>Lap:#8175>Countdown to Taco GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151518508>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >new in the essentials: 24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:209>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:220 (219 starts)>2025 WDC Standings:PIA: 346 (+10)NOR: 332 (+18)VER: 306 (+25)RUS: 252 (+8)LEC: 192 (+15)>2025 WCC Standings:McLaren Mercedes: 678 (+28)Mercedes: 341 (+8)Ferrari: 334 (+27)Red Bull RBPT: 331 (+31)Williams Mercedes: 111 (+0)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1153.59 (+61.35)HAM: 1134.20 (+60.87)TSU: 1057.86 (+34.78)>News:Drivers’ Championship is ‘in our hands’ – StellaWatching Verstappen is ‘history in the making’ – MekiesGeorge Russell laments what F1 has become: "It's a race to Turn 1"McLaren to review Piastri's disappointing COTA paceAlpine ‘disappointed’ in Colapinto for ignoring team orderJenson Button warns "confidence is with Lando Norris, negativity is more with Oscar Piastri'Max Verstappen: Anyone predicting my F1 2025 turnaround would've been an "idiot"Lewis Hamilton: US GP confirmed “there’s still more potential to unlock in the SF-25”Zak Brown applauded by fans for Nico Hulkenberg moment after cutting US GP sprint commentsMcLaren won’t bring more upgrades to counter growing Max Verstappen F1 championship threatOliver Bearman: Yuki Tsunoda drove ‘against image we should project to kids’ in F1 US GPOscar Piastri vows he remains F1 title favourite despite lean run
doing some really bad stinky farts. i sound like a blown diffuser f1 car
the only fr*nch people I like are Mekies and the 'good morning lads' lad. oh and eva agreen
gimi
edd
why have you done this franco?
Mexico next, but where in world is Checo?
AMD AMX LFG
>>151533058uhm... maxsisters
>*sucks your soul*
>>151533058>George Russell laments what F1 has become: "It's a race to Turn 1"he's losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team
I'm gooning like a complete braindead degen to Mexican pornstars such as Sativa Rose right now, in honour of the upcoming FORMULA 1 GRAN PREMIO DE LA CIUDAD DE MEXICO 2025.
>>151533200Nothing wrong with being mamas boy
>>151533210He is right though, F1 has turned to shit. They really need to make the cars smaller
Jared Lawson
>>151533212https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2609999https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2741125here lemme help you out, Sexmex.xxx complete siterip. f1 related because Sergio Perez future cadillac driver is mexican and had sex with half of the performers
>>151533209Just imagine her riding a big vibrating machine
I am the black wizards
Max will win btw
yall niggas be delusional norris finna win this shi
>>151533267Wrong
>>151533200
>>151533241
>>151533243
yuki would never
>>151533298>cutfags
>>151533267If Argentinians we're relevant enough to have a derogatory slur I'd call you it, but I'll just go with plain ol' spic for now.
>Mexico next
>>151533315>no peraltada in 2025it's over.
>>151533313sudaca is close enough
>there are people ITT who think Mexico is a real place
>if max wins, and Lando dnfs again, Lando will be one point ahead of max>coming out of the "summer break" the points gap between the two was 88 points>McLaren thinks they're just fine, and don't have to do anything other than have Lando finish better (they don't care about Piastri)
>>151533308Yeah, he will never run 3 wide into any T1 for the lead of the race.
>>151533171Driving around a test track somewhere in another team's old car so GM- I mean Chev- I mean Cadillac can try & learn how the fuck to run a team.I understand the pit stop practices have gone very poorly, including injuries caused because the ex-NASCAR crew members can't learn to stop throwing the wheel guns back toward the garage.
>>151533313>Had a literally nigger as president
>>151533361Yuki will never be in position to make a move for the lead of any race
>>151533376A Trump fanboy tanking your economy is no better.
>>151533323All part of (((their))) plan.>ITT people think I'm joking but I'm not
>>151533385better than being pozzed in the head
>>151533393
>>151533335Isn't it?
>>151533393DOTD merchant
>>151533400Shut the fuck up we're annexing you syrup guzzlers soon.
>>151533385well, he's a something of a jewHe was born inspired by U.S. leaders from a young age, and his greatest wish is to become jewish.
was there ever a bigger KWAB moment for a driver at their home GP than checo's crash at the first turn in 2023?
*wins*
>>151533379Only because the team will never allow him to.
>>151533058Reminder.I need to get some mileage out of this chart before Sir Lewis invalidates it next weekend by raising his record to 20.
