see the rest of the game occured.
This was a loss we had in 2020 on our way to winning a Super Bowl so yeah I don't believe losing in Detroit means the sky is falling.
the bucanneers are on pace for an NFL record 89 injuries this season, with evans now out for the season (likely career ending).
>>151515476
>>151515532thats about 6 severe injuries per game. ship of thesueus ahhh team
>people itt are so insecure in their heterosexuality that the sight of a penis makes them recoil because they fear it'll make them gayKWAB
>>151515532bros is it sustainable to be losing 6 or 7 players every game?
>>151515555Nice digits, Aaron.
>>151515263raiders?????
>pooa
>>151515572The XFL team? What about them?
Is the colts going 6-1 just a fluke? I can’t imagine them even putting up two TD’s on the chiefs
they should relocate the miami dolphins to salt lake city
>kangz
I predict the Broncos end up scoring less than 10 points next game >>151515589the NFL is shit this year so not really, they've got a good roster. I expect them to beat the Chiefs who put out vanilla play in a close game in order not to give up spags complete plan for stopping Jonathan Taylor until playoffs.
>>151515632>the NFL is shit this yearevery team being janky makes the games more interesting
>>151515589You mean the team that's currently 3rd in the AFCW?
>why does Stroud suck now?He should honestly be fined for this. Makes the league look like a fucking joke.
>>151515649I would mog his ass in clash royale
Detroit Lions>broke Lamar Jackson>broke the Buccs>showed that Chiefs are still a contenderI want a Chiefs rematch. Good season so far though Lions bros. Shep was cooking
>>151515649>it’s realHoly fuck man it’s genuinely over for him
>>151515645im not referring to the product, I just mean the individual make up of each teami posit you the Bills, and the Jaguars. Everybody is saying the Jaguars are frauds, and silent on Buffalo but their wins against the Chiefs, 49ers, and Panthers who are all 4-3 or better, are way better than the 4-2 bills whom beat the Jets, Dolphins, Ravens, and Saints.
>>151515662Lions only lost because reffies took away Goff’s based touchdown catch. The team was demoralized from that point on.
>>151515619I remember kangzfags getting real fucking yappy about mcsharty this past offseason
>>151515667i don't think it's contested that the bills have had a soft schedule
>>151515078It's not that most teams are neglecting it. There's simply not enough quality O-line talent for all 32 teams so most teams don't focus on it.
DRAKE MAYE CALLS TOM BRADY CHECKDOWN CHARLIE
>>15151533927-13
>Detroit can have the ball because... um.. they just can
>>151515673Agreed. It did fuck the tempo, which I felt like Lions' blown fourth down in the red zone last night also did. They really should've kicked it thereThat said, we got a little refball last night, though not as bad as the Chiefs got
>>151515709Just seems odd that more teams don't priortize picking a good LT first in the draft rather than a QB or WR but I digress.
>>151515738The most wtf moment was refs not calling the trip sack. I think the tangled interception was a fair call for Detroit. I have no clue what Campbell was trying to do with his last challenge of the fumble/recovery from the Buccs
>>151515762i think he was just using it as an extra long timeout and maybe have the ball spotted in a better position for them
>Remember when Baker had better stats than Mahomes who had no weapons
>Philadelphia Eagles on Instagram: "OUT OF RETIREMENT HE COMES! We’ve agreed to terms with DE Brandon Graham. Bring on Season 16 "winners dont do this
>>151515762My guess is it was meant to be an extended timeout to give his defense time to rest. I don't know how that loophole hasn't been exploited more often, or even why it's legal.
>>151515533mostly the shitass o-line's fault, but CJ seems scared to audible out of plays or change protection
>>151515762>I think the tangled interception was a fair call for DetroitI disagree heavily. >if two opposing players simultaneously possess a pass, the ball is awarded to the offense
The Bucs weren't winning that game regardless but overturning that first down was bullshit. In no way, shape, or form was that clear and obvious evidence to overturn. What the fuck is the point of having the clear and obvious rule if you're going to ignore it?
After week #7 only Matthew Stafford's stats are close to Mahomes and that's only because Mahomes got benched in the 3rd quarter. Now that Mahomes has his weapons the gap is only going to grow.
