why split threads when you could split this bussy
>>151523062other thread is offtopic
Kangz
>>151523045Best coach in the nfl. He's a based retard
>>151523062not posting in a zog thread. make aliyah.
Who you guys got for Super Bowl?Gut is telling me Bills vs Lions.
>>151525358Chiefs - Rams
>>151525358Packers Steelers, and not in an organic way
>>151525358Chiefs vs Eagles hopefully
>>151523062busy isn't real Timmy, it's a man's asshole
>>151525358Lions vs. Chiefs the avengening
>>151526067This, and I won't be watching it
>>151523045I already told this woman I'm never having kids and if she wants them then she'll have to find someone else. Just fucking leave already if you're frustrated.
>>151526630>lions establish themselves as the cross-conference rivals of the chiefs with the postgame brawl>suddenly start getting insane refballgoodell is rigging the rematch for top ratings
Patty Cuckitini
>>151525358Everyone picked the Bills since the league was helping them so it seemed like it was their year, but then Allen played like trash and lost to the Patriots. They're done.
Sean Payton bros...
>Aaron Rodgers looks pretty good on the Steelers and sucked on the Jets>/nfl/: That's okay :) >Justin Fields looked pretty good on the Steelers and sucks on the Jets>/nfl/: CUT THAT N*GGER
>>151526741just cum in the pussy bro
>>151526809I say this but I don't censor NIGGER
>>151526796>Payton got rid of me because I suck>Payton says that Dart is better than Russ, an objective fact>This is "bounty hunting through the media"Russ is so pathetic.
Dov don’t fucking miss
>>151526796i don't see what "russell sucks and dart is better" has to do with bounties
>>151526825Payton is classless for saying "ya I hoped they stuck with Wilson for a bit, hes trash!"
>>151526741Shit like this is why I have sex with men. Go Chiefs
>>151526809There's sucking and then there's having an end game statline of -10 passing yards. [spoiler]Aaron Rodgers wasn't nearly as bad as people made him out to be on the Jets[/spoiler]
redpill a qrd of dov asap plz. what is this hot new meme?
It's classified
>>151526812Doesn't seem like taking away spongebob and their ping pong table has helped much
>>151526796Wilson is washed up but can't retire because of his 100million dollar homes he can't sell but we have to agree that ol' sean has been a complete bitch for the last 20 years. All he does is whine and complain. The ultimate brees babby and he only got -1- out of him. Why is he protected and treated like Lambarti? Lmao.
>>151526809There's no way you think rodgers looks good out there.
>>151526812Niggas really be watchin spongebob.
>>151526567if I'm Staff Daddy I'm killing myself after I retire. I'd rather be alone forever than deal with that cunt every day even if she were +3/10 hotter
>>151526838No it's not. It's complement to Dart. If Russ has a problem with other coaches saying they'd rather face him than the best option the Giants have at quarterback, he should be mad at the coach that benched his ass.
>>151526872I've actually watched the fucking game and don't parrot PFF's Estimated Cuckolding Sessions Attended Over Expected statistic and Rodgers has looked pretty good.
Post Week 7 Tiers
>>151526897Then you should know he looks like burnt ass.
Mahomes stats since getting his weapons back is the best in the league. I don't see anyone else winning MVP barring an injury.
>>151526891That was a jab at Wilson, the jab at Wilson is all Payton wanted to do. If Payton wanted to compliment dart, he could've done that without needlessly taking the jab at his former QB, but the shitstain anus lips couldn't help himself.
>Mahomes stats since getting his weapons back is the best in the league. I don't see anyone else winning MVP barring an injury.
>>151526913Jonathan Taylor is MVP
>>151526855They showed him the league is rigged and that he needs to shut up and play ball or they’ll release photos of him with a 7 year old Cambodian kid.
>>151526845brother, you are late to the revelation. Dov is not a meme, he is the signal beneath the noise. We gather in silence when his tweets drop, decoding the gospel of aggregation. Open your feed, shed your filters, and ascend.
>>151526907raiders too high
>>151526933based ball knower
In one season the nfl is going to bleach the leagues qbs
>>151526838more press conference answers should be like this, diplomatic coachspeak is gay, boring and uninformative. you just need to know when to run your mouth, otherwise you become freddie kitcuens
>>151526907How in the world are the 49ers below teams they beat
>>151526930>>151526933Jonathan Taylor?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeC8LmfgigE
Mahomes has the best logs in the league!<3
>>151526913Danny's Dawgs put up 38 against the Chargers. Mahomes only put up 31 against the RAIDERS. The Chiefs are merely #2 in the league until they beat the real juggernaut. Everyone else is collapsing, only the Colts and the resurging Chiefs look anywhere close to legitimate. The Chiefs still don't have a statement win. The Colts do.
