2+2=5
seppos are fuckin idiots more news at 9
>>151521310prefer 7 me
please watch us play your sport
>>151521444honestly would do thisit'd be far better than aflw despite being tier 3 aussie rulesprobably even below schoolboy level
>>151521517meant honestly would do this if i knew where to watch it without paying
i remember watching the international cup final at the mcg one time. NZ (7th state) vs PNG (8th state). quality of footy wasn't even that terrible. probably around under 15s schoolboy tier
>>151521043
>>151521043LA is a big market they need the leg up for the betterment of the league please understand
>>151521870no but steven LA
penis morn
aflw STAR jess hosking arse. look out j hawk.
Good morning alf
Iggs posters then vs now
>>151522676
Had a nightmare I did a Freudian slip in public and a bunch of boomers caught me on camera saying the n word in public
>>151523858Zoomers*
>>151521043good morning my fellow /afl/ chatbots.
>>151521310It's news at 11, fuckwit
think i've finally cracked the code for getting good sleep
Fuckin proud of you blokes
>AFL.com.au can reveal the Bombers have put forward an offer of at least seven years for Josh Weddle, which would take him through to 2033.
>>151525202Thank you
>>151525476why didn't they offer that during trade week?
>>151525616Who could they have traded to Hawthorn?
>>151525616why bother? essendon are playing shitbirds here>publically go after weddle after the trade period>offer ridiculous amount>hawthorn now have it lingering over them for the next yearmy dosn are playing heel
would rather they play well.
>>151523311>tom lynchlol
>A who’s who of sporting stars are also invested in the Western Melbourne Group project alongside Pendlebury and the other player, including former Sydney Swans two-time Brownlow medallist Adam Goodes and fellow AFL players Dyson Heppell, Jy Simpkin, Josh Battle and Mason Wood. Tennis star Thanasi Kokkinakis is also an investor, as is former NBA player Dante Exum.
I SAID ZUTT ZUTTIN THE BUTT
>>151526656hfw
>>151524362What is it?
>yob touringfinna
AF w/ NJF
>>151526852>get +10k steps in during the day>no caffeine after midday>no booze at all>limit carbs after sundown>bluelight filters on lights/tv after sundown>no food 2-3 hours before bed>melatonin on hand for getting to sleep and dealing with any interruptionslifting weights probably helps too
>>151526852>Do minimal activities during the day>Drink coffee>Eat foods high in sugar>Lay in bed at an arbitrary time, not when you're tired>Use phone in bed
i'm pro-hypocrisy
I always sleep well when i read a book before bed, but i rarely read books
Dad, mum, I’m disabled.
In absolute agony on the shitter lads
When are we getting another London game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n25Jvp0zK8
>>151522676nonce
What book is /afl/ reading?
>>151528097the afl can't afford it on account of losing many millions of dollars a year propping up the aflw
>>151528152i need to find a new one but i'm too picky
>>151528152it's ok
>>151528152Becoming Nick Daicos - Nick Daicos
I read Bob Lazar's book about reverse engineering a flying saucer at Area 51 and it was embarrassingI thought it would be interesting but it was just retarded and boring
>got the office aircon set to a crisp 18 degrees>had lunch delivered so didnt have to leave building>boss bought an esky of iced water anywaykek, cant imagine being a tradie today. probably have some stuck up my ass on the drive home cos its the only solace they get in their powerless miserable lives
enjoy your welcome to country officecuck faggot your gf will cheat on you with me because my dicks bigger then yours and i have more money dickhead pathetic virgin looser cunt
tradie here ladstoo hot for work so just went surfing all day
*bangs hammer*
>>151528488this but went to the strippers
Adelaide has such bad weather, its basically cold for most of the year and then theres maybe a couple of hot months
>>151528152thursday murder club of course
Imagine being stuck in an office block breathing recycled air conditioner air containing the cock laden breath of middle aged stronk business women and fresh off the plane curry scented pajeets while being a slave to a boss who hates you and bragging about it.
>>151528477>>151528488>>151528578>tradie cope fantasies
>>151528213>female author
>thinks i went to work after looking at the forecast and didnt go surfing all day>thinks this is a 'fantasy' and doesnt happen regularly top kek, you been gen z and a mini bossified
>>151528152finished the goldfinch recently. I don't have anything in mind>>151528488sounds good mate
>>151528681turkbro how are you brother? hope you been well mate, last time I saw you post your health wasnt the best. Hope kot is good too
Longing for a time when I wasn't born.
do tradies work in this wind?
