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queer
>>151516455oh I'm no queer
Proper Pirates of the Caribbean look, that.
>>151516435my neger Woltechad
he's not naturally blonde right ? why did he dye his hair
I always pronounce his name as 'woltemayd'
>>151516673Wow-them-mad
>>151516632nah, he’s naturally blond
>>151516435He looks about 35here
made for wolte
Looks like a footballer from the 80s. He needs a mullet.
Remember everyone shitting on this guy when Newcastle went in for him? Now he looks like a sicko
>>151517348Rummenigge and other Bauernfags tried dunking on him because they were mad Bayern didn't get him (they desperately tried to force Stuttgart's hand, but Stuttgart didn't budge). Most other Bundesliga people were somewhat shocked Newcastle paid that much money for him. Woltemade had barely played half a very good season, so Stuttgart demanded 70 million for the lulz to get Bayern to fuck off, and then Newcastle comes and offers 85 million. Everyone who isn't a Bayern drone wanted him to succeed though, and they all knew he mightWhat was the echo in English media? I doubt he was well-known in England at that point
Why did he grow his hair he looked better looking with short hair. But he is an absolute baller so
>>151517478I don't know, I just know I saw him in the U21 Euros and thought he looked pretty good. He's gangly, v. opportunistic and doesn't seem to feel pressure.
>>151516435Walter Mard
Why is soccer so fucking homosexual?
>>151516435Is that Marine dude who choked out that nigga on the NY subway?
Zesty ahh kraut
the typical zoomer goatee
>>151516435this guy looks like he could have played for west germany in the 80skino
>>151516435fully replaced Isak within 3 games
he didn't score but that was a tasty pass for the 3rd goal
>>151523067you could make an entire compilation of this lads backheel touchesin fact i fully anticipate such a video by tomorrow
>>151516632German blonde like Voller
He's like if Peter Crouch had a baby with Berbatov
>>151517478>What was the echo in English media?Curiosity and a bit of surprise. It wasn't seen as that ridiculous as the Isak debacle was the cause
>>151517609It just looks that way to closet cases
>>151516778
>>151516733I'm 35 and people think I'm 27.
>>151529070>he believes thisjust let it go.
>>151526452Liquid football
>>151517478Newcastle might have "overpaid" for Woltemade, but since they were getting a fat sum for Isak anyway they could afford it. It was like Barcelona spunking a ton of money on Coutinho because they got Neymar money.
>>151516705Okay surely everyone else remembers the weird gay kid at school who looked exactly like this. The gay phenotype
>>151526452damn
>>151516435I watched this guy in the u21 euros when England beat Germany in the final. He was one of the players that lit up the tournament. Imagine Peter Crouch but with pace and better finishing. The kid will end up being one of the greatest German strikers of all time most likely.
>>151526452sexy
Football fans are extremely gay. Talksport listening mongoloids
>>151530229Which type of sports fans aren't gay?
>>151530356F1 but that's because it's all women (weaker versions of gay men)
>>151526452If this were a Barca goal people would be creaming themselves
>>151529642ummm anon, those are called germans
>>151529642Either that or autism. Looks like a dweeb, which has overlap with being the weird gay kid but also being the weird autistic kid
>>151530229>t. extremely gay casual
>>151530728but i don't listen to talksport so how can i be an extremely gay casual? checkmate
>>151516435Rudi Voller II Electic boogaloo.
>>151516435what did he mean by this...
>>151531649He likes them half-darkies
>>151531649>touch a black for luckit's an old german tradition
>>151531649He is trying to flick his ear. Naziboos grasping at straws as always.
>>151531508yeah
>>151531649Lewis Miley a cute.
>>151529139b-b-but it's true.. Someone from work even said "Wait until you hit 30.." in a conversation recently.
>>151533045>your own coworkers don't know your agegiwtwm
>>151533088I'm new there
>>151531649him and Thiaw obviously get along well as they are both German national team players
>>151516435Least homosexual looking German
>>15153552380s kraut physique is peak masculinity
>>151535523he doesn’t look homosexual at all tho wtf are you projecting this hard for?
>>151516435ddp looking ass
>>151516435I asked my gf to give an age and sexual orientation to this man without any context and she said a 39 years old bisexual
>>151516435>Scorpions superfan agrees to have photo taken while waiting for a show in the GDR, 1988
>>151526452Just imagine if his name was Volti, playing for barça.
>>151539087
>>151539311Volti●Top 10 Goals & Pre-Assists●Next Messi●1080p HD●Despacito
>>151530741Fair enough with the casual but you seem extremely gay mate.
>>151531649I can smell the sex
>>151541353Impossible because I don't do that
>>151539311the ball looks so tiny on him
>>151539311>see the first gay tiktok zoomgroid transition >immediately click off
>>151516705
>>151546591Dropkick this fsggot
>>151546591Weird how he looked like a normal kid and then turned into Sloth when he grew older.
genuinely think im in love with this player
>>151552606Can't blame you. The opposite, even. When I saw him in action for the first time on a decent level like two years ago, I immediately thought "oh, he surely is unique. Let's see where this goes"He has great potential, is a special, good, and entertaining player ... and a nice guy
>>151552606same. luv me unique players, simple as. really struggling to think of any contemporary players who'd be worthy of that adjective. calafiori i guess? not really for his physical attributes but a cb-turned-box-to-box-wildcard-madman-lb is pretty unique. frenkie de jong back at ajax had kaka-esque speed on the ball that i haven't seen before or since from the in the dmf position.
*ahem*This is what youre all slurping over?
he's the real deal and Isak will never score more than him in a season againt. knower
>>151554422not on him innit
>>151546591>>151516705He's lucky to be born after the historic wad allicance that allowed gaywads to play football
>>151552950>>151552754no i mean like hes a very cute player and id take a bullet for his adorable lil face
Modern football has no place for characters like this who try to impose flair on the game. I hope he gets filtered out by stats and systems