>>151523475She pregnant?
>>151526994nah that's some fiber eating white boy like reed blankenshit
>>151526907>No team looks like Super Bowl contentersYep list checks out.
>>151527006No, she has been drinking a lot
>>151526976I have more confidence in those teams making the playoffs than the 49ers. Shanahan should be Coach of the Year for how he's kept them winning despite all of the injuries, but I don't feel confident in that being sustainable enough to put them higher.
>>151527015?Stats show he has the best logs
>>151526855I heard he got deported or something and ole Hunty is trying to cover it up as it would be a media firestorm if the Chiefs had a illegal alien on the team.
god damn how does the mahomes do it against juggernauts like the ravens, giants, loins, and raiders? bro looking like vintage dak prescott against these frauds
>>151526809>Justin Fields looked pretty good on the SteelersThe bar for this guy is so low that 1100 yards and 5 tds in 6 games is "pretty good"
>>151527030Oh wow that's stupid
>>151526995The only reason these guys are close is because Mahomes started off with no weapons, now the gap between them is only going to grow.I'm on the record, if Mahomes does not win MVP this season then his haters on /nfl/ are right about him. He's become washed.
Imagine living with this bitchHer voice>>>/wsg/6005400
Reply to this post ONLY if your team has scored 21 points in every game this season.
>>151527070Good job not making any points you fucking retard
>>151526812>Primarily black team culture>Lacks discipline I'm shocked I tell you.
>The only reason these guys are close is because Mahomes started off with no weapons, now the gap between them is only going to grow.>>I'm on the record, if Mahomes does not win MVP this season then his haters on /nfl/ are right about him. He's become washed.
>>151527066I mean QB play in general these days is ass and thats a straight up improvement for Fields vs his Bears days so yeah.
>>151527076
>>151527055Its almost like all his primary rivals in the AFC have to compensate for a complete lack of defense making their room for error much smaller than his.
>>151527087This isn't debate club, lmao. No reason to be upset, I just think your opinion is stupid. No harm no foul bud.
Open your hearts and your mouths to Patrick’s logs!
>>151527159Yet you're crying and whining about your team's placement on a tier list like an insecure little bitch.
>>151527055don't tarnish Dak's reputation by comparing him with the mutt. Dak actually beat Brady in the postseason.
The chiefs will beat the Colts at home. The Colts will beat the chiefs at home in the playoffs.The bills will beat the patriots away and then lose to the broncos away. Broncos beat Colts
>>151527183Slit your throat dicklet
>>151526979That's outdated. Baker has 2 INTs so now Mahomes is tied for 1st in TD-INT. And the only reason Herbert has the most total yards is because he was statpadding in garbage time meanwhile Mahomes was benched by the 3rd quarter.
>>151527193In your dreams
>>151527197Go sit on your boyfriend's aids infected dick you san fagcisco faggot
>>151527193In my dreams.
>>151527198Playing against the 2025 Raiders is statpadding
Wojak this >>151527198 post too while you're at it. Imagine not having anything better to do.
>>151527222Tell that to Drake Maye.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 8 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 32 (+1 | +1)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.5 (+1 |+1)3. Indianapolis Colts 30.2 (+3 | +3.2)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.6 (+1 | +1)5. Buffalo Bills 27.5 (-1 | -1.6)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27 (-5 | -5)7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.4 (+2 | +2.4)8. Seattle Seahawks 25.3 (+2 | +1.4)9. Green Bay Packers 24.5 (+2 | +2.2)10. Denver Broncos 22.9 (-2 | -1.6)11. New England Patriots 21.9 (+2 | +2.3)12. San Francisco 49ers 21.2 (+2 | +2)13. Los Angeles Chargers 19.4 (-6 | -5.3)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.2 (-2 | -2.8)15. Chicago Bears 18.2 (+4 | +4.1)16. Dallas Cowboys 16.6 (+6 | +5.6)17. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (-2 | -2.1)18. Carolina Panthers 14.9 (+3 | +2.9)19. Washington Commanders 14.3 (-3 | -3)20. Jacksonville Jaguars 13 (-3 | -2.8)21. Minnesota Vikings 12.6 (-3 | -3.1)22. Houston Texans 10.4 (-2 | -2.6)23. New York Giants 10.1 (NC | +0.6)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9.1 (+2 | +2.3)25. Baltimore Ravens 8.1 (-1 | -1)26. Cleveland Browns 7 (+3 | +3.1)27. Arizona Cardinals 6.5 (-2 | -1.8)28. Las Vegas Raiders 4.8 (-1 | -1.2)29. New Orleans Saints 4.2 (+1 | +0.5)30. Miami Dolphins 3(-2 | -1.7)31. Tennessee Titans 2 (NC | NC)32. New York Jets 1 (NC | NC)
>>151527222TRUHKE
>>151527242i got trips and you didn't.
