>UCL Newcastle 3-0 Benfica22.10 Sporting - Marseille>UCL 2nd division23.10 Braga - Estrela Vermelha23.10 Floresta - Porto>TRUTH NUKEPorto's 2010 Europa League is worth more than Benficas European Cups during amateur era
Anime
Honestly, Rui Costa didn't KNEW
Fuck anime
lads, just discovered which club Fabio Silva is playing for this half season
Rip Balsemão
>>151522299sleep tight, mr. ghoul
>>151522299F. emblematic figurealso, this is the weakest i remember our league being. sporting's squad isn't too bad, but borges is simply not good enough
>>151522392Last year it was much worse. At least now FC Porto has a good team!
>>151522463yeah, i guess starting last year upon amorim's departure.i still wonder how far they might have gone in the CL had he stayed.
Very sad how Balsemao did not live to see this traitorous motherfucker out of Belem desu
>>151522299S lol. Morte ao Pay Ass Dê
have to say i was impressed by benfica supporters tonight, best away end ive seen in my life so far
>>151524660Probably the only good thing in this club nowadays. Even the home support is dogshit.
>>151521916Man, why can’t Portuguese clubs get bought out by Arabs with bottomless funds? What is it about English clubs in dreary industrial cities long past their prime that attracts them over historic cities with culture, good weather and cuisine, and fine saqaliba women with Arab genes to add to their harem?
>>151528603Maybe it has something to do with the City of London or something. Branding too. Reverse colonialism too. But thank God. I would rather lose than become an investment product
Acham que leram o meu email?
>sportingrados celebrating like they already won the championsCall me once you face some REAL opposition
Isto devia ser o fio geral do SPORTING CLUBE DE PORTUGAL fdputas!
>Sporting wins>i'm happyLets go lads.Varandas hire a good coach you stupid fuck
are Benfica fans happy with Mourinho?
>>151537414benfica fans are too old to post here.they are happy with whatever the media tells them to be happy about, so yes average benfiquista loves mourinho.
>>151537303Rui Alheiras keeps getting away with it.
>>151533537>achar que alguém no benfica trabalhaLoles.>>151537414Não.
Boas...Cumps.
balconies controlates the var
>>151540031Goods...Greets.
Tonight Encosta's ass gets rebentated live on TV.
Quem está a ganhar o debate?
>>151551165Relativamente a atirar areia para os olhos é o Ruim Costa.
>>151548800Está a limpar o chão com ele lol. Até a oposição controlada do Martim e do Cristóvão estão a ficar nervosos.
>>151552068O JNL*
>>151551165O Andries Jonker.
Ninguém quer saber do boifica, time de várzea
>>151553027Estou à espera do meu hambúrguer, Kleberson.
Noronha Lopes que desilusão nos repiques. Ia votar nele, mas depois deste fiasco tomei a decisão de dar os meus 50 votos ao Manteigas
>>151553314>t. não-sócio
>>151553314Vira frangos, Rui banana, Vieira... só escapam o Cristóvão e o Meyer. Foi aliás o destaque da noite.Que classe, inteligência, boas ideias. sim senhora
>>151553611Também fiquei muito bem impressionado com o Meyer
A minha reação honesta ao debate.
Hello anons
>>151555184Macona
Portugal women's just beat USA for the first time ever
>>151555938What's the twist? Were they playing a B team?
>Bruno Silva, o Chegano que foi detido por ameaças de morte a imigrantes brasileiros, é luso-brasileiro.Este país é incrível.
>>151555938Navegadoras :)
>fagioli
>>151563117feias
>>151521916Benfica contratou o melhor peladeiro do mundo.
>>151556128I don't think so?>>151562410they play again on sunday!
>>151565856Fufa feia
Is this the worst our league has been in 20 years?Top of the league loses to a relegation side
>>151567204National team overrated trash too, literally no defence>Diogo Costaoverrated >Ruben Diasoverrated>Inácio,Silva,AraujoTugão shitter twinks>Renato VeigaASSForwards>40 Yo Ronaldo>bunch of wingers that combined can't even get 10 goals a seasonTugão in the shitters
>>151567242Qualquer equipa mais ou menos decente rompe aquela defesa de merda, eles literalmente cagam-se todos
>>151567242>o eterno grunho de café que só sabe falar mal
>>151567242vou te dizer ó pa tensh que jogar com tresh zagueiroshsolta us lateirash para o apoiovitinhan e fernandesh no meio e pro caralhes tudo
>>151568843>zagueirosh
Reminder that, if you do not vote for Khadaffi of the Tires, that means you must want a new Vale and Azevedo
putting my 50 votes on Don Vieironeyou are welcome
>>151568843
>>151582998Not all heroes have capesSome just have 50 votes
>>151583007thanks, I'll finally complete my Ape Escape collection
Forssa Viera.Contra tudo e contra todes.Viva o Bemfica!