>>151533418>AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
He's gonna do it.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151533483who what
>>151533480why is every other person in that pic an indian
>>151533480THEY'RE BROWN!THEY'RE INVADED!THEY'RE CONQUERED!THYE'RE JEETED!
>>151533480You can't suffer in Canada
>>151533385You should go back.
>>151533243In her Bavaria hometown, Sophia is often nicknamed “the village bike”.[5]>t. Wikipedia
>>151533480she's chinese btw i know because she's my gf
WAG Update Special in 2 days.Topic: a deep dive into the Wikifeet articles for Wags, ex-wags, F1 tv hosts (female), and racer girls
>>151533494Unironically a globalist plot funded by blackrock to increase the nation's population by triple before the end of the century.>>151533521I know, I could have sworn I had the pic of her saying she's Chinese but I lost it somehow.
>>151533440There was no US grand prix in 1993 for Michael Andretti.
>>151533541grim
>>151533308>yuki would never>Probably the most bizarre active trend in Formula One - In all four Mexican Grand Prix’s Yuki Tsunoda has partaken in his car has been sent slightly airborne due to a collision with his right rear tyre.
>yuki can't help max cuz he can't even get into q3who says ps3 is getting into q3?
>>151533541Imagine the GDP
>>151533461he's just not good
how many races in 2026 until checo is permanently cucked out of formula 1?
>>151533600>ImagineGiven it's been going down we'll certainly need to.
>Helmut Marko: We still have something up our sleevewhat could it be
>>151533625He's either going to make it like two races, or he'll be a permanent midfielder like hulk that won't go away until he retires.
mexico next
>>151533643a twink fraud, most likely
>>151533643improved tape removal technique
>>151533643Smoke grenades.
>>151533643Jet thruster, disguised as a new exhaust.
>>151533643A can of spray paint to blend the tape with the wall's color
>>151533643Booster seat for Yuki.
>swiss jeet is here
This thread is legit full of terrible people.
>>151533643yuki finally gets the right seat for him and immediately starts racing max for wins
>>151533727>This thread is legit full of terrible people.Good.
>>151533727it's mostly medshitters who don't want peeasstri to lose to norris, obviously I don't expect redditors to be familiar with medshitter theory
>>151533727>"this thread is legit full of terrible people"It is reddit, yes.
max derangement syndrome
>>151533727>Even worse, the DutchDelicious seethe
Hmmm
.
>>151533727>dutch>poepele Iklachmegataf
>>151533643Yeah it's over for 2026
>>151533727Hot take: the Dutch accent sounds cute on women.
>>151533892Max is sitting it out to let a driver get their mandated f1 seat time. Is Piastri doing the same, or just not showing up?
>>151533939
>>151533200you think max's mom would give me a chance? being attracted to brazilians is in her genes.
>>151533939My favorite accent is "thick but still understandable" Irish.
outstanding edd+20 seconds to greggs black friday
>>151533361>>151533379I'm starting to see Yuki derangement syndrome starting to develop.We love Yuki here in /f1/.
five second penalty to ocon xD
>>151534029give it a go. worst she can do is say no
>>151533212Do recommend amateurF1 related because there are a lot of aspiring amateurs
>>151533727But all of this is pretty much anglos seething because they are used to united statesian fake positivity or br*tish pussyfooting around. They cannot handle any other communication style, least of all Dutch tactless directness.
>>151534064ew
>>151533943Why can't they let the rookieshitter drive tsunoda's car instead?
>>151533771>medshitter theoryyour ramblings on a burmese basket weaving forum do not constitute a theory
>>151534053Good, French "people" deserve to suffer
>>151534137calm down
>>151533601Oh look, the car that didn't, in fact, have all the upgrades Max's car had and wasn't set up properly.Try again.
>>151534160hwhat about french-identifying rodents?
>>151534160rude
>>151534042
>>151534135That's typically the way it's done, with the second seat giving up their car to the hopeful.This time, however, they're giving max the break.
>>151534177but why do this now with all that's on the line
>>151534163no
>>151534053Must be the water!
Reminder that the majority of all overtakes for position over the last two races have been by Tsunoda.
>>151534189
>>151534189Max has won Mexico 5 times I don't think he really needs that FP1
>>151534216Pretty much this.
motorsports shouldn't exist because it's not fair that trillions of humans/ancestors lived in a time where cars didn't exist.
