>KAAAARL..das tötet Leute - edition>DienstagLeverkusen 2 - 7 PSG Kopenhagen 2 - 4 Dortmund >MittwochEintracht Frankfurt 1 - 5 Liverpool Bayern 4 - 0 Brügge>Donnerstag Fenerbahce - StuttgartFreiburg - UtrechtMainz - Mostar
manlet self insert
>>151537500I'm 177cm, I have nothing in common with manlet midget!!!
Samsung internet wonchuddies lost
>>151537522
>>151537540>noooo you have to clogg your phone with foreign spyware like Google Chrome and firefox
>>151537522How do you get Samsung Internet?
>>151537565you do have a retarded answer for everything, don't you?
>>151537575its pre installed on a Samsung phone or Google play store
>>151537595I have a Samsung S24 Ultra and I have never noticed it
>>151537515>For some reason he also makes up fake rivalries between players, like Hollerbach vs Woltemadenot a fake rivalry and vital /bundes/ lore
>y you are this person >noooo you are >but he is posting from his phone loool>no you are the schizo>the beeeer >i use two zeros because its funnydamn there really are all the brain damaged social outcasts gathered together this matchday … full blown mental illness on display
>>151537479>karlhes so smol
>>151537649all me
>>151537662Seeing Karl right next to Neuer at the end of the game makes me laugh every time
>>151537613kann sein that its not the standard one anymore, I haven't had a "fresh" phone for ages because the first thing I do is a whole datenübertragung with all apps and all dat
BuLi zur Ausbildungsliga und Tordifferenzgaranten verkommen. Echt traurig. Freiburg und Stuttgart sind auch nochmal ne Ecke schlechter, das wird noch echt peinliche scorelines geben
>>15153783450+1 cuckies we finally won
>>151538008Naja, schau dir mal Serie A an, konnte AC Mailand deren Spieler halten, trotz Eignern und spannenderer Liga? Liegt am Ende bei jedem Klub selbst wie er seine Transferpolitik macht, geht halt den meisten Klubs in Deutschland nicht darum sportlich was zu reißen sondern Kohle zu machen.
https://www.bz-berlin.de/polizei/drag-queenelmo
GuMo
>Zwei Vorlagen hatten die Statistiker bei Wirtz notiert, eine für Cody Gakpo und eine für Dominik Szoboszlai. Die wochenlange Flaute des Multimillionen-Transfers, der im Sommer von Bayer Leverkusen zu den Reds gewechselt war, scheint beendet.Heh my boy just needed more time
>one decent gayme against blundershitga literal farmers >Wirtz is so back Why are germans and english like this?
>>151537672lmao
>>151544477Karls just like me fr
>Deswegen soll Werner seine Entscheidung aus dem Sommer jetzt auch überdacht haben. Laut einem BILD-Bericht plant der Stürmer nun nämlich doch anders, und zwar mit einem Wechsel weg von Leipzig.>Sein Ziel ist auch schon bekannt! Dabei handelt es sich um die US-Profiliga MLSWelcome to _?
I hate the blundershitga I hate the blundershitga I HATE the blundershitga
>>151545197RB NY
>>151545197Chicago Fire FC here we go
>Die Gespräche werden nicht im nächsten Monat stattfinden, aber vielleicht im neuen Jahr. Dann werden wir das diskutieren. Wir sind in einer guten Position, ich fühle mich gut. Wir sind nicht hektisch. Ich nicht, der Klub denke ich auch nicht“, so Kane. Er hat eine Ausstiegsklausel in seinem Vertrag, die allerdings bis zum Ende des Transferwinters aktiviert werden muss. Und derzeit denkt niemand daran, dass das passiert
>>151544477>neuer jumps>Karl doesntnice image there retard
>>151545315PSG is much more impressive when you compare their injury situation and their opponents to b00n
>>151545981both Bayern and PSG had one tough opponent each and two pushoversalso I don’t think PSG has worse injury troubles than Bayern atm
>>151546050look at their team vs Barca, how is this in any form same as bayern lol
>>151545315Nice
>Jamal Musiala (22) kehrte am Donnerstag Vormittag endlich wieder auf den Trainingsplatz zurück
How do we fix Eintracht?
>>151546394
>>151546614Buy defenders and get rid of Fraudmüller
>>151546614How do we fix every german team besides Bayern?