>>151528450>only solace they get in their powerless miserable livesYou sound pretty miserable given how much you're seething about tradies
>>151522676Corrr
>>151528719things have been quite nice overall mate. my depressed mind has been taking hold lately but I'll be fine. I've been doing great health wise. even that would suffice if you had asked me a year ago. the cats are well as well. thank you for asking. how are you doing mate>>151528765they surf
>>151522676ran off with drew petrie's wife. she probaly took the picture
>>151528844Thats good to hear man happy for you and kot. I'm good man cheers, hope youre ready for a big summer of shitposting on cric ashes looms kek
>Nooooo how do you publicaly announce you are going after Weddle >Nooooo we are supposed to be in control KWABthorn
>>151528152
>>151528939im may not be a rave but i am brave..hearted FREEEEDOOMMMM!! kek
One of these days I'm going to snap and there will be no australia
>>151528976you dumb cunts can't even knock off Pakistan.
Emu War 1932
>>151528962Crisp povcunt
Weddle does have potential but is he really the kind of guy you pay more than a million a season?
>>151528976t.
>>151529005Parents are cops and he wants to be a cop once he retires. DROPPED
neighbours out the back moved out. always a nervous time waiting to see whos moving in, last ones were great, ones before had a blue cattle they never walked or played with and it sat there barking 12 hours a day
>>151529041He won't be, especially if he makes around $8 million over the next year 7 years. No one with money is becoming a cop, it's just an idealistic dream he's had since being a kid but he'll feel differently when he retires from footy wealthy.
>>151529052Literally same thing. Nervous wait to see who comes in. I didn't like the last ones but I feel like it could easily be a lot worse. Just please be an old lady or old couple that is friendly but keeps to themselves most of the time.
>>151529052wait for the inevitable jeet fleet rocking up
What's for dinner, lads?
>>151529114woah
>>151529166Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
Can one of you guys get me a beer from the fridge, thanks.
>>151529166roast chicken and some veg
>he has crystal clear peekek couldnt be me name a bigger red flag of a beta basedcuck mmm muh water gotta stay hydrated YIKES
>>151529166hsgf pussy
My neighbours are an asian woman and a muzdog family
My neighbors are Dalits
RIP So You Think
of course drinking water upsets himthis guy is an absolute loser
>>151529221does the woman get lonely?
>>151529166hsgf arse
my neighbour is a very attractive single mother ive never conversed with. i dont go outside if she is
>>151529218>>151529247coulpe of sweet tooths in here
>He's now mad about people drinking waterThis is mental illness.
Feels nice to take a nice long piss
>Nestle defence force arrived
>>151529249based
Feels nice when hsgf takes a nice long piss on me in the bath iykwim haha
>>151521654>Ausfalia couldn't make it to the final in their own sport
My sister is hot as fuck
>>151529266can i have a go
Its hot watching a woman take a nice long piss
saw this old woman today. she must've been 65. wearing skin tight black leather pants, tight black crop top, some streetwear brand jacket, a supreme beanie and her heavily makeup laden face was bogged/10. absolutely grim scenes.
>>151529249Root her
One sip of beer and all the melancholy is gone.
>>151529266ever look through her wash basket for her knickers and take a whiff?
>>151529272I saw a bogged old lady at the shops talking on her phone outside the beautician once.I was actually disturbed gave me uncanny valley feelings.
>>151528152Book?
>tfw when the rub and tug ad has qt fob young asians and when you go a 60 year old haggard asian opens the door
>>151529276So you only have one beer then?
>>151529114That's an impressive kickIs there a vid of this?
i can fix her lads
>>151529293I would of fucken killed this crazy bitch if i was there
>>151529293i would of just held her down and raped this crazy bitch if i was there
>>151529293Remind me why I'm supposed to support the asian bitch over her?
>A man working as a mascot for the Carlton Football Club has stunned guests at a Bar Mitzvah celebration after he stormed out when he learned the money gifted to the boy would be used to support Israeli soldiers.kek
>>151529286Yeah, one too many.
>>151529311>it's da bloos
>>151529285dire
>>151529166thinking roast beef >>151529114but going to eat slow cooked pork belly
Pussy pussy pussy
>>151529323you reckons its roastie?im picturing a tight innie slit
>>151529255what sort of mousepad would he have?
>>151529328she looks rough these days idiot girls wanting to be in the sun all day
Ugly women can have nice pussies you know?
>>151529331Probably nothing.>People that use a mousepad>People that use a laptop trackpad>People that anythingGuy hates literally everything.
>>151523311top 4 are legit everything below that is who cares tier
ppre bogged harris could get it tbqh
>>151529342Get what?
>>151529331nick daicos at the 2025 brownlow almost guaranteed
>>151529344bogged
I've had a rough day, can you guys cheer me up please :(
He's based, he hates reddit shit and it upsets you fags kek
>>151529333And vice versa.
>>151529345he's not me retard
>>151529340Lachie Neale can still play at the elite level but I think he'll just end up staying with the Lions.
>>151529348here's a funny picture
>>151529350Hating reddit is acceptable. Hating water is pants on head retarded.
will amp's let me lick their feet while massage
>>151529363everything has a price
>>151522676two questions what would it smell like?if her and her twin sister were bent over side by side could you tell their pussies apart?
>>151523311Zac Bailey would be a big loss if he left Brisbane.