Are Benfiquistas and Sportinguistas right? Should we give more votes to older people? Would that solve the imigration problem (an imigrant would have fewer votes than a 18 years old Portuguese person)? Is this something to be considered?
>>151583126>giving more votes to boomers>PS stays eternally in power
>>151583126Romans never had the cult of youth because it's silly.young people understand fuck all about the world, are very very easily influenced but behave like they are rightand that's why they vote for ultra retards, because young people are literal retardstook me years to understand this, but it's simply the truth
More people already voted for Benfica's elections than the Porto and Sporting all-time record, and it's only 14:20. Never compare your small clubs to us.
>>151583252Many can't even name 11 players in the squad of the men's team.
>>151583252not if you count by the number of teeth
>>151583272Can you blame them, though?
Just deployed my 20 votes on Rui Costa. He cried in a friendly and I don't want another Vale e Azevedo.
>not if you count by the number of teeth
>41 000 members already voted in the Benfica's elections, a new record in Portuguese football.
Não fui votar mas jmaginem ficar umas 4 horas a apanhar chuva numa fila para votar no vira frangos. CARREGA RUI
>>151585440I bet many of those don't even turn up for regular elections.
>>151586054Benfica > PortugalÉ lidar.
58 000 voters. World record broken.
>>151588230Almost one percent of the six million Benfiquista fans!
>>not if you count by the number of teeth
e então que aparece o cigano lagarto
Me (1 vote) and my dead grandpa (50 votes) just voted for Rui Costa.
Onze do Benfica: Trubin; Aursnes, Otamendi, Tomás Araújo e Dahl; Richard Ríos e Barrenechea; Lukebakio, Sudakov e Prestianni; Pavlidis.
O NOVO PRESIDENTE DO SPORT LISBOA E BENFICA É O SENHOR MARTIM MEYER!
The hero that will save our Bigger Than. Again.
PENALTIDIS SCORES AGAIN
>>151595320BASED GREEK GOD
>>151595320HE DOES IT AGAIN!
Good night. They want to kill the Benfica.
reckon a couple more pens should do it
Reckon a few more tears should do it.
>Penfica
>>151596818Mas um para chorares mais, corno.
>>151599467Tou a chorar pela ponta do pénis na vagina da tua mãe animal
>>151600111Hahahahahaha, o teu pai é que está a chorar do cu depois de ter sido enrabado pelo namorado, sua bicha. Chora mais lagarto.
olympiacos legend marios vrousai saves the portuguese league again
>>151600270O meu pai está morto.
>>151600565Desculpa então, mano. Os meus sentimentos.
>>151600613No worries
my cousin in Australia says Noronha is already the president there
Rui Costa ganhou em Cabo Verde e Paço de ArcosNoronha Lopes ganhou em Hamburgo, Barcelona, Algueirão-Mem Martins, Cacém
>>151600291Hes actually a good player, he could play on Braga easily.
>Rui Costa winning so far with 45% vs 27% for Noronha Lopes>at Luz, the votes of the Boomers with 50 votes have not been counted yetHmmm, benficabros?
How the fuck hasn't the count ended yet!? I know the voting only closed at 10 pm and there are people worth 69 votes, but still. Benfica has matches in the pavillions today.>inb4 muh biggest club in the world, six million supp-Only 85.000 people of those voted! Even imagining each of them had, somehow, 50 votes each, that's 4.25 million votes. That's less than the votes of the local elections.
Why didn't he run for the Benfica elections? He would have easily won
Vira frangos btfo. Chupem
Me and my late grandpa just gave Banana Costa 51 votes.
>>151615252because balconies controls everything and he wants to kill benstay
based benficornos voting for more rui bosta
>>151617646The world is not ready for AI especialy boomers.>>151521916Bom dia Tugão how is our Goodstay?
>>151617690>how is our Goodstay?They want to KILL Goodstay!
YOU JUST KNOW they already counted the votes, they are just negotiating a way of Noronha Lopes saying he will not go for a second round in a "dignified" way.
>me own dad... a Rui costa voter
42% Rui Costa30% Noronha LopesThere is still hope, I think...
