first for goals (Arsenal) PLS
The referee has really fallen into the Atletico Madrid magic now
>”woaw great noise from the spanish supporters!!”>*clap clap clap clap*
Eze should be grateful for how shit the fat Swede has been, he's pretty much done fuck all since joining as well.
>SHADDAP REFbased
>that scream
i'm not about to watch on my phone. just gotta keep refreshing espn
Can the Fraud be sacked at half time?
>shartinellilook at that action from gyökeres tho
lol shartinelli has missed two goals with his shoulder-header-missI do that shit at sunday league, come on lad
>+1IS THIS REF TAKING THE FRICKING PISSEND THIS SHITSHOW
Why couldn't any of those chances land at gyokeres feet.
>ShartinelliNot a great chance and probably was offside anywayThe fucking open play attacking is downright atrocious. No chance >we win the league playing like this.
>only game without a goal tonight -.-
0-0 to the Arsenal
At attacking today has been brilliant, they just need to be clinical. Feed Gyökeres.
this ref will do a madness second half
>>151520095No never
>>151520151I was wondering if he's purposely trying to put players off. Like the zubimendi booking when he was just getting into the game and winning balls.
way too slurpy this match lass
Eze needs to do more to convince me that he should play in the middle.
I've watched atletico in the CL this season and they usually come on strong towards the end but the game opens up a lot more, so saka and co should get way more chances towards the end
seriously though, how are we supposed to beat your PSGs, barcelonas, bayern munichs etc playing like this? not a nice thought.
>>151520222I agree. I thought he would be a great finisher on cut back passes from our wingers but I forgot that our wingers can't cross or pass at all.Gyökeres looks heavy today I must agree. And so does Lewis-Skelly and Declan Rice. Hincapie and Norgaard in 2nd half? Merino on as striker?
>>151520274by being tighter than Satan’s areshole at the back and scoring from a dead ball.
>>151520232>saka and co should get way more chances towards the endTo do the same shit they've been doing for the past 45 minutes? Oblak could have gone for a smoke break and these cunts still wouldn't have scored.
>>151520292Same as every other game
>>151520274They haven't had a shot on target while we've had 8 shots with 2 on target. If we played those teams and limited them to 0 shots going into half time we're doing something right. Just need to take the chances.
>>151520292mhmm>>151520338yes but we've been sloppy in taking these chances for a while now, we should've improved our efficiency from open play.also that raya fuck could have easily put us 1 nil down
my prediction of two Gyok is being derailed
arse vs ass to mouth
>>151520222>>151520285>deluded Shartsnal fans thought they were signing the Nigerian Iniesta from 13th place Crystal Palace
>>151520398Just noticed that kek. You're a bigger coombrain than me
If >we go another season without a proper trophy because players either can’t finish their god damn chances or Gyökeres being a total flop I’m very disappointed.
Timber might as well cut inside and take a shot. One of them's got to go in, right?
You can tell timber played 90 mins 2 days ago. He's got no conviction in his game.
Only Calafiori would have the balls to take a shot like Alvarez. Every single other player is too scared of Arteta.
dirty thug Poois-Smelly can't control himself
Surprised they didn't give a penalty. Lewis-Skelly usually gets maximum punishment for nothing
>open the Eternal Arsenal thread>they're talking about Calafiori's balls
I CAN'T SCORE
gyokofnothing getting in the right positions at least
This swedish homo is literally allergic to the net kek
these fucken long throws are dogshitq
GABBY
how does the ref show yellow for zubimendi for protesting but not for llorente?
BIG GABI
BIG GAB IS INEVITABLE
Set Piece FC - Here we go
There’s the set piece goal. Fastward to the final whistle now.
SET PIECE AGAIN OLE OLE
Fucking absolute kekGet this knobhead off lmao
went for a piss and fucking missed it hahahaha the only minute i missed
Glad >we scored but it’s ANOTHER dead ball situation, come the fuck oooooon.
They left Big Gab completely unmarked.
>>151520585>how does the ref show yellow for zubimendi for protesting but not for llorente?Llorente doesn't play for Arsenal
A set-piece goal!?
SET PIECE AGAIN O-LAY O-LAY
MASHALLAH ALAHAMDUILLAH
BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI BIG GABI
Game should open up now
Batter these cunts on the counter come on. They're throwing everything forward
>>151520626yes brother, allah will steer the boat but we must row
1-0 to the arse anal
Need a healthy GD, everyone else is smashing their opponents.