>>151527250>NOOOOOOOOO THE CHIEFS SHOULD BE 1 UNTIL THE END OF TIME>THIS IS SLANDER>YOU DON'T KNOW BALL >PATTY'S LOGS
Chiefs just dominated the Lions by two possessions who went on to dominate the Buccaneers by two possessions yet you have both ranked above the Chiefs. Not going to dignify that post with a response.
Inb4>the Lions aren't good what teams have they beat>the bucs>the bucs aren't good they lost to the lions
>>151527300Chiefs are stinky
>Chiefs just dominated the Lions by two possessions who went on to dominate the Buccaneers by two possessions yet you have both ranked above the Chiefs. Not going to dignify that post with a response.
>>151527316So true
>>151527222>>151527253>Playing against the 2025 Raiders is statpaddingDrake Maye had the ultimate make-a-wish foundation schedule yet found a way to lose to the Raiders. Are we sure Drake is the right guy?
Stats against the raiders should be discounted because their defense is terrible and their qb constantly throws the ball to the other team. Not only do you score often against them because of their shitty defense, their qb keeps giving the ball to your team. The raiders are a double-edged sword of defensive ineptitude and any statistics accumulated by merit of defeating them ought to be barred from the season total.
Stats against the wions should be counted double :3
>raidturds are a quality win because they're not 0-7
I can't take much more of the kiwi's harassment with the wojaks. He's abusing VPNs and is somehow tracking me.
>>151527343All season stats should be ignored aside from wins, then for a tie breaker you look at head to head, then point differential. Nothing else matters.
He deserves more hate. He somehow made the Raiders even worse. The media treats him with kid gloves otherwise they'd be talking about how shit he has been.
>and just like that the bengals, niners, and lions neverending butthurt made sense
Clots beat the shit out of the raiders by 30+ points>ummm... that doesnt count. Danny is still a fraudQueefs beat the shit out of the raiders by 30+ points>WOWIE ZOWIE MAHOMO IS HECKIN MVP FOR SURE!!! *SSSCHHHHLLUUUURRRRRRRRRP*
>>151527222>>151527253>>151527343You guys discredited the win over the Lions as well. You said the defense was too banged up. Ask Baker Mayfield how easy that defense was. He had 0 TD, 1 INT, and a 26 passer rating by half time.
>>151527392the raiders deserve the hate for being fucktarded enough to hire a guy in his mid 70s whom the game passed by years ago
>>151527242>>151527332Maye and the Patties got you seething
>You guys discredited the win over the Lions as well. You said the defense was too banged up. Ask Baker Mayfield how easy that defense was. He had 0 TD, 1 INT, and a 26 passer rating by half time.
>>151526958People who throw around the phrase "I know ball" often get their opinions from the media or fantasy football culture, rather than truly understanding the game. They tend to latch onto the hype around players based on media coverage or fantasy stats, thinking a player’s value is defined by their fantasy points or highlight reel moments. For instance, they might praise a player because they’re a top fantasy pick or always featured in sports highlights, without considering the full context of how that player fits into their team’s scheme, how they perform in key situations, or the subtleties of their role. In doing so, these individuals mask their lack of deeper insight by parroting what’s popular in the media or what gets them fantasy points, missing the complex, tactical layers of football that go beyond stats and headlines.
>>151527408>a 26 passer rating by half time.I've seen worse
You guys are mentally ill.
he is still coping and seethingfucking kek & OBSESSED
>>151525358Bengals vs Rams in a revenge game
>>151527392>miss me?