>After week #7 only Matthew Stafford's stats are close to Mahomes and that's only because Mahomes got benched in the 3rd quarter. >>Now that Mahomes has his weapons the gap is only going to grow.
>>151515821It's Tuesday, why aren't you at work
>>151514608....you don't wipe your own asshole, do you? What the fuck is wrong with Chiefs flyover fags?
my soon to be 8-9 chicago bears
>>151515813You literally see the ball is 2 inches short in video replay. Or did we need an index card for proof?
>>151515788The offense never possessed the ball.
>>151515839You do not have a straight line angle to determine if the ball was truly behind the line to gain and thus it is not clear and obvious. Kill yourself.
https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119
>>151515848He held on to it all the way onto the ground. He also grabbed it before the defensive player
>>151515845>sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>151515839the balls have RFID trackers but they refuse to use them for...reasons
toxins traded the only serviceable lineman they had btw
I went dancing last night and I am fucking sick as a dog. Why are human beings so gross? Frank was unironically right
>i went dancing
>going dancing
>>151515850Computer chip in the ball.
>>151515737It's going to be another Chiefs-Eagles episode, isn't it....
>>151515876they're probably just gathering data this season to make sure the tech actually works. they were using it for spotting during the preseason if i remember correctly
>>151515876>reasons
>>151515898>>151515901lol
>I went dancing last night
>>151515737You barely beat the Cardinals and Bengals. No one takes your week 1 win seriously.
>>151515839This >>151515850Based on all the precedent ever, it should not have been clear enough to overturn the call on the field.
>>151515898>>151515901>>151515916
>>151515898Sorry that dancing is forbidden by your prophet who was raped by a pack of Zutts in the sweltering summer of 612.
>>151515909>mlb: canada vs LgAy>nfl: chiefs vs eagles again>nba: some gay shit idkwhy must sports be so awful, is it gambling?
>>151515855But did he possess the ball?
>>151515788Offense had a greater case for possession
>>151515923One more outburst like that and I'm going to throw the flag for Intentional Bitching.
>>151515934reread my previous post
I meant defense* >>151515936
>>151515936>Defender caught the ball with 2 hands>Offensive player tried to squeeze it with his arm and didn't survive going to the ground anywayIt was overturned.
>i went dancing last night
>Has only played 2 real teams in the Eagles and Lions>Lost both of them by multiple possessionsFraud status???
>>151515971Not as fraud as the Packers. Even ESPN won't carry water for them.
>>151515966This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
So can we finally put to bed the ridiculous claim that Hurts and the Eagles can't win a game passing?
>>151515966That's a troon with hip implants. Female anatomy looks nothing like that.
What the fuck is this bullshit
>>151515709This. Some teams try to Moneyball it but you at least need one good tackle
>>151515987Helluva tuck job then.>dude I work at Chipotle, I am very well versed on female anatomy and how the Jews fool us
>>151515737>outside looking in
>>151515978monitor on bitchknees
>>151515993I have no idea which ones are supposed to be the “circle” because when I type in the captcha from the “circle” letters, it’s incorrect.
>>151515993easy if you arent a smooth brain
>>151515985AJ Brown is like>"you could've been feeding me all this time"
>>151515993good morning I hate mods
>>151515993Damn my auto captcha solver wouldn’t stand a chance against that
Good morning Saars
>>151515999You patriots fans know all about tucking and tuck rules.
>>151516027Damn right.
>>151515993>moot>we'll only have captcha until the spam from anontalk ends>anontalk literally shutdown and it's owner went to prison like a decade ago>still have captcha:/
>>151515977Packers fraud status is unknown. They have a nice win over the healthy Lions.
>>151515279You just know Tez Johnson learned this behavior from living in that household with No Nix
>>151515777he has 2 owl rings, he is a winner.
What did he mean by this?
It’s Maye
>>151516054i'm actually impressed tua managed to survive this game
>>151516061lol
>>151516061Imagine Ben Johnson with Drake
>>151516072>i-it doesn't count, OK!!!
>>151515950>>151515945
>>151516054How are you gonna trust >pooa to throw the ball on third and long from your own 2? Mcreddit is a retard
>>151516061>completion % above expectedWhy don't they just set lower expectations for the bad quarterbacks?