>>151547512money
>>151546614>>151547357they desperately need a proper holding six
>>151547565yup, worked very well for 1860, KFC and BCC after all
>>151547512
>>151547614>1860Ismaik invested like 15 million lol you can't even get one good player for that
>>151547647true trueat least Leipzig, Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim and Leverkusen are absolutely dominating the league every season with their money
>>151547647>Ismaik invested like 15 million lol Seems to be more in the order of 80-100 million. Although that's still nothing to rival the Bundesliga top clubs
>>151547675Leipzig is based
>>151546614Floppmöller OUTAdi H. or Rose IN
>Nach sieben Spieltagen haben die auf dem 15. Rang liegenden Wölfe lediglich fünf Zähler auf dem Konto. Das ist eine der schlechtesten Ausbeuten aller neuen VfL-Coaches nach sieben Bundesliga-Spieltagen. 2022/23 stand lediglich der damals frisch gestartete Niko Kovac noch weniger erfolgreich da
Stuttgart did it rightFirst good football, then the moneyThe other way around doesn't work
>>151547920de hufschmied
>>151547675The money these clubs invest are laughable compared to England or PSG. If you want to compete with Bayern long term (as in more than one season) you have to invest similar sums
Hertha BSC was the highest spending club in the world one fateful winter transfer window
Alter da draußen stürmt es gewaltig
>>151548049no it doesn’t
Fener squad looks nicer than eggspeggtedEven got The Fred on the benchGood work Domenico
Stuttgartbrudis, heute gibts aufs Maul
>>151548579Und aufe Ohren
Classic tedeschoball. Not one attack too many and try to get as many freekicks as possible
Can they rename the country Seethey already
>>151548968when you rename your shithole to Türkland
>die Nase
>Stiller
>>151549059>>151549065kwab
>>151549071?
>>151549115couldn't deal with the noise
and another Turkish club that would dominate the bundesliga
>>151549226grim
>>151549394schlechten tag erwischt with 2 eigentore
>bundes international
Why no Undav?I want to hear the stadium when he scores
kek
Stiller has to score there. And no pen either
skandalelfer
no demirochad no party simple as
>>151549480
Wtf
multiball es posibile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK9WVRErnBQ
>looking forward to Hollerchadball the whole day>he gets fucking restedUGHHHHHGGHHHH
imagine losing to fener
>/bundes/ in europe
>huhndav
>>151550159>>151550114just wait until after this season when proper clubs like HSV and Köln are back in europe, none of this stuttgart, freiburg and mainz nonsense
Tedescho > Mourinho
>>151550072>restedweird way to say benched
>>151550248Mainza are playing their B elf and Hollerchad is not even in the kader, so yes hes restedDUMMY
>>151549480Stop posting this Poland hoe
>kanker ballz vs Shartubolu absolute cinema
For me? The whisky
heute wird gesoffne bis der Asswiper trifft
>>151550384Junge du treibst dich noch in den Alkoholtod
>freiburg of all clubs saving our honor
A N I M E
Watching german teams in europe has become a humiliation ritual
>>151550384kwab
3,2, 1, m0nz
it really do be like that
>mnullnz
>>151550680>0 impact at the U17 euros
>>151550697tearing up the CL though
>>151550627>unpronounceable shithole team no one has ever heard of?>its Weiper time!
>>151550384Ach, HIVtard
>>151550743that wasnt me
151550723>shifting goalpostskek. what. a. bitchahahhahahhahahhahshaHIV mong just can’t stop taking L’s lmaoooo
>>151550820his main problem is always doubling down on the stupid stuff he says
>>151550815Nigga its always you with the same gimmicks and ritualposts, who are you trying to fool?
>>151550820>>151550872>weiper goals this season: rosen(((berg))) and zrnskfjiski monsterim 100% right about the asswipe only scoring against nothingburgers>>151550891it was a nachahmer
>”Viper won’t score lmao”>*Viper scores*>”Nooooo this doesn’t count!!!!”lol
>>151551016yes thats 5th bundes tier competition hes playing against, he needs atleast 3 goals for it to count
>Sandro Wagner, Trainer des Bundesligisten FC Augsburg, hat wegen seiner drohenden Sperre Kontakt zum Deutschen Fußball-Bund (DFB) aufgenommen. Beim 1:1 in Köln hatte sich der 37-Jährige von Schiedsrichter Timo Gerach seine bereits dritte Gelbe Karte der Saison eingehandelt.Kvlt
>>151551174hat sich bald ausgekvlted
>>151551174Overrated
Eintracht deserves some reddit gold for this
>>151551492BILD praised them for that
awfully quiet since we are winning,,,
>>151551706based Thomas Reis
>>151551492Did he get subbed on?