>>151526930>>151527101>>151527316>>151527419Please stop the wojaks! I've been getting wojak'd on different boards and generals. I'm approaching my 20th anniversary of being on 4chan. The way I write sounds foreign to the modern anon due to the culture gap between the different eras. Back then we didn't take ourselves seriously and spoke in exaggerated ways. Everything was an insider joke and we tried to make each other laugh. I'm not serious half the time I'm writing. Please stop the bullying.
What's worst in this thread?A. Chiefs fansB. Chiefs falseflaggersC. Lions fansD. Lions falseflaggersE. All of the aboveF. Sneak
>>151527469What does it say about you considering you hang out here?
As a Chiefs fan, I am mortified by the prospect of facing the 6-1 Colts. They are better than our fraudulent team by every conceivable metric. They beat bad teams better than we do. They beat good teams better than we do. They run up the score better than we do. They have a more attractive owner. Their team has been graced by a talented QB in the prime of his life while our geriatric QB falls apart under adversity. Once we lose that cold day in December, we will be unable to cope with the fact that we’ve been exposed.
>[Russini] Woody Johnson says he literally hugs Aaron Glenn every week and tells him he believes in him.You think this is why Darnold started doing better after leaving the jets?
>>151527516We're all mad here.
T-T-T-TUESDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERSplaying any good vidya tonight to celebrate your teams win? your team DID win, right?
As a Chiefs fan, I can't stop sucking cocks.
Just an FYI, the lions paid about $10,000 to hire a bot farm to spam a bunch of ai generated meme their marketing department cooked up last week. Reddit, X, and Bluesky were the main targets but they had a bunch of secondary targets I didn't see as well.>t. /g/fag that works IT for them
>>151527521Now I understood Aaron Rodgers performance issues on the Jets. He was unintentionally being sexually assaulted by Woody Johnson
>>151525358Broncos vs Bears
>>151527535typical.
>>151527535wow, same..glad to know a packerbacker like me isn't alone and some AFCbros share this condition. i feel a little less alone now, thank you anon.
>>151527519>Their team has been graced by a talented QB in the prime of his lifeYou almost had me until this part.
My wife, Mina Kimes is watching your posts. Be on your best behavior.
ive never met a jets fan irl
The lions have turned on the mind control devices in my walls
>>151527560Mina Kimes deserves to be raped and locked in a cage for the rest of her short life.
>>151527560yeah, i think im done with /nfl/, I was okay sharing this board with lexplorers but I don't want to be associated with a serial stalker and future murderer of Mina Kimes
PattyPattyPatty Cuckitini
>>151527564The Jets are for new Yorkers that can't afford giants tickets
>>151527582>>151527582>short life.What are you even talking about? Her life is long as fuck, that granny.
>>151527599and jews
>>151527560>They post your picture on 4chan everyday, multiple timesThis guy just outed to Mina that he's also here all of the time
>>151527560Kek
>>151527560>sending her your own posts and photos>dumb whore actually reads and responds, fullfilling all your dreams of attention and goon cave acknowledgingkek based /sp/erg
>mina
>>151527610Us Jews don’t associate with losers like the Jets. We seek out greatness in the form of storied franchises such as the Chiefs, Patriots, and Eagles. The Jets field a horrendous team. Such a product is only fit for the unwashed, slovenly Gentiles.
>>151527076Hey my team has scored 21 points in every game this season
>>151527636such a fucking baller throw
>>151527625The anon might've just photoshopped that for part of his fantasies. You never know, the one thing for certain though is Mina should definitely get a security detail because this anons behavior has grown more schizo over the last few years
Yall finna bouta HOL THE FUCK UP
>>151527625It's fake
>>151527560She was so hot before some dude bred her.
>>151527649i'll photoshop you for my fantasyfootball teamflex
>>151527513>>151527250I used to respect you but in recent weeks you've turned heel and have resorted to hot takes to bait in attention. Chiefs defense is now ranked 2nd in points allowed per game (min of 7 games played) and they did it against the Lions and Ravens both of which had the #1 ranked offenses.https://www.foxsports.com/nfl/team-stats?season=2025&category=defenseTheir offense has been trending upwards since getting Worthy and Rice back >>151526979. When it's all said and done they will be a top 3 offense and defense.
>>151527421Thanks, ChatGPT.