>>151516063mcdaniel is determined to kill him as his final act as the dolphins hc, so he'll keep starting him. maybe it was his plan all along and he never actually believed in him, kinda based ngl
>>151516081This
>>151516076Just giving some context, tripfriend. You don't have to get all worked up, but I guess a hit dog will holler.
>>151516076I’m originally from New Delhi and I’m happy JD Vance is in office. The Trump admin is planning on bringing the rest of my family over and granting them asylum.
The Chiefs have assembled all the puzzle pieces and have unlocked the key to total domination. Your worst fears have been realized. All opposition shall be vanquished. All eyes will weep, all mouths will round with lamentation.Shout to the heavens all you like. Your prayers will go unanswered. For all non-Chiefs fans, welcome to Hell.
I'm going to post some mp4s
>>151516108Lane is so fucking good.
>>151516098No, you are passively posing an argument. Have you seen Drake's balls? They are lasers with a perfect spin. His scrambles have left defenders in the dust. If that Jew Kraft dares to open his pocketbook for some free agents at the trade deadline, he may have some actual weapons to put up some even greater numbers. I think you're just mad the Bills are on the decline and the league has to deal with the Patriots reborn.
>>151516101They better get on the Chiefs' season ticket waitlist now, then.
is mike evans hurt again, nigga just came back
>>151516061why does everyone hate love?
Seahawks Lions NFCCG
Jaylon Moore is a starter in this league, he shouldn't be forced to be a backup tackle. Chiefs should set him free to a team that needs him like the Chargers. Nah just joking, life is good.
>>151516124were actually broncos fans
>>151516131>Darnold vs GoofWould be an interesting spaghetti bowl
>>151516125he broke is collarbone and will be out for most of the season
>>151516106I need all of your Chiefs Momiji Inubashiris.
drake maye has an actual make-a-wish schedule and still lost to geno smINT in foxborough keek
>>151516132You had no idea who this was 60 minutes ago
>>151516131I turn the tv off immediately
>>151515993I remember when this site didn't have no damn Captcha but you also had to type noko in the options or it would send you back to page 1 and not being able to find the thread
Cooper DeJean is so good
>>151516167I'm pretty sure catalogs were added around the same time captcha was
>>151516118>>151516144isaiah rodgers deserved every single gamer word dmbut also the bomb to smith was gorgerous, might be the most impressive throw i've ever seen from hurts
>>151516115No need to sperg this hard, I don't really care that much about >your shit team
>>151514617Lesbian porn isn't even sex
>>151516153>actual make-a-wish scheduleI thought you were joking about this then I googled it. It's the most easiest schedule I've seen in my life.
>>151516180I still miss Isaiah, but he did get cooked repeatedly
>>151516160Isn’t this Riley Reid?
>>151516073couldve happened if not for ryan poles being fat and retarded
>>151516182You don't know ball, m8. It's all good.
>>151516200No, go cowboys btw!
>>151516178Yes but talking about the time before Captchas
>>151516185It's unlikely at this rate that he'll be tested by an actual talented and healthy secondary
>>151516149zamn, he will announce retirement soon probs
>Hurts’ 108.9 passer rating is highest in Eagles history through seven games. The previous high was Carson Wentz’s 108.1 in 2018. Hurts is only the third quarterback ever with 70 percent completion percentage, 11 or more passing TDs and one or fewer interceptions through seven games. The others are Alex Smith in 2017 and Drew Brees in 2018.
>>151516226Your nostalgia glasses have more dried sperm on them than riley's face if you think pre Captcha 4chan was some paradise.
I could suck a mean dick right about now
>>151516223this is a sad reality for most white men in the west. The women spend years hooking up with black men and then when they finally want to settle down, they find a white cuck for a husband. White men are the most cucked human beings on the planet, it’s so embarrassing.
Imagine being a Vikuck
>>151516106>and have unlocked the key to total dominationIf they trade for an edge rush and make Brashard Smith their RB1 they become a super team.