>>151621495>You'll live long enough to see a Geringonça at Goodstay
what makes benficucks so bad at numbers
>>151621709>what makes benficucks so bad at numbersDead people voting
>>151621804Dead people voting and worth 100 votes
>rui bosta tslking about electronic voteMaybe SerBenfiquista schizos are right>we atropelated the world record
>mfws-surely next time it will go better
For me, it's simple:>Admiral Gouveia and Melo warming the seat for Dr. Antonio Costa/Engineer José Socrates ten years from now>Dr. Ventura as Prime-Minister>Dr. Rui Costa as President of our Bigger Than>Dr. José Mourinho as Coach>Joao Felix and Bernardo Silva and Renato Sanches and Enzo Fernandez back>RSI in Bank Account>bica in xicaraAND MORE I DO NOT SAY.
>>151629825This is one of /tugão/'s best posts
>>151618695>Me dad, me own bloody dad. A bleedin’ Costa voter, he is. Cor blimey that’s a heck of a surprise, an make no bloody mistake. There I was, thinkin’ he’d gnab himself some sense sooner or later, but he only went and voted for 50 on Rui. Fokkin nasty busniss. Wivv a bloody BIC pen n’ all. Wot’s the world coming to, eh? EH? Now I can’t even nip down the chippy wivvout some tosser calling me a rabolho. Me! A bloody rabolho? I’ll tell you wot it is, right? I aint a rabolho, this is bloody nonsense, that’s what it bloody well is! I nevver once battered me dad. N’ he was woeful at footie talk n’ all, n’ I still nevver once stove his bloody head in for it. But maybe I bloody should have, because there I am, listening to the other dad’s laughing at him, n’ I’d drive him home n’ let him see Facebook reels on his bloody computah n’ all. But instead of winning Benfica fan of the year like I should’ve done, they’re calling me a bloody rabolho n’ all. Cos of my bloody Costa dad. It just aint bloody right lad. I aint the one told him to listen to bloody Benfica TV n’ all. ABolaTV? Up until three days ago, I nevver knew wot that bloody channel was! I’ve been busy with my /sp/ bros. So there I am, posting on twatter against Costa outta goodness of my own bloody heart, meanwhile, my BLOODY RABOLHO DAD is voting around like its Partido Socialista. N’ you all wanna call me rabolho. Me? A bloody rabolho. I aint never rabolho on anyone and I aint about ta bleeding start. But you’ve sprayed it all over me bloody FYP. Me bloody beautiful FYP. Look at it! It’s got rabolho bloody written on it n’ all. How am I meant to walk round town now? I’ll look like a bleeding prat n’ all, won’t I? You’ve all made a bloody prat out of me. Tryna make me into a bleeding three ring bloody circus! It’s wrong lad!
>>151629825only missing is PNS as minister of package wine
>Vira frangos
>I don't like this Rui Costa fellow very much because of the way he became President after the police arrested Mister Doctor Vieira, but Mister Doctor Vieira told me that a new Vale and Azevedo was coming, so I am going vote for Rui Costa in the second round, yes sir
>>151583252>breaking an alltime record only to vote for continuing this circustruly a club for vinho de pacote slurpers
Comiam?
>>151648506Comia fácil
>>151648506>aristogatas lisboetas com nomes ingleses e cabelo francêsSim
Nos Morangos Com Açúcar 1, a Joana Duarte é a Benedita Pereira
>they're calling him Richard Reels
PÃO COM CHOURIÇOOOOOOOOO
Portobros, how are Kiwi and Bednarek doing
>>151654708Kiwior is ok. Bednarek is a retard.
>>151654819>Kiwior is ok. Bednarek is a retard.Too true Joao too true
Eu não esqueço o que o Vieira fez no Benfica! Não sou ingrato. Depois de 2009, teve a década de maior sucesso desportivo do Benfica. 6 campeonatos em 10 e DUAS finais europeias!! Onde fomos completamente roubados!Não consigo compreender a atitude que o Rui Costa teve com o Luis Filipe Vieira. Foi graças a ele que hoje está onde está. É de uma ingratidão. Aproveitou-se logo para assumir o cargo. Nem 24h durou. Nem uma palavra quando assumiu o cargo. Nunca irei perdoar isso ao Rui Costa. Nunca! Em 5 anos, 1 campeonato! Ao menos se fizesse melhor... Nem isso. Nunca na vida votarei no Rui Costa. Prefiro votar no dos hambúrgueres do que nesse ingrato! Rui, não aprendeste nada enquanto podias! E para além disso não tens carácter! Rua!