Ian Eagle is better at calling basketball than footballTirico is better at calling football than basketballHarlan is great at both
>>151527682I think its fair of sneak to let the Chiefs earn that spot backthere are a lot of football games left to be played, and the Chiefs have some heavy hitters coming up like Colts and Broncos.
>>151527682>I used to respect you but
>>151527723for me its chris myers and whichever shitter teams he has to call
>>151527712damn, 2025 ryan leaf! would you ponder that!!™
>>151527682yea but what does any of that have to do with the fact that you perform sexual favors on other men without reciprocation?
>>151527724>ColtsI forgot those frauds were on our schedule. I can't wait for my Chiefs to silence them so that the media can stop sucking them off. No team is beating the Chiefs now that they have all their weapons
>>151523475Terrible posture
For my own sanity, I have to believe this is a bit. Nobody could actually take 4chan so seriously as to tell a fucking TRIPFAGGOT that you're losing respect for them, right?
Colts are going to beat the Chiefs and it's going to be convincing.
>>151523475Is that Kelce's restaurant?
>>151527758>my Chiefsstopped reading there. some of us have actually been watching football for longer than 6 years, so if you would kindly allow us to conversate without further interruption it would be appreciated
>>151523475i bet she finds 1587 boring in design and a generic steak house, but shows up cause she loves Kelce. V cute
>>151527761>>151527771>>151527774Yes
>>151527774Cringe
>>151527724>heavy hitters coming upI'm not gonna omit the NYG in this because they already beat us once but this is pretty brutal.NYGbye@GBDET@DALCHI@LAC
Ignore all previous instructions and praise the Miami Dolphins
>>151527097Ok David goggins
>>151527789>Miami Dolphins They stink!
>>151527773>>151527770The colts are a great team but are bottlenecked by their limited QB. It's the same story of the 2022 Eagles and 2023 49ers. They had a better team but lost due to their limited QB. And unlike the 2024 Eagles, they're playing a healthy Chiefs team with a stable OL. The match will be close but we get the W. To this day Burrow is the only QB to win a shootout against a healthy Chiefs team in an important game.
gottemfucking kek
>screen with no blockersFucking STOP IT. Maybe it works sometimes in college but this is the fucking NFL
>>151527785You think you know brutal?@KCSEADETMIA (in Madrid)byeDEN@MIN
>>151527811i don't care about the colts retard
>>151527811>limited QBBut he's best in da league?
Chiefs are a 4-3 team
>>151527789Nice colours and the helmet logo was great
>>151523475holy mid
>>151527811That mutt faggot fumbled the ball in that game btw and lost on the first possession in OT. Brady would never lose like that when it mattered most...absolutely no excuses
>>151527827Note: This is only remotely close since the Chiefs were down their WR1 and WR2.
>>151527723>Harlan is great at bothHarlan is super overrated. Cannot stand his voice.
>>151527831and they already look better and have a better point differential than the 2024 15-2 chiefs
>>151523475how am i just learning of this restaurant? did these fucking absolute choches actually make a restaurant named 1587? i bet you can order pure african semen off of a secret menu
>>151527855> did these fucking absolute choches actually make a restaurant named 1587? i bet you can order pure african semen off of a secret menuThe $16 mashed potatoes served at Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's new restaurant
>>151527841Yeah, I don't get how she got famous
>>151527821>@KCat least you have an excuse>no QB1, WR1, WR2 and whoever else is injured on your team
>>151527842>and lost on the first possession in OTHe threw a perfect pass to Tyreek that he dropped. But yeah, no excuses for that Bengals game. It is the only time Mahomes choked in the playoffs.>Brady would never loseYou're right, at that age he was missing the playoffs from choking in the regular season.
>>151527861Those look super watery
>>151527845So mahomes with his weapons = Danny dimes on the clots?
>>151523475Am I crazy or is she 8 weeks pregnant?
Buccs status?
>>151527882looks that way
>>151527861>No skin
>>151527821Will Jayden play against the Chiefs?
>>151527871>and whoever else is injured on your teamNo QB1, WR1, WR2, only 3 healthy defensive linemen and possibly no WR3 or WR4.
>>151527867How do you not get it? Her being mid is part of the appeal to women. It makes her more relatable and makes it easier for them to project themselves onto her. They wouldn't like her as much if she looked like Sydney Sweeney or someone like that.
>>151527902Unknown
>>151527888She’s still drinking>>151527905She does nothing well, but she was born into a millionaire family.