>>151516226Yeah I know, I was just saying that moot added them around the same time
>>151516243>this is what /pol/ actually believesM8, just because they don't want to fuck you doesn't mean they don't fuck white dudes. Lift, eat better, and brush your damn teef.
>>151516235what are the safeties even doing
>>151516243Maybe girls would be more likely to want to fuck you if you weren't a weird little racefag sperg
>>151516235mcdaniels is such a lucky bastard to have yet another elite qb drop right into his lap. i'll die of laughter if someone gives him a 3rd chance as an hc
>thinking I browse /pol/ /gif/ is my home board, white men are complete beta males
>>151516243gottah love how demoralized these 2016 tourists are
>>151516276I could see Tennessee offering it to try and fuck over Vrabes.>>151516272'mirin
>>151516277well this explains everything
>>151516237
>>151516233Not impressive since he has low pass attempts. If he was asked to pass as many times as Stafford or Herbert he would have more turnovers. Eagles are a run team.
>>151516302based
This right here is why the Patriots are atop the AFC East.
WHO WON KWABOTWMy entry is the Dolphins. They got blown out by the Browns
I was at the grocery store earlier and saw a white woman making out with a rigged black guy. I can’t believe us white men are this pathetic, I can’t even get a girlfriend and I’m 38
This is the first time in 5 years that I've seen bradysknee make more than 5 posts about his patriots on /nfl/. I'm proud of him. Glad he's being uppity and hopeful.
>goes from the giants to the colts>gains the power of both manning brotherscan he be stopped?
>>151516336Oh go complain to Asmongold's chat.
>>151516336ripped*
>>151516353rigged was funnier
>>151516347That's not supported by the evidence. I guarantee I was insufferable Week 1 last year when the Pats booty clapped the Bengals.
>>151516333either dolphins, giants or jags
>>151516326i felt like i was going insane that entire draft process with all the hot takes about maye not being nfl-ready. how the fuck did the commies trick themselves into drafting robert griffin the fourth instead of this man
Doctors always expected the injury to be 6 weeks, but someone told you it was "2-4" weeks first and then gave the 6 weeks remark a few days later when less people are listening.
>>151516348I think he's a shitty QB that went to a stacked team similar to Jimmy G winning on the 49ers. Dart is proof that the Giants weren't a bad team, they just weren't good enough to carry a complete bum like Daniel Jones. Put a good QB on the Colts and they are a superteam.
>>151516364Maye is still unpolished, Sunday he was taking too many risks including the concussion scare. They need to drill into him he just needs to throw.
>>151516277NFL = gayNFL = mostly blackblacks = mostly gay
Gibbs is unironically the greatest running back in the NFL right now
Darnold to JSN is magic. Love watching these guys (hate watching Kubiak call momentum-killing trick plays)
how is Mike Mcdaniel still employed?just fucking look at himit's one thing to play the "sensitive nerd player's coach" when things are going well, but when you're shit, what do you bring to the table? at least when things go bad for meatheads like vrabel, sirianni or campbell, they can try to rally the troops and will run through a wall and yell and try to inspirewhen you're a shanny disciple all you have is the scheme, and when that fails, you have nothing
>>151516302I hope for the Hooisers, but their defense is kind of slow.>>151516372He's hot-blooded
>>151515572Don't worry about >us
>>151516381Florida is a shithole.
>there are still faggots itt that take pee eff eff’s word as gospelnot even a queefs fan but what the fuck
>>151516302>amateur footballkwab
>>151516392Bo is WAY too low
>>151516392>>151516403>PFFhttps://youtu.be/gNz3VF-IKE8&t=517
Bix Nood make ya seethe?
>>151516402anal-lick-dicks has gone too far
>>151516392Mahomes hasn't done shit this year. Geno and Bo are ass though, I'll give you that.
>>151516364>how the fuck did the commies trick themselves into drafting robert griffin the fourth instead of this manMaye is legit, but Daniels was absolutely the better QB last year. I always hate you hindsight artists who act so smug for using today's knowledge to answer yesterday's questions. And I ESPECIALLY hate the other 2024 QB draft class faggots. All of last year you people did the whole "we we're just a plucky team in a rebuild" shtick, but as soon as your QB looked halfway decent, you started shitting on 5
>>151516417Why do you say that?