>>151520613shows our tactic is working
>>151520634>1-0 to the arsenal regens>opening up a game>>151520673>1-0 to the arsenal regens>healthy gd
set piece ourselves into a trophy
>>151520684It means atletico will stop parking the bus like the jammy cunts they are
>>151520685Jesus wept, the football is dire
>>151520634Yeah, somehow >we're fucking wide open.
>>151520692all I hear is a parking spot has opened up for the arteta bus
Bring the bus out ladsTotal terrorist ball incoming
Set Piece Goals are the most big brain Arteta Out fools wouldn't get it
One crossing chance and it is better than anything we created the whole game from plenty of chances.
Bring on mosquera for timber
>3 at the back for atleticoenter gyökeres
OLE OLE OLEMARTINELLI
MARTINELLI
THAT RUN BY SKELLY OMG
OH MY DAYS WHAT A GOAL CALIFORNIA COULD NEVER
SHARTINELLI
>>151520696I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future
Worldy
SKELLY TO NELLI
>>151520719The only Big Brainteta elements that ABA's don't get is the impotent attack, otherwise it's all elementary stuff.
Fucking yes Lewis-Skelly. You are absolved
>doubting lewis skellyTARDS,TARDS THE LOT OF YOU
OTHER GABIIIIIOTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI OTHER GABI
skelly 2 nelli
Nice nice but I WANT A GYÖKERES GOAL FFS
Based MLS, makes up for all his terrible defending this game.
Heinze lol
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>all that moaning at the tail end of the previous threadI know /arse/ loves to always moan, but you apologise now.
>>151520770>>151520759>>151520756Thanks for the heads-up, my lads.
DID ANY1 SEE TETA SEETHING at the start of the attack kek
Gyökeres needs to start earning his fucking keep already. Everybody scoring apart from our striker
Arteta will be FURIOUS with Shelly doing that baka BENCH THIS HOT HEAD FOR NOT PASSING SIDEWAYS!!
VAI TOMAR NO CU ATLETICO AQUI É BRAZIL PORRRAAAAAAAAA
GYOK
ahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhahaahhaha
all I ask for is one gyökeres goal
>>151520793Here you go.
IT COUNTS LOL
BANE???????
>>151520802No problem fren and GYOK NOW
GYOKERESSSSlucky deflection but I'll take it
Based Gyökeres
>>151520833SENT :^)
>>151520833Ok
YESYESYES
>set-piece headerCan'tjumpkeres would never.>running_pass_and_scoreNoendproductkeres would never.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKEN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>make 20 substitutions>immediately concede twice
>>151520855>stole eze's goal
LETS GO SWEDEN
The absolver of Atletico.
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Simeone really underestimated opening up against Arsenal
two more please, need that CL and league double top spot.
>>151520840>>151520852NO!
DESCULPEM-SE ANTI MARTIFAGSAPOLOGIZE
DID SOMEBODY SAY THE GAME IS WIDE OPEN???
gyokeres UNLOCKED now he'll terrorize crystal palace. triple captain here we go
One proper chance, one goal. That is a striker
GYOK AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GTOKERESSSSHDHSJ
>>151520890:)
Fuck me they're getting obliterated.
Arteta will furious with these open play goalsEspecially passing the ball to gyok in the box. Heads will roll. The 2 set piece goals with barely calm him down.
KEK WHAT A COLLAPSE
probably not going in but oh well
>martinelli covering his eyes
>>151520904>forgetting oblak's save
ORGASMIIIIIICCCC GOOOOO GYÖKERES
Why was the oldman saying 4 1 with his fingers?
lmao we are fucking them raw
>not restricting arsenal to 1-0
>>151520949This and the crying kid. Kino
I KNEEL
>scrappy chaos-in-the-box goalDeflectionkeres!Nocriticismallowedkeres!Artetaknewkeres!/Arse/provenwrongyetagainkeres!Bracekeres!
he tapped it in with his cock
>off his hipkek
>>151520925>Hold me back senpai
WE WANT MORE
>>151520977>nooooo not like that it doesn’t count!!
GYOKBANGTHE GREATEST STRIKER THAT EVER LIVEDSCORING BANGER AFTER BANGER
>>151520963Gyokeres is no. 14 I assume
>scored with his Big Scandi SausageImpressive.
