First for Finland
>>151533680
If Jon Jones could do this to gane in 2 minutes and Jon Jones is scared of Tom Aspinall.Then what is Tom going to do to gane??
>>151533690Honestly? Respect.
New lore just dropped Tom Aspinal=crusader Gane= lying ass freemason
Following them is something we simply cannot do.
>>151533713Teeny Tiny Tomala
Jones is type of nigga to have sbc
It is impossible for Gane to lose
>Multiple news outlets reporting that Paddy vs Topuria is unironically the fightis it true?
Tomala's wife will finally be satisfied after she meets Gane at his hotel room.
>>151533737I would absolutely beat your ass by the way, stop saying the same meaningless garbage every day you Jobless. Fat. Incel. Freak.
>>151533767Kek Ilia will literally rag doll this fucking tomato can
>>151533790Monitor on.
>>151533767Wow really?
>>151533747>>151533779
>>151533790Kids will be kids dude perhaps what you are looking for is down the hall and to the right
>>151533767Better him than Garth or even Max, honestly.
Many many many meng
>>151533816Milk, milk, lemonade. You can line up around the corner to kiss the chef where fudge is made.
>>151533765>he's a mastermind
>>151533842
Gane by heel hook round 4
>>151533855Let's go for that.
>squishing intensifies
Gane just looks like a lying ass freemason can't wait to see that retard face down while Tom drops brutal 6 to 12 elbows on his spine
I still can't fucking believe Sneed is so handsome honestly. Some guys have all the luck man, for real.
>>151533795...with xer bussy.
Reddit vs. 4chan
>>151533877Excellent post.
>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY
>>151533800*turns on monitor*Woah look at the sad motherless disgusting fucking freak!!!Someone put this piggy out of its misery and slaughter it!!!
>>151533885Gane looks like he put on some muscle.
>>151533897>FREE MONEYBetting on Hamdy you mean?
Every man wants to be me, every woman lust's for me yet I ponder what is really the meaning of life
his name is Tom Aspinall and he's a fucking bumhad a retard kid with a shoe poop fix cause he is also dumb
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>151533902Excellent post. Alcoholics are so fucking pathetic and hopeless, they should all be treated like the drug addicts they are. At least actual drug addicts have the decency to ruin their lives with something worth doing, alcoholics are just fat depressed losers.
>>151533690Amazing post
A little drinky to ease the pain, perfecto
>>151533930We actually can.
if tom gets heemed it's unironically over for the hw division tom needs to win
>>151533975NEIN
Fuck now I have to get get me a Stella or I'll feel like a redditor
>>151533981A win for Gane is a win for Jon Jones.
>>151533975Speak for yourself mischling
Enjoying a Spindrift Nojito. In a word, b? Yum!
>>151533963You sit here all day during the work week posting bullshit, what 'pain' are you talking about you god damn loser? Maybe get yourself a fucking job, nigger!
>>151533795Clitia Topiglet is a bottom bitch I’m afraid
>>151533885>bow legs The meniscus exploder will be there for Gane
>>151534052Turn your monitor on!
>>151534046If someone replaced it with a cock you wouldn't notice you homosexual freak
>>151533963Poor poor little sad piggy Needs a drink to ease the pain of xer Pakdaddy porkings
Bro married a girl he met in Miami of all places ffs this is Mexican intellectualism at play
>>151534086I think I would notice that b.
>>151533933You have yourself pancreatitis due to severe alcoholism
Many are saying.
like a catty jilted ex gf you are
>>151533885this truly is an english vs french matchup
>>151534147Many millions of maggots are mutilating ya mumma’s munted minging moldy minge.
>>151533885not enough torso for gane. the double leg is wide open
I don't know how to respond to that.
>>151534147Many more have remained silent. Voiceless souls from a voiceless land.