Drake maye is HIM
>>151515649kek based
>>151516418He did what Baker could not. Not so ass now that he has his weapons.
>>151516423mr griffin IV had an actual NFL-caliber staff around him last year, maye had jerod mayo as his HC
>>151516392Bo is WAY too high
Short
>>151516423i was pounding the table for maye back when midaniels was still projected as a 3rd round pick where he correctly belonged, you can go lecture the flip-flopping lamestream media hacks about hindsight, but not me
>>151516448>had an actual NFL-caliber staff around him last yearIt's easier to just say you don't know ball. Daniels had more rush yards then Brob (our RB1), he was throwing to Ja-Corey Brooks (you don't know who that is), and EVERYONE said Ertz was washed at the start of the year. It was a 4 win team
How has Brian Daboll not been fired yet?
>>151516449>>151516418>>151516403>>151516392>PFFJust trust my eye test bro, don't believe in stats or your own eye test.
>>151515775>a new challenger approachesImagine if Maye had even half the weapons Mahomes has.
>karen rodgers
>>151516481Drake maye had Tyquan thorton last season
>>151516492no way he actually said that
>>151516463so you’re saying the ccg run was fugazi? glad we’re on the same page.
I think the seahawks are the worst team in the League at trick plays.
>>151516493Oh, well then...
>>151516481Mahomes didn't have his weapons until a week ago. Mahomes top WR was Thornton. You know, the guy your Patriiots didn't think was good enough for their practice squad.
>>151516492Please be real
>>151516461>back when midaniels was still projected as a 3rd round pick where he correctly belongedWashington's offense is averaging 25.7 points per game, the Patriots are averaging 25.8. It really is just easier to admit that you don't watch games. The Patriots are doing better because their DC isn't a retarded coon>>151516501>inventing people to reply toKWAB
Couple weeks ago the chiefs were dead but now we are back to mahomes mvp and the sky is opalite
>>151516509>didn't have his weapons>he NEEDS MORE HECKIN HELPBaker's elevating. Are you saying Patty Cakes can't elevate?
>>151516505Yes >we are AWFUL at trick plays. They've resulted in turnovers nearly every attempt under Kubiak.
>Refsan: Don't worry njigba-chan, I'll protect you.>H-hai.
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>>151516524>refs are bad peopl-
>>151516526Meme stat
>>151516514>Washington's offense is averaging 25.7 points per gameand didn't miss a beat when mariota was in there
Who won the kwaboty this week?
>>151516533Cope post
>>151516533You guys are going to start having to wake up about Drake Maye, or get bussy blasted into oblivion as the season goes on
Fans already want Aaron Glen fired for starting the season 0-7 but people forget that Kyle Shanahan started his coaching stint with the Niners by going 0-9
>>151516538Brian Daboll
patriots are having their 2024 commies season, no need to seethe, just let it run its course until they get bootyblasted by a real team in the playoffs
>>151516551Like whom?
>>151516551I think they lose to the Colts in the conference championship
I can't get over that Raiders loss. How the hell did they beat the Patriots week 1? preseason week 5 I guess huh. They had no fight in them by half-time. Impossible to more thoroughly dominate and dismantle a team any more than the Chiefs did. That's not supposed to happen in the NFL. looked like Bama vs. Mississippi State. embarassing
>>151516520>Baker's elevatingHow did that go for him when he played the Lions? Turns out you need WR1s and not WR4s.>>151516517The last two weeks is what Mahomes used to look like in his first 4 seasons. The Taylor Swift era Mahomes was a fraud. He's back.
>>151516509>has Brown>has legendary TE>has Thorton>"b-b-but that's only 3 weapons, a rebuilt O-line and a top defense! He needs more help!!!
>>151516505They are. Which makes no sense when their offense can move the ball just fine
Lameme status?
>>151516558im not sure, its hard to tell with the afc because all of them are utterly useless when it comes to beating the mutt, so ill say chiefs
Sup, ball-knowers and students of the game?
>>151516537Someone didn't watch the Atlanta game
>>151516533Passer rating isn't even an advanced stat.
>>151516447Baker's a fraud, so what?