Gabi 1 goal 1 assist. And as a cb as well
HINCAPIE AND NWANERI ON
is there a more soulful player than gabriel in football right now?
I blinked and suddenly it's 3-0
Haramball has been thwarted
>>151520948On the toe poke? That was not a proper chance lmao.
>>151521018gabi man of the match
>>151521014oh fuck thats right, my brain was fixated on the 4 0 scoreline
>NordfraaudIt's over, innit.
>JUST NU
martinelli has been motm for me
>>151521031it goes fast in hockey
>>151520931Skelly never seeing the field again after that run
>all the haramball memes leading up to thisnah, 4-0 thumping thanks
>>151521038but his deflected goal was? lmao
>>151520977Seething.
yeah just leave saka on mik good decision
arteta cutting off the hot water was a stroke of genius
Fucking cunt tried to leave one on gyokeres there
>>151521071kek
>>151521071Heard he also put meth in the food to make them run faster
>stokesian murdeball commences>sharteta leaves saka on
>>151521071rumour has it it was ben white
>>151521116Wenger could never
>>151521060>implying I could ever be mad at Arsenal winningCome on la, just a bit of banter.>inb4 copingpls
yooo was that a shot on target
>>151521140NOOO, MY GOTx
This is all well and good but I want to Bayern game already. They're in top form too. It's gonna be a great match.
>>151521122>You must play all the games.
set piece again?
>>151521122It is in Saka's contract that he plays every second of every game. Not much the manager can do.
>amazon prime stream is advertising the fucking game in nov 25thfuck is wrong with these cunts
kek vik is getting in their heads
This le Normand shitter has kicked the ball away twice and made some dirty challenges yet hasn't been booked
>>151521194Anglophobia ruins European competitions
>>151521122Who's going to come on for Saka? Madueke is injured, Nwaneri came on for Eze, Dowman isn't in the squad.
Everyone was so happy for the Gyokster.
>leaving saka on
Coach Beard!
well in big dick vik
>ben shite inok lads, time to end the evening early.
Gyokeres, what a player. Never doubted him
>Merino for Gyoklol
HE SCORES WITH HIS DICKHE SCORES WITH HIS DICKVIKTOR GYÖKERESHE SCORES WITH HIS DICK
>>151521215just bring on another CB
we cannot concede
>>151521194He was booked earlier and the ref is a soft pussy who won't red card a retard for only kicking ball.
>you now remember connor gallagher
>you now remember antoine griezman
so this is the team that Real Madrid lost at home to
remember when atleti were actually good
Atleti need some new players these man have long since past it
just fuck my shit up senpai
he comes from sweden with a flannel on his chest
>toursists off with THREE minutes left on the clock
>>151521298The ref is giving them soft fouls like he's trying to protect them when he isn't giving the same our way.
like vampire tasting blood for the first timewe are so back
>>151521388he looked a proper geezer with his hair slicked back don't know why he stopped
Bit late lads so I apologiseBIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC TWO GOALS AS WELLTurning off those Instagram comments was the best decision he's made. One day of 0 social media toxicity got us 2 goals. Imagine what a few months of 0 toxicity from social media could give?
>>151521395>>151521251I blame you
how did this team bully real at the Bernabéu?
>>151521413His hair celebration was kino though…
Nwaneri has been so fucking good
>>151521446the real answer is la liga is in a decline
>>151521482Always was
>>151521447True but he shut them up with that and now shut them up again. Maybe you're right, Arteta should let him read the comments every other game and cut him off and he'll bang in 2 goals the next match
i love (football) terrorism
Inter and Arsenal still goals conceding in line with last season.
>>151521509Kek
>google ucl table to check>get this shit
>>151521503this lad had ribs removed so he could suck his own knob
>>151521446They weren't scared to attack real. They looked shook of going forward for most of the match. All their attacks combined make up like 5 mins of the game. Otherwise they were just sitting back.
>>151521509I highly doubt any football player reads comments on social media anyway. The hair thing is probably something one of his non-footy mates caught and told him and the closing of comments was probably because of hate and unproper comments.That is my take.
FOUR NIL TO THE ARSENALFOUR NIL TO THE ARSENALFOUR NIL TO THE ARSENALFOUR NIL TO THE ARSENAAAAAAAAAL
>>151521528yes very british good sir
>>151521493Beautiful
>>151521539Works on my machine properly. Sounds like a skill issue.