>>151551790yeh he was on fire for quite some time
>>151551790hes ded
>>151551706>we
>>151551706Freiburg is a quiet city and I dont think they have many fans here or people that hate them, outside of FC Basel fans (who should number to 0 here)
>open instagram>9k comments on stuttgarts latest post
>>151552316why are they like this?
Cause I'm on weip me downCause I'm on weip me downCause I'm on weip me downCause I'm on weip me down
>>151552876they've already kicked you out of ösiland?
how many Tors did wirtz score? the english press are raving about his world class perform
LMAO
It's freeday That means no meat and BUNDES!
>>151560393Fags
>Keke Topp hat bei Werder Bremen keinen leichten Stand und in dieser Saison nur 66 Minuten gesammelt. Der 21 Jahre alte Angreifer sondiert laut „Sky“ den Markt und wird mit Borussia Mönchengladbach sowie dem 1. FC Heidenheim in Verbindung gebrachtTop kek
GuMo ihr neger
>>151561074the Bremer would literally rather let an uppity schizo African play than give a talented German guy a chance for oncenext Woltemade incoming
>>151561325>talented
>>151561325I like Keke but he got plenty of chances at the start of the season and didn’t seem to be ready for bundes footy
we play today :)
>Bayern-Trainer Vincent Kompany (39) hat angekündigt, dass beim nächsten Bundesliga-Spiel seines Teams am Samstag in Gladbach nicht Stammkeeper Manuel Neuer (39), sondern sein Stellvertreter Jonas Urbig (22) im Tor der Münchner stehen wird
>>151561781Tbf you could put me (jt) in b00ns goal and >we would still btfo gladbach. M'ladybachs defense is so shit it's unbelievable. B00n will score at least 7
>>151561781Mongbachbros...they don't take us serious
>Werbung für illegale Wetten: Tonali und Fagioli müssen 250 [sic!] Euro zahlen
Thank you /bundes/ for restoring my faith in humanity during the match against Liverpool midweek
Did the bong not get enough replies on his thread?
>>151561975FAGioli
>>151561798if a man had that hairline, you would say he is balding
>>151562063They cant help themselves. Seeking German attention, 24/7 lol
>>151562022based Frankfurt chadsmuzziescumcocksuckers rattled
>>151562150No, just no.
>>151562158yeah I used to think that but by just keeping quiet you’re just helping the muzzie cause
>Am Bahnhof in Frankfurt-Niederrad sind in der Nacht Fußball-Fans von Zrinjski Mostar brutal überfallen worden. Rund 50 vermummte Personen stürmten eine S-Bahn. Die Polizei ermittelt, ob es sich dabei um Anhänger von Eintracht Frankfurt handelte.
why are Americans like this?
It's my birthday bros. The Bier is on me today. Cheers!
>>151562675Prost. Which one tho?
>>151562726Whatever you like, I have the Spendierhosen an and my freezer is full with all sorts of options.
>>151561074>bremi had a breakout season for him angekündigt kwab
>>151562757it turns out I was wrong (so far)Rückrunde could be the time for him to start durch tho, just like based Woltechad did last season
Please Gladbsch PLEASE PLEASE BEAT BAYERN IM SO SICK OF THEM WINNING
HIV schizo having another melty lol
>it turns out I was wrongnothing new
>>151562868Bre"men" is not a club for aspiring German players though
>>151563047not me also >not even (You)ing the post because its afraid of the Samsung Internet.jpg 00posure xD
>>151563057indeed, hes too white for bremland
>>151562675Happy birthday krautbrüdï
>>151563124Idgi
>>151562675I'll take a Jever.
How are we feeling today Schalkebros?