>>151534226Should've read "how to build a rocketship" - nooui
>>151534226>human race>there's no racesok bro
>>151534226It's not fair that I have to live in this gay fucking day and age instead of the peak height of the Roman Empire
>>151534216He needs it because the idea of missing ONE whole hour of driving an F1 car around is infuriating to him
>>151534135>>151534177>>151534189Each drivers is obligated to give up FP1 to a rookie once or twice a year IIRC, it's not something they can just hand off to the #2 driver hence why PS3 also still has to give his up while leading.
>>151534383He'll drive 2 hours in the sim, racism is relentless
>>151534303t. just wants to have a young male concubine
>>151534389yeah, im still mad at f1 because there was one fp1 where alo wasnt feeling well and el drugo drove it, but it didnt count as one of those 2 sessions
>>151534408>AMX can fit a 2 hours sim racing session during the 60-minutes long FP1He's just built different
>some hue wrote a song about the Lotus 72DInterestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c910QHoeZ3Q
>project is bad>as the season goes on with max's feedback they find ways of modifying the setup to make the car more loose on the rear (hehe) while their shitty aero gives them the benefit of less drag and more straight-line speed>max is the only one who can handle it>2nd driver is never going 100% because he doesn't want to spin or make mistakesthere you go, that explains red bull.
>>151534389My qualm is more that they waited until max was fighting for the championship to do it.But maybe they have to wait some amount of time between instances so that teams don't just do it two races in a row at the start just to get it out of the way or something.
>>151534565>My qualm is more that they waited until max was fighting for the championship to do it.Just a mental meme bias, he's been fighting for the title all year, he's further away from the lead right now than he was in the opening 8 rounds.
>>151534597Competing for and fighting for are two different scenarios.He was in the running at the start, sure. But now he's actively fighting for it.
this driver made his boomer rivals shit and piss themselves out of fear
>>151534565I think the rookie runs are planned quite a bit in advance, Amx gave up the other FP1 in Bahrain which is in hotter temps than the race and quali and they all have tested lots in there. Mexico and Abby Dabby (where many drivers also give up their FP1) are also somewhat unrepresentative FP1 compared to the sessions that actually matter
>>151534050nice try YIDF, /f1/ has known he's a shitter for years
>>151534723>rivals shit and piss themselveswhat about now?
if the mclels crash and amx wins im legit chimping out
daniel ricciardo is a zut addicted terrorist
>>151533643>clone of adrian newey >adrian twoey
>>151534303unironically you can get pretty close by joining a foreign legion and going to go die for palestine or ukraine. you'd basically get the same experience as some syrian who gets drafted to the legion as a hastatus to go absorb spear/arrow volleys in some random germanic forest
>>151534389Pato is going to do the needful and crash PS3's car as revenge towards Zak.
>>151534834he looks like a bum
>>151534834still as twinkish as always
>>151534881
>>151534787the tables have turned now
>>151533209>>151533243TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
my wagecage is doing a giveaway for a mclaren team shirt, i think like picrelwhat should i do with it if i win?
>>151534944Would the Halo have saved him?
>>151535231>castoredestructive testing. see how badly it falls apart after 1 or 2 washes
>>151535231Burn it and tag mclaren f1 team socials while calling them out for losing the wdc
>>151533939>Hot take: the sounds cute on women.
fun fact: norris took a shit on ricciardo who was evenly matched with max
>>151533243xxx
>>151535498pontificate upon the odor
>>151535556does lithium hav an odour?
hore sheet8 changesand it's over for norizz
>>151535590>incestcornertell me more
>>151535590
>>151535590All these changes prove (as if it was needed) that the mexican gp is a joke.
>>151535231What job do you have where they're doing a giveaway from an f1 shirt?Did the boss buy it, and decide to get rid of it now that McLaren is looking to fumble the wdc?
Do you believe?
>>151535590>gay sex with hats onheh, a classic
>>151535700always
>>151535498I can see her wearing that while relentlessly kicking some man in the balls
>>151535590>bussin' goblet vs colacaca in the same practice sessionbriatore mind games
>>151535834cola is doing ok now. he'll btfo bussin
>maxwinslolno>norriswinslolno>ps3winslolno>chuckwinslolnorussellwinslol
>>151535908russell is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>151536015WEGAAN
>>151536015We gaan ToT
>>151534189>>151534135Because both cars have to do it. You now have to insult the people who fed you wrong information. Also part of the FIA rules.
>>151534565There is a reason why a ton of teams are having a rookie drive in Mexico.
>George Russell: We are no longer in a state of growth; we are in a state of excess. We are living in a society of excrescence. The boil is growing out of control, recklessly at cross purposes with itself, its impacts multiplying as the causes disintegrate.
>>151536449I didn't know jorj was based like that
>>151536449george russell is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
f1
>>151536538where?
does anyone know why this graph makes pozfags seethe so hard?