>>151516538Bakey
FYI I am the top rated /sp/ poster between the hours of 9-11 EST when threads have fewer than 100 posts and there are two tripfags lurking.
>>151516551Seahawks too. Looked up all their wins, started laughing. Then looked up their remaining schedule, laughed even harder.
If you need all your receivers to even get to the playoffs, are you really the MVP?
>>151516580Sup fren. Im watching tape right now gotta learn the game
Did you guys seriously meme yourselves into thinking Bakey wasn't always a meme QB?
>>151516460Not a straight-line view. Not clear enough to overturn the call on the field.
>>151516578Currently acquiring more help
>>151516569>has BrownOkay I'll give you that.>has legendary TEHe's 36 years old.>has ThortonHe wasn't good enough for the Patriots practice squad.But yeah, now that he has Rice and Worthy he does in fact have a lot of weapons. This is the best Chiefs team I've seen in my life.
>>151516591kek
>>151516592They pretty much have the same schedule as the Rams
>>151516381McMemeial is a retard (seriously, why are you throwing it that many times in 50mph winds with constant rain), but there's no fucking point in firing him midseason. The reincarnation of Vince Lombardi couldn't do anything with this team. The roster is fucking trash, starting first and foremost with Pooa Turndaballova. The real question to ask is "how is Chris Grier still employed?">Zero (0) playoff wins with Chris Grier as general manager>Built a retarded roster of all skill position players when everyone knows that playoff football is won/lost in the trenches>Gave Pooa over 50M per year and 167M guaranteed
>>151516611>both lost the the 49IRsgrim
>>151516579The reffies remain the greatest obstacle if that's the case.
>>151516558I think the anon means your QB is going to get tape'd like Jayden Daniels, CJ Stroud, and Bo Nix.
>>151516598Based approach. I will look for numerological patterns in QB stats and zodiac signs myself and try to predict the next 300 SBs
>>151516613
>>151516381I'm not sure you can really blame McSneedniel for the Dolphins. He's probably not a great HC, but look what he has to work with.
>>151516073>>151516208apparently the kangz tried to trade up for Maye also
>>151516625>I can still throw it awa-ACK!I love watching heroball get punished
>>151516592Seahawks have a great defense and Darnold is and Smith-Njigba are having a great connection but if njigba ever gets injured, they'd be in deep trouble
>>151516613Drake has a make-a-wish schedule. Google it.
I still cant get over the double review last night. Why was Detroit refunded their challenge when the thing they challenged wasn't overturned?
>>151516640Darnold has been playing pretty well all things considered.
>>151516645Lions fans own refbitches
>>151516645fans were chanting "refs you suck" really loud earlier and the reffies got scared
>>151516611This might blow your mind but teams in divisions have pretty similar schedules.
>>151516649Yeah he's been very solid to say the least. Vikings should have kept him
>>151516644Even still, that stat is for any 6 game period in NFL history. So if there was another team with an easy schedule where the QB played Accurately and was a dual threat, that would be accounted for and that team would show up.
>>151516651when has that ever been the case historically, reffies own detoilet
>>151516663kek do you hear yourself?
>>151516640>Seahawks have a great defenseAny defense can look good when you go against complete ass qbs>DarnoldDid you watch last night? He's the same scrub he's always been
>>151516640Darnold has unironically been a top 10 QB since KOC un-Jetsed him
>>151516666The point is that it doesn't matter.Since if it was solely related to Strength of Schedule, you would expect additional quarterbacks to show up.
>>151516645According to the post-game presser,>When a team challenges or the replay official stops the game, by rule all reviewable aspects of the play are under review.Which makes you wonder why they even announce what exactly the coach is challenging. All that does is confuse people.
Brandon Graham
>>151516671Name 5 QBs who aren't ass this year
>>151516672Darnold played his way out of the MVP race with his fumble and INTs.
>>151516683>pfffuck off retard
>>151515777Graham is coming out of retirement because the Eagles fear the Patriots.
>>151514712A fellow man of exquisite taste I see.