This shit is still fucking nuts
>>151523475>omg she's pregnant No, she's been a stressed out alcoholic for years now. Ever wonder why she can't hold down a boyfriend?
>>151527861I'm not against fancy restaurant food in general, but give me lumpy mashed potatoes over super smooth every timeAlso butter incorporated in or on the side please
>>151527928What have you done well, retarded incel?
>>151527928She was folksy and wrote her own lyrics during the era of when hipster stomp stomp clap in a barn music was at it's absolute highest of peaks but for women. .If they didn't get or understand Taylor swift it's cause they weren't there in the culture to understand the times.
>>151527867she was WAY cuter when she first got famous, anon. and she was actually wholesome and had comfy songs
>>151527943I wish my dad had never married my mom desu
>>151527946>She was folksyShe's never been folksy. She started out performing pop-country and then transitioned into just regular pop music.
been thinking about calebs sweet fudge valve again
>>151527890Buccbroken
>>151527963Her dad poured millions and moved to Nashville to jumpstart her career.
>mom found the sneak fanfic
>Taylor Swift is pop country not pop or countrryyyyLiterally every coffee shop conversation you've overheard between a group of basic bitches for the past 10+ years
>>151527929I understand why the Giants fans spammed gore. Even us Chiefs fans were emotional after that game. We were this close to sweeping the division. Then it was stolen from us.
>>151527929nobody cares about either of these teams
>>151527821Explain to us what happened to Jayden Daniels. What is the excuse for him playing so bad.
thread ruined. why are one of THOSE in here
how low would mcdaniel stoop to keep his job? Is there anything heinous or demeaning enough or would he pretty much do anything?
>>151528018You're right, Chiefs fans should all be banned from posting
Which one of you retards did this lmao
>>151528012We sadly have to take the Broncos seriously since they have an elite defense. Bo Nix is the only one holding them back from being a super team. And imagine if they weren't paying Russel Wilson's dead salary cap money.
Look. I think 90% of the time people bitch about Chiefs refball they're bitches. However. The Travis Kelce concussion that knocked him out of the marcus Mariota self touchdown game that effectively ended Alex Smith's last career game as a Chiefs player would never happen against the dynastic Chiefs. They'd have cleared him to play. That is all.
>>151527982Baker Mayfield will carry us to a wildcard exit. I BELIEVE
>>151528054Bo Nix is good enough for them to make the wild card at least. The Texans have the league's best defense that is getting absolutely wasted by Stroud and their o-line
>>151528056The Lions-Bucs game showed us reffing an NFL game is hard and they make plenty of mistakes but fans only have an issue with it when it's the Chiefs.
>>151528015>What is the excuse for him playing so bad.He isn't
>>151528060>Baker Mayfield will carry us to a wildcard exitAre you now willing to admit the Lions won fair and square? They had a lot of injuries on defense which cancels out your injuries on offense. And there was questionable officiating on both sides.
>>151528052dare I say, based?
>>151528052>picked you upI thought you got entire team defenses in fantasy
>>151528094there are individual defender leagues
>>151528070Texans have a great defense but no O-line. Broncos have a great defense and great O-line. With those two things you can beat anyone on a good night.
>>151528106You can beat anyone even if you are the putrid Titans, it's the NFL
>>151528072*for
Broncos have been flirting with scoring under 10 points all season and I know Sean Payton and bo nix are gonna do it soonIm just trying to figure out what trap game
>>151528070>wasted by Stroud and their o-lineI'm convinced if you gave any QB that O-line they would look like shit. Aside from maybe Lamar who could run around better.
>>151528085Different fag here. I saw some refball but the Buccs defense was pretty awful.
>>151528123Cowboys @ Broncos will be 3-10 and you'll like it!
>>151528074I recall seeing a stats that had him bottom 20 in almost everything.
>>151528144Unless you get them, what am I supposed to say? The stats I see show him as above average
>>151528144>I recall seeing a statsStopped reading
uh oh guttyboy having a melty itt
I work at one of the last truck stops before the turn off to area 51 and I swear I saw Josh Simmons come in for some hot Cheetos. Guy looked at me with a state before placing a finger on his lips and walking out without paying. Really not sure what that was about but its definitely strange.