Mexico next
>>151536663Because with the exception of Hulkenberg, every single driver is in the wrong place
>>151534848you don't understand me at all
>>151536531He's not the one making the engines.
>>151536579soon
>>151534834He looks like someone who makes shitty Hollywood comedies.
>>151536663told you last time that putting a subhuman like porris in elite just makes you look like a jackass
>>151536831It's the "Italian" nose.
reminder
>>151536856you should thank me that I'm not putting porris above verstappen considering he took a shit on ricciardo
>>151535590What if Lindblad crashes Max's Red Bull?
>>151536889>Yuki hasn't gotten off tutorial island yetLmao, keep trying Yuki.
>the stupid chart was made by the retarded "Canadian"Ah, that explains why everything is wrong.
>>151536915Then he will wave goodbye to his career with Red Bull. I would be shocked if he ends up doing an actual fast lap in that car.
>>151535590who is it all these people
>>151536900thank you for not making an even more retarded chart than you did
>>151535657I'm too dumb to figure out why they choose Mexico for this
>>151536900Norris is losing to his much less experienced teammate
>>151536915Hopefully all eight of them run into each other
>>151536915Jos gets to get his gloves out
>>151537006peeasstri has enjoyed perfect reliability all season, norris hasn't
>>151536956>kwabmilton and ruslel are evenly matched: one is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team the other is getting 23-1'd by lecuck>lecuck and sainz evenly matched but sainz is less of a shitter because ferrari were improving when they focused on him (they're back to being shit now)>kwablonso below kwabmilton (he got shit on when kwabmilton was just a rookie, I should put him much lower but then the pic would be too big)>stroll literally below shitseriously if there's anything wrong with my reasoning I don't see it
>>151537106>"if there's anything wrong with my reasoning, I don't see it."That would be because you're retarded.
>>151536889I think as a Red Bull 2nd driver, you should worry about making 1 point for every 2 points Verstappen makes for an entire season before you start worrying about beating Max. Or 1 point for every 10, in Yuki's case.
>responding to it
>>151536915
>>151537155>being cut
>(you)
>>151536764literally me (i dont drink water, only cola+energy drinks)>>151536770i was kidding. we all know ancient F1 when the ancient zak browns were drawn and quartered after being found having practiced black magic for their racewins was the real shit
>>151537184>being cut
>>151537106>ferrari>back to being shit nowIf Ferrari had a competent second driver (anywhere close to Sainz or Leclerc) they'd easily be 2nd in the WCC, and they might even be by the end of the season, despite their 100M strategic error.If Ferrari had Verstappen they'd probably still compete for the WCC and likely win the WDC.
what is the ideal body weight for an f1 driver
>>151537257>being cut
>>151537261edd straw divided by zero
>>15153726140 stone
>>151537261155 lbs
>>151537279Best I can offer is the limit of edd straw divided by x, where x tends towards zero.But that one can either be positive or negative infinity, depending on whether you approach from the left or the right.
>>151537340no, has to be zero
>>151537214You make no sense. Last year f*rrari had sainz and they were exactly where they are now. It's a cold world out there, brainlets aren't going to make it
russel will be wdc next year and i'm not so happy
>>151537361>Last year f*rrari had sainz and they were exactly where they are now.Which shows that this year's Ferrari is better than last years, because trivially Sainz > Hamilton.
>>151537394>because trivially Sainz > Hamiltonyou don't understand how medshitter theory works
>>151537392didn't ask
>>151537392really Russells your jimmies
>>151537392>tfu wot m8
>>151537401>>151537422enjoy your electric gay f1
>>151535590>LivestreamFail>incestcorner>formula1Only thing you're missing is r/palestine, and r/Hasanabi
Why are the Dutch so goated?
>>151536015>We gaan>tot
>>151537392I've got a good feeling about the Aston Honda NeweymobileIt's based on absolutely nothing but still
>>151537511If you really think about it, it all really boils down to hutspot.
>>151537521You could've just left it at >it's based
>>151537521how are pozfags coping with the fact that red bull is improving exponentially as more time passes since poowey left
>>151536449NARB would never say such commie nonsense, he's a proper tory lad
>>151537511all the blood goes to the netherlands when it get horny
>>151537172why are you so obsessed with dicks? might you perhaps be one of those "pozfags"?
>>151537554dont interact with him
>>151537554relax
>>151537546Did somebody say horny?