>>151516683>PFFhttps://youtu.be/gNz3VF-IKE8&t=517
>>151516671>Did you watch last night? He's the same scrub he's always beenGood QBs have bad games sometimes, buddy retard. You need to evaluate the entire body of work over the season. In other words, you simply don't know ball.
these mayefags are gonna feel real silly come january
>>151516691Bills fags, maybe Allen didn't have a stable back to take in the short yard Tuddies?
>>151516699>heh, looks like your team that won 4 games last year lost in the AFC championship game. I bet you feel silly.
>>151516699>r-right..?
>>151516685Probably, yeah. Playing your way out of MVP consideration doesn't disqualify you from being considered a good QB though. Unless you're saying that you need to literally be one of the 3 best QBs in the season to be considered "good"... you're not retarded enough to suggest that, right?
>>151516683I don't understand this graph. What the hell is an expected point? What are the metrics of their offensive grade?
>>151516699Let them have their fun. He'll be taped like Bo, Jayden, and Stroud.
>>151516703i mean just look at all the redskins fags this year
>>151516699why, it's already an improvement on last year
>mounts you
>>151516698>Good QBs have bad games sometimes, buddy retardAfter looking it up Darnold has had more bad games this year than good. So not sure what your point is here.
>>151516715>If this happened to a Chiefs player you guys would never shut the fuck up about it.
PFF make ya seethe?
>>151516715
>>151516712Qbert?
>>151516717Uh what? He's had 2 shitty games this year including last night
>>151516710The answers to those questions are easily findable
>>151516133
Baker got the clamps put on him by four doordashers
>>151516738Oh, so you don't know?
Let's just clear up how to translate power rankings into adjectives:Top 1>5 - ELITE6>10 - Great11>15 - Good16>20 - Mediocre21>25 - Bad26>30 - AwfulBelow 30th - JFMSU (aka the Justin Fields zone)
>>151516751Don't kink shame.
>>151516348Stopgap QBs like this that look good in the regular season always, always collapse in the playoffs. See: Darnold last year
>>151516756>Pat gets to fuck other bitches if he wants toSounds pretty based
>>151516467Bo is winning in the most important stat though.
>>151516741having an actual pass rush is nice after the blitzfest of last year
>>151516765Maye's Raiders loss aged badly.
>>151516766Why are flyovers so degenerate?
>>151516766Close, but in reality it's more like>Pat gets his ass fucked like a little bitch (even if he doesn't want to)
>>151516770Wins are a team stat. Take away Bo's elite defense that shuts teams down in the 4th quarter he's be 3-4.
>>151516772It was the Patriots at their worst and the Raiders at their best
>break Mike Evans' collarbone by interfering with his ability to make the catch>don't even get a flag despite it being an obvious PILions are also a dirty fucking team.
>>151516772It's like the patriots beating the bengals last year.
>>151516779The Giants scored 13 in the fourth quarter, retard.
>>151516772>anons still take week 1 football seriously
Wins are a QB stat.
>>151516792Is MLFootball Dov's alt account? It's the same tactics to try to hype up bland shit.
>>151516792This screenshot gave me AIDS
>>151516786>muh PIWho cares man. Let em play
>>151516786Pretty cute seeing these Queefies larp as butthurt Bucs fans.
>>151516671Had some few yikes but also had some wows Imagine if the Seahawks had to play with Milroe, they'd be winless
>>151516806there's a million accounts like this, they get paid to engagement farm
Dayum
I'm glad Mike Evans got injured. I hope Faker Gayfield is next.
>>151516809>Let em commit obvious penalties without being flagged for itYou are genuinely retarded
>>151516825>t. Marshon Lattimore
>>151516823Rashee Rice would be at the top if the league didn't hate the Chiefs.
>>151516819>Had some few yikes but also had some wowsNow this is some real analysis.
>>151516829>genuine refball defender
>>151516843my reffies win every game :^)
>>151516823the offseason drama between pickens and the cowboys if they try to tag him will be unbearable
>>151516786reffies felt bad for detoilet about the queefs game and decided to go easy on them
>>151516825I'm pretty sure ICE deported baker last night. They're the real MVPs.
>>151516823>Jaxson Dart has a more negrofied first name than an unironic negro called Jaxon Mnigga
>>151516836Lol the Chiefs would cut Kelce, Rice and Worthy if it meant they could get JSN
>>151516831This feels like Deja Vu. Weren't the commanders posting stuff like this last season? How'd that turn out for them after Jayden got taped?