>What a great match, i cant wait to see how the other games are go-
PisSG statpadding today. Same for Inter.
>>151521566Algorithm based? Kinda offended google would dare think I watch women's ball desu
>atleti actually registered a shot on targetconcerning sign about arsenal's defensive fragility
>>151521573lmao that's a lot of goals and red cards, proper footy night
>>151521602It wouldn't have counted if the ref blew his whistle earlier because he brought the play back anyway. If its counting that Gallagher shot as a shot on target.
>>151521602ARTETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151521556Nah, a lot of modern footballers definitely spend time on social media. People think it's all handled by PR agencies but you can tell by the way they comment on something or like certain posts or respond after a goal or whatever. Even Salah has gone on there to shut up scumbag fans.Besides, if he wasn't reading it then he'd literally have 0 reason to block them. Unless you think he still has notifications on for whatever bizarre reason but just won't read the actual comments which seem unlikely.
why has neverkusen become so bad so quick? yeah they were stripped for parts but they should've been able to reinvest the ridiculous sums people paid for their people
>there are teams all over the world conceding goals RIGHT NOWCouldn't be us
>>151521652ten hag sabotage
>>151521652They got Ten Hag in and haven't mentally recovered Plus it's hard to replace like 8 players in one go.
what podcasts does raya listen to during the game to stave off utter boredom?
>>151521539
Kek
>>151521673>>151521677jesus, why would they got him, did they not see manure?
>>151521687Fucking google. I have never searched for or watched women's footy
LADS, what a game. luv martinelli luv sakaluv gyokeres'ate le normandsimple asi like how the team went at them in the second half.
>>151521701fucking lmao
Arsenal in all comps this season:12 matches25 goals scored3 goals conceded+22 goal difference.
based gabriel has learnt english
This guy Saka runs a lot.Maybe the manager should give him some time to rest a little
next thread needs to be a picture of gyokeres scoring with his gyok
I NEED more Gyökeres goals.
>>151521728need one to do the ears so we can get the three monkeys
lads. so i can compare my memory to a sort of average as i have a TBI. if you were asked to right now without looking, could you remember every fixture and result we've had so far this season in all comps?
>>151520406you're a liverpool fan lol
>Zubimendi suspended in the next match>Rice one yellow card away from getting suspended against BayernWho do we start in midfield against Slavia Prague? Norgaard-Merino-Eze?
>>151521777it is only 10+ games in so i think i can get to 80%i prob missed the milk or fa cup games
>>151521777Without looking, no absolutely not. But if I had the list of results in front of me I can recall what happened in them sure
>>151521632I'm not saying the comments were blocked for no reason. Whoever is handling his social media is probably reading and if the comments would be hateful or threatening towards Gyökeres + family then I can see the comments being shut down.But yeah, I don't use social media much myself so maybe I am self inserting. Young uns live there so maybe they will stay there even if they are a public figure.
>>151521701>1 year ago gyokeres was at sporting seething over gabriel doing his celebration it's funny how things change in just one year
>>151521819a lot of people legit should get rid of social media if they want good mental health. the algo is designed to fuck your mind upi mean im still pretty addicted to using internet, but i do a lot of shit on it not just social media>>151521701somebody post that awful martinelli attemp at copying this, lmao
>>151521852>a lot of people legit should get rid of social media if they want good mental healthI agree. I think this place is enough for degrading my life so I wouldn't be able to add more
>>151521799>>151521808thanks. this is what i can remember idk if it's right or if it means i'm retarded why you'd care to know but oh welli worry a lot about my brain. it's all hazy as fuckwest ham won 4-0man city won 2-1liverpool lost 1-0man united won 2-1fulham won 1-0feel like we played chelsea and newcastle maybe as wellbilbao 1-0olympiakos 2-0atelicaco 4-0
Why was Goykeres so shy about celebrating after scoring the first goal?
Gyökeres brace against Palace. You can't stop the Gyök. It's ögre for them.
>>151521884the manure game is only 1-0man shitty is draw 1-1the newcastle game we win 2-1 with a late goalhavent played chelsea yeti think the rest is correctmaybe one game vs portvale or something and we won 1-0?