>>151537521I bet they'll be solid midfield contenders with a few podiums if I'm being optimistic
Genuinely nauseating at this point
max is the only thing standing in front of a twink-dominated formula 1 future
>>151537615wish schumi would show her how to ski
>>151537651kek
>>151537651>believing the official schumacher storyit's a cold world out there
>>151537392i doubt merc will nail the engine regs back to back, with the cost cap at leastor they do and its like 2014 but worse, and they have 50% DNF rate
>>151535590We're back!
>>151537188>(i dont drink water, only cola+energy drinks)youre defective
>>151537675If the rumors are true and the engine is basically going to dictate all performance then they technically don't need to 'nail' them as much as they did last time to have a large advantage.
>>151537261
>>151537816edd-esque
>>151537816pigfat
>>151536764Does Coca Cola Zero really have no sugar ? I consume that like water lately
>>151537945check the first ingredient on the labelF1 related because sometimes F1 "races" in the rain
>Norris Wins WDC
>>151533125
How many cut away shots of poorez during the race
>>151537261That depends on whether or not he's got a good tan.
niceeeee
have you ever been to Mexico, /f1/? I did sometime ago, it was fine
>>151538010>not edduardo.pngOne job
>>151538010I think of Sunset Riders every time I see this Edd.>>151538162Chichen it's good, I haven't gone there in years.
>>151533625hes gonna win wdc
>race in four days>then no race for two weeks>then another two weeks till the next race
glad to see lewis and max rekindled their friendship
>>151538216>Sunset Riders
>>151538162>have you ever been to Mexico, /f1/?I have not and I have little interest in doing so.
>>151538162bro i dont even leave my house you think im leaving the country?
>>151538322You might like it. There's a large population of Indians in Mexico city.
>>151538276i know right how am i gonna cope next week
>>151538282powerful
>>151538332>anri_thumbsup.webm
>>151538368>>151538367
>>151536900Norris got shit on by Sainz
>>151538345>looking for numbers of exactly how many Indians there are in Mexico city>Wikipedia "notable individuals" for Mexican Indians>first result is the founder of the Mexican communist party
>>151538368*crack*cheers
fucking basedeat the richnuke the monaco gp
>>151538345>>151538386We talking dot or feather here?
hunt them down
>>>/r9k/82886139gimi
if im black do i have to support hamilton?
>>151538367This is what Max look like in brazil
>>151538435No, there's always Hadjar.
everytime i dm him i come to /f1/ because t his thread is like a anti anxiety medication
>>151538435lucky that you arentim a spic so i have to support spics
>>151538368Now that's how you do a car reveal.
>>151538434grim is why are /f1/ drivers not living this daily and choose to date boring hags with pounds of makeup instead>>>/r9k/82886041
WHERE IS THE JAV ANONHELLO??????????
i have never been to r9k
>>151538470is there a woman out there who could fit an entire f1 car up the ass?
>>151538368even though is came from ass, I'd still choose that red bull over that f*nta or m*nster
r9k is for incels and i'm not one
you are a faggot
a bottom specifically
>>151538322>I have not and I have little interest in doing so.But Mexico is going to be your neighbour soon, Canada. Mexico will retake Texas and you guys will have the whole west coast (Washington, Oreo, California) join you. You aren't going to visit your neighbour?
drunkard
>>151538434>chuck is /r9k/>sainz is /his/ and sometimes /pol/any other drivers get posted outside /sp/?
>>151538550i try to post AMX on /v/ but they're all nerds...
>>151538465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b2W8pd7Zq0
for me it's bearman
>>151538527>OreoCorporate america's takeover of the government has really gone too far this time.
>>151538625bear man or bear men?
>>151538691the racist
>>151538550Hamilton, Oliver, and Lando are /lgbt/Cola is /int/Stroll is /gif/Yuki is /ck/
>>151538728Who are /auschads/?
>>151538728>OliverPanis?
>>151538691I support the right to bear men.Not something I'd personally do, but everyone should be allowed to do so.
>>151538757Lawson is /s/ because of his aryan chud gfPiastri is /vp/And Doohan is /out/
>>151538728>>151538804I mean actually being posted not assigning personalities to boards. sainzposting is a regular on other boards for example
>>151538804>JP cardsimpressive
Laura Winters is 6 months pregnant confirmed
>>151538804>has a Norris cardTraitor.
>>151538839Should have used Gio or Hulk for the other guy.Sainz really does look like a jeet fan you'd expect to see in the stands in Montreal in that pic lmao
Nothing ever happens
>>151533643Singapore 2008 II: Electric Yukiboo
>>151539116elaborate
>>151538546>>151538625back the fuck off!!?