POWERBRAP: EDDIE HALL VS TAYLOR TUIVASA
>>151534111You'd be surprised
>>151534215I speak for the lost and abandoned
>>151534188Excellent digits broidi hh
>>151533680thumbnail looks like spottemgottem and pooh shiesty just linked up
>>151533690Props for knowing Finald
>>151534234Elated, even.
aspinall tkos himself by being fat and knock kneed
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151534285if both of them somehow ended up severely heeming themselves without ever making contact it would be the best thing for the heavyweight division
>>151534285Built like a wallace and gromit character
>>151534313ummmm youre CANadian
Gane by TKO in the 4th
>>151534457
>>151534285
Gane will zeem
Gone Girl (Gane)
DUMPLING IS GONNA GET SLEEMED
i think we’re going to see the debut of a new gane movement, and possibly a revival of classical ganeism from the gane golden age
Are the fighters ai generated now?
>>151534698>now
>>151534698Yuor so cazzie; and you dont even know it b
WE all love vikram aliskerov here
This heemkend has been a long time coming. A heavyweight heem off of monumental proportions. The one we've been waiting years for. Chris Barnett vs Hamdy Abdelwahab. Things will never be the same.
Hamdy Abdelwahab is not easy on the eye
chris barnett is an enormously fat man and not any good at fighting
The fans I describe in despair
>>151534771sup chris
PICO POWER
I'm basically Chris Barnett but white.
>>151534813You are literally somali
the ufc is the premier fighting organization in the world and they have multiple athletes under contract that have been tkod via obesity
>first obese white Somalian championvery cool!
>>151534891My minging maggot minge needs Mogadishu milkies…tell him to hurry up!
>>151534898that's why it's the fastest rising sport in the world today my friend, we love fat fucking slobs here
>>151534759>>151534736Oh wow his name is actually Hamdy.
if tom somehow loses this weekend i will probably quit /heem/ permanently
>>151534891I just said i'm white.
>Stricklan fans
>>151534970My apologies
>>151534992I would listen to a podcast between Strickland and Costa arguing whether traps are gay or not.
>>151534891
>>151535033Pod would be all of 18 seconds.
>>151534992that dude fucks
>>151534970I retract apology something has come up>>151535035Very disturbing news
>>151535035Is that canelo?
>>151535001https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151497342/#151499449That was less than 72 hours ago. So you just admitted to ban evading.
>>151535195Wonk nose cunt
Tom by murder
>>151535035Finns look like this
>>151535233Monitor
Gane by murder
>>151535233Don’t sign your posts with who porks ya bacon bussy
Racism is a form of foolishness
I want Tom to win because he is White and gane to lose because he is not.
>>151535401You root against your mothers rotting corpse?
>>151535404
>>151534698yes
Inside of you there are two Ganes, one taps to a half assed guillotine, the other fails a leg lock by folding the leg in the direction it should bend
rate my heem meal lads
>>151535465>babybel
Gane is just a bad fighter
>>151535465Dog shit. There's levels to this game bud
Why do fighters have visa issues? can't you just apply for one and it be approved? (unless you have a criminal record etc)
>>151535547In the case of chimaev it’s because he has an association with being a wonk nose pakman
>>151535341Who won this fight?
Tom is like the big goofy cunt down the park that played football but was absolutely shit
One day a woman begs you to cum inside her mouth and sleeps with her hand tied around your dick, the next one she ghosts you like nothing happened. Why is it so hard to create meaningful connections nowadays?
>sorry brazza I hef visa prawlblems no fight this weekend you hef to fight short noticeMovsar said this 13 times to his opponents
>>151535632Wish my wife would ghost me. I’m fucking sick of her talking.
>>151535655She needs a BBC
>>151535633Who manages Mosvar?
Tom doesnt look good lads... Itll be even funnier seeing Ganes malteaser noggin crack against the canvas
>>151535671Monitor on.
>>151535655Kill her
What is Gane's ethnicity?