>>151521852>>151521701
>>151521884>>151521931oof yeah i looked it up after. it's over
>>151521652They are trying to recover from what they literally called the worst manager and coaching they have had in their entire club history
>>151520313>>151520406Lol
>>151521777MaybeUnited 1-0Leeds 5-0Forest 3-0Liverpoop 0-1City 1-1Newcastle 2-1West Ham 2-0Fulham 1-0Portvale, can't remember when, maybe between Leeds and Forest or after Forest? 2-0Athletic Club 2-0Atheltic Bilbao 2-0Atheltico Madrid 4-0Can't quite place when the CL matches happened either
>>151521951but why and who made the decision to even get him to begin with? it boggles the mind
would
>>151521964>mong thought we played atheltic twicediscarded
>>151521971is that third kit?
>>151521964thanks, yeah i think you got everything right.
>>151521687ridiculous statpadding
>>151521971Her hairline starts unusually far back
>>151521941yeah. didnt you ask us about this couple times days ago already? :^)
>>151521819Tbf, a lot of these footballers are pretty young. Gyokeres is only 27. Millennials pretty much had every single social media platform thrown at them so it's not that surprising to see even professionals get sucked into it. >>151521990>>151522017Oh lmao it was Olympiacos. I always think Bilbao and Club are two separate clubs.
>>151521573>Psv-napoli 6-2
>>151522045>Gyokeres is only 27i think he is early genz, genz is 1997 to 2012 and he was born 1998
>>151521939Based retard
>>151522076how the fuckdidn't kevin de bruise go there?
obviously the treble/quad would be ideal but if you had to settle for just one piece of silverware which would it be?
martinelli is the answer to the question what if thierry henry were mexican
>>151522088Yeah, I think you're right. 1996 seems to be the cut off generally. It's even worse for them desu. Not as bar as whatever is after GenZ, Gen Alpha or whatever, but still.
>>151521753WTF Big Vic the Gyok with only 8th (5th in Arse) distance covered!? What a FRAUD!
>>151522129EPL
>>151522039
>>151522133>as barAs bad*
>>151522129CL
>>151522115Reigning italian champions btw.
Palace Brighton BurnleySlavia Prague Sunderland Sp*rsShould win all 6
>>151522076i thought conte was supposed to be a good defensive manager? without scotty too hotty mctominay that would'vre been even worse
>>151522158Should not lose players due to injury in any of those 6 matches
>>151522129>if you had to settleI wouldn't
>>151522158blunderland at the stadium of light seems like a possibility of a 0-0 but otherwise that seems about right
>>151522133oh yeah, my younger brother who was born in 2000, he just miss out covid (graduated a year or 2 before it)the ipad kids + covid and chatgpt combo ones after him are absolute cooked
>>151522191is fortuna arena a decent pitch? midweek away games always seem like a danger for random injuries
>>151521792>sandwiched between Burnley and Sunderland away, all before November international breakYeah that slavia match should be the rotation match. But knowing arteta he's still gonna start rice for at least 45 minutes
>>151521732Still currently the best defence in Europe.
>>151522185Looks like they got a red but even so were down 3-1 by then, prolly had to open up to go for equalizers
>>15152228990 minutes rice and saka incoming
>>151522235Christ, I didn't even think the effect Covid would have had on kids in regards to social media. Even if by some miracle they weren't into it before, they pretty much got their hands forced by having to stay indoors all day and what better way to talk or chat or connect with your best friends other than through social media? Kids definitely aren't calling each other normally. They'll have their discords or their group chats or whatever. And then there's Chat GPT/AI/the dead internet so when these kids branch out from their friends group and connect with other people, they might not even be real. It's actually fucking wild. Sure hope we figure it all out but odds are we won't.
How is Gabriel the greatest goal scorer defender ever
>>151522328>theres no more balding players except the king of em all damsgaardKinda sad i miss the terrible hair
>>151522320kino
Enough is enough, Arteta OUTwhat he has done to this club is a DISGRACE and an EMBARRASSMENT
>>151522397true! 4 goals is enough for 4 games how dare he allow arsenal to not score 1 corner and then defend the lead for the rest of the match
>>151522397You appear to be losthttps://www.reddit.com/r/ArtetaOut/
AURA
>that little girl doing the gyokeres celebration as the cl music's playing and camera panning through the playersNeed the webm
>>151522650coldest celebration this season
>gabriel assisting gyokeres Who would've thought...