>>151538162>dead nigger storage, mexico
Comfy
hey /f1/ its me sonny hayes i love you and want to be with you but carcrash and now broke please send google giftcard i love u /f1/
>>151539352>Mexico filter next
no comment
they were out of my vodka so i bough bottom shelf tequila and ginthis shit is nasty
>>151539751>tequilagood luck to youthat shit gave me the absolute worse hangovers, EVER
>>151539766ive dabbled in this swill beforeits clear so ill avoid the worst of the additive ridden piss induced malaise you get from shit likecuervoit just tastes bad
>>151535676it's for some IT thing and the company uses Okta, who's a Mclaren sponsor, for SSO service so i guess there's the connection
>imagine being an absolute wrist limped faggot you get hangoversjust drink tap water, liam you lisp cock sucking queer
Fathertime can't be beat and I'm getting old sonny
>>151539851>>151539875hes rightas you get older its either that or shakes...or that third thing
>>151539598was being this close necessary?
will the mexican fans boo red bull all weekend? or will they be nice
It's good to revisit 2021.
>>151540046Me in the truck
>>151540046there was this gif circulating /v/ this week.. the chinese are so cruel bros..
>>151540072Was nice of him to just move over like that.
>>151540043you know what he is
>>151540046Only the ultra pozzed (for a lack of a better term) ones will, and they might boo Pato too.
>>151540072Its not gonna happen again. If anything the opposite gonna happen (aka Max in Lewis places now, and Max POV is Norris)
>'21: historic>'22: meh>'23: historic >'24: meh>'25: sneed's feed and seed, formerly 4
>>151540287*>21: historic>22: meh>23: historic meh>24: okay i guess>25: /f1/ mass suicide sponsored by greggs
>>151540340
>>151540391I wish to abuse him
>>151540413by putting him on a diet?
>>151540413
>>151540440tie him to a chair and make him watch me eat delicious food. no bathroom breaks allowed.
>>151540440He meant sexually.
I don't expect it to happen, but I belive max is going to win the wdc. But if he doesn't, we're at least going to get some good races.
>>151540481
>>151540501Shut up, estonian.
>>151540458this>>151540457 could be interpreted as sexual by some
>>151540508https://youtu.be/idfNwe-Ism0my flag is right there you silly fucks cease the conspiracies
>>151540544Starvation diet torture set to a live mukbang performance.I wonder if this is how Max slims down after bulking in his cave with Kelly, Penelope, and Lily over the winter.
>>151540481I still think the chance is still 5% since Mexico is where Red bull become Dead Bull. And Brazil if its not raining. And Vegas since its one of Mercedes best track
>>151540605max verstappen seems like a deeply sexual person, he and kelly have most likely done all the kama sutra positions and invented a few new ones of their own
>>151540632Didn't twitter xisters dig up proof of this on Kelly & Max's bookshelf?
>>151534847Hadrian Oldey
found it
>>151540809the education of penelope
>>151540809>posts protected
>>151540845>Tthe Education Of PenelopeThat sounds like the title to an early 1980s French arthouse flick that's totally not a porno (I swear).
>>151541005Not to worry, I found the source of the books.Looks like his set is incomplete, /f1/ should send him a gift.https://www.taschen.com/en/collection/bodyparts/
>>151541037>Not to worryno. explain yourself
>>151541008the misadventures of lily and penelopeall verstappens do itfrivolous kelly
>>151540282death of f1
>>151540282>It's gonna happen again. >If anything it's gonna happen
>>151537615>"So you see the Japanese driver ahead of you because he's better than you and you're a shitter? Right, so as he's making his apex, dive down inside of him even though there was never any room to begin with and then blame him when it all goes horribly wrong for you. If you hold your hand over your nose people will think you're white and in this country everyone white hates anyone Japanese, and you'll win on public sympathy even though you were wrong. Basically, it's like whenever your kind subvert their host nation; it's entirely your fault, but you play the victim. Right, so you try."
>>151541175>It is happening again.
<me reading posts full of swill and beef
Who names their child Burger? And what are the chances said child grows up to be an F1 driver? It's too crazy if you ask me.
Burger has a sister named FriesHey Burger and Fries, we're leavingWhere are my Burger and FriesGoddamit You're late again Burger, Fries has been waiting forever
>>151541909its funny because burger is a useless fag that cant follow a schedule
I always knew Max would win
What would his new team be called?
>>151542025WWCR
>>151542025HORNYMAN RACING
>>151542025Buzzin' Hornys
>>151542025arden
>>151542025horny bull
>>151542025Mile High Racing
>>151542025"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS!" racing group limited.