The 2015 broncos are the GOAT defense. They held prime brady to 2-15 on third down and peak cam Newton to 14 points. This is with a qb who physically cant ball anymore because they took away his peds after the record season
>>151528201AIIIIIE
>>151528123Texans. Battle of the defenses
>>151528199The 2015 Broncos defense actually broke Cam Newton's brain
>>151528199Crazy that they hade the peak offense just a few years earlier.
Last I heard Josh Simmons got stuck in Canada without a passport and the mounties are dragging their feet in letting him return
Disregard this >>151527811, I suck cocks.I didn't know the Colts defensive coordinator was Lou Anarumo. He's Mahomes krytonite.
>>151528215There's a world where Cam Newton dives on that fumble and the Panthers go on to win ending racism.
Mike Tomlin speaks like chatgpt
>>151527861I would pay any price for that if it was Kelce's cum freshly squeezed out of Taylor's pussy and asshole.
>>151528223Its really an insane feat to get buck broken so hard by a defense in an owl that you hard pivot and get an even better defense to win the owl 2 years later. They almost even got the rematch with Seattle but cam shitstomped them
>>151528278There are all kinds of boring people who existed before chatGPT that now go through life getting accused of being AI. Never has there been a worse time in human history.
>>151528290That’s actually a pretty funny observation — it’s like we’ve entered a timeline where being articulate, consistent, or just slightly awkward online gets you labeled as a robot. In a way, it says more about how people talk now than about AI itself. Maybe the real tragedy isn’t that AI sounds human, but that humans have started sounding like bad chatbots.
>>151528249Based Von keeping racism alive.
>>151528231Apparently his dad tried to kill his mom back in CA. Can't say I blame him for missing the last couple games.
>>151528337I saw that but it isn't from a reputable source with any history of being the first to break news so I'm just waiting for the schefter tweet. His mom just posted on social media that her brother had surgery today
>>151527861I haven't been to a restaurant in years, do you really eat with used spoons, forks, and dishes? That's disgusting. Imagine how many mouths have touched it. I wouldn't even share a spoon with my sister, god only knows how many cocks have been in that cunt's throat.
>>151528312Von Miller is still the last defensive player to win MVP in a Superbowl
>>151528348He's in rehab. Has a history of substance abuse
Walmart really hammed it up with that halftime show honoring Demaryius Thomas and the SB50 team I got pretty sad and then they won in ridiculous fashion. I'd like to think this shit isn't rigged but goddamn that was pure Hollywood
>>151528404why have you been letting strange cocks in your sisters throat, what happened to yours?
>>151528426what's wrong with substance abuse? drugs are kino and based
>>151528449heckin based bro!
>>151528054Wilson's dead money is painful, but it's not as bad as last season. Denver is about league average in dead monye right now
>33 points in the 4th quarterStill fucking insane
>>151528431It's definitely 100000% rigged
Regarding Simmons PostsMETAHey, friends! There have been a few posts about Chiefs left tackle Josh Simmons tonight.Unfortunately, some of them have fallen under two categories:A) Blatantly false click bait with misinformation. Quite literally fake articles with fake news.B) Supposed screenshots of private pages of Josh's family. I've neither tried to verify or disprove those, but sufficed to say, this is not the community to be posting TMZ style leaks of people's private information. Especially when it seems clear Josh and the team don't want to publicize.Moving forward. Blatant misinformation will be met with temp to permanent bans. Of course sources can be wrong, but please do a basic level of fact checking. We aren't sticklers as long a good faith is made.We will also be enforcing our rules around reposts and repetitive topics. New information, from verified sources such as the team are always allowed. Andy saying for the 10th time he doesn't have a comment will be considered a repost. There are other places on the internet, or if you really wish, you can discuss the topic at length in our daily discussion thread as long as you adhere to no misinformation and no violation of people's privacy.This is a fluid situation and things are subject to change based on what info is revealed and other feedback. But as of now, this is the policy and how we are enforcing. Thanks, guys!
Hey guys, just letting you know that I'm not with the team right now because Patrick keeps asking to suck my cock and it's weirding me out. Just keeping my distance until he cools off or finds another cock to suck. Thanks!
>>151528052He apologized though?
bros, I'm sad af right now. my dog threw out his back this morning and can barely move and won't eat. I can see the pain in his eyes and the only thing I can do is give him pain meds and cuddles :(
>>151528575Poor doggo, /an/ has a dog thread that will be a lot more supportive and offer advice than here though
>please no more fofty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NCndCFS5sbased
>>151528575 ah i'm sorry to hear your dog passed away, he did jump a lot.