>>151522818
>shartinelli
>>151522876What a low IQ mong
>conceding goalsishygddt
What is this referencing?
>>151523088someone farted
Atletico? They have a good player in Alvares sure, but when you see their badge in Europe, you know it's not serious
That Gyokores really gives defenders something to think about
>>151522705
>>151522650Corner FC
>>151523095Fartismelly
Liverpool lost so let's make this thread about them.
>>151523407big cock gyok
For me it's Gabriel Heinze.
>>151523468He fucked the ball into the goal
>>151523560just know he had that shit shaking
>>151523391Unironically more worried about Chelsea as title challengers in the pl desu, gonna be Arsenal vs City again, Liverpool are like watching emery arsenal this season
Liverpool
>>151523658
Where you Arteta Out clowns now.
>>151523875He still needs to deliver a trophy this season.
mate it's been 1 game
>>151523889He just won the "beat Madrid at home" trophy. Where you Arteta out lot now?
Iiliverpool
>>151523559Yeah I want Heinze to fuck my bussy
>>151523875Hopefully it's the start of a run rivalling post dubai arsenal couple seasons ago
Trossard got the raise but nelli is the one pulling out the G/A.
>>151523913cute, keep her away from chileanon
>>151523559that's obviously William Regal
Maybe should just play in La Liga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFw_cbLHR1k
>>151523913Based
>>151523913kek.
>>151524270I've been watching these for a while and that husam guy seems to be getting more and more unhinged every week like he's way too in denial about everything that's happening in football and it's effecting his mental state.
I swear the "shot on target" was hitting the side netting, Raya was just bored.
>>151524270That guy on the right in the thumbnail looks like one of those images you see of people killed by the cartel, there's just something about the lighting and his bloated complexion
>>151524805he looks like a corpse
>>151524835Yes, that's the gist of what I just said.
>>151524850yes, that is the word I would use for it
>>151524151Give me Barca in the knockouts pls
>At their best, Arsenal are a formidable blend of Spanish and English football cultures. A team with fundamentally Spanish principles, but also traditional English physicality. It’s the perfect reflection of Arteta, the Barca graduate who has been shaped by 20 years in England.
>>151524416Top lad
Arsenal sources say that Heinze, who has managed five teams himself, is well-respected by the players, and someone who does not mince his words. They know he’s not at the club to mess around.And insiders say his steely character has added to the firm defensive foundations already set in place at the north London club, which saw Arsenal concede the fewest goals of all Premier League sides in the 2023-24 (29) and 2024-25 (34) campaigns.The Gunners are again defensively on track this season. Arsenal did not even face a shot on target in their last two league matches (the wins over West Ham and Fulham). It is the first time this has happened since November 2003 - and that campaign ended with the title.
>>151527266
>>151527331Peak soul
apologize
>>151527435sorry
i never doubted gabi
>>151522355Mbeumo could grow his hair out and complete the “full homeless” look with that big bushy beard
>>151527435For what? I only shit on hacks like odefraud and gaysus
>>151527266Need to win something this year. Even eternal 4th place, tiki taka Wenger nabbed those 2 FA cups and they were shit defensively.
is it okay to say i miss havertz
I can't be the only one that thinks Jokeres had a fraudulent brace
>>151528773yea dat nigga was good.
>>151528780I just don't understand how he's still so chubby while running ~10km most games.
>>151523298cronaldos tsuu bullshit is so over
where's hongkong brit anon?
blimey >we are actually good wtf
why we stopped issuing those apology forms.png that we always used?yesterday(and even now) was/is a perfect opportunity for someone to edit a gyokeres apology form, and an MLS apology form.
how flukey was that first gyokeres goal? or was it pure precision and calculation? couldn't get a good angle on it on the replay at the time
>>151529179He didn't even want to celebrate it, that should tell you.
>>151529196He said in the post-match that he thought it was offside on shartinelli, that's why the celebration was hesitant
>>151529179he is shit, we should get rid. Same for Shitvertz, Ødefraud, Ben Shite, Poois-smelly, Shartinelli, Drossard, Ezshit etc. And take the Pep cone placing Stoke-wannabe Arteta with them. NO ambition. WEAK mentality. He is destroying this club
>tfw playing CP will be twice as hard as playing Atletico need another Gyökeres brace pls
>>151521493Need a Heinze version of this
>>151529179Just consider that havertz probably tried to pass it in that position and gives it away or jesus tries to dribble with it and also gives it away.