>>151535680his 11 year old wife
>ZE CALCULAYSHUNS...ZEY DEED NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE SIZE OF TOMDADDY'S COQ!
>>151535708probably half french half african wgaf
>>151535708french (non-nafri)
>>151535704Obliternated that Organgutang
>>151535681If aesthetics mattered, UFC wouldn’t have a heavyweight division.
>>151535704Ay yo pause on that my guy!!!
>xer GDS is flaring up againPoor poor brittroon.....
I cannot support Aspinall with those shitty tattoos
>>151535750You dont deserve winners
>>151535704My boiminge is dripping for any daddy
GALACTIC THROAT HAS BEEN ARRESTED IN ABU DHABI FOR DRILLING A HOLE IN THE BATHROOM STALLS AND BEGGING FOR A "TASTE"!!!!
Arnold Allen got his fucking pussy kicked inside out in Canada. The same would happen to you if you were being an dicklock on my block. Food for thought.
>>151535704got em
Gane would kick asspinal's ass in fifa
yall shitters boring
>>151535796Kek
>>151535816We dont sign our monitors here
Do you think gooby will hit a Charlie Sheen style redemption arc one day? Can you imagine how much cash he could make for hitting a woe is me Netflix doc?
Uh spammy, if you're gonna keep target banning me can you also give my IP range another ban? Because I keep getting 120 second cooldown every time, and I wanna verify my fake email addresses every time to lower that cooldown to 60 seconds every time you try to ban me. You know what I'm saying?
>main card at 12 pm
>>151535860How does heem feel about the diddler now?
>>151535886I’ll forever be grateful to him for derailing the Bo Nigger meme and for burying Reddit Rob for good.
>>151535704heemed that freak into bolivian
Ever since you tried to range ban me I've been verifying my email to evade each individual ban twice as quickly. Done this over 80 times already since July, saving myself over an hour and a half.And you might not understand this given your line of work but as they say "Time is Money" innet?
>>151535847You sucked off a Doberman while pretending it was ya dead daddy!
>>151535937Hello?
>>151535940Yes good to see you too spammy, can you do that IP range ban again buddy? Image upload or otherwise, doesn't matter of course. Thanks b.
>>151535937Not for those who get fired from Walmart for fellating an elderly Puerto Rican man
Im arabic
Also did you see that fat, disgusting, incel freak Jack Yadong was posting earlier? Still kinda stinks around here desu.
No wait.. thats me. I was accidentally posting with a full pair of DDPs by mistake. My bad, we don't do that shit here.
Tom's galactic throat will swallow Gane's soul, I fear
Hey mate can you stop pretending to be me please?
Extreme AGP and severe Steatorrhea stench in the Walmart bathroom, sadly
>>151536101I'm sorry that happened to you, or congratulations, but I'm definitely not reading all that shit.
Woah.I just pissed out a maggot from Ms. K-1's dead mommy's putrefying rotting freak minge.
Tom Aspinall shows off his head game ahead of UFC 321
I’m gonna take him into deep waters
Little Conor Mcgregor
>>151536141I’m a sad lonely piggy with EXTREME AGP
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU ADD TOM'S THROAT TO THE EQUATION, YOUR CHANCES OF LEAVING THAT OCTAGON WITH A FULL BALLSACK DRASTICALLY GO DOWN!
>>151536158>Tom Aspinall shows off his head game ahead of UFC 321>head game Please tell me thats not a common mma phrase
>>151535035Hey can you fucking delete that?
Galactic Throatwon't you goand swallow all of GaneGalactic ThroatSloppy GOATTommy's throatMeng yogurt
The worst version of Tom would beat the best version of Gane
It's normal.
>>151536257This is exactly why Tom loses to Gane.
https://youtu.be/VzPZu8ZPVD4?si=BcpXfaTZUkYI3WRa
beast of a thread and its only wednesday
Gane finna join the elite bum squad on Saturday
>>151536361We like to shoot on Wednesdays.