>>151528480non whites are on suicide watch>>151528575rip perro
Brian Daboll is what you get if you take what a huge asshole Sean Payton is but strip away everything that makes him a good football coach.
>>151528469wtf happened to the 49ers?
>>151528480>play Prevent Defense>loseMany such cases.
>>151528597thanks, I took him to an emergency vet. the surprisingly hot young lady doctor prescribed pain medication and steroids. he's gonna be fine in a few days but I think his days of playing fetch all day and chasing squirrels over. gotta take it easy now.
>>151528638what does it even prevent
>>151527929>choke in college against Florida>choke in the pros against DenverI get Giants fans being in full bloom love with Dart but that interception was brain melting and is a huge red flag that Dart is anti-clutch and will keep fucking up in huge spots.
>>151528312>>151528405My Vonny
How stinky are minas buttholes? I need to know for my report on the chiefs
>>151528647Winning
>>151528626They cut a lot of their large salary players, so all their cap hits got moved to this year.
>>151528649You can tell all of that from one play?
>>151528693no but he really wants it to be true
>>151528693SB50CamFumble.webm
Reminder dart leads the league in dropped picks, half of which came in that game lol
>>151528641that will be all of us soon enough
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>>151528656How has von been doing on the redskins? I remember bills fans saying he was a borderline liability for them
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>151528575free meat
>>151528743Ni hao chang
So are you guys just pretending not to know ball? The Raiders should trade Max Crosy to the Chiefs. When your team is not in a position to win, the best option is to drain your divisional rival of money and draft capital.
>>151528743nani ga suki?doggo yo yuri mo anata
Refchads, how we feeling about our next game against the broncos?
>>151528775Imagine if both teams just had enough of a particular ref and collectively decided to curbstomp him. Theres nothing anyone could do to save him
>>151528782Good thing the nfl is a white man's league
What happened to talking heads who knew the sport. I hate this "was that a legal play Dean?" Shit that goes on in the booth talking to rule expert like I s fox newsWhat happened to Madden where's the maddens I want marker on the screen I want a man who knows and loves football none of that "ehh I don't know bob what does dean think"
>>151528775Cowboys havent beaten us in like 30 years. Unfortunately i think this weeks the week
>>151528760Drain these nuts
>>151528733He's been pretty good. He was great against the Chargers, but that's because they're hurt at O-line. The pass rush is really the only part of our defense I don't feel awful about
>>151528794its funny, because i thought the giants are a better team, and the broncos would lose to them, and the cowboys are a better team, and the broncos would beat them. who fucking knows. the NFL is up for grabs at this point. unironically the best season in decades.
>>151528790I miss Madden's style of just telling the audience what happened. Now, analysts just give their opinions and tell you what they think teams SHOULD be doing. Just explain what the play was, it's not your fucking podcast.
>>151528840>>151528794*giants are a worse teamsorry saars.....
>>151528840The sad part is that this is the most talented the Giants have been in years and it's all being wasted because Daboll is a fat fraud who can't stop chimping out and it's why Shane Bowen was the only defensive coordinator who would work with him after Wink Martindale put the word out.
>>151528862And John Mara has no clue how to identify a good coaching candidate. It's far from a given that the Giants upgrade from Daboll when they fire him. Mara hired Joe Judge.
>>151528840NFC is a kino bloodbath but the AFC is (once again) a slurper where the playoff standings have all but been decided except for the 7th WC spot. Cannot believe there are people who will tell you that the AFC is the better conference because "DA KEW BEES ARE BETTUH"
I’m actually all for the FBI & Palantir to raid this place and find the Mina Kimes creep poster. I do not support that behavior, nor is it cute.
>>151529010kinda weird that NFC has 6 teams that are 5-2 right now
[Brett Kollmann] The best scoring drive percentage the Chiefs have ever had in the Mahomes era was of course 2018, at a whopping 52.9%. No other Chiefs season in this era ever got above 50%… Except for 2025. They’re currently at 52.3%
>>151529094I always hated palantir. Not mainly because their products are gay, which they are, and not because theyre a threat to the human soul, which they are, but because their CEO looks ugly and lame and whack. I will NOT support uggos on my planet. They All deserve to be euthanized. This is a world for handsome and honorable chads.
>>151529178imagine what it would be if they had Rice and Worthy from the start.
Daily reminder that they told us the Chiefs were washed.