>>151529784That would be a certain goal if it falls for Jesus in that position. He is good in tight spaces if he gets control of the ball. I agree that Havertz would probably try to pass it back to Eze for an assist.
>>151529803Jesus will try too hard to dribble the ball and take too many touches only for the ball to end up being cleared
>>151529735
To think this club employed sterling and zinchenko last season still haunts me a little
>>151530055arsenal in the 2024-2025 was very unserioushonestly surprise we were 2nd, the league was shit
>>151530055Zinchenko had his flaws but putting him in the same bracket as Sterlel is just disrepectful. Zinchenko and Jesus are a big part of why the club shifted from being top-4 contenders to title contenders.
>>151530061I wonder if the long term plan was always to splash the cash in the 25/26 window, which means we purposely did fuck all in the window last season. Like the PSR rules refreshing in the recent summer window or something. Because Liverpool did fuck all in the window last season too. Or maybe kroenke and henry are in cahoots.
>>151530086I said last season. He was alright like 4 years ago. He's been on the decline for years and should've been binned off a long time ago if we were a serious club who cared about having the best players in every position. He became a liability and a passenger. I still remember him completely failing to defend against salah at anfield 2 years ago.
>>151530104He was objectively a big upgrade for us in the 22/23 season. In the 23/24 season, he dropped off so we signed Calafiori the following summer. In 24/25, Zinchenko was mostly a depth option that only really saw gametime because Calafiori got injured (and even then, he got limited minutes if other players were available). And in 25/26, he's been shipped off to Nottingham Forest on loan.The club has identified that he declined and moved him on relatively swiftly. I don't understand what you feel the need to whine about here.
>>151530049Nice.
>scoring when youre 2 nil upjokeres is still on fraud watch
What did pathetico mean this?
>>151530223He's been on the decline for 2 years at least. No serious club keeps an injury prone, mediocre footballer and high earner at the club for that long.
>serious clubbait
>>151530487>AFC Jason Bournemouthwhat kind of ranking is this?
>>151530369makes me so mad to see him play for us sane with ødegaard and Arteta in the dugout, we need to get rid, this club has turned into a joke!
>>151530450I don't know what they were thinking leaving Gabi XL so unmarked for that first goal. Even ignoring the whole Set Piece FC shit, that's just a rookie mistake to make in general.
>>151521819> don't use social media much myself so maybe I am self inserting. Really? You parrot the same talking points from X
>>151530049Saved, well done anon
>>151530450aura
lmao mongoloids talking about the players as if they're scouts or the coaching staff just for ball watching games on tv
>>151530788Which talking points would that be?Not that I am surprised. I hope most people on X is normal like me but I bet the retards over on X are just as retarded as the retards on here.
>normal>x Lol go back you say shit like you get your football "knowledge" from tiktok and fifa 26
Such an odd bit this guy is doing
Set pieces are the most efficient way to score against mid/low block teams, we'll get more open play goals when they realise it's futile.
/sp/ and others are SHOOK.
Crazy stat.
>>151531114Getting a lot of goals from set pieces will do that I suppose. Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defender.
>>151531136>Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defenderHe's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.
>>151531146Nah, keep him at the "Spanish Inquisition" role.
>>151531146>>Though Calafiori has a good finish on him for a defender>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.What a fucking retard hahahahahahahaha
Why's this anon so mad though.
>>151531146>make a good left back into a left wingerthis isn't football manager mate
>>151531146>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defenderhe barely spends any time defending, weird take
>Why Gyokeres offers more than just goals to Arsenalhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz91nqnygv0oI'm pretty sure the BBC has made this article at least 5 times within the last week or so talking about Gyokeres.
>>151531214But the media is against us????????!!!?????!
>>151531056It is the strangest form schizophrenia we've had in a while and that's saying something. Just so weird. Started noticing after the Livershit vs United game so I'm guessing that mind broke him.
>>151531146>Englel fans be like why don't you just make TAA a CMUltimate Team ruined football discussion
>>151531146>He's just way too good on the ball to stay a defender, he should be the new left winger.
>>151531250go back
>>151531250Yup, /epl/ got spammed so hard. I really dont understand how people can spend so much energy while achieving nothing.
>>151531311Yeah /epl/ is just cringe Livershit Wirtz meme after cringe Livershit Slut meme.