>>151542025LESBIANS!
>>151542025SXTNG Racing
>>151542025MindGeek Bulls F1 Team
>>151542025Kelloggs CocoPops Peugeot F1 Team
>>151533643yuki kamikaze into both mclarens
>>151539875read this as fredmantle first and thought you were schijtposting about son son
>>151542214That ass doesnt look very mexican to me
MY CAR IS REDHP IS BLUUUUUUUUUUEBEEN SUCKING MY OWN DICK SINCE I WAS TEWNTY TWOOOOOKNOCK OUT OF Q2 AGAAAAAAAAINMISS POUNDING CELSIUS WITH MY SPANIARD BEST FRIENNNNNNDOH GOD THE PITCREW SCREWED UP ONCE AGAAAAAAINMY SPOOK TEAMMATE'S DOG DIED YESTERDAAAAAAYSOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW MAX WON ONCE AGGGGAAAAAAAINGONE AND ASKED ABOUT WHERE THE CAR UPGRAGES HAVE BEEEEEEENAND THEY JUST TOLD ME THEY'D HAVE A LOOK AGAAAAAAAAIN BEEN THINKIN IT'S BOUT TIME TO FIND ANOTHER GIGGGGGGGG
>>151543405Canadian tbqhwyfamalama
what kinda 'za should i order for my hangover?gimi
Eating French cheesecake (from Walmart)
>>151543702thank you /mlb/ very cool!
i think max is a 70% favorite for season win, norris 49% and ps3 11%at this point they've shown they won't let ps3 win they'll even botch pitstops on purpose to stop him. he's buckbroken and can't drive anymore because of this. anyone would be. max is catching up really really fast. there are 130+ first place finish points left and you don't think max can't average 5 points gain on norris per week? delusional.red bull has the best car this year like the 5 past years, so strong even a hack like max can drive it fast. it's over for mclandocels.
>>151543810>70%>49%>11%Finnish math is so mysterious.
>>151543810how are they responsible for peeasstri destroying 4 of his team's cars in the past 3 races?
>>151543810>red bull has the best car this yearData shows that McLaren is still the fastest car.
>>151539751Good tequila is kino, only plebs disagree
>>151543810You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at AMX and you look at Pastry and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one in a title race, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a racist freak and I'm not normal! So Oscar got a 25%, AT BEST, at beating me. Then you add Lando to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down! See at the 3 way for the WDC, you got a 33 1/3% chance of winning, but I got a 66 and 2/3% chance of winning, because Lando Norris KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!So PS3, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning the WDC. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning the WDC. See Oscar, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Mexico.See, but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with Oscar?
>>151533253based emperor enjoyer
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>151545107*9-8 actually saar, one of them was stolen from Alonso after shamiltroon blocked him in quali
>>151545115my bad, let me try again:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
>>151545121>>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)Nope still not right*kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 9-8, with kwabmilt*n securing 5 pole positions to kwablonso's 3 (kwabmilt*n had driven a McLaren f1 car for several thousand kilometers prior to 2007)
>>151545130>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonsoyeah, that's what I said
>>151545134Oh, so you just forgot to delete the rest of that ChatGPT stuff you left on at the end there then.
>>151545141>the guy who assaulted me was wearing a red shirt instead of a green shirt, that changes everything
>>151545148You managed to get raped by kwabmilton in the sweltering hot summer of 2007?
>>151545153no but kwablonso did
>>151545154Sounds pretty gay bro
breaking this leaf chain
leo
>>151545218Presenting to the emergency room with peanut butter poisoning
Jensen butthole
>>151545246EXPLAIN
>>151545258ask nicely you son of a bitch
>>151545294
DONALD TRUMP PLEASE COME DOWN AND STOP THE ETERNAL WICKED CHEATING MACHINE THAT IS RED BULL AND STOP THE ANTICHRIST MAX VERSTAPPEN FROM KEEPING LANDO NORRIS THE MAN YOU YOURSELF ENDORSED AND WELL AS MCLAREN AND SUE RED BULL INTO OBLIVION PLEASE TRUMP STOP THEM BEFORE THEY RUIN THE ENTIRE SPORT AGAIN
good morning
>>151545423I am convinced you are sophia flörsch
I wish Sophia was a futa
i dont
>>151545451she could be
>NEW: Hackers compromised an FIA website which contained sensitive personal information and documents relating to drivers including world champion Max Verstappen.https://ian.sh/fia
>ian shi don't think so, fellow aussie
>>151545524Check out the twitter thread thenhttps://x.com/galnagli/status/1981059382080323634
>>151545535tl;dr
>>151545548>>151545535>>151545524>>151545520For the anons that don't know anything about cyber security, these are security researchers not a random hacking group looking to steal the FIA's classified data from penis measurement day.
PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR ID AND DRIVER'S LICENSE TO LOG INTO YOUTUBE THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING
>>151533643
do you think that anyone inside the paddock knows who was behind the kennedy thing?
>>151545704Kathleen Kenedy was recommend for the job by George Lucas when he sold everything to disney
>>151545548>type admin>I'M INlol
>>151545747Biggest mistake since the prequels, goddamn zoomers are retarded.
>>151545685No.
>german car industryhaha
>>151533643They're going to bring back Checo, in return for the cartel executing zack brown
>>151545867We picked up our new Golf just this Thusday.
Since we're going insane
>>151545827Prequels were kino, thoughbeit
>>151545886strange looking cat
which twink driver(s) will be anally GAPED on the track on sunday in ciudad de mexico?
i just realized i will miss Brazil GP race because of the 10k race i applied to
>>151545886funmy cat
>>151545923That's an expensive race
>>151545888Cringekino mayhapsburg
>>151545906Norris
>>151545964he's the kind of twink to enjoy a rough, aggressive gaping
why pozfagbro ignore the fact that alonso was sabotaged up until the summer break and after that he casually moped up the floor with kwabmilton?
>>151545886literally meF1 related because the captcha contains GP (Grand Prix, pronounced Grand Pricks)
>>151546020I used to think pozleaf was just a max fan hating everyone else but since he now started shilling norris as better or equal to verstappen I don't even know anymore
>>151546097That's because you always unfairly lumped the statsleaf in with him.
>>151545520>>151545535>>151545548>>151545595A fuckhuge can of worms would be opened in endurance paddock if someone posted the ratings shit.
Realistically, how high could this number get?I assume he won't get podium for the last 5 races, so that makes it 24
>>151546132I just assume all leafs are max fans
>>151545423TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151546141
>>151546020>moped up the floor with kwabmiltonleast delusional medshitter
>>151546283I'm reasonably certain Hungary does not border onto the Mediterranean saar.
>>151546301I'm reasonably certain you're cut
>>151546313I'm certainly certain you're incorrect.
Whats wrong with Canadians?
>>151546132>That's because you always unfairly lumped the statsleaf in with him.whats with him? he came a few weeks/days ago(i dont know when time passes, i miss school)and, who would ever mistook those 2?
>>151546332we've been importing a lot of cutfags recently who are utterly incapable of assimilating into society
yugi mexico podium
>>151546344>importing a lot of cutfagsBut we've been doo dooing the opposite saar, that's why there are so many saars now saar.>>151546340>whats with him? he came a few weeks/days ago? But I've been posting on and off for years
>>151546365Yeah, you're cut.
>>151546365ok, i dont know, since you dont post stats i dont indentify you as the stats guythats your fault if you think about it, well, no many stats to post about i guess
Redbull being too overconfident.I dont like this
>>151546346check em
>>151546379Pretty much, some anons hate it so I really only do it sparingly.
>>151546400ah ok
protip: it's (marginally) less embarrassing if you just admit that you're cut instead of lashing out impotently
being pozzed in the head is no joke
based
>>151546141>Realistically, how high could this number get?48. Because that's how long his contract lasts, and if by that point he hasn't got a single decent race performance in, Ferrari won't extend it.Chances are he'll be fired before that point.
>>151546546>women's testJaguar are testing women now? For what?And is a cute little girl really a good sample for the average woman?
>>151546586>Jaguar are testing women nowdidn't they test chadders?
>>151545520>>151545535>>151545548fucking amateur hour at the FIA
Why does Max need a CV? What would it even say? 4-time champion? Can't he just say "google my name"? Does he even need a job? What would he apply to?
>>151546706cv stands for cock video in this case
>>151546381try being a strongmind frenlike Max!
>>151546706>What would he apply to?taxi driver, at his speed he'll make money than he does now
>>151546723>implying taxi drivers need a cv
>>151546546THE WALL
>>151546730
>>151546755I want a square flag too damnit.
>next thread next
Square ?
>>151546768Make it a Chvck x Amx thread pls :3
>>151546761
>>151546779someone else is already baking (wont tell who)
>>151546761Just cut off a bit of the one you have on the sides, anon.
>>151546794>>151546794>>151546794
>>151546346Yuki will end his career with no podiums. Will be remembered as a pay driver worse than Stroll