>>151563240Thinkgen another 3 EZ points
>>151563191BASED
>>151563191>>151563273Samefag >>151563240We're winning the league
>>151563191Here you go buddy
>>151563300thanks my guydas Bier
>Kult Tulli 1. in the Europa League
>There's no release clause in Michael Olise's contract. For sure all top clubs in the Premier League and elsewhere are following Olise, the interest is huge and concrete - But Olise is very comfortable at Bayern, the situation around his camp is quiet and the club see him as an untouchable player. - Fabrizio
>>151563480New Schattentrainer just dropped
Spergberg is an absolute piece of shit thoat least Edin is a likeable mong
Edin isn't a mong
anon I…
>>151563480imagine the sons
>>151563499>Get paid gorillions to dab on some blundershitga farmers without having to exert all your energy and not having to work very hard (defending) because blundershitga is the blundershitga while also living in one of the best cities in the world. Also guaranteed trophies every season >Make a few gorillion more but have to live in england (or with lazy Spaniards) and then actually have to train hard. Probably won't win any trophyGee hard choice
>Die Ergebnisse des dritten Champions-League-Spieltags sorgten in dieser Woche für Rekord-Gewinnsummen auf dem Sportwettenmarkt. Wie BILD erfuhr, wurde der Dienstag am späten Abend noch zum teuersten Tag in der Geschichte des Wettanbieter-Riesen Tipico!
>>151563499
tom why didn't you tell me about the wundes?
hello happy friday night /bundes/
>>151564092What are we snacking on?
>>151563867Ergebnisse lmao
>>151564228Paprika chips, ottakringer helles, fish sticks, pumpkin seeds, käsebrezn and boiled potatoes LFG!!!
schallencuck note 5 vs darmchads
>lidberg out This is too easy
SCHLEUSE
>ynr karius in the championsl eagle final
>>151564473I never forgor
SYLLA SYLLA SYLLA
floKLO out
>Ynr Darmchuddie
>>151564478>Ynr firminio sharing a pic with his gfs pusy
The >Schalke rises
Don't think Kane will beat Lewa's record, sadly. He's too selfless. Will work to pass instead of just hog the box.
>Schalke
>>151564700?
Schalkebrudis, is it rly happening??
Müslic has built an unstoppable winning machine
>Greater Farth
>>151564778Hes my idolo
schwaben derby will in the 3rd league next year
>>151537479We wish that the BlundershitgaWe wish that the BlundershitgaWe wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and dieBayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let themWe wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and dieOh, let Bayern buy your playersOh, let Bayern buy your playersOh, let Bayern buy your playersand thank them like cucksBayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let themWe wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and dieTradition und fünfzig plus einsTradition und fünfzig plus einsTradition und fünfzig plus einsis so fucking gayBayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let themWe wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and dieLet Bayern fuck your ArschlochLet Bayern fuck your ArschlochLet Bayern fuck your Arschloch"At least Bayern are strong"Bayern rapes your league, and you krauts just let themWe wish that the Blundershitga can fuck off and die
WANICHAAAAAAAD
Führt Fürth???? No!
The bongs seem more obsessed than usualAlso>Fürth
>>151565626>Schwaben
>>151565639BASED
>>151565626>schwaben derby will in the
Schalkebros...im starting to get nervous
Betted a tenner on Kultgart winning against Brewomen No tuuut for you today!
HIVtard, pls stop wasting your money
>Naming your child Mika
HEUTE WIRD GESOFFEN BIS DER BONISHART TRIFFT
based hrogtaremember the swede anon that went to school with him?
>>151565805HIVTARD PLEASE, YOU WILL GO INTO A COMA AT THIS RATE
>>151565826HOCH DIE HÄNDE WOCHENENDE
Fürth more like SchieBbude
Today wird Huhnion gerupft
>KSC away nextDifficult but okay
Who can stop us?
>>151565984post the afd stand one
>>151565984Uhm akshuallly it's Floko again
muslic ball is so fucking slurpy I really hope they brechen ein
>>151565984Im thinking übernächstes Jahr wohl wieder Champions League
Big Burke will tear bresissies a new asshole today
>Bonishart
>Bonikwab
chadgart outplaying cuck steffen heavily rn
>>151566161he's worshipped as a god in Bremen
>>151566173Elversberg cruising too
schalkebrudis?!
>>151566223Its time.
>5 meters wide>buschi orgasm
brewomen draws no /bundes/ posts..
>>151566721I never watch games If Huhnion is involved. Literally unwatchable
schalke brudis es ist UNSER jahr
Uhhhhh bros I think my neighbor is a bremchad...
>>151566721dein Pfosten beweist das Gegenteil
kwab
TOOOOOOOOT
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>151567296So it happened AGAIN
>rothe
i miss ball boys
>>151567590>i miss boys' balls
what borefest and waste of time
so your average bundes game
shit matchhappy about the three pointsHIV mong in the mudI drink the beer
>>151567670>>151567664Based.
>>151567670the beer the beer the beer
>outta nowhere