Hearing reports that Gane might be getting brutally permaheemed by Tom.
>>1515363665 legends of the sport and Colby Covington
>>151536366Heh, all those millionaire professional athletes are so pathetic unlike you. You'd have won all your world championship fights but your too busy with more important stuff probably.
>>151536393reported by uncle chael
>>151536257Likewise, the worst version of Gane beats the best version of Tom.
>>151536445Yes.
>>151536453I've heard it both ways actually.
>>151536393>>151536453>Tom just fucking heems Gane dead/heem/ would be unusable for weeks...
Chael P(enis) Sonnen
British flags go 10 posts without talking about penis challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!?
Chael isn't even funny anymore he's just a clickbait YouTuber with his channel tragectory pointing downwatds
Salklid will get fraudchecked by the afghan beast
>>151536406Colby heemed poosman and became the undisputed champion
>>151536585Colbitch Copington is a loser in every sport
Faggot Era on heem, 4 years n countin
>>151536585FACT CHECK: Colbussy has ZERO heems
>>151536585>AND IT IS ALL OVER!
>>151536669poor poor lil blk boy
>>151536646You've been here that long?
>>151536610One combined full hairline between those two piggies.
>>151536713Fuck you Andrew Dice Gay
>>151536713Disaggregated that dunce.
>>151536773Sybau
>>151536713wtf bro, you killed that retard!
remember when Usman said he'd heem Jiri haha funny stuff that
>>151536878And he did
>>151536646I reckon its been much longer
>>151536906Usman sounded terrified when he interviewed Jiri on his podcast
>>151536907
So, yeah...
>deep walder gane
>>151536965Reddit vs. 4chan
>the top 2 heavyweights in the world are pretty much just the only people to be decently athletic and relatively well roundedbeast of a division b
Gane talking about deep waters, when he should be concerned about a deep throat...
….
Gane is a real nigga
>>151537015Wow great post man, thank gosh you got this thought out to the world.
>>151537022Arlovski showed this retard levels KEK
>>151537022Prime Arlovski got heemed to death when he tried that same move on Fedor. Levels
>>151537022I miss him every dayapex fight nights are just not the same without arlovski vs some random fat retard on the prelimsOleinik and Blagoy too
MMA would be far more exciting if fighters were allowed to wear shoes
>>151537074Blagoy <3
>>151535528>CHOCOMELFor me its O'boy
Gane has no answer for this
Working my ass off to grr saturday off to watch the fight and now someone shits in urnial. What an loife.
Reminder that chaddy made Clitia famous
>Arlovski>Blagoy>Oleinik>Sherman>Vandeera >Daukus>Collier>Porter'stawlf b. 'stalwlf.
>>151537163Daukus dropped to middleweight, B.
https://youtu.be/GHgH0RQzscM?si=3YjtSulupovFuzCL
>>151537163Parisian bros....
>>151537154'Fraid no one still really knows Piglia Topiglet outside of Little Haiti.
>>151537187he underwent mitosis to middleweight
>>151537163*Glover Texeira voice*All you husbands?
>>151537154>ethnicity = where you were bornCringe.
>>151537163>Albini>Johnson>Hunsucker don't forget the greats b
Louie "Fuckin" Sutherland
>>151537229Clitia Topiglet’s ethnicity is sus domesticus I’m afraid
Victory for te'oma
Seryogine? Seryogine heems
>>151536965aint nothing more disgusting than an esl presser
>>151533703They really gave Tom THESE shorts? Venom is wrong for clowning him like this...
>>151537382Alright mate, could you take down this post please?
Samoa Joe could take an full force punch from Tom and still headbutt his head like an coke can
Big Daddy Gane
cepёгин heems
Ariel's interviews with Payton Talbott are funny because Ariel thinks he's a cutting edge thinker and not just some zoomer who knows internet memes.