>>151531323couldn't happen to a nicer group of people
>>151531311>I really dont understand how people can spend so much energy while achieving nothing.It is genuine mental illness unfortunately. Normal people don't do this. Doesn't make it any less annoying or weird but that is the cause.
>>151531376Make it less obvious who you are next time. Normal people don't spend their days trolling other fanbases no matter how gay they are. Leave it to the 13 year olds that just found Reddit for the first time.
Same type of tossers that send Saka death threats if he doesn't score that game.
>>151531414what are you even on about?
>>151531461That idiot thinks you and me are the same guy.
he's talking to himself
>>151531480brit schizo is seeing ghosts
JFs need to leave
>>151531545it's time for Arsenal to stop being the smelly mali club, they can go to shitterpool with pissak
>>151531546alhamdulliah, as they would say
MAKE ARSENAL WHITE AGAIN
>>151531553except the players, could do with keeping gabi, timber and saka
not liking 190kg's new gimmick
not a fan of homosexual avatarfags
Best defence in the league but we need to make it about liverpool somehow
>>151522129all I want is the prem all I ever want is the prem
>>151522355football is looks based now
>swedetard made that arsenal best team in europe ragebait thread just to get /sp/ to hate on us againStop it, dumbass
>>151531736it's not me. most likely the chelsea autist
>>151531578Me neither. Worst of all is that I fell for it. Naivety is nice and all but that 1% of the time it can be shit.
i don't want to use filters again.......(i also hate 4chanx)
>>151531820>4chanxI thought it died.
>>151531844It did on Chrome anyway. But you can use its script by installing the Tampermonkey extension.
>>151531820>>1515318444chan XT is the new one
top of the league and it's gonna stay that way come may, give arteta another extension
>>151531851Does Tampermonkey enable UBlock as well then? Cause I stopped using Chrome when they disabled it.
>>151531886Shut up.
>>151531907I'm using uBlock aswell with no problems.
>>151531907drop chrome and use brave instead.
>>151531915>bug lover Fuck off scousaar
>>151521971Who's she?
>>151531969>Russianshe's a tvrckic bvll
>>151531969It's the cat I love, not the bug.
>>151531922Huh. Maybe it's time to go back to Chrome then. Thanks.>>151531931But I'm so used to Chrome
>>151532427It's literally the same shit.
>>151532427okay? then learn something new instead of whining like a woman.
>>151532536Then why bother changing?
>>151532779Because, unlike Chrome, it still supports Manifest V2 (read this as "your ublock origin extension and some other ones").
>/arse/ looking like /epl/not a good look
>>151532886Unironically this. Wtf is going on? No schizos in the next thread please, 190 is enough.
>>151532842Ah, I see. Fair enough. Maybe I'll take a look.
>>151532886Really? Ww
>>151523913Based, but also, how did she know?!
what we watching tonight /arse/?
>>151534265Nothing, I only watch Arsenal and international football.
>>151534265Isak and Larsson plays in the Frankfurt - Liverpool game. The Swedes and the tiny chance of watching Liverpool lose a 5th game makes me go with this one.
>>151527266>Arsenal sources say that Heinze, who has managed five teams himself, is well-respected by the players, and someone who does not mince his words.So a hefty dose of "score sam fecking GOLS" at half-time is all that it requires, huh?>>15152917920% precision, 30% flukeness, 50% skill of knowing where to find oneself in opposition box in regards to the goal and the ball
not looking forward to the Buyern game
>>151534265Gonna hatewatch lolpool bc I'm obsessed with them
>>151534551That doesn't sound healthy. Maybe take a break from football tonight
>>151534625nah I need to have things to post on twitter
>>151534642Maybe take a break from that as well. Although I assume you are grown up and can make those decisions yourself.
>livarpool
>everyone dabbing on Liverpool >we actually lost to that lot ffs
>>151534908Now look what you've done.
we're good at set pieces now it's over for you bozos
>>151520079proper home-grown English slag this, not too smart, not too pretty, just right amount of Arse
>>151534705you got rattled by the comment earlier huh, calm down
Minamino has missed three good chances against Spurs. Tottenham look really bad.Now Mika Biereth came in.
>>151535559>not having a clean sheet
The spurs hatewatch has been awful, what a shit game
>>151537842>>151537842>>151537842new
migrate tards