Not PI btwI'm not saying we deserved to win or even would have won we got outplayed hard but the refs did fuck us over and over.
>>151516773It's a lifestyle
>>151516786>land on turf>break collarboneNah he's just old
>>151516853I remember people talking about the tape meme with mahomes in 2019
should they trade him?
>>151516853danshit was also the beneficiary of a fuck ton of 1 score wins and an abnormally positive 4th down conversion rate.TAPED and GAPED
>>151516851Not really, "Jax's son" is clearer.
>>151516825when i said players like Mike Evans should load manage until the 'offs they said i was crazy
>>151516861>I'm not saying we deserved to win or even would have wonThen stop bitching lmao
>>151516873Is his dads name Jax?
>>151516869I really dont see the hype on this dude
>>151516853>after Jayden got taped?>>151516870>TAPEDNever happened
>>151516869>this would make dallas an instant super bowl contenderAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151516821Life is all about "engagement farming" if you think about it
>>151516889He used to be elite
we really are those boys
>>151516843There's a huge difference between refball (bullshit ticky tack penalties) and throwing a flag on a play that actually deserves it. How about you go ahead and just show us all how stupid you are and defend pic related?
>>151516877Don't ever reply to me again or I'll make you manage my load bitch boy.
>>151516869kys Dov
>>151516898That's a good no-call though.
>>151516333It has to be the Giants, 33 in the fourth is a legendary fuck up, The fins have been ass
>>151516869Does Dov know ball?
>get posterized>throw a flagInsanrly based refgods
>he is still obsessed & seething over mekek
>>151516900dolphinboy is it you?
>>151516698Patrick Mahomes got absolutely exposed during that superbowl lol. Same can be said when the eagles creamed them. Brady never got blown out in a superbowl. But sure, I'll give you that Patrick Mahomes is one of the best regular season stat padders ever right up there with both Dan Marino and Aaron Rodgers
>>151516698>that stat lineGod damn, this guy fucking sucks.
>>151516889He's black
>>151516925>forgot the greatest regular season stat padder GOAT drew brees
>>151516925Brady was too busy getting blown out in the wildcard rounds, he wasn't good enough to make it to 5 super bowls in his 20s. Mahomes should not be punished for making it further than any other QB.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>151516932This man would have won an owl in Miami if he had Baker
>>151516925TRVTH NVKE
go back, faggot
>>151516938kek
>>151516941>Yall got any more of them elite QBs?
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Chiefs Schizo having a melty I see
>>151516956choofs did not win 3 owls in a row
>>151516132they should trade RT Juan Taylor for a DT
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imagine being a miami dolphins fan
>>151516936Tom Brady is undefeated against Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs lol. Patrick Mahomes the last 2 seasons has looked like Blake Bortles
>Loins have GayGay McSharty coming off their byeIf they lose it will be too funny
New>>151516978>>151516978>>151516978
>>151516907based refgod
>>151516265Brashard Smith is 5'10" 196lbs, he's fine for the gadget plays but he's far more Jerrick McKinnon than the 2nd coming of Jamaal Charles or Chris Johnson like Chief's fans seem to think. the run by committee stable is fine enough as is, still got Elijah Mitchell whose yet to play a snap too
>>151516977>Patrick Mahomes the last 2 seasons has looked like Blake BortlesYet in Brady's late 20s he was getting bounced in the 1st round of the playoffs by bums. Meanwhile Mahomes went to 3 owls and won 2 of them.
>>151516979McSharty is too weak to be in the league.They'll lose by 40 and he'll be benched for another 4 weeks with an "injury."
>>151516938They need to become like the Jest and become buckbroken into watching every game no matter what.
>>151516715zebras were literally doing tricks on it
>>151516998Targeting and putting bounties on players was not prohibited in the nfl in the 2000s. You are pulling stats from completely different eras. Brady won 3 superbowls in his first 4 seasons as a starter as well, surpassing mahomes
>>151517102see>>151517265
>>151514959what a charmin soft bitchi'd rape this homo moderator, like i do all moderators