Dubs decide what I prejact to>inb4 gane ai slop
Paytonn Talbott got his cheeks clapped by Frank Ocean
I've grinded the tape. I've run the numbers. The data makes one thing clear: Aspinall has no path to victory.
Corral Gone
>>151537107Exquisite taste
>>151537487Lel
>>151537480Take it in vain, Vicodins couldn't ease the pain
>me name's tom aspinall and me tyke's a turnip
>>151537508Shitnigguh.
My younger sister told me all the gen-alpha girls are talking about Tom Aspinall. He's a sex symbol.
Once aspinall's son learns to throw a punch none of you will be making jokes anymore
>>151537508Bones appreciation post
>>151537535Finally something fit for human consumption.
Air Frying With Volk will sweep the next Emmy Awards.
>>151537586
>>151537599I don't think he can heem meng to that
I know Volkanovski as the Youtuber creator Volkanovski
Asbestos Removal with Volk
Fitting Tiles with Volk
>>151537616Wiping off my dick on your forehead with you
Kayla Harrison is ducking Mya Lesnar
>>151537634Imagine doing standing 69 with Mya Lesnar (she is holding you up)
>>151537634
>>151537636Frightening resemblance to the american dragon harrowing
>>1515376475 beers
>>151537632Winning a Stanley Cup with y- *checks flag*nevermind
>arrive >nearly die cutting to 155 >give up after taking 2 leg kicks >retire again >leave
fingered
>>151537508poor little broke reddit bitch...
>>151537702He thinkin bout chippy butty!
>>151537702Whom
Tom’s open workout was grappling only
>>151537719Ganes open workout was him blowing an didlo
>>151537703Me in front, sad as it is. I HATE Gane
Diddy piped Carl Winslow
>>151537543Accckkkktually that was section 80
Im an corn fed Taiwanese boy and Id run roughshod over every here
>>151537695I swore I thought Barbosa retired
>>151537793Well you obviously thought wrong then didn't you, dummy
blimey almost tore my anus apart like kevin nash while delivering a humongous anik in the khabitch
Tom’s open throat workout was ball work only
>>151537647that sounds fun
What if Charlie Kirk had a Galactic Throat™?
Does anyone else invent a personality they would use if they were a fighter being filmed for UFC Embedded?
>>151537793You sworn in vain, B. I’ll pray for your soul, but I fear that it might be too late.
>>151537852got any more of them kilobytes
>>151537840no, embedded is gay shit for reddit sloppers. my invented personalities are dominating pressers however. just this morning while i was dropping an ankalaev in the gane i was imagining myself verbally heeming a bunch of esl's while all the reporters and dana laughed at my jokes (the comment section was also responding with cry laugh emojis when the vid was posted)
>>151537776You’ve been on an binge of God-awful posts as of late, Holmes. Respectfully.
>>151537840Yeah, I call myself “ Slinky” and focus on my head movement. Then I pretend to stick out tongue into the camera a lot, to suggest I enjoy eating pussy and having sex with women in general.
>>151537889Lmao
sometimes i smear shit over my face and pretend im dc
if Tom loses I'm going to say: "Jon ducked THIS?"
>>151538191We all are
Who's toms woife
>>151538211I'm not.
ciryl gane is cool
>>151537893That was my first post in an few hours wtf
>>151538271it was an (incestual) arranged marriage to one of john fury's daughters (tom's half sister) because pikeys like to keep their bloodlines fairly pure with not too much outsider admixture
>>151537535Hell yeah cooking with volk
>>151538191Jones took 3 years to hone his body, preparing it to face Gane. It would take another 3 years of strenuous effort to prep for Tom. Hell of a fighter, however he was running the clock too long for Dana.
Let me tell you something we don’t do here, we don’t follow them.
>>151538543If Gane wins Im arfaid you may have no alternative
A galactic neck.
If I was a commentator like Mike Goldberg, I'd have my own catchphrases for when a fight ends in a knockout. I'd say something like "that's it!" or "it's over!", which is distinct from "it is all over". Thoughts?
WEEMY ZEEMY THAT'S A HEEMY
why does tom have the union jack on his custom shorts instead of the st george's cross. how do the bongs feel about this?
>>151538822I could for certain see myself becoming an fan of an man like that
>>151538822you could also add AYOO THIS NIGHER GOT DABBED ON
>>151538853I'm more concerned about the Indian flag on his shorts
>>151538822HE AINT GON BE IN RUSH HOUR 3 everytime a chink gets heemed
I don’t believe Gane wins. I believe the moment, that being a championship fight, is too big for him and he’ll make mistakes and lose.
>>151538822You should say "Oh Perkele!"
>>151538972Rush Hour 3 has already been made so that makes no sense
>>151539009I believe I don't give a fuck, bitch
>>151538972See now this one I dont like
>>151539044I believe you’re a philistine who can’t make meaningful thoughts
>>151538822Mine would be "And a RING A DING DING LET THAT FAT LADY SING!"
Aspinal=crusader Gane=lying ass freemason
>>151539058I've only been to Philadelphia once
>>151539058I'm actually Israeli my name is Gluvey
>>151539058Crucified that cretin
>>151539024
I just ran 10 km at a 5:45 pace, I could literally run everyone in this thread to death.
Tom Aspinall has god damn poop in his shoes. He's walking around and that shit is squishing between his toes like Playdoh through an extruder. Yuck!
>>151539216You forgot "away from" and added an incorrect "to death"
>>151539216Imperssive. Too bad Im built like an brick shithouse and you would have to run form me
Why do normies seem so convinced Gane will lose? Why is /heem/ the only place intelligent enough to recognize his skills and not underestimate him? Seems like perfect conditions to make big money betting on the alleged underdog
>>151539359I was informed that one anon would be posting his Gane slip “soon”
If Tom loses I'm killing myself
Tom's knee exploding again in 15 seconds would be so fucking funny
Makenzie Dern vs My Dick, 5 rounds champ shit only.
>>151539359because cazzies judge fighters on their wikipedia mixed martial arts record table. they dont pay attention to the fights. they dont see the sequences. they dont infer the game plans. they dont face the pain
>>151539475We know Guru
>>151539525bappa there's hotter chicks working at Target
>>151539553Your mom works at Target
Lying ass freemason
>>151539580His mom is hotter than Dern
>>151539580Yeah my whole family is beautiful.
>>151539553I already fucked them, my meng is the BMF champ buddy the Butterface Mother Fucker (because I'm in great shape but my face is ugly)
>>151539652You fucked every single female Target employee above a 7?
Why do normies seem so convinced Pico will lose? Why is /heem/ the only place intelligent enough to recognize his skills and not underestimate him? Seems like perfect conditions to make big money betting on the alleged underdog
>>151539674And Im afraid I didn't stop there either, regretfully.
*ENTERS THE THREAD*
>>151539698F
>>151539384Check the archive
>>151539692What the fuck are you talking about
>>151539706Don't do et OG!
>>151539698Honestly? Respect.
Anyways but I digest
Galactic bamhole
Found a 2 stroke leafblower by the trash yesterday, got it running but seems to be running way too hot. Gonna check the air intake/carburetor and fan/vent tomorrow I suppose.
>>151539756Fuck you
Gonna tell the minge to forgo blowies for a while, don't want the term "Galatic Throat" enter my mind perchance
>>151539771Fuck me? Fuck YOU buddy.
>>151539780No, fuck you
*rubs belly*That boy Thomas is going to wilt like a flower under the heat of that field hand. I do expect a finish of the technical knockout variety in the fourth round. Vive la Francais as they say.
>>151539771bodied that freak
>>151539790Nah fuck that
>Tom “Of Finland” Aspainal
Temu Aspikainen
>>151539799You out here playing touch butt on 4chan but I'm a freak? Hell nah.
tom is a pain in the ass.now gane? gane is a pleasant feeling in the ass but not in a gay way you fucking queer
*prepares to exit the thread*Later faggots, losers.
>>151539871Thank you b I was trying to coalesce my innermost feelings into words and you seem to have preempted my quest.
>>151539897coalesce these nuts
>>151539908haha wow you're sassy
I refuse to go bald.
>>151539966Many have said this and been heem'd as a result
>>151539216Do crocodiles run from zebra?
We will hit our target.
Post the pic of jandiroba walking out looking chadly AF in some gangster ass shades
>>151539966If you start taking Finnesteride now you'll start seeing gyno very quickly.
>>151539966shut up baldy
Bald bitch.
>>151539966my hairline is a tragedy and I'm short.life is humiliating.
Something we don’t do is follow them. Aspinall wins.
>>151539692>Why do normies seem so convinced Pico will lose?pico was the favorite
I love mogging manlets at gas stations then fucker their gfs I would never fuck with a bald man because he has nothing to lose
>>151540049Turn your monitor on.
Is anybody here short and have a bad hairline? I'm pretty tall and my hairline is still great, so that must really suck.
I look like a shorter, stockier Dana White
I miss the old Dana White.
>>151540091like this?
How did anyone in good conscious never tell Dana power slap is the dumbest shit they've ever heard of its honestly infuriatingly stupid
>>151540126This guy was a champion from another promotion right? How did his UFC debut go?
>>151540141hes one of those proving the haters wrong type niggas
>>151540150won the UFC flyweight titlelost in his first defense against Tim Elliott
I guarantee Dana White has choked on dick.all rich white guys get into really weird sexual shit.
Alright I'ma head out
>>151540207That tracks.
>>151540255me when I'm around your mom and expose my penis
imagine caring about losing your hair
Lost my hair at 24. Been bald since.
we all want to attract women, and a bald look makes me look like cancer patient.
>>151540379the cope is strong with this one
>>151540379*shines a flashlight on your dome*
Hoenstly? No disrepsect to bald guys. Nothing to feel bad about. Respectfully.
>>151540487bald ass chinese monk head ass
>>151540487That's the bald truth.
still got all my hair and a decent hairline but i am going grey. no doubt the BPDemons are mirin my daddymaxxing. wagmi
>>151539966is there any hope for us bald bitches?
>>151540519ok unc
Hair vs No Hair
Just got some galactic throat. What was his name you say? Tom "No Mercy" Aspinall
>>151540546They have the same hairline unironically
>>151540550no 1 asked
>>151540579done me
ganes record is incredibly suspect when under even the tiniest amount of scrutiny. on a good day he is a TKO merchant and on a bad day he is a decision merchant. tom is winning in round 1
>>151540546Gane has a full head of hair he just likes to shave it
just got a gun. now what?
>>151540715sit on that thang and fart and spin, playa!
HW is a coinflip. but you can increase your odds through preparation, consistent training conditioning and cardio, a smart game plan studying tape, recovery and nutrition, good coaching and discipline.
Why do fighters spend the first five minutes measuring distance? Do they not know how long their arms are?
>>151540546pudgy diarrhea baby vs bronze skinned frankish adonis
Tomala Harrispinal has a microclitty! KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>151540546How is it that gane is so muscular but has pillow fists?
diarrhea baby by sloppy TKO
>>151541028gane's a pacifist. his striking is poetry that teaches without breaking.
>>151541028isnt fully black
>>151537136>that flag>someone shitting in the urinalunreal, normally its the street, slow and steady progress in Leafcuckland
>>151541028because he has big gay water muscles, he packs his froggy bung with steroid laced creatines so he can grow big pec tits and show abs. Gane's game isn't about power, it's about attracting gay men
tomala has such a disgusting physiognomy
>>151541039volkov is a kino heavyweight because he's slim.
>>151541039both of these men have been pozzed by BBC.
>>151539966surgery is for fags and women
Gane status?
we can all agree the heavyweight division sucks and anyone in it is a faggot
>>151541127Victorious
>>151541117chimpzilians really live in """""houses"""""" like this and think they aren't retarded smelly thirdies LOL!
>>151541127Champion.
were brazza bros ever able to refute this?
https://streamable.com/k73i5nits up
>>151541207no, this is the ultimate muzznuke. it's over for brazza slurpers forever. mmajoey is going to shoot himself on livestream
>>151541127he will join the 0-3 club soon
>>151541127gay parade
>>1515412580 title fights lost, 3 title fights won.
bros, pray for BJ Penn
Heem is so shit right now
>>151541250>>151541207to "ride" or "mount" meant to "follow" back then you disingenuous ugly retarded dysgenic kike genetic dead end faggot.
>>151541207>be muslim convert following THE prophet>he tell you to stay back>watch as he gets FUCKED by some indian BVLLS>he come back tired and exhausted and lays his head down in your lap>the ZUTTS come back, but dressed in muslim garb>feel intense fearbrazzasbros...
>>151541284Gane’s win this weekend will reignite the fire, don’t worry Monsieur.
>>151541280The State of Hawaii still trying to take his family fortune?
>>151541117This dude does NOT look 17
>>151541280no FUCK THAT, FBI YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING PENN WORKED FOR, MOTHERFUCKER>climbs into ford festiva helicopter and charts course for Hawaii
>>151541327Dunno what Gane is gonna win this weekend because it's sure not his fight with Tom Aspinal.
gane? gane will bring the pane
there are no jeets in the ufc until very recently because khabitch was scared of them due to the zutt incident
Cain Velasquez deserves to be in prison. He put many lives at risk.
Do you think Mackachev is ducking Topuria or he doesn't care about Topuria and wants to be champion at welterweight?
>>151541411Nobody cares about Topiglet, not even his own wife.
No matter what adversity she faces out there in the octagon, Jandiroba is going to have one eye on that championship belt waiting cageside.
in a different age gane would be the favored model of regnault
>>151541411nah i doubt he cares. double champ is a huge feat and hes probably after that.
>>151540715Heem an banker.
>>151541370You’ll see in time, my friend. :)
>>151539706>scared to post the webmkwav
>>151541127Women love him, men want to be with him.
>>151541284not /heem/, it's the sport. the sport is dead.PEAK:GSP/Anderson/Brock- then we got women's MMA- then we gotRousey & McGregor hype bullshitRousey was a meme who got exposedGoobs was a weight-cutting one-trick pony who got exposed and never fought- then we gotIzzy and Co a bunch of charisma-free mids- then we gotAspinal, but JJ is ducking so that whole division is dead in the water
>>151541506Oh I'll see, because we'll all see
>>151541588not me i don’t watch that crap
>>151541448Payton 'The Payday" Talbott
>>151541588Then. Now. Heem. Together.
Feeling heemspired today. How about you?
What if Gane vs Aspinall ends in a draw?
>>151541572lol nah you think you hate stalling now, you wouldn't survive watching back then. You think jizzy was boring in his title run, you would have been one of the many complaining about the GSP era. Once you get a little older, you'll completely forget about this feeling and you'll be calling this the good ol' days sadly
>>151541610holy shit is that the kwab guy
>>151541664GSP became quite gunshy after Serra packed his francois fudge funnel with his huge italian cannoli I fear
>>151541422*his miami wife
>>151541664its all true bros. ..
>>151541335>>151541362wut? i don't know shit about that stuff.BJ has been arrested 5 times this summer cuz he apparently has...>Penn suffers from a rare psychological disorder known as Capgras syndrome, which causes him to believe his family members have been replaced by impostersfucking sad
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